Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 38, Number 12, 23 November 1912 — Page 6
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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AS1 SUN-TELEGRAM. SATURDAY. NOVE3IBER 23, 1912.
PROCEEDINGS INSTITUTED
TO CONDEMN
Trustees of the Eastern Indiana Hospital for the Insane Want 150 Acres in ' Center Township.
(Continued from Pago One.)
THE SUGAR-LUMP HERO
He's the Beloved of the Magazine Public and His Creators Have the Right of Way in the So-called Literary Limelight.
MY DOCTOR MIGHTY Fir
BY ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE. :his last novel which was the horrors
After all the sugar-lump hero is the , c' a certain sort of marriage
one that gets the applause. Witness the choice confections fthat Robert W. Chambers hands out through the pages of the Cosmopoli-
of the parent institution. In such a place they find employment and thereby contribute in some degree to the cost of their own support, and also, furnish examples of industry which help and encourage others. The majority of our insane are not strangers to the farm and take kindly to the effort to give occupation of a simple and healthful character which brings as a direct reward larger freedom than is possible in the parent institution, where with all classes of mental disorders more or less restriction is necessary for safety and welfare. Idleness is as harmful and mischevious to the able-bodied inmate of the public institution as it is in the social and business world, and in addition to its value in reducing the cost of maintenance, it checks deterioration. The good of occupation when judiciously supervised, comes not only to the convalescent insane, but to the disturbed and chronic classes as well. It discourages introspection, promotes bodily welfare and comfort by exercise in the fresh air and sunshine and develops a sense of freedom. For these
reasons, employment is an essential
factor in the scheme of treatment and, hence, occupation for the able-bodied In the hospitals for the insane, as well as in all other public institutions, is one of the problems of the management, because the opportunities are necessarily limited in the presence of large numbers of all classes. The colony supplies this deficiency in the parent institution by broadening the field of work and offers a simple, wholesome and active existence close to nature. Its fundamental idea is work and freedom. Colonization promises an economy both in the cost of construction and
maintenance. There is an economic ; limit in every public institution which ;
should not be passed, and this stage of growth has already been reached in four of the hospitals, and the new one as completed was planned and built to it and should never be extended. The purchase of four or five hundred acres of land in the proximity of
tan. Life as it is not lived. At least not by the great average. , And it is to be doubted by the few. Chambers is the apostle of the chocolate cream. Although the chocolate cream, concretely, was projected into the literary limelight by the incomparable Mr. George Bernard Shaw. In "Arms and the Man." But this debut of the chocolate cream was peculiarly Shawesque. That is, while seemingly an innocent little sweet filled with sugar and cream and covered with chocolate it was really filled with ginger and fireworks. George Bernard Shaw is the line of cleavage between the old and the new on the modern stage. Some one said recently, and said well, that Arnold Bennett's plays owed their existence to Bernard Shaw. That if Shaw -had not been Arnold Bennett's plays would not have generated. This is true. For Shaw was that rarest among artistic performers a creator. An originator. And Shaw's methods are fascinating. The most serious when he is seemingly the most flippant, he rams home his truth by way of epigram, wit and paradox. To drive a point home he will drag himself before the footlights and turn
i himself inside out for the delectation
of the audience who do not see that they are being gently bamboozled into swallowing the noxious or distasteful dose by route of a spoonful of vinegar. Shaw sponsored the chocolate cream in literature. But Robert W. Chambers is a chocolate cream writer. Between the two the chasm is vast, deep and yawning. After all the American public has not got beyond the chambermaid phase. It dearly "loves a lord." 'Or, for us, a member of the New York Four Hundred. The Four Hundred has been metamorphosed into the Smart Set but Ward McAllister coined a phrase which is much more expressive and enduring. He didn't intend to coin it. But he did. The most significant and important things usually happen through acci-
as re
alistically and as honestly, as it call
ed for, he'd have written a great novel. But he only dallied with it. He sugared it over, crimped the edges of the pastry, decorated tlie top with a marachino cherry or two, piled whipped cream in the center and sprinkled powdered pecans round the edge. But they like it They don't want the heavy courses but the fluffy deserts. And as long as this country sustains its puritanical attitude toward life so long will its literature remain in the egg-puff state. For it is this false and smirking Puritanism that sustains the equally false and smirking fiction. If Chambers would pass the fire of his genius through the crucible of life he'd produce literature. And far more compelling than the chocolate cream variety he hands out through the pages of popular magazines.
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Miss Matilda Jerusha Green, supposed boarding school inspector Alma Gets Pupils. Be mice Julien, leader in the school Ruby Bulach
! Ethel Fenleigh, the snob ! Mi.rie Thorraan Clementina Clarissa Chester, (Tood-
l8) who uses slang ...Clara Sperling j Florence Norton, who brags j Clara Moelk ;
Esther Lwifton, who airs her
grandmothers views Margaret Pollenz Clarice Long Mildred Kurth Joyce Miller .Mabel Loehr Kitty Emerson, baby of the school Rosa Mayer Betty Maitland, friend of the girls Marie Kohnle Olive Arlington, friend of the girls Edith Schnelle
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BAND TO PLAY. The management of the charity ball to be given at the Coliseum on December 4th for the benefit of the Associated Charities is gratified over the successful sale of tickets which has been going cn this week and expects to dispose of several hundred more before the dance. The fact that the Richmond City band has consented to play, has made the music one of the stellar attractions since band music is always inspiriting and the local organization has an
nounced that they intend to play a j program of the latest popular music. One of the significant phases of the j sale of tickets is the interest manifest-!
the parent hospital will afford the
basis for a colony which will, if judi- j dent or fortuitous circumstance, ciously developed as needed along sim- The thing that is symbolic of our pie lines of construction, inexpensive alleged aristocracy to the uncou is exbut sanitary and durable provide for pressed in the "Four Hundred." the state's insane for many years to 1 And they love to read about their come. I Pallid and innocuous doings. Robert W. Chambers is the "Duch Is your husband cross? An irritable, ess" of America. What, by the way fault-finding disposition is often due has become of the "Duchess" novels? to a disordered stomach. A man with Howe we used to love to read 'em in
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THANKSGIVING PLAY. A play will be given Thursday night November the twentyeighth at the St. Paul's Lutheran church under the direction of the Young People's Juniors' and Childrens Missionary societes. The program follows: Nun danket alle Gott 23rd Psalm In concert Prayer Dr. C. Huber Offering: Count your Blessings Quartet The Charity Pupil. Synopsis. Act I School sitting room. An afternoon and evening of the same day. Act II Same. The next morning. Act III Bernice's room ready for spread. Evening xf next day. Act IV School sitting room just after commencement. A month later. Commencement day. Curtain rises showing girls around piano, singing. Bernice tells the news of Miss Langley admitting to the hall a new pupil, Magnolia Simpson, whom the call "the charity pupil." Miss Green, the supposed boarding
school inspector, is sent by Mr. James ; T. Simpson (father of Magnolia) to ascertain how worthy Johnson Hall is of an endowment and how the "young ladies" treat a little country girl like his daughter, Magnolia; also.
that his daughter is not to know of his whereabouts, nor of his erowine
rich. Then comes the news which ed by a local business woman who took spreads through the school, that John- seventy-five tickets for disposal among , son Hall is heavily mortgaged. her out of town patrons and another is ;
Hetty, the maid tricks Magnolia in- kindness or tne local xoages ana to dusting the sitting-room, at which clubs, the majority of which have taktime the girls enter for study, not see-, en tickets to sell. ing Magnolia, who finishes reciting1 Altogether the charity ball promisfor them "Elaine" from Tennvson's es to be one of the largest and most
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"Idylls of the King," which surprises them greatly. They treat her very unkindly and call her "Mag." Miss Langley leaves on business for a day and night, during which time the girls plan for a midnight spread, in honor of friends, not inviting Magnolia. Miss Green comes an uninvited guest to this spread. On graduation day Miss Langley tells them the sad news of thj school's being heavily mortgaged and that it
will have to be closed and sold, when .I. .. i & j
ment of $50,000 for Johnson's Hall j from Magnolia's father, and she who
was called the "Charity Pupil" saved Johnson Hall. Cast of Characters. Miss Elizabeth Langley, Mistress of Johnhon Hall Ethel Huber Magnolia Simpson, her protege.... Ruth Heitbrink Hetty Perkins, maid.. Elsie Von Pein
enjoyable events of the winter and will j
net a comfortable amount for the As sociated charities.
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TO ENTERTAIN CLUB. The members of the Pedestrian club will enjoy a theater party this evening as the guests of Mr. Warren Clements, a member of the club. Mr. Clements will give a box party at the Gennett to witness "The Spring Maid."
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iium tiie wiiiie juu shuu iiypnoiicauy I through the pages of Chamber's last banality. And why? S Because Chambers lends a fine art
to the exploitation of the vacuous. He debases his talents. And smudges his art. For he has written worthily. And
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BICYCLE THEFTS
ARE SOLVED conventional sense
j But in its appreciation of the dig- - Rome of the alleged bicycle thefts ' nity of the literary art. reported to the police have been i And the latter is unspeakably desolved. The bicycle belonging to the ' graded when one of its genuine expoPalladium was found on South D nents sidesteps his artistic responsistreet. The bicycle belonging to S. bilities. Butler was found behind the M. Rume- j However Chambers's stuff has one ly company plant in the river bottom. 1 merit.
It is believed that it was stolen by boys. George Helmich reported the loss of his bicycle to the police yesterday morning. It was found last evening by his cousin, C. B. Niewoehner on North Tenth street.
Gold Fish at Thistlethwaite's, North Eighth St. Drug Store. WANTS AUTO RACES
It sells! And the selling quantity can never be discounted. Because it argues, if not an excellence, a quality of some sort that is in demand. Nowadays art goes by the board. It's thrown into the discard. Everything is measured by the rule of the shekel. If the fancy of the public fastens on a legitimate artistic manifestation then the latter is demanded. But not for and of itself. For the thing it is fancied to be. Chambers tried out the public on a diet of art plus personality. The public rejected it. Or rather didn't care for it. The
Mavor Trvinp; to Promote puWlc taste mbbled. chewed more or mayor v i iying 10 rromoie Iess reflectively 8wallowed and di
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gested it with the rest of its sustenance. But it didn't ask for more. So he experimented until he found a recipe that would suit the average taste and not only suit it but tickle it, and for which it would crave. Then he seated himself comfortably
Automobile racing may be a popular sport in Richmond, according to Mayor Zimmerman, wh said today that he would make an effort to have races promoted at the Driving park, east of the citv. No famous drivers nrobablv
will be seen, as the mayor wants local and Proceeded to ladle out the product talent to compete. of the reciPe in huSe SbsCash prizes will be offered as induce- The Public cried and danced and ment. Whether Mayor Zimmerman will shrieked with delight.
make the matter a personal business i "e blirs m more sugar.
He sprinkles with more condiment.
enterprise or turn it over to the Motorcycle club has not been decided. The motorcycle races July 4, 1911, proved to be popular and auto races promise to be still more so. The track Is a mile long.
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"More more more! " And the finale of the last tale prefaces the announcement of the next. It is a great game. And Chambers knows how to play it. But he writes not of men and women but of puppets. He is the exponent of the saccharine and the disciple of the flabby. He writes not of life but of mere existence. Not that life is not as interesting among the Four Hundred as it is among the denizens of the slums. But it must be life. Its veins must run blood not icewater. And he merely toys with his sub ject. If he had treated that paramount in
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