Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 274, 21 September 1912 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PALLAD1U3I AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1912.

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WARMSTHE WICKED (Eight Couples Leave Theater ' When Manager Suddenly Startles Them. In front of a local five-cent theater 'a. man paced back and forth, keeping 'his optics on the entrances and exits of the theater. Once in a while a couple would emerge from the theater and, the man, who appeared to be standing watch, would stop, scrutinize the couple closely and then resume hia watch in front of the theater. Finally he stepped up to the entrance and glanced into the theater. "Are you looking for some one," asked the girl in the small enclosure, known as the ticket office. "Yes, I'm looking for my wife," was the answer. "She is in that theater with another man, and believe me If :che don't come out I'm going in after her." The ticket seller became frightened at the man's statement and his actions 'and she Informed the manager of the theater of what he had said. The manager fearing the unknown man would start a "rough house" stepped inside the theater and announced that If a married woman was in the theater with another man it would be best for her to leave, as her husband was waiting for her outside. The manager also suggested the couple leaving by the side exit. Eight couples arose and left the theater. If you knew of tbe real value of Chamberlain's Liniment for lame back, Eoreness of the muscles, sprains and rheumatic pains, you would never "wish to be without it. For sale by all iflealers. How to Iron Properly. Covor For Irouirig Board. Instead of using a sheet on the ironing board make a fitted Klip of unbleached muslin or of the material used for flour sacks. Leave the slip open at each end and have it largo enough to bo easily drawn on or off. To Iron Fine Tucks. From an old linen tablecloth make a pad about twelve inches long and six inches wide and six or eight folds in thickness, stretch the tucks of the waist to be ironed over this, slht side down, and . when finished fhey will be straight and stand out nicely. For Cream Materials. When rinsing yellow and cream materials use clear water. The addition of bluing gives a thick gray ajipearanee. This applies to both wool and cotton. Housekeeper. How to Wash Pongee. The way to wash pongee is not tc use hot water or strong soap. Instead use a suds made from lukewarm water and pure white soap and then gently rub the goods with the hands never on a washboard, as this tends to draw the threads. Rinse in several waters and hang out in the air until perfectly dry and then iirnu. Do not sprinkle or dampen the goods, as any moisture, even that of a damp clotb placed over the goods while ironing will b'j certain to cause shadows. 11 this method is carefully followed pon gee can be washed and look like new How to Dry Rubber Boots. If rubber boots become wet on the inside heat oats or coarse sand or newspapers crumpled until they are quite soft. Fill the boots with any of these. Repeat if necessary. Wash the dirt from the rubber overshoes with a wet sponge and then rub dry. for Jt :will tend to rot them if left to dry on. How to Extinguish Fire. Ordinary baking soda, either as a jnwder or dissolved in a little water, will put out a small fire immediately It forms a gas carbon dioxide which mothers the flame. A small handful In a cup of water or by itself Is nearlj always sufficient. MAN'S MOST SUCCESSFUL MEDICINE tnown All Over The World Known Only For The Good It Has Done. We know of no other medicine which been so successful in relieving th ering of women, or received so many mine testimonials, as has Lydia E. nkham's Vegetable Compound. In nearly every community you will kid women who have been restored to jealth by this famous medicine. Almost fcrery woman you meet knows of the reat good it has been doing among offering women for the past 30 years. , In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn, 'ass., are files containing hundreds of tousands of letters from women seekig health, in which many openly state i?r their own signatures that they hava Dgained their health by taking Lydia . Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, lany of whom state that it mis saved iem from surgical operations. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Comfeund is made from roots and. herbs, pd is perfectly harmless. The reason why it Is so successful is realise it contains ingredients which act pectly upon the female organism, retaring it to healthy and normal activity. Women who are iff ering from those stressing ills pecuir to their sex lould not lose sight ' these facts or rubt the ability of rdia E. Pinkham's sgetable Compound re's tore theirhealth.

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CARL MORRIS. In Song Recital, at the Murray Theater, Tomorrow (Sunday) Afternoon.

T. P. A Notes BY W. H. Q. The weather is cooler and headquarters have taken on new life. The new curtains are purchased, the carpet covering for the card room is ornered and on the way, the portiers have been cleaned,-the radiators have a new coat of paint, and as soon i as the committee's report on paper is ; heard the rooms will be speedily put. in condition for winter activities. I Next Saturday night is regular , should be had. Several questions concerning the welfare of the post I snoum De Drougnt up ror aiscussion Dy A 1 ine memuers. The Board of Directors are due for a meeting tonight. Mr. Chairman, S. T. Lebo, the weather has "cooled" and there is no reasonable excuse for you and your committee not getting out and give a few eligibles we have in Richmond a chance to join the splendid T. P. A. organization. B. H. Marsh, of Winston-Salem, N. C, National Chairman of the Press committee, comes out in the September T. P. A. magazine urging the State chairmen to get busy and have the newspapers publish some T. P. A. news. His reparks shot clear over Indiana for Kyan needs no prodding. By the way Ryan, if you say so, ."us subs" will put on our sportin' togs, write up a page in our respective papers and send a copy of each publication over to Mr. Marsh and show him Indiana Post Chairmen are very much alive. Come again Brother Marsh, we are glad to see you on the job. The next national convention will be held in Richmond, Va., the week of June 9, 1913. The headquarters will be the Jefferson Hotel. No doubt this will be one of the most interesting and enjoyable conventions of recent years. Hotels in Missouri recently received resolutions from the State Board of Health abolishing the common drinking cup, the roller towel, and the public comb and brush. T. P. A. News. It would be well for the Indiana State Board of Health to set up and take notice. Boost, and the world boosts with you. Knock and you're on the shelf, For the world gets sick of one who'll kick, And wishes he'd kick himself. Boost when the sun is shining, Boost when it starts to rain. If you happen to fall, don't lie there and bawl But get up and boost again. Boost for your own advancement, Boost for the things sublime. For the chap that's found on the topmost round Is the booster every time. What traveling man has not boarded a train on a hot summer day, with the cinders and dust flying, gotten into the "girl car" feeling it was better than the smoker and found a nice hot dusty plush seat to set in, such a balm to his warm condition. This may be remedied in time for a fight is going on in Louisiana, lead by the T. P. A. to compel the railroad companies to put linen covers on their plush seats. May the Louisiana Division succeed. It is not the business of this column to advertise business, but Richmond's taxi service and the opening up of additional eating places will be appreciated by Richmond traveling men and traveling men coming to Richmond. From the comfortable appearance of the Arlington hotel, its spacious writing room, big leather chairs, fine restaurant just opened up, and other strictly first class equipment, Ben Hill and John Lonts, two of Post C's staunch members are to be congratu-

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lated on their venture and success is wished for them by Post C members. John B. Hegger not having had any time to take his bridal trip is now going to take a three days' lay off, goj ing to Indianapolis to the State Insuvi ance meeting held at the Dennison on i Tuesday and Wednesday. His new wife will accompany him as John is too young to travel alone. Attention Sir Knights. 'You are requested to aseemble at the asylum, Monday gept 23, at 1 :30 p. HI., to .' ,i t l f c attend the IUncral 01 OH Kniarht Abner B. Hahn. rHa! at V.arham fpmptprv. H. C. Iveelor, E. C Geo. R. Williams, Cap. Gen. ai.-i. i a-..?j m In a secluded nook they sat, surrounded with palms. He had been buzzing softly for ten minutes; "But do you understand what it would mean if I were to give you such a beautiful solitaire ring?" he asked softly. She thought she did. but she wanted to hear him say the blessed words. "What?" she cooed. "It would mean that I should have to wear old clothes for a year and live on free lunches." Then they returned to the reception room. Lippincott's. Didn't Have to Be. New Suburbanite 1 suppose this is Pasteurized milk, my friend? Village Milkman (witheringly) Not so's ye kin taste it, I reckon, mister. In fact, I'll hand to a five dollar note if ye kin prove any uv my cows wuz ever bit by a mad dog. Puck. Resourceful. One idea of a resourceful woman is one who can stand her family skeleton In a corner of the parlor and make "oiks believe it is bric-a-brac Calves 'on News. TERRIBLE STHAif RESULTED NOT AMIS A Lenoir Lady, After Two Weeks Grinding Labor, Feels Better Than Ever. Lenoir, N. C "I am not tired at all and am stouter than I have ever been,' writes Mrs. Kate Waters, of Inoir, N. C "although 1 have just finished a twe weeks' wash. I lay my strength t Cardui, the woman's tonic. I have take; a lot of it and I can never praise it enough for what it has done for me. i can never thank you enough for the advice you gave me, to take Cardui, foi since taking it I look so well and arc stout as a mule." You are urged to take "Cardui, that gentle, vegetable tonic, iosr weak women. Ii; use will strengthen and build up your systrm, relieve or prevent headache, backache and the ailments cf weak women. It will surely help you, as it has helped ihousands of ethers, in the past 50 years. N- TK Advisor, rpt. out tlnirrtctkns. and 64piee bonk. "Hoie T'eatmer. or WcaJtn. seat i-a cUia w-s-j-icr. on req-aetl Murray Theatre Vaudeville BUI Changed Thursday 3 PERFORMANCES DAILY 3 Matinee lCc; Night 10c, 20o and 25c " -

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AND COARSE PORES "Yaak" . (Special) Quickly Removes these Homely Spots. Freckles and coarse pores are an ugly sight in society and business life. Refined folks usually avoid meeting ; those with such repulsive looks. The j very worst case of freckles and coarse I pores can positively be got rid of with I "Yaak" (Special). The greatest rene-i j dy in the wide world for quick results, j Delicate, harmless and fascinating to j the skin. Absolutely free from dang- ! erous drugs. "Yaak" is purely Erbs. i Vegetable. Oil3 of Nuts, and Lilly j Bulb Juice. Just try it and be conj vinced. "Yaak" positively gives you a ! pearly-white, velvety skin. Just ask (anybody who las ued it for freckles land coarse pcres. Even the first ap- ! plication will amaze you. Get it today. ! Now don't delay it for tomorrow, and permit -those ugly features on your face. '"Yaak" sells everywhere in America for GO cents per box. Beware of substitutes, don't accept it, but demand for "Yaak." Ask the druggists in town or else will ship direct to you postage prepaid. The Yaak Mfg. Co., 2315 Indiana A.tnue, Chicago. Put 'Yaak' on your shopping list today. It Was His Mistake. Mr. Newrd (the week before his birthday) Cccvl gracious, here are six loxesof cheap cigars my wife bas evidently bought me for u present! 1 couldn't possibly smoke such vile things, and still I wouldn't like to hurt her feelings fcy refusing. I'll just subj stitute six boxes of my best Havanas ! and throw these cheap ones away be fore she returns. Mrs. Newed (the day after)--Oh. Tom, I bought six boxes of cheap cl pars yesterday for my dear Uncle Jonas, the sea captain, who lives in Wales. I have just posted them to him. They only cost me G shillings a box, but I'm sure he won't be able to tell them from good ones. Why, how funny you look, dear! Are you ill? London Tit-Bits. Too Much Appreciation. A biograpby of Huxley dwells on the annoyance which be suffered from bores. But the plague had its funny side. Huxley once wrote to a friend: "I hnd a letter from a fellow yesterday morning who must be a lunatic, to the effect that he had been reading my essays, thought I was the man to spend a month with and was coming down by the 5 o'clock train attended by his seven children and his mother-in-law!" - Defunct, Arithmetically. "So poor Dinny is a dead man. "Oi didn't say that. Oi tould yon he was half kilt from a blast in the quarry." "Well, an' wasn't he half kilt only last month fallin' down an elevator? ITow many halves has he got to be killed?" Boston Transcript. Quite the Other Way. "Does your wife go to services to see what other women wear?" "No." replied Mr. Cumroi. "We are now sufficiently prosperous for her to go in order to let other women see what she wears." Washington Star. The Storekeeper Mast be pleasant and courteous to hold trade. He can't be bright and smart if he is unfitted bv headache. Don't let headaches impair your usefulness. HICKS' CAPUDSNE CURES HEADACHE enables yon to run on high speed gets at the headache's cause, whether heat, cold, nervousness or gripp. Capudlne is a liquid, pleasant to take: quickly effective. After it cures you. you'U pity the people who don't know about Cspadine. 25a sad 60c at drug stores. Trial size, 10c. S3 fPENNETT HUtheater MONDAY The World Famous (DIM AND HIS IB AMP With (he same Sslolsts Miss Virginia Root, Soprano. Miss Nicoline Zedeier, Violinist Herbert L. Clarke, Cornetist. WHO WERE HEARD THE WORLD AROUND Prices Matinee, 25, 50, 75c? evening, 25, 50, 75, $1. School children admitted to the balcony at matinee for 25c

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THEATRICAL CALENDAR. Murray Theater. Vaudeville Matinee and Night. Sept. 22 Carl Morris. Gennett Theater. Sept. 16 Bernhardt in "Camille." motion pictures. Sept. 30. Sousa's band. Coliseum. October 4 Inness band. The Murray. Miss Ethel McPbee, the charming little soprano who is filling a week end engagement at the Murray this week, was once in a beauty contest conducted by one of the leading Detroit journals, Miss McPbee being adjudged the prettiest girl in the state of Michigan. This can readily be believed by the patrons of the vaudeville theater who have been delighted with her charm, grace, sweet voice and beautiful face. Miss McPhee says, laughingly, that she had a "lot of fun" out of this. Laving heard from it as far away as the Philippines. Miss McPhee goes to New York shortlj' to begin an engagement with a leading manager on the "big time," and will no doubt meet with great success. Carl Morris. Carl Morris, who appears in recital Sunday afternoon, (tomorrow), in the Murray theater at three o'clock, is regarded as one of the rising young singers of this country and has always created a splendid impression when he has appeared in New York. Seats can be reserved at any time Saturday to some time after ten o'clock this evening at the Murray box office. Sousa. here on41ing-a.nod afr mathes Scusa and his band, who will be here on the 30th at the Gennett, were three weeks making the sea voyage from Australia to Victoria, B. C. in the S. S. Makura. To relieve the tedium of so long a voyage the members originated a variety of pastimes, one of which was an improvised sketch portraying the peculiarities of individual members of the organization. Some were hard hit by carricature and ridicule, but every one took what was handed to him with good When you feel SfsnS vous, tired, worried or despondent it is a sure sign you need MOTTS NERVERINE PILLS. They renew the normal vigor and make life worth living. Be sure and ask for Mott's Nerverine Pills RJiS WU-UAMS MFG. CO.. Prop. . Cleveland. Ohi For sale by T. F. McDonnell. ALL KINDS OF CANS Can Lids and Rubbers, Scaling Wax, Pariffine and Jelly Glasses. Cooper's Grocery. . GENNETT THEATRE BERNHARDT In "CAMILLE" Motion Pictures Week of September 16. Prices 10 & 20c amaFpSI 4 - Col oat tl " The S4.00 New WEBSTEKIAN -d rt- n r XyJLatf at this office Tbe $3.00 , New WEBSTEKIAlt 191Z oicnoNAsrr niaatratc J, with scmare

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Those Penma Testimonials How are They Obtained?

For a great many years i e been gath ering statistics as to the -rfects of Peruna when taken for catarrhal derangements. I hhve on hand thousands of unsolic ited testimonials from people in all stations of life. who claim that after many years fuS. B. Hartman, M. D. tile attempts to rid themselves of chronic catarrh by various forms of treatment they have found complete relief by the use of Peruna. These testimonials have come to mo unrequested. unsolicited, unrewarded in any way, directly oindirectly. They have simply been gleaned from my private correspondence with patients that have been more or less under my treatment or taking my remedies. No remedy, official or unofficial, haa a greater accredited basis for the claims we make for it than Peruna as a remedy for catarrh. I have never been opposed at any time to the regulations offered by the Pure Food and Drugs Act. I am not now opposed to its provisions, but I am opposed to the proposed amendments to give to a partisan board of physicians the unqualified authority to decide as to all therapeutic claims which may be made for a proprietary medicine. It is manifestly unjust to refer such questions to a body of men

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A Mean Trick to Save Himeelf. Not so long ago a knowledge of Latin was essential to an orator, and locff quotations from the Roman poet embellished every debate. James Fajn. the novelist, was once at a dinner party where a learned, distinguished and very dlgnlSed statesman Insisted on qnotlng Greek. The lady sitting next to Payn asked for a translation. Payn'a Greek was rusty. Accordingly he assumed a blush and hinted to the lady that it was scarcely fit for ber ear. "Good heavens.' she exclaimed, yoa d-Mi't :nan to sa riee don't a?k any more." martmirvl Tayn. I really con Id not tell T!n.

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