Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 263, 9 September 1912 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 9, 1912. The Dingbat Family By Herriman Mrs. D. Pictures Some Star Vacations ""

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DANIEL CAIN NOT A MURDER VICTIM Coroner of Preble County Finds Death of Aged Recluse Accidental. (Palladium Special) EATON, O., Sept. 9 Following the finding of the lifeless body of Darnel Cain, 70, floating upon the waters of 'Crystal Lake, Coroner James L. Quinn 'began an investigation Saturday afterinoon and examined several witnesses. His finding has not yet been filed, but lie stated today that he would probably attribute death to accidental strangulation. A post mortem examination was conducted Sunday morning by Coroner Quinn and Dr. F. M. Michael, but nothing was found to indicate he had been struck, although a slight abrasion was plainly noticeable upon the back of his head and he bore two badly discolored eye3. The fact that his body was floating, although it had been In the water only a few hours, is attributed by Coroner Quinn to hare been due to the fact that his lungs were filled wit,h air. Cain is not known to have had any money and a motive for crime is entirely lacking. A purse found in his clothing contained but 9 cents. The dead man is said to have been a member of a well-to-do family, and has a brother, George Cain, Front street coal dealer, Cincinnati, who is said to be wealthy. . He also has a sister. These relatives have been noti fied, but arrangements for funeral i services have not yet been perfected, and the body lies in the undertaking parlors of Harry D. Silver. Among the witnesses examined by Coroner Quinn were Mrs. John Stroble, Miss Mary Fowble, Mrs. M. J. Stephens, John Minix, Harry Ebersole, Henry Dugglns and Robert Gray and Malcolm Clear, the two young lads who discovered tho lifeless form. From" the evidence brought out it was ascertained that Cain had been drinking and was under the influence of liquor. Lov Will Find Way. The young couple hastened Into the union station. It w as very patent that they were not married. They were altoAttiA. .iliitmmOT rV thot T'Hb. r wont They went ; out onto the platform and stood and j talked for a minute, when he took her In his arms and kissed her fondly and again hurried away toward a train. "What do you think of that?" inquired one of the attaches of the station. "That looks all right. Why?" "They do that three or four times a reek. They think that everybody else will think that he is going away on a long journey, but he has never got on a train yet He simply walks around back of the train and disappears. He gets his kiss all right, though." LoulsTllle Times. Minuteness of an Atsm. .Sir Oliver Lodge once gave a striking Illustration of the minuteness of the atom. Tin amount of gold in sea water, although very small, seems conelderabla when stated In atoms, for a aing'e drop of sea water contains 50,000,000 atoms of gold. That figure, bowevei, indicates merely one-fiftieth of n grain in a ton of sea water, and It would take 100,000.000 atoms to be risible under a microscope of the highest power. A Bad Spiil. "Here's a young woman left $500,000 merely for spilling a little sunshine into an old man's life." "Her experience is more fortunate than mine. I once spilled a cup of coffee into an old man's lap and he cnt me out of his will altogether." Xmisville Courier-Journal. Satisfied With Sound. ' The man has a wonderful flow of language," said the impressionable flrl. "Yes." replied Miss Cayenne. "He is one of the people who would rather talk than be listened to." Washington Star. . She Couldn't See It. Miss You earn $50 a month. Before I marry you you'll have to earn $50 a week. Mister B-but with you a month would seem but a week. New York Globe. Sometimes Happens. . Mn. Whyte I understand she married beneath her. Mrs. Browne Yes, the young mas in the flat le!ow. Somcrrille Journal.

NOT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE

Getting Next to Nature's Heart Is Sometimes a Messy and Uncomfortable Process and It's a Mistake Always to Let 'Em Know You Can Cook.

BY ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE. "Of all the insane forms of spending the time," said Salreaching for the camphor bottle, "commend me to camping." "Is't possible thou hast been guilty of the chautauqua?" inquired the cynic puffing at a large, lucious cigar. "Well whatever may have been my sins," replied Sal, "at least you couldn't have bought that cigar there on Sunday." "Why don't you answer my question instead of hammering me over the bead with an asesrtion that has no possible significance in connection with your original remark?" asked the cynic in an aggrieved tone. "Oh pshaw," said Sal, "what's the iai nrftni'linp vmi r ruffled when : you're not. I intend to talk as I please now and at any other time. And its my opinion," she whispered, "that you'd just as lief I'd hammer you over the head as not." "Who can deceive my Sal?" cried the cynic. "Echo answers 'who!' Nonetheless, my dear girl " "Your what?" interrupted Sal. '"Girl!"' grinned the cynic. "I never hoped to live to see the day upon which you'd admit camping at the chautauqua." "Well I haven't admitted it," said Sal, "but its the fact that I did. Urged jby those who hankered for the simple

life for ten days next to Nature's j "Maria is, under ordinary circumheart, I consented to try it for once, j stances enough to drive the ordinarily "Its best not to say you will never j sane person to drink and destruction do a thing. I but I had thought that the compara"For every time you go and do it. Al- tive freedom from the usual domestic ways touch wood when making an af-1 conventions such as two forks and a Srmatory vow to that effect. For as j half dozen spoons, finger-bowls and silsure as fate you'll find yourself doing j ver-backed hair brushes might make the very thing you swore before high her endurable for the brief space In heaven and all the fields in the pit you j which we hibernated in our canvas never would." i shelter between prolonged forays after "Did you ever swear you'd never get ; intellectual provender and spiritual

married?" casually inquired the cynic. "Brute!" cried Sal. "Brute utter and perfect!" "I see no occasion for such vlo- j lence," expostulated the cynic. i "Well, its true," said Sal passing on, "that you can't buy a cigar at the chautauqua on Sunday. And yet they'll sell you coco-cola and the deadly Ice-cream cone. "The code of blue laws that governs the operation of these religious and in tellectual vaudevilles," said the cynic, ' has always interested me for its extreme singularity. "I remember to have gone up to Winona a few years ago when they locked you in on Sunday. You couldn't get a cigar, a Sunday paper or ride in a boat. But you could sit round and listen to some of the worst sermons on record. "And I give you my word," said the cynic confidentially, "tfiat on trying to get outside the grounds to town I was held up and refused egress. "I pulled T&y ticket on 'em and they refused to punch it. "And it is the fact that I had to return to the hotel and there remain the ertire day without solace." "Not even feminine?" malicously nsked Sal. "A remark unworthy of my Sal!" said the cynic. "Many excellent maidens I observed patrolling the leafy but densely populated bypaths. Some escorted by sanctified and bespectacled youths whom I indexed as either sojourning missionaries or students in the biological summer school. Others attended by well fed Presbyterian friars. "Still others alone. "But these looked upon me with a cold and lack lustre eye." "Probably no eye at all," smiled Sal. "Trust you to say the charming thing." reproached the cynic, "but to tell the truth they most of 'em looked like Y. W. C. A. secretaries on vacation and I feared feared "Feared?" "Well merely feared. Anyway 1 sweat the day away in populous solitude. Winona Lake is like a Turkish bath. I've always thought the Presbyterians selected it as a sort of way station to the predestination camp." "Shamet" cried Sal. "The Presbyterlans don't believe in pre-natal dam - nation any more they're Just like anybody else. All the churches nowadays are nothing but club-houses. Everybody believes the same thing, or rather, nothing at all." "These remarks, betokening as they do a materialistic and profane spirit, are exceedingly painful to me," interrupted the cynic. "I would prefer to hear you enlarge on your original theme

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"Well, what'd you switch me off the track for?" asked Sal. "It was your own fault " "Was it ever anything else but my fault?" inquired the cynic with a martyr air. f "Oh!!! Well Its all right to camp If you go away up in the Canadian j woods one hundred and fifty miles : away from a hotel with hot and cold water and chicken-salad on the half I shell. But this thing of Immuring yourself in a canvas house of the dimensions of your best chicln-coop within walking distance from all the comforts of hime is simple dementia," eaid Sal. "People pretend they think its fun. But they don't. Its not so bad for the ; men for a man can emerge from one of these holes looking as well groom- , 2 , TT d " " he ad Performed an elaborate ; toilet in a three-room suite. "But that's because he's a man and has no hair to bother with. And, also, has clothes ideally built for manipulation in close and perspiring quarters. "But if you're a woman oh himmel!" exclaimed Sal. "I took a tent with Maria and El-1

len, and by the end of two days I was i Whether Ad's arm is sufficiently reready to murder them both to slow j covered to carry on his fight with music. It takes the discipline of a tent, i Packey McFarland in New York de-

especially at a chautauqua to bring j you to a realization of the limitations jof yur own endurance, sustenance. "But, alas, how little can we see into the future. "Maria, in her determination to look sleek and well groomed, spent unnamled and Incalculable time at her toilet Ellen and I had to wait. No matter if we were late or early or what or when I or how. . She was like one of those "umeu Wllu IUC "wmrcivt-B m me dressing-room of a Pullman and stay 1 it out until they can fare forth as from their boudoir. "The sort that the men point to as

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look like that?' and never will believe your explanation of humane treatment of the other feminine passengers in a long waiting line outside. "Then Ellen, while untidy, was strictly sanitary. "She used mouth and nose washes, gargles, and other cleansing agencies

and went through a regular course of,nroTia thifi nfttsrnnon

physical culture stunts every night. "Since the correspondence course prescribed that she perform lightly, if not becomingly clad, all the tent flaps had to be tightly marooned during this interval. "In the meantime Ellen, in her ardour, knocked over a table or two, backed the gasoline can Into my bed, tumbled Maria's hat into the buttercrock and played general havoc. "On my timid suggestion that she give her physical culture a much need ed vacation she smiled 60urly and said she had to plat it out for a grade. 1 "Then we found that none of us could eat the same things. "And Maria, on the third day refused to cook. "Said she'd make the beds. "And she finally stopped doing that on the plea that she had to attend the Bible classes. "Later Ellen stated that the smell of cooking made her ill and as the doctor had warned her her heart was weak she would have to give that up was there anything else she could do of course as Maria was making the beds let her know "Such concentrated essence of cheek I never heard! It came to the iiass where they were asking me what they could do as though I had originated the whole thina- and they were my guests. Why I hareht worked so hard 'for years. I scoured and scrubbed and swept and cooked and sneaked round with buckets and paila and brooms and tied on kitchen aprons behind trees think of it ME!" "Tough-! " murmured the cynic. "The night it stormed It rained clear through and soaked everything in the tent. We sat in water to our shoe-tops and glared at each other. After it drained off and we had ballywhacked round trying to find a dry

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AAjV AOL A CY Pi! ( SPEND 'A spot we had to go to town to sleep. We went to Ellen's house as that was the nearest but had to walk all the way "Why we did wait for a street-car stood on the corner half an hour and it was one o'clock before we got to bed. j "Then it took me all the next day to ! clean the place up as Ellen had to go to the lectures and Maria stayed home to iron out her clothes " "In the meantime the mosquitoes ate me alive and I caught an awful cold sitting round that infernal old tont while the water rushed through like the dam bursting at Austin " "Enough enough!" cried the cynic stopping his ears and maktng for the door. "You'll change yow mind when you go camping with me up on Hudson's bay," he deployed. "Not unless I can wear knickerbockers," cried Sal. SPORT NEWS. , (National News Association) CADILLAC, Mich., Sept. 9 That th& automobIle crank that recently kjcked back 8everely injuriQg the arm with which Adolph Wolgast opens his pocketbook, Is the belief of a number of followers of the fighting game here today waiting the outcome of an Interview between the champion lightweight and Tom Jones, his manager. pendg OQ tne abmty of the Micnigan j fighter to "punish" the New York pro moters for another $5,000. Inside figures on the match has come out. Instead of $22,500 for his end, picture rights barred, it has

been discovered that Ad agreed to bat- j nament opens at Cleveland, tie for $15,000 and a share of the j Opening of Intercollegiate golf champicture receipts. When Jpnes got the ' pienships at Ekwanok club, Manchesfacts it hurt Ad's arm. Now, according ' ter, Vt. to the worried manager of the little i Opening of Great Western Circuit fighter it will require a poultice of i trotting meeting at Milwaukee. $5,000 to put the arm in shape to go I Start of automobile relay run from

into the ring. At first it was thought it would be necessary to put on a $15,000 plaster, but five will do the trick. From the general direction of Chicago the angry howls of Packey McFarland can be distinctively heard. CINCINNATI. Sent. 9. Frank schulte, star outfielder and. home run nitter of the Chicago Cubs, has packed nia baseball suit in mothballs and ' put hig bat on tne top snelf of tne i closet for the re8t of the season wnicn he wiu spend OQ nls farm He nas Deen 8Uspended without pay the rest j by Manager Frank Chance because Schulte failed to abide by the antiliquor rule of the club. SAN FRANCISCO, Sept. 9. Frankie Burns, of Oakland and "One Round" Ilogan of San Francisojo meet In a The bout Is expected to be a bitter one. Ever since hey broke into the short bout field that flourishes here. Hogan and burns have been enemies. The betting at 10 to 7 favors Burns. The men made 135 pounds at 10 a.m. EARLY COLONIAL HOUSES. Some Had Inner Stone Walls to Resist the Indian Raiders. In America the early colonists had little use for the mason's art, except in the construction of the huge chimney stacks which in any dwelling of considerable size and any pretensions to comfort formed a very considerable part of the structure. The great kitchen fireplace and oven, with smaller hearths in from two to four rooms on each floor, required a very considerable part of the material and skilled labor bestowed upon a colonial homestead in the more northern colonies. In some sections where the dangers of an attack by Indian raiders were imminent, the wooden walls of the lower story Inclosed a stout wall of brick or a kind of rubble masonry. Some of these buildings are still standing and inhabited, although dating back (at least so far as the lower stories are concerned) over two centuries. A very few brick baildlngs have wholly or m part come down to us from the first years of colonization, id until within the last half century some that prporv! r!,t re'-:jMnr (Vttures of Elizabet!i:u and Smart t of dwelling and business structures. Much of the brick and about afl the great flooring tiles and ornamental tiling were at first imported from Europe, but lime and brick of good quality were soon produced in almost every community. Charles Wins low tt.i jj, Rational Uagazue.

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indignant Little Dwarf Gives Battle to Husky Members of the Police Force

"I wan'na shave," said a little fellow of some 110 pounds and scarcely coming up to the shoulder of an ordinary citizen, when he walked Into a North End barber shop Saturday night. "We serve them things," said the barbers In chorus, and the featherweight stepped into a chair. The operation of amputating his side whiskers and chin bristles having been completed the dwarf slid out of the chair and reached for his coat ! casting an eye to a sign, "Shave 15 cents." The barber rang up the twenty-five the fellow handed him, and in an attitude of nonchalance lighted a cigarette. The stranger was stunned, anticipating a free lunch and beer, besides a night's lodging on the ten cents change. Then he got loud and as the argument waxed warmer Patrolman Menke one of the biggest on the department, appeared on the scene. He was advised to take the noisy citizen out. On the outside the riot and words increased and Menke was seconded by Patrolman Bundy who chanced to be passing. CALENDAR OFSPORTS Monday. Opening of grand circuit meeting at Syracuse, N. Y. New Jersey state championship tennis tournament opens at Morristown, N. J. Ohio state championship tennis tourWinnipeg to the Gulf of Mexico. "One Round" Hogan vs. Frankie Burns, 20 rounds at San Francisco. Tuesday. Annual tournament of the Canadian Golf Association begins in Montreal. Opening of annual bench show of the Ottawa Kennel Club, Ottaka, Ont. Opening of Michigan Short Ship Circuit trotting meeting at Port Huron, Mich. Opening of Eastern Illinois Circuit trotting meeting at Streator, 111. Opening of Lake Erie Cireuit trot ting meeting at Fairmount, W. Va. "Knockout" Brown vs. "Cyclone Johnny" Thompson, 10 rounds at Peoria, 111. Opening of three days' trap-shooting handicap tournament at Denver. Wednesday. Northwest Pennsylvania championship tennis tournament opens at Scran ton. Pa. Opening of Santa Fe- Racing Circuit meeting at Canon City, Colo. Opening of annual bench show of Wilmington Kennel Club, Wilmington, Del. Thursday. First hydro-aeroplane competitive meet in America opens in Chicago. Saturday. Western A. A. U. championship track and field meet at St. Louis. Palma Trophy match between riflemen of Canada and the United States at Ottawa, Ont. Gave the Tiger His Arm. The late Sir Edward Bradford was a great figure in British official life, especially In the Indian service. Sir Edward was a splendid huntsman. Although possessing only one arm, he rode a most spirited horse. The occasion on which he lost his left arm furnishes an example of his presence of mind and the cool bravery which were his characteristic traits. He was out tiger shooting In the Jungle when knocked down by a tiger. Instead of struggling with the animal, he permitted it to maul his arm so as to let one of bis party shoot it. Her Own Worst Worry. "Ton say she worries herself unnecessarily over trifling things T said one of two women who were speaking abont the ways of another. "Worries T" was the answer. "Why, ?hes more trouble to herself than a family of children!" New York Sun. , Easy. White Hare you any trouble In making both ends meet? Green Not bit. The end of my naeoey and the end of the week always eerae at the same time. Harper's

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The lktle fellow got calm then and was marched around the , corner up Ft. Wayne avenue. "Say, I forgdt my coat," he started. "Your coat's all right where it Is," said Bundy. "Well Just the same I'm goin' back and get it. Do you think I'd let It stay in that place all night?" "You're not," yelled Menke. "Who's goin a stop me?" "We are," from the cops. Then something funny happened. Those who saw It don't just remember the details. Something slipped out from the" little four-footer's shoulder like the discharge of a machine gun. j Bundy was raised right off his feet ' and sat on the sidewalk with an astonished look on his face. Menke turned his cheek and a well-delivered left hook caught him. As the cops sat on the sidewalk and counted the comets and ringed Saturns, the little fellow beat it. A few minutes later he called at the barber shop for the coat. He has not been seen Bince. The police deny the" story, but persons in the vicinity vouch for its truth. BASEBALL RESULTS NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Wen Lost Pet. New York 89 39 .695 Chicago 81 48 .62S Pittsburg 77 53 .592 Cincinnati 65 67 .493 Philadelphia . 63 66 .488 St. Louis .. 55 76 .420 Brooklyn 49 79 .383 Boston 39 90 .302

YESTERDAY'S RESULTS. Cincinnati 10. Chicago 8. (8 innings, game called.) Pittsburg 12, St. Louis 8. GAMES TODAY. Brooklyn at New York. Boston at Philadelphia. AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Won Lost Pet. Boston 92 38 .708 Philadelphia 79 52 .603 Washington 79 54 .594 Chicago 64 66 .492 Detroit 1 72 .459 Cleveland 58 73 .443 New York 46 84 .354 St. LouiS 45 85 .346

YESTERDAY'S RESULTS. Detroit 2, St. Louis 1. Cleveland 5, Chicago 2. games Today. No games scheduled. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Won lost Pet. Minneapolis 99 55 .643 Columbus 95 69 .617 Toledo 90 64 .584 Kansas City 77 76 .504 Milwaukee 73 79 .480 St. Paul 72 83 .464 Louisville 58 96 .377 Indianapolis 52 104 .333

YESTERDAY'S RESULTS. Indianapolis 5, Toledo 3. (First game.) Toledo 4, Indianapolis L (Second game.) a St. Paul 7, Kansas City 3. (First game.) , Kansas City 7. St. Paul 6. (Second game.) Louisville 4, Columbus 3. (First game.) Columbus 3, Louis vilie 1. (Second game, called, darkness.) Minneapolis 8, Milwaukee 7. (First game.) Minneapolis 5, Milwaukee 0. (Second game.) OAMES TODAY. Toledo at Indianapolis. Columbus at Louisville. Milwatfcce at jrarjapolia. Kansas City at LL tacL i All the Detajhb did use tovt the ujonirTi. sir. Lawyer Oh. aw Where were yee See In his arma-Yarlety Lata. ,

LEBO RECONSIDERS Offer of School Board to Become Supervisor of Music. Will H. Lebo, supervisor ot music In the Hamilton, Ohio, schools, may come to Richmond. He has reconsidered his refusal of tne offer ot the Richmend school board and the board has opened negotiations with him. Mr. Lebo was in the city last week conferring with members ot the board. Upon his return to Hamilton, he mired the board that he would not accept the offer. Later the board was Informed that he would reconsider his stand, and it is probable that he will be called

Mr. Lebo gave as reason for his declination the social and family ties he has in Hamilton. He Is regarded as one of the most accomplished music super, visors In the Ohio schools. Hew to Walk Correctly. To attain correct carriage one must walk erectly, and to, achieve this there Is nothing better than trying to walk with a book or similar article on the head. This is sure to keep one from developing: the swaying of the body more to the one side than the other. Stays that force the opposite of this rule should be discarded and destroyed, for they are not fit to wear. If they work against the erectness of the carriage they are really a menace to the health. Throw ont your chest. Better to have people ssy that yon are so straight yon appear to be falling over back ward than to be round shouldered In appearance. If not In fact. How to Make 8ash Curtains. A most attractive sash curtain may be made of linen, but It must be of rather a sheer quality. Japanese grass cloth or Bohemian linen la best to use. If the eyelet embroidery Is combined with either fillet or clnny Insertion the effect will be very handsome. The sides and bottom may hare a very narrow edging of the lace or they may be French hemmed and the bottom trimmed with a tassel edging. How to Keep Water Cold. To keep Ice water cold a long time with little Ice when westher Is hot try this: Tske a pitcher of lee and water and set in middle of a newspaper. Gather the four corners- at the top, bring the edges together with a strong robber band and exclude the air. It will keep all night with little meltheg ef the Ice; 9351 A Charming: Frock for the Growing GirL Girls Dress. This neat and attractive design was developed In bine chambrey with bine and white striped gingham for trimming. The model U equally effective in lawn, linen, cotton corduroy, silk, or cloth. The pattern la cnt in 4 sizes: 8, 10, 12 and 14 years. It requires 4 yards of 24 Inch material for the 8 year size. A pattern of this Illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10c la silver or stamps. inilcct B!ank3 ta pencil and send to .ttcrn DepL, Rk-auond iitladuu.) Name Size V.i... V