Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 248, 22 August 1912 — Page 3

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DR..WATSO t LOOK1. MY HAIR.1 IT ALL 9 m 0M6 OUT NOT 0 MINUTES AGO WHILE L WAS pOZINGV ! FIGHT FOR PLACE OU STATE TICKET Illinois Progressives Not Be Cheated Out of a Party Circle. to (National News Association) CHICAGO, Aug. 22. A determined light by the Progressive party for a party circle on the state ticket at the .fall election is to be made, according to leading Progressives here. While 'the Illinois election law defines the party as one which received two per cent of the vote at the previous election and says only parties can have circles at the top of their ballots, the Progressives propose to show this feature of the law has always been disregarded. A number of third parties have been granted the privilege of the circle, they say.- They plan a mandamus in the state supreme court to compel grouping of Progressive candidates in one column with a party circle at the top. State officials have asserted that the new party has no standing under the law and that It will not be recognized b a party organization when the balots are printed. A vast amount of ill health Is due to impaired digestion. When the stomach fails to perform its functions properly, the whole system becomes deranged. A few doses of Chamberlain's Tablets la all you need. They will strengthen four digestion, in vigorate your liver, .! and regulate your bowels, entirely doing away with that miserable feeling due to faulty digestion. Try it. Many others have been permanently cured yhy not you? For sale by all dealers. It 'Would Come. "I'd like to go away for the rest of the week, sir." said the tired book keeper. . "There Is no need for you to do that." replied the employer. "Stay here, and the rest of the week will come to you." Her Money Either Way. . Mrs. Knicker Why do you write home for more money? Mrs. Bocker If Geor-e Is having a good time he owes it to me. and if he isn't having a good time he has saved it. New York Sun. Thought once awakened does not again slumber. Carlyle. MRS. SCOTT'S SUFFERING OVER toctors Advised An Opera- ! tion. How She Escaped Told By Herself. w Buckner, Mo. " For more than a year I Buffered agonies from female troubles and the doctors at last decided there was no help for me unless I went to the hospital for an operation. I was awfully against that ope ration, and as a last resort wrote to you for special advice and I told you just what I suffered with bearing down pains, packache, shooting pains in my left iBide, and at times I could cot touch my foot to the floor without screaming. I was short of breath, bad smothered spells, felt dull and draggy all the time. 1 could not do any work, and oh how I dreaded to hare an operation. "I received a letter full of kind adWke, which I followed, and if I had only written her a year ago I would have been saved so much suffering, for today I am l well woman. I am now keeping house again and do every bit of my own work. Everyone in this part of the country ,knowg it was Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound that has 'restored me to health, and everywhere I co I recomaena it to suffering women." Mrs. fcCOTT, Buckner, Mo. If yoawamt special advice write to Lydla . Plnkaam Medicine Co. fcoafl. jdeatlal) Lynn, Mass. Toar letter will be opeaed, read and answered by a

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TM& HAIR. WAS CUT OFF BT SOMeONC WITH SCISSORS! TAKE US TO .THE SPCTHHte JcnceD you. LjQSS . CHANGED HIS MIND. He Was Awful Strong, but Ho Too ft a Dielike to Boxing. Talking of the padded mitt and its practitioners, some one remembered a story of Tom O'Rourke when he was managing that black warrior, Joe Wolcott. Every now and then some greenhorn would happen along and beg to be tried out It afforded Mr. O'Rourke and Mr. Wolcott a great deal of innocent pleasure to try them out plenty. On one occasion a large walnut colored man came, hat in hand, to O'Eourke. "Ah'm most powerful desperit, Mr. O'Rourke," said he, "an strong! My, my, Ah'm that strong Ah'm Jes natchally afraid to leave mahself go. Ah want you to match me to fight wiv somebody." O'Rourke said that would be easily done if the caller was as good a fighter ab be believed himself to be. But he'd have to be tried out first. The stranger said he was willing, and O'Rourke called Wolcott. "Take this man out in the gym," said he, "and try him out." The pair fiddled and fenced about for awhile. Then Wolcott got his chance, whanged that right hand over, and the stranger bounced three times before he came to rest. By and by he waked up to find O'Rourke bending over him. "Mebbe Ah'd make a pretty good wrestler, Mr. O'Rourke," said he hopefully. Cincinnati Times-Star. WALL STREET TIPSTERS. They Are a Numerous Tribo and Are Always Ready to Adviso. Wall street is the home of the tipster. You can always find him. You do not need to ask for him. He seeks you out in seductive advertisements, in circulars, letters and all the ways of the shrewd trader. And there are none shrewder than those who nest in Wall street. You will find the tipsters in every broker's office. Stand at the ticker for a few minutes and hear them as they come up one after another. "This is the time to sell," says one. Directly another appears, takes up the tape, scrutinizes it for a moment, lays it down and exclaims, "A good time to buy!" But go to the head of a house, especially if it be an old, conservative and well established institution, and ask him what he thinks about the market See how many tips jou will get from him. Not many, as a rule. He will discourse upon the situation, tell you the favorable and unfavorable factors, call attention to certain stocks that may be influenced by current rumors, to others that have new possibilities, to others that may suffer from various leasons, and then he will conclude with a general observation that one man's opinion is as good as another's. Leslie's. The Wedding. "Was the wedding a success?" "Oh, a huge one. Why, women wept bitterly who didn't even know the bride." Exchange. A willing mind makes a hard journey easy. Massinger. GETS-IT For Corns Really a Wondei New Way, Painless, Safe and Sure. "Quit That! GETS-IT Will 'Get Any Corn." The new kind of corn cure; the only sure kind; the only easy, safe, painless kind is here. It's what cornpestered people have been looking for ever since the age of shoes. Does it really do the work? Well, just one trial will prove it. The name of this big surprise is "GETS-IT," because it gets it You don't have to wrap your toes in bandages. There are no plasters, no salves. What is more, "GETS-IT" will never, absolutely can't hurt, or make the true flesh sore, as many other corn "things' do. If it gets on the skin, it won't, can't hurt or irijure the flesh. Apply it in two seconds. It's guaranteed, or your money is refunded. Your druggist sells "GETS-IT," 25 cents per bottle ,or direct if you wish, From E. Lawrence ft Co., Chicago. Sold in Richmond by A. G. Lnken and Co., Cbas. U Macaw. Coakey Drug Co.

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ECZEMA OF THE SCALP AFTER 20 YEARS SUFFERING SAXO SALVE BRINGS RELIEF. "For 20 years I suffered with dry eczema of the scalp during which time I had tried every so called eczema remedy on the market without benefit. At last I saw Saxo Salve advertised and decided' to try it and after using one tube, for the first time in 20 years I am free from the first terrible Itching and scaly dandruff. I wish every one suffering from eczema or other skin troubles only knew what a wonderful remedy Saxo Salve is." T. F. Thompson, Hopkinsville, Ky. Saxo Salve allays the frightful itching and burning of eczema, destroys the germs and heals the skin. You cannot do better than to try it for eczema, tetter, ringworm or any skin affection. We give back your money if Saxo Salve does not satisfy you. Leo H. Fihe, Druggist, Richmond, Indiana. WASHINGTON AS A JUMPER. The Father of His Country Was a Champion In His Day. There is an athletic record of which every American ouht to be proud, although it is not found in any sporting chronicle. It was made by George Washington of Virginia and was a running broad jump of twenty-two feet three inches. Exactly wh'n and where Washington made this jump is not known, but it seems to be historical. Thackeray refers to it in "The Virginians," where he tells of the Jumping , match between Harry. Warrington and jLord March and Ruglen. Harry wins with a jump of twenty-one feet three Inches against his lordship's eighteen feet six inches. In his letter to Virginia, Harry says he knows there was another in Virginia, Colonel G. Washington, who could clear a foot more. If Thackeray's figures are correct Washington must have been a wonderful athlete. He could easily have won any intercollegiate championship competition up to 1SS9 and most of the national championships. Then, too, it must be remembered that the future Father of His Country did not wear spiked shoes like the athletes of today, nor did he have a cinder path for his "run" nor a five inch plank for his "take-off," these Improvements not having come into general use as early as the middle of the eighteenth century. Washington today would be a record breaker. St Louis Globe-Democrat CHICHESTER S PILLS THE DIAMOND BRAND. JLj Latitat Ak yrar Drwytat for- 1 Cht-chM-ter'a Ulimi Br Fills ia Ur4 and ViiM aurulllcX boxes, sealed with Blue Ribbon. Take etaer. Bay tTrnr , DraccM. Ask forCin'IS-TEH S DIAMOND KRAND PILL8. for S yeus known as Best, Safest, Always Reliable SOLD 8Y DRUGGISTS EVERYWHEfif ' PIANO TUNING D. E. ROBERTS 15 Years Practical Experience. Formerly with the Steinway House at Indianapolis. PHONE 3684 ALL KINDS OF CANS Can Lids and Rubbers, Sealing Wax, Paraffine and Jelly Glasses. Cooper's Grocery. Our "Made to Order" GLASSES Satisfy every customer because they are made to suit the individual needs. Any style of lens you wish will be made for you and the glasses prepared in Eye Glasses, Spectacle or Clerical form. For Special Work, MISS C. M. SWEITZER Optometrist 927!4 MAIN. PHONE 1099

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Health and Beauty Questions and Advice By Dr. John S. Sterling;. , I will answer any question pertaining to health and beauty absolutely free, providing you enclose self-addressed stamped envelope for reply. No questions will be answered unless your full name and address are given. These prescriptions can be filled at any well stocked drug store, or any druggist can get the ingredients of his Jobber. Never accept a substitute for any of the drugs prescribed by me. I diagnose your case and prescribe remedies to suit your condition. Address Dr. John S. Sterling, 21 S. WeBtern Ave., Dayton, Ohio.

DR. STERLING FLOODED WITH LETTERS DEAR FRIENDS: Owing to the immense amount of correspondence received from the readers of my "Health and Beauty" column I will be unable to answer your questions throagh the columns of this paper, for a few issues, I will publish answers as soon as possible, in the meantime I will answer your questions and send prescriptions by mall as fast as possible. Please do not become impatient should your answer be delayed a day or two, for I have to give each question thorough consideration and I wish to treat all alike so that each one may have my best advice. Until I am again caught up with my correspondence I will give you the general symptoms and one prescription in this space each week. If these symptoms are the same or similar to yours have the prescription filled and take according to directions, then write me in about two weeks and let me know the results. Should you be unably to apply these symptoms to your case or should the case be of such a nature that the symptoms would not appear in the public press, write me as above and I will give your case personal attention. I thank my many friends for their kind consideration and their many letters of appreciation sent me in the past few weeks.

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CHAUTAUQUA Campers and Visitors REMEMBER Schvvegman's Meat Market Crimes the Largest and Choicest Stock of Fresh Cured, Smoked and Salted Meats in the city. Dressed Chickens at all times. - Lard, Sausage and prepared Luncheon Meats. Phones 1084 and 2204. Free and prompt Delivery.

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FROM MCmc Tr ASol NO. I WANT ANY NIEWOEHNER WILL MAKE HIS REPORT Matters pertaining to the protection of postal clerks and a statement of the financial status of the mutual benefit auxiliary of the United National Association of Post Office clerks, will comprise the report which Lewis C. Niewoehner, chairman of the board of trustees, will present to the body at its annual session in Boston, Mass., September 2-5. Mr. Niewoehner, who is directory clerk at the local post office, leaves for Chicago next week to confer with W. K. Canavan, secretary-treasurer, and from there will go to Boston. The national association this year will discuss measures pertaining to the working conditions of the post office employes and plans for the betterment of the postal service. Of Course Not. " Jimmy said, "My pa is a church member.' "So is mine," boasted Henry. "He ain't neither. My pa says your pa don't come to church, and even when he does he doesn't put nothing In the collection box." "Huh! My pa is an honorary member, and honorary members don't hafter chip in." Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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THE PESPOtUER Of OUR FRltMOi ppiO, AND He DCESMT CKRE rr X r.lanagor baa to havo a elear bead to keep traek of his hundred and one odd details. He and yon and all per sons who think must not let headache aa fit yon. HICKS1 CAPUDINE CURES HEADACHE lata yeei think eleerty gate U la aauee eeaaoU. fef)roMnMs) cripp Case-dim ia haeM. pieeean e eaket lrkly effective. I Ha't neat e aeffer from kiailarat Wh.e ree rea really cafe ia. tie es4 Sue M tfraastata trial aiae. Ms. RAIGHEA Superior Electric Fixtures Direct from naaker te Cralghesd Co. tit Mala St. Hero-Real Values 923 Main St. ARROW COLLARS All Styles and Sizes 111' ff X X Reduction on All Fixtures and X J Domes. Crane Electric Co. f X PHONE 1061. 12 NORTH STH X t These are the Days i that makes one think of fishj ing. Tbe finny tribe can aomeX times be coaxed from bis haunts and sometimes be can't. But tbe X right sort of tackle will help J catch the wily baas. BATHING 8UIT8 No camping party Is fully equip- X ped unless each has a good Bathing Suit. We have tbe best X line in tbe city. t Geo. Brehm Co. X S17 MAIN ST. PHONE 1747 CYCLONES and WINDSTORMS WILL COME Dougan, Jenkins & Co. Will Protect You Against Loss From Them. PHONE 1930. Room 1, L a O. F. Building VACATION MONEY. Why Not Take Advantage of the VERY LOW RATES and spend a few days with relatives or friends. If it Is money you need call on us. We loan any amount from $5.00 to f 100 and you pay us back in small weekly or monthly Installments. Household goods, tano. teams, wagons, etc, will act as security. If unable to call at our office, write r phono and our agent will call at your borne. Take Elevator to Third Floor. Phone 250.

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