Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 247, 21 August 1912 — Page 3

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WHERE'S THE MAN'. WHg RUNS THISOR. 1 HBf,J(MKt err; oh toutL. lELEPHANT CAUSES REM TERROR Streets of Chicago Like a South African Jungle for a Time Today. (National News Association) an East African elephant adjunct of a 'wild west show, ran amuck today and tor two hours had hiB own way in the usually quiet streets of Engelwood, a suburb. He finally fled when a clanging patrol wagon chased him, ran into a blind alley, was cowed by three of his keepers and led peacefully thrpugh the streets to his tent. But i in the meantime he had made things lively.' Nero's escanades began about 3 a. hn. His keepers say he was angry be cause they didn't get up and take him a drink of water when he trumpeted for it. A few minutes later they heard him snap his chains and thump jout into the night. i Then the excitement began. Nero Begins Work. 1 First Nero spied a shed in which the city stored oil and street lamps at Sixtieth and Justine streets. OtherB have asxeed with Nero that it was unsightly. The elephant believed in ) "direct action." There are now a few scattered boards where the shed used to be. A little further on are a few splinters where there was a fence. Still further on, in the rear of a Loomis street flat building, is a pile of wreckage. It used to be a porch. There was some noise. It aroused the valiant ones. They armed and started out for- a elephant hunt in true Rooseveltian style. ' A stinging dose of shot, intended originally for quail applied to the elephant's flanks, so incensed his bad humor that the hunters fled. Two policemen then got into the game. They had clubs and revolvers. The elephant refused to halt when the officers drew their guns. He had so little respect for the night sticks that the officers took to a convenient tree. Nero paused under the tree. He rralsed his trunk threateningly. The bluecoats climbed higher into the branches. Nero snorted. There was another tree near by. He coiled his trunk around it and yanked. The tree came outjoots and all. With this little demonstration of the entertainment he had planned, Nero i started back toward the street where (SEVEN YEARS OF MISERY IHow Mrs. Bethune was Re ' stored to Health by Lydia . Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Sikeston, Mo. "For seven years I Buffered everything. I was in bed for four or five days at a time every month, acd so weak I could hardly walk. I had cramps, backache and headache, and was so nervous and weak that I dreaded to see anyone or have anyone move in the room. The doctors gave me medicine to ease me at those times, and said that I ought to have an operation. I would not listen to that, and when a friend of my husband's told hira about Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and what it had done for hia wife, I was willing to take it Now I took the picture of health and feel like it, too. I can do all my own housework, wrk in the garden and entertain company and enjoy them, and can walk as far as any ordinary woman, any day jin the week. I wish I could talk to every isuff ering woman and girl, and tell them what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has done for me." Mrs. Dema Bethune, Sikeston, Mo. Remember, the remedy which did this was Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It has helped thousands of women who ve been troubled with displacements, lamination, ulceration, tumnm irrwlarities, periodic pains, backache, that earing down feeling, indisrestion. and ervous prostration, after all other means

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN

NEW PARIS, OHIO. NEW PARIS, Ohio, Aug. 21. Miss Glennah Taylor and sister Cohee, of Campbellstown, left Tuesday for Huntington, Ind., where they will spend a week. Miss Alice Welch and Dorothy Armstrong of Xenia, and Miss Marie Jonte of Russel, Ohio, are the guests of S. I. Horner and family. The Misses Carrie Whitaker and Nellie McNeil were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Gus Hafner, in Richmond, Monday. Miss Julia Marriman returned home Monday from Richmond. Mary Porterfield spent Saturday night and Sunday with Miss Fay Hoff, who is the guest of Mrs. C. H. Harris. Miss Fanny Penland is visiting friends at Winchester, Ind., this week. Robert Boyle and Lee Thurston spent Sunday at Chautauqua, Ohio. Mrs. O. R. Davisson attended the funeral of Mrs. Elliott at Richmond, Monday. Miss Zella Whitsell of Richmond, is the guest of Mrs. Martha Laughlin. An indoor picnic was given Monday evening at the home of Mrs. Will Wren in honor of Miss Fay Hoff of Zanesville, Ohio, and Miss Lucile Wilking of Lowell, Ohio, the house guests of Mrs. C. H. Harris. Those present were Misses Grace Wren, Mary Porterfield, Mary Hawley, Helen and Rathe,rine Davis, Margaretta Horner, Gertrude Hawley, Fanny Penland, Mildren Campbell and Mrs. Shirley Reinheimer. Mr. and Mrs. H. D. Collins had for Sunday guests Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Kessler of Richmond, Mr. and Mrs. Carl Reid, and Mr. and Mrs. C. R. Collins, and Don Horine and wife of New Madison. Mr. and Mrs. Albert Brown of Hollansburg, Sundayed with Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Barnett. Rev. Scott of Dayton, preached at the Presbyterian church here Sunday. The Misses Marie, Anna and Helen and Edward McMahon returned to their home in Cincinnati, after a visit with hteir aunt, Mrs. Mary Young. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Wenger and Mr. and Mrs. Harry Daugherty and family spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Bert Daugherty. Mrs. Devertt Hazeltine and children of Richmond, spent Sunday with friends here. Mrs. M. O. Penland and children returned Friday after visiting in Dayton and Jamestown. Mrs. G. W. Richard and son Clifford, visited with friends in Glen Karn Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. M. A. Sullivan and daughter, Helen, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Samuels and daughter Grace, and Dona Morrison, returned home Tuesday, after a week's outing at the Chautauqua at Franklin. Miss Pearl Barr and John Wherley of West Manchester, were married last Wednesday at Glascow, Ky. Greenville Fair, August 26, 27, 28, 29, 30. 20 3t No Free Hand Drawing. Son Father, I've decided to become an artist. Have you any objection? Father No. provided you don't draw on me. -Boston Transcript Mean. "What did the lady say when you told her I was out?" "She smiled and said. 'Friday's not always an unlucky day." Sani-Flush Cleans Water-Closet Botch quickly, easily-" positive! Sam -Flush, a powdered chemical compound.cleans water-closet bowls without scrubbing or touching the bowl with the hands. 20

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He Finds a Cool Spot ECZEMA THAT SPREADS HOW A POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y., MAN FOUND RELIEF IN SAXO SALVE. "I had been troubled with weeping eczema for months and used many preparations for skin troubles without relief. The first application of Saxo Salve allayed the dreadful itching immediately and after further use my skin trouble entirely disappeared. Saxo Salve was just what I needed. W. H. Glynn, Poughkeepsie, N. Y. In eczema the little vesicles or pimples are filled with a fluid that burns and tortures the skin the moment they are torn open by scratching. This causes it to spread. In such cases we can conscientiously recommend our new skin remedy, Saxo Salve, for its action on the skin in all forms of eczema and other distressing skin troubles is indeed marvelous. If it does not help you we will return your money. Leo H. Fihe, Druggist, Richmond, Ind. hy Were Qnce Slang. If we had never allowed slang to legitimize itself in orthodox language where should we be today? A reference to old slang dictionaries gives the answer. ,Take Grosi-s', published at the end of the eighteenth century the "dictionary of the vulgar tongue." by the first lexicographer who recog nlzed the word "slang" itself. We find him classing under it such .words as bay window, bedizened, bet, bins ter. budget, brogue, capon, grouse, churl, coax, cobbler, cur, domineer, eyesore, flabby, flog, flout, foundling, fuss, gag, malingerer, messmate, saunter, slump, sham, rascal, trip and yelp. Wait until the next anti-slang purist uses one of these words and then confound htm by reference to Grose. London Chronicle. Thankful For His Escape. "It's useless to urge me to marrj you. When I say no I mean no." "Always?" "Invariably." "And can nothing ever break your determination when once you make us your mind?" "Absolutely nothing." "Well. I wouldn't care to marry a girl like that, anyhow." Boston Transcript Bureau of Information. Stranger Can you tell me where 1 will find your bureau of vital statistics? Farmer Brown I kin give you the village dressmaker's address. She knows the age of every woman in town. Ltfe. The Inevitable. There Is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available witl an east wind is to put on your overcoat James Russell Lowell. Stop Your Worry. If yen are Inclined to worry today stop and think of the worrying you did yesterday and how little it really amounted to. Chicaro News. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough) Bears the ofCTS Signature ALL KINDS OF CANS Can Lids and Rubbers, Sealing Wax, Parafflne and Jelly Glasses. Cooper's Grocery. To Insure Yourself that Satisfactory Smoke while on your vacation to the lakes, Chautauqua, etc, take a box of Ed-A-Fela or Richmond Rose alone with you. Buy them by the box. ED-A-FEL, Box 50c to (2.00 RICHMOND ROSE, box $2 to 4 ED. A. fELTMrYN, Maker OS Main Street

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