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r. p. a Notes BY W. H. Q. The national secretary's report, made on August 1, for the month of July Is as follows: Cash on hands $257,705.40 Membership 42,484 Paid for indemnity during July $ 17,572.02 ', Homer C. Lawson, successor to S. J. 'Beebee as Manager of the Indianapolis Glove Co., is one of our enthusiastic new members. Mr. Beebee has been transferred to Indianapolis. A. S. Street, of Sioux City, Iowa, is shaking hands with his many Richmond friends. "Arch" looks prosperous and evidently the West agrees with (him both physically and financially. A. L. Correl and family, of Marion, (Indiana, are visiting E. E. Lebo and 'family. Mr. Correl is one of Post N.'a .most enthusiastic members and is at this time president of the Post. Of all the "Scouting" around ever (recorded, T. P. A.'s have been at it aright this week. The Spring Chicken Market seemed to be cornered and a picnic without fried chicken is a tame affair. However, Lebo relieved the situation by bringing in his supply. As far as we can learn, no buckshot have been picked from our eminent friend's f anatomy, so the gentleman seems to J have been in luck. Suffice to say, there will be plenty of fried chicken at the I picnic. i Charles A. Pierson, of Monticello, Indiana, "blew in" yesterday for the picInic and is busy talking it over with Sold friends. Monticello citizens must be dealing Charles a good hand for he I certainly looks the part of a prosperous citizen. We understand the committee on arrangement has a number of good times booked for the winter season. Likewise they are hinting loudly for some additional kitchen equipments. It Is possible the Board of Directors had better investigate the situation. We have a "Cracker Jack" committee 'ton that part of the work and they aeed hearty support. BIOGRAPHICAL. M. E. (Shorty) Shreeve. the Cherub of Post C, is forty-three years young. The gentleman in question whose standing in the Post is well known, was born in a log hut but in the Tarnpico settlement of Randolph County. CRITICAL TIME OF WOMAN'S LIFE jFrom 40 to 50 Years of Age. How It May Be Passed in Safety. (liealth than I have for 20 years, and I '. I 1? -w - Geneve i can saieiy say now that I am a well woman. I was reared on a farm and had all kinds of heavy work to do which caused the troubles that came on me later. For five years during the Change of Life I wm nitt .Vila ' I ' I to lift a pail of wa1 tor T V,1 J, . w-w - " -va UV-lllVi Vbages which would last for weeks and I L. okla n ci nn in KaJ T ..V I jfi great deal with my back and was so ervous I could scarcely sleep at night, nd I did not do any housework for three years. I. "Now I can do as much work as my woman of my age in the county, thanks to the benefit I have received jfrom,Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I recommend your remedies to all suffering women." Mrs. Martha J Hoixoway, Odd, Va. ) No other medicine for woman's ills has received such wide-spread and unqualified endorsement. We know of no other fcnedicine which has such a record of success as has Lydia E. Pinkham's .Vegetable Compound. For more than 30 rears it has been the st&naara remeay tor woman's ills. If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia iu. i'lnKnam s vegetable Compound will help you, write So LydlaE.Pinkham Medicine Co, w confidential) Lynn, Mass., for adVice. Your letter will be opened. read and answerea dv a woman, j fend held In strict confidence. j

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' "What are you doing up here?" "Don't know. Just sent up here," said "Doc." "Who sent you?" asked Gordon. "President Kennepohl," answered "Doc." By this time the neighborhood was all out to see what the trouble was. Momentarily they expected to see the patrol wagon come clamoring up the hill. In order to get away from the crowd, Gordon suggested to "Doc" that they go down to see the president of the board. "What's wrong out east?" asked Gordon of the new city official. "Have you any new frogs or switches that you are going to put in out by the Glen?" questioned the official. "Sure," replied Gordon. "Where?" excitedly asked Kennepohl. "At the end of the new double track, so we can finish up the new work," (answered Gordon. "Say," said Kennepohl, "if you are going back out there, send down Staubach and the others to Eighth and Main." And it was afterward found that Ed Thatcher had seen the new frog and had concluded that the street car company was going to build new tracks into the park so had quickly telephoned to the city hall to have it stopped. Ed teems to have his good eye on Gordon and is not going to let him slip anything over on him. A vast amount of ill health is due to impaired digestion. When the stomach fails to perform its functions properly, the whole system becomes deranged. A few doses of Chamberlain's Tablets is all you need. They will strengthen your digestion, in vigorate your liver, and regulate your bowels, entirely doing away with that miserable feeling due to faulty digestion. Try it. Many others have been permanently cured why not you? For sale by all dealers. Money In the Laundry. Three little heaps of silver and copper coin lay on the laundryman's counter. "That is money that I have Just found tied In the corners of customers' handkerchiefs," he said. "It is strange that with all the purses and hand bags manufactured for the accommodation of women so many of them will still tie their money up in a handkerchief. Sending it to the laundry is funnier still. Every day we dig out a little pile of unsuspected wealth, and many a careless customer gets her laundry back with nearly enough money in the package to pay the bill." New York Sun.

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Amusements THEATRICAL CALENDAR At The Murray. Lewis-Oliver Stock company. Indefinite. The Lyric. August 15, 16, 17 Minstrel Singers. Salomy Jane. The Lewis and Oliver Players will present this evening the big New York success, "Salomy Jane." This play has proven to be one of the greatest dramatic successes of last season, and in the hands of the Lewis and Olive Players is meeting with big success here. Mr. Wolcott and Miss Allyn have never been seen to better advantage, whilst Mr. Lewis's part suits him to a nicety. The stage settings are novel and the play is one of the best presented so far by this clever company. "The Lonesome Pine," adapted from jthe novel, will be presented for the first half of next week. SANDY'S SCRUPLES. They Almost Kept the Tourists From Getting the Boat. A couple of tourists staying at a village which is in close proximity to a well known Scottish loch had a fancy one flue Sunday to go for a row on the loch. They accordingly sallied forth in search of the boatman, whom they met just leaving bis house, dressed in his Sunday best and carrying a Bible under his arm. "We want to go for a row," said one of the tourists. "Dae ye no ken it's the Sawbath?" answered Sandy. "Ye'll no' get a boat fra me the day, forby I'll hae ye tae ken that I am an elder o' the kirk." "Yes, yes," expostulated the tourists, "that's all very well for you. but we flon't require yqu with us. You can go to church; we can row ourselves." "Aye, aye," said the elder, "but Jist think whit the meenister '11 say." "Never mind the minister," was the reply; "he will know nothing about It. We will pay you well." "Ah. weel," said Sandy, "Til no let ye the boat, bit I'll tell ye whit I'll dae. Dae ye see yon wee boatie doon among the rushes? Weel, she's ready wi' the oars inside. Jist ye gang doon there an' row oot tae the middle o' the loch, an I'll come doon tae the bank an swear at ye. Bit never ye mind; ye jist row on an' I'll call for the money on Monday." London Ideas. over

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CROWNED HIMSELF. An Impromptu Ceremony In Which King George IV. Figured. That was a curious sort of impromptu coronation in which his majesty King William IV. of England figured. Things did not go very well with Earl Grey's government after the second reading of the first reformed bill had been carried by a majority of one In 1S31. and one Friday In April they suddenly got the king to go down and prorogue parliament in person. Somebody went off to the Tower to fetch the crown, and with a scratch body of attendants his majesty drove down to the house of lords. What happened there is described in Greville's memoirs. The king ought not properly to have worn the crown, never having been crowned, but when he was in the robing room he said to Lord Hastings: "Lord Hastings, I wear the crown. Where is it?" It was brought to him. and when Lord Hastings was going to put It on his head he said, "Nobody shall put the crown on my head but myself." He put it on and then turned to Lord Grey and said. "Now, my lord, the coronation is over." The crown did not fit very well, we are told, bnt the prorogation was successfully effected. London Chronicle. Serving Soup. If anybody were asked to suggest why the soup plate was made broad and shallow the almost certain answer would be that such an arrangement facilitates the cooling of the soup to a temperature comfortable to the mouth. We believe that utilitarians drink tea out of a saucer for the same reason. While that may be the explanation of the peculiar shape of the soup plate, the advantage indicated is surely insignificant compared with the obvious disadvantages which may probably arise from exposing 60 large a surface of nutrient fluid to the air. Soup should be served in a cup, a low broad teacup, ahd the method, which is becoming more usual, is hygienic. Too deep a vessol would be an error on the other side. Its advantages would be canceled by Its great drawback. We should misc some of the delicate flarors of the soup. London Lancet. A thirty-pound motor driven by stor-: age b atteries weighing but twenty : pounds has been perfected for driving j light rowboats and canoes. I madt s llft-tMy of Flu, EUstr. sr Failing lickattiMS tw4 ciMt afflict4 ttoc chUdhsos. WritaforFREETRIM. I tar txprauK. Prwast rafitf garsatMi. Stackt of tatttanonlals w fB. 6m 6E anl FUU PMTICUURS. OR FJiARVEY ROOF. 2223 DOWNING BLDN8 ,NEW YORK . i

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