Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 121, 26 March 1912 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, TUESDAY, 31 ARCH 26, 1912.

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TO OPE!) HEW STORE J. F. Ackerman to Occupy ! the Woolley Quarters. .V"' ' ' Announcement was made this morning by John F. Ackerman that be rould open a new department store at 918 Mala street about April 15tb. and that his brother Charles and Everett Ackerman would be associated with bin) In the new business enterprise. The company will occupy the room made vacant by the closing out of the William H. Wool ley stock and after extensive' improvements have been made the new store will be opened. The announcement created considerable Interest in business circles today inasmuch as John Ackerman has been identified with the retail business here for. nearly twenty-five years. He waa one of the first proprietors of the Railroad Store and until a year ago waa treasurer of the ! loonier Mercantile Company, an office he held In that firm for nine years. ' During the past year he has been In close touch with the markets of the Middle West as a business adjuster and has traveled considerable in Indiana. Ohio and Kentucky, assisting in the reorganisation of a number of business bouses. Charles Ackerman is a well known clerk and has been associated in business both at the Railroad and Hoosler stores. Mr. Woolley who Is closing out his business has not announced his plans or the future.

Many sufferers from rheumatism have been surprised and delighted with. the prompt rollef afforded by applying Chamberlain's Liniment. Nut one case of rheumatism in ten requires any internal treatment whatever. This liniment is Tor sale by all dealers. Amusements THEATRICAL CALENDAR. At the Gannett. Thursday, March 28 "Mutt and Jeff" At The Murray Vaudeville afternoon and night "Mutt A Jeff." Here's a new one! You may talk about your "Turkey Trots." "Grizzly Bear," "Bunny Hugs," but if you want the real thing, see the "Mutt & Jeff "Jumpf." It's a new one, you can't say It, you have to "sneeze it." The best way is to ace it at the Oennett next Thursday nlgbt. Then, if your girl is tall, or your fellow is short as "Little Jen." just try It. "Mutt and Jeff" it the greatest "rib tickler" In a hundred yeara. Get. your seats now and avoid disappointment at the box office. SMOKED MEATS! . SMOKED MEATS! I have Just taken out of my Smoke House a large and choice lot of smoked Meata of all kind. A mild sugar cure, old fashion, hickory wood and aaw dust smoke. Hams any kind and size from 8 pounds up to 25 pounds. Shoulders 4 pounds to 10 pounds. Bacon, lean and- thin of fat and heavy plecea, any kind or aize. The price is low, quality high. Thla Is the Season of the year for smoked meata. Eggs are good and cheap and.you will not buy smoked meata in 30 or 60 days at the price it can be bought at now.' I also have a fine lot of choice lard in buckets or caaa. SCHWEGMANS Two Meat Markets. Three Phones. 22 5t Napoleon's Nicknames. Napoleon Bonaparte had many nicknames, many of them bestowed In admiration and devotion by his soldiers, aach as the playfully ironic "Little Corporal," while on the other side of the silver streak he was known by less complimentary sobriquets. "Old Boney" was then a bogy at the mention of whom more than merely children were terrified and grew pale, while many pious persons even believed that he was the "beast" mysteriously referred to In the book of Revelation under the name of "GAff." and many Ingenious attempts were Bade to ahow that the letters of his name could be transmuted Into this number. London Globe. Husband's Hair Hew About It Madam, Is It Falling Out or Growing Thin? DONT LET HIM BE A BALDHEAD Most husbands are careless regardlag their hair many are skeptical regarding hair tonics, restorers and the like. It Is only when their hair comes out In combs full that they really sit up and take notice. If your husband's bair ia falling; if he baa dandruff or scalp itch, don't let It make a baldhead of him, get a 50 cent bottle of PARISIAN SAGE today, rub It on bis hair every night until dandruff goes, hair stops falling and the new growth appears. Then use It very other night until the hair is thick and abundant. PARISIAN SAGE Is ' delightful, refreshing hair dressing . for men. women and children. It will do aa advertised, or your money back. Girl with' Auburn hair on every carton and bottle. Sold by Leo H. Fihe and dealers everywhere. Mail orders fill-

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Where Uncle 8am Turns Out Paper Money and Postage Stamps. One of the most interesting sights at the national capital to the hundreds of thousands of strangers who yearly visit Washington is the bureau of engraving and printing, where the government turns out immense amounts of the paper money which we daily see la circulation. Much of this paper money greenbacks and gold and silver certificates la Issued directly by the government Itself, while the remnlnder is prepared for Issue by the national banks throughout the country. These issues are printed from engraved steel plates of the finest workmanship on a peculiar, distinctive paper, which, it is aaid. counterfeiters have never yet been able to Imitate. This establishment also produces government bonds whenever there Is a call for such. In addition, postage stamps are manufactured there in vast quantities, recently at the rate of 30,000,000 a day or about 10,000.000.000 per year. This aggregate bids fair to increase annually and In time to reach huge proportions. While the products of the bureau are interesting, the mechanical devices employed by it are most ingenious, comprising many automatic machines of wonderful efficiency. The utmost vigilance is exercised in guarding the products of the bureau, and generally everything proceeds there in the most systematic and efficient manuer. Leslie's. - CHINESE SIGNBOARDS. Quaint Inscriptions That Appear Over tho Shops In Poking. In his book, "Meeting the Sun," W. Simpson gives some amusing examples of signboards to be seen above shops in Peking "Shop of Heaven Sent Luck." "The Shop of Celestial Principles," "The Nine Felicities Prolonged." "Mutton Shop of Morning Twilight," "The Ten Virtues All Complete." "Flowers Rise to the Milky Way." "In these signs." says Mr. Simpson, "we can see that the Chinaman can combine the soul of a poet with the pocket of a shopman. Carlylc quotes a Chinese signboard, 'No Cheating Here.' but 1 could not find anything like it in the list. 'Good and Just According to Heaven' ought to satisfy the Ideal notions of the author of 'Sartor Resartus.' 'The Honest Pen Shop of Li' implies that other pen shops are not honest. " 'The Steel Shop of the Pockmarked Wang suggests that any peculiarity of a shopman may be used to impress the memory of the customers. A charcoal shop calls itself 'The Fountain of Beauty,' and a place for the sale of coal indulges in the title of 'Heavenly Embroidery.' An oil and wine, establishment is the 'Neighborhood of Chief Beauty,' a description the realization of which it in hard to conceive anywhere in Peking. 'The Thrice Righteous' is a pretension one would scarcely expect from an opium shop.'' Dickens Used Rosl Namss. Perhaps the most curious of Dickens' character names is Stiggins. for Stiggins, which by Dickens' exertions 'has become a synonym for religious hypocrisy, is a real name and one. oddly enough, with religious associations of a genuine kind. Stiggins is. la fact, only a corruption of the name Stigand, the famous archbishop, who crowned King Harold and later on William L Most of the names in "Pickwick" can be found in the directory. Pickwick Itself, as we know, was taken from a coach at Bath, and the village of the name is still there, and it is not so very long ago that Mr. Dickens, K. C, called and examined a Mr. Pickwick in a law case, Snod grass was once a fairly common English name and can still be found in America. Winkle and Tupman are real names, and a Sam Welter Is burled at Eastbourne. Tho Dead Sea. Many persons Imagine that the Dead sen In Syria Is nothing but sea water of extreme saltiness, but that is a mistake. The name was given to the great aalt lake because nothing could live in its waters. Owing to the density of the water fish cannot sink in it. and they could not live if tbey did. as some of the salts are powerful antiseptics, which means that they are fatal to any form of life. There is about 3 per cent of chloride of lime in the Dead sea. About half the salt In the Dead sea is chloride of magnesium, whereas nearly all the salt in the ocean is Just common table salt. New York Sun. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS Tour druggist will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles in C to 14 days. 50c.

MUCH BEAUTY DOPE POISQIIOUS SAYS STATE

Many Skin Foods and Other First Aids to the Desperate Are Made Up of Deadly Ingredients Which Leave the Face Worse Than Before.

BY ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE. The following interesting bulletin issues from the state capital: Five complexion creams, guaranteed to "feed the skin" and "restore the bloom of youth." are reported today to the state board of health by the chief chemist, H. E. Barnard, as containing prussic acid, gum tragacanth, wood alcohol, citric acid and talc. One of the creams labeled "Almond," gave off an odor of almonds caused by the presence of benzaldehyde. Wood alcohol is deadly to the optic nerve and in the case of a cosmetic advertised to remove freckles Mr. Barnard reported : "As to freckles, the only way the user might hope to benefit would be to rub some of it in the eyes of her best beau. That would effectually prevent seeing her sun marks. "We are not able to find the slightest trace of good in the cosmetics. There is nothing to make the skin soft or "restore the bloom of youth." These are they which make the populace shudder and grow pale. For It is a fact that the use of cosmetics is "wide-spread." They're like drugB. Their effects are so subtle that very few people recognize them. You hear on every hand of the universal and constant use of drugs. But do you honestly actually know anybody that uses 'cm? t And yet they say their victims are to be found in every other house and flourish as the green bay tree. So it is with cosmetics. No woman living or dead will admit that she uses 'em. With the beautiful flush of youth on her cheek bought at the drug-store or cf the agent who delivers the goods sub rosa, she unblushingly .literally unblushingly for she can't blush if she would declares that she never saw rouge in her life. The still hunt for beauty doctors continues apace notwithstanding warnings from the pure food experts and the evangelists. The pity of it, some people say. But why? To look nice is exemplary. So far as women are concerned not one of 'em would ever take the trouble if it wasn't for the men. Men havf established a standard. Women must be young. Not necessarily beautiful, but always young. To be old is a crime, say the men. They deny they say it. You only have to go to "Everywoman" to see it symbolized as a world and life truth'. Contours and color. That is what are demanded of wornon. Not having any recipe for insular ization of time or having occult powers to command the years to stand still, she seeks to fill up the hiatuses with the first aids from the drug-store. Also with rubbings and poundings and kneadings and stretchings and skinnings and what else God wot. The grim sardonics of it are not the least of its appeal. And the humour In instance never was there anything funnier than the advent of two women in this town a few years ago who inaugurated a sort of cult whose chief tenets were to -look pleasant, breathe deep, stand on your head and lend a hand. The matinees personally conducted by these experts resembled nothing more closely than the pony ballet. Ladies of great rectitude and undoubted avoirdupois whose names are found on the list of the Richmond's "finest" in the field of the clubs, Ladies Aid and Missionary Societies lay in rows on the floor and projected their pedal extremities into the more or less ambient atmosphere. The experts would go down the line punching and kneading these feminine pillars' of society in their search for health and happiness. "Happiness," said the expert, "is for all. If your complexion goes back on you do not repine. Life holds many joys in store for you. Wralk five miles before breakfast, live on grits, chew five times before swallowing, stand on your head each day after offering prayer before an open window, and do good unto others. The loss of your complexion will not be noticeable. "In the meantime you can join our club by handing your dues to my assistant who will stand at the door as you go out." Women flocked to these meetings by the dozens. More pony ballets. Sunday-school teachers and presidents of missionary societies were doing amateur stunts which would put burlesque shows to shame. Women who hadn't walked six blocks in that many years were wearily tramping the DELICATELY FORMED and gently reared, women will find in all the seasons of their jives, as maidens, wives and mothers, that the one simple, wholesome laxative remedy which acts gently and pleasantly and naturally and which may be taken at any time, when the system needs a laxative, with perfect safety and really beneficial effects, is Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna. It has that true delicacy of flavor which is so refreshing to the taste, that warming and grateful toning to the stomach which responds so favorably to its action and the laxative effect which is so beneficial to the system when, occasionally, its gentle cleansing is desired. The genuine, always bearing the name of the California Fig Syrup Co., may be - purchased from all leading druggists in original packages of one size only; price fifty cents per bottle..

country-side with bedraggled skirts and sore feet. Others were chewing with ferocity on the particular brand of breakfast food recommended by the experts. Still others were standing on their heads at discreet distances from open windows while ever and anon repeating soul uplift mottoes. In the intervals the experts met joyfully together in their eyrie in a local boarding house and counted over the golden shekels. About the time the women had reached their physical limit the experts moved on to some other metropolitan center to go through another process of skinning. It was one of the nicest little grafts that ever struck the town and left a trail of profits for the medical gentry. The latter offered up thanks, and not necessarily before an open window, for the advent of these canny health and happiness experts. As one of them said "A lot of women came to me all shot to pieces." "Well?" says some-one. Its merely this. That health nor yet happiness are to be found via the rouge-pot or violent tangents from your usual order of life. The celebrated ounce of prevention is worth the equally famous pound of cure. Start in right. The best rouge is that induced by a good digestion kept in working order. Exercise is necessary. But judicious exercise. For a woman who -hasn't walked a mile at one time in ten years to start out to walk five before breakfast is as bad as going off on a spree. Its a walking debauch. If you walk to the point of exhaustion, your exercise has done you little good. Walking is the finest and most ideal exercise in the world. It is the natural means of locomotion. Five miles each day is nothing if you're in condition. But its a question whether early walking is conducive to the best health results. The really best time for walking is in the afternoon. People eat too much. This is trite but true. And don't exercise enough. To the non-recognition of these two facts can be ascribed most of the physical ills of humanity. As to cosmetics the best are fresh air and sunshine, soap and water. However there is no denying that rouge helps out sometimes. A certain man was told that his daughter "painted." He interrogated her as to the truth of the hideous rumour. She admitted it. "Go up stairs and take it off," he commanded sternly. She obeyed. She descended. "For God's sake go up and put it on again!" he exclaimed. But no girl going to high school needs the first aids from the drugstore. And too many of them resort to it. Youth is its own chiefest ornament. The texture of the skin and the contours of face and body are at their freshest and most alluring. Why spoil them by ridiculous artifices that deceive no-one? "Time for you to ring off." growled the man at the next desk. "Before long you'll be preaching a sermon."

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ECZEMA SUFFERERS HERE IS GOOD NEWS

INSTANT RELIEF FOR 25 CENTS Just to prove the true worth of ZEMO and ZEMO SOAP the makers have put on the market a trial pactsage for 25c that is truly s "blessing" to those suffering from Eczema, or any other skin, or scalp disease. This trial package consists of a generous bottle of ZEMO, a sample cake of ZEMO SOAP and a 32 page booklet, "How to Preserve the Skin" all can he obtained for (only) 25c The nation wide popularity of ZEMO, the high regard in which it is held by the profession and the thousands upon thousands of cases it has promptly and permanently cured, should cause you to come here at once and get this new trial package at 25c. Quigley's.Drug St-ves, 821 N. E St. and 4th and Main St. ' Queen Ants. The queen ant has apparently not had justice done to her by naturalists. Dr. W. M. Wheeler's view is that by comparison with the queen bee the queeu ant is by far the more admirable creature. In many important respects they are diametrically opposite. The queen bee is, it is pointed out. a degenerate creature, unable to nourish either herself or her young, to visit flowers, to build combs or to store them with boney. With the queen ant quite the reverse is the case. She is held to be a perfect exemplar and embodiment of her species, aud the worker ants suffer from incomplete and retarded development. The queen ant is a very industrious anil intelligent worker. She forms an exceedingly interesting subject for study. London Globe. Keeps Your Stove Always Ready for Company" A bright, clean, glossy stove is the joy and pride of every housekeeper. But ft is hard to keep a stove nice and shiny unless Black Silk Stove Polish is used. Here is the reason: Black Silk Stove Pol ish sticks right to the iron . It doesn t rub off or dust off. Its shine lasts four times longer than the shine of any other polish. You only need to polish onefourth as often, yet your stove will be cleaner, brighter and better looking than it has been since you first bought it. Use BLACK SILK STOVE POLISH on your parlor stove, kitchen stove or gas stove. Get a can from yonr hardware or stove dealer. If you do not find It better than any other stove polish you have ever used before, your dealer Is authorized to refund your money. But we feel sure you will agree with the thousands of other up-to-date women who are now using Black Silk Stove Polish and who say it is the "bat stove polish ever made." LIQUID OR PASTE ONE QUALITY Be sure to set the genuine. Black Silk Stove Polish costs yon no more than the ordinary kind. Keep yonr grates, registers, fenders and stove Sipes bright and free from rusting by using LACK SILK AIR-DRY1N9 ENAMEL. Blush tree with each can of enamel only. Use BLA : SILK META xw VW for lUverware, nickel, tinware inwara or brass. It works quickly. easily, and leaves a brilliant surface. It baa no equal for use on automobiles. Black Silk Stove Polkh World STERLING, ILLINOIS ...SEEDS.. Now Ready! Get them at the store which handles the variety at lowest prices. FLOWER SEEDS IN BULK You get twice as much by buying this way. Sweet iea Seeds, 5c an ounce. Garden Seeds and Onion Sets. GEO. BREHT.. CO. 517 MAIN. PHONE 1747 Opeh Every Evening. In Fitting Glasses To children's eyes special care should be taken, as a alight strain from the wrong lens might result in permanent injury to the delicate tissues of the eye. I will fit and adjust glasses that are right to the merest fraction of a degree. MISS CM. SWEITZER Optometrist PHONE 10M 827V4 MAIN ST.

Facilities to Economize. "Our forefathers lived much more simply than- we did." said the man who takes everything seriously. "They did not hesitate to economise. "Yes, but look at the room tbey had to economize In. Yon couldn't expect us to churn in a flat or keep chickens and a garden on the flre escape, could you?" Washington Star.

What a Man Cats. Mrs. Subbab I wonder whafs come over Harry. Instead of being cross, aa usual, he started off happy and whistling like a bird this morning. Nora (a new girl) It's my fault, mum. I got the wroug package and gave him bird seed for breakfast food. Woman's Home Companion. Disappointed. Clara I've been looking Into Jack's life, and I'm awfully disappointed. Mary Why? Clara My worst suspicions are unfounded. Satire. The Wedding. "Was the wedding a success? "Oh. a huge one. Why. women wept bitterly who didn't even know the sride." Exchange. IP YOU HAD A NECK AST LONG AS THIS FELLOW AND HAD SORE TUROAT TonsiLinE WOCtO $aiCILY CORE IT. tie. and 60c. Hospital Site tl ALL eSWOOISTS. , "YOU'LL DO DETTEB

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