Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 104, 6 March 1912 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM ANP SUK-TELEGRAM, WEDNESDAY, 31 ARCH 6, 1912.

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Oil OPPOSE HARMQU imported thit Bryan Is to Stump Ohio. (national Xaws Association) COLUMBUS. O . March . The political pot in Ohio was set boiling at fcn even higher pitch today with the statement of National Committeeman ilarvey C. Oarber that William J. feryan la going to stump Ohio during Ukprll In opposition to the presidential Mplrationa of Gov. Judaon Harmon. Oarber'a statement that the governor is a "dead one" politically caused Harmon men to smile broadly and to declare that the governor is "fortunate in the choice of his opponents."

For peerish, puny, cross and fretful children, nothing equals Holllster's Jtocky Mountain Tea; a harmless regulator and a sure pacifier; a small dose according to age. given dally will Make and keep them well, and bring yobust health; as good for the mother s for the child. 35c. A. O. Luken. Amusements THEATRICAL CALENDAR. At The Gannett. March "Cotton Pickers." At The Murray Vaudeville afternoon and night. At Earlham. Tonight Shenk Recital, Hall. Lindlcy First M. E. Church. March 7 Royal Welsh Ladies Choir. Stepped Sale of Tickets. At two different periods last evening during the performances of Cinderella at the Palace, Manager Crump ordered cessation of the sale of tickets, as this theater will not tolerate crowding. The play, which will be reproduced tonight is a success. "The Danites" is the feature next week. Cotton Pickers. Arthur Wheeler's original Georgia Cotton Pickers company, which is billed to appear at the Gennett on Saturday, March 9th, matinee and night. Is a high class colored organization of the beat colored talent obtainable and will visit your city for one night only. It is said to be the biggest colored musical show on the road. The Georgia Cotton Pickers is not a minstrel show, but a two-act musical comedy, combined with some clever musical numbers, Just the kind that will cause them to be whistled all over the city after the appearance of the play. The cast Is well selected and a number of splendid dancers are to be found among them. It Is usual for the management, to advance prices for all musical shows, but in this case popular prices will prevail. Tee Late. Daniel Webster used to .tell a story bout an old woman who was very ill and went Into a trance. They nil thought she was dead, and when she opened her eyes her husband said In a surprised tone, "Why, Mandy. we thought ye wus dead." The poor old woman looked at her husband a moment, and then she burst Into tears. "And ye never bawled a bit." she Sobbed. "Ye thought I wus dead, and yer eyea wus dry. Couldn't ye have bawled a little bit. Jabex?" The old man was deeply moved, and he did actually bawl then. But his wife said sadly: "It's too late now. Dry yer yes. If I'd really been dead and ye'd bawled 'twould have done me some good. But It's too late now." Insulting. "Could you slug a ragtime song?" sked Mr. Lobrow. "Why, sir." spluttered the musician who takes himself seriously, "c-c-con-found your b-b-bone headed Impudence T "That's a good start," was tho complacent rejoinder. "You have a fine Idea of the words. Now see if you can put a melody to them." Washington Star. PHYSICIAN ADVISES CUffilim RET.1EDIES For Eczema. Patient's Wristand Shin Itched Like Poison. Scratched Until They Bled. Says i" Cuticura Soap and Ointment Cured Me." "Four years o I had plim break out ea IllT wrfail &nri on m w nhin whlrh b.k and burn by spells, and scratching them wouia not wrm to (rtve any relief. When the. trouble first began, my wrist and shin Itched like poison. I would cratch those places until they would hired before 1 could r-t any relief. Afterwards the places would scale over, and the flesh underneath would look red and feverish. Sometimes h would bea-ln to itch 1 in t tl I vrAiiljt v.L'.n ma toy sleep, and I would have to go through tun RrraiciiuiK ordeal amm. "I consulted our physician m regard to It. and he pronounced n "dry eczema, I ued an ointment which the doctor care me, ut It did no rood. Then be advised me V.T the Cuticura Remedies. As this trouble baa been In our family for ynar. and Is considered hereditary, I felt anxious to try to bead It off. I pot the Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pill, and they seemed to he just what I needed. "The disease was maUruj; rreat headway n myl7m un,,u I rot the Cuticura Remedlea which hare cleared my akin of the great pest. From the time the eczema healed four yearn ago, uatU now. I hav nerer felt any ef Its pest, and I am thankful to the Cuticura Soap and Ointment which certainly cured me. 1 always use the Cuticura Soap for toilet, and I nope other sufferers from skin dbeases will use the Cuticura Soap and Ointment." (Signed) Irvea Hutctusoa. Three Rivers. Mich.. Mar. IS. 1S11. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are SoM throughout the world, a liberal earapta a each, with 32-p. book oa the skin and acals will html ffM. n .nniiMtu.

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Hundreds of Richmond Citixens Can Tell You All About It. Home endorsement, the public expression of Richmond people, should be evidence beyond dispute for every Richmond reader. Surely the experience of friends and neighbors, cheerfully given by tbem, will carry more weight than the utterances of strangers residing in faraway places. Read the following: Dallas Cassel. 711 S. Eighth St., Richmond, Ind., says: "About fifteen years ago I suffered from kidney trouble, brought on by heavy lifting-. I wan weak, subject to dizzy headaches and I thought I would never be well again. Hearing of Doan's Kidney Pills, I procured a supply at A. G. Luken & Co's Drug Store and soon after beginning their use, I felt like a different man. In July, 1906, I publicly recomj mended Doan's Kidney Pills and I can only add at this time that I have since had no need of a kidney remedy." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. FoBter-MUburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. RIGHT AND WRONG. A Conflict ef Authority Easily Settled by 8peaker Read. By many observers Reed is now considered to have been the greatest man In congress at his time. Such Is the opinion of James L. Slayden of Texas, who relates the following: "It was when Reed was speaker and Bailey was minority leader." said the Texas congressman. "After one of the parliamentary battles and on one of the few occasions that It happened. Reed bad been unquestionably wrong In uts ruling, and Bailey bad him in a tight place. Reed, in one of those clever little speeches from tbe chair for which he was famous, told the bouse that the speaker was but the servant of the house and not Its master (which was not true In any particular when Reed was speaker, for be ruled the bouse as no other man has before or since), and wonnd up by saying that everything was within the power of the house; that If his ruling was wrong it was in the power of the house to reverse him by an appeal. One of his lieutenants, taking the cue. made tbe appeal. The Republican majority promptly sustained tbe speaker, as Reed knew it would. "A few minutes afterward Fleming of Georgia, a very conscientious man. a strict and able parliamentarian, and myself happened to be at the speaker's desk together. " 'Mr. Speaker.' said Fleming. I think you were wrong In that ruling, and I bave something here that I should like to read to you to prove my assertion.' " 'Read it.' said tbe speaker In a tone of condescension. "Fleming read the paragraph, which showed conclusively that he was right and Reed was wrong. " 'What book Is that?' abruptly asked Reed. "'A book on parliamentary law by Thomas B. Reed,' replied Fleming. "The book's wrong.' sententiously remarked Reed." Arthur W. Dunn in Washington Star. Couldn't Help It. Governor Yates attended an inaugu ration in Washington with his staff. They packed their uniforms, but con cluded to ship no horses, relying on the tables of the capital. While waiting to get In line an order ly would dash up to tbe governor at in- j tervals with a message and was Invariably accompanied by Louis Halle. After a while Yates said to Halle: "Colonel, It Isn't necessary for you to accompany tho orderly on bis errands." "I know it. governor," returned Halle, "but this horse Is tbe other half of tbe team." Chicago Evening Post All In the Game. Cy Clark used to keep a hotel up Fox lake way and maintained a fleet of rowboats for his guests. It was his fancy to tack a playing card, with the "TAKE IT!" KETCBSrED OT. Individual's name on it, on the bow of the boat, indicating temporary possession. A boarder who bad made himself more than solid by his liberality made a complaint that all the boats were out but one. and he wanted to go fishing. At the tune the landlord was trying to straighten out Into packa a couple of hundred playing cards that had been huddled carelessly. "Whose boat Is It?" asked Cy. "I dont know." said the boarder. "It has a nine of diamonds tacked on It," returned Cy. "Here's the ten. Chicago Post A new railroad station at Joplin, Mo, Is built of concrete that Is mainly composed of refuse from the mines In that

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Tale of Sandy Brown, a Noble Collie Deo. Sandy Brown Is always happy; You can't make him cross and glum. Tease him and he won't be snappyHe's a dandy for a chum. Doesn't care If boots are muddy. Though his eyes and wits are keen. He's no such a "fuddy-duddy" As to ask If boots are clean. Bandy saved my life last winter. I thought that the Ice was sound And fell through, but he's a sprinter And soon had me on dry ground. Not a single streak of yellow In him can you ever strike. Sandy's just the kind of fellow That a fellow's bound to like! He sticks closer than a brother; Right by me you'll see him jog Rein or shine. There's only mother Good as Sandy Brown, my dog. St. Nicholas. The Hypnotic Trick. If you bave in your company nny persons Rood natured enough to appreciate a joke ou himself the following trick will furnish much fun: Announce that you -will hypnotize any friend who is willing to follow your directions. Retire from tbe room and take two cups and saucers. Put your own carefully aside. Then take tbe other saucer and bold it over a lamp or candle until the under part is covered with soot. Put the cup back In the saucer. Fill the cups with water. Then tell your friend who is to be hypnotized that it is impossible for the spell to work unless he follows your directions exactly. Present him with a cup and saucer. Tell him to bold these in bis left band and. looking straight into your eyes and nowhere else, to do exactly what you do. Then dip tbe fingers of your right band iu the water, rub tbem on the under side of your saucer and make cabalistic passes over your forehead and cheeks. Tbe patient to be hypnotized will do the same, and as tbe under .side of his saucer Is thick with soot every cabalistic pass will leave its mark. The effect on the part of the company, who are entirely unprepared for this denouement, soon enlightens the victim. Game ef Broken Hearts. Heart shaped red cards about 3 by 24 iucbes are provided. The children are seated in a line or a circle. Every fourth child is given a pair of scissors and each one a heart shaped card on a book or magazine. Each child is to cut his beurt twice across so as to make four pieces. The cuts should be perfectly straight, but should intersect each other and may go iu any direction. After tbe heart is cut once the pieces should be held together till the second cut has been made. Encu child then mixes his pieces and passes tbem to bis neighbor ou tbe right. At a signal each child tries to put bis puzzle together, and the first child who succeeds calls out to that effect. Each child then mixes his puzzle and passes it on to his right hand neighbor as hefore. This is kept up for u half hour, when time is called und tbe child with the biggest score receives a prize. The Secretary. This Is a good pencil game. The players sit at a table with square pieces of paper and pencils, and each one writes his own name at tbe top of tbe paper and. folding it over so that the name does not show, bands it to tbe secretary, .who redistributes the papers, saying. "Character." Then each one writes some Imaginary character description, folds tbe paper again and hands it to the secretary, who says. "Future." and shuffles and distributes the papers as before. Some forecast for tbe future is then written. The secretary may suggest as many other subjects as he chooses or can think of and when ready may call in the papers and rend them aloud. They are often curious and very amusing. This is on tbe order of tbe old game of "consequences." but with more chance for originality and variety. Eager to Please. MI want you to see If you can't find out that I am descended from a king." said the man who bad become suddenly rich. "Very well, sir." replied tbe genealogist "We have a large stock of kings to select from. Have you any preference?" Chicago Record-Herald. A Popular Girl. "Yes; she has promised to be mine some day." "But when?" "She can't exactly say as yet Seem she wlM first bave to break off four or five other engagements." Washington Herald. His Status at Heme. "Tour father seems to be an important member of the community." "Guess you've only seen him outside of borne. Ma doesn't think be'a sucR a much." Detroit Free Press. Cit li CUjfcd cd CbJ I E3 LI 6 K'S HALTED r.1ILK PircNiaim.BpbsnUB

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LONDON, March 6. The deposed King Manuel, of Portugal, is on his way to the Chateau of Goebenstein, lower Austria, to visit his uncle Don Miguel, Duke of Braganza, and there he will meet for the first time his bride-to-be, his cousin, the beautiful Princess Elizabeth of Brapanza. Tbe Princess Elizabeth is seventeen years old, and the deposed King is twentytwo. Elizabeth is a sister-in-law of the Duchess of Vizco, who was Miss Anita Stewart of New York. On the left is the Duchess of Vizco, formerly Anita Stewart of New York and on the right is the Princess Elizabeth of Braganza, who is to become the bride of ex-King Manuel.

Pudding Wives. The name of pudding wives was given to women who were occasionally employed in some English monasteries for making pastry and delicacies that call for tbe deft touch of a feminine hand. They were engaged by or with the consent of the regular cook of the monastery and had a house or chamber in which to work near tbe kitchen called the pudding house. When animals were slaughtered, especially when pigs were killed, about St. Martin's day, these women's services were required to make black puddings; hence the name pudding wives. They were called in, too, for the making of pastry on special occasions. London Globe. In Holland milk is sterilized without beating it or adding preservatives to it. The bacteria are destroyed by the ultra violet rays of an electric light. The .milk is made to flow slowly in a thin stream past the light. It is sup-! posed the sterility is due to the quality of the ozone formed by the invisible rays. Sarsaparilla Will purify your blood, clear your complexion, restore your appetite, relieve your tired feel ing, build you up. Be sure to take it this spring. Get it today in usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses $1.

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