Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 93, 22 February 1912 — Page 6
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THE RICHMOND PAL VADIUM AND 8UN-TELEGRA3I, THURSDAY FEBRUARY 22, 1912.
LDCAL CLUB READY Articles of Incorporation of Baseball Company.
Articles of association have have Been filed by the Richmond Baseball Cssoctatlon with Count? Recorder Will Bobbins. The articles show that the dlCsctors of the association are Frank Crump, Roy Peck. Ralph Husson. George Brehm, Walter 8telnkamp, and Charles Ladd. The capital stock of the association will be $5,000 comprised of 200 shares at $25 each. According to the articles of association the object of the association is to promote baseball and numerous other athletic sports and amusement features; to lease or purchase ground and construct suitable buildings to use for baseball purposes, carnival exhibitions and other sports. The life of the association is fixed at the usual length of time, fifty years. The annual meeting will be held upon the second Monday of February of arh year. There will be seven directors of the organisation. Secretary Peck stated today that Tommy Kerlin. the swift little twirler. well known In this city, will Join the
Richmond team about the middle or:nabits of nightmares." declared the the season. An operation has Just been cync. -i m going to write an article performed upon Kerlin and he will not about It." be able to play before the season is ..You can t pubitBh it in my column." (fairly well advanced. a
The meeting of the K. I. V). league probably will be held at Cincinnati net Sunday. President Crump of the local club will attend the meeting. The ehedule and other arrangements will completed for the opening of the ague. For a sprain you will find ChamberPain's Liniment excellent. It allays tbe pain, removes the soreness, and oon restores the psrts to a healthy condition. 25 and 50 cent bottles for nil by all dealers. BOWLING RESULTS By forfeiting the final contest, the Cubs lost to the Reds In the city bowlling league last evening. The Cubs snatched the opener by the margin of one lone tally, but the Reds so over whelmed them In the second game that the Cubs left the field. lacey was the only man to roll over 200 in tny game. The summary: Reds. ILacey 143
201 161 1 139 135 138 133 x x 137 12f UH 130: 763 694 148 x 148 y 148 x114 x 144 x 709 x
ILooney 169 Allen 95 Bond 133 Boyer x Nichols 147 Total 687 Cubs. Bowman -36 Krelraeier 122 Jellig 108 Auburn 153 Llchtenfels 169 Total 688 ' CENSURED THE CULPRIT. Bet the Judge Took Him Into His Private Office to Do It. "You allege cruelty, madam," says the court. "What particular form of cruelty?" ' "Your honor," says the complainant, "my hatband got mad and threw things at me because I tried to please him with the meals I fixed for him." "What have you to say?" asks the Judge of the defendant. "I'll tell you, judge. Maybe I was a t little too hasty, but it's this way: She la always trying new salads that she finds In the recipe columns of the papers, and after I had tried to eat nasturtium salad and hickory nut salad and carrot salad and eggplant salad and dried beef salad and spaghetti salad I did lose my temper when she handed a dish of shredded chrysantbemumi with olive oil on them." MI will not grant a divorce, but I will censure the defendant in my print office," says the Judge, leading the I way. Once the door is closed on him jand the wondering defendant the Judge aays: "Shake, eld man! I did the best l iceuld for you. I hare to put up this 'bluff about censuring you because my own wife will read ot the case, and he is now making delicious dessert from cold mush and left over break, fast foods." Clasping each ether's hand, the two men weep silently. Life. FUNERAL EFFIGIES. A Queer Custom That Was Followed lit Bygone Days. At the funerals of great personages, the old chronicles tell ns. "his lively effigy," dressed to Imitate life, was carried In a chariot before the corpse to the grave, then there set up under '"hearse" or a temporary monument In the church. Bach effigies were often left in a glass esse standing over the vault where the Interment had taken place. 8ome statues were of wood, with heads of plaster, but the more modern ones were of wax. In the olden days laudatory poems or epitaphs were affixed with pins or wax to these "hearses" and were even thrown into graves on the coffins In a similar manner to our modern custom of flowers at a burial. When Skelton, poet laureate to Henry VIII.. "took sanctuary at Westminster to escape the displeasures of the then all powerful Cardinal Wolsey it said that he subsisted on what he earned by writing epitaphs for use at funerals in the abbey. Ben Jonson'a well known epitaph to the Countess of Pembroke Vnderoeetb this sable hear 14s th subject of all verse. - Sidney's slater, wtev was evidently thus attached to her "hearse." Westminster Gatette.
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THE THINGS WOMEN
There Is the Person Who Used to Go to School With You and Pursues You at an Afternoon Reception. The Married Ones' Combine.
"I saw a nightmare on the street the other day." said Sal. "A nightmare on the street my dear girl! May I ask what you had had for dinner," murmured the cynic. "It flashed oast me." said Sal. "then , stopped in a doorway and waited 'til I came along. It drooled at me." whlsperetf Sal bugging out her eyes. "Good heavens, Sarah," said the cynic edging around the table, "don't you think vnnM httr r onstllt the doctor?" "Then." went on Sal dramatically, "it swooped down on me, grabbed me by the arms " "Its a lunacy commission you need," exclaimed the cynic walking toward , the telephone. "And said," went on Sal without noticing "'Why don't you remember me?" "This is the first authentic information I've ever had as to the ways and Then I'll read it at the State Teac hera' Association and you'll be disgraced for life." "Oh, cut it out," replied Sarah. "You interrupted my , story. When she grabbed me by the arms I had to admit I ought to know her but didn't. Of course I did but I pretended not for good and sufficient reasons," sweetly smiled Sal "she was one of those persons who used to go to school with you you know 'em." "Well, of course they don't bother the men as much as they do your charming sex." grinned the cynic. "Still I can readily understand how annoying they may make themselves at times." "Don't get off any sympathy gags," Kaid Sarah loftily, "I neither need nor want them." "There is one thing that is undermining my belief in the soundness of our educational system," interpolated the cynic. "That is your skillful and unashamed use of slang." "Don't expect us to keep the pose all the time it isn't human." said Sal. "However," she pursued, "these people who used to go to school with you are a nuisance. You see somebody at a party glowering at 'ou from a corner. You manouvre round to outflank her but its no use. "She confronts you and smiles a gladsome, false-teeth smile. You gaze at her in horrified fascination and mumble something or other. " 'Why surely you haven't forgotten me,' she vociferates in a loud, healthy tone of voice. 'Don't you remember little Mary Bonicus? And the times we used to have in the fifth grade you were always a class or two ahead of me, you know I looked upon you as one of the older girls your birthday I remember was on September 13th and mine on the 14th and we always had our birthday parties together although, of .course, you were several years older than I. I remember in '49 when I was ten and you were " "Oh, of course, of course," you murmur to choke her off "why Mary Bonicus little Mary how charming to see you again bow young you're looking (base lie, since she has the general appearance of your last year's grandmother) I really think, though, you've gotten roe mixed up with my sister Jane (Jane Uvea out in Seattle so you're perfectly safe) Jane was much older than I Indeed if you think it was '49 It must have been Jane because I had not then arrived on the scene but 111 write Jane and tell her there is a strong family resemblance, you know, and it was natural you took me for Jane I remember when a mere child to have heard Jane talking about you and wondering where you were and you certainly are looking very well and so young no one would imagine " " 'Oh. no, it wasn't Jane I can hardly remember her,' interrupts the fiend. 'Why, Sal, don't you know how keen I always was on dates always got "A" in history no I'm not mistaken and I was always so fond of you you never can fool me on a date my husband says" "Oh. of course do tell me about your husband." you murmur hastily "I'd love to hear about him. Is he er " "'He died three, years ago,' says she who was little Mary Bonicus, with undiminished cheerfulness, 'such a loss I thought I couldn't stand it,' she continued with a resigned smile, 'but we all have to suffer we must bear up I want you to see my boy he's "Delighted." you whisper, "Some pther day, then " "But you can't get away from her," cried Sal. "She pursues you in and take oti aWto He otto am. CtM.Mtoir ft Makcn. Tnr. K. T.
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; out of the devious paths at a woman's , reception "'Oh here you are again she says crossing the dining room and lining herself alongside where you are plastered against the wall spearing at an olive, 'You don't know how glad I am to see somebody I used to know. Its so d to come back home and find evcrybody dead or married of course. hr 'you aren't dead nor mar1 tt.iu-ci uui 11 u uuu i u uui jou'll be dead before you are,' goes on i he fiend with a horrible attempt at a joke to which you respond with a sickly grimace. 'Why haven't you ever married Sal, you're good-looking or used to be because really, dear, you've gone off terribly I hardly wculd have known you this school teaching is bad it ruins your complexion and breathing that bad air all the t.'me well, as I was saying ' "You finally elude her, rush upstairs aud grab your wraps, tear down only! to find her in the hall waiting for you. ' You give up in despair and depart down street with your ancient mariner still fixing you with her glittering and , reminiscent eye." ! -rrH aovo ,,-" .t.....i...i transfixed with amazement over this feminine recital. "You women certainlv are winners. Imaetne two men carrying on like that!" "Pooh," said Sal, "that's nothing. You should bear them tear each other to pieces at some of their afternoon jumborees." "Women are curious," prosed the cynic. "Now, as near as I can make out from your recital, both of you were engaged in the amiable intent of makinp each other as devilish uncomforta-! bie as noasible " "Not I." cried Sal virtuously, "I was f merely trying to shake her." "Feminine psychology is a fascinating and devious study," deployed the cynic tentatively. "I suppose you think you know all about us?" interrogated Sal sarcastically. "Not me," cried the cynic. "I freely and gladly admit I know nothing about women." "I knew you didn't from the way you talked about me and her who was little Mary Bonicus," retorted Sal. "Little Mary that was, was engaged, ns you say, in the charming pastime of baiting me not I her. All married women do this. Married women cornbin against the unmarried woman every time. Don't be taken in by their denials for Its the truth. Of course lots of 'em don't acknowledge it and others don't know what they're doing merely blind instinct but they do it all the same." "You amaze me," murmured the cynic. "There's a simple explanation for it." said Sal, "which you can find out by reading Arnold Bennett and Bernard Shaw. I remember once to have attended one of those grewsome things called "house-parties," in the society columns, of which I was the only unmarried member. It was a woman's thing five dames and myself. "The hostess had asked me down because she had promised my mother to look after me while she (which she, said the cynic why mother, of course replied Sal) was out in California, and f he thought this was a good time to get it over. "I was bored to death with these women and put in the time wandering round with the dog. My hostess's hus-
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1 band was evidently sorry for me and j devoted some time to my entertainiment. "And it is the fact," decared Sal, "that these five dames subconsciously caucused against me and during the three days we remained in this rural retreat spent the entire time intriguing to keep that man away from me."
"Unbelievable!" exclaimed the cynic. "They did." cried Sal." and if you'd only seen him! Old, ambiguous and rheumatic the kind that attends reunions and old settlers meetings! And yet those five women were determined that he shouldn't pay any attention to me. "They knew he didn't care anything about them past the age limit," grinned Sal "and, personally, they didn't care anything about him. But he was a man the only man among seven women six of 'em married, one of 'em young and not disillusioned and (hey formed a combination to throw her into the discard." "Did they succeed?" whispered the cynic. "No!" grimaced Sal. "They never do." FADS AND FASHIONS NEW YORK, Feb. 21. Indications point to a spring season of tailored costumes less sombre in tone than those of last- year. The buyers, on the strength of Paris advices, are investing heavily m the light shades of fawn and sand and Drown and , and charming suitings in all the soft light j tones are shown. There are many attractive possibilities among the light toned suitings. Rough and loosely woven fabrics are still popular, but .there is a noticeable revival of inter- ! est in the smoother, more closely woven stuffs. i A very light weight covert cloth is finding acceptance in Paris and is uite Practical as well as attractive, The light weight stuffs of the whipcord class are liked too. as are the Bedford cords, and soft toned fawns and light grays in these cloths made admirable coat and skirt costumes for spring wear. There are most attractive loosely woven diagonals and basket weaves in these light mixtures, and of serges fine and coarse, hard and soft finish, there is no end. Big revers or collars figure upon many of the best looking summer-winter models of the tailored type, some original detail In this collar often constiutuing the costume's chief claim to novelty, but on the other hand one finds an occasional suit of striking smartness which is collarless, these latter models usually crossing in front to fasten down the left side and having more or less of a Russian suggestion. The white ratine collars and cuffs of the winter tailored suit, a mode soon commonized by over-popularity, is likely to have a successor in the collars and cuffs of white linen or cotton ratine, which in various degrees of weight and roughness goes under the names of terry, ratine, eponge and toweling. At its lightest it makes one think of certain raw silks and pongees, though of couse in terms of cotton and linen. There is also a reversible woolen fabric, of whieh nobody seems to know the exact name. On the right side it resembles the lighter and looser varieties of sponge in weave. This is chown chiefly in a deep cream, ecru and pale biscuit, with smooth reverse surface of warmer color, soft old blue or rose or violet or green, and it makes particularly good looking long coats for warm weather wear. The ecru, cream and kindred tone3
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of white are Increasingly In demand, and it would seem that we are to have the greatest white season of resent years, though the dominating whites are not really white at all, and even the sheer muslins are prone to take on a yellowish tone. There are lovely fine cotton crepes or crepons in these ecru and yellowed tones, and this material promises to be more modish than it was last season. Many little cotton crepe models of Eimple character are appearing, and these often show the touch of black tulle, which is one of the most pronounced Parisian fads in connection wjth ' white. A note of black in one form or another enters into almost every French frock, but the erase for black tulle is the latest phase of this tendency and affects every type of frock.
Canvasbacka on the Wing. If you have any doubt as to the swiftness of the canvasback on the wing where business calls just fire at the, leader in a string some time when you have the chance. Duck shot when propelled by the proper quantity oi powder travels pretty quickly itself, but if your charge brings down any member of that string of ducks at all It will be the fifth or sixth bird back oi the leader, and I'll bet a farm on it. "If you would bave a chance of dropping the leader you will have to aim not less than ten foet ahead of him. Then be will more than likely run plump against your shot When he drops it will be quarter of a mile ot so farther on. for he can't stop short of that distance even after he is dead." New York Sun. SOLMAH'S NEW SONG Latest Ballad Ringing Now Through Indiana. What appears to be the best song yet written by Alfred Solman, the author of "If I Had a Thousand Lives to Live," and other high class songs, is the new romantic ballad just out called "Mine!" It is a work of the semiclassic order written in four different keys to suit any male or female voice and is replete with quaint harmonies. Here is an extract of the chorus, clipped from a sheet of the music just received: "Mine" By Alpked Solmam The copyright of this song was bought last week by Joseph Morris, a Philadelphia man, for the sum of $15,000, the largest sum ever paid for a piece of music. Still, even at a dime a -copy, he expects to quadruple his risky, venture. The few copies that reached this vicinity last week were eagerly Beized by the fair sex and the Richmond lassies will have a merry time with this new one during the next few months. BICYCLES KM TIRES Just Received 1912 LINE of Bicycles and Tires, all new models, almost any style and make you desire. The best will be found here. Bring your old bicycle to the shop and let us give it a general overhauling for spring use. ELMER SMITH 426 Mail Street 02TVx Wain
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