Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 83, 10 February 1912 — Page 8

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY lO, 1913.

CHRiSTIIIIIITY IIOW fACIIIGJIPROBLEM Which Eliminated Corrupt Religions When Christianity Made Advent.

That Christians are facing the same problems that arose when the corrupt

ness of other religions formerly made Christianity a necessity, was the statement made last evening by Dr. J. B. Koehne, of Philadelphia, while speaking before a large audience at the First Presbyterian church, on the "Preparations for Christianity through the Other Religions of the World." The world was In perfect condition to welcome Christianity at Just the time It came, said the speaker, for the Roman religion at that moment was too corrupt and all other faiths were too obviously "man-made" to satisfy the minds of thinking people. This situation, without which our belief would probably have required much longer to pread through civilization, was Attributed by Dr. Koebnc, not to any remarkably fortunate co-Incidence, but to "the divine order of things," a further proof of Christianity's truth. Kxactly the same situation exists now, commented Dr. Koehne, in making, an application of his theory to modern Times. There are an Infinite number of religions, but most of them are so cloaked with exterior form that they do not appeal to men. "What people need is God in the life of man," asserted the Philadelphia theologian. "Christianity is increasing Its hold on the world because it Is constructive rttber than destructive, and because It can 'make a man over' after he has failed in an nntrue religion.'" Dr. Koehne closed by warning his auditors to side-step the Insincere form of worship and let their religion get "to the Inner man." The first two of Dr. Kochne's lectures, which have attracted much comment among religious workers of the city, have been merely Introductory to the Important address in his series, the first of which will be given tomorrow morning at the First Presbyterian church.

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THE MYSTERIOUS PSYCHOLOGY OF HAIR

Do Women Wear Chameleon-Hued Locks for the Purpose of Luring the Men, or Do the Men Don Toupees to Deceive the Fair.

BY ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE. Jdresser she lies and side-steps and

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will furnish the dance music. Alf the decorations with the exception of the Psi Iota Xi pennants will be in black. The affair will be quite Informal. Several visiting Psi Iota Xi's will be among the guests.

DANCE THIS EVENING. The Fuirview dancing club, has arranged for a dancing party to be held this evening in the club rooms in Fairview. A special car will leave the hall at twelve o'clock so that persons from this city who care to attend may be

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from the affair. The affair is invitational.

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ADDITIONAL SOCIETY

FOR HAMILTON. Mrs. O. K. Thomas and daughter, Miss Kthel Thomas, left this morning far Hamilton. Ohio, for a ahort visit

with Mrs. E. Schneldher.

THIMBLE PARTY. Mrs. William M. Johnson will entertain the ladies of the Eastern Star Tuesday afternoon of this week at her home, 334 South West Third street, with a thimble party. All the ladies of the society are invited to attend.

A MEMORIAL. The Mary F. Thomas W. C. T. U. will observe Francis Willard Memorial Day Monday afternoon at two-thirty o'clock at the home of Rev. and Mrs. H. S. James, 1050 North B street. An excellent program has been prepared for the occasion. A talk will be given by Rev. Mr. .lames. All the members are requested to be present.

TO PORTLAND. - Mr. Robert W. Randle has gone to Portland, Indiana, to spend over Sunday, the guest of his aunt, Rev. Martha Thornton.

WAS IN TOWN. Mr. Lawrence Smelser. of Rushville, Indiana, a former resident of this city, was in town last evening, having accompanied the Rushville Basket ball team here.

O. A. R. PARTY. Adding much to the many pleasurable social events for today was the large bridge party given this afternoon In the Starr Piano parlors by the members of the Daughters of the American Revolution. The game began at two thirty o'clock and was played at several tables. Some of the guests came la for tea which was served between four and five o'clock.

BUSINESS MEETING.

A business meeting of the Francis Willard W. C. T. U. was held yesterday afternoon with Mrs. 8. W. Traum at her home in South Thirteenth

street. The meeting was deferred from last week on account of the Inclement Heather.

FAREWELL DANCE. A "farewell" dance will be given this evening in the Odd Fellows' hall by the members of the Psi Iota XI sorority. The affair Is being arranged for as a courtesy to the girls who are members of the sorority and are also Identified with the local high school. The guests will be members of the Psi Iota XI sorority and their gentlemen friends. Dancing will begin at eight-thirty o'clock. Piano and drums

CALENDAR VARIED. The social calendar for today is a most varied one, including card parties, receptions, dances and informal thimble parties. The calendar for today is more complete than it has been for several weeks.

Special at Coliseum, El Rey Sisters, Skating and Dancing Girls, Tuesday and Wednesday evening. Admission, 10c. He Didn't Want to Arbitrate. "The reason I can't get along with my wife Is that she wants to submit all our differences to arbitration." "To arbitration?" "Yes. She always wants to refer disputes to her mother."

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posing upon his spine with his feet comfortably elevated, "do women blondine their hair?" "Why do men wear wigs and toupees." retorted Maria. "For very good reasons." said the inquiring one surreptiously caressing his carefully adjusted hirsute adornment. "To protect their heads from the damp and cold. For sanitary, not decorative reasons," he added blandly. "A man." said Maria, "is the most amusing thing on earth. And the vainest." "Oh, I don't know," sneered the Inquiring one. "I don't think they've got anything on the women. Now that's what I want to know why do the women monkey with their hair. Can you understand it?" "Why certainly," said Maria. "Its 'what every woman knows.' " "Well, it passes my comprehension,"

mumbled the inquiring one. "Why do i blondines her hair.

con

vict merely because she can't get away

rrom whatever it Is." "Age is ugiy," said the inquiring one. 'All this rot talked about the 'beauty of age' is a hollow mockery. Age is not beautiful and nobody thinks it is. Everybody hates it. Nobody wants to be old. But of course it really doesn't make so much difference about men there's always some woman for any man. "I'm told it can be explained on scientific grounds," interpolated Maria. "Really, Maria I'm surprised. Indeed I'm shocked. You object to my realism " "Nonsense," interrupted Maria. "You're just ballywhackin& round because you don't like to hear the truth. And. humiliating as it is to admit, there's not some man for any woman. "And because there isn't." trimuph-

jantly deployed the inquiring one, "she

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more simple and childlike than the descendant of Adam! "Why don't you know that Sal has dyed her hair for years? And that its mostly false?" "Just like a woman can't .endure to hear another woman praised. You're jealous that's what's the matter with you." "Jealous of Sal!" exclaimed Maria, "Lord save us!" "But you haven't answered my question," said the inquiring one. "Why do women blondine their hair?"

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they want to appear with blond tresses

one time, auburn in six weeks and the next day with a headgear dark as the midnight sun.'" "I've often read of those repertoires in the papers but I never saw any woman with such a moving-picture coiffure." "Well, what do they do it for anyway," stubbornly stuck the inquiring one." "Because, oh simple one, they don't like the color handed down by Nature." "What's the use of all this painting and powdering and hair acrobatics," grumbled the inquiring one. "After all a woman's a woman can't she be satisfied? Most of 'em are good-looking enough while they're young." "Ha," cried Maria, "in your poor, blundering way you have hit the nail on the head give him time time is all be needs," she added maliciously. "And when they're not young," continued the inquiring one flattered by Maria's back-handed compliment, "nobody cares what they look like." "Et tu, brute!'" ejaculated Maria. "Besides Nature is the great artist," went on the inquiring one stabbing the atmosphere with his cigarette and squinting up his eyes. "Nature never makes a mistake. She knows what color to make your hair Nature is always rjght." he declaimed oratorically. "That's just where you're wrong. It shows you know nothing absolutely about art. If you did you'd know that Nature is the worst composer in the universe. Nature knows how to color but she can't compose. She throws the color on the canvas but it doesn't always juxtapose." "Meaning?" "That Ethel, who is an ash blonde should have been given dark eyebrows and eye-lashes by Nature or her parents wifh rose-tinted cheeks. Instead of which she is pallid and has eyebrows and lashes the color of her hair. "Hence Ethel is not striking save when she uses the pencil and the brush. When she rouges and darkens her eye environment the effect is startling she is beautiful. Nature made a miscue when she painted Ethel." "Or when she mated her parents." "You are too realistic," cried Maria. "This is not a problem novel." "Well, what's the use dodging the truth." said the inquiring one. "That's what's the matter with ttie race not bred properly. If it was the women wouldn't have to change the color of their hair." he grinned. "You admit, then," said Maria, "that there may be a reason." "I admit nothing a woman who blondines her hair is a fool. She deceives nobody " "Except the men," interrupted Maria. "Pooh you couldn't fool me," boasted the inquiring one. "Why simple one I could tell you weird tales about women's hair you see every day." "I'm not In daily contact with any woman who blondines her hair," said the. inquiring one. . "Ha! Ha!" mocked Maria. "The late Myrtle Reld," she continued, "who killed herself because her husband didn't love her any more and no man's worth killing yourself for, best way is to kill him goffeff a mot that will go down the ages long after 'Lavendar and Old Lace' has mildewed and turned to dust " "Well, let's have it" " 'A woman may deceive herself and a man but never another woman.' " "And Its all right," declaimed Maria, "for women to change the color of her head-covering now and then if she likes. It shows she has imagination. That the wine of life still runs red in her veins. That she wants to be attractive. That she likes admiration." "No woman has any business to live after thirty- ve." announced the inquiring one. "There should be a general slaughter at that age. They should be herded into the shambles and individually guillotined. In truth they should never be allowed to get over eighteen. Ought to stop then and begin over again." "There you go in your brutal masculine way," said Maria. "Its a crime for a woman to be old. No matter how young her spirit. If she is past what the men think is the age limit, she is packed Into the offing. She's an object of ridicule if she enjoys herself. She's jeered' at if she touches up her hair. She's hustled round and scorned just because she can't hold up the sun and command it to stand still. "How is it with the men." vociferated Maria. "Can't they run round and act the fool til they're one hundred and one and does anybody ridicule 'em? Can't their hair turn grey .without making it a matter of individual reproach? When a woman's hair turns grey, or begins to turn grey, society turns and rends her. "She's made to feel she is commit

ting n cnorc. j "She resorts to subterfuges she runs to the decorator and the hair-!

"Why, in heaven's name, do you say 'blondines'?" asked Maria. "Women do lots of things to their hair make it black, brown, yellow,' red but a man will always say 'blondines?' " "What's the use being technical?" cried the inquiring one. "I notice you know what I mean all right." "All women don't run to the hair doctor anyway," said the inquiring one. "Now there's Sal Sarah 1 should

say I know she's past the age limit and yet look at her fine head of hair. I've often admired it. Its dark and fluffy and in such quantities " "Oh Man!" grimaced Maria. "Dear Man is there, after all, anything

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