Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 37, Number 69, 25 January 1912 — Page 2

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THE RICHMOND PAX. LAD1TJ3I AD SUN-TELEGRAM. THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1912.

THE WAY OF A MAID WITH A MAN

You Don't Have to Be Pretty to Work the Masculine Ones. Many People Think Mayors Hold Office by Divine Right.

BY ESTHER GRIFFIN WHITE. "You know the Bible enumerate the way ol a nan with a maid aa one of the mysteries, said the cynlo blowing cigarette mote toward the celling. "But It doesn't aay anything about the way of a maid with a man," said the other person. "Possibly because It Isn't a mystery," grinned the cynic. "I read some horrid statistics the other day about cigarette smokers," said the other person. "It said that this country consumed ninety-nine billion, eight hundred and fifty million, ten thousand, six hundred and firtyflve and eight-tenths cigarettes a year!" "And consider the starving Chinese," murmured the cynic. "I'm sorry I gave you that case for Christmas," said the other person." "I'm determined not to encourage anybody In such expensive habits any more. Just think of the money you might have given to the Y. M. C. A." "When I start out to be philanthropic," said the cynic, "I'm going to build thla town an opera house. I'm going to have a law passed saying that chairs must be at least six Inches apart and that any theater that causes Its pat- ' rons to double up their legs like a jack-knife with consequent Injurious results to the anatomy will be condemned and sold for old junk." "And have another law passed prohibiting janitors of theaters to fire up with special zeal under the pipes that end In registers beneath the seats." f Except in xero weather," said the "However," he went on, "there will be "no use referring to' these antedeluvian methods of heating. My theater will have the latest Improvements. I'll tell you what I'd lite to do." said the cynic. "I'd like to buy up all that part of the square between Eighth and Ninth streets that abuts on the alley running north and south and extends to the first alley running at right angles and clear it off and build a theater." "I always like 'abuts said the other person. "It sounds so official like tha plant were ajl drawn up and open for Inspection." ."And then," continued' the cynic clasping his knees, "I'd put up a theater of white marble designed by the greatest architects in the country. I'd have celebrated artists decorate its interior, which would seat three thousand people. I'd. endow It so that the highest price .seat would, .'never be over fifty cents and I'd nave the most celebrated theatric and operatic organisations 'on the market' stop off in thla town." .;."Talk about pipe dreams!" interne-

Linu ma outer ycrsuii. ' "I'd have a promenade and suppef anAtM mwmA laMajtatwk n itsva nhas snl

people would be expected to wear evening dress like the English theaters that Is in certain parts of the house. ' "I'd have the Metropolitan here very year. "And Bernhardt. "And John Drew. ' "And Eva Tanguay. "And I'd invite Hammerstein out for the opening to show him there were others. '.t "And real estate would boom.' And the tracks would be taken out of the Glen. I "And Somebody would run the water works. " ' "And 'maybe we'd have new street cars. '. -You can't do It all.' said the other person. "I'd buy the corner of Eighth and Main and make a park out of It For the tired policeman to sit in and where the .interurban shopper could be at rest." 1 Then." interrupted the cynic, "I'd have statues erected of all the city council and the ex-mayors" ; "Ex-mayors?" interrogated the other person. "Why, certainly nothing odd about that la there r MIant that funny! " said the other person. "I didn't know there ever were such things aa ex-mayors I thought they were always mayors. ' "Which goes to show that you aren't fit for the franchise, said the cynic. "We" haven't got 'any- royal family." You ought to deliver a' lecture on clv1cs."Sutld the other person. "I know people living right here in Richmond who think the mayoralty is vested with divine right" "That's according to what party you belong and In which year you were born,' said the cynic. "But what'd you

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mean by your Biblical quotation In the beginning?" "Oh, nothing particularly," said the other person. "Just happened to think of something I heard some women talking about the other day." "Let's hear It tbe things women talk about are often Interesting especially when they know the men aren't listening." ".Yes," said the other person, "then they talk for effect." "Oh, you don't mean it," cried the cynic chortling. "I thought women never did that." "They don't do anything else with men," said the other person. "If men only knew men as well as women know women." "My dear girl I beg do not conjure up a world all shorn of bliss and rose-hued illusions." "There you are that's just it," said the other person. "You like women to fool you. There's nothing as easy as a man," she murmured. "Oh, I don't know about that," protested the cynic. "We just like to be com fo ruble that's all." "Men subsist on flattery," said the other person. "Any man can be flattered into anything." "Think so?" sneered the synic. "I know it," said the other person calmly. "Men think, in instance, that they like 'looks' is a woman although they deny It. But way down at tlu bottom of things they really pretend tc themselves they prefer a certain amount of flesh and blood and alluring tint. "But you only need to go into an) menage," said the other person, "or, indeed, into any business-house or educational Institution anywhere, in fact, in which there is a woman with a few or a lot of men, to know that this is absolutely without any foundation in fact. .' "Why don't you remember Minnie Sklnnerton?" "I don't want to remember her," said the cynic. "She never appealed to me." "That's just it she didn't appeal to anybody until she studied stenography and went into Bakerton's office. "She was thin, angular, under-sized, snub-nosed, freckled, sallow and squinted. Her feet were too big and her hands red and yet she hadn't been in there a week until she had every man hanging to her eye-lashes." "I won4! believe it!" stubbornly contested the cynic. "I don't care what you believe It's so," cried the other person. "And she attained this Idyllic state of affairs

by the simple, primitive method of Eve flattery. "She laughed at Bakerton's motheaten jokes and told him they were better than any she had ever read In Life or heard at the high priced vaudeville, "She tafked confidentially to old Shabberly, told him her troubles and listened to his until that old mollusk was calling her "little girl "and helping her on with her overshoes. "She jollied Gooserton along and let him tell her ail about his girl, fixed his necktie for him and told him that bis profile was classic and on my word if I didn't see 'em out at the theater the other evening," said the other person. "She flattered and cajoled and jollied and petted and condoled and rolled her eyes until she had every man in the Office ready to swear she was a siren-voiced houri and she did this chiefly because she was a rotten stenographer and couldn't half take down her notes. And with such effect that at the end of two months they raised her salary and said she was so useful to them they wouldn't give her up for anything. In the meantime they stayed in overtime to do her

work while she gallivanted down town eating chocolate sundaes." The cynic mopped his brow. "I am completely flabbergasted," he gasped. "Give me air."

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