Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 313, 18 September 1911 — Page 3

TH'HICH2IONDPAIXADIU2( AND 8 UN-TELEGRAM. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1911.

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TARIFF BOARD HOT 1 : D00MEDJ0 DEATH bt Is Expected that the Democrats Will Oppose the Plans of Clark.

'' (National News Association) WASHINGTON, Sept. 18 Despite Kbe tact that the last Democratic Hbouse made no provision for the continuance of the National Tariff Board after July 1, 1912, it is not probable that It will go out of existence after that date. Notwithstanding the threat 'of Champ Clark, Speaker of the House of Representative!!, to cut off farther appropriations for the continuance of the board after that date, 'there in every reason to believe that 'the house committee on appropriations .will refuse to agree with the wishes of (Speaker Clark. The most radical ! change that is looked for is that the 'hoard may be made to submit its reIpjorts directly to congress, Instead of 'the President, as is now the case, , The tariff board has many bitter 'enemies among the Democratic mem'bers of congress, but even they cannot deny that it probably will do a great deal of good in advising congress bs to tariff revision. The moat difficult task that it has yet been called upon to perform will hardly be completed by the next session of congress, and it Is not thought that it will be forced out of existence until after it has had time to complete its investigation of the steel, iron, and wool industries of the country. While the uteel and iron investigations will be comparatively easy, the wool and cotton schedules will be difficult. Makes Rapid Program. The board is making rapid progress, and its field work in the investigation into raw wool has practically been finished. Information concerning the cost of production of raw wool Is now being tabulated. Data is being collected on the cost of woolen manufacturers, and a study of cotton manufactures in this country and abroad is being made. For nearly a year the tariff board lias been occupied with its investigation of raw wool. In this, as in the other investigations of the board, an exhaustive report is being prepared which will answer almost any question that may arise in congress concerning the subject. The gathering of the fact alone has been a great task. Practically every sheep expert from the sheep grower to the manufacturer has been called in by the board to render assistance. Government experts have been sent to all parts of the world to study wiil production and wool manufacture. Conditions in other countries as compared to this are of vast importance. The difference in cost of production between this and other countries must be ascertained before any scientific progress in the revision of the wool tariff can be made. Cost accounts have co-operated with practical sheep men in the employ of the board in getting facts. A Comprehensive Report. No stone haB been left unturned to .furnish congress with a report which will give it a comprehensive idea of how much reduction the wool schedule will stand without endangering the wool industry bill reducing the woolen schedules as passed by congress last session, but rejected by President Taft, who said that before he would approve of any measure providing for a reduction in the duties he would have to have before tlm the confidence of the board. Previous information of the board on other tariff schedules has been so satisfactory that he will not sanction any tariff revision until after he had had an opportunity to pass upon the findings of the board. Among the experts sent out by the board is John B. Wing, sheep man and agriculturist, who was sent to Argentina, Uraguay, England, Scotland and France to study wool production and fWasCured by LydiaE.Pinkjbains Vegetable Compound Ehrood, Ind." Your remedies have cured me and I have only taken six bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's VegetaDie compound, x was sick three months and could not walk. I suffered all the time. The doctors said I could not get well without an opera, tion. for I could hardly stand the pains in my sides. I especially my right one, and down my rieht lejr. I boron i to feel better when I had taken only lone bottle of Compound, but kept on , as I was afraid to stop too soon." Mrs. 6AD1K MUIXLV, 2728 2s. 11. St,-EU firood, Ind. ( "Why will women take chances with an operation or drag out a sickly, i half-hearted existence, missing- threefourths of the joy of living, when they ! can find health in Lyuia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? For thirty years it has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has cured thousands of women who hare been troubled with such ailments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion, and nervous prostration. If you have the slightest doubt tbat Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will help you. tfTito to juts, niuuiam at xynn, Mass.. for advice. Your letter will be absolutely confidential, m tba advice free

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manufacturing conditions in those countries. From consular offices all over the world facts have also been obtained. A careful study of all the characteristics of wool has been made. Shrinkages have been given careful consideration. Woolen goods have been studied, and the cost of manufacture in this country compared to that of the countries of Europe has been one of the chief lines of investigation. Fifteen experts have been busy for nearly a year devoting their whole time to this study. Buys Many Samples. The cost of different fabrics wholly of wool, or where wool is the principal component of value, is another important part of the investigation. The board went into the market, and bought a wide range of samples. These samples were analyzed, and agents of the board are taking them to the manu facturers and obtaining their cost of i working. Special investigation into the cost of ready-made clothing is also being made. Abroad experts are carefully studyproducts. It is insisted by the board i that neither In this country or abroad . are they having any difficulty in obtaining the facts which they are seeking. Extremely few establishments visited have refused the information asked for. Sometimes a letter is received from some manufacturer stating that it is too much trouble to give all the information asked for, but this attitude is seldom persisted in when an expert is sent directly to the factory. The eyes of the whole country are on the report of the tariff board on the wool industry, and its life hangs in the balance. If it shows that the wool schedule will stand a substantial cut, the Democratic house may consent to allow It to exist but if reports that the present schedule is practical, it will sound its death knell. A GREAT ORATOR. Where the "Holler" W More Impressive Than tho Words. The appeal that a fine flow of oratory will make to men and women w&3 amusingly exemplified one night at a meeting in West Philadelphia, says a Philadelphia paper. A noted speaker was appealing to a gathering to give fuuds toward the work of cleaning the slums, making life healthy and happy for the poor and other Utopian schemes of men and women whose hearts throb with longing to help their Lind. For half an hour he drew pictures of the conditions; then with expressive gestures Tund hid voice throbbing with enthusiasm he poured out a flow of rhetoric. "Our duty, our flag, our country," doited the speech with italics. Thj audience ehoutcd and cheered, and the women wept, while a storm of applause swept the room when the speech was over. "That's going some, eh?" said one man to another in the cloakroom later. "Fine sentiments, real feeling great, great!" "I'm so deaf," spoke up another, with disappointment In his voice, "that 1 couldn't hear. What did he say?" "Say say!" stammered the others, looking into each other's faces. "Why he he er hanged if I know!" And to this day they don't know. It was only the "holler" that got them, not the words. This is, however, what makes the orator. A Strang Method ef Salutation. Of all the strange .modes of salutation tho most extraordinary is the "dnnce of ceremouy" current In the west African kingdom of Dahomey Whenever any DahomaA chief or oili clal of rank comes to pay you a vlsl: ho always opens the interview b; dancing around you with various queei contortions (extremely auggestlve of his having Just upset a kettle of boil ing water over his knees), which you are bound to Imitate as closely as possible. It is even reported that one of the native ministers of the terrible King Gezu owed his rapid rise at the Dahoman court wholly to his superior skill in cutting these strange capers and that he thus literally as well as figuratively jumped to preferment. Boswell and Johnson. "1 am sometimes troubled," said Bos well, "by a disposition to stinginess." "So am I. replied Johnson, "but I do not tell it"

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When I was in London I stopped at a boarding house which had been highly recommended to me and where they gave me a comfortable room with an excellent bed in which I slept like a top. The first morning, however, I was awakened very early by the sound of a conversation in the next room. I understood every word that was said, in American English, spoken with the soft accent of the far West It was a man and a woman who spoke passionately together. "Oily! How could you leave without letting me know anything about it? Why? Why?" "Why, Chislam? Because my love of you would have killed my freedom, and I love that better than love itself." "Then you did love me, Oily dear, and just because you loved me I must lose you.' "Yes, Chislam! I felt that I should not be able to resist your entreaties much longer and that I would have married you, though that would have meant giving up my art, and that is why I ran away." "But I will wait for you forever, Oily." The conversation went on in this way for some time, and the independent Oily constanly refusing to listen to Chislam's offers of marriage. Knowing how careful English board ing-houses are, I was exceedingly sur prised that Chislam was permitted to receive lady visitors in his room at this unusual hour, but I thought no more of it and forgot the matter during the day. Great was my astonishment when I was awakened at dawn the next day by a conversation, this time in French, spoken with the same soft western American accent. Chislam was again talking with a woman. "You do not love me any more. Monsieur Chislam! Y'ou are always with the little dog trainer, Oily, though she is ugly as sin and as thiu as a broomstick, and still it i3 only one short month since you went mad at my singing, and you must have been in love to do that, for my voice is not worth raving about." "I discovered that at last, Madamoiselle Criquette. And besides you never loved men. It just amused you to flirt with me." "But surely you have not forgotten that you promised to marry me and told me about the little house we were to buy on the bank of the Loire, where we were to pass our honeymoon." "I decided, Madamoiselle Criquette, that if I married you, we were going to stay in Maine in America." "Well, never mind, Monsieur Chislam. I just want to tell you that 1 would never have married you with that ugly nose of yours." Several heated sentences followed and I thought by myself :" What a funny accent that French man has. She must have lived a long time in California! But that Chislam seems to be a very inconstant fellow, and I am afraid that this, boarding house is not a very respectable one after all." The next day I was awakened in the very same manner, but this time the conversation was in Italian with the same Western twang. "Listen to me, Belle Locatelli! Let us get married. We will give up traveling and hide our happiness in a cottage I will but at San Diego, CaliDON'T BE A SLAVE TO HEADACHES Caparine capsuleswill stop the pain at once and then remove the cause: regulates the Stomach and bowels, stimulates and tones up the entire system without injury, but be sure to pet the eenuine. atalldroggists.l0cand25c fnaRlNl

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FRIDAY EVENING. firnia. I know one with the most lovely view of the bay and a beautiful orange grove around it." "It is impossible, Signor Chislam. I am engaged to a young countryman of mine, an officer in the Italian army, but he has only his pay and we cannot marry until I have saved up the dowry required by military law." "Then, farewell, Signora Locatelli. A poor artist like I have no chances of course against a dashing young lieutenant. Addio Signorina! To make you happy as soon as possible allow me to make you a present of the amount you need to make up the dowry." I thought: "This peculiar Lovelace is a good fellow, but his daily mania for marriage is a nuisance anyway, as long as it wakes me up at an ungodly hour every morning." The next night I did not close an eye. Mr. Chislam was talking with a new arrival, evidently a countryman of his from the far West, for he had the same accent. "Yes, Chislam you are an unfortunate devil who will die all alone without love, without a family to mourn you." "You are right, Chislam, but I must resign to my fate. I have amused mil lions of people on five continents, but I have never been able to find a wife." "You have indeed made all the world laugh, Chislam. It Was too much for one woman. What amuses " a crowd, may terrify an individual." "That is so! I, who have been called the funniest of men, am really the most miserable." "Yes Chislam, I agree with you. Your funny stories which made people road with laughter have not charmed a single girl and made her love you. Hidden among the audience, she might laugh and applaud you, but when you spoke to her alone you made her feel sad." "That Is the way of the world, Chislam!" "I have no one to console me, not even myself." "No one, not even yourself, Chislam." This melancholy dialogue between the two Chislams might have lasted "Juat Say" MORILICK'S It Means Original and Genuine MALTED MILK The Food-drink for Ail Ages. More healthful than Tea or Coffee. Agrees with the weakest digestion. Delicious, invigorating and nutritious. Rich milk, malted grain, powder form. A quick lunch prepared in a minute. Take so rabstitnie. Ask for HORLiCK'S. Others are imitations. MUSIC !

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much longer, if I had not rapped on the wall and cried: "It is late gentle

men! Don't you think it is time to sleep?" The two Chislams stopped talking immediately and I fell asleep. At seven o'clock I was awakened and heard to my surprise my neighbor talk ing to the independent Oily once more with no more success than before. I dressed in a hurry and rushed down to the respectable landlady and burst out: "I can't sleep in this house, madam, unless you give me another room. Be fore the sun is up by neighbor talks with lady visitors and now he has male friends coming in late at night too." You must be a very light sleeper, Sir. I will give you a room on another floor. Your present neighbor is a most respectable person. He is Chislam Borrow, the famous entertainer. He is a Calif ornian and his skill as a light ning change artist and ventriloquist has made him famous all over the world. He is a very well educated man, who speaks several languages fluently. He is very rich, but is a bachelor very much against his will He has neither relatives nor friends, For several years he has lived here FOR INDIGESTION Bad Dreams, Nervousness, Bilious ness and all Stomach Misery. Go to Leo H. Fihe today don't pro crastinate get a fifty cent box of MI O-NA stomach tablets and get rid of all that annoying gas, sourness, heart burn, bloating and heaviness, he guar antees them. There wouldn't be so many deaths from acute indigestion if sufferers would constantly carry a few MI-O-NA tablets with them. Read this from a man 4 years old and then decide whether you prefer to suffer longer or not. "I am on my second box of MI-O-NA. I received relief after taking two doses. I feel like a different man. I am 64 years old and MI-O-NA is the best thing I ever used for stomach trouble." J. M. Burger, R. F. D. No. 3., Box 58, Wooster,, Ohio. Fifty cents for a large box of stomach tablets at L. H. Fihe's and druggists everywhere. Flashlight Photography Now is the time. We have all the materials. Booklet on Flashlight Portraiture Free. Ask for copy. W.H.Ross Drug Co. MUSIC ! OFFICE 2C4 N. D STREET.

when in London, never speaking to anybody but himself. Very often he talks with some of the girls he has wanted to marry, and at other times he talks with himself and then the

dialogue is always very melancholy. "Chislam Borrow is very, much to be pitied. Sir, for as you may welt Imagine these babbling memories are only a poor substitute for a wife who might have been his companion in his old age." Some time afterwards I left London without ever having seen . Chislam Borrow. PENGUINS. The Comical Way Thes QuMr Bird of tho Antarctio Act. "The resenablaoce of peng-iuas to humao beings is always noticed. says Lieutenant E. O. Shackleton in bis book. The Heart of the Antarctic." "This is partly due to the habit of walking erect. But there are truly a great many humnu traits about them. They are the clvtihted natives of tbese regions, and their civilization, if much simpler than ours, is in some respects higher and more worthy of the name." Of two of the photographs that appear in the book the following remarks are made: "An emperor penguin, meeting an emperor or men or dogs, bows gravely till his beak Is almost touching hi breast. Keeping his head bowed, he makes a long speech In a muttering manner, short sounds following in groups of four or five. Daring finished the speech, the head' Is kept bowed a few seconds for politeness sake. Then It is raised, and he describes with bis bill as large a circle as the points of his neck will allow. If you have not comprehended he tries again. Meantime his followers are apt to get Impatient. They are sure he Is acting Incorrectly. Then another male will waddle forward, elbow the first aside and repeat the ceremony. Both emperors and adelies move, when the surface is suitable, by tobogganing." Forethought. He If I were suddenly to lose all my money would you marry me just the same? She Not quite the same, dear. We should have to invite a few hundred more to bring os presents. Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. WANTED YOUR MACHINE AND REPAIR WORK BALLINGER A GIBBS MACHINISTS REAR 220 LINCOLN STREET Phone 3040 or 3158 ROGER BROS. 1847 Silver plated ware the kind that wears satisfactorily; we sell it. Call and see the line. HANER, the Jeweler 810 MAIN STREET HURRAY'S Week ot Sept. 18th COWLEY, DREW & Co. IN A Musical Holdup

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