Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 189, 17 May 1911 — Page 9

THE RICHMOND PALULDIU3I AXD STJN-TELEGRAM, WEDNESDAY, 31 AY' 17, 1911.

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Rates are For Your Comyenlemice list'op agencies , SOUTH O." MAIN Bruenlag Elckhorn, 13th And 8. & A. W. Bllckwedel. 8th and South F. Hcnrjr Rothert, 6th and South IL ." NORTH OF MAIN " ' Qulgley Drue Store, 821 North EL Child Son. 18th and North C Wm. Hleger. 14th and North O. ' John J. Oets, xoth and North 11. - CENTRAL Qolglsy Drug Store. 4tb and Main WKST RICHMOND John Futlcr, Richmond At, and North Wait rtrat St PAIR VIEW W. H. Schneider. 1093 Sheridan. RATES Ona cant per word 7 days for the Ptice of B days. We chare advertlsementa aent in by phone and collect after Ita Insertion. WANTED JORDAN, M' MAN US & HUNT FUNERAL DIRECTORS 1014 Main Phone 2175 WANTED Everybody suffering from riles, write for free trial of Positive rainless rile Cure. S. U. Tarney, Auburn, Indiana. For Bare at Quigley'a Drug Stores. 13-7t eod WANTED Three boys to work. Apply Knopf Floral Co. 17-3t WA"TEbYouOddJobicarpeiiteri lng plastering, painting. Sasser, Phone 4092.' 17-wed-sun-wed WANTED White woman to help with houaework in mornlnga. Wagea 20 cents an hour. Call 110 South 13th street. 17-lt WANTED An experienced coal tollcltor. II. C. Bullerdlck and Son, 629 South 8th street. 17-2t WANTED" Olrl . for general housework. , , German . preferred. 46 S. .13 street. . . 17-tf (WANTED Washings to do at 638 S. vH-n 17-2t - .. . repairing neatly . rrd, Cunnlngham'a L,a ttar. , Prices reasonable. ,16-7t WANTED Carpentering. First class Job guaranteed. Inquire 217 N. 13th ' atreet. 16-7t WANTED Washing. 322 Maple StT 16-2t

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' M1LTON 1NPMilton, Ind., May 17. Miss Cassle Turner was at Richmond yesterday. The veterans of Milton will generally try to attend the encampment at Richmond this week. Harry Borders visited Miss Minnie Marshall at Economy Sunday. Several here hive invitations to the commencement dance at Liberty on the evening of May 25. Mra. M. M. Callaway and daughter-in-law, Mrs. George Callaway of Cambridge City, called on Mrs. G. W. Callaway Monday evening. The Mothers' Day aervlcea at the Christian church Sunday school waa attended by about 100, and the collection waa $2.86. The program waa participated In by the entire school, and waa composed of readings, responses and music. - , Lycurgus Beeaon was at ConnersTill yesterday on business. Several here have invitations to the commencement dance at Cambridge City the evening of May 26. Will Ogmorn of Cambridge City, visited his sister, Mrs. W. II. Swope Sunday. - Jofcn raucett was at Dublin on busl(gees T tarday. , r.r " Day la near at hand. What la Milton doing? Joseph Clevenger was at Richmond bn business yesterday. Mr. and Mra. Oscar Kirlln. Mr. and Sfra. Charles Kirlln. Mr. and Mrs. Ross Cramer, Jasper Steele, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Dalley and family, Mr. and Mr. John Reed, were entertained at dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Omer Kirlln Bunday. Mrs. Charles Davis and Mrs. James Doddridge represented the Rebekah assembly at Indianapolis this week. Mlsa Miriam Parkina has returned from Pawnee, Ok la., where she taught the winter Just past. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Alva Faucctt, g ulna pound daughter, at their home gt Connarsvllto Thursday. Mlaa Loulae Mueller was home from Indianapolis to visit her father and sister. Charles an9 Miss Katherine Muelbt, this week. George Kimmel who has been In 111 health at hia home east of Milton, Is j Isrovlng and waa in town yesterday. loCl Fellows lodge of Milton at the grand lodge at Indianapolis this week. Ida Maude Ball who baa been rrfi9 at Pawnee. Okla haa return- , tJ t3MTb and will Bala her hots with

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the same. WANTED To buy good grocery delivery wagon. Phone H10. 16-tf WANTED Good home for child 4 years old. Will pay $3.00 per week board. Address "Y. Z." care Palladium. 16-3t WANTED Stock to pasture. Phone 5135-A. 14-7t WANTED A Rood experienced .auto assembler. Must have experience. Davis Carriage Co. 15-tf STALK I1ELP WANTED The belt Selling Vacuum Cleaner In America. Agents are making from $50.00 to $100.00 per week. - We want a representative In every town to handle the sale of the Golden' Rod . Vacuum Cleaner. To men who are capable of organizing and lnstruct- ' lng solicitors we have a very special Inducement Write today for particulars. The Hugro Manufacturing Co., Manhattan Building. Chicago, III. 14-7t WANTED Position as bookkeeper by young married man. 300 W. 3d and Main. 14-7t WANT ED White girl for general housework. Apply 221 N. 6th St. 12-7t WANTED Girl for general housework. Apply 221 N. 6th street. 12-6t WANTED To repair baby cabs, sharpen and clean lawn mowers, work called for and delivered. Picture framing? Brown & Darnell, 1022 Main 8t Phone 1930. SEE MOORE OGBORN for all kinds of Insurance, Bonds and Loans, Real Estate and Rentals. Room 16, L O. O. F. Bide feb20 tf WANTED Charles D. Shldeler. Real Estate, Fire Insurance, Loans. Rentana. Notary Public. 913 Main St. Phone 1814. lfi-tf MEN AND WOMEN It you want to work, sell guaranteed hosiery to wear. Big commission. Make $10 dally. Experience unnecessary. Address International " Mills, 3038 Chestnut, Phlla. 11-tf WANTED If you want money in place of your city property, go right to Porterfleld'a Real Estate office, Kelly Block. 8th and Main, 18-tf WANTED To store, your stoves for the season. W. F. Brown, 417 N. 8th. Phone 1778. 23-30t WANTED Four or five Barred Plymouth Rock hens must be pure strain and good layers. Address "F.. 7-tf WANTED Pin boys; must be sixteet. City Bowling Alley. 23-tf DODDO (22721) better known as the Clevenger horse and Willa Boy (61835) both Percherons. will make the season of 1911 at "Cherry Lane Farm," A. H. Fyle, Prep., 2 miles northeast of Richmond, Ind., on Mlddleboro Pike, R. R. 4. Phone 6147-C. 13-2mo. her mother, Mrs. Julia Ball, this summer. Mr. and Mrs. George Sowers and family of near Greensfork and Mr. and Mra. Luther Kimmel and daughter of Winchester, were entertained yesterday with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Kimmel, east of town. Mrs. G. A. Borders. Mrs. Elizabeth Kimmel, Mrs. DuGranrut, Mrs. O. Ferguson, Mrs. Willis Leverton, and others of the D. of R. local, attended the funceral of the late Mrs. Martin L. Bowmastcr at Cambridge City yesterday. The ladies of the M. E. church put a quilt in the frames at Mrs. J. B. Murley'a yesterday. Dr. and Mrs. Sweeney visited their son and wife. Mr. and Mrs. Will Sweeney at Cambridge City Monday afternoon. Mrs. G. W. Callaway who fell and la seriously hurt does not Improve much. 8he Is a great sufferer. Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Beeson, Mrs. Lycurgus Bceson and Mrs. Hiram Crook attended the funeral of the late Mrs. Martin L. Bowmaster at Cambridge City yesterday. Miss Grace Doddy was at Cambridge City visiting yesterday. Mrs. George Baker, west of town is reported on the sick list Mr. and Mrs. Harry Manlove attended the funeral of the late Mrs. Bowmaster at Cambridge City yesterday. Mrs. Edward Beeson was at Connersville Monday afternoon. Mrs. Oran Bragg Is suffering from quinsy. Members of the I. O. O. F. attended the funeral of Mrs. Bowmaster at Cambridge City yesterday. Mrs. Wlke attended the funeral of her niece, Mrs. Bowmaster yesterday. EATON, OHIO. Eaton, O., Mar 17. C. . L'nger was a Richmond visitor Monday. Sheriff W. S. Boner will spend Thursday in Hamilton. Roy Robeson of Dayton visited local relatives Monday. Mrs. Silas Laird of Greenville and daughter, Mrs. Jessie Winans of Chicago, spent Tuesday with Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Jones. The members of the Research Bible class of St Paul Methodist Episcopal church were pleasantly entertained Monday evening by Mr. and Mrs. J. Ed Toung at their home on West High street William Dlllman has been taken to

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WANT AD LETTER LAST The following, are replies to Palladium Want Ads. received at this office. Advertisers will confer a great favor by calling for mail in answer to their ads. Mall at this office up to 12 noon today as follows: M. M. ....... 2 Farm Rental 1 Y. Z. Auto 1 . .. . FOR SALE Modern 6 room bouse, furnace, bath, gas, electric light, both kinds of water, large lot $2,200. Owner. 1031 S. 8th sun-wed-sa? per cent, profit Make $10 dally. Full or part tines. Beginners investigate. Strong Knit. Box 403. West Philade'.ph'a. Pa. 11-tf WANTED Piano pupils by a former student of the music department at Earituim College. Terms reasonable. Phone 1874 or call at 1417 North C street 6-tf FOR SALE FOR SALE Second hand rubber tire surrey. Meyers and Parks. 17-2t FOR SALE Three-year-old registered driving horse. Call' 517 S. 12th street after 6 o'clock, evening. 17-3t FOR SALE A lot in Earlham Heights. Call phone 3199. 17-7t A FUMTGATOR Sure cure for gaps in poultry. Manufactured by Geo. H. Lane, 715 N. B street, Richmond, Indiana. Phone 1834. Mail orders promptly filled. 16-7t FOR SALE ..ice extension table and velvet carpet Cheap if sold at once. 310 N. 15th street. 16-3t FOR SALE a-passenger Buick; . two cylinder; run one season; new tires. Also Keith Credit System one hundred book, five hundred pads. C. T. Wiley, Adrar. 804 North H. 16-7t FOR SALE Kitchen cupboard, 506 S. B street 16-3t FOR SALE New phaeton. Phone 16-7t 3706. FOR SALE Practically new model Ford touring car. Address "Auto" care Palladium. 15-3t FOR SALE Large gas range, suita- ; ble for restaurant or large family. Richmond Country Club. 15-3t FOR SALE 10 year old, 1200 lbs., work horse. Call at cor. 17 and N. F St. 14-7t FOR SALE Or trade for a smaller automobile, a 5-passenger automobile. Call 416 North 18th or phone 1317. 12-7t FOR SALE Barred Rock baby chicks. 25 for $2.00. until Wednesday night 325 S. W. 1st street 9-tf Christ hospital, Cincinnati, to receive treatment for kidney trouble. Mr. and Mrs. Ed L. Walker are spending a few daya in Chicago. Charged with threatening his family. It having been claimed that he drove his wife and daughters from their home at the point of a pitchfork, Cornelius Crowell was arrested by Marshal A. C. Blunting and given a hearing Tuesday before Mayor D. J. Miller. He was taken into custody Sunday, since which Ume he has been confined In the city calaboose. Crowell was up two or three weeks ago on a charge of public intoxication. Believing that he was Otis Hurley, a horse thief badly wanted by Dayton authorities, Sheriff W. S. Boner apprehended a tramp west of Eaton Monday. After satisfying himself that the man was not Hurley,N Boner released him. The man gave the name of Henry Kleal, and Kokomo, Ind., as his home. His horse becoming frightened when the air was released from a cut of passing freight care, John B. Runyon was thrown from a wagon Monday afternoon at the Barron street Panhandle crossing, but fortunately escaped serious injury, although he received several bruises. When the horse waa released from the wagon the ran about three squares. The wagon was badly damaged. " - George Pickering has returned from Greenfield, where he enjoyed a short visit with relatives and friends. BOSTON, IND. Boston, Ind., May 17. Mothers' Day was observed Sunday at the Christian church. The service was very Interesting and impressive. Rev. Hannah Stanley delivered the principal address. She was assisted by the Rev. Jones. Rev. Humble and Rev. Frankle Keys. The solos by Frankle Keys and Z. H. Stanley were well received. Mrs. Mary Rife wishes in this way to express her thanks to those who worked so faithfully to save her home from fire last Wednesday. She voices the sentiment from the entire town. But for the timely response and faithful work of the surrounding neighborhood, several other homes would now be in ashes. . The citizens of this town should organize some sort of fire protection and do so at once. We are entirely helpless In case of a fire.- This matter has been delayed too long. With the present arrangement, if a building once catches fire it is sure to be entirely destroyed. 3. C. Pyle is removing the rubbish from where hia house burned and whl begin building at once. A pleasant surprise waa gi

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FOR SALE Good No. 6 Remington typewriter In fine condition, cheap. Phone No. 1674. ll-7t FOR SALE A four-cylinder Ford runabout. Good condition. Call 3166. 6-t FOR SALE To seated steel tired surrey in good condition. Call at 153 Richmond ave., or Phone 3276. 19-tf FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Richmond property a spec ialty. Porterheld, Kelly Blk.t 8th and Main. tf On To Richmond Lots, Lands and all kinds of REAL ESTATE for sale at the J. E. M. .. AGENCY Over 6 North Seventh Street, Richmond. Those seeking lands will do well to call and see what is offered in the way of improved farms, traction site locations, and truck or poultry patches. We do a general insurance business. Fire. Life, Liability, Live Stock, Plate Glass, Automobile Fire, Automobile Liability, Accident and Health, Burglary, Fidelity. We represent strictly first companies in all of our lines. class When you buy insurance . get the best. It costs no more than inferior grades. We also do a general Real Estate, Mortgage Loan and Rental business.' WM. H. BRADBURY & SON Rooms 1 and 3 Westcott Block, Richmond Ind. Phone 1956 FOR SALE We have farms located convenient to the city. - City property at all prices and locations. Building lots that are fine. Plenty of good land. Oler & Howes, Westcott Block. Mrs. Anna Overholser Sunday, it being her birthday. About '75 people with well filled baskets appeared at her home to spend the day with ber and wish her many returns of the day. - Nevt Saturday and Sunday will be quarterly meeting at the Methodist church. There will be preaching on Sunday morning at 11 o'clock by the district superintendent All are invited to attend. Miss Nellie Boyce of Richmond, spent Sunday in town the guest of Mr. and Mrs. William Overholser. Stanley Beard spent Saturday and Sunday at home; CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND. Cambridge City, Ind., May 17. Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Crogsley and daughter, Mrs. May Thorntpn, visited relatives in Hagerstown, Tuesday. Harry Bond is adding to his already convenient house by the removal ; of several partitions on the lower floor. Mrs. Amelia Austill was resting comfortably yesterday and was able to take nourishment. 11 . Miss Helen Ferguson, of Indianapolis, is a visitor in the home of her uncle. Raymond Ferguson and family. The Sol Meredith Post will go in a body to the Encampment at Richmond. Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of this week. . The post takes with them the ailk flag which they claim Is the prettiest in Indiana. They also take the banner, which bears the inscription "Cambridge City Banner, No.,179." The Relief Corps will be represented by Mrs. Wesley Cornell, delegate, Mrs. Caleb Lester, alternate, Mrs. W. F. Medsker, Mrs. George Robey, Mrs. Fred Storch. Mrs. Alvin Hormel of this City and Mrs. I. N. Locke of Milton. Miss Alice McCaffrey of Indianapolis, was the guest of her uncle, Harry Bond, and family, Sunday. Prof. J. W. Bowden was called to Nashville, Tuesday by the death of hia mother, Mrs. Eliza Wilson. , Mrs. Beulah Parker Eckert, a lyric soprano . singer, of Indianapolis, accompanied by her husband," George Eckert, pianist will give a concert In the I. O. O. F. hall of Dublin. Saturday evening at the nominal prices of fifteen cents for adults, and ten for children. Mr. and Mrs. Eckert are known to Cambridge City people, having given a most pleasing presentation of Shakespeare's "As You Like If under the auspicea of the Helen Hunt club the past summer. Cambridge City . is soon to have a new electric light plant with a capacity of two hundred and fifty horsepower. , - . . : i

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FOR SALE Fine building lot on S. W. Third street. Cement walks and sewer., all in. Must sell quick. 5 rooms and bath, all modern house in good location. Price $1,800. John E. Peltz, 626 Main street Phone 1332. v 17-3t FOR SALE Well located rental property, .pays 14 per cent on Investment; & bargain. Address Rental, care Palladium. 30-tf FOR SALE Moaern ten-room brick residence. 300 3. 13th atreet Phone 1288. or 2147. - V t 2-tf SEE MORGAN, for Real Estate In all ltl phases and local Information offici Sth and North E Sts. 16-tf i FOR SALE Six room tious with bath, furnace and elfctric light. $2,300.00. Phone 1522. I . 17-tf FOR SALE Modern .hope, steam heat, fine bath, cak mlsh with quartered floors, basemt toilet In cellar, good location, fist barn, ce ment floors, electric liift and water In barn, also new dble house, modern on both sides! Good investment Must be sop, leaving town. Phone 125S. f 1-tl FOR SALE Small, well iH prove! su- ' burban premises; well Suited, good bouse and barn; othei buildings; an ideal little home forfthe retired farmer ,or city man seeking a suburban home. Price $4,000. Apply to the J. E. M. Agency, over 6 North 3eventh street f sept lt-f FOR SALE A double house, modern, Best location in city,? both sides rented. Nets present wner 10 per cent. Call phone 3S4S or address H. D. B., care Palladim. 28-tf FOR RENT FOR RENT Four room v. flats. Apply 520 North 19th. 17-lt FOR RENT 2 large rooms and board. 403 National Avenue. 16-7t FOR RENT Two furnished rooms for light housekeeping. Light, heat and water. Inquire 410 N. 11th street. - - 4 13-tf FOR RENT 5-room , flat electric light and bath. Cor. 1st street and Richmond avenue. ; See A. W. I See Gregg, Hoosier Store 11-tf

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Miss Grace Mills entertained the members of her Sunday school class of the Presbyterian church at her home on Mulberry street last Saturday afternoon. Eleven children composed the company. The time was happily spent with- games and contests. y Refreshments of ice cream and cake were served while violets were given as favors. In the company were Melltte and Maud Guichard, Mildred Carpenter, Pauline Morris, Isabel Gough, Pauline Tilman; Robert Dill, Francis Ogborn. Raymond Stonecipber, Chas. Morris and Walter Wagar, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Lalley and Joseph Lafever of Crawfordsville, , are spending a few days with Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lafever an4 attending the encampment at Richmond, ', Mr. and Mrs. Charles Kimmel joined the Maxwell people of New Castle, Sunday, in their second annual run, which was made from New Castle to Muncie, thence to Anderson and Pendleton, and back to New Castle, a distance of seventy-five miles.' A picnic dinner was enjoyed at Mound's Park near Anderson, and a tour was also made of Muncie. .V s . Frank Garthwaite arv.d;! daughter, Frances of Indianapolis, Mrs. Eliza Garthwaite of Dublin and Mrs. Elizabeth Shuttleworth and daughters, the Misses Margaret and Ella, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Homer. Kimmer, at dinner, Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Squire Cornthwaite visited the former's sister, Mrs. Mollie Kimmel of Centerville, the first of the week. ..-; Rev. E. H. Shuey of Decatur, 111., greeted old friends in Cambridge City and visited his niece, r Mra C A. C. Howren of Dublin, Monday. Rev. Shuey was enroute home from Pennsylvania where he had been in Jtttendance at the Missionary Board MAtlrig. No matter how particular you may be, our, Candies, Ice Cream and fountain drinks will please you. We have the most pleasant plsce iri trie city to while away, year leisure moments and our service is unexcelled. The Greek Candy Store. rf , Each page of the Constitution and of the Declaration of Independence is hermetically sealed between two panes of glas bound in frames of oak. Secretary Knox is having made, to hold these precious documents of the fathers, a new safe, proof against fire, water, am? and Bght. - : " ;

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word. 7 days for the FOR RENT Modern 3-room flat furnished for light housekeeping. 105 N. 4th street 6-tt FOR RENT Modern room, suitable for two gents. Call at 14 N. 9th St 15-tf BUSINESS CLASSIFIED U PHO LST E Rl N G AN D AW NINGS AWNINGS! AWNINGS! AWNINGS! . " Order now. so that they may be installed before the rush season. J. H. Russell. Phone 1793. .16 S. 7th street lSmon-wed-frl-3wks MERCHANTS DELIVERY Chris Wessel. Phone 11S8. Headquar ters, B. & O. Ice Cream factory. . - .. l7-3t W. J. HI ATT No. 11, Over Western Union. Cor 9th and Main. Give es pecial attention to rental of property. Have a good line of farms and city property for sale. See him be fore you buy., Phone 2277 wed-sat-sun PIANO TUNING D. E. Roberts, pia no tuner and repairer. Fourteen years experience. Eight years in factory. Phone 3684. 1818 Main. 2-tf STORAGE. Don't forget Atkinson and his fire proof building when you want to store furniture. Phone 1945. 4th and Main street june 18-tf FIRE INSURANCE and lnsuranco of all kinds. Loans, Rentals, Notary Public and Real Estate. Chas. D. Shldeler, 913 Main. Phone 1814. 15-tf REAL ESTATE EXCHANGED A. M. Roberts, 221 S. B St., Phone 1320. 5-tf LOST LOST Red back vest-pocket price book. Return to F. Johnes, McConaha Co. tf LOST Diamond bar pin. Liberal reward. Return to Palladium office. 21-tf LOST Gold brooch or chataline pin, in city Saturday afternoon. Reward if returned to Mrs. Mark King, 300 N. 19th street ' 16-2t LOST North of Centerville, white bead purse containing small purse and silver. Phone 1861. Reward. 17-2t CORE OF THE EARTH. On of th Enigmas of Nature That 8eines Cannot Selvs. Human being know only a mere skin of the surface of the earth, not more than thirty miles deep, while the globe is 8.000 miles la diameter. There Is probably no oxygen at all below thirty miles, and it la difficult to guess what are the elements within. Probably the heaviest elements form a dense core near the center. It is In some respects astonishing, most alarming, that we are so completely devoid of any direct knowledge of the constituents of the vast mass of globe beneath us and really only know the merest film. - A skin or membrane one-twentieth of an Inch in thickness (the .thickness of kid or brown paper) spread over a ball a little more than a foot in diameter representa the proportion between the the known crust of the earth thirty miles thick and the great globe itself. We are dependent on inference and speculation 4br our notions as $o the constitution of all that Is beneath the mere skin of thirty miles thickness on the globe's surface! Even what Is thrown up by the biggest .volcanoes does not come from below this depth or tell us what lies hidden there. Exchange. ' The Happy Fasaily Circle. Father and mother, sisters and brothers, sooa tet to know one another's intimate affairs, sad the little bowel and liver disturbance soon become household comment. It is wU to remember that in constipation and indigestion, and other troables of the stomach. liver and bowels a quick core can be bad by the use of Or. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. Take it tonight end yon will feel perfectly well in the morning. Price only SO cents and II at druggist. WANTED Tool, Die, Model, General Machine Repair Work and Cast Iron Brazing. BALLINGER & GIBBS 4 REAR 220 LINCOLN STREET Phone 3040 or 3158 Use Queen Ready Mixed PAINT, $1.75 per Gal. Old Reliable Paint Co. H. C. SHAW, Mgr. 10 eV 12 8. 7thv Phone 2230 Burpee's Ford Hook Lawn Grass Seed AT HADLEVS GROCERY 1035 Main 8L

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Hia Schema Succeeded ? Even , Theog ' It Did Upset th Pamtly. An excited man rushed into the oft (See of a banker with his mouth fulV of words. "Say. he paused, "you remember well enough that 1 was in here for two hours this morning, dont you mebbe two and a half, but two anyhow?" The banker nodded that he recalled that fact "Uh. hub.' went on the excited man, slightly relieved. aod those two hours or more included the hour, between 10 and 11 o'clock, didn't thejt You r; member that, don't you? , "Ah. Iam glad you remember. Now, If my wife calls up and asks you if I was here right in sight every minute of the time from 10 to 11 you could tell her so truthfully enough, couldn't you? Good! What do you think? You know that fellow Smith that Uvea right next door to us? Always seem ed like a nice fellow, but what do you s'pose be did this morning? On bis way by the house he tells my wife' that I've just been arrested for Insulting a woman down on the public square about 10:30 and that I then got Into a fight wltb her husband, who mnnaged to punch my face for me before the police got there. "Smith thought Ifd be a great Joke. I s' pose. Yeh. Funny one. wasn't It? And now my wife called me up and won't believe there wasn't anything to.it. Says the reports may hare been exaggerated, but surely something. I must have happened. Gee! I'm glad. you re able to prove an aunt ior me. Well. I must get along. This thins upset me so that I've .bad to let my work Just sort of slide.. The banker waited for the wife to call him up, Inteadtng to do everything In his power for the acquittal of his friend. In about three-quarters of an hour the friend came rushing In again. This time he was smiling and was less excited. It's all right." be said. "Here, bow tt all happened. My wife had an awful spell of hiccoughing and ran over to the Smiths te see If they knew any way to stop It. Smith had heard. that sudden fear or sudden consternation would atop It so he faked up the' story about me insulting the woman. His scheme worked, except my wife wouldn't believe him at first when he told her that he'd lust said tt to stop hiccoughs. EvtrstHnf is an right now, though. SurJtV terribly sorry about it but he meant wen euough." Why He Laugh!.' . . Miss Mattie belonged to the eld south, and she - was entertaining av gueat of elstlsffilloa. On the morniag. following his arrival she tola TUlle, the little colored maid, to take w .pitcher of fresh water to Mr. Firmaa's'raem aad to aay that-' Miss Mattie sent him her compliments' and that if he wanted a bath the bathroom was at his service. When mie rerorsed she said: ' I tol' him. lttsa Mattie. es bei laughed Ot Tria hlsself." "Why lid fee'laugh.niUer; l dunaes rWhat did yosXeUrBlmr jua want yea wr nw u. TUHe. tell me exactly what yW said. "I banged de doah. and I said, tirJ Firman. Mies Mattie sends you her' lub, and she says, "Now you can gst up and wash yo'self.' " LippiBCOtfs The Chesapeake & Ohio IUilway of Indiana TIME OF TRAINS AT RICHMOND Leave Dally Arrive 11:16a. m.... Chicago ...f 8:66a.m. t 7:67 p.m.... Chicago ... 4: IS p. a. 8:66a.m... Cincinnati ..11:16a.m. 4:16 p.m... Cincinnati .. 7:67p.ra.: " Buffet Parlor Ca. f Sleeping Car. Trains stop at principal way stations. (Subject to change without notice) ' 31 Terre Haute, Islianapcils & Ecstera Trcctlcs Co. ? 1 Easterm gMvtsisjai : Trains leave Richmond for Iadlasi apolla and Intermediate stations si 6:00 A. M.; -7:25; 1:00: :; 10:00: 11:00; 12:00; 1:00; 2:26: 1:00; 4:00: S:25; 6:00; 7:80; S:40; t:00; !;; U:lftY ... Limited Trains. ' Last Car to Indlanaoolls. 8:40 P. It Last Car to New Castle. 18:00 P. WL Trains connect at Indianapolis for ' Lafayette. Frankfort. Crawfordsville. Terre Haute, Clinton, Sullivan. MarTickets sold through. FARU LANDS FOR SALE AT PANIC PRICES. APPLY TO Jno. D. Moseley SELMA, ALA. P. O. BOX 32. fmm Suede Purses and Leather Bags in all colors and ell styles from 50c up. r "Leather Goods of Quality." Iter's IkroessStcre 827 MAD! ST. phone: 1011