Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 151, 9 April 1911 — Page 7

THE RICIDIOND PALLADIU3I AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SUNDAY APRIL 9, 1911

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WANTED JORDAN, M'MANUS &. HUNT FUNERAL DIRECTORS 1014 Main Phone 2175 MtESrt .MA KINO H 1 7 South C. S-2t Wan n: i -Eneregctlc business wom an, prepossessing appearance, learned expert, modlstlc corset ry. Dig monr-y to right party. Address K. Jl , care I'ulludlum. WANTED TO TRADE Pretty suburhan homo for city property. House nan electric lights, city water, huth, Kan, nl o barn and chicken house and run. with nearly 3 acres of level good second bottom ground for fruit and garden. No high taxcH. but within 15 squares of Kth and Main. Write me what you have to trade and location and I will call and tell you about thin home. Address Trade." caro Palladium. 9-It XVANT ED"fcw middle need gentlemen with pood refercncei to cover Klchmond, Hugerstown, Whitewater, Lynn, Muncle, I'nlon City, Winchester, Connersville, Middletown and Furmland. All Hummer's Job. $2.75 per day. Commence now. Ulen Itrothers, Rochester, N. Y. 9-3t IAUENT8 Both sexes; "get tho money" distributing the Wonderful Dust Absorbent Cloth. Nothing better for furniture, bric-a-brac, silk, velvet, broadcloth, hats, hardwood floors, cut glass, metal, leather, etc. A wonderful new invention creates Make easily $10 a day sure we show you how. Send for free particulars describlnK this wonderful article. Or, better still, send 10c for agents outfit including a 25c Dust Absorbent cloth, and get busy. Act quick-good territory going fast. Needlt Company, Dept. 9, Cincinnati, O. WANTKD Kverybody suffering from piles, go to Qulgley's drug store for S. U. Tarney'a Positive Painless Pile Cure. Pest on Earth. 7t cod WANTKD A competent girl to cook and do general house work for family of two. Call between 6 and 7 In evening, 46 S. 19th. X-tf FI.OOU SHINE Dustless mops; cleans, polishes floors; season just beginning. Sesure territory, Hayden Mfg. Co., Toledo. Ohio.- 7-t WANTKD Position as bookkeeper or stenosraplier, by experienced lady. Address "Position," care Palladium. -it WANTKD White girl at 227 N. 10th. 7-tt WANT KiTFour or five I tluTcdP7ymouth Uock hens must bo pure strain and gd layers. Address "P.." 7-tt WANTED Pin Doys; must bo sixteen. City Bowling Alley. 23-tf WANTKD Situation as companion for elderly couple or single lady, or nurse. Address "J. F." care Palladium. N2t WANTKD To repair baby cabs, sharpen and clean lawn mowers, work called for and delivered. Picture framing. Drown & Darnell. 1022 Main St. Phone 1930. WOMEN Sell guaranteed nose, IT) per cent, profit. .Make $10 daily. Full or part tlnn. Beginners Investigate. Strong Knit, Box 40M. West Philadelphia, Pa. 11-tf 8EGMOORI5 & OGDORN for all klnda of Insurance, Bonds and Loans, Real Estate and Rentals. Room lfl. L O. O. F. Bldg. feb20tf WANTED If you want money in place of your city property, go right to Porterfleld's Real Estate office, Kelly Block, 8th and Main. lS-tf WANTED To repair your baby cabs furniture, bicycles and all kinds of repair work. Wo also do picture framing. Brown & Darnell, 1022 Main. Fbono 1936. IS tf WANTED Charles D. Bhldcler. Real Estate, Fire Insurance, Loans, Rentans. Notary Public. 913 Main St. Thone 1814. 1GU 110 VACATION FOR CHIEFJVECUTIVE President Taft Decides His Duties Require Presence at Capital. BY SIDNEY ESPY. Washington. D. C. April 8. Pres. Taft has banished all thought of a summer vacation, and his friends say he will at irk It out In Washington as long aa congress fcela that It should remain In session. When he called the extra scHtdon to pass upon the Canadian reciprocity measure, ho was aware that the Democrats, with control In the house, would not be content to go Into the Canadian reciprocity measure :.Une, when the people are demanding tariff reform. Washington in the summer months la anything but nu Ideal vacation city. Congressmen know this as well as government officials. In the hot days of July and August the asphalt on the triet is soft and readily takes the Impression of the feet of all who walk ever It. President Taft being a rathi't 'tkb nrraon la not fond of hot

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WANTKD Male stenographer; call at Palladium office. MKN A Sir WO M E Nl Hu' aliTto work, tell guaranteed hosiery to wear. Big commission. Make $10 daily. Experience unnecessary Address International Mills, 301U Chestnut. Phtla. 11-tf WA NTEI) To store our ttoves fo r tho season. W. F. Brown, 417 N. Mh. Phone IT'S. 2-j-uQt WANTED I'iauo pupils by a former student cf the music department at Harihum College. Terms reasonable. Phone 1874 or call it 1417 North C street. 5-tf W A NTKD Sal es'me n ca 11 inn "on dealers and manufacturers to carry good paying sideline. Pocket samples. Swlf. Paint Co., Cleveland, Ohio. W A N T T lie relafives of Wm. eeson to write to B. F. Theikoff. Giltedge, Mont., Fergus Co. Property left for heirs. 9-7t. IF YOU WANT painting, papering, frichcoat and floor varnishing call nt fo State Si. W A NT K I ) Sa les ma n" f orproh i hi t ion drinks. Liberal commission, weekly drawing account. Exclusive territory. Give reference. Address Manager No. 201 Granite Bldg.. St. Louis. Mo. 9-16-23-30 WAN T E I Position as grocery clerk by married man; 10 years experience. Best of reference. Address Chas.lurhin, 107 West Fairview, Hamilton. O. 9-3t WANTKD Boy!niust"bei 6! Apply Richmond regulators. Starr- Piano Co. 9-2t WANTED Lace curtains to launder; 25c per pair. Also sewing done reasonable. 323 S. W. 1st St. 9-2t WANTED Boy at Starr Piano Co. W. Krk. 9-2t FOR SALE FOR SALE New Standard typewriters for $.10 on payments. Guaranteed. See W. G. McVay, No. 16 I. O. O. F. Bldg. S-2t FOR SALE Counters, trunks, tele, scopes, suit cases, carriage, buggy and harness. 206 North 9th street. 1-4 t FOR SALE 2 rigs and set of harness. 425 S. 5th. 7-4t FOR SALE Bee keepers supplies, hives, smokers, honey sections, brood frames Iso. 300 South West Third street. M. II. Wolfer. -"t FOR SALE Ready mated pens of prize winning Buff Orpingtons and single-comb Buff Leghorns. Also eggs for setting from same. 325 South West 1st street. 9-5t FOR SALE Ladies bicycle, 8th St. N. Ft) It SALE Eggs for setting. S. C. Black Mlnorcas, Northrup strain. 217 South C. 9-7t FOR SALE The best farm, truck and fruit proposition in the state of Texas. 50.000 acres in East Coast Country. All alluvial river bottom land, 0 miles from gulf, ideal climate, ideal rainfall, Ideal soil, ideal crops, ideal markets; price extremely low. Is being taken up very rapidly. Home seekers excursion direct to land on Tuesday. April 18th. Come join us. F. C. Friedgen, 224 N. 8th street. FOR SALE Good road cart. Evereth Schneller, 300 South 4th. 6-7t FOR SALE Eggs and stock; prlzewinnlng white Plymouth Rocks. C. Siders. 103 Chestnut. 9-7t FOR SALE CHEAP One set Victor floor scales, show cases, two hardwood doors, two pine doors, frames, etc., for office inclosure. 1 pair heavy store doors, 100 feet inclosed counters, 1 machinist's tool chest. Richmond Brokerage Co., 214 Fort Wayne Avenue. Phone 1249. 14-tues-thurs-sun 3wks FOR 8 ALE- Good seven room nousu on South 14th street Good location. Price $2,700. Fine 80 acres of good land, well located $9,000. We have a large list of farms and city property for sale. Dye and Price. truds-sun places. He had made all arrangements to spend the summer this year agHin at Beverly. Mrs. Taft will go to Beverly early in June. Should congress decide to do nothing but pass the Canadian pact, the president will be ready to go with her. If the Democrats in the house decide to hold on all summer, the president will stick to the White House and keep his eye on legislation. Long Summer Grind. Democratic leaders are declaring that an all summer session of congress is inevitable. They point out that they were given control of the house by the jeople. who demand a change in the high cost of living, laid to the door of the Payne-Aldrich tariff law. They feel that they must not shirk their duty because Washington is hot in summer, and they say they will have to stay here and do what they can to change the obnoxious schedules of the present tariff law. Although the senate may remain inactive, it cannot adjourn without the consent of the house, a unanimous agreement as to adjournment being necessary. The house can therefore go ahead with its tariff revision, doing its share of the work, and leaving the country to fix the blame should the senate kill all attempts to revise any of the schedules. Under the terms of the constitution neither house, without the consent of the other, can ad

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REMEMBER The Jo Eo Mo Agency offers the best of FARMS for a buyer's investment. Farms in Wayne, Randolph, Darke, Preble, Franklin and Decatur Counties, well located, and bargains at prices quoted: SO acres with improvements $ 3,200 90 acres with improvements 100 acres with improvements 126 acres with improvements 130 acres with improvements 160 acres with improvements 160 acres with improvements 160 acres with improvements 160 acres with improvements 230 acres with improvements, 15.000 15,000 7.500 13,000 16,000 16,000 14.000 12,800 13,800 The above are money makers to the investor. SEE THE J. Eo M. AGENCY Over 6 North Seventh St., Richmond, Ind. For Trade A good stock and grain farm of 267 acres in Crawford county, Indiana; on good pike, has fine orchard, good improvements, 33 miles from Louisville, Ky. Call or address John Eo Peltz 626 MAIN ST. Phone 1332. SEE MORGAN for Real Estate In all Its phases and local Information office. 8th and North E Sta. 16-tt FOR SALE Buff Orphington eggs ,f or setting from prize winner J. W. Rethmeyer, 355 Richmond avenue. tues-fri-sun aprl6 FOR SALE Six room house wits bath, furnace and electric light, $2,300.00. Phcae 1522. 17-tf dealing with woolen, cotton, farming machinery, and metal schedules, facts and figures concerning which have been gathered by the tariff board. He will also renew his request that a permanent tariff commission be created. The present board has enough funds to carry ir along for a year, but its composition is not stable enough to please the president. It was created by a resolution of congress, and now the president wants definite legislation dealing with the personnel of the commission, salaries of the commissioners, their clerical aidfes. and a congressional definition of the commissioners' powers. Should there be a radical revision of the tariff, and a consequent reduction of the customs receipts, it is said on good authority, that the president may send another special message to congress, urging the enactment of an income tax law. The president favors such a law. It is pointed out that an income tax would bring in a revenue to the federal government of not less than $200,000,000 and possibly $300,000,000 annually. The Democrats want such a law. Mr. Taft when campaigning for the presidency, declared his belief in the necessity for an income tax law. It is the understanding that the democratic leaders in the house would like to so maneuver that it will be necessary for the president to make such a recommendation. The Democrats according to their leaders,

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FOR SALE tiUxSH new camera. 23. N. 9th street. 4-7t FOR SALE An elegant home. North 21st; 3 fine residences South t'th; L' good properties. W. Pearl; new home, built 1010. Kinsey; double frame house on 10th; 2 double frame houses, Richmond avenue. We have a fine quality of sand for building purposes. Oler & Howes. Westcott Block. FOR SALE Small, well Improved suburban premises; well fruited, good house and barn; other outbuildings; an !d?al little home for the retired farmer, or city man seeking a suburban home. Price $4,000. Apply to Tho J. E. M. Agency, over 6 North Seventh s'reet. sept J-tf FOR SALE Good farm mare. Will trade for fresh cow. Phone 174S. Call 601 North 12th. S-7t FOR SALE Modern 6 room house, furnace, bath, gas, electric light, both kinds of water, large lot. $2,200. Owner, 1031 S. 8th sun-wed-sat FOR RENT FOR RENT 2 room flat, furnished complete for housekeeping, in rear, 46 South 11th street. 9-tf FOR RENT Modern 6 room flat; central, bath and steam heat. Apply to Bradbury & Son, Westcott Mlock. sun-tue FOR RENT Modern 6 room fiat, central, bath and steam heat. Apply to Bradbury & Son, Westcott Block. sun-tu FOR RENT House, nicely located, modern, to parties who will board owners. "S. U." Care Palladium. 8-2t FOR RENT One large store room 193 Ft. Wayne avenue. 7-7t FOR RENT Storage room, central location. Phone 1956. 6-7t FOR RENT Furnished flats for housekeeping. 415 Main 6-7t FOR RENT A new seven room modern home, 105 West Pearl; best location. Phone 2477, 204 South 12th street. 25-tues-thurs-sat-sun-tf FOR RENT Best location for grocery business in town, cor S. 5th and A, next to market house. See A. W. Gregg. Hoosier store. 5-tf FOR RENT Modern flat, furnished for light housekeeping. 105 North 4th street. -tf FOR RENT Furnished house in good condition. Both kinds of water, electric light in kitchen, at 615 North 13th. Inquire Mrs. Snediker, 601 N. 13th. 5-7t FOR RENT 2 acres of rich soil, within city limits. Phone 4164.4-tf FOR RENT Large barn, cement floor, large mow, suitable for storage. Tel. 1258. FOR- RENT Modern room, suitable for two gents. Call at 11 N. 9th St. 15-tf

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Office, 257 Fort Wayne Ave. would like to see the customs receipts fall off, and thus compel the president to put up the income tax proposition to congress. Its passage by the house would be assured. It is doubtful if these senators who are opposed to it could stem the tide in the upper body, and prevent its enactment into law. President Taft, his friends say, will welcome a condition that would result in an income tax provision going on the statute books. He favored the corporation tax law, and his prediction that the supreme court would uphold its constitutionality has been borne out. An income tax law- would make the president, it is said, intensely popular with the masses, but not so with wealthy people, who would be compelled to share their incomes with the federal government. Expenses of the national government are on the increase, and despite efforts to hold them down, congress each year adds more to the hundreds of millions of dollars necassary to maintain the federal institution. If the customs receipts, through the lowering of tariff duties, should fall off, an income tax law, to the political leaders, seems the only solution. For Sale Seed Corn, Richmond Roller Mills. Phone 2019. mar 23 -cod -St

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BUSINESS CLASSIFIED AWNINGS. Tents and screens. Awnings, tent3 and screen windows made to order aud repaired. T. II. Thome, 209 Peai! street. Phones 2705-o2t". STORAGE. Don't forget Atkinson and hl3 tireproof building when you want to store furniture. Phon 1945. 4th and Main street. JuneJS-tt LOST LOST Ladies' gold. double faced watch with initians "S. M. C." Mrs. Walter Commons. Centerville. Indiana. 8-2t LOST Belt Pin. Call 3059. vS-5t LOST Pearl handled, foorb3aded knife. Pearl on one side broken. Return to Palladium. Reward, tf LOST Small brown dog with white neck, answers to the name of "Toodles." Liberal reward. Phone 2566. 17-tf LOST Small key on wire ring. Lave at Palladium office. 8-tf LOST A small Scotch collie. Answers to the name of Lottie. Phone 3630. Reward. , 2-tf MISCELLANEOUS 1 WILL START YOU in the mirror business; best paying trade of today; famous French method; home work; spare time; no capital; $12 daily; let me prove it; free particulars. Corey, Dept. 160, Omaha, Nebr. IF YOU are going to leave town let me sell your real estate, furniture, live stock, merchandise. I have the buyers; give everybody a chance. Phone me 79 B, Centerville. I will come to see you if home. A. O. Dering, auctioneer, Centerville, Ind. 9-7t UPHOLSTERING, Repairing and Refinishing of all kinds; carpets altered, scoured and laid. W. B. Thome, 1607 Main. Phone 2705. mar 7-tf THE INTERMEDIATE ACCIDENT ASSURANCE CO., of Evansville, Indiana, wants good live hustler to represent them in Wayne county. Exceptional contract for right man to sell Commercial and monthly policies. Address T. E. Frucnte, Agency Director, Evansville, Indiana. l-14t REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE A. M. Roberts, 221 S. B Street, Richmond, Ind. Phone 1320. ' 23-tf FIRE INSURANCE and Insurance of all kinds. Loans, Rentals, Notary Public and Real Estate. Chas. D. Shideler, 913 Main. Phone 1814. 15-tf Marking the Way. "It took that racing automobile twenty minutes to pass this house." '"Impossible."' "Fact. I could hear it ten minutes before It got here, and I could smell it ten minutes after it passed." Toledo Blade. RICHMOND, IND. FIRST TO FIRE TO BE HAVAniCTORS This Is Verdict of Officers Who Saw Destruction of the Texas. By JONATHAN WINFIELD Washington, April 8. The warship that gets in the first broadside wty be victorious over its enemy. This is the unanimous verdict of the naval experts who witnessed the recent destruction of the battleship San Marcos, formerly the Texas, known as the navy hoodoo. The San Marcos, after the first salvo from the combined battery of 12 inch, S-inch and 7-inch guns of the battleship New Hampshire, fired at a range of seven miles, was a mass of wreckage. She sank to the bottom and, if she had been in deep water instead of on a shoal in Tangier Sound, with only two feet of water under her keel, she would have gone down to the bottom in five minutes. The experiment conducted with the battleships of the Atlantic fleet aa witnessed in a secluded corner of

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valuable information. Then, too, it has shown that guns which have been fixed.' many times . are' not absolutely worthless, and can be depended upon to shoot fairly accurately. The guns of the New Hampshire had all been fired 150 times each, the allotted life of a uaval gun. before the San Marcos tests. The New Hampshire is now being fitted out with new batteries at the Norfolk navy yard.

Ship Was Only Junk. In these days cf ecouomy ana retrenchment in government expenditures it seems to the layman that the destruction of the San Marcos was extravagance as she cost $5,000,000. From naval standpoint the Texas was nothing more than junk. She was obsolete. Her lighting qualities were worthless compared with the battleships of the present day, every one of which armed with batteries of 14inch guns are able to whip a dozen of the San Marcos typo. As old junk the San Marcos would not have brought more than $10,000. As an experiment frhe was ot great value, giving technical information to the ordinance and construction experts of the service that it is said wlM have meatrial effect in the plans for the two giant 2s.o00 ton ships, authorized at the last session of Congress. The San Marcos will not be sold to the junk dealers. She is still valuable as junk and the dealers would like to have her, but the navy dapartment will let her stay on Tangier shoal. From time to time she is to be used as a target, not to test the markmanshlp of he men behind the guns, but to ry out new explosives, new torpeda nets, and new fighting masts. The submarine flotilla, which makes Annapolis its readquaiters. will aoon go to Tangier sound and enjoy in torpedo practice with the San Marco, as the object of attack. For this test the San Marcos will be fittel with Out latest design torpedo nets. Fleet Now At Drill. The battleship fleet is now on the Southern drill ground, forty miles at see off the Virginia Capes. When the battle practice is over the fleet wiU go to the navy yards, New York, Norfolk, Boston and Philadelphia for repairs. This battle practice, according to program is most elaborate. There is to be day aud night target practice, attacks upon the fleet by torpedo boats, and if the weather permits, the submarine flotilla will go out to sea and then attempt to ge within the safety zone of the fleet. The fleet in Tangier Sound last week was ships of all classes including naval wreckers and supply ships. The submarines were not expected. They were picked up by the watches on the battleships, who reported that "spars" were approaching the fleet from Chesapeake Bay, three miles awaj. The submarines, under water for ten miles, with only their periscopes out of water, came within a hundred yards of the Dolphin, the Secretary of the Navy's boat, before rising from the water. During the times when the New Hampshire ceased, fir ing on the San Marcos, the submarines entertained the sailors on the battleships by their diving and maneuvering. Navy officials, now that the San Marcos tests have been concluded so far as heavy guns firing is concerned, are relieved that the societies for the prevention of cruelty to animals have chickens and cats in the tests. Aboard of the San Marcos the day she was subjected to bombardment, and when the explosive shells were used, were a number of-cats ahd roosters. Two of the cats were killed by bursting shells, and a rooster had a leg nipped off by a piece of armor plate. The rest of the animals were not Injured and did not seem at all frightened. One cat, belonging to the Battleship Vermont, seemed to enjoy the experiment, and during the "cease firing" periods would come out of the turret and rub against the offciers who came aboard for inspection purposes. The rooster, when he was wounded, . was taken aboard the monitor Tallahassee. His injured leg was dressed. The following morning he was up with the sun and srowed so lustily that, the ships crew decided that he was made up of the right sort of stuff, and from now on he will be the mascot. of the monitor. Secretary Meyer .went aboard the San Marcos In' the first inspection party. From the Inside of a turret he remarked tq a young ensign that a shall that bad pierced the arm of plate hal left grooves, showing that it revolved to the left as it went through. "What's the matter with you?" ask ed the ensign. "You are on the job inside. All shells revolve to the right. Get on the outside, look in, and you will see that you don't know what xou are talking about." "You are right,", said the secretary. "Do you know who you were talking with?" asked a fellow ensign. "No. Guess it is one of those navy draughtsmen," was the reply. 'That's the Secretary of the Navy. The young ensign nearly fainted. Last Discount day, 10th of month; no discounts allowed after the 10th of this month. Richmond Light, Heat & Power Company. 8 2t True Philosopher. ; "Well, sir. ligbtnln' sot his howw afire, a nlrtbqnake swallowed half his land, an' then the rirer riz an' overflowed the whole business T' "Well, what's lie a-ddn of now?" "Thankin' the Lord that he kin swim!" Atlanta Constitution. 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