Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 137, 26 March 1911 — Page 7

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s a THE JtlCIIMOXD PALLADIUM AXD SUN-TELEGRAM, SUNDAY. MAKCII 30. 191 1. PAGE SEVEX.

Branch Offices Branch offices are located in every part of the city and county towns. Leave your want ad with the one nearest you. Rates are the same.

For Yoiinr Con venience LIST OF. AGENCIES Branch offices are located In every part or the city. Leave your WANT ADS with the one neareat you. The ratea are the same and you will save s trip to the main office. SOUTH O? MAIN Bruenlag Elckhorn, 13th and 8. XL A. W. Ulickwedel, 8th and South F. Henry Hothert, Lth and South 1L NORTH OF MAIN Qulgley Drug Store, 821 North E. Child & Son. isth and North C. Win. Wegor, 14th and North G. John J. Gets, 10th and North IL CENTRAL Qulgley Drug store. 4th and Main WEST RICHMOND John Foster, Richmond Avo. and North West First St. , FAIRVIEW W. If. Schneider, 1093 Sheridan. RATES One cent per word 7 days for the price of C days. Wo chargo advertisements sent In by phone and collect after its Insertion. WANTED JORDAN, M'MANUS & HUNT FUNERAL DIRECTORS 1014 Main Phone 2175 WANTKDOIrl to do housework. Call Monday at 1020 Main St. WA"N f K iPTcTlmy a de 1 1 very wagon for grocery. Phone 1231. 23-r.t SVANTKU Competent girl for house work at 100 South Fifteenth street. 19-tf "CXNfKl To bid on fiTwn faces', grape arbor, tiellls, and tree-guard work. Gates always in estock. Any size made to order. Eureka Fence Mfg. Co., 22nd and North K streets. , Thouo 3751. IG-wed-fri-Biin 2 wks WirNtFnJI'alutluglo 'luakTrthaTbld buggy and carriage look like new for years. 400 N. ISth street. -,- -'" l-7t o o d WANTED Farmers and all olhersTutcrested to sco und price our gates. Wo make them any size wanted, it will pay you to we tin. Kureka Fence Mfg. Co., 22nd and North K streets. Phone 3731. 16-wed frl-sun 2 wks W"A" NT K 1 ) YY hitiT" womauf 6work". Monday. Phone 1738. 26-1 1 il KN WiTwili ImRiln-tTiaf f ulld'bl" lar box of lltel's Nerve Tablets. They act on the system like "Steam acts on an Kngtne." giving Health. Strength. Vigor and Vitality or cost nothing. Send no money, Just name and address. Die Mfg. Co., Dept. CHfi. Denver, Colo. 26-2t &:AItAiTtom,obllelui8lness. We teach you at home. Get you 923.00 weekly Job. $10.00 weekly while learning. Rochester Auto. School. 213. Rochester, N. V. It THK ON I : 1 1 ESTll ET M aiia geT5aire making from $30 to $230 per week. We want a representative in every county to handle the sale of the Golden Rod Hand Operated Vacuum ('leant r. Write for particulars today. The Hugro Manufacturing Co.. Chicago, III. 2t).7t VANTF.U-Cotnpctcntglri; CalMn morning at 76 8. 14th St. 2t St AG K NTS" W A N TE IKar n"$ 23 ""week" ly showing samples and taking orders for cut rate groceries. Outfit , free. Independent Grocery Co., Dayton. O. WANTEI Posit lonlhtoriTor office by young girl or IS years of age; can give the best of reference. Call or write 341 S. West 3rd St. 24 St WANTKI) Two or three good carpenters. J. N. Hodgln. contractor, 123 N. 17th. Phone 2980. 24-3t WANTKI) Workingmcn to know that they can secure free socialist literature by addressing Socialist Labor Party, 2 S. Delaware street. Indianapolis. Indiana. 23-2t W TE D To buy a) Pkl'hds secondhand furniture and sell secondhand carpets, etc. 102S Main. 21-7t WANTKD To furuish frame material for nil kinds of building. Inquire prices. Saw Mill, Centervllle, Ind. 237t Wanted Fin dots; diii; be six-23-tt teen. CUy Bowling Alley. FEAR FOR HOOSIERS Evansvillc Couple in Danger . from Mexicans. (American N?ws Fervlce) EvausvlKe, Ind., March 23. Grave fears are felt here for the safety of Mr. and Mrs. John C. Shepherd, who live at Mr. Shepherd's gold mine in the heart of the Chihuahua mountains. No news has been received from them since February 28 and it is believed they have left the mine. Mr.-8hepherd is a aon of the famous "Boss Sheshcrd. who beautified

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WANTKD Girl tiT fi o'clock. ("all any evening afIX N. 12th. 21-7t WANTKD To furnish frame material for till kinds of building. Inquire Price's Saw Mill, Centerville, ind. 21-7t WANTKD To repair baby cabs, aharpen and clean . Jav.u mowers, work called for and delivered. Picture framing. Drown & Darnell, 1022 Main St. Phone 1930. WOMEN Sell guaranteed hose, 73 per cent, profit. Make $10 dally. Full or part tlnn. Beginners investigate. Strong Knit, Box 40a. West Philadelphia, Pa. 11-tf WANTKD You to go to Murray Billiard parlors for recreation. 12-tf WANTED Every laidy suffering from piles, go to Quigley'a drug store for S. U. Tarney'a Positive Painless Pile Cure. Rest on Earth. 7t cod S K K MOOR E &"OC WORN for al 1 kinds of Insurance, Bonds and Loans. Real Kstato and Rental.. Room 16. 1. O. O. F. Rldg. feb20-tf WANTKD If you want money in placo of your city property, go tight to Porterfleld's Real Estate office, Kelly Block, 8th aud Main. 18-tf WANTEI)Torepalr"ybur"babycabai furniture, bicycles and all kinds of repair work. We also do picturo framing. Brown & Darnell, 1022 Main. Thone 193C. lS-tf W ANTKD A young man to learn the upholstery business; to a good sober honest man steady employment will Iih given and a chance to learn the trade. W. U. Thorne, 107 Main. 23-2t WANTED Charles D. Shldeler. Real Estate, Fire Insurance, Loans, Rentans. Notary Public. 913 Main St. Phone 1814. 15-tf MEN AND WOMEN If you want to work, sell guaranteed hosiery to wear. Big commission. Make $10 dally. Experience unnecessary Address International Mills, 3033 Chestnut, Thila. 11-tf WANTED Piano pupils by a former student of the music department at Karihum College. Terms reasonable. Phone 1874 or call at 1417 North C street 5-tf WANTED To store your stoves for tbe season. W. F. Brown, 417 N. 8th. Phone 1778. 23-S0t FOR SALE FOR SALE Fancy strain S. C. Rhode ' Island Rod Eggs, 73c per 15; also game cock bird. Rosa Osborn. 124 South 8th St. 26-7t FOR SALE Rubber tired carriage; almost new; buggy and harness; must be sold quick. Tel. 123S. It FOR S A LE Karly 'Richmond "cherry trees. 23 cents. Phono 3126B. FOR SA1E Buff Orphingtou eggs for setting from prize winners. J. W. Rethmeyer, 333 Richmond avenue. tues-frl-suu aprl6 FOR SALE Good seven room bouse on South 14th street. Good location. Price $2,700. Fine 80 acres of good land, well located $9,000. We have a large list of farms and city property for sale. Dye and Price. t nuts-sun FORSA LE S ixToomhlmle7"2"acre9 ground. 426 Linden Ave. It-sun Foil SALE CHEAP One set Victor floor scales, show eases, two hardwood doors, two pine doors, frames, etc., for office inclosure. 1 pair heavy store doors. 100 feet Inclosed counters, 1 machinist's tool chest. Richmond Brokerage Co., 214 Fort Wayne Avenue. Phone 1219. 14-tue8-thurs-sun Swks FOR SALE Graphophone; used short time; reasonable price. 522 N. 17. 23-7t FOR SALE Two work horses. .2 two-year-old colts and ono team of mules Call at 529 S. 5th. Thone 1233. 17-e o d FOR SALElsTrawberry Raspberry", Eldorado Blackberry plants. Fruit trees true to variety. J. s. Kuth. 19-7t-eod FOR SALE Good family buggy horse. 31 N. 9th. 23-6t FOR SALE Second hand furnitimf store. L. care Palladium. 23-tU FOR SALE A good leather couch. Inquire 26 Richmond Ave. 21-7t FOR SALE Pony, buggy and harness". Pony weighs 730 lbs In good order. Buggy and harness are new, made to fit pouy. A bargain if sold at once. 103 N. 4. Phone 1612. 23-tf FOR SATK Grocery; good location", good trade, reasonable rent. Stock and fixtures Invoice about $1.0oQ. Everything clean and up-to-date. Good reasons for selling. Address K. C. B." care Palladium. 21-7t Washington. D. C. and with his wife has lived in the mountains of Chihuahua for several years. Messages from the part of Chihuahua In which they lived Indicate that a food and fuel famine is in progress. Insurrectos have made their headquarters In the mountains and have robbed and killed several mine owners. Mrs. Shepherd formerly was Miss Sally Clifford, of Evansville. Fixed Him. Mrs. Cobb Waa the grocer's boy Impudent to yon again when you telephoned your order this morning? Cook Ye. Mrs. Cobb, he was that, bnt I fixed him this time. I sex: "Who the do yon think you're Ulkia' tot Thte Is Mrs. Cobb." Lile.

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WANT AD LETTEI list The following are repli.es to Palladium Want Ads. received at this office. Advertisers will confer a great favor by calling for mail in answer to their ada. Mall at thia office up to 12 noon today as follows: Central . Farm ... R. C. ..' R. U... 11. M. .. Trimmer .1 1 Z . . G. II. H. F. J. C. P. K. C. B. K . . . . Mail will be kept for SO days only. All mail not called for within that time will be cast out. FOR SALE Phaeton ; good rubber tires, newly painted. W. G. Luther 42 S. 21st St. 24-7t FOR SALE-1 S bead "of heifers.'weiglH HuO pounds. Samuel Glunt, Webster Ind. Phone 5144 II. 23-71 FOR SALE GoodTonyrchea"prat so;) N. 13th street. 21-Tt FOR SALE Good Knough riding plow, Scotch clipper, walking plow, with jointer aud section harrow; all good as new. Phone 4002. 21-Kt FOR SALE Three young draft horses also some seed coi n. Phone 5129 E. 20-7t FOR SALE Practical printing press. 4x6 and type cheap. See pressman, Paladiuni office. JS-tf FO RS ALE Sing le comb" WiteLeghorn from Young and Blanchards strain. Eces $1.00 per 13, $5.00 per luu. O. D. Bullerdick, 529 S. 5th street. Phone 1235. 17-e o d FOR SALE One 4-cylinder touring car; One 4-cylinder runabout. Both cars are in good second hand condition. Bcrtsch Bros., Cambridge City, Indiana. 9-tf FOR SALE No. S cool? etovc with tank. Good as new. 127 S. 4th street. 1-tf FOR SALE Two Beated. steel tired surrey In good condition. Call at 153 Richmond ave. or Phone 3276. 29-tf FOR SALE Folding bed, dresser, stove and hot plate. McConaha Bldg. 11 S. 4th. 1412t FOR SALE REAL ESTATE FOR SALE Richmond property a specialty. PorterHeld, Kelly Blk., Sth and Main. feblG-tf '?W6S' JSC 5. $2,350) Buys this Beautiful 6-room Bungalow Cottage. Has fine bath, hardwood floor, buffet and beamed ceiling in dining room. Nice veranda with east front, making a very comfortable home, and for any one wanting a desirable home it would be well to investigate this bargain. See GREGG & BARTEL, at the Hoosier Store for Terms FOR SALE Modern 6 room house, furnace, bath, gas, electric light, both kinds of water, large lot. $2,200. Owner, 1031 S. Sth sun-wed-sat FOR SALE Seven room, east end house, newly painted, electric lights, corner lot, $2,000; half cash, balance, $2.50 weekly. Address "E. H. FM" Palladium. FOR SALE Richmond property a specialty. Porterfield, Kelly Bk., Sth and Main. f FOR SALE Six room house witn bath, furnace and electric light. $2,300.00. I'hone 1522. 17-t! Jackttonea. Most girls and some boys have played in their time tbe game of dibs or knucklebones or jaokstones. but few of tbem know thst thp game has existed since the third century B. C. and is probably sUll older. How it was played in ancient days no one can tell, but tbe ankle joint bones of the sheep, ox. deer and pig were nsed. and the game was called -astragal." from the Latin word for the ankle joint In Scotland pebbles are often employed, whence the name -chuckles." Even precious stones and gold and bronze "stoneshave been used. aDd in some countries the bones were marked with numbers and colored to represent kings, queens, kitret and pawns.

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fTJBHeiiKRS CLASSIFIED ADTEKTI?. I NO- ASSOCIATION" P A Pii3 WE ASS MKBEB3 Pit pert in al! pans of the States and CcLada. Tour wtnti aupplitd anrwhera an tit? by the hftt medium in the country. t'et our membership lists Check paper ra want. We Xo the rest. '."Ut"ihert Cilssied Adfertiinc Association. utuo, X. V.

FOR HALE "2 nice building lots. Farms 130 acres near Williamsburg; acres near city; SO acres within 3 miles; 70 acres near New Paris; 60 acres near Economy; S" room house in Hagerstown, furnace and acetylene plant, $2.."00; 5 room house in South Sth. $1,000. 7-room house, ee;Uri lit, Ua.lil, West Pearl, $2,500. 5 room house, Fairview, 300 ft. front on John street. $300. Oler & Howes, Westcott Blk. FOR SALE Modern West Main street home, six rooms and -bath, furnace, electric light; complete laundry, hardwoe4! floor. Price and terms reasonable. Phone 3278. FOR SALE! 5 ROOM House in good location, full lot; price $1,200. 5 ROOMS and summer kitchen, good cellar and attic, lot 41x130; price $1,400. 8 ROOM Modern Home in East End. price $4,000. 5 ROOMS, electric light, a good rental at $10 per month, price $1,200. Johe E. Peltz 626 Main Street. Phone 1332. Well Here I am oo the Rostrmiinni Asraan . A No. 1 83 acre farm, 8 miles, $7,300. Possession at once. A good SO acre farm, near interurban worth the price. $85 per acre. 19 acres, 4 miles on interurban, $3,300. Nice improvements., a Id city a ood.l-acre.-I.oSO. 3 miles out, 4 acros, $1,100. Good, nice land, improved. 21 acres or less, modern improvements, 2 miles. Good lot proposition. I have a number of good farms in Jefferson county from 40 to 200 acres. These are good opportunities and will stand inspection. They are cheap. One 80-acre, all nice tilling land, stock and implements. All for $3,000. A 6-room good house, $1,000. Improvements made. Will rent for $10. A good 4-room, $830. $50 cash, balance $10 per month. A new 6-room, $1,500. All good. A new 4-room, $950. A good $8.50 renter. $2,630 for a guaranteed $23 renter. A good 8-room modern, $3,800. Nearly new. A new 6-room brick, bath, $2,100. A good 7-room, frame, $1,850. A good 8-room, '4 of double, $1,850. A good 10-room, $3,650. Cost $7,000. A A good 10-room. large lot, $5,500. Cost $7,500. A good 5-room brick, $2,350. A nice 6-room brick, bath, $3,250. All of above, central. A nice new 5-room with bath, cement walks, cellar, cistern, electric lights. $2,000. $500 cash, balance $16 2-3 per month. Car line south. Five 5-room good frame bouses in Fairview, $1,H0 each, $100 cash, balance $12 per month. Why does all the people riding in street cars sit piggen toed? P. S. 40 acres of fair land, good improvements, 3 miles out. $3,000. Possession now. I AM DONE Sth & N. E. CHICAGO MAFIA A MYSTERY TO POLICE (American News Service) Chicago. March 25. -The police today are confronted w!ith an entirely new method of procedure of the Chicago Mafia, known as tie Black Hand. The victim of the latest robbery, Antonio Bardiana, a wealthy Italian, Is dying with four bullet wounds in his body. Bardiana, who is known to carry big sums of money, was lured to the open prairie west of Blomingdale road, where he was shot in the back and robbed of S2.00M. One of the strange features of the robbery is the fact that the sans did

FOR SALE Small, welt Improved eu burban premises; well fruited, good house and barn; otner outbuildings; an id'-'al little home for the r etired farmer, or city maa ecekiag a suburban home. Price $4,000. Applj ta The J. E. M. Agency, over 6 North Seventh street. eept 1-tf

SEE MORGAN AWNINGS. for Real Estate In all Its phases and gcreens Awn S'ti. S f0iaUon omc 8t "df and screen windows made to order! North E Sts. UUf and repaired T 1L Thome, 209 FOR SALE W. S. Hiser's modern Pearl street. phones 2705-3245. j brick residence, half square of Main . 1 ert B. nth. Phono 2177. g-tf STORAGE. 7AT TT YiOTP Don't forget Atkinson and hl3 flrejv ll J proof building when you want to V 11 store furniture. Phone 1945. 4th Brr and Main street. junelS-tt E - - - SOLD 1 tV Xi4 us o LOST Small brown dog with w hite GOOD, NEW HOUSE "'V?'"? to th ,naiV of-"T-t ' " u.rw.-, les. Liberal reward. Phoire 2o6t. AND THREE LOTS i7-a Thecntire properties are now LOST-miaU ke'"on wire r,ng-l r r at Palladium office. 8-tf offered for s $11,6. 2 v FOUND Link cuff button, engraved. GOOD BUY at 1a,ladium office. FOFND On north 10th street beApply nOW tO tween Main and North A street, a " silk quilted jacket; inquire at PeoThe J. E. M. -.g!!iji!!L5L-jtg AGENCY -J!Hyi M. A. STEWART Veterinarian office Over 6 North Seventh Street s n. 9th street. Phone 1695. Residence 125 S. 13th street. Phone Richmond, Indiana 2442. wed-sun-2t 1 WILL start you in the mirror busippvD RCMT ness; best paying trade of today; . ... famous French Method; home work; no capital; $12 daily; let me prove FOR RENT A new Seven it, free particulars. Corey, Dept 160, room modern home, 105 0maha-Nebr-West Pearl; best location. "iY Vu ve" f T'IS r, . 0 x. Blood Purifier? It is good. For sale Phone 2477, 204 South by Wm, F, Hiii, 701 s. i3tn: 12th Street. UPHOLSTERING, Repairing and Re-2o-tues-thurs-sat-sun-tf fiQisning Cf all kinds; carpets alFOR RENT Large barn, cement floor, tered, scoured and laid. W. B. largo mow, suitable for storage. Tel. Thorne. 1607 Main. Phone 2705. 1258. mar 7-tt FOR RENT Modern house, good loca- FINE HORSES Like people, die, tion to parties who will board own- Therefore, if you have any valuable ers Addrsa-ACH.-ca6. Palladium.- ones-insure them- against death 26-2t from any cause. For particulars call r; p : 1 -r on or 'phone Dougan & Co., Room L , o.; Toh ?m3 frolWo? I- O. O F. Bldg. Phone 1330. 15-tl gents. 221 N. 12th St. 26-2t SPRING TERM opens next week at RENT-House and acre the Richmond Business college. 23-3t gFOUndooftx- . ?aiIroad street In" FIRE INSURANCE and Insurance of quire 221 N. 9th street. 25-3t a kinda Loans RentalB( Notary FOR RENT House. 203 Randolph Public and Real Estate. Chas. D. street. 25-2t Shideler, 913 Main. Phone 1814. FOR RENT Furnished room, light, 15-tt heat and bath, 100 S. 12th. 24-7t REAL ESTATE EXCHANGE A. M. - r : Roberts, 221 S. B Street, Richmond, FOR RENT The Sutton home west a 0, tt . . , . ...i. Ind. Phone 1320. 23-tf of the Country club, with garden, orchard, barn and chicken park. Phone 3139. 24-7t Had Touched tha Limit. z zrl , T- ,. Short I figured up the other day FOR RENT u-room flat, electric light . . , e,nno , , lU . o o that I owed my friends nearly $3,000. and bath. Corner sth and S. A. See T w. rt . . m Long What are you going to ao A. . Gregg, Hoosier Store. 22-tf about jtj . ' FOR R?JNT Furnished room with Short That's what puzzlee me. 1 electric light, heat and bath, at 20.1 can't think of any one else who wW North Sth street. 17-tf lend me money. Chicago News.

CLENDENIN

Fertilizer

A Prod met That is Made at Home Let us contract with you for your supply of fertilizer for the coming season. We manufacture 7 different brands suitable for all purposes and soils. Each brand shows an analysis of the State chemist. WE RETAIL AT WHOLESALE PRICES In buying from us, you get the wholesale price as you buy from the manufacturer instead of the retailer. We give you the middleman's profit. A saving of (from $2 to $4 per ton. PLACE YOUR. ORDER EARLY T" Place your order for your season's supply now so that we will hare a fun and complete stock of all brands when you are ready, from either our ware rooms in Richmond or at Factory, 1 miles north on Union pike. Come to our Factory and Office and let us convince you that this is the place to buy. Clendenin & Co0 257 Ft. Wayne Ave. - Near Union Depot. Phone 2436. Richmond, Ind.

not go through the usual formality of writing threatening letters to Bardiana but shot him the first time he was known to have money with him. Traces of his assailants have not been found. A Snort Sermon. It Is reported that a young man. being examined preparatory to joining tbe church, was asked. "Under whose preaching were you converted V "Under nobody's preaching, was the prompt reply. "I was converted under my mother's practicing." Did any preacher Vver utter so pow erful a sermoB as tbe young bodied ! those few werdsT

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FOR RENT Modern room, suitable for two gents. Call at 14 N. 9th St. J 15-tf! FOR RENT Four unfurnished rooms down stairs for light housekeeping. 222 W. Main. 25-2t BUSINESS CLASSIFIED He Had Hia Tea. "Jack." said Mr. Brown to his only son and heir, "I've got a good mind to send you to bed without any tea." Jack Why, dad? Dad I hear that you have disobeyed your grandmother, who told you not to slide down the banister, and you continued to do so. Jack Grandma didn't tell me not to, dad. She only came to me and said, "1 wouldn't slide down those banisters, my lad. Dad Well? Jack Well, dad, I shouldn't think she would, an old lady like her. Should you. dad? Mr. Brow a didn't pass an opinion, thinking It best to let things drop.

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It Saved the Captain From the Fury of "Fuss and Feathers. General Winfleld Scott was one ot the most rigid martinets that ever held a command in tbe United States army. Karly in his career he won the name of "Kiss and Feathers." and it stuck to him to the e'ld. He had a terrific temper, aud when in one of his tempestuous moods every one shrank from before him. His suggestions were not strictly followed at the battle of Bull Run. When news of tbe disaster reached Washington his rage was fearful. He strode up and down his office, swinging hks arms and shrieking like a wild man. In the midst of the outbreak Captain C, an Irishman and one of his aids, entered the room and saluted. "The compliments of Frisldetit Lincoln, and be asks" The ruussive lunatic, bis face aflame, wheeled about-,.. . "Out of my presence! Ton are traitor like the rest ot them! Leave at oncer The dazed captain retreated la confusion. A few hours later the general WMTT1 "WHAT!" THCNDRHED TBS OBMBBa.lt sent for him. In fear and trembling, the Irishman presented himself. "Captain C, 1 wisii to apologise for my rudeness a short while ago," said; the aged general In bis most pompons' manner. His words were so unex-' pected that the captain was rattled. "It was a piece of dommed rude-' ness" "What! thundered the general, starting to rise from his chair. The captain's Irish wit flashed to his aid. "On my part to come into your prlsence without your permission." The cyclone was soothed, but when Captain C. passed outsido he scratched his red head and muttered: "I'd rather the old man would cuss me for two weeks than use tin seconds In apologizing. It wouldn't be half so trying." Los Angeles Times.

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Asking Too Much. In Scotland once a drunken man met . a clergyman chasing his runaway dog on Sunday. "Tammas," said the breathless clergyman, "I am sorry to see' you In this condition, but wbisUe for my dog. He-1 ruaaiag away.":'":-?.--'; Tammas regarded the speaker with gravity and said: "Whustle? I may . drink whisky, but I'll no whustle for' ony dog on the Lord's day."

Fooled the Butcher. , The butcher smiled as tbe young? woman, trimly clad and smiling to herself, crossed the street and ap- : proached tbe shop. "A bride," he said. "I bet she'll make some fool break." "Give me a porterhouse steak, thick,, as close- as you can . come to two pounds," she said. "No, not that one, nor that. I think I'll have to ask yon to bring out a new quarter. No, I don't want two pounds and threequarters. It will be Just right If yon cut out that large bone. That will do, thank you. This dime Is smooth. 1 gave you perfectly good money and you may give me good money in change. That's better, thank you. Will you open the door, please?" And when the butcher recovered he said to himself, "Well. I suppose It does a man good to get what's coming, to him once In awhile." Buffalo Express. A Change of Opinion. Some years ago a noted warrior of the Totawatamie tribe presented himself to the Indian agent at Chicago at one of the chief men of his village, observing with the customary simplicity of the Indian that he wss a very good man and a good American end concluding with a request for a dram of whisky. The agent replied that it was not his practice to give whisky to good men, that good men never asked for whisky and never drank it when it was offered to them and that it was bad Indians only who demanded whisky. "Then," said the Indian, "me rascal." "Modern Eloquence." The Chesapeake & Ohio Railway of Indiana TIME OF TRAINS AT RICHMOND Leave Daily Arrive 11:16a.m.... Chicago ...t 8:56a.m. t 7:57p.m.... Chicago 4:15p.m. 8:56a.m... Cincinnati ,.11: 16a.m. 4:15 p.m... Cincinnati .. 7:57 p.m. Buffet Parlor Ca. t Sleeping Car. Trains stop at principal way stations. (SuDject to change without notice) Real Estate FOR SALE! I have for sale several new modern homes in the best residence location in this city. These houses have electric lights, furnace and bath. I want to dispose of these properties at once and will sell them at a right price and reasonable terms. Address . ' E.G.KEMPER 301 Main Street, West Richmond, or Phone 3234.