Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 62, 10 January 1911 — Page 6

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THE BXCiraOXD PAIXADIUM A1 SUX-TELEGEAM, TUESDAY, JAXT ART 10, 1911.

DIPLOMATS WILL BE JIMMIED President and Mrs. Taft Will Receive Envoys at White House .Tonight.

t American News HervUr) Washington, Jan. 10. What will doubtless bo the most brilliartV and interesting reception of the Washington season will be given at tho White House tonight when rreslden. and Mrs. Taft will receive the diplomats and embassy and legation attaches and their wives and daughters. Every civilized nation of the world will be officially represented In the cosmopolitan Assemblage, and as the diplomats will wear their full state uniforms and the ladies their handsomest costumes the ccene will be highly spectacular and will abound In color. The occasion will be especially note-' worthy because a number of newly accredited diplomats will make their first formal appearance In Washington society at tonight's function. Italy's new ambassador, Marchese Casani Confalonnrl, with his wife and daughter, will be present, as will Spain's recently appointed minister, flenor RIano, and his beautiful wife. The latter is an American and was formerly Miss Alice Ward of Washington, who became the bride of Senor Ttlano about flvo years ago, when tho minister was stationed hero as secretary of the Spanish legation. Tho new Norwegian minister and Madame Ilyrti will make their official bow tonight. Other new diplomats are All Hull Kuban, charge d'affaires of the Russian embassy, and Senor De Lima de Silva, charge d'affaires of the Brazilian embassy. Next Tuesday night the diplomats will again visit the White House to attend the diplomatic dinner. SPORTING GOSSIP BASEBALL. Manager McGraw of the Giants has arranged twenty-two games to be played next spring before the National league season begins. Please allow this one to cling to your garret. The baseball season Is Just 80 days off. Then we will And out who is who for next eeaeon. Reports from Athens where the Yankees will assemble on March 5 for training, ' are to the effect that theteam will have a big league park to TI UI K till. 1 UVI B IB 11U UVUUl luai IU grounds .at Athens could be made one of the best baseball grounds in the country, and those In charge say that It will be when the New Yorkers get in action next spring. The strangest tale that ever came out of Pittsburg la that Hans Wagner will be asked to sign an anti-booze contract. . It 13 also rumored that the great German ball player was hitting the high spots some last season. Theodore 'Breltensteln, the good left bander that was. Is going to manage the New Orleans club of the Southern league next season. They have been very good to, Breltensteln In the south and he likes it. Billy Keclcr Is Just tickled to be with Joe Kelly at Toronto. Bill, who la one of the mont scientific hitters ever produced, will try and add a few more links to his chain with Kelly, his old side kick. Bill will have with htm Bill Bradley, formerly with the Cleveland sclub, and Tim Jordan, foremery of Brooklyn. Reports from the west say Frank Laporto and Earl Gardner are on the market to figure in a trade. Not unless the Yankees get something worth while In return. The strength of the Yankees has been their utility men. and the team wishes to keep strong In case of injurien. The baseball world Is a funny one after all. The magnates try to figure out something which will Increase the batting. On top of that they will try to buy pltchera who can stop the bat ting. So what the BOWLING. No match games will be rolled on the tournament alleys at St. Louis during the tournament. ., Louisville Is after the 1912 bowling tournament. The 1906 tournamant was - held there and proved to be a success and as Louisville is ittuated right In the bowling center, they stand a good chance of getting the 1912 meet. Milwaukee will send at least fifteen teams to the St. Louis tournament, which takes plnce this month and they - will go In a special ear. Jaauary 29 will be known as Milwaukee day at the national tournament. BOXING. Packey McFarlnnd. who tried conclusions with Harry Trendell In Pittsburg lust night is scheduled to meet Jack Goodman In New York on January 10. On the 18th he takes on Tommy Murphy at New York. Sam Langford and Joe Jeanette, the vuiwiru wi mo iu vmeu anie morf, The Armory A. C. of Boston has signed the pair for n ten round bout January 10. Langford intended to sail for London this week, but postponed his trip to accept the match with Jeannette. Abe Attell may visit Paris this winter, also London. If he goes to the British metropolis the national sporting club nnd Hugh Mcintosh will try to arrange a fight between the American featherweight fighter and Jem DrUcoII. Attell is after big money and la not afraid of DriscolU or Freddie Walsh for that matter, so that If the Offers are big enough he may consent Co show how he a hit, stop and getaway. ; ."' Tom McCarey, the fight promoter of Loa Angeles, Is ready to stage the twenty round bout . between Johnny Ooukm and Frankle Conley In the vent of the police "officials of New Orleans refusing to allow the light to taka place there thla month. - McCarey baa wired u flattering offer to lha managers of both lads to fight at : Ba ciua in? fast wfej w utis mouiu.

Friends of Bashful Richmond Youth "Pop Question" for Him

Not po3:-B3lng the nervo to follow the ordinal (latitudes in proposing, Richard Perclval Ford, formerly of Richmond, vnflded to his Indianapolis friends thai lie was too bashful and so they poped tho question for him. Interferenio of friends in the affair which had been conducted by the bashful Ford with but little success for three yoars did not disconcert Miss Luella Barlow of Indianapolis, formerly of Richmond. She who hesitates is lost and Miss Barlow is not numbered among- those who hesitate. The Indianapolis Sun on Monday published the following relative to the afifclr: "Hello, this Miss Barlow?" "Well, will you marry Richard Perclval Ford if we get the license?" "All right. We'll get the license and be right out." This one-sided conversation might (.have been heard Saturday afternoon SENATOR CRAWFORD AHACeiORIMER Says His Election Was Tainted House Passes Fuller Pension Bill. (American News Service) Washington, Jan. 10. Tho Lorimer case occupied the attention of the senate to the exclusion of all other business today. Senator Crawford of South Dakota spoke two hour3 in favor of tho Bcvcrldge resolution, declaring Lorimer was illegally elected. Sen. Crawford said there was a reasonable certainty that ten corrupt votes were cast and it was extremely unlikely that Lorimer was Ignorant of the proceedings as Lorimer himself was in Springfield directing his own campaign. Senator Crawford said: "The tes timony found In tho record is convinc ing and proves to a reasonable cer tainty that votes cast by ten members of the Illinois legislature were cor rupt votes. Can any one conclude, after reading the evidence, that Lorimer did not know that the fraud was being committeed? "I wish I could believe that he did not, because I bear him no ill will, and would not do him the smallest Injury or Injustice. But I cannot overlook tho fact that for days and nights preceeding May 26, 1909, when tainted votes were cast (or him ho was in Springfield directing his own campaign, and that he was in constant conference with Lee O'Neill, Brown and Speaker Shurtleff." PASS PENSION BILL. Washington, Jan. 10. The house passed the Fuller pension bill today, adding forty-five millions of dollars to the annual budget. It provides that all Mexican and Civil war veterans over sixty-two years of age shall get a pension of fifteen dollars per month; those sixty-flvo years and over, twenty dollars; Beventy years, tyenty-five dollars; seventy-five years, thirty dollars. Speaker Cannon spoke In Its favor. Representatives Weeks of Massachusetts, and Payne and Fitzgerald of New York opposed it. POMERENE ELECTED. Columbus, O., Jan. 10. LieutenantGovernor Atlee Pomerene, a Democrat, was elected a United States senator on the joint ballot of the legislature today. PUBLIC AUCTION. rublic auction of household goods at the corner of Sixth and South II streets, consisting of all the household goods of the lae Joseph Lutmer. Sale begins Thursday morning, January 12th, 1911, at ten o'clock. B. F. Parsons, Auctioneer. John J. B. Englebert, Administrator 10-2t MIGHT JRIMG SUIT But Where Could -They Get Lawyers? Delinquent members of the Wayne County Bar Association who are members of the law library will either be denied use of the books or their stock will be forfeited, unless they maintain their dues. Tho corporation controlling the library association is In arrears on several orders, due primarily to the inability of the officials to make some of the members loosen, up 'on their purse strings. The creditors are becoming insistent and might file suit for Judgment if they could get any attorney to prosecute the case. Attorney W. A. Bond, one of the investigating committee which made its report on Tuesday morning showing the financial condition of the association, moved that those holding stock In the association pay their back dues and pay their future dues in promptly or forfeit their stock. Those who are net stock holders but enUtled to privileges of the library must pay their membership dues promptly or else they will be denied all privileges. Any New Methods? "Ain't it strange th way Kelly beats bis wife?" I dunno. How does he do ttr-Ueretofcd Leader.

at one of the down town public tele-

phone booths, with J. Noss as the mrVlilA Til- f- A MlttifT StOOd on the outside supporting the blushing J I'ercivai, wno, alter omy ime courtship was too shy to propose. The young lady. Miss Luella Barlow of 310 North Davidson street, was formerly a resident of Richmond, where all the parties Interested at one time resided. Ford has been living at 509 North Illinois street, but as quickly as he can recover from the experience, will go to housekeeping in this city. Ford had been courting Miss Barlow for about three years, but apparently he could never muster up the courage to pop the all important question and his friends declare he was becoming quite a nuisance with his love sickness. They finally corralled him Saturday and did the proposing for him and even furnished the license in order to hasten his cure. COMMANDER SIMS GETS REPRIMAND "Blood Thicker Than Water" Speech Was Too, Much for President Taft. (American News Service) Washington. Jan. 10. Commander W. S. Sims, of the United States Navy was officially reprimanded today by President Taft for his sensational "Blood Is thicker than water" speech in London, December 3rd, In which Sims is alleged to have said that if the British empire is ever seriously menaced by an external enemy it was his opinion the British could count on every man, every dollar and every drop of blood of "your kindred across the sea." President Taft sent the following letter to Secretary Meyer: "I am informed by you that the Lord Mayor of the City of London on Dec. 3rd, last, entertained at dinner 800 men of the U. S. fleet; that the men were commanded by Commander W. S. Sims; that Sims, in reply to an address of the Lord Mayor used these words: "If the time ever comes when the British Empire is seriously menaced by an external enemy, It is my opinion that you may count upon every man, every dollar, every drop of blood, of your kindred across the sea.' You ask me whether the delivery of such a speech under the circumstances calls for action by the department. I think it does. The Navy Is used much as an instrument of peace. One of the chief functions that its officers perform when they visit foreign ports is the responsibility of conveying to all nations the good will of the United States. An officer is under special obligations to see to it that what he does or says shall not embarrass his government In Its foreign relations. It is his obvious duty to avoid ' Insidious comparisons and to limit his speech and his expressions of friendship for the country whose guest he is. Commander Sims cannot escape censure on the ground that what he said was a mere expression of his personal opinion. Under the circumstances, he must speak as an official representative and he should have known that the words be used would at once call for severe comment in other countries than Great Britain and might involve the government in an explanation and disclaimer. "For these reasons I direct that a public reprimand be given to Commander Sims." Commander Sims la the officer wht started the movement for increased target practice In the navy, which Is said to have increased the battle efficiency of United States warships 100 per cent. Sick, but Not. Seasick. Thomas Brown was about to take a short sea voyage. Thomas hated the sea and all that's in it with a twenty-two carat hatred, for he suffered horribly when ou the briny ocean, but he bad to go. and there was no help for it. This time, however, be determined to put a new seasickness cure theory into practice, and no sooner had he got on board than he stowed himself away in his bunk and slept like a top till early next morning. He felt in perfect trim nnd went up on deck beaming with delight. "I've found a certain cure for seasickness, captain." he announced to that individual. "Go to your bunk as soon as you get aboard and don't show your nose out of it until you are near your destination. It worked like a charm with me; I haven't had a qualm til night. Why. what are you laughing atr "Oh. nothing." said the captain, "only the machinery broke down just as we were startiug. and we haven't moved out of dock all night. The other passengers were transferred, but we didn't know yon were aboard. Dreadful. On the question of the practicability of prohibition Mark Twain Is said to have expressed his views as follows: I am a friend of temperance, and I want It to succeed, but I don't think prohibition is practical. The Germans you see. prevent it. Look at them. They have Invented a method of making brandy out of sawdust. Now. what chance will prohibition have when a man can take a ripsaw and go out and get drunk -with a fence rail? - What Is the good of prohibition If a man is able to make brandy smashes out of the shingles on bis roof or if be can get the delirium tremens by drinking the legs of the kitchen table?" Palladium Want Ads. Pay.

Milady's Mirror Some people shaw a strange IndlTereuce 'and lack of crfre for the nose, which has been correctly termed the drawing room of the lungs, for ia this drawing room many visitors are ushered, Bome sweet and fresh and clean and others soiled and bedraggled, leaving their dusty footprints clogged with germs behind them. It would be n untidy housekeeper indeed who neglected her drawing room. Let the rest of her boue be ever so immaculate, if dirt is allowed to accumulate there the whole house will feel its 111 effects. But how many people ever think of spraying the no3e? It Is astonishing when one considers what harm such carelessness works that any parson should fail to do this. Specialists will tell yon 'that it is absolutely essential to good health that the nose should be kept clean. Yet few noses are really clean. The use of a pocket handkerchief Is about all the care the average person ever gives the nose. They then consider that they have done their duty by it. Yet they could not. sleep if they had forgotten to brush their teeth. Many people do not realize the absolute necessity for cleanliness in the nose, but once they comprehend it it is an easy matter to purchase an atomizer, get a prescription from a doctor and see that the nose is daily washed out. If one does not care to go to a physician for a regular prescription one can get a small glass nose douche shaped like a duck and use warm water with a solution of salt In it. To Avoid Winter Colds, Air baths are the latest prescription for the seeker after health. These are positively recommended as a magic preventive for avoiding winter colds. At first they may seem too difficult of accomplishment, but If one will only try one will see how astonishing the results are. And the beauty of this magic air bath is that it is simplicity itself. There is no cumbersome apparatus, no tiresome visits of the masseuse, no pounding and punching of an inoffensive body. One merely haa to lie still and allow gentle breezes to blow upon the body. One need only expose the skin, so the enthusiasts say, to the air for fifteen or twenty minutes, a half hour or an hour night and morning to annihilate the horrid cold germs which are everywhere ready to seize upon any one who gets a chill and so lays herself open to attack. Hence the danger of drafts and wet feet. Our usual habits give the skin no opportunity of hardening itself. If one would indulge in the benefl cial air bath one must- spend twenty minutes before retiring without one's clothing. Then in the morning bathe -and do up the hair before covering the skin with the day's clothing. These measures alone constitute an effective air bath and will lessen the sensibility of the skin and liability to cold la a few days' time. 5 A more elaborate way for taking the air bath is recommended by a noted physician. Select the sunniest room In the house. If tho window is overlooked by neighboring houses place a low screen before It. Then undress, wrap yourself In a sheet and blanket and He on the floor In the sunshine. The Beauty Waltz. You have heard of the old English custom of walzlng with pennies carried on the head? Try that in the r privacy of your own room. Remove corsets and shoes, then, putting a ' n on a smooth head and humming a gay waltz, glide to its measures. Practice this till you know how smoothly you must be gilding by the cessation of the necessity to stoop and pick up your penny. The gain In health that follows the steady practice of these "stunts" will equal the gain In grace. An excellent thing It is in a loose, freely flowing lightweight garment to waltz with the arms raised, hands held over the head, with the finger tips lightly touching. If you have friends desirous of making the best of themselves ask them to meet with you once a, week. Banish all persons not In the secret. Remove restricting gar menta, including shoos. Let one of the number play lor three minute?, while the rest do tho dancing above described. When a second member takes the piano the dance for a change may be done with 'hands locked behind the back. When a third turns musician clasp the hands, but stretch the arms forward in a curve and dance, alternately letting the bead droop forward in this curve and then, after a moment ia which it Is held erect, fall back. Another exercise can be made by clasping the hands at the back of the bead and waltzing round the room In that pose. Do the last dance with the upstretched arms and finger tips lightly touching. , Your Comb. Combs should not be washed with water. This is apt to split the teeth. A stiff nailbrush is a good thing to keep for cleaning them. After using the brush take a damp cloth and wipe between each tooth with this. All Comrades of Sol Meredith post are requested to meet at the post room Wednesday e vening. January 11, to attend the funeral service of our late comrade Fred Sitloh. By order of D. W. Comstock Commander John A. Markley, . v Adjt Ths Moon. Of 1.000 parts of the moon 576 are visible to ns on the earth and 424 parts remain hidden absolutely.

LATE MARKET HEWS INDIANAPOLIS LIVE STOCK

Indianapolis, Jan. 10. Hogs Receipts 3,000; top $8.25. Cattle Receipts 1.700; choice 56.25. Sheep Receipts 300; prime $4.00. Lambs $6.50. PITTSBURG LIVESTOCK Pittsburg, Jan. 10. fnttli Knrnlv lis ht phnjoa tfi fifths ! 6.70; prim $6.406.50; butchers $5.S56.10. Veal calves $10.00 10.50. Sheep suprly light; wethers $4.15 4.40. Lambs $5.005 6.50. Kogs Receipta 30 double decks heav ies $5.25; yorters $8.408.55; pigs $8.608.65. E. BUFFALO LIVESTOCK East Buffalo, Jan. 10. Cattle Receipts 50 head; firm; prime steers $6.506.75; butchers $6.25. ' Hogs Receipts 6.800; heavies $8.35; yorkers $8.40; pigs $8.75. Sheep Receipts 6,000; prime $4.50. Calves Receipts 125; choice $10.50. Lambs $6.50. CINCINNATI LIVESTOCK Cincinnati, Jan. 10. Cattle Receipts 200; shippers $6.50. Calves $9.50. Hogs Receipts 2,900; choice $8.25. Sheep Receipts 300; extras $1.35. Lambs $6.50. TOLEDO GRAIN Toledo, Jan. 10. Wheat $1.00 Corn ..49c Oats 35 Vsc Clover seed . $9.22 INDIANAPOLIS GRAIN Indianapolis, Jan. 10. Wheat 97o Corn 45c Rye 75c Clover seed $8.00 RICHMOND MARKETS PROVISION MARKET (Paid By J. II. Eggemeyer & Sons) Apples, per bbl. ...... ..$3.75fij$6. Parsley, curley, per doz. bunches.. $1 Leaf lettuce, hothouse, per lb..... 10c. Celery, golden heart, extra fancy, per doz bunches .............. 2540c. Spinach, fancy, per bu $1 Carrots, fancy, per bu .....$1 Turnips, fancy, per bu ...7ac. Radishes, red and white, fancy, per dozen bunches 40c. Cabbages, homegtown, per ton.... $14 Potatoes, per bu ,r...50Q75c Yellow, red, white, onions, per bu...$l ' PRODUCE. Old Hens, per lb 8c Turkey on fool, per lb 18c Old roostcrrcV' lb Sc. Butter, country, per lb 27c Young chickens, 2 to 3 lbs. penalb. 10c Ducks, per lb.'...'....' ......10c. Eggs ...35c GRAIN MARKET. Prices paid per bushel for grains by the Richmond Roller Mills. Second and North C streets, are as follows: No. 2 wheat, 88 cents; No. 3 wheat, S5 cents; oats, 30 cents; old corn, 4Sc; new corn 40 cents; rye, 65 cents; clover seed, $G$7. WAGON MARKET. Wagon market quotations furnished by Omer G. Whelan, South Sixth street are: Oats, 32 cents per bu.; new corn, per bushel 40c; rye, 70 ce,nts per bu; hay, loose.good timothy $1516 per ton; mixed $1314 per ton; clover, $10 per ton; straw, $0 per ton. t SEED MARKET. Quotations as iurnisned by J. Runge and company for seeds per bushel, are. Timothy. $4.00 to $4.35: clover. $7.50 to $8.00; rye. 70 cents; oats. 30 Not at All A bached. Work under a woman of the type to which Miss Prissy Allen belongs comes very close to being what the forefa thers would have der.cribed ns "a pu rifying trial." "Miss Allen." says Ike Bodwin in Joseph C. Lincoln's book. "Partners of the . Tide" -"Miss Allen. she bought the last f my huckleber ries. Then she wanted to know if I wouldn't mow the front yard. We had some dicker 'bout the price, but 1 finlly agreed to do it. so she showed me where the scythe was. and I start ed In. "And I declare to man." continned Mr. Bodwin excitedly, "if she didn't stand on the front steps and watch me like a dog trying to locate a flea, jumping on me every minute or two to tell me that she thought I'd cut this part 'most an inch shorter' n I bad that part. and so on. "Fin'lly I got sick of her nagging, and I said. Just to shame her: "'If I'd known you were so particular I'd 'a brought my spirit level along. "Said she. There's one that used to b'iong to father out In the bara." TheRnriMOfltft. lofaats and children am constantly nrariliir a laxmtnre. It is important to know what to give bem. Their stomacn and txnrals are not strong enoegfa for salts, porgatrvo waters or car-art ic pais, powders or tablets. Grv then m mod. . mH, ImtfM tnwu. tfV n. r.u a va. w m.mamm wa m aatf nwsia. L Em UaW Mf mmmmAw far VMf tft hlfsa tm Kk Virxaii a grncfeiUiwwtatiawMea. - ,.

HIS GOOD DEED. T It Was Well Done, but It Was Tagged With Return Ticket. "My father," said the man with the skle whiskers, "was a lawyer. One of his clients was a bothersome old laJy who used to wear tits life out She would pay bl:a interminable visits at his office end rt our ho:r.e, talking hl;n almost to death cbout nothing every time eb.e came. a -J when she was out of town her letters to fclm were worsa than lvr visits. "Once when father was ccnCned to his room by a very bad attack of the gout and consequently was not In the best of Lu-ncr he receive I a very lrng telegram from tho clj lajy containing a lot of v.-o:l3 r.lwut nothing. This of itself did not t?aJ to increuce father's gcod h'.:mnr. but whoa hi discovered that the o!J lady had ae;:t U to him collect, $ t.Cti well, to cny that he was angry but faintly expresses his condition of mind. Father at once called for writing materials and a supply of telegraph blanUs and for the next hour devoted himself, in spite of the gout, to writing a reply to his client's telegram. Just r.s he finished mother entered the room. Father told her of the collect telegram he had received and. showing her tho reply, sal J: "This telegram Is as Ions as 1 can possibly make it. I am going to send It collect. It will cost her somewhere between $20 and $23, but It will teach her a lesson which che needs badly. "Mother tried hard to persuade htni not to send it, but father was ndamant. He sent for Jhn, my elder brother, a boy of about fourteen, nnd gave him the telegram, w-ith directions to send it at once at day rates. At the saints time he gave Jim a check ou his bank to get cashed. When Jim went off with the telegram and the check, father, soothed by the knowledge of a 'good deed well done, settled down to enjoy his. morning paper in as much comfort ns the gout would permit. In about two hours Jim returned and. going to father's room, handed him the mor-r.for the. check.

8834 A POPULAR COMFORTABLE FROCK

French dresses have always enjoyed great favor, and thers Is cer tainly no style more becoming t o little girls. The design hero shown is suitable for lawn, nainsook, batiste or flouncing, and will look equally well in gingham, chambrey, linen or woolen goods. . The front " forms - a panel with tucks and the back also has a group of tucks at the center. The body portions are lengthened by a flounce that may be plaited or gathered. Thepattern Is. cut in 4 sizes:-3, . 4, C, 8. years. It requires, 2 yards of 44 inch material for the! year size. A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10c in .silver or stamps.

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To tho Boy or Girl sending Not of most words to be obtained from the words s " GILT E&GE FLOUR 99 We will give $5.00 in goltl; for next highest list $2.50 in gold. Buy a bag of GILT EDGE FLOUR at your grocer's and help your children win the Prize. If your grocer does not have GILT EDGE FLOUR, he can order it from Omer G. Whelan, Local Jobber.

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Each list must be accompanied by an empty GILT EDGE FLOUR sack. Contestant must be pupil of Richmond Grammar Schools. AH lists must be signed, giving parents' address, also teacher's name, and name of grocer where flour was purchased. List must be at O. O. WH ELAN'S office. South 6th St, before 6:00 p. nu, Feb. 15, 1911. Each contestant must write and state in not less than V twenty-five words, "How mother liked GILT EDGE FLOUR." . Prizes will be awarded Saturday, Feb. 18th, 1911. DANIELS & PICKERING CO Millers, Middletown, Ind.

rAC!eroJt tLie"ndeyai:acot5WiI and then t? counted it sgsfa?" J"'f , "What does th's mean, JlmT "he, asked. "I gave ycu a check for $50.4 but you've Lronglit me baefc only $23.3 " 'Oh. that's fcn Tight, rsther.Vreplledi Jim rearsttrigly; tha te'.egram you gave me to tend ccst S24. , "Father's govt took a tern for- the; worse, r.nd V.-rr; in bed fcr a week Baltimore American. .

Cains N!cs!y. One of the good fellows c--m way Is a really good fellow, except that he sometimes Inclines an ear to the tempting of the demon ruin, says the New York correspondent of the Cincinnati Times-Star. When that happens his v.ife sends out a hurry call for' him, claps him ia a Turkish bath and ta'tes the stewed remains home a day cr ro later fall of remorse and echoes. The other night be failed to appear at the domestic hearth at bis -usual hour. Some time later hia wife began making queries by telephone. Eventually she got on the wire of a friend of the periodical souse. "Have you seen Harry lately? she asked. : The friend assured her that he bad just parted from her spouse. Yes, Harry had been drinking a little. Tho friend very reluctantly admitted it. "Is Harry drunk T asked the wife. "Oh, no, ma'am," said the friend In tones of horror. "Oh. no. not at all. By no means. When I left him bo was able to get along very nicely on bis hands and knees." Importers in Prague, Ausria, show increasing interest In American goods, but It is useless writing to them in English. American shoes are much In favor and arc being imitated.. Have you trouble ei any tla arising from a disordered stomach? Oo to your druggist nnd get a 50c or II bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which is positively goaraatooa to euro you ana keep you well. Address to 'Pattorn Donf T?fhtrirtnl Pallarllilfrl-t GMMremi1