Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 55, 3 January 1911 — Page 3

THE RICII3IOXD FALL AD I U3I AXD SUXTELEGRA31, TUESDAY, JANUARY 31911.

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YOUR UUCLE SAM BECK BANKER Experimental Postal Banks Opened in Every State and Territory Today.

A FEW NEW FEATURES To Be Introduced by GovernmentIndiana Bank Is Located at Princeton. Waehingtop. Jan. 3. I'ncle Sam became a fiillffefUed banker today, when an experimental postal savings bank was opened In every state and territory In the I'nlon, In accordance with the pnKta! Havings bunk bill passed at the second Reunion of the 61 Kt congress. The pott offices designated to accept deposits are all of the second class, and arc located In communities, where the laboring element of the population la large. For the paat month Postmaster-General Hitchcock has had the various ixwtmasters. who will handle deposits. In Washington, Instructing them In regard to the details of the new system. Following Is a list or the cities, where the postal banks will open: Globe, Arizona: Orvilie. California: Ieadvllle. Colorado: Cour d'Alene, Idaho: Anaconda, Montana: Carson City, Nevada: Raton. New Mexico; Klammnth Fails. Oregon: I'rovo. T'tah; Olympla, Washington; Ijuramie. Wyoming; Jlessemer. Alabama; Stuttgart. Arkansas: Ansonia, Connecticut; Dover. Delaware: Key West. Florida; Brunswick, Oeorgla; Pekln. Illinois; Princeton, Indiana; Decorah. Iowa; Pittsburg. Kansas; Mbldlesboro. Kentucky; New Iberlal. La.; Rumford, Maine; Frost burg. Marland; Norwood, Massachusetts; Houghton, Michigan; Uemldjl. Minnesota; Gulfport, Mississippi; Carthage. Mlssonrl; Nebraska City. Nebraska; Berlin New Hampshire; Uutheford. New Jersey; Cohoes, New York; Sallsbiiry. North Carolina; Wahpton, North Dakota: Ashtabula, Ohio; Guymon, Oklahoma; Dubois, Pennsylvania; llrlstoi, Rhode Island: Newberry, South Carolina; Dead wood. South Dakota; Johnson City , Tennessee; Montpcller, VerCuro Grains of Lif o Froo No Lonoer Any Excuse to Be Constipated, Weak Stomached, Weak Kidneyed, Weak Live red, Brain, Fagged, Thin or Haggard. HEALTH IS FREE. Band Your Name And Address Today For A Free Trial Package and Learn The Grand Truth. If you are sick or ailing It is because the very foundation of your existence Is gradually being dried up. the nerve force which radiates through every atom of your being Is perishing. The brain and the nerves require nourishment just as much as the rest of the body. The marvelous discovery, Curo Grains of Life, puts the stomach and bowels In perfeet condition, restores your vitality and renews your old time strength and vigor by Riving your nervous system the food It Is craving. Rheumatism, neuralgia, headache, kidney disease, liver troubles, catarrh of the stomach and bowels. Insomnia, and all weakened conditions of men and women quickly disappear, the hollows vanish, energy returns, and life Is worth living once more. The red corpuscles In the blood are increase and everything that passes through the digestive tract Is turned into good, solId, healthy flesh Instead of being undigested and unasslmilated. In order to let you test the truth of this for yourself, a trial package of Curo Grains of Life will be sent you by mall free. If you simply mail coupon below and you will be simply astounded at the wonderful results obtained from the free trial package alone. IRtC TRIAL PACKAGE COUPON Cut Out and Mail Today. Fill in your name and address on black lines below and mail this coupon to I C. Grains Co., S96 Pulslfer Bldg.. Chicago. 111., and you will receive a free trial package of Curo Grains by return mail, postpaid. Nam , Street City . Stato are only 50 cents and are sold in Richmond by A. O. Luken & Co. The full lUe package of Curo C rains

Richard . Carle and Miss Hopper

-' - i a "i. v'i r-zT.-k y t . k - In "Jumping Jupiter" at mont; Clifton Forge, Virginia; and Mantowcc, Wisconsin. On Banking Lines. The postal banks will be conducted on strictly banking lines with the, exception that t'liere will be no -pass books, certificates of deposits being issued in duplicates. The opening of an account will be a very simple proceeding. Any person ten years of age, or over may open an account in his or her name for one dollar. The same privilege applies to a married woman whose account "shall be free from any control of interference by her husband." Like the dime savings bank, however, you may begin your account with Uncle Sam by buying a ten cent postal savings card. When you have purchased nine other postal savings stamps which the post master has attached to your postal savings card, you will receive In exchange a certificate of deposit. The jiostal savings stamps are then destroyed by the postmaster. No one may deposit j more than $10 In any calendar month while the total balance is limited to $300. Furthermore no person shall at the same tlmo have more than one postal savings account In his or her own right. No obstacles are .placed in the way of any depositor from with drawing the whole or any part of his or her account, with aecured Interest : on demand, under such regulations, as the board of trustees may prescribe. Depositors will be paid 2 per cent Interest yearly. The postal funds placed In designated banks by the board of trustees will yield the government 24 per cent. It Is believed that this quarter of one per cent, difference between what the government pays the depositor and what the bank will pay Uncle Sam will be sufficient to meet all necessary expenses for conducting the postal savings depositories. An Aid to Nation. A careful study of the law creating postal savings banks makes It clear that the government will be benefited Jargely. and that within a year or two after the system has been in operation Uncle Sam may have all the money uecessary to meet deficiencies, and to make effective pub".ic improvements without having to appeal to Wall street for financial aid. Section ten of the act gives a depositor the privilege of surrendering his deposit, or any part thereof, in sums of twenty, forly, sixty, eighty and n hundred dollars and multiples of one hundred and five hundred dollars and receive in lieu of such deposits V. S. coupons or registered bonds of the denominations of those accounts, which shall bear Interest at the rate of '22 per cent. rKT annum and be redeemable one year from date of issue, and payable twenty years from such date. These bonds are payable in gold coin. It Is believed by the board of trustees that this section of the Jaw will prove a strong Inducement to the people, and especially the foreign element, to patronize tho postal banks. It will also add to the desire of children to put away their pennies so that they may buy a government bond. In connection with the section of the law limiting deposits to $300 It should be understood that deposits are no time to exceed that amount, but when a depositor has accumulated five hundred dollars be or she may invest the account In the bonds Issued by the government and then again build up their postal savings to the limit when more bonds may be purchased. One of the probable first effects to follow the opening of the postal savings banks, says Post office Department officials will be the falling off In the purchase of international and local money orders by our alien population. It is believed this class of citizens will be among the first to avail themselves of the postal savings depositories, and that they will discontinue tho practice of sending their savings to their old homes in Kurope for deposit in the foreign postal savings banks. The decline in the sale of foreign and local money orders may show in postal receipts but it Is believed the general good resulting to the country will more than offset the loss from this source. Oood Place For It. Will ie Here's a sign I got from the postoftice. Mrs. Slimson Why, Willie, what do you mean? It's the si?n 'For Tranlent?. You just take it right back. "I thought you might like to bang It up in your kitchen," Life. .

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- ? "Z. :. if .itv r -1 ws. - 4 v the Gennett Next Monday. At Local Theaters Cohan Comedy Company. The Powell and Cohan Musical Comedy company presented two new bills at the Gennett theater yesterday and they gave more satisfaction than any of the other operas which have been seen so far. The novelty of hearing the latest and catchiest song3 of the day sung at popular prices has appeoled to the people as nothing else in the way of amusements has done for many years. This has been evidenced by the very large houses that have greeted the company at every appearance. Miss Carlo Portello is one of the most charming prima donnas we have had here at any time and has quite won the hearts of all the women as well as the boys In town. She has also drilled her chorus, the Dancing Pippins until they dash on and off the stage at a pace which would be hard to keep up with. The dainty little gold watch which, was given away each afternoon last week will again be presented at each matinee. Thursday evening a double amount of green trading stamps will be given and on Saturday night a little gem of a diamond ring will be presented. "Jumping Jupiter." Have you heard these new jokes of Richard (Himself) Carle, who is com ing to the Gennett next Monday in "Jumping Jupiter." the greatest success of his career? "How can you ever expect to make a good chauffeur? You never spend enough time over your machine." "No. I. spend most of my time under it." "Have you any relatives living?" "No one but my grandmother." "And what does she think of you?" "She thinks I'm a grandchild." That woman is so rich that when she goes into a bank all the bonds stand up on end and say: "Hello, Mamma!" o "What are you dressed up for?" "Twelve ninety-eight.' A darky was sitting on the banks of the Mississippi river watching his white master fishing. He watched him for some hours as the boss of the ranch pulled in many a big one. Suddenly the master got a big strike, and in the struggle that followed the boat capsized and the white man thrown Into the water, where he sputtered arjd struggled to keep afloat. The colored chap watched the colored chap with some little concern, but made no effort to aid him. The master was going down for the last time when the darkey called out: "Hey. Marse Wilson, If yo' don't come up agin, kin ah hab de boat?" o . I have a friend named Schweitzer. He's a music publisher in the daytime, but at night he's perfectly respectable. o "Didn't you promise to obey me at the altar?" asked the husband. "Yes." was the wife's reply, "but we're not there now." At the Murray. Music lovers in Richmond never had a more thorough treat at popular prices man is offered tnis week at the Murray in the act of Wilhelmi and his Imperial Yacht orchestra. This orchestra is made up of nine finished musicians who play with true appreciation nine selections from the very best of the world's orchestra music, while their leader directs in impersonations of the composers of the different selections. The impersonations are splendid and the music is rich. As Metra in the Moulin Rouge, Pans at three o'clock in the morning. Wilhelmi directs the playing oNAmoreuse Waltz, almost falling asleep in the effort. As Strauss, he directs the playing of The Danube with the very waltz movement in head, arms' and legs, that one must imagine this great waltz composer to have expressed. As Suppe, the nervous, critical little composer he makes all laugh at his antics in leading the Poet and Peasant selection. And as John Phillip Sousa he shows all the conceit and dandy airs of this most popular American composer. Other impersonations are as good. The bill for this week also includes The Man Behind the Suitcase

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ion : "I have been troubled with indigestion for more than a year. 1 bought cne box of MI-O-NA and it cured me. New I would not be without a box in the house for $5.0(). It saves a lot of doctor bills when you can be cured for 30 cents." Arthur Sederquest. 6 Nichols St., WakefieJd. Mass. MI-O-NA stomach tablets cost 30 cents a box at Leo H. Fihe's and druggists everywhere and money back if tbey don't cure. ia a clever original son and impersonations; the Sloane duo and Leonard Brothers. The motion pictures which start and complete the bill for this week are excellent. Duilds up waste tissue, promotes appetite, improves digestion, induces refreshing sleep, puts your stomach in shape to digest your food. That's what HolHster's Rocky Mountain Tea will do. Just what you need every day. Conkey Drug company. SOUTH SIDE ASSOC'N TO MEET TONIGHT Discussion of the association's successes during 1910, and the installation of officers of the South Side Improvement association will be the order of the day at the meeting on Tuesday evening in the old engine house on South E street. A general invitation has been issued to the members and friends of the association. The past year was a particularly eventful one for the association and excellent reports are expected. Mrs. Austins Buckwheat Flour gives you a good wholesome breakfast. COAXING SLEEP. Cimply a Question of Will Power end Self Su3Sctien. Ordirarily we do not sleep by accident or haphazard. We simply resolve to sleep, and self suggestion plays a gTcat part in the production of sleep. We go through a variety of actions, all suggestive of a change from our normal waking condition. We undress; we place ourselves In n comfortable position; we close our eyes: we believe and expect we are going to sleep, and the result Is sleep. One of the great preventives of sleep Is the fear of not sleeping, but a writer la Harper's Bazar says that once thl? fear Is broken down we sleep anyhow. The insomniac worries abcut his in somnia. and this very worry deepens the mischief: hence the sufferer should suggest to himself again and ngaln. if I sleep, well; if I don't sleep. 1 will r-.t. least gain rest by keeping my mind eelm and ray body relaxed." In a word, cur chances of getting sleep increase if we assume the external physical attitude which corresponds to sleep if we relax every muscle and let It stay relaxed, If we breathe lightly and regularly, if we call up the Imagination of a sleeping person ond talk and think sleep to ourselves, repeating silently and In a quiet, dreamy fashion such a formula as this: '"There is no reason why I should not sleep. Therefore I can sleep. Therefore I wi!l sleep. My mind is at peace. Sleep is coming. I am gettlug sleepy. I am about to sleep. I am asleep." Take What Pill ? Why, a Dr. Anti-Pain Miles' Pill, of course. Good for all kinds of pain. Used to relieve Neuralgia, Headache, Nervousness, Rheumatism, Sciatica, Kidney Pains, Lumbago, Locomotor Ataxia, Backache, Stomachache, Periodical Pains of women, and for pain in any part of the body. "I hve used Dr. Miles medicines for over 12 rears and find them excellent. I keep Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills in the house all the time mad would sot think of taking a journey without them, no matter how short a distance I am going. I cannot praise them enough." Miss Loo M. Chttrchiix. 63 High Sf Peaacook, N. 1L At all df-UBS- 25 dctes 25c MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart. Intf.

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Ill Timed Bragging. An Irishmau and Oermuit were st tins on a pier Msliins. Neither gate the other any concern. The Irishman s rr.oUeu a way pliiloss.nhie?Uly at bis clay, while the Orman seemed absorbed in thought or was silently expecting a bite. Suddenly the German fell into the water. The splash recalled the Irishman from bis preoccupation. That was all it did. however. He never inaie a move to offer nhl to the man struggling in TUX IRISHMAN SJIOUKD AWAY. the stream. "1 crn't swim!" snid the German as he came up. "I can't swim." he shouted louder ns he came to the surface for the second lime. As he was about to disappear for the third time the German cried heartreudi:is!y: "I can't sr-l-ir.:" "It's a d d funuy time to boast about it," replied the smoker of the clay. "Might Have!" I have lived my life, and I face the end. But that ott'er life 1 might have led Where lay the road, and who was its friend. And what was the goal when tiie years were fled? . "Where lay the road? Did I miss the turn! The friend unknown? Our greetings unsaid? And the goal unsought? Shall I never learn What was that life I might have led? As the spring's lat look for one dear day From skiea autumnal on earth may bend. So lures me that other life but. nay! I have lived my life, and 1 face the end. . Edith M. Thomas. His Mark. One day a big city bank received the following message from one of its country correspondents: "Pay $25 to John Smith, who will call today." The I cashier s curiosity became sus picion wnen a cabman assisted into the bank a drunken "fare" who shouted that he was John Smith and wonted some money. Two clerks pushed, pulled and piloted the boisterous individual Into a private room away from the sight and IDENTIFICATION' COMPLETE." bearing of regular depositors. The cashier wired the country bauk: "Man claiming to be John Smith is here. Highly intoxicated. Shall we await identification':" The auswer read: 'Identification complete. Pay the money." Success Magazine. Fish refuse, granulated to resemble cod roe, is being tried out in France as bait for s:irdines, which rise to be caught in nets as the roe is spread upon the water. if you Had a NECK A8 LONG AS THIS FELLOW AND HAD SORE THROAT T0NSILINE WOULD QUICKLY CORE IT. 25c and 60c. Hospital Size SI. ALL DRUOQIST. New Murray Week of January 2. THE GREAT WILHELMI, AND HIS IMPERIAL YACHT BAND And Three Other Big Acts. Matinee, daily, 2:30. Evening performances continuous., prices 10c to 25c. C&O.Ry.oflnd. The Popular Highway Through Vestibule Trains. Now operating fine Buffet Parlor Cars between Cincinnati and Chicago. Leaving Richmond daily for Chicago at 1116 a. m. and 4:13 p. m. daily, for Cincinnati. Try the new equipment on your next trip to Chicago or Cincinnati. Train No. 3, leaving Richmond," daily, for Chicago, at 7:56 p. m. carries Drawing Room Sleepers, with Comfortable Smoking Compartments. Passengers, get a full night's resL For sleeper reservation and other information call C. A. Blair Pass. 4. Ticket Agt, Home Tel. 2062. Richmond.

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Burrows Up the Scalp Into Dandruff and Saps the Hair's Vitality. People who complain of falling hair as a rule do not know that it is the result of dandruff, which is caused by a pestiferous parasite burrowing up the scaip as it digs down to the sheath in which the hair is fed in the scalp. Before long the hair root i3 shriveled up snd the hair drops out. If thf work of the germ is not destroyed hair keeps thinning until baldness comes. The only way to cure dandruff is to j kill the germ and until now there has' been no hair preparation that would do it; but today dandruff is easily eradicated by Newbro's Herpieide, . which makes hair glossy and soft as silk. Sold by leading druggists. Send loc in stumps for sample to The lierp-' !cid? Co.. Detroit. Mich. One dollar bottles guaranteed. A. G. Luken & t Co.. special agents. Life Insurance. Frinmrily llf insurance is a co-operative plan to meet the default involved In the premature denth of productive lives. A nonproductive lifo Is not properly Insurable. A life stamped with immorality is not insurable. A life somewhat impaired through defective faiuily history or by individual weakness or disease. If that life at tho same time i.s a productive life, is insurable at a price. All of which brings us back to the same conclusion 1. e., life insurance is a great social plan which merges the Individual into the mass and puts behind the frailty of man standing alone the immeasurable strength of men standing together. Darwin P. Kingsley In Leslie's. Conservation of the Teeth might well be made a political issue. Are the teeth not a national resource ? The health of the nation depends upon the care of its teeth. Uncle Sam won't allow an enlistment in the Army or Navy until the teeth have been favorably passed upon, and, incidentally, Uncle Sam knows a good dentifrice. Ask any one in the Army and Navy about SOZODONT and profit by his answer. is wonderfully pure and sure ; a mouth antiseptic ; a deodorizer of delightful fragrance ; a tonic for the teeth and gums; cleanses and preserves them and, being alkaline, assists materially in arresting decay by neutralizing the acids of the mouth. Lactic acid is the arch enemy of the teeth. Sozodont Tooth Powder nil Sozodont Tooth Paste like the liquid, are prime favorites in every land. Your druggist keeps them. Cream to Whip atH. G. HADLEY'S GROCERY New Corn RICHMOND FEED STORE 11 N. 9 b St. Phone 2196

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Theie Methods Are Nat Those ef the - Strenuous Life. A Spanish railway seems an excellent place for a rest cure. 'I remember." write Mr. S. I. Kensusan. "when coiRS oa a short journey lu Andalusia. , the train that carried me stopped at a short juuerton. While we were at rest hen, after some hour of travel at the ruts of at least twehre mile an hour, the driver uncoupled hi engine sud proceeded down the line with K In the direction we were not to take. "The assengers walked contentedly ap and down, smoked countless cigarettes,' ate oranges, resisted the importunities of beggars. At last 1 became uueasy and asked where the driver had gone. 'Pedro has rua down the' Hue on hi engine to take a birthday, gift to his mother, who live over there. explained the station master; 'he is Indeed n good son and will not; I trust his parcel to the iost Spain 1 full of "thieves. And when the good son had come back from his mission ne restored me engine io us prone position and we re-entered the train.' which went ou its Journey after threequarters of an hour'a delay. Loudon Graphic. WILLIAMS' KIDNEY PILLS Have you o"rworkd your nerveua y tern and ca -sed trouble with your kl. r.evs and bladder? Have you pains in loins, side, bach and bladder? Have you a flabby appearance of the face, and under the eves? A frequent desire to pas 1 urine? If so. Williams' Kidney FUla will cure you Prufcgist, Price 50c. WILLIAMS MFC CO.. Prop.. Clluid.Ohie For sale by Conkey Drug O. REX ALL Cherry Bark Conponnd This is tho fine cough remedy with a pleasant cherry fruit flavor. It can be given to children without trouble, as it does not nauseate, or destroy the appetite. We guarantee it to give sat isfaction. 23 and 45 cents. Only at Adams Drug Store 6th & Main. "The Rexall Store" GENNETT " 1 ' " Toalght Powell & Cohsa Co. The Yankee Doodle Boy Musical Comedy at popular , prices. THE JEWELRY HOUSE OF DICKINSON. Established 61 Years. Make Your New Years' Resolution Buy your Jewelry from a store where you get the best values. Our stock is the most complete. even after our enormous holiday trade. We guarantee every article we sell to be just as represented. v You can buy safely and right at this store. 0. E. Dickinson S23 MAIN STREET.

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