Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 36, Number 54, 2 January 1911 — Page 3

THE RICITMOXD PAL LADIU3I A AD SUS-TELEGRAM, 31QXDAY, J A MM ICY , 1911.

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A PAII AMERICAN MEETGPLAIIIIED Commercial Congress of All American Republics Held Next February. (American Newi Service) Washington, Jan. 2. A pan-American commercial conference more practical and comprehensive than any trade gathering ever assembled In the national capital, will be held during the week of February 13-18, 1911, under the auspices of the Tan-American union, formerly known as the bureau of American republics, In the auditorium of the new building of the union In Washington. I. C. Its purpose and plan as announced by Director General John Barrett, will be the awakening of the commercial organizations, representative business men and general public of both North and South Amerlea to an appreciation of the posslblitles of Pan-American commerce and the necessity of preparing for the opening of the Panama canal. Through the cooperation of the department of state, diplomatic and consular officers of the United States ac

credited to Latin America, either borne on leave or detailed for this pur pose, will deliver addresses describing trade conditions and opportunities based upon their official investigation and observations. The diplomatic and consular officers of the twenty Latin American nations accredited to tho United States will, on the other hand be Invited to discuss the subject from the standpoint of their countries, par ticularly with reference to the exchange of commerce and the extens ion of the market for their products In tho United States. The practical sifU of the meetinc Is further shown In the fact that the best export and Im port trade experts, both official and private aside from diplomatic and con ular officers, will give talks on those particular subjects which manufactur era, exporters and Importers not yet familiar- with the field wish to hear discussed, such as Credits." "Trade Marks," "Tariff Regulations." "Bank Ing Facilities." "Packing." "Advertls Ing." . Catalogues," "Freight Bates, "Steamship Routes." "Laws Govern' Ing Salesmen and Samples." etc. To 8end Invitations. Invitations to participate In this conference will be sent to the princl pal commercial organisations in representative cities and to such other business organisations. Individuals, .companies and firms as may desire to attend. . Colleges and schools having pedal commercial courses including foreign trade will also send specialists to take part. . Jt will have a novel feature in that it will consider the exchange of trade Imports aa well as exports and the opportunities not only of the United 8tates to extend the sale of Its product in Latin America but of Latin Amerl cato sell Its products to the United 8tates, for only upon the basis of re ciprocal exchange of trade can a per mancnt large commerce and lasting good relations be built up between the United States and her twenty sister American republics. Heretofore all discussions and meetings have considered only the export field, with a corresponding unfortunate effect on public opinion In Latin America and Its attitude towards the efforts of the United States to Increase Its commerce with that Important part of the world. Another special feature will be careful consideration, from the stand point of the business Interests of all the American countries Interested In the Panama canal, of what should be done to get ready for greater exchange of trade though, that waterway and to gain practical advantages to their commerce from the day it Is opened. Heretofore most of the discussion has been about the wonderful, good that will come from the canal, without consideration of what should be done now to secure that good. , The conference will also be unique in. that no platform or resolutions of a controversial nature will be considered. It will be absolutely nonpartisan and non-political, devoted solely to educating and Informing those present about the conditions and oppor tunities of Pan American commerce so, that they may return to their respective cities, companies and Institutions, and become centers of knowledge and information to develop new and practical Interest In what Pan-American trade and the Panama canal mean to the United States and its sister nations. Are You Deaf? Catarrh is Probably the Cause. Get Rid of the Ctuse. If you have catarrl and have constant ringing noises 1 your ears look into the matter at ones. Ifa a pretty sure aim that catarrh Is spreading and is mklng its way through the Eustachian, tubes that lead from the nose to tie cars. When the catarrh geU to the ears partial deaf mess follows. jf you have ringing noises In your car go to Leo H. Flhe today and get a HlOMEf outfit and drive out catarrh. To cure catarrh HYOMEf should be breathed through a pocket inhaler for a few minutes, four or five; times a day. Just pour a few drops into the bard rubber Inhaler and breath e it. It kills the germs; soothes fee irritation; heals the Inflamatlon stops hawking, spitting and snuffing, HYOMEI keeps the throat f re from mucus and prevents crusts in no. The complete HYOMEI outfit ich Includes the little indestructible lard rubber Inhaler, a bottle of HYOki and simple Instructions for use. cts $1.00. Separate bottles of HYOM$i costs f.ft rent at 1m II. Fih' au druggist, everywhere, on money baa i.H -1 - 1 I

HOW TO MAKE

YOUR. warn syrup To make this excellent cough syrup take one pound of granulated sugar. one-half pint of water end one bottle (2 ozs.) of LOGOS cough remedy (the extract for making cough syrup this will make one pint of exceedingly good cough syrup, free from opiates, at a very small cost, good for every member of the farnly. The next time you have a cough, try this, make it yourself, kcc if you don't say it is the best cough syrup you ever used. The LOGOS extracts are for sale at all First C!ah3 Drug Stores. A t Local Theaters At the Murray. The great Wilhelmi, a master Impersonator, assisted by his Imperial Yacht band heads the program at the Murray this week. M. Wilhelmi gives realistic Impersonations of famous composers and musical directors of the past and present in directing his Imperial Yacht band. Henry Bobker) plays "The Man Behind tho Suitcase" to perfection. lie sing3 songs of his own composing and makes clever character changes without the aid of anything except the contents of a mechanical suit case. The Sloane Duo, a pair of singing and comedy artists, sends the audience off in spasms of laughter. The Lombards, a team of gladiators and equilibrists, do a few unusual stunts In the air that are really wonderful. The bill will open and close with motion pictures. REFORMATION OF MR. JONES. JT ONES recollections of the previ ous night were Indefinite indeed Faint gleams of intelligence, fu gltire ns a summer zephyr. came to him ns be sat up in bed. but his efforts to retain and formulate them into entitles of thought were futile. He remembered having heard whistles, cannons, firecrackers and tin horns blended in discordant inbar mony, while a large gentleman with a flush on bis face like the aurora borea11s tn the Klondike leaned affectionately over a table and. grasping his band, exclaimed with husky effusiveness, "lla'y Noo Yearsh. ol chap!" There were other gentlemen around tbe table, and all had Hushes on tbeir faces, but Jones had never seen them before. The portly gentleman with the beaming countenance, though, must have been a pretty Jolly fellow. He would look him up. "Look him up!" Jones thought a moment while both hands pressed tightly against either side of bis aching bead. "Look him up? Well. I guess not. This is New Year's. This, is the day I've been looking for. Will I look him up? Sit still; stay where you ore, my beating, throbbing bead. I shall treat you as tenderly in the future ns a father does his only twin. No longer; never again shall my stomach rule your brain. Bide with me yet but once, and no more aches shall ride roughshod from frontal bone to base. Look him up? This is the day of good resolutions, the dawn of reformations, the moment of reason with a mind that sorrows. Look him up? Oh. Thomas!" Thomas responded. Jones was provided with a bath, shaving water, towels, rearranged clothing and breakfast. A modicum of the latter sufficed to stay bis appetite, not at all ravenous, and make his head fit the bat he bad worn the night before. Then he stood In-fore his dressing case, gazing at bis reflection In the mirror. It was enough. His own image, bis face, his eyes, reproached him for the excesses of a year. His reformation should be complete. He would not "Xxtkb AOACt shall ut stomach bcls TOCH BEAIX." drink or smoke. He would not date his letters 1910 for the first two weeks In 1911. He would return all the books he bad borrowed and retained during the year. He would make no calls, ac cept no eggnog. no seductive punches. He would refrain from smiting on both sides the man who squeezed his hand on the street and shouted "Same to you" or "Hoss an boss." All of those things he would let go ly, for he was to be a better man. Full of his good resolutions and arrayed In his finest. Jones started down - . ?? F rVom tight he discarded. Ia Its place

was a derby of the latest block. He felt good. Who hasn't felt Just that way on New Year's day? Why shouldn't he feel good? He was going to be good. These and other things passed through the mind of Jones before he discovered that the wind was blowing a gale. Then be stopped thinking and devoted his entire attention to keeping bis bat on. On the block going In the same direction were seventeen old gentlemen bent ou paying calls on boyhood friends. Thirty-three pretty young ladles were also going downtown. Ninety-four small boys and girls, some with old gentlemen, some with the pretty young ladies, some with newspapers to sell and some with mind Intent upon mischief, were scattered around. The

n pcbsctt or thb hat. census of the block also revealed a solitary negro, grimy of counteuauce and expansive as to mouth, sitting with an air of breezy Insouciance on a brick cart. Then came Jones' experience. It was all over in au Instant, and it would take a klnetoscope and n Dickens properly to depict It. Suddenly Jones stopped short with an expression of anticipatory anguish ou bis face. As his overcoat .flapped In the breeze both his arms shot upward and bis bands were clapped convulsively on his head. His bat was soaring through the air. That derby of the latest block was bounding over bumps in the atmosphere ut the rate of a million a minute, and Jones' hair, overlong. was fluttering. He paused for a moment, hopeful, expectant, but no help came, and be started after It. "Yah, yah, yah."' yelled the negro on the cart, throwing his feet up In an ecstasy of mirth as he saw Jones dashing down the street in pursuit of the bat. "Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the seventeen old gentlemen, clapping their bands and dancing around. "Shriek, shriek, shriek!" came from the thirty-three pretty young ladles. "Keep a-goln'!" "Eat Mm up. coattails!" "What's your hurry?" "Oh. look at the man. sister!" "Papa, he's chaste his hat!" "Catch it!" merry ha-bas. catcalls, boots and pertinent comments from the ninety-four small children. "D !" said Jones as be overtook the hot and stamped on It with the force and vigor of an enraged human being. "P hats! D old gentlemen! D pretty girls! D New Year's resolutions! D a man that'll make an ass of himself running after bis bat! If I'd waited some bloomln' idiot would hare chased it for me. Good resolutions with a mashed bat and a wind like this! I'll look up my fat friend." "All right, boss; wait a minute," said the negro cabman late that night "Jos gib me de key. Ah '11 git yo in de house all right, on' we won't 'sturb nobody. Reckon yo'd better let me put yo f bed." "Wha's t'mazzer wh-wherz Thomas?" demanded- n voice ns the owner of it got unsteadily out of the cab on the arm of the driver and. caromed with a six inch balk line he seemed to e steering clear of to the front door? The voice was Jones'; the man was Jones. But. oh. how different! His overcoat was buttoned on a bias; bis hat was crushed in; his toes turned backward when he tried to go ahead; his face, whose image had reproached him twelve hours before, was flushed, but It was Jones, and he bad met bis fat friend. An UnsAptccfed invitation. A clergyman ouce heard an address. r what promised to be. turn unexpectedly Into a challenge to a pie eating contest. A young man, It seeuis, believed he could air his views upon certain subjects in a convincing manner if allowed to go lefore the multitude. He was given the chsnee and took the floor. Brethren," he began, his face flushing and his knees beginning to quake, "br-br br-brethren (pause), br-br-breth-brethreu (in despair), will you? If nny of you want to eat humble pie Just stop up!" Newark Star. Cures Coughs After Ordinary Preparations Fail Wonderful New Mixture Made at Home. O An investigating chemist of national reputation just recently discovered in a compound known to the medical world as essence O mentho-laxene, a most wonderful virtue as a curative, laxative cough syrup, and the best part of it is. it can be made at home about S times cheaper than one can buy labeled cough syrups. It immediately relieves the severest O cases of asthma, bronchitis, coughs and chronic colds on the lungs, and it effects a cure, too, because it has a laxative action when S to 10 doses are taken daily. In very short order It will loosen the tightest cough and one can feel it "taking hold" in its curative action. Obtain of the druggist, or have him order from wholesale firm 2i ounces essence mentho-laxene. Empty it into a pint bottle. Make a syrup with a pint of sugar and a half pint of boiling water, stir and let cool. Then fill up the bottle with syrup, shake well and take a teaspoonful S to 10 times daily or as needed. Give children less according to age. It is very pleasant to take.

Get Rid of Rheumatism

It's an Easy Matter with Rhcuma, the New Remedy That l H. Fihe Guarantees. Drive ou the Uuric Acid from the joints. Get every particle of this poisonous matter out of your system, and keep it out. You can do It with Rheuma, a new scientific prescription that acts at once on :idnews, stomach, liver and blood; dissolves the Uric Acid and causes Rheumatic agony to vauish. Here's real proof: "I am very thankful for Rheuma, which I began taking on Jan. 3, when I could not hold a pen. Now I can write. Then I could not walk; now I go down town and back and feel like another man. I am free from pain for the first time in three years." E. W. Rice, Troy, Pa.. Jan. 29. 1910. Remember that L. II. Fihe things enough of Rheuma to guarantee It. Price 50 cts. Mailed by Rheuma Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Bad stomach means pimples and blotches. Bure both with English Marhue. 25 cents at L 11. Fihe. Mailed by Rheuma Co., Buffalo. N. Y. BUSINESS LETTERS. Write to a Man Just as You Would Talk to Him at Your Desk. Business letter writing is no longer merely "correspondence." but "literature," and the correspondent who formerly wasted his precious breath on such inanities as "Yours received and contents duly noted" Is nw relegated to the "old school" class, and unless he is willing to adopt the new rules of letter writing he Is likely to change not only his position, but find It necessary to change his vocation as well. The up to date business men does not waste tlaie indulging In the preliminaries of "I beg to acknowledge receipt" or "In reply would say," but goes straight to the subject at issue firmly, without frills, even eliminating the time worn advice, "Awaiting your early reply," and closing without the absurdity of "Begging to remain." "Write to a man exactly as you would talk to him If he were sitting at your desk," is the maxim of one of the best authorities on letter writing !n Chicago. By eliminating useless phrares baring no bearing ou the subject tho business man not only saves his own time In dictating, but that of his stenographer in transcribing the notes. By the old method of letter writing the opening and closing of letters contained almost five lines of useless "form" matter which would averogo on 10O letters Just 500 lines of superfluous effort. Chicago Tribune. Net a Contortionist. A merchant died, leaving to his only sou tho conduct of his extensive business, and great doubt was expressed In some quarters whether the young man itossessed the ability to carry out the father's policies. "Well." said one kindly disposed friend, "for my part I think Henry is very bright and capable. I'm sure he will succeed." i'eiii:ips you're right." said another friend. "Henry is undoubtedly a clever fellow; but. take It from me. old man. he hasn't got the head to fill his father's slio." Not to Bo Forgotten. "I say, do you think much of Black?" 'I do unfortunately; he owes me a ten spot." Git th Original and Ganuina HORIICITS MALTED MILK Tha Food-drink far All Agas. For Infants, Invalids, and Growing chfldren. Pure Nutrition, up bunding the whole body. Invigorates the nursing mother and the aged. Rich milk, malted grain, in powder form. A quick lunch prepared ia a minute. Take no substitute. Ask for HORLICK'S. In No Combine or Trust 20 REDUCTION ON ALL PYROGRAPHY GOODS Old Reliable Paint Co. We Retail Goods at Wholesale Prices. Thone 22U0. 10-12 S. 7th. H. C. Shaw, Mgr.

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ONE WAY TO MAKE RESOLVES

9 I HE c;an who resolves net to en courage fol!y In others Is an k overindulged ausbaud or a too easy going father. Ills vows and resolutions ere alarming when they are made, but nre of short dura'lou usually aud should not be taken seriously by Lis fsini.'y. The woman who nsolvcs to keep track of the houeUIJ expenses and the girl who swears to keep a Journal era hopeless. If they carry cut their threats, and to the very bitter eud. thi-y become unbearably complacent. If they fail it pains one to tbink how weak of will they r.re. You see. there Is absolutely no way to please one's friends in this 2Ccw Yer.r'3 business. The cu!y way to ma!:o n New Year's resolution with sny hope of keeping it and your natural and amiable bearing toward the world is to r.da;:t J. M. Barrie's reclps for enjoying a day In bed. The fun of staying all day In bed. snys that canny Scot. Is to begin by saying, "I will get up In fifteen minutes." When the fifteen minutes "I SSlRl" are up you continue to nap or lounge. But you must not say: "I'll stay here all day. How delicious!" You must say, "Another half hour and then' I'll have to get up." But at the end of the half hour you still rest among the pillows. And so ou, tasting your ease all day long. And that's the way to make Xew Year's resolutions. Say. "I won't buy bargains or smoke or drink or read French novels or go to problem plays this month." Then at the end of the month renew the threats, and the first thing you know it will be Dec. 31 and you will have passed on exemplary and colorless year. And your stock of egotism won't mount so high as It docs when one makes yearly contracts with one's conscience and abides by them New Y'ork Commercial Advertiser. Reading the Bible. To read tho Bible through at the rate or a chapter a day would require thre years and three montns. Piles! Pilos! Piles! Williams' Indian I'ilc Ointment will cure Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles. It absorbs the tumors, .allays itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Williams' Tndian Pile Ointment is prepared for Piles and itrhinc of the private parts. Drutreists. mail &0c and $1.00. WILLIAMS MFG. CO.. Props.. Cleveland. Ohio For sale by T. F. McDonnell. Cream to Whip atH. G. HADLEY'S GROCERY GROCERIES! Home Grown Potatoes, (In 5 bushel lots) per bu., 65c Pride of Richmond Flour, SO lb. sack $1.30 Carpenter's Fancy Flour, 50 lb. sack $1.30 Pure Lard, per lb 15c Lenox Soap, 3 bars for 10c Lenox Soap, per box $3.20 Gloss Soap, 7 bars for 25c We Always Have Plenty of Good Country Butter and Eggs on Hand. GEO. A. CUTTER Ccr. 4th and S. D Sts. Phone. 1323. . City, Private Chapel and AmbuPariors 1014 Main Street. your insurance in to E. B. Knollenberg Room 6, Knollenberg Annex. He writes all kinds.

A FORMER TRUSTEE

SUED BY BINGHAM (American New Service Lafayette, Jan. 2. Jesse M. Chenoweth. trustee of Tippxanoe uiunty from 1900 'to 190 i was sutd for j three thousand dollars, alleged to have J been wrongfully overpaid to himself as overseer - or i no poor. Attorney general Bingham is the plaintiff. THE CRESCENT. Legend of Its Adoption as an Enb!:fcy tha Turks. The cr?feJt has been known since time out of memory., l'.i auclont my thology it decorated the foreheads cf Diana sud of Astcrte. the Syrian Venus. In the days of l:ome"s greatest glory the ladles wore it as an ornament in their hair. Since the foundation of Constanti nople, the ancient Byrantlum. it has been the emblem of the city and as such adorns its walls aud public: buildings, besides being stamped on its coins and postage. Th legend which accounts for its universal adoption la Turkey, and Constantinople in particular. Is as follows: , rhillp of Macedon laid siege to the city In the year 3!0 B. C. lie chose a night of unusual darkness for tho proposed assault, but was foiled by the moon suddenly breaking from behind a cloud. In commemoration of thi3 providential deliverance the crescent was adopted as the symbol of tho city. The Mohammedan sn'.tan3 were slow to assume this emblem until some one mentioned that it was the symbol of Increasing greatness, power changing as rapidly r.s tho phases of the moon. Westminster Gazette. iru Sarsaparilla Eradicates scrofula and all other humors, cures all their effects, makes the blood rich and abundant, strengthens all the vital organs. Take it. Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. D. E. ROBERTS Piano Tuner & Repairer Thirteen Years Factory and Warcroom Experience Phone 3684. 1818 Main St. CCD AIL, 2 GREAT DIFFERENCE. I GUARANTEE MINE THE BEST C. S. FARNHAM FUN! FUN!! FUN!!! Let no innocent man escape. At the great Mock Court Trial under the auspices of tho Women's Auxiliary of Y. M. C. A., in Gennett Theater, on Wednesday Evening, January 11th. One of our most respected citizens will be' charged with Breach of Promise. Regular Court Rules. Startling Developments. Ludicrous Situations. Local Hits. An Evening of Refined Fun. Prices 23, S3 and 50 cents. Tickets on sale at Y. M. C. A. building and Gennett Theater. Open at 7:30. Court called at 8.

THE BEST WAY to begin THE NEW YEAR Sit down and sum up your bills, putting those of the butcher, the grocer, the rent man, the insurance agent, etc., etc., all in one amount, then come and see us and give us an opportunity to explain our plan for relieving your "financial pains." We loan on Furniture, Pianos, Teams, etc., giving you weekly, monthly or quarterly payments, in which way you do not miss the money. .. . , 60 Cents is Weekly Payment on $25 Loan. $1.20 is Weekly Payment on $50 Loan. $2.40 is Weekly Payment on $100 Loan. OTHER AMOUNTS IN SAME PROPORTION If in need of money, fill our this blank and mail to us. Our Agent will call on you. Your name Address, Street and No. , . Amount Wanted, $ .". .......... All communications held strictly confidential. Address, RICHMOND LOAN CO. wcnnonD, HlDIAflA! Room S Colonial Bldg. Established. 1893. Automatic phone 151

TAFTS BODYGUARD ARRESTS A NEGRO American'. News Service) Washington. Jan. 2. The White House . police arrested a negrc who gave the name of Silas Johnson ol Madison, Illinois. He is suspected of

insanity. Johnson was wandering around the grounds demanding to tee the President, D.-ecrna aa Omen. rrm tho earliest times recorded tn history men have believed in the prophetic character of dreams. So far as we know, the first to deliberately find systematically r.ttempt the interpretation of dreams was Awphyctyou of Athens, who lived about the yea HtX) D. C. The Bible mentions dream In many places, and we are eutitletl to conclude from the Uiblicnl references that there were professional Interpreters of dreams who were not infrequently resorted to by the areaniers. Kxchanje. Never sold In bulk Blackburn's 1 Beware or substitutes 10c, 25c and 50c packages 1 GENNET.T. 1 1 - Tonight Powell & Cohan Co. The Yankee Doodle Boy PRICES: 10, 20. 30, 50 DON'T That NOW Is the time to protect yourself against loss by WINDSTORMS. Costs but little. DOUG AN & CO, Room 1, I. O. O. F. Bldg. Phone 1330. PC Gilt Edge Flour has all the good Qual- -ities. Each bag contains more Flourl. More Flour means more Bread. It costs the same. Ask your Grocer to get it for you. Made by , Daniels 6. Pickering CoM Middletown, Ind. OmerG.lVbelan Local Jobber

MAKE S0MEC0DY HAPPY WITH A Let us help you make your selection: Kodaks $5.00 to $111.00. Brownies $1.00 to $12.00. W. H. ROSS DRUG CO. 804 UAIN ST. Ask for the new booklet. "Kodak at Boose" free. .

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