Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 323, 28 September 1910 — Page 2

THE IUCH2IOXD PAIXADICA AXD SUX TELEGRAM, WEDXESD AF, SEPTEMBER 28, 1910.

CATIIELL ROASTED CIGARETS AHD GUM Tells High School Students They Should Avoid These Obnoxious Habits. ' HE SPEAKS ON" EDUCATION

WARNS THE STUDENTS NOT TO STORE AWAY KNOWLEDGE REGARDLESS OF THE WORK TO BE PURSUED IN LIPE. Clgarets and chewing sum and their uh by high tchool students was condemned by the Rev. J. E. Catbell In an addrers to tho blgb school students this mornlr;. His Illustrations were tho morr.1 result of these obnoxious habit. "If I bad i great amount of money," said tbe RevrMr: CathelL "I would offer a large reward for'any young man who at the ago of twenty-five years can show he has never smoked a clgaret, Tbo penalty .for those who smoked clgarets before that age would be a' button hole of asafoetlda." "Nothing can so Injure the appearance of a girl as by chewing gum In the presence of others," said the Rev. Catbell. "St. Paul condemned chewing gum when be proclaimed the doctrine of sincerity. Sincerity is made up of two words, 'sin' and 'cere' meaning 'without wax.' " , Then-departing from the humorous vein, the Rev.. Catbell told the students they should' biS "wells instead of Cisterns for knowledge "A well," be said, "is filled with moving water. A cistern contains Stored water. The minds of you students should be filled with living education adapted to the needs of your lives. You should not store away learning regardless of what you are going to do. Your minds should be sdjusted to your life work." ' ' The Rer. Mr. Catbell mentioned the lame of tbe late Allen Jay as a man who had overcome the impediment of faulty speech. He was one of the brilliant lights In the early history of Old Wayne county, according to the Rev. CathelL., TRIED FOR LARCENY ' TL trial of George Dubois of Mil ton, charged with the theft of $21 from William Henry a fellow citizen, on June 11. was started in the circuit court on Wednesday morning. The brosecu ting witness Iri bis testimony Charged that while at the tent-home of John Doty and wife, . south of Cam bridge City. DuBois lifted a wallet containing the money from his hippocket The defendant stoutly professed his Innocence and has engaged Will Reller to defend htm.' The prose cution Is conducted by state's attorney Ladd and his assistant, R. K. Shlveley. The case was dlsmlsed this afternoon. TO CONSIDER BOOKS County Superintendent C. W. Jordan will attend tbe meeting of tbe atate reading circle board at India napolis this evening. Books for both pupils and teachers will be selected for the ensuing - year by the board. Tbe meeting Is a special one, having been called at this time In order that the younger members on the board might have the value of the experlr nee of Mr. Jordan and 8tate Super in tendent R, J. Aley, both of whom have resigned their respective position to take effect In the near future. A FINAL REPORT. Uriah Borticb. administrator of the sstae of John Boyer. has filed final report showing that the total charges which came into his hands were 12.902.5?, all of which - was spent In paying debts and distributing money to heirs. TH WHIlfc WllE. Mr. Reosevslt's Dstoriptien of Night on the Groat African River. We bad come down through the secsod of the great Nyanaa lakes. As we sailed northward Its waters stretched Behind us beyond the ken of vision, to .where they were fed by streams from tbo Mountains of tbo Moon. On our left hand rose the frowning ranges on the other side of which the Kongo sorest lies like a shroud over tbe land. On onr right we passed the month of tbe Victorian Kile, alive with monstrous crocodiles and Its banks barren f human life becauso of tbe swarms sf the fly whose bite brings tbo torment which ends In death. night Ml we entered tbe Whin 'ie and Steamed and drifted down t nighty stream. Its current awlrie.i m long curve between endless ranks of plumed papyrus. White and blue and red the floating water lilies covered tbe lagoons and the still lulets among the reeds, and. here and. there the lotus lifted. Its leaves and flowers stiffly above tbe surface. t Tbe brilliant tropic stars made Lines of light on the lapping water as' we' ran on through the sight. The river horses roared from the reed beds and snorted and plunged beside the boat; and crocodiles slipped ullealy Into tbe river as we glided by. Toward morning , a mist arose and through It the crescent of the dying moon shone red and lurid. " Then the tun flamed aloft! and soon the African landscape vast, lonely., mysterious, stretched on every aide In a shimmering glare of beat and light, and ahead f us the great, strange river went rwtstlng sway Into . the distance. fbeoipre .Bppeevelt .lL Scribner, 1

DRIVE OUT PACIFIC Adams Express Company Will Supercede It on the C. & 0. of Indiana.

ANNOUNCEMENT JUST MADE' Cincinnati, Sept, 28. The Adams Express, company will succeed the Pari do Express company to the express rights on the old C. C. a L road now the C. ' eV O. of Indiana. The change will be effective November 1. The displacing of the Pacific Ex press company will shut that company out of this city,. and the local office will be abandoned. The wagons and other local equipment will be shipped to other offices of the Pacific company In the west. The Adams Express company now operates the Pennsylvania, the Nor folk ft Western, the Louisville ft Nashville, the Queen ft Crescent, the Cincinnati, Lebanon ft Northern, and the Chesapeake ft Ohio. Tbe elimination of the Pacific Ex press company from the Cincinnati field will bring the southwestern portion of the country into quicker touch by express service. The southwest is the territory of the Pacific Express company, and the business for that section has been hauled from here to Peru, Ind., then to St. Louis and over the Gould lines Into the Southwest. This business will hereafter be ban died by the Adams company, via Mem phis, which will be a saving of 24 hours to the shipper. When seen yesterday General Agent Charles F. Barret, of the Adams Express company, declined to confirm or deny the report that his company will secure the express rights over tbe C. C. ft I He says that he will not discuss the proposed change until after formal notice has been made of It by the company Itself. A PUKE'S LOVES. The Force of the Attacks Wore Messured by His Appetite. In the late eighteenth century a Dr. Moore was tutor to tbe younr Duke of Hamilton of those days, whom be accompanied on the usual continental tour. The duke was then eighteen and was susceptible to feminine charms. He bad Just fallen a victim to tbe black eyes of a married lady when Dr. Moore made this re, r to tbe youthful peer's mother: "This Is tbe third passion the duke bas bad since we crossed tbe sen. They generally affect hi appetite, and I can make a pretty good guess at tbe height of his lore by tbe victuals be refuses to eat. A slight touch of lore puts him Immediately from legumes and alt kinds of jardlnage. If It arises a degree higher be turns up bis nose at fricassees and ragouts. Another degree and he will rather go to bed supperless than taste plain roasted veal or poulets of nny sort. This Is tbe utmost length his passion has ever come hitherto, for when he was nt tbe court with Mile. Marchenrille. though she put bim entirely from greens, ragouts and real, yet she made no impression on bis roast beef or mutton appetite. He fed plentifully upon those in spite of her charms. I intend to make a thermometer for the duke's passion with four degrees (1) greens. 2) fricassees and ragouts. (3i roast veal and fowl!. (4) plain roast mutton or beef and If ever the mercury mounts as high as tbe last I shall think tbe case alarming." Argonaut. Pawning Bank Bills. "Pawnbrokers don't think much of ten dollar bills as pledges." said the city salesman. "I saw a man pawn one the other day for $0.50. When asked why lie didn't spend his $10 Instead of soaking it for a little more than half the amount he explained that he wanted to keep that particular bill. Twice before he bad tried to keep a certain bill by giving It as security to a friend who had so many bills that he wouldn't need to spend that particular one. but both times the friend got bis money mixed and tbe keepsake was lost after alt. This time he depended upon tbe pawnbroker to tide htm over. To pawn money struck me ns a very curious proceeding, but the broker as sured me that It Is frequently done by people who attach a sentimental value to a particular bill or coin." New Tork Sun. His Choic. "Yes." said the specialist, as he stood at the bedside of the miser millionaire. I csn cure you." "But what will It cost?" came feebly from tbe lips of the sick man. Tbe specialist made a swift mental calculation. "N'lnety-flve dollars." wa bis answer. "Can't you shade your figure a lit tier walled the other. "The under taker's bid Is much less." Llpplncott's. Kept His Head. "Miss Gldday." began Mr. Tim mid "1 thought to propose" "Really, Mr. Tlmmidr Interrupted Miss Gldday. "I'm sorry, but""That we hare some Ice cream" "Oh. I should be delighted to take" "Some evening when the weather is warmer." ' Its Purpose. Howard That's a bad cough you're got. Do you do anything to cure It? Coward-Xope. It's this cough that wakes our cook In the morning. Harper's Bazar. In Boston. "Say, I'm a stranger in this town Can you tell me a good place to stop atr "Tea, sir. Stop Just before tbe af Cleveland Leader. Every man holds In bis band a rock to throw at us In . our adversity. George satta.

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ARIZOIIIAIIS FLEE FROM THE QUAKES a Territory from Flagstaff to Grand Canon Is Almost Depopulated.

THE INDIANS ARE TERRIFIED TRIBAL TALCS OF ACTIVITIES OF NOW BURNED OUT CRATERS OVER 50 IN NUMBER, CAUSED . THE STAMPEDE. Flagstaff, Arts., Sept 28. Territory fifty miles square and extending from here to tbe Grand Canyon of tbe Colorado river today la practically depopulated becauso of earthquakes and rumblings, which, beginning Saturday, are steadily increasing in magnitude and violence. Indians, of whom there were many In tbe region, fled when the quakes began, terrified by sinister Imports which they Imagined to be contained in the cracking of the solid ground. Tribal tales of the ancient activities of now burned out craters, of which there are more than fifty In the re gion, hastened their flight The whites remained until their houses fell about them. J. B. Chaves, tbe first of the refu gees to reach Flagstaff, reported that his house cracked open. Others reported that volcanic stones weighing many tons had been torn from their bads and sent crashing down the mountain Bide. They refused flatly to go back for any reason. The whole district IS of volcanic origin. LARGcSt UAfflb FISH. Tho Tuna Sometimes Attains a Weight of 2,000 Pounds. Charles Frederick Holder, the California naturalist, thus describes thai remarkable fish, the tuna: "Tbe tuna is a pelagic fish, a free lance, an ocean rover, a sort of swnggeri ng musketeer of tbe sea. tbe largest of what may be termed the yane or bony fishes, attaining a maximum weight of nearly 2.000 pounds 'and an approximate length of fourteen feet or more. Such a flsb Is very exceptional, though specimens weighing 1.W0 pounds have been taken on tbe New England coast I once entered a school of such tunas in tbe Santa Catalina channel In a big launcb. Tbe school divided to port and starboard as we passed through It. and I bad a view of one or two fishes that appeared to be more than half as loug as tbe boat. "These fishes spend tbe winter in warm latitudes and migrate nortb as far aa the mouth of the St Lawrence. They are found In tbe Mediterranean and north to the Loffoden island, yet so far. the efforts of anglers, except at Santa Catalina. have failed to take tbem with tbe rod. Even here there la a stietch of but eight miles or so where tbey can be satisfactorily play ed and taken with rod and reel. "This region lies on the nortb side of Santa Catalina. from Avalon to Long point, und to the east as many more, facing tbe nortb. and generally smooth more like it Scottish loch than a fishing ground twenty miles out at sea." Chicago News. THE FRENCH DUEL Tricks That Are Invoked to Make tho Mooting Bloodless. A French paper ba been describing tbe various contrivances to Insure pis tol duels ending In "coffee for two." A favorite trick, it seems. Is to use pro JectUes that look like ordinary lead bul lets, but crumble to pieces when fired In more serious cases bullets are used of smaller caliber tliau the pistol, thu lessening their penetrating (tower. Sometimes the wad is intentionally left out. so that when the duelists face each other with the pistols held downward tbe bullets roll out. In man;, cases bullets of the right caliber unused, but only with a third of the proper powder charge, so that tbey are practically harmless. A variation of this trick Is to load with a double powder charge, which also causes tbe bullets to go wide of tbe mark. This, however. Is dangerous to tbe spectators. Again, well ' meaning seconds sometimes use tbe right bullets and the right charge, but stiffen tbe triggers so that tbe extra pressure causes tbe bullets to go wide. Perhaps tbe most amusing device is tbe use of pistols fitted . with a sort of secret safety valve, which oens when tbe weapon is loaded, so that tbe bullet drops out and only the powder charge remains. -Exchange. A Drop In Rhetoric. "I remember." said au official of tbt East Indian service, "the speech of an Anglo-Indian who was delegated by certain district to place before tbe government's notice the horrible slaughter of their stock by t'gers. A very noticeable titter could be beard in the audience when the delegate shouted very dramatically: "Mr. Chairman, the tiger is tbe most ferocious aulmal that prowls and runs at large In India. He creeps from bis lurking place at the hour of midnight, when all nature is locked In tbe arms of Morpheus, and ere the portals of the east, are unbound or bright Phoebus rises in his golden majesty whole Utters of pigs are destroyed.'" FOREIGN MISSIONS. Rev, Edgar F. Stranahan of Wichita, Kansas, will be in this city next week, attending the annual meeting of the American Friends board of foreign missions. Thate ta aaedlctne aa aalte aad at tint so pUaaaat to taao as Dr. CaMweU'a Brrae Pepsiaw tho mMw owe ler oB dlnaiai aristae! TOBKMUCimUK. TBO pCMOIS

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Probably There Will Be Only Three Candidates for Co. Superintendent. - ELECTION HELD ON FRIDAY Charles Woolard of Hagertown, Charles Williams of Williamsburg and J. M. Blose of Whitewater, the latter a teacher In the Garfield school, probably will be the only candidates for county superintendent. The list was cut down from fourteen as with the exception of the above three all candi dates were not eligible. The trustees of the county meet on Friday and will elect a successor to C. W. Jordan, who has held the office for seven years. The meeting will be held in the office of County. Auditor Dcmas Coe. There are fifteen trus tees and a majority vote Is required for election of a candidate. It is probable that this is the first time that so few have been applicants for the-position. Prof. D. D. Ramsey and Prof. J. O. Edgerton took the special examination that they might be eligible for the office. However, they failed In arith metlc, according to the gradlngs of the state superintendent, and conse quently had to remain out of the race. Prof. Woolard of Hagerstown was the only one who took the special exam ination who passed. It was held last Saturday. LEFT ALL TO WIFE Property of all kinds which the late William C. Converse, a prominent at torney, possessed is given to his widow, Mrs. Ada Converse, according to the terms of the last will which was filed in the circuit court on Wednes day. Tbe estate was of the probable value of $7,000 and Perry J. Freeman has been named as administrator and filed bond in the sum of $14,000. The will was made on September 10 while the deceased was in Chicago The. witnesses to the testament are Helen Smith and Mrs. Mabel C. Lieberknecht. The widow was named as executrix without bond but she preferred not to take the trust and resigned in favor of Mr. Freeman. Mr. Converse died at Chicago on Septem ber 15. ASKS FOR HEW TRIAL Setting forth the claim that the decision of the court was not support ed by the evidence and was contrary to the law, the Pennsylvania Railroad company, by its attorney, J. I. Rupe, has petitioned for a new trial in the matter of closing of alleys and high ways in Cambridge City. The com pany appealed to the court to vacate several streets in Cambridge City that it might avoid the expense of constructing viaducts. Remonstrators, In cluding the town and the telephone company, were successful, Judge Fox deciding against the company in the trial during the summer. BUSY WITH FLOATS Owing to the desire of teachers in the different district schools of the county to work on next Saturday , in preparation of floats which will appear In the Centennial parade during .the Fall Festival, the county teachers' in stitute has been postponed from next Saturday until Saturday, October Sth. More interest Is being taken by the school teachers In the fall festival this year than in the two previous events IKE MEYERS FINED Ike Meyers, the ice cream manufacturer who sold a product which was much below the standard required, by the state law entered a plea of guilty in the justice of the peace court of Judge Abbott He was fined 119.25. When arraigned earlier in the week, Meyers entered a plea, of not guilty and his trial was set for October 3. HETTIE FREE AGAIN Nettie L. Enoch was granted a divorce from Arthur W. Enoch on the charge of abandonment by Judge Fox of. the circuit court Wednesday. The couple were married on April 10. 1907 and separated in January 190S. The plaintiff name of Nettie 1 Thompson was restored by the court. EVANGELISTIC MEETINGS. All who are interested In the advancement of the - church work in Richmond will be glad to learn that a special series of evangelistic meetings are to be conducted in the South Sighth Street Friends church the week of Oct. ta led by Rev. Arthur Dann mod wife of London, England. These two English Friends did splendid work during the recent session of the Friends' Yearly Meeting here, and the people) of the city are Tory fortunate in the opportunity of being in a series of evangelistic meetings under their leadership. All of the Friends churches of the city are to unite in this campaign and sJl are invited to attend the meetings.

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An East Indian Clerk Whc Slumped an English Official. BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME. In tho Fine Art of Circumlocution Babu -Tar Chand Made Mis Pretentious Auditor General Appear Like Rons Amateur A True Story. Tbe government offices In Whitehall are supposed to uh -red tape" prettj freely, but tbe supply In Ijondou is nothing to what 1: U In lodin. Ltt us outline briefly the true history of Babu Tara Cbaud. late of tbe subordi nate branch of tbe Indian civil service. The story is true. Babu Tara Chand was a deputy subassistant clerk tn the cutcherry of a deputy collector in tbe SwsnklDugh district of southern Bengal. Tbe in land post ago rate In India at that period was three pies, or about 1 farthing, for letters weighing one tola. One fine day when tbe officials had concluded tbe annual or biennial over haul of tbe books of the cutcherry it was discovered tbat by some unheard of turpitude one stamp of the value of three pies (1 farthing) had been unaccounted for. The stamp could be clearly traced to tbe des'; and control of Babu Tara Cband. Tbence it bad disappeared. Babu Tara Cband was not summarily dismissed; neither was he made tbe target of a criminal prosecution. Instead be received a lengthy letter on blue foolscap paper, pointing out in detail bpw certain property of . her most gracious majesty the queen empressto wit. one Indian postage stamp of the value of three pies bad been committed to bis care on a certain date and tbat up to tbe date of writ ing no adequate explanation bad been forthcoming of said postage stamp. Tbe communication fell upon tbe luckless Tara Cband like a bolt from tbe blue. It left but three courses open to bim viz: (a Resign from the service. (b Explain tbe disappearance of tbo farthing postage stamp In a manner deemed satisfactory by tbe auditor. (ci Recoup the farthing. Of these three courses it will be obvious to any person with tbe shallowest knowledge of tbe Bengali character tbat the third one (O was from the outset beyoud tbe pale of consideration. The tirst (at .was also ton terrible to contemplate. Therefore Babu Tara Cband sat down and composed a letter which was a masterpiece in its way and in which he requested to be. relieved from routine service for a period of four weeks to enable bin. to make such a search among the rec ords of tbe department, etc.. as might enable him to trace tbe missing stamp. This reasonable request was readily granted. Four weeks later Babu Tara Cband applied for a further terra of two weeka wherein to draw up a report upon tbe results of bis Investigations in pursuit of the errant postage stamp This, ha v lug passed through the eighteen or nineteen different hands necessary for such an application, was hi turn duly granted, and at the end of the fortnight Tata Cband submitted a report of 210 foolscap pages, explaining that, despite the most dillgeut efforts and Inquiries on his part, be had been unable to secure the slightest clew to the cause of the deficiency. When the department of audits and accounts hud fully digested this document and presented a report of the same in official precis to the auditor general tbe auditor general through tbe secretary of tbe assistant auditor general of tbe presidency of Bengal notified Babu Tara Cband tbat It was not wholly satisfactory and that the circumstances bearing upon tbe loss of the stamp would have to be definitely explained and proved or the deficit ot three pies would have to be made good. , Babu Tara Chand stuck to bis guns and wrote again. He wrote many times. As often as be wrote his explanations the auditor general wrote signifying his official dissatisfaction with tbe same. Eventually, one fine day about nine months subsequent to tbe discovery or the loss and some two years subse quent to Its alleged perpetration, tbe auditor geueral bis Interest In tbe matter of a farthing postage stamp being overwhelmed in a frontier war bj3ct svvi ii ultimatum to Tars

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To every purchaser of the South Bend Malleable Range this week only, we will give absolutely FREE a $7.50 set of Cooking Utensils.

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CUaula. 'I... would have to lie definitely xpia;u Or Its value, the sum t threw pies, duly refunded t tii treasurer of U Sxrankinliti diir-t. Thon Halm Tnnt 'ftmt tiennie p" sessil nf.mi inptaiiu ..which ete to this (t:i.r Is imwl ti with prid and eompiai-ein y ty ren the UhM et cumliK utiTV i.t Hie ret til dei ai Di en ts within tin purview f tbe'ff" eminent f lm!!:. . Balm Tara t li.nui wrote to the awV tor jtenwa! as ti:otv; : ; : Sir in rpiy..m your mrnv of Tth In 1 have in tiiu tai- terrible conn, grunon ot my -mx imii n 61 n insi iitpfle.sly annilulaifix ml documents i the earn et lost puix stamp ot thre pirn, property ot ttr insl ttrarmua roaj wty lh quwr eniprwai. Therefore O? grace of CtMt ana utmer rejrulatton pur 13,4c. ctton rxxxi. ut rtemtrt menial r ulattons. volume K (KensaU. I request .rot t or w aril for my in tor tux t ton comiXest copies of entire tile ot correspondence In ttna case, so that 1 ran report again upon same to your satisfaction. I have tht honor to be, sir.- your most obedient, humble servant. TARA CHAND. Deputy Subaeatatant Clerk to tbe Deputy Collector, swanaibasn. Tbo auditor general never replied. Tara Cband bad won his case. London Tit-Bits.

ANCIENT YUCATAN. Its Mysterious Ruins Once tho Scene of Human Saerificea. It was Cult-lien Ctiicbeu ItJta tbu magnificent, the Taj Mahal of Central America and ,tue building we were gaxing on was the most wouderful of the ruined group. As we looked tiK)ii it in the moon light we could not help feeling bow awe inspiring this colossal temple, rearing Itself 120 feet Into the air. most have been to the iint-ifiits. On tbe top of tbe pyramid still stand the crumbling ruins of h temple. It is reached by a stairway on each side of Its four sides, having l'JO steps apiece, and contains three rooms, the doorposts ot which are carved with the figures of priests, except the one facing east-x-ard. which has large pillars carved Into the forms of serpents. The heads of these are turned so that they lie flat upon tbe top ot tbe pyramid, their eye sockets still bearing traces of the rich green jade that once filled tbem. As we sat we pictured. to ourselves. tbe strange ami barbaric scenes that bad here been enacted, for if legends are to be believed It was on these flattened serpents' hends that the tyrant priests of the Itras. majestic iu theif beJeweliKl and .befeiit acred robes, tore out the palpitating hearts of their sac rificial victims after slicing open the breasts with a sllex knife. These sacrifices were probably performed in view of thousands of wor snipers of the sun deity congregated on the plains hetow, the heart after it was torn from the membranes being burned as an offering In the Inner holy of holies, while the ImkIv of tbe victim rolled down the stone steps to be socmmentaliy eaten by the people. World Wide Magazine. THE HURRY HABIT. ; It Is Charged Vith Being a Dreader of "''Bad Manners. "My attention was recently called to an article. oliserved tbe retired professor, "in which tlie writer rebuked us, individually and i!s a nation, for our lack of manners due to tbe hurry babit. He classed this habit among tbe bad. senseless, inexcusable habits, and I fully agree with him. Watch u crowd anywhere, pitching off - trains and boats or surging on to them, fighting for first places going up. stairs or down, squirming und elbowing to get through a gateway or an ojien door, and if you, were to fnqnire.nof. one. man Jack or womau Marie could tell you why lie 'or she was on the dead jump. "The average male being will consult his watch, bound nr-ross the lawn, run like mad for a car. hire a cab to break the speed Inw driving to a ferry, dash Into his office as if he bad done 10t yards in ten seconds, remove bis bat and overcoat, open his desk, pull out u slide, cock bis feet on it. light a cigar and wonder what he's going, to do next , "Tbe average female being will bore through a fringe ot shoppers nine J deep to forge to a bargain counter. and after she's arrived she'll calmly put down ber purse and parasol, fluger tbe 'goods for fifteen minutes, ask questions concerning the prlces-put. present and future and tnovebff leisurely without buying so much as a spool of thread." Providence Journal. ., :'.'..'.';:;

The demonstration of the South Bend Malleable Range which haa been the talk of the town and which has brought so many interested people to our store during the present week will positively end Saturday. If you are among tbe very few who have not Inspected this exhibitif you have not availed yourself of the opportunity of seeing ' ' ,

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in operation and tasting for yourself the good things that it cooks, you'd better horry. , "The South Bend Malleable" Is the range for homes where the best is none too good. It is not lowest in price, but most economical. "The Malleable." is the strongest range on earth, built on honor through and through ot truest steel and malleable iron you couldn't break it with a sledge. It is hand rivited air tight;; burns perfectly and cooks things, as you want them, when you want them. Its use saves many dollars in a year. Till Saturday night we are serving visitors with delicious hot biscuits and coffee.

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WIGS AND BEARDS. Bordered on tho Grotesque In England) In Queen Anne's Time, w At the restoration wigs began to be) more generally woru. and In Queest Anne's reign - they became the .sMat costly item of geutlemen's wardrobes. Sir Richard . Steele's ; "full buttoned black wig" cost 30 guineas (about . S255. a ud the fashion became so cumbrons that Cot ley fibber when playing "The Foot of Kashlon" to satirise) tbe styles Introduced a wig of flax av large that it w us brought on the stag In a sedau chair. As a matter of fact; the st&gcconcb lines were compelled ta restrict I be length of wig boxes to three feel. John Taylor, one of the English minor iots. thus depicts the beards of his day: Some seem e thv were starched and ' 1 . fine.Like tonne brittle ot an anarr swine.' And some, to aet their love.'a ;dosiro on edge. . . - Are cut . and pruned like a quick sot beds; ' Some like a spade, some tike fork, some square. Some round, some mowed like stubble. some quite bare. Borne sharp stiletto fashioned., dagger like That may In whispering a man's eye ut pyke; - - Some lixe hammer cut or Roman Tt A Theae beards extra vacant reformed must be; Borne with the quadrate, some trlontte fashion. Some circular, some oval In translation; Some Dernenrilcuiar in longitude, ,o

gome like a thicket for their crassitude; ;r Thus height, depth, breadth, trtfors,, square, ovni. rouna. i And rules geometrical )N beards abound. . National Magaxine. ' COLONIAL VIRGINIA. Tho Haughty Planters Were Fioros Fes of Hoyci Tyranny. In no Kirt of the world were social distinction miuv rigidly defined than in colonial Virginia, The founders of that colou.r stepped from the brtlllabt court of KUxnlsth inio'tbe forests otVirginia. " The lord proprietor transported to his esinie a little' army of gentlemen nml Indentured servants, and afterwKixl cnnie the negro -slave. . Each formed a :'. Hush ; trjmrt ; from the others, und nliiuwt'ut ontv there wus created ti jU:isi nysteiii of aristocracy; The proprietor obligated himself to protect his i cum nis mmi 4 he Indians. They In turn ngrettl to follow him. to; battle, precisely the sysleni inaugurated by William the Cointueror for-the military !ele:ise of h's realm, tits environment naturally' bred certain half its of comtUJiiid. fostered u ciuwcity for, directing the t'STot-t of oilier and laposed a sense of responsibility upo:i ; the plainer for ihe lives that werejii bis keeping. ' ! '. Above til! else the planter Jealously guarded his rights as im jKndlsu freemnu. When tlln-riy Ittegtttslied In Km?lund the Virgliilnti sturdily ielted every Mggre'oirtr royal tyrant".- ' One husband. oru wife, o:i iMitie. oue ki'nvV'o one tiod-tliU was the planter's creed. Hut be Ivsei-VeU it:, tight to rfumlu.tfj a monarch who violated "fhe" ani-fvut compact lntweeti kiilgfiud "ieople. XiV: other ieop! u'uuiei it-ally k 'unimportant its'tuut iroup of Virgin In settler has given to humanity so many Vtal'es-' tneu. soldiers, orators, patriots and phi-' losophers.- icverytsrtly'rt Uugnslhe. " :...; - ' - , . PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY.Oh! You Hoc! Food Him: Ta on Esq go 60 PROTEIN t . And Watch Him Grow. CHEAPEST ANO BEST FEED -FOR YOUR HOG. . GET OUR PRICES ' IT PAYS ' , Feed 5 Seed Store. S3 southern si Phone 1070 99 F&one 17S

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