Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 291, 27 August 1910 — Page 5

THE RICHMOND PALLADIU3I AND SUN-TELEGRA3I, SATURDAY, AUGUST 7, 1910.

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Edited by Miss Elizabeth R. nomas

DANCI LAST EVENING. Mr. Walter Stetnkamp and Mr. Will Ward were the boats for a dancing party given last evening at Jackaon park and which proved one of the very delightful eventa of the week. It waa given for Mlsa Anna Herman of Taakalooaa, Ala., who la the guest of i relatives here. Muaie waa by piano and drums. Among the dancers were Mlsa Anna Harrington, Miss Marie Davis. Mlsa Luclle Carney, Miss Mabel Btelnkamp. Miss Catherine Murray. Miss nianch Luken. Miss Marcella Luken. Miss Irene Hart. Miss Grace Miller. Miss Eat her McKone. Miss Nellie Coleman, Miss Nellie Bulack, Mr. and Mra. Ray Llchtenfels, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Weber. Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Luken, Mr. and Mrs. John Harrington. Jr., Mr. and Mra. Arnold Ifelfrer. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Bowing, Mr. Lawrence Thomas, Mr. James Ooldrtck. Mr. Guy Anderson. Mr. Lawrence Hashes. Mr. Robert Grlffln. Mr. William Brennan. Mr. Orbra Decker, Mr. Earl King. Mr. Carl Ringbolt, Mr. Ed Iserman. Mr. Frank Llchtenfels, Mlsa Catherine Qulnn if New York. Mlsa Loretta Blrck of Shelbyvllle. lad.. Miss Cawtborne of Vincennes, Mr. and Mrs. James Davis of Dayton, Miss Margaret Runyon of Columbus, O.. and Miss Alfreda Storch of East Germantown. A GUEST HERE. Miss Berenice Juday of Eldorado. O., la the guest of Miss Mary Clapp at her home in South Fifteenth street ... RETURNED HOME. Miss Josephine Bennett, whd baa been a student at Valparaiso university baa returned home. j J AT THE CHAUTAUQUA. , Mr. and Mrs. I. V. Gause and daughter of Oregon, are among the campera at the Glen during Chautauqua. VI8ITINQPARCNT8. Mr. Glen EUabarger of St. Louis, la visiting his parents Mr. and Mrs. Edward EUabarger of South Eighteenth street. jg jn jn WILL LEAVE SOON. . . Miss Jessie Mann and Mr. Mark Mann wUl "leave soon for Washington, D. C, to visit friends and relatives, jl jH Ji PARTY FOR GUEST. , Mlsa Martha Oeier Torbeck entertained Thursday afternoon for Mrs. House of Columbus, Ind. . M JS J 'GUEST AT COUNTRY CLUB., t-Mr. W. J. Austin of Pasadena, Cal., was honor gueat at a dinner given last evening by the members of the golf club. A four course menu was served. The table was appointed with golden glow. ' Those present were Mr. Prank Braffett.. Mr. 8. 8. Strattan. Jr., Mr. '8. W. Gaar, Mr. Isaac Wilson. Prof. Edwin Trueblood, Dr. George Bond, Mr. William lllbbard, Dr. Chas. Bond. Prof. John F. Thompson, Mr. Walter Hutton. Mr. Nettleton Neff. Mr. J. Y. Poundstone, Mr. George Beldel. Mr. M; L. Torrence, Mr. Dudley Elmer. Mr. Howard Dill. Mr. Watson and Mr. J. M. Darby of Philadelphia. RETURNED HOME. ' Misses Mauri ne and Mary Converse have returned from a visit with relatives in New Castle. JH JM J0 GUESTS OP FRIENOS. Mr. Ralph Hasemeler. Mr. Donald Johnston. Mr. Edward Williama and Mr. Carl Haner were guests yesterday of Conneravllle friends. j jfi j TO GRAND RAPIDS. Miss Ethel Brown will leave soon for Grand Raplda to be the guest of Mlsa Agnea Williams. Miss WilUama waa a former resident of Richmond. Jl Jk Jt RETURNED HOME. Miss Mary Likens haa returned from a month'a visit with her sister, Mrs. Charles Bosenbuerry of South Bend. jl jl jl RETURNED HOME. Mrs. Hause of Columbus, Ind.. has

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returned home after apending the week with Mrs. Nets. . , . j FOR HER GUEST. Mrs. Nets entertained Wednesday

afternoon for Mrs. Hause of Columbus, Ind. RETURNED HOME. Misses Florence and Clara Ratllff. northwest of the city have returned from a several days' visit with Mrs. Mark Bates In Liberty. . j j j ENTERTAINED FOR GUESTS. Miss Frank Nehlon entertained yesterday afternoon for Mrs. Hause of Columbus, Ind. Those enjoying tbe afternoon were Mrs. Harry Netz, Mrs. Chas. Hasecoster, Mrs. Gus Cook, Mrs. Joseph Schepman, Mrs. Hause of Columbus, Ind., and Mrs. Martha Gerier Torreck. . Farms In Southern Francs. Intensively cultivated lands In southern France are worth, from $GT0 to 1800 an nrre. SUGGESTIVE QUESTIONS Sunday School Lesson by Rev! Dr. Linscott for the International Newspaper Bible Study Club. Copyright 1910 By Rev. T. S. Linscott, D. D. August 28th, 1910. Copyright, mo,' by Ktv. T. S. Linscott. D.D.l Jesus Entering; Jerusalem. Matt. x!:l-17. . Golden Text Hosanna to the son of David; Blessed Is he that cometh in the name of the Lord; Hosanna in the highest. Matt xxl:9. Verses 1-3 What did Jesus want o'. this ass and her colt? How' did Jesus know where these animals were? Was Jesus limited In his knowledge or dtd he, when on earth, know all things Including future events? ((See Luke 2:62. Mark 13:32.) When God speaks to tbe soul now. concerning the future, may we depend on tkat happening which we think he has raid to us? Verse 3 Did Jesus have any right to take these animals without the permission of their owners? Why has God got a right to take anything we hare, with or, without asking our permission? Why is there never any need to Indulge In regrets at what . God takes from us? . Verses 4-5 Did Jesus plan these events to fit this prophecy, or did he act without thinking of it? See Zee. 9:9. and say If you think the writer had Jesus, and this event specifically, in mind, or did he write wiser than he knew? Verses 6-7 What reason is there to believe that if we obey God. we shall always get what we go for? If Jesus had been rich, would he have put on more style than riding upon a lowly ass? Is God pleased, or displeased, when Christians put on style? Verses 1-11 -Did this crowd believe their own shout? Whaf. is the evidence which proves that the shout of a crowd cannot be depended upon? Why Is It a thing both natural and to be enconraged. to sing and demonstrate when Jesus is triumphing? Verses 12-13 What right had Jesus to turn these people out of the temple? Why did they make no resistance? Did Jesus turn out these trafflcers In an even and quiet manner, or did he manifest anger? What is the moral or spiritual, difference between a bazaar in a church, or anything else of a commercial nature, and these money changers and dove sellers In the temple. Why can it, or not, be well pleasing to God for our houses of prayer, in these days, to be, turned Into places for selling concerts, lectures, refreshments ttc? (This Question must be Ltd. Battle Creek, Mich.

answered in writing by members of the club.) . What is the difference between giving to the church, and buying something in the church to help support it? V-rse 14 Should the church today look after the bodies as well as the souls of the people? Why? Verses 15-16 Why were the chief priests so much displeased at the wonderful work of Jesus? Are children, and those with the

child-like spirit, better Judges of spiritual truth than proud scholarly men? Lesson for Sunday Sept. 4th, 1910. Two parables cf Judgment Matt xxi: 83-4. CHHI51U.4 o.jtAVOB. Prayer Masting Topic For the Week Beginning Aug. 28, 1910. Topic The progress of Christ's kingdom this year tn Aata.-AJatt. xttl. Jl-33. edited Dy iev. Sherman H. IJoyie. U. l. Tbe two parables of Christ before us are most appropriate to the subject of tbe advnncemeut of tbe gospel iu Asia iu tbe past yenr. In these parables tbe kingdom of heaven is likened to tbe smallest of seeds, tbe mustard seed, which gradually grew until It became a great and useful tree. In the secoud parable the kingdom la likened unto n lump of leaveu. which, put into three measures of meal (a little more than a pint, learened the entire lump. This has beeu the blstory of the gospel In Asia from tbe earliest times. It began iu tbe day of small tblugs and has spread abroad throughout tbe entire great continent. The earliest ages of Christianity were spent i:i Asia. Christ was born there, aud from Antiocb. in Syria. Ills kingdom spread to the gentiles beyond Asia., Christ himself .was never outside tbe contineut of Asia. He was' bom in Betblebem of Judea. lived tbe most of His life of thirty-three years In Palestine, a part of Asia, and only once, according to tbe record, was He beyond tbe borders of Palestine. This was the occasion of His visit to Tyre and Sldon, Asiatic strips of land bordering on tbe Great, or Mediterranean sen. Tbe apostles' work was also in the same land. John was at Ephesus. Philip carried the gospel to Arabia and is also supposed to have gone as far east as India. I In tbe modern great efforts to evangelize tbe world Asia bas been the scene of great efforts. From earliest times many Christians remained, some attached to tbe Greek church and thousands of Armenians, who are uow constantly attacked and slaughtered by tbe Mohammedans, especially tbe Kurds, a very low and fanatical class of Turks. Where once pure and undented Christian religion prevailed at tbe present time there is much opposition by the Turks, who feel a bitter hatred against Christianity, although the principles of the Turks are bused upon and largely received from the Old Testament teachings. To attempt even a brief review of one year's work In Asia is. impossible. Tbe ouly, thing that can possibly be done Is to report "progress." In China Japan. India and even in Korea, will Its political troubles, and especially in Persia and Turkey, great progress i being made. Direct Christian work is successfully being prosecuted. The principles of Christian nations are being Introduced. Persia bas a constitutional government as well as Turkey, where victory has been won by the Youug Turks. China has introduced tbe English language Into tbe publl. schools, and tbe young Chinese undei tbe name of "Nationalists" are demanding a constitutional government. Russia, darker than Africa in many senses, bas its dunia. which is constantly gaining In power. Christian colleges are advancing. Revivals ore leading to thousands of conversions. Medical missions are performing a great work everywhere. Native workera are increasing in large numbers, which is of tremendous importance. Literature is being scattered everywhere and deeply studied. The day dawns; the darkness disappears. Soon tbe land In which the Christ Child was born and the angels heralded His coming will once more' be flooded with tbe "light of the day." Let us give, labor and pray that these results may soon be accomplished. BIBLE HEADINGS. Isa. xxxv; Hi,. 1-7; Nab. i. 15; Acts xvl, 0-14, 22-24; xvil. 10-12. 22-32; xix. 1-7; xx, 17-35; Rom. x, 14, 15; 1 Cor. 11. 1-5. 1n a Famous Church. A fine new Christian Endeavor society, with a charter membership of forty, bas been established is one o' tbe world's most notable churches. tutFirst Congregational church of Coluro bus, O.. whose' pastor is tbe famoiu clergyman, author and publicist, Rev Washington Gladden. D. D.. LL. D Dr. Gladden bas always been friendl. to Christian Endeavor, bas spokeu ai national, state nud city Christian Eudenvor conventions and has thrown bis church opeu for Christian Endeavor rallies, but heretofore tbe church has had no Christian Endeavor society A Pledge' Song. Tune: "Abide With Me" Trusting- In Thee. O Christ, for strenytt divine. Humbly I mik these promises of mine: Whate'er Then wilt I'll daily strive to do Thy willing servant make me, falthtut true. Each day to The I'd dedicate with prayer And In Thy word will seek my treasurt fair. While in Thy church's Mcred courts 11 prove by aid and presence an untirin? love-. Wisdom divine, oh. grnc me that 1 may Vleld to Thy sweet transforming day tr day; That Christ may rise In me. come toll o strife. And strengthen me to live a Christ la life. -... - ActlY ii love's dear service I will be. ReaCs o do my part for Thine and ThNor silent stand where Thine own chi: dren-meet. But with them lay my offering at Th feet., Then to the crowning- place of peace anpower, ' ' i: ; ; .- The Joyous, blessed consecration hour. ' Gladly I'll come or send a love though true And there my covenant with Thee renew Lord, keep and bless our dear Endeav.v 'band And gtv na visions of m cleansed land. AU youthful asai. all faith and bop unite w mar stand lor ud mad trutl

Kaiser is Assailed by Press For His Divine Right Speech

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Berlin, Aug. 27. Practically t'ae entire press of Prussia has been 'plunged into violent discussion of the speech the sovereign made Thursday night at Konigsberg. eastern Prussia. In this speech the kaiser, after expressing: himself as unalterably opposed to all movements having for their object the broadening of "woman's rights. took occasion to- say flatly that he considered himself ruler of Prussia by the grace of God 'and not through any acts of parliaments or people's assemblies. 4 i "My grandfather, Emperor William I.," the kaiser said, "again in his own right placed the Prussian crown upon his head and again proclaimed it to be bestowed upon him by God's grace alone, and not by parliaments,, assemblages of the people, or resolutions of the people, and declared that he saw in htmself the chosen instrument of heaven and as such regarded his duty as regent and ruler. "And I, considering myself equally as the instrument of the Master, regardless of passing views and opinions go my way, which is devoted solely to the prosperity and peaceful development of our fatherland." Papers Comment Unfavorably. The leading organs of tbe German press devote extended comment to the emperor's speech, generally criticising his utterances, and there are Indications that the discourse will have a deep political effect upon the country, nearly all the Berlin papers discussing the subject in connection with the political crisis of November, 1908, when the -publication by the London Daily Telegraph of an Interview with the emperor aroused a storm against the uncontrolled public speaking of the sovereign. The serious Vossische Zeitung, the Tageblatt, the Post, and other papers point out the constitutional character of the kingdom of Prussia in the empire and inquire whether the chancel lor, Dr. von Bethm.ann-Hollweg, was privy to the emperor's purpose of delivering such a speech. They predict that it will lead to, a renewed discussion of the emperor's constittulonal position when the Reichstag reassembles in November. ; The strongly monarchist Tagellche Rundschau, the favorite journal of army officers, says: "This speech means a storm. Never before bas Emperor William set into such clear relief his romanitc. medieval idea of his nonresponsibllity to man's judgment, of his not being bound by' the constitutional cooperation of the people, and of ruling by God's free grace, against all those convictions and feeling which today determine our existence as a state. Why should the emperor choose this moment to emphasize his ruling by God's grace and his cwn Tight, when it win nourish an anti-monarchial ' agitation and cause good monarchists to b? thrown into a condition of tragic disruption? . Is Severe. Against Woman's Rights. In his attack on woman's rights the kaiser was especially severe in his state of Ohio. City of Toledo, Lucas County. Isa. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that be Is senior partaer of the firm of F J. Cheney & Co.. doing business In the City of Toledo. County sod State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of OXE HCNDREO DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by th-t use nf Rail's Catarrh Cure. FRA3CK 3. CHENKT". Sworn to before m and subscribed n my presence, this Sib day of December. A. D. 1IS. (Seal.) A. VF. GLTSASOX. Notary PuMiCi Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken initially, .and acts directly on tbe toloos ind mucous surfaces of th CTStem. Send for testimonials frea. K. J. CHEKET CO- Telada. O. Sold by all Drua-rtsta, TSe.. , . Tak Hall's Faiailv Pills tor coaa tips tioo. - . --. ,

condemnation of all women who fail

to give all their time to the discharge of their home duties. "German women," he said, "shoull profit by tbe example of Queen Louise. Her domestic virtues and the tender memory in which she was held by the soldiers of the empire -during the Napoleonic wars fired the German army to such deeds of valor that the country was saved. , "Modern German women " should learn from this dead queen that their duty does not lie in participating in public meetings and , societies - and struggling for supposed , rights in which they may be able to do the same things as men, but in quiet work at home and in the family. "They should train the rising generations above all things in obedience and respect toward age. They should make it clear to their children and to their children's children that they should not strive to live at the cost of others or at the cost of the fatherland, but that on the contrary they should bave the fatherland alone In mind, devoting all their strength and Intelligence to the welfare of the country." TWO BAND CONCERTS Programs of Richmond City Band at Deallview Park: . Sunday, 2:30 P. M. part I. 1. March, "Dolly Madison". .Wilmarth 2. Overture, "Shauspiel" ...... ..Bach 3. Waltz, "Daughter of Love". .Bermet 4. Potpourri of Latest Popular Song Hits Lampe 5. March, "The Warrior" ...... Losey Part II., 6. March, Yankee Duds....... Lampe 1. Selection from "Ragged Robin".. ....... Olcott 8. Two-step, "Mary You're a Big Girl Now" .... ....... Van Alston 9. Intermezzo, "Indian Summer"... ....... Mofet Finale Circus Parade .......Paul Evening Concert, 7:30 ., Part ."'; 1. March, 2nd Regiment .........Hall 2. Overture, Faust .. .... . . . . Gounod 3. Cornet Duet. "Souvenir, De Yalence" ....... Bleger Robert Wilson, " Ernest Renk 4. Potpourri of Latest Popular Song Hits. 5. Caprice "Little Egypt".. Bergenholtz Part II . 6. March, "I've Got Rings on My Fingers Scott 7. Selection from Mamselle Napo leon .................... Luders 8. Serenade, "Garden of Dreams". ............... .. ...... .Lincoln 9. Waltzes, "Visions of Beautiful . , Women" ............... Farbach Finale Scott's Special. . . . .Phillips Altagetnsr Coo Honest. - ' "By Jov. i left my povketuook under my pillow -Well, your servant girl Is surely aa honer person." "That jut tbe trouble. She will give the- pnrketlNink to my Wife." Kliegnd Iti-uy-NOTICE TO VEHICLE OWNERS. Vehicle Licenses are now ready and you are hereby notified to procure same on or before September 1, 1910 at office of City Controller. E. G. UcUahan, City cnrcllcr.

GOTHAM. FADS ANDrFASHlQNS

New York, Aug. 27 At this time it is extremely difficult to foretell what fashions the coming season win bring. It is true, a great many models have been aent over from Paris, but so great is the variety of styles represented by them that it Is Impossible to base upon them any definite conclusion. Those who wish to prepare themselves for the com ing season will do well to follow conservative ideas and to avoid all extremes in either direction. .. .-r,. ... , ,,.. It seems now that the hobble skirt has had its day and will not be inflicted upon women the coming season, but it is equally apparent that . the vogue of clinging frocks and soft draperies is not yet a thing of the past, but will continue for some time, though, perhaps, in some modified form. It seems quite sure that no radical change in that respect is to bt expected in the near future. Last winter the waist line was lowered to normal on a large majority cf the frocks, but the short waistline still persisted here and there and this summer one found now and then a coat with decided Directoire cut. Now there are rumors that the winter will be a considerable revival of , the short waist and that the Grecian lines of the coiffure are to consort with a renewed vogue of classic lines in evening dress. It is only a rumor, but it is significant that the. short waist line is a feature of some of : : the prettiest late summer frocks turned out by the French makers. The short skirt which was introduced even among the evening; frocks and the most elaborate afternoon frocks this summer, owed Its ' vogue largely to the season's great folly, the bridled skirt, which made long flowing lines and trains practically an impossibility. It has run its course with the exaggerated type of skirt; and with the increased full ' ness of the skirt bottoms have come the long flowing folds and trains 1 which are so becoming to the average woman that only slavish obedience to the makers of the modes could induce her to lay them aside. The. rage for black velvet trimming is fairly sure to hold over Into the winter and should be welcome to women, for It makes possible very effective trimming touches at comparatively slight expense and affords opportunity for ea slly freshening old frocks. ' - Japanese sleeves have been so ubiquitous this summer that It seems : probable they will be discarded by the fastidious this falL yet many of th very latest models show the unbroken shoulder and sleeve lines, and women have taken so kindly to the simplicity of line in the summer corsage that they may refuse to abandon it with the changing season. It will b interesting to see what will be done with the long and short sleeve, but the probabilities are that the restored short sleeve will predominate tor dressy wear, while undersleeves will lengthen it discreetly in street and morning frocks. , '- , , There is every probability that wraps for evening wear .will' be as voluminous and ornamental during the coming autumn and winter as they were in the spring. Religieuse effects are now in grand chic, and though to the uninitiated the broad.circular collars, the hoods and. other details of the full satin wraps are merely smart and new, to the couturiers who have carefully studied the effects they mean something different, for many of these details are copied directly from habits of varioua religious Order8. r :.;, The most pronounced of ihe religieuse features Is the deep circular collar which lies flat on tbe shoulders and is fastened at one side of the front with huge buttons and heavy loops of material or of braid. A cerise cloth mantle, recently brought from Paris for carriage wear over light theater frocks, had one of those deep religeuse collars, to which are attached the full, gathered breadths which form the body of the mantle. From the knee down these full breadths are confined under a deep, straight band of cerise velvet, and tbe four buttons which fasten the yoke are of the velvet with loops of ceris satin in lieu of buttonholes. Only the very handsomest grades of satin may be employed for the softly draped mantles. Cheap, stiff tatin is abominable when used in wouW-be draped effect, and it is far wiser to have one's mantle of rich wool materialif satin of the best kind cannot be afforded, than to attempt a -rich effect with a poor material.. . There are new, ' wool-backed -satins which are as 'warm as any serge ot. homespun fabric, and many of . the autumn street suits are being turned i; out In : this wool-backed Satin, which tailors as cleverly and correctly as wvtol Itself. , The French dressmaker knows Just wber to put the scrap of oriental embroidery to produce a telling effect, and tie French wraps often show bits of embroidery and other like trimmings set on as If they had been added as an afterthought Gold and silver embroideries are seen .on wraps de luxe and one may have as much embitfdery as one can afford, across the back aa well as around the neck and down. tbe front

DOG DAY STORIES Told by the Weary Mexican Scribes to Idle Away the Dreamy Season; ABOUT ONLY. THING DOING (Palladium Special! . San Antonio, Tex., Aug. 27. Mexico is a la mode. To while away the dreamy days of August when there Is not much doing when even the corrida is empty her scribes indulge in "chicken" stories. Here is a resume of one by George C. McClendon in the Mexico Record. In chicken stories it is both chili and tamale. George says that at Xochlmlloo there lives a hermit by the name of Wenceslac Xoconostll, same being tbe Aztec for "red prickly pear." Senor Xoconoxtll lives on one of the many chlnampas, or floating gardens on Lake Texoco, and tells remarkablo tales of jumping beans, a 400-year-old turtle, and other things. His jumping beans play checkers on their own accord and of their own intelligence, and the tuftle, which happened to have the misfortune to grow up Inside an ol!a, rolls Itself down to the bank of the lake whenever its thirst makes this necessary. Be it explained that an olla is a water Jar with a small opening usually, and that the trick of the turtle la not unlike that of tbe kyoodle who entertains circus audiences by doing a similar stunt in a barrel. But bear in mind that Xoconoztli actually" exists. . For, lo! these many years he has inhabited a hollow tree stump on bis chinampa. He is of blue Aztec blood and traces both his descent and bis floating garden to the caved weilers of the Mexican valley. Once upon a time a troglodyte sire of his had a pair of trained and domesticated saurians possibly brontos that would tow tbe island from one part of the lake to the other. In these days, or a little later, the family of Xoconoztli were the purveyors of King Netzahuacoyotl. a mighty Astec, ; or possibly Nahuatl, chief whose taste for CHICHESTER S PILLS W-5 the miim sruruTTi Ionian I A sjdr y ! SiSJSJ ULl BJ Take mm athar. B a T. loan m Beat. Sa4art.Alri Rdafcai HKana riua in aa

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in naa now on - ns chinampa Is aa ophidian, I. e. hoopsnake, that binds his alfalfa for him. ti woodpecker that has worn off bis blL trying to master tho typewriter, tand a parrot that was tickled to death internrlly as the result of. eating - some 01 the jumping frijoles. But poor XoxmosM has met with many reverses fa his quest for the extraordinary. Leocbes which he employed to milk his crw proved a i.unp.njiiiiiuaui ueiwuH - ir.-.y woulfl not disgorge the milk, fjtor . boats on the lake bave soared away his won derful eels, and a turtle has recently eaten his fire flies which be employed to provide light for the bees in order that they might gather honey at night. The only critter that has not, disappointed him so far la his dog. As of yore he will take a. dime and withthirst Even Mexico has her Muencfe bausen. , ' Heavy Katurna. "What business brings tbe heaviest returns r asked tbe man who wanted to know. "The literary bnauess." sighed .tbe struggling author as be opened a twe pound rejected book manuscript. Philadelphia Record. . FILES C"2tu at l:2 Ut tea fiKC2Ti:3 razzi. If too suffer from bleeding, itchitsUlzS, or protuding Piles, seed tarn your art trees, and I will tell you how to care yoanslfat home by the new absorption treatment; aad will also send soma of this borne lualnut free for trial, with references front yee owe, locality it requested. Th-mediate r lief and permanent care aatred. Sends money, but tell others of this offer. Write today to Mrs. M. Summers, Bos P, Nctte FlaE INSURANCE E. n. KOLLECSG Doom C, ftaoUcakcrg Aaacx CErJlTJETT Monday, Aagsst S3 W. F. MANN PaESZWTfJ.. the - COW PUNCDED A lev Uoqr of Use V7st Prices, IS. 23, X C4 hb4 TJe : .Scats Now .? I . use none bat the best- Also Pare, -

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