Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 217, 12 June 1910 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TEJLEGRA3I, SUNDAY, JUNE 12, 1910. PAGE THBFKi

GEORGE ADE WILL HAVE BIG DOINGS AT HOOSIER FARM Famous Humorist Has Invited "Big Gang" of Notables to Be His Guests for Frolic at Hazelden. EXILES IN CHICAGO WILL RETURN "HOME"

Harry Starr and Strick Gilliian Will Play in Game Between "Lit'ry Guys" and the Com mon Pee-pul. W. D. Nesbit, the Hoosier poet-hi niorlst, in a Chicago dispatch to the Indianapolis News last evening says "Onward to Hazeidcjj farm I" Local lessons in the utterance of this slogan are being taken these days by the several hundred members of the Indiana society of Chicago, including ft brilliant array of the leading cltieens. Also the date, June 25, is belted Jn scarlet on insurance calendars adorning the walls of the former Indianiana. On that day the society will emi Rrate to Hazelden farm, the nice little piece of property occupied by George Ade when he is not on Broad way. in Hong-Kong or at the Chicago Athletic association. Announcement of the full arrangements from the of fice of the master of ceremonies last " -week and the prospects point that Mr. Ades guests will have the broadest, biggest, grandest, largest, widest, longest and thickest time of their lives, recollection of the first Christmases, Independence days and circus days in cluded. Furthermore it Is whispered the affair will be the roundest round trip in all history. A ball game between the Lit'ry Guys and the Plain Pee-pul will be the out standing sporting event of the day. As Mr. Ade owns the ground on which the diamond has been scratched, it was considered fitting that the dramatist lay down the rules for conducting the great contest. These are the instruc tlons prescribed by Mr. Ade in a spe cial night lettergram to Wilbur D. Nesbit: Ada's Rules for Game. "The ball game between the Lit'ry Guys and the Plain Pee-pul will be played on a padded diamond with a soft ball. , . "The ball will be annointed with glue so that it may be held when caught. "Instead of calling the Lit'ry Guys 'out,' the umpire Judge Kenesaw M. Landis, will hand them editors' rejection slips. "A home run by a Lit'ry Guy will be rewarded by an acceptance slip. "Any Ut'ry Guy trying to get a corner on the ball will be promptly fined $29,000,000 by umpire Landis. "The umpire, because of his Judicial position, will hand down his decisions from the bench instead of 'standing back of the catcher. "The umpire will be keen for the rights of the Plain Pee-pul, of whom he has always been a loyal friend, as has his brother Charley and his other brother Fred. "Carriages will be provided for base runners who reach the second bag. Refreshments will be served at each base, but not more than eight base runners will be permitted in action at one and the same time. "The game may be called on account of rain but what it is called will depend. Lineup of Teams.' Following is the lineup: Lit'ry Guys George Ade, pitcher; John T. McCutcheon. catcher; George Earr McCutcheon, first base; Mere dith Nicholson, second base; James Whitcomb Riley, third base; John C. Shaffer, shortstop; John C. Eastman, right field; Kin Hubbard, center field; Charles Major, left field; Oliver Rom eo Johnson, pitcher; Strickland Gilliian. pitcher. Plain Pee-pul Joseph H. Defrees, pitcher; Charles Ailing. Jr., catcher; the Rev. w. C. Covert, first base; William C. Free, second base; William A. Heath, third base; E. Lewis Kuhns, shortstop; H. E. Bucklin, Sr., right field: Henry C. Starr, center field; Daniel W. Scanlan, left field; Edward XV. McKenna, pitcher. Rivaling the above specified contest from both the sporting and personal prominence standpoint will be a ball game twixt the Natives and the Exiles. The line-up follows: Natives Louis XV. Dandman, pitcher; C. M. Murdock, catcher; Harry S. New, first base; J. M. Studebaker, second base; Charles Arthur Carlisle, third base; James E. Watson, shortstop; Governor Marshall, right field; John XV. Kern, center field; Charles W. Fairbanks, left field: Albert J. Beveridge. pitcher; Winfield T. Durbin, pitcher. ' Exiles David A. Noyes, pitcher; L. K. Torbet, catcher; George T. Buckingham, first base; Edward F. Carry, second base; Will J. Davis, third base; Edward Rector, shortstop; Glen D. Thompson, left field; Frank H. Wilson, center field; Guy Guernsey, right field; Edward M. Holloway, pitcher. Francis E. Baker will umpire the game between the Natives and Exiles. Program for the Day. This is the official program for the day: 9 a. m. Leave Chicago. 11a.m. Arrive Brook, Ind. 11: SO a. m. to Noon Dancing, rifle tournament, horseshoe throwing. 12 u. to 1 p. m. Luncheon.

1 to 1:30 p. m. Day fireworks. 1:30 to 2 'p. m. Mathematical race (couples). 2 to 2:15 p. m. Egg and spoon race for women. 2:13 to 2:30 p. m. Affinity race for married couples. 2:30 to 2:45 p. m. Affinity race for unmarried couples. 2:30 to 2:45 p. m. Dressing contest for men. 3 to 3:15 p. m. Throwing baseball by women. 3:15 to 3:45 p. m. Baseball, Lit'ry Guys vs. Plain Pee-pul. , , 3:45 to 4:15 p. m. Baseball, Natives vs. Exiles. 4 : 15 to 5 p. m. Swimming races, men and women. 5 p. m. Presentation of prizes. 5 to 6 p. m. Supper. 6:30 p. m. Return to Brook. 9 p. m. Arrive at Chicago. Last week a list of official trophies to be awarded to contest winners was issued from the headquarters of the Indiana Society of Chicago. There

will be a raffle for an original drawing by John T. McCutcheon, president of the society, and Chicago Tribune cartoonist. Some of the Prizes. Among the prizes donated for the women are listed a "swell" hat and an "up-to-date" sewing machine. For the men a gold watch and a safety razor have been posted. Men with full growths of "spinach" are declared ineligible for this last named trophy. Other trophies are autographed books of Indiana authors, theater boxes, sporting goods and various useful and ornamental articles "made in Indiana." William B. Austin is chairman of the entertainment committee. Members of the Indiana society wishing to enter the various contests are directed to communicate with Charles F. Fishback, Commercial National Bank building, Chicago. Final note: Mr. Ade has just completed the building of a large, new swimming pool. Those desiring to enter in the swimming contests are requested to take along their own bathing suits,, as the supply at Hazelden is limited. Besides) as the assortment on hand was constructed largely with the personal architecture of Mr. Ade in view, not many of the guests would find them spacious. At Local Theaters At the Murray. The members of the Young Men's Business Club are ready to sell you tickets that are good at the Murray theater next Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The bill is a big one for next week, so that if one is not interested in the worthy enterprise of this club many tickets ought to be sold because of the merit of the bill. The Parisian sensation, "The Eagle and the Girl," is the headliner CONVENTION

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Paris Has American Hospital And Yankees in the French Captal Bless Their Lucky Stars t There is Such an I nstitution There.

BY LA VOYAGUESE. Paris, June 10. If there is one thing more than another in Paris for which American men and women should bless their stars, it is the presence of the recently established American hospital towards which many of the wealthiest Americans, including the Vanderbiit families have contributed. Conducted in strictly American lineswith American doctors of the highest professional skill, and with all the latest American sanitary appliances and requirements, it is proving a blessing to those Americans in the French capital who need medical care and attention. An uninformed, and perhaps not altogether disinterested person, in a letter to the press undertook recently to criticise the institution because Mrs. Whitcombe, an American woman who was ill, and refused admittance as a patient for the reason that her case had been investigated and it was found that unfortunately she was incurable, while in view of the limited accommodations of the institution, the fact that its fi ancial obligations must be considered and the necessity of restraining the class of patients to such as are curable her case could not be received. The object of the hospital is to provide the best possible medical care and nursing to Americans, but the management and faculty decided -that if incurable cases were received. The object of the hospital is to provide the best possible medical care and nursing to Americans, but the management and faculty decided that if incurable cases were received there would be no opportunity to treat those who were curable, thus largely defeating the

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aim and wishes of its founders. While Americans in Paris have come forward nobly in the way of providing: funds for the establishment of the hospital it is recognized that if it is to continue it must as a business proposition, pay its own way; be self-supporting, which it never would do if incurable cases were received. Americans in Paris realize what a valuable and welcome aid the new hospital is to their suffering men and women compatriots. That there should be some slight criticism of the institution, no matter how ably conducted, is but to be expected, fault finders, captious critics and unreasonable people are tot be found the world over.

Speaking of critics who venture to pass judgment on subjects concerning which they are not thoroughly informed, the case pf M. Andre de.Fouquireres of Paris may be cited. He is well known in French society and has an established position in the French world of letters. This being the case it would seem that M. Fouquireres who is to deliver a series of lectures in the United States during the summer, both in public and also at the homes of society people, would at least have the fairness to say nothing of tact, cour

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tesy and plain business "horse sense," not to adversely cvriticise men and women of the United States, which country he has never visited and consequently is not qualified to pass judgment upon. Speaking of American women residents of the United States, he says; "American women dress badly. It is not surprising that the typical, little traveled American man or woman is so easily recognizable in Europe. Their clothes betray them. After all a nation can not have everything and every quality. Of course I am not speaking of those Americans who by lengthy sojourns in Europe have learned that we have something worth copying. Such Americans dress like Parisians and Londoners For women Paris remains the incontestible arbiter of fashion, and it must be admitted that she rarely sins against art and beauty. I will confess however that I do not admire the latest exaggeration of skirts tightened at the bottom, which prevents the wearer from walking easily and gracefully. Frankly the effect is ugly. So is that of a tremendous hat, disproportionate to the ehight of the wearer. The mushroom hat is an abomination, hiding as it does, one of women's chief beauties, the nape of the neck. This said, however, no one can refuse to admire the beauty of tho present fashion, the simple lines which preserve and mould the 'sveltness' of the feminine form. As for American men, properly speaking, they have no style, hence the shapeless, large, loose-flting suits which American men are content to

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