Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 93, 8 February 1910 — Page 5

'-TELEGRAM, TUESDAY FEBRUARY 8, 1910.

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ItVs a matter of thrift to buy now. You can look ahead and anticipate your wants and make wonderful savings on all the things you'll need in the spring.

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p doz. Ladies' Gray Knit Underskirts, regular

25c grade, a big bargain 9c annelette Skirt Patterns, Sale 20c

Ee lot Ladies' Wool Shirt Waists, to close 48c , dies' Lawn Shirt Waists, one lot elbow

sleeve, worth $1.25, Sale 48c

adies fine Lawn Waists, lace trimmed, Sale, 98c adies' Sweater Coats, Gray and White, $1 .00

values, Sale 48c adies' Sweater Coats, wool, gray, red and White, Sale price $1.75 jrs at a bargain during this sale. 'ay Blankets, Sale price 19c )-4 Gray Blankets, Sale price 42c

10- 4 Extra Size Gray Blanket 69c 11- 4 Extra fine Gray Blanket, $1.25 value, sale 89c All Wool Blankets regular $5 grade, in check and plain colors, Sale $3.38 Sleeping Pillows, Sale price 50c Ladies' Muslin Gowns, Sale price 48c Ladies' Muslin Gowns, well trimmed 69c Ladies' Gowns, Emb. and Lace trimmed, regular $1.25 values, Sale 98c Plain Corset Covers, Sale 10c Lace Trimmed Corset Covers, all sizes 19c Lace and Embroidered Trimmed Corset Covers, 50c and 75c values, Sale 39c Ladies' Muslin Skirts, lace trimmed, regular $1.25 and $1.50 values, Sale 89c Ladies' Muslin Drawers, plain hem, also lace trimmed, Sale 22c

Ladies' Muslin Drawers, extra fine lace trimmed, Sale price 38c Ladies' Dress Skirts, $2.50 values for $1.48 Ladies' Dress Skirts, $3.50 values for $2.48 Ladies' Dress Skirts, $5.00 values for $2.98 Mill End Linoleums, Sale 38c 60c grade Linoleums, new Spring patterns 45c Mattings, China, Sale 11c Jap Mattings, worth 25c, Sale 18c Tapestry Rugs, Sale 69c Velvet Rugs, Sale $1.19 36 in. Axminster Rugs, $3.50 value $2.98 9x12 Tapestry Rugs, Sale $7.50 9x12 Tapestry Rugs, Sale $9.48

9x12 Axminster Rugs, Sale $18.48 Stair Carpet, Sale 2c Rag Carpet, Sale 28c Granite Carpet, Sale 24c Cotton Union Carpet, Sale ....36c Half Wool Carpet, Sale 48c Best grade All Wool Carpet, Sale 68c Lace Curtains, $1.00 value, Sale 69c Lace Curtains, $1.25 value, Sale 89c Lace Curtains, $1.50 value, Sale 98c ' Lace Curtains, $2.00 value, Sale $1.39 Swiss Curtains 69c, 75c and 98c Sample and odd Lace Curtains at less than half price.

idies' All Woof gray Union Suits, Oneita i style, regular $1.50, Sale 75c idles" Black Hosiery, Sale price...... 5c lilies' Black Hose, fine ribbed, Sale, 12c en's Gray Mixed Hose, Sale price 5c erf S Fancy Hosiery, Sale 8c en's Shawknit Hosiery, Sale 19c erfcWool Hose, Sale price 10c ffldren's Hosiery, ribbed, Sale price... 5c i&IottLaces sold at 5c, Sale price 1c leflbtLaces sold at 6c, Sale price 3c ie lot Embroideries, sold at 61 c, Sale.. 3c i Tot Embroideries sold at 8c, Sale.. 5c tefot Embroideries sold at 10c, Sale.8c idies' Shoes, Pat. Tip, $1.25 values, ; Sale 98c flies' Shoes, Pat. Tip, Blucher Cut, ! Sale $1.38 idies' Shoes, Pat. Tip, Blucher Cut, Sale $1.69 dies' Gun Metal Pat. Leather, Button ; or Lace, Sale price $1.98

Ladies' Pat. Leather or Kid, Sale . . .$2.48 Men's Dress Shoes, plain or tipped, blucher cut, sale $1.39 Men's Dress Shoes, blucher cut $1.89 Men's Dress Shoes, blucher cut $2.48 Men's Work Shoes, Finch make $1.69 Men's Creole Work Shoes $1.48 Men's Moulder Shoes, fireproof $1.98 Boys' Shoes, 9 to 12, Sale 98c Boys' Shoes, 9 to 12, Sale $1.48 Boys' Shoes, 121 to 2, Sale $1.48 Youths' Shoes, 2 to 5, Sale $1.69 Misses' Shoes, 121 to 2, Sale $1.25 Misses' Shoes, 121 to 2, Sale ...$1.38 Misses' Shoes, 121 to 2, Sale $1.48 Children's Shoes, 81 to 11, Sale 98c Children's Shoes, 81 to 11, Sale $1.25 Children's Shoes, 5 to 81, Sale 75c Infants' Shoes, 21 to 5, Sale 48c Infants' Shoes, 21 to 5, Sale 69c Men's Arctics, all sizes, Sale 98c Ladies' Rubbers, all sizes, Sale 55c Lots of odds and ends in shoes at less than half price.

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THE SCRAP BOOK

Not Guilty. A very dignified and precise lady who lives in a suburb of Boston went away from home on a fortnight's visit to some relatives not long ago. After her return she was making an inspection of her house and came across a number of large, black, empty bottles In a corner of the cellar, partly covered with ashes. When, at the conclusion of banking hours, her husband came back from Boston, she met him at the door with the query, "Jim. where did all those empty bottles down cellar come from?" Affecting an air of puzzled surprise, the honest man replied: "I'm sure 1 don't know, my dear. I never bought an empty bottle in my life."

True Nobleness. "For this true nobleness I seek In vain, In woman and In man I find It not; I almost weary of my earthly lot. My life springs are dried up with burning pain." Thou findst it not? I pray thee look again, Look inward through the depths of thine own soul. How 13 it with thee? Art thou sound and whole? Doth narrow search show thee no earthly stain? Be noble, and the nobleness that lies In other men. sleeping", but never dead, Will rise In majesty to meet thine own. Then wilt thou see It gleam In many eyes. Then will pure light around thy path be shed. And thou wilt never more be sad and lone. Lowell. Out of Sight of Land. "Yes," said a traveling man, "I was once out of sight of land on the Atlantic ocean twenty-one days." There was a small sized crowd sitting around. Another man spoke up. "On the Tacific ocean one time I didn't 6ee land for twenty-nine days." A little baldbeaded man knocked the ashes from his cigar. "I started across the Kaw river at Topeka in a skiff once." he said, "and was out of sight of land before I reached the other side." "Aw. come off." said the man who had told the first tale. "The Kaw isn't more than SCO feet wide at Topeka." "I didn't say it was," said the little baldheaded man quietly. "The skiff turned over, and I sank twice." Denver Tost. Helping Out the Clerk. An honest farmer from south Jersey who was unusually ignorant of citv Ti-nvs tnt to a fashionable ho

tel" in PhiladelDhia with his son. The

j father retired early, but the son went

out to "see the town." At 12:30 o'clock the farmer went downstairs and inquired of the night clerk if the boy had returned yet. He was told that he had not. The father went back to his room. An hour later he again appeared before the clerk and said. "Hain't Jack In yet?" Again he was informed that the lad was out. The old man made several subsequent trips, and still his boy was gjsans- thft talsxlss. Finally at. 320

o'clock the' farmer trudged wearny down the stairs and asked again if his boy had returned. "No; he's not in yet," replied the night clerk. "Waal, I guess he won't come in, then. Guess you needn't wait up any longer." Puzzled. He had courted her for years, never missing his evening call, and finally was landed. On the day of the marriage a friend observed the bridegroom wandering about his new front yard in a restless manner, and with a very dejected expression. "Why. what's the matter, old man?" he asked. "Tt'ou should be the happiest man alive, for today at least, and you look like a mute at a funeral." The bridegroom started. "Er of course I am very happy," be asserted. "Then why these glooms V "Well, to tell you the truth. Bill." the bridegroom said in a burst of confidence, "I was just wondering where I am to spend my evenings hereafter."

A Shock For Shaw. Bernard Shaw some years ago met a young lady at a dinner party who said that she could read character from writing. Mr. Sbaw denied belief in her. powers aud said that at any rate she could not read characters from typewriting. Now, it happened that the host had just got a typewriter, and the young lady offered to be put to the test. The machine was brought, and Mr. Shaw, picking out the letters one by one, wrote his first name. Then he discovered that he had used only capital letters. So, shifting to the lower case, he wrote his last came. Then he handed the result to his companion. This was what she read: "BERNARD shaw." "It's as plain as anything," she said, with a smile. "It Is your idea that, though there are a good many Shaws in the world, they are an undistinguished lot. You alone are Bernard Shaw, and your name is great"

One day wliXleTiLs ship was In a certain port this captain gave a dinner to some town acquaintances, and as tho resources of the ship were not great some of the sailors were deputed to wait on the table to re-enforce the insufficient number of stewards. As these men were not used to such work, each one was told exactly what service would fall to his share. The hour came, and the dinner went merrily on. I'resently, however, one of

His wife beard him above tu'e noise of the restaurant, and. smiling at him sweetly, she called, while her huxbnnd reddened and the other diners giggled: "Here I am. darliugr

Cheerfulness. I have fallen into t be hands of thieves. What then? Tbey Lave left me the sun and moon, tire and water, a loving wife and many friends to pity me and some to relieve me. They have not taken away my merry counteuance nor my cheerful spirit nor iny gotxl conscience. Jeremy Taylor.

The Best Way. Dr. Wood of Harrow once summoned a boy to his presence to rebuke him for missing a battalion drill. The doctor began: "Do you know, sir, that as a justice of the peace I can have you hung, as honorary colonel of the cadet corps I can have you shot and as your headmaster I can have you birched? Now, which sentence do you prefer?" The humor of the situation overcame the culprit's awe. "I prefer to be shot, sir. because then you will surely be hanged." '

STUCK TO DISCIPLINE

He Was Willing to Oblige, but Dared to Do His Duty. Seamen are strict disciplinarians, and a ship's crew seldom even dreams of interpreting commander's orders otherwise than literally. Of the recognized rigid type was a certain English captain.

HE SALVTED IJf FIXE BAVAX. S1ILE. the ladies wanted a piece of bread. There was none near her. and the finely disciplined stewards seemed to be quite blind to her need. She turned her bead and spoke softly to the man at her elbow. "Bread, please." she said. He looked regretfully at the bread and then at her. It was evident that he would fain have helped her If It had been in his power. He saluted iu fine naval style. "Can't do it. ma'am," said he. "I'm told off for taters.

Unknown Lonc;n. There is not a single la.-iu living who knows all Londou. who has beru through every street or into every crescent, square and terrace. TL". seems a hard saying, and It Is our which visitors from abroad or the colonies find it impossible to believe, but nevertheless It Is absolutely and lacontrovertibly true. Let any one take a map of London and try to mark l:i red ink all the street which be can bouestly say be has visited and be will have to confess that be knows but little of the metropolis of the world and that the red marked streets are but ns nothing compared with those which bo has had to leave untouched. Londou Clot.

Froo liver

Remedy

Couldn't Last Long. A man who was already blessed with one wife, probably in an effort to double his happiness, married another w man, and one of the witnesses to the bigamous ceremony afterward admitted to the officiating clergyman that he had known of the bridegroom's legal inability to wed. "But if you knew." said the clergyman indignantly, "why didn't you tell me?'

"Well, parson, it was like this." the !

witness said. "One of the parties was eighty-three and the other eighty-seven. I says to myself: 'Oh. gosh! It can't last long. Let 'em marry and durn the law:"' His Lamb. Supping at the Savoy. London's fashionable hotel, after the theater were a man. his wife and a small party. The wife, while a course of lamb chops was being served, spied a friend In the alcove overlooking the Thames and went to speak to her a moment, the two tables not being more than Biz or seven yards apart. While the wife stood talking animatedly to her friend the waiter at her husband's table removed his lamb chop before he had finished it. When be noticed this be exclaimed in a loud voice: "Goodnessl. Where Is mr.lajnM"

It is well to stop a physical ailment at the first signs of its approach, and that is especially true of liver trouble, which can eventually give rise to so many serious complications. Many have liver trouble and imagine it is indigestion, and hence take the wrong remedy. When the Hver does not store np sufficient gastric Juices It becomes sluggish, and In this way disturbs the stomach and travels, with which it is supposed to work in harmony. Then comes the sallow complexion, the pimply face, the dufl pain in the forehead, the thin nine of the blood, etc A very quick and sensible way to stop the trouble as well as to cure it Is by the use of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, -which contains Ingredients especially intended to promote the activity of the liver. Among the many thousands who have written the doctor about the results achieved with" his remedy, and who are glad to make the facts public so that others can help themselves, are Mr. J a. Kennedy. St. Louis, Mo.: Mrs. S. ALa Rue of Smith's Grove. Kr, and many others. These, like thousands of others, started the use of Syrup Pepsin with a sample. If you wil! send your name and address you can also obtain a free trial bottle. This will prove to yo'i that liver trouble is promptly cured with this remedy or money will be refunded. Having tried it you csn then buy it In the rrua way of vour drunrist at fifty cents atnd on dollar a bottle, and the latter is sufficient for an entire family. This remedy is a vast improvement over cathartic tablets and salts, which only do good for the time beinr. Byres Pepsin is permanent In its results, ft pleasant to take and does not rripe, II is especially good for all those wbe cannot stand violent twgattve. Dr. Caldwell personally will be pleased to give you any medical advice you may desire for yourself or family pertaining to the stomach, liver or bowels absolutely free of charge. Explain your case fci a letter end he will rery to yon tn detail. For the free sample simply send - your name and address on a postal card or otherwise. For either request the doctor's address is Dr. W. B. Caldwell, K-MeCald well building. MonticeUo. ZU.