Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 39, 16 December 1909 — Page 3

THE RICHMOND PAL.LADIU3I AND SUX-TELEGRAM, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1909.

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HIGHLY EFFICIENT FORMULA

One of the largest Piano Manufacturers of High Grade Pianos, have leased the room located at 1020 E. Main street and have opened a fine Piano Store, where they have just received Two Car Loads of Pianos, and are giving very special prices the remainder of the month. Now is the greatest time to purchase Xmas Pianos that has ever been offered before in the City of Richmond. The King Piano Company is one of the largest and most reliable piano manufacturers in the United States and you are dealing direct with the factory when you buy a piano from this store. We employ nothing but the mcst reliable workmen, men who have devoted their whole lives to piano working, and we are proud to say that Our Pianos are Bought and Used by the well known Paderewski Family of Cleveland, and many other well known artists. As stated previously, when you purchase a piano from this store you buy direct from the manufacturer and SAVE THE MIDDLEMAN'S PC3OF0T which is very large. If you are not prepared to pay cash for a piano, come to our store and we will make you the most reasonable terms, whereby you can pay a small amount each month. Each instrument sold under an absolute guarantee, thereby protecting the buyer against any defect that should occur through the neglect of factory or workman. Our stock in this city will be in charge of Mr. V. H. Botkin, who is a very capable and courteous manager and one who will take the greatest of pleasure in showing and demonstrating the Wonderful King Pianos and Players. In conclusion will state as for reference as to reliability and standing of King Piano Co., we refer you to Bradstreet & Dunn's Commercial Agency or any National Bank of Chicago. Hoping to have the pleasure of meeting any one who may he contemplating the purchase of a first class piano, we remain, yours for business arJ courteous treatment,

tftf . W. Botkin, Manager.

REBUKE FOR KNOX GIVEN BY SENATE FOR UNDUE HASTE

Senate Committee on Foreign Relations Shows Displeasure by Smothering the Rayner Resolution. "JINGO" AND "BULLY" SOME TERMS APPLIED Gentle Hint Given Knox That He Should Apply the Reverse Lever as He Puts the Country in Bad Light. Washington, Dec. 16. The senate of the United States, which Is the controlling body of congress, takes sharp issue with Secretary of State Knox concerning the way in which he has handled the Nicaraguan affair. That there is a portentous split between congress and the premier of the administration over the campaign against President Zelaya was one of the secret developments of a meeting of the senate committee on foreign relations yesterday. In an executive session behind closed doors the committee smothered Senator Rayner's resolution, which sustained the course of the administration and sought to give the president of the United States power to apprehend Zelaya and bring him to trial. The postponement of the Rayner resolution and other incidents that occurred in the closed session voiced such, a manifest disapproval of the administration's general attitude in the Nicaraguan proceedings that the hint of the committee's action soon reached Secretary Knox, who asked permission to appear before the committee and explain the administration's course. Believe Affair Ridiculous. To the elder statesmen, who belong to the committee on foreign relations, and who are used to dealing with world problems, the state department's treatment of the Nicaraguan situation has reached the point where it seems to be a ridiculous exhibition of force. Some of the leading senators refer to it as "jingoism run mad." The state department is taking Nicaragua entirely too seriously, in the opinion of the senators. The department's general policy of Nicaraguan Intervention is not approved,

and the developments of today make j it absolutely certain that congress, upon the statement of facts, as they now exist, would never declare war on Nicaragua, however insistent Secretary Knox might be on such action. On the contrary, it is the fervent hope of the men who shape the proceedings of congress that the administration will extricate itself with all possible expeditiousness consistent with, the proper semblance of dignity from the exceedingly difficult and embarrassing situation in which it has been placed by the state department's aggressive policy. Brings South America Distrust. The gentle hint has been conveyed to Secretary Knox that in the opinion of men who run congress, he ought to apply the reverse lever; that his course already has brought the United States within the shadow of grave and serious complications; that he is bringing upon this country the suspicion and distrust of every South American country; that it is not a dignified spectacle in the eyes of the world tor the United States, with its mighty army and navy, to pounce upon a weak and comparatively defenseless country and much more along the same line. In the committee room on foreign relations yesterday when the Nicaraguan situation was discussed for the first time, the language used was forcible, but parliamentary, though there is no doubt that the committee is smothering the Rayner resolution chose the most impressive way of reading a lecture to the state department, whose ardent defender Senator Rayner has been. "Too much jingoism," is an expression heard frequently about the cloakrooms of congress, and reference is made to "the hot-headed secretary of state." Now and then a congressman, wishing to be specially caustic, refers to the Nicaraguan campaign as "preliminary to the campaign of Secretary Knox for the nomination for president." Members of the foreign relations committee fear not only that the United States will be put at loggerheads with every South American country, where great pains have been taken to cultivate amicable relations in the past, but that this country will stand convicted in the opinion of foreign nations af adopting blustering and bullying tactics toward a weak neighbor. The spectacle is far different from the exhibition of "jingoism" that mad Secretary of State Olney popular during the Cleveland administration. Then it was the British lion's tail that was twisted and the United States was "spunking up" to its equal.

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At Local Theaters

Tim Murphy. One of the strongest beliefs of the American character comedian, Tim Murphy is that there is no such thing as a cold or "frosty" audience unless the actor himself or herself wills it so. Mr. Murphy does not claim to give any demonstration or make any expose of psychic phenomena, but he claims that the mental attitude of the actor toward the audience has much to do with the latter's feelings and manner of reception. Said he: "I have never gone into a theater to play a part with other than the thought iu my mind that the audience was going to receive me kindly and be entertained. I have acted with this thought in my mind, and it is a delightful thought to know that I have never been disappointed. I have always received a cordial reception, and I believe to a great extent it is due to the happy, congenial thoughts 1 have sent out to the audience, although of course I realize the play must please them also. It is usually true that if you think happy thoughts, the world around you will be happy with you." Mr. Murphy will be seen here Friday night under the management of L. F. Werba in his successful comedy "Cupid and the Dollar." He is surrounded by a metrojK)litan cast of unusual excellence, including popular Dorothy Sherrod and other well known playI ers. At the Murray. The bill at the Murray this week would do credit to any vaudeville house. It is a combination of acts that cannot be beaten. Bunth and Rudd. the eccentric dancers, jugglers and magicians, are the headliners. They carry one of the cleverest and most novel vaudeville acts now on the road. It is something out of the ordinary and something that the people of this city have never seen. Miss Virginia Goodwin and Harry North, formerly with the North Bros. Stock company, are appearing this week in a clever little sketch entitled "Taming the Title." Jeanette Dupree, character change artist, is also furnishing much entertainment. She proves very witty and has a power of bringing the audience into her act. Nick and Lyda Russell have a clever little sketch entitled "The Professor and the Substitute." Some very pretty songs and whistling solos are rendered by Miss Russell while Nick treats the listeners with several solections of trick piano playing. CARD OF THANKS. To the many, many friends whose tender words and loving ministrations were so comforting to us in our hour of need, we return our most grateful thanks. The many acts of kindness shown to our wife and mother during the long weeks of wearisome illness can never be forgotten by us. E. E. Rothermel and Daughter.

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THE OLD TIME NAVY. Treatment of British Jack Tare In Nelson's Day. Jack tars In tbe British nary in Nelson's day were treated like dogs and worse. Imps of midshipmen, twelve or thirteen years old. were permitted to cuff and kick them witb Impunity, and none dared protest. Torture, under tbe guise of punishment, was part of tbe regular routine of tbe service. From one to five doxen lasbes witb tbe cat-o-nine-tails could be inflicted at tbe whim of a commander, but tbe usual number was three dozen. Such sentences were for trifling dere

lictions of duty. For really serious offenses, such as violence to a superior officer, desertion or mutiny, offenders were strung up at tbe yard arm or flogged round tbe fleet, tbe latter a punishment more dreaded than death itself. Otber savage punishments, such as "starting." 'Tunning the gantlet" and the hideous one known as "keelhauling" were also frequently resorted to. although nominally tbey were illegal. Nowadays, of course, a bluejacket, although subject to naval discipline, is in no more danger of being subjected to corporal punishment than is tbe average civilian. His officers are courteous, kindly and considerate, and if bis life is not a happy and comfortable one be has. in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred, only himself to blame. Pearson's Week I v. TAVn EftM Were Ears. Paddy Doolan went into a shop one to buy eggs. "What are eggs today?" "Eggs ore eggs today, raddy." replied the shopman, looking quite triumphantly at two or three young lady customers who happened to be in the shop. "Faith, I'm glad to hear you say so," replied Paddy, "for the Inst ones I got here were chickens." Would Have to Be Crasr. "Did you examine the house, sir?" asked the real estate agent. "Yes," replied Kaustlck. returning tbe keys. "Well, we'll make the rent low to the right party." "My dear sir, there couldn't be such a thing. No party who wa9 righf would rent that house." Philadelphia Ledger. LABOR BRIEFS. Is tbe hatters' union label In your hat? The Cutting Die and Cutter Makers' union pays a death benefit of $75. Tbe American Federation of Labor has 1,040 commissioned organizers In tbe field. Van Cleave says he is a friend of labor. That's why he increased the hours of the metal polishers in St. Louis. The trust contends for the supremacy of property rights profit and the workers contend for fair living contritions bread. James Duncan. PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY

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NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC. We are Informed that certain agents ! are canvassing this town selling ehar-j coal sad irons, representing that we will be the agents of this iron after, the first of the year and that the price wil be much higher than the agents' price today and that they have written recommendations from us guaranteeing the quality of the iron. etc. We desire to state that all of the above is agsolutely false. The letter which these agents are carrying is a quotation giving the price on charcoal only. JONES HARDWARE COMPANY. "To cadge" is "to sponge on or live upon another." The "cadger may assume to be more respectable than the plain beggar, but tbe difference botween tbem is barely perceptible. Chicago Tribune. It cannot be too often repeated that it is not helps but obstacles, not facilities but difficulties, that make men. Matthews. Yon needn't b offer with sick headache, todlSisticn. constipation or soy other troubles arisK from s disordered stomach. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin will enrs you and keep you well. Try it keep It on hand the year around.

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