Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 13, 20 November 1909 — Page 4

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TIIE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUX-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20. 1909.

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DISGUSTING STUFF A certain respec table citizen said not long ago that he had discontinued the current magazines. "I won't allow such vile Htuff in my house. The magazines are worse than the newspapers." He was referring to the muck-raking magazines. The man, when asked what newspaper he did take, said that he found solace in. the New York papers. "Admirably edited, sir, the style is excellent. You will find no disgusting attacks on business in them." And that is true. If it were not for the magazines in New York the millions in that smug little town would know little of what the little financiers are doing. What the man in question did not like Beemed to be the attitude of the magazines in giving evidence which newspapers cannot give for lack of space and time, In national affairs. The newspaper has quite enough to do In watching the same Big Business and the Beasts in the Jungle in its own community. The honest newspaper is only, too glad to see the honest magazine working in the national field. Not long ago a well known editor who has been doing valiant service in watching the tariff grabbers and the land sharks said: "I wish I might obtain a list of the papers in the Middle West which -are not 'controlled. There are too few newspapers which are willing to tell the truth." The ones' which tell the truth are the ones which publish "disgusting StUff." '

LOEBS JUDGMENT

No sooner had Mr. Loeb, as collector

of the Port of New York, commenced operations by granting immunity to four of the guilty employes than the "conservative" press of New York commenced to ring the changes on his foolishness. They were overjoyed that a federal judge "of the highest standing" had severely "censured" Mr. Loeb. The New York Sun nearly fell off Its altltudinous perch trying to swat Mr. Loeb as having been attached to the Roosevelt administration. Now that Mr. Loeb has fired the big grafters in his department from information obtained in such a reprehensible manner so shocking to effete standards, the silence that will ensue will be noticeable until some of the heavyBarons of Big Business are stepped on. The Sun will have to engage in harmless banter with the Charlotte Observer, and give us- the latest news of the affairs In Nicaragua as Influenced by the early writings of Richard Harding Davis. Then Mr. Loeb's judgment will be vindicated.

After all. no one has denied that the educated criminal is the most dangerous. That may have some consolation for those who blame the wicked novel. Some men have been known to steal when smoking real Havannas in the Capitol, but that does not relieve the cigarettes.

The Middle Westerners of the rank and file who have been urged to hand In their resignations as Republications can not be expected to be sad about the apparent defection of the rank and file in Massachusetts. Mr. Lodge may be disconcerted, but "There's a reason."

The Washington Star says "There are times ; when Mr. Loeb . must look back on his eventful sojourn in Washington as a period of sweet repose." In other days if the collector of the port of New York had fired so many of his force he would have fired himself. " . -

There begins to be a suspicion that Collier's might do the same thing to the State Department anent Mr. Crane as it did to the Department of the Interior and Mr. Glavis. In which case we will of course, hear of another conspiracy.

"If King Manual of Portugal can not find a wife in England we can recommend some nice girls in Indiana," says the Muncie Star. Indiana does belong In the Insurgent column, but we have not altogether abandoned Protection.

For a man who has attracted so much attention by the use of Addisonian phrases, tinctured with the bouquet of the mint, the contempt of Yellow Journalism seems unnecessary in Marse Henri.

No wonder that Mr. Richard Croker announced before the election that be had nothing to do with Tammany. Nothing like that would have happened if he had been there.

Richmond is the best little town in the Middle West," according to a traveling man who was in Richmond yesterday. When he i omes next time the "little" will be eliminated.

Some of the most conservative citizens of Indiana who disdain the listed security and municipal bonds, may wonder as they go down the road.

The repair shojis of the Aviation Trust ought to receive attention from Richmond Boosters, if they were addicted to castles in the air.

Instead of "Shop Early" we would advise all telegraphing to be done before Brailey gets through.

When Mr. Roosevelt returns there will be another story started in Wash ington of the conspiracy.

The Insurgents and the newspapers seem to be getting under the hide of Uncle Joe.

Mr. Aldrich may not care if Mr. Taft does favor the Insurgents in Nicaragua.

Tom Johnson may take comfort from Sir Thomas Lipton.

Mme. Steinheil is as good looking as ever.

Coming, and soon will be here.

The day of the Tirrkey killing is near.

Items Gathered in From Far and Near

Bill Sat Down on 'Em. (New York World.) The Sugar Trust smiled at Roosevelt's policies; it weeps at Taft's.

Up Against Real Trouble. (Atlanta Constitution.) The long journey didn't wear the Taft smile to a frazzle, but that message to Congress will.

Not Standing on Much. (Chicago Record-Herald.) Senator Dick of Ohio, says he is standing on his record. Both his heels and toes stick over to a consiJerable extent.

Party Wants a Live One. (St. Paul Pioneer Press.) Some of the Missouri Democrats are trying to revive the Folk Presidential boom, with utter disregard of the state's law against grave robbing.

He Is Victim of a Joker. (New York Telegram) Horrible suspicion gains giound that somebody has been giving "Uncle Joe" Cannon some of fact absent treatment and filling him full of funny thoughts. Had an Eye to the Future. (Chicago News.) As Mi. Warriner is charged with having stolen $643,000 it looks as if he intended to be able to buy an acquittal with $143,000 and have a comfortable fortune left.

Very Much in Evidence. ((Pittsburg Gazette-Times.) Governor Haskell, of Oklahoma, is not lost, as was feared since the eclipse of last November. The United States Court has just decided that he must stand trial in the Muskogee town lot cases.

The Major' Mistake. "He's not what yon call strictly handsome." said the major, beaming through his eyeglasses on an utterly hideous baby as he lay howling in his mother's arms, "but It's the kind of face that grows on you." "It's not the kind of face that ever grew on you." was the indignant and unexpected reply of the maternal being. "You'd be better looking if It had !" London Graohic.

MASONIC CALENDAR. Saturday. Nov. 20 Loyal Chapter, No. 49, O E. S., stated meeting.

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The Sunday Church Services

First Church of Christ ScientistSecond Floor, Masonic Temple. Sunday service 10:45 a. m., subject "Soul and Body." Wednesday Evening Experience Meeting, 7:45 p. m. Public invited. Reading Room No. lfr North Tenth street, open to public daily except Sunday, 9 a. m. to 12 and 1:30 p. m. to 5:00 p. m. Grace M. E. Church W. M. Nelson, pastor. Sunday School at 9:00 a, m, and at 10:30. Mrs. Rev. George H. Hill of Indianapolis will speak. Class meeting at 11:45 a. m. Epworth League at 6:30 and preaching by the pastor at 7:30 p. m. Union services each evening during the week in the First Presbyterian church. Thanksgiving service Thursday promptly at 10:00 a. m. First English Lutheran Church E. G. Howard, pastor. Morning worship 10:30 a. m. Sermon, "A Call for Volunteers." Vesper Service 5 p. m. Sermon, "A Plea for Personal Liberty." A double quartet will furnish special music for these services. Sunday School 9 a. m. L. B. Nusbaum, Supt. Thanksgiving services Thursday at 10 a. m. A cordial invitation is extended to all to worship with us. First Baptist Church H. Robert Smith, pastor. Preaching by the pastor at 10:40 a. m. and at 7:30 p. m. Sunday School at 9.15 a. m. B. Y. P. U. at 6:30 p. m. Universalist Church, Boston. Rev. It. P. Jones will preach at 11 a. m., "The Thanksgiving Season." Bible school at 10 a. m. Everyone invited. Universalist Church In Masonic Temple, Nov. 21. Rev. L. P. Jones will preach at 7:30 p. m. Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. Everyone welcome. South Eighth Street Friends' Levi T. Pennington, pastor. Bible school at 9 a. m. John H. Johnson, superintendent. Meeting, for worship at 10:30. In the evening the Endeavorers meet at 6:30 sharp and after a brief service take the car for New Westville, to join in the service there. Prayer meeting Thursday evening at 7:30. You have an earnest invitation to attend all these services. South Eighth Street Friends Levi T. Pennington, pastor. Bible school at 9 o'clock. Meeting for worship at 10:30- Christian Endeavor meeting at 6:30. Prayer meeting at 7:30, Thursday evening. We cordially invite you to be present at all these services.

St. Paul's Episcopal Church In the temporary absence of Rev. D. C. Huntington, rector of the Parish, Dr. J. Everist Cathell will officiate at the usual Sunday services on November 21st. East Main St. Friends Truman Kenworthy, pastor. Bible school at 9:10. Arthur M. Charles. Supt. Meeting for worship at 10:30. The Endeavor Meeting at 6:30 will be a memorial service for our late member. Mrs. Eva Williams. A kind invitation is extended to any of these services. Second English Lutheran Sunday school at 9:15. Preaching services iu the evening at 7:30 by Rev. E. G. Howard. Reid Memorial Corner. N. A. and 11th. Rev. S. R. Lyons, pastor. Preaching 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. by Prof. Elbert Russell of Earlham. The pastor is absent at a church dedication in Indianapolis. Sabbath School 9:15 a. m. B. B. Myrick, Supt. Y. P. C. U., 6:45 p. m. U. B. Church Corner of Eleventh and N. B streets. Bible school at 9:30 a. m. Preaching by the pastor at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. C. E. meeting at 6:30 p. m. Welcome to all. First M. E. Church Corner Main and Fourteenth streets. R. J. Wade, pastor. Sunday school at 9:15 a. m. Morning worship at 10:30. Sermon by pastor on "Responding to the Call." Class meeting at 11:45. Junior League at 2. Prayer meeting at Margaret Smith Home at 2. Epworth League at 6:30. Evening sermon by pastor at 7:30 on "Jonahs Who Have Not Paid Their Fare." Music by choir directed by Mrs. Grace Gormon. A cordial welcome to all. Second Presbyterian Church Sunday school 9:15; preaching service 10:30 by Rev. I. M. Hughes. D. D.: C. E. 6:45. No evening service. Congregational meeting Tuesday evening. Nov. 23, 7:30 for the purpose of calling a pastor. All members of the church are requested to be present. St. Mary's Catholic Masse3 every Sunday at S ar.d 9 o'clock and High Mas' and sermons at 10:30; Vespers and benediction every Sunday at 3 p. m. Rev. J. F. Mattingly, rector. Rev. Thomas A. Hoffman, assistant. tf St. Andrew's Catholic Fifth and South C streets. Mass at 7:30; High Mass at 9:45; Vespers, sermonette an.1 benediction at 3 o'clock. Rev. Frank A. Roell, rector; Rev. H. J. Gadlage, assistant. tf

A Little Talk on the Human Foot

(BY DR. J. N. HURTY.)

Man has been described as a parasite, bulbus at one end and bifurcated at the other. He certainly is the arch parasito, preying off all creation, but he is more than bifurcated at one end. for the bifurcations have for termini structures of remarkable and exquisite adaptability and beauty and a mechanical perfection which can not be surpassed. It was the foot that made the head possible, and yet. eve:since the beginning of the molicular

movement of the wonderous convoluted mass which fills the dome of man, the foot has been regarded with contempt, no credit being given to is for the great part it has played in his developement. The foot was imperatively necessary during the aboreal period of our existence, and had it then been encased as it now is the conservation of natural resources would never have been considered for the proud parasite who has in the name of developement so energetically conducted his campaign of devastation, would have been easily snuffed out in the struggle for existence. Why have we so neglected the foot, yes, abused and deformed it, when it has been, is now and ever will be, an all important factor in our existence. Among civilized peoples the encasing and resulting deforming of the foot begins almost immediately after birth, and after ten years of age, all feet have been more or less deformed. In China the male foot is nearer the normal than among the patent leather nations, but in the Flowery Kingdom, the female foot rivals in its deformity that of her sister of christian lands. For any one who has a trace of artistic sense or an iota of appreciation of beauty, it is a shock to behold the feet of today. The anatomist, when he contemplates the mechanical excellence and rare beauty of the normal human foot. Is filled with admiration of the Omnipotence which created it; but when he beholds the twisted, knarled , knotted, bebunioned, becorned monstrosity of today, he sadly saysonly man is vile. Fable has it, that the peacock would die of pride if it were not for his feet, but curious man has made his feet ugly, because of his pride. He first sought to protect them, for this became necessary when he abandoned arboreal life, but presently he began to confine them closer

and closer, the sandal which carried Caesar's legions to victory! being abandoned for the deforming, tight leather box, now universally used. It was false pride that invented and developed the misshapen ugly shoe today, which, inasmuch as it violated every canon of symmetry, beauty and mechanical usefulness as reflected from the normal foot, constitutes a miscarriage of the human brain. Pride, vain glory and hypocrisy, assisted much by stupidity, invented the pointed and crooked shoe of today. Had we possessed the slightest appreciation of the natural symmetry the beauty and the mechanical excellent"; and usefulness, of the human foot, we would not now be suffering to such a degree from spinal and nervous disorders. The French high-heeled shoe is an instrument for public ill health, not equalled by all the bad smelling dead animal rendering establishments belonging to our cities.

BOBBINS SATISFIED

County Recorder Will Robbins, while unable to attend the meeting of the recorders of the state at Indianapolis, this week, thoroughly concure with the various actions taken. He is also much pleased with the plan of making a universal fee system In the counties of the state, which guide will probably be completed by William A. Dehority,

chief accountant, and his deputies, in another month. Just what difference the universal fee system will make in the local office is not known.

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Plenty of Poor Stuff. (Catholic Standard.) "But do you think," asked the visitor in the local option town, "that prohibition really prevents?" "Well," replied the native, "it prevents a fellow from getting the best of whiskey, but it doesn't prevent whiskey from getting the best of him."

One on the Milkman. (Chicago News.) "Well, I declare," exclaimed the milk man, facetiously. "A little fly has fallen into the milk can and seems to be calling to his mate on the edge of the can. Wonder what he is saying, anyhow?" "Don't know, I am sure," laughed the housewife, "but perhaps he is saying: "Come on in; the water's fine.' "

About Shoes. (Detroit Free Press.) When our new shoes are broken in We're glad beyond a doubt; But, Oh. how sore it makes us when We find them broken out.

Justice to a Distinguished Citizen. (Chicago Tribune.) "Have you anything to say," asked the leader of the villiantes, "before we knock the barrel out from under you ?" 'Only one thing." answered the doomed bandit, sullenly. "I want it distinctly understood, that it wasn't reading 'Huckleberry Finn' that started me on my career of crime. That's all, gentlemen; go ahead."

work and prudence is that his friends say he is "a lucky dog."

When a man talks five minutes over the telephone he says "All right" ten times. A woman will sav "Well" that

often.

We wish the Bible readers wou!J investigate and report: Did Job blanu the trouble that befell him on his wife?

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SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. (Atchison (Kan.) Globe.) It is fortunate that not all people guilty of contempt of court show it Every man is a reformer until reform tramys on his toes. Then how

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