Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 35, Number 2, 9 November 1909 — Page 5

THE RICHMOND FAIXADIU3I AND SUX TELEGRA3I, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 1909.

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GAVE A LUNCHEON. Mrs. Ralph Polk of Indianapolis, formerly Miss Grace Porterfield of this city, gave a luncheon today at the Columbia club In honor of Miss Lucy Barnett who will be married Wednesday, November seventeenth to Dr. Kretscnmer of Chicago. A number of guests from this city were invited. However Miss Susan Kelsey was the only one beside the honor guest who attended. This evening Mrs. Polk will give a dance at her pretty home In Greenwood for Miss Barnett. 4 Ji 4 GIVEN A SURPRISE. A pleasant surprise was given lisa Lillian M. Shofer last evening at her home on South Seventh street. Whist was played at six tables. Miss Petronella Ringhoff and Miss Mary Car ney won the favors. At the close of the evening's festivities a luncheon was served. In the party were Miss May Griffin. Miss Alice Griffin, Miss Anna Harrington, Misses Margaret. Nellie and Katherine Conroy, Miss Mable Stelnkamp, Miss Esther McKone, Miss Blanch Luken, Misses Mary and Luclle Carney, Miss Petronella Ringhoff, Miss Katherine McKone, Mrs. Arnold Klein, Mrs. John Shofer, Mrs. N. J. Mungavin, Mrs. John Mungavin, Mrs. James Debus and Mrs. Arnold Pfelffer. j j J ENTERTAINED RECENTLY. ' Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Flelsch entertained at their home recently: Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Flelsch, Mr. and Mrs. Waldo Powell. Mr. and Mrs. Warner Flelsch, Mr. Frank Braudley, Mr. Fred Laflin, Miss Viola Decker, Mr. Harold, Misses Madalene and Martha Flelsch, Miss Ruth Laflin, Messrs. Edward, William and Roy Braudley. J J Jl A GUE8T HERE. Mrs. J. A. Williams of Salt Lake City, Utah, has come to spend the winter with her father. Mr. J. M. Little, 28 North Eleventh street. Jt J J ENTERTAINED TO DINNER. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Brown and Mr. and Mrs. Will Rich were entertained to dinner recently by Mr. and Mrs. A. Barton, at their home on the New Paris pike. . - ' J ' M . jl RETURNED HOME. Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Brawley of New Madison, Ohio, who have been spending a few days with Mrs. Minerva Porterfield of KInsey street, returned home. jl j& jt GIVEN A SURPRISE. A pleasant surprise was given Mrs. Fred Libbert at her home, 410 South Tenth street recently by a number of her friends who came with well filled baskets. A general good time was enjoyed by all. The hostess was presented with several pretty gifts. The guests were: Mrs. Fred Wilkenmier, Mrs. Louisa Goebel, Mrs. Henry Goe-! bel, Mrs. Chas. Meyers, Miss Minnie Wettig, Mrs. Frank Engelbert, Mrs. J Wm. Hertzler, Mrs. BossweU, Mrs. Win. Bennett, Mrs. Frank Hoelsher, Mrs. Louisa Libbert, Mrs. Fred Shermann, Mrs. Abe Cox and Mrs. Emma Libbert jl jl j WILL GIVE DANCE. A dance will be given this evening in the Odd Fellows hall by the Daughters of Rebecca. The programs will be given out at eight-thirty o'clock. The public is invited to attend. j j j IS OF INTEREST. Mr. Herbert Lahr left yesterday for Richmond, Ind., for a visit of several days and will be joined by Mr. Harold Van Orman the first of the week. Evansville Journal-News., jl jg GAVE A DINNER. A dinner was given last evening by Mr. and Mrs. George H. Knollenberg at their home on South Fourth street In honor of Miss Esther Besselman and Mr. Carl Frederick Ris of Dubuque, Iowa, who will be married thi3 evening at seven-thirty o'clock. After dinner an informal reception was There's Comfort in the flavour of Posit ToasQfics These crisp golden-brown corn "crinkles" with cream, makes breakfast a pleasure. The Memory Lingers" Pkgs. 10c and 15c At Grocers

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SOCIAL CALENDAR FOR TODAY The wedding of Mr. Carl Frederick Ris of Dubuque, Iowa, and Miss Esther Besselman, will be celebrated this evening at the home of the bride on South Fourth street. A dance will be given this evening in the Odd Fellows' hall by the Daughters of Rebecca. A bridge party Is being held at the country club house. Mrs. Burton uaines is hostess for a meeting of the "Congenial Twelve" club. Aftermath society is meeting with Mrs. William Mendenhall. Mrs. Henry Hieger Is entertaining members of a club this afternoon. Mrs. Cleveland K. Chase will lecture on art this evening in the MorrissonReeves library. held, about twenty-five guests being received. Several vocal numbers were given by Miss Gertrude Ris of Dubuque who has a beautiful soprano voice. Flowers and ferns were used in decorating the various rooms. J Jt Jt CELEBRATES ANNIVERSARY. Mrs. N. A. Evans is celebrating her eighty-ninth birthday anniversary today at her home. 215 South Eighth street. The affair was in the nature of a surprise, having been arranged for by her nieces and nephews. je . j WEDDING INVITATIONS. They need not be answered, unless the recipient is an intimate friend. Then a congratulatory note may bel sent. An announceemnt demands no reply. The matter of wedding gifts is, of course, an unsettled question. There are a number of well-bred persons who do not respond to an invitation with a gift, believing that it is poor taste to send gifts to those whom they scarcely know, but to whose wedding they may have been invited, for some reason of courtesy. An "at home" card inclosed in the invitation , necessitates a call, within the time named, or, if one lives in a distant city, a card sent by post. J J Jl GIVEN A SURPRISE. A delightful surprise was given Master Emery Caster at his home in honor of his birthday, Monday evening. Lunch was served in two courses. The guests were Misses Helen Crump, Grace Brown, Helen Fox, Ruby Crowell, Genevieve Kamp, Cassandra Miler and Hazel Johns, and Messrs. Ralph Snavely, Everett Skinner, Kirk and Neil Bly Wilbur Fox, Lewis Shallenburg, Wright Lane, Melville Kamp and Earl and Frank Bescher. J jl ji CLUB NOTES THIMBLE CLUB. Mrs. May Pence will be hostess for a meeting of the Modern Priscilla Thimble club Wednesday afternoon at her home on North Eighteenth street. Members are invited to attend. 5 tS HAPPY HOUR CLUB. A meeting of the Happy Hour club was held recently at the home of Mrs. Henry Brumfiel, north of the city. ine meeting was in tne nature or a. business session. The club will meet I Thursday, November eighteenth with Mrs. Charles Brown. Needlework will be the main feature at this time. J J JK THIMBLE PARTY. The Ladies Aid society of the Reld Memorial church will give a thimble party Wednesday afternoon at twothirty o'clock at the home of Mrs. George Ballinger, 213 North Twelfth street. All the ladies of the church! are Invited to attend. j j j AN INTERESTING PROGRAM. At the meeting of the Trifolium Literary society of the First English Lutheran church last evening an inter esting program was presented. Pa pers as announced in yesterday's edition were read by Miss Elizabeth Krueger and Miss Anna Fetta. Miss Emma Engelbrecht gave the current events. J j j MRS. CLEMENTS HOSTESS. - T m a . mm. . a aiemoera ox ine ncKnor club were

entertained Monday afternoon by Mrs. ' ton c,led for tbIs delicacy. The waitE. B. Clements at her home on North i er brought him something that resem-

Thirteenth street. Mrs. Harry Math- bIed lt DQt tne lcInS was bocolate iaer. Mrs. Judson Rupe and Mrs. D. T ! stead of white- Mr- VYashington looked Mather were the readers for the af- !t OTer tDen turoed to tn waiter and ternoon. the second act of Rhato. saM-" "You've made a mistake. I want-

spear's "King John" being considered. Current events were given by Mrs. D. W. Dennis. Next Monday afternoon Mrs. John B. Dougan will entertain the club at her home on North Tenth street. j & j ENTERTAINED BRIDGE CLUB. A meeting of the Monday Bridge club was held yesterday with. Mrs. Leroy Brown at her home on South Fifteenth 6treet. Miss Alice Forkner, Mrs. Frank Lackey and Mrs. George Williams won the favors. Luncheon was served. In two weeks Mrs. Maud Gray entertains the club. ' J j j GUILD WILL MEET. The St. Paul's Guild of St, Paul's Episcopal church will meet Wednesday afternoon at two o'clock in the

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PHONE 1121 Parish house. Members are urged to attend. J j j OPEN MEETING. An open meeting of the Criterion club was held last evening at the home of Mrs. Omar Hasty on North E. street. The husbands of the mem bers were the guests of the occasion Two orchestral numbers with vocal solos by Mrs. Clarence Hadley and piano numbers by Miss Ruth Hadley and Miss Inez Hasty were pleasant features of the program. Roll call was responded to with quotations from Scott and Burns. "The Universities and Schools of Scotland," was the subject for an entertaining and in structive paper read by Mrs. Albert Foster. Miss Edith Tallant of the lo cal high school gave a talk on Scot land, illustrating it with photographs In two weeks Mrs. Fred Powers will entertain the club. The meeting last evening was one of the most enjoy able affairs ever held by the club, ji jl Ji DORCAS SOCIETY. An all day meeting of the Dorcas society was held yesterday in the lec ture room of the First English Luth eran church. The time was spent In sewing for charitable work. The society will meet again in two weeks. Jl Jl Jl SOCIAL SESSION. Members of the Mary F. Thomas, W. C. T. U. enjoyed a social hour yesterday afternoon in the dome room of the Morrisson-Reeves library. The regular meeting of the organizatiou will be held in two weeks. j j js MRS. F. A. BROWN HOSTESS. The members of the Magazine club met Monday afternoon with Mrs. F. A. Brown at her home on East Main street. Mrs. Harriet Dill and Mrs. Frank Coffin were the readers for the afternoon. The former read an arti cle from the Cosmopolitan Magazine and the latter from McClure's. Mrs. Walter Bates will be hostess next week. Jl Jl Jl FEDERATION OF CLUCS. Wednesday evening at seven-thirty o'clock a meeting will be held at the home of Mrs. Mark Wilson on South Thirteenth street to complete plans for the organization of a local federation of literary clubs. Two representatives from each literary club mi this city have been Invited to attend , the meeting. At the meeting held re-, cently Mrs. Miriam McDivitt was 1 elected president and Miss Marlannal Stubbs secretary. Mrs. McDivitt is a prominent member of the Athenaea Literary society, which organization ! Literary society, which organization inaugurated the movement. J s HELEN TAFT CIRCLE. The Helen Taft Sewing circle will meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Allen Coggeshall at her home, 222 Richmond avenue. KILLS HER FOE OF 20 YEARS. "The most merciless enemy I had for 20 years," declares Mrs. James Duncan, of Haynesville, Me., "was Dyspepsia. I suffered intensely after eating or drinking and could scarcely sleep. After many remedies had failed and several doctors gave me up. I tried Electric Bitters, which cured me completely. Now I can eat anything. I am 70 years old and am overjoyed to get my health and strength back again." For Indigestion' Loss of APPetite- Kidney Trouble. Lame Back, Female Complaints, it's unequaled. Only 50c at A. G. Lu ken & Co's. In Widow's Weeds. "Yes. brethren," said the clergyman who was preaching the funeral sermon, "our deceased brother was cut down In a single night, torn from the arms of his loving wife, who Is thus left a widow at the age of twenty eight years." Twenty-six, lf you please," sobbed the widow in the front pew as she emerged for an instant from her handkerchief. London Telegraph. Wanted It White. Booker T. Washington on a tour of New England formed a habit of eating Washington pie. Washington pie Is a two layer cake with a custard suing and covered with white icing. It is served in pie shaped pieces. Stop ping at a country hotel. Mr. Washinged George, not Booker." Exchange. $100 Reward, $100 Th readers of this itnr will v pleased to learn that th?re is at iVast one dreaded disease that science hn .hie tn cure In all it t,r j t that is CatarTh. Hall s Catarrh Cure is i the only positive cure now known to i the medical rratermty. Catarrh bein a constitutional disease, requires 1 constitutional treatment. .Mail s Catarrh Cure is taken internally actinpr directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving' the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature In doing its work The proprietors have so much faith in Its curative powers that they offer On-. Hundred Dollar for any case that 1c fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address: F. J. CHEXEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio. Sold by Druggists, 75c. - Take Hall's Family Pille for constipation. 4

PRESIDENT TAFT AT THE CAPITAL AFTER LONG TRIP

About the First Thing He Did Was to Congratulate King Edward on His Reaching His Sixty-eighth Year. HE SPENT YESTERDAY IN NORTH CAROLINA While Talking Ship Subsidy, Executive Was Interrupted By the Flight of a Large Dirigible Balloon. (American News Service) W ashington, Nov. 9. By order cf President Taft, who arrived at the cap ital this morning, a message of con gratulation was sent to King Edward of England. The king is C8 years old and the tenantry of Sandringham was feasted by the king and queen today. SEES AN AIRSHIP. Florence, S. C, Nov. 9. President Taft started for Washington yesterday afternoon leaving Augusta after two days of rest and welcome. He stopped here three hours to receive the welcome of this little town of 10,000, to which was added a host from the surrounding country. In the throng, which lined the streets from the depot to the Central schoolhouse, and which listened to an address by the president, there were more Confederates than in the rest of the South put together. The president's visit to Florence was also marked by his introduction to the famous "pine bark stew" of the Pee Dee section of South Carolina. The president had been looking for ward to this stew with mingled emo tions of pleasurable anticipation and fear. When it appeared as the ma jor course in the Florence banquet last night it proved to be nothine!, more or less than a delectable fish chowder, highly spiced and stewed over a pine bark fire sufficiently long to get some of the flavor of the pine into the decoction. Went to the Fair. Before leaving Augusta yesterday afternoon the president assisted in the opening of the Georgia-Carolina fair. He had the novel exnerienee of having his address interrupted by the passing of an airship, or dirigible bal-j loon, with its engines awhirl, immed-1 lately over the grand stand.

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subsidy at the time, and after he had paused to look at the receding balin v,,,lm loon he exclaimed i iiesuaie so occupy your time in i r v. ii.i. discussing an old method of transporting goods when you have before your eyes the newest one invented, and yet I venture to think it will be some time before that method of transportation will be followed in the moving of cotton bales." It had been intended that the president should stop here only an hour and ten minutes, but the local coma icaiTiugeffleiii oil the schedule by which they might hold him for three times that long, and yet deliver him to Wilmington early Tuesday morning. Warned 'Em to be Honest. The presidential train arrived early and left shortly before 11 o'clock p. m. In his speech, delivered in the open air here last night. President Taft warned the people of the South not to let the prosperity of fifteen-cent cotton run away with them, but to remember to demand in all business affairs the standard of integrity and morality outlined by Theodore Roosevelt. "The price of liberty is eternal vigilance, and I say to you that the price of elevating moral standards is eternal vigilance." he said. "Now. my friends, we are apt to get enthusiastic over fifteen-cent cotton and the growth of cities and states and all this material prosper-j ity. But I hope that in so doing we shall not forget the responsibilities; max uugui 10 accompany our material growth. WTe have been prosperous before. We were exceedingly prosperous in 1907, and for several years before that. What T. R. Saw. "But there came a time when Theodore Roosevelt and men like him, who saw mat tae tendency wnicn came from that prosperity to an accumn-! lation of wealth in individual hand by means that were not legal and could not be morally supported called for a halt and called for an investigation of our prosperity, and called for the enactment of legislation that should restrict our growth in order that It might be along lines of legali! . m . : HY xnn Rionu 1 ne.s 01 miKinea mtAtr. s rity and morality. - -rf W. j "But I am no pessimist. I believe we are growing steadily better and ! better, and that the way we responded ( L i, L"lTl I l" " uuemi showed that we would not be brib-i tA hv material comforts nrf I , , . , Into sleepiness and Inaction in matters of business integrity." A SCALDED BOY'S SHRIEKS horrified his grandmother. Mrs. Maria Taylor, of Xebo. Ky.. who writes that, when all thought he would aie. Bucklens Arnica Salve wholly cured him. Infallible for Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Corns, Wounds, Bruises. Cures FeverSores, Boils, Skin Eruptions, Chilblains, Chapped Hands. Soon routs Piles. 25c at A. G. Luken & Co's.

PLAY SAME GAME III IOWA CAPITAL - AS OTHER PLACES (Continued From Page One.)

It is freely asserted In Des Moines, that the head of the street car company in that city strolled In. as he had strolled into council meeting teveral times before, and dictated to fcis bought hirelings, the council, what the value of his company was. The council immediately reduced the valuation some hundreds of thousands of dollars. And it may be interesting to remark in passing, that the same aslessor who assessed the company in previous days and who saw his assessments cut in half when the corporations and their agents came around, is now a member of the first commission in Des Moines under the new plan. He has saved the city of Des Boines the money which the former clique of servants of the corporations sliced off the assessments of the companies. The Asphalt Trust. Nor were the machinations of corporations in Des Moines, of which I have just city two representative instances, confined to public service corporations. The Asphalt Trust, sometimes known (at least on its letter heads) as the Barber Asphalt company, was one of the pillagers of the city. Under its well known plan of business it provided a forfeit for poor work for failure to repair, etc., etc., according to its procedure in all American mu nicipalities. And It is said that there was so complete an understanding between the city officials and the asphalt trust that these forfeits for bad work and failure o keep streets in repair were never col lected. Of course, nothing could be proved but they were not collected. There is more to the asphalt story the city does better now. Evils of a System. Such small matters as cutting down one corporation's assessment from $1.305,000 to $775,000 as a favor to the "interests;" non collection of forfeit ures fro ma trust; providing "feed" from the public trough to contractors. and getting "rake offs" from advertising and "inspection;" together with the pillage of fallen women, may seem commonplace or terrible according as one knows much or little of the workings of the old ward plan of government in this country today. But one must not think too harshly of a town which has this state of either graft or . " In the first place the fault is in the system which places an obligation to the "interests" for every election which is held. And one must not think badly of the average, ordinary man who could not help matters if he tried. These evils are the by-product of a wrong system. Attack the system and not the by-product, and you are really arcomnlishlne something. What the Future Is. , . .... f f " V"y jflJSl it the sItu.ation in .Des koines. ,Bu.t lf VtTL VnT tJn a!h! f.nd bad' alf W1 ,AmerIcn ! lines. wl kow wnat tne condI' tions were before the adoption of the i Des Moines Plan. ! American cities are not so unlike that you cannot find a parallel close at home in your own town. What, then, has Des Moines, to bring to this question? It may be still imperfect, but It has solved these great American problems so successfully, that they may be applied to any city in the United States which is tired of th nlri nnrl wants a rhnnpp'tn rievpinn IU ycct;c. 1 Duail occ laici uvn these problems were ovenwme. They were over come not by the courts; not by the state legislature; not by the "reform movements;" not by "good citizens;" not by change of heart of public service corporations; nor yet by th sudden purification of city officials and ward politicians. Was it a miracle? Not at all. The people, the average men, the ordinary men, stepped in and asserted their rights. And they cleared up the situation which the others had been doing their best to muddle and have muddled for years in every city in the United States. Mrs. Austin's famous pancakes make a hearty, wholesome breakfast. Fresh supply now at your grocers. DIMINUTIVE FARMS. The Way Real Estate Is Dividad Up In Portugal. The Portuguese are an extremely conservative people. Every man follows rigidly the methods employed by his father and forefathers. In very many parts of the country the old wooden plows are still used. Wheu a man dies, instead of one of the heirs taking the whole property and paying the remaining heirs for elr parts the whole property is di Tded lnto as manv P319 a there "e heirs. More than this, each separate part of the property is thus divided. Thus, if the property consists of tea acres of pasture land, eighty of vineyard and ten of grain land and there are ten heirs, each heir will receive De acre ech of grata and pasture land and eisrht acres of TinerartL This nrorv ess has been going on for a very long time, so that now In the most fertile part of Portugal the land is divided tkL Z .,VKi , The Immediate result of this, accordinto Incredibly small portions. , . ,K T-nfuw ..,,1-- i JjZfa . ,ho n V " . ' on the other band, there are enormous ! tracts of excellent land lying unused, but It has been found Impossible to induce the farmers of the north to move Into this region and take up large holdings. Philadelphia lnauirer. The North British Locomotive Com - pany has Just completed and tested the first steam turbine locomotive. The new engine Is pronounced asoccess. .

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Copper Gives Club to Woman And Has Fine Time at Dance

Chicago, Nov. 0. Patrolman Patrick Cummings of the Thirty-fifth street station, told Municipal Judge Uhlir yesterday of the fine time he had at a Polish wedding at 3335 Mosspralt street Sept. ao, when, just for sociability, he loaned his club to a woman for an hour. Cummings said that be would loan anybody his club who asked for it, but he wouldnt let him get more than thirty feet away. If trouble started, he said, that would only prove he was a good policeman, for if he became desperate he couldn't hurt anybody if he didn't have a club. Frank Buzcko, 3403 Mosspratt street and Frank Bynerswicz, 3403 Fisk street, whom Cummings had arrested at the end of the wedding dance in an effort to get back his club, were in court early. They were charged with disorderly conduct. Cummings came into court at 2:30 in the afternoon and had a difficult time in explaining things. Bynerswicz testified that after Cummings entered the hall and drank j

the health of the bride, he handed his : pany at Wilmington. Del. During all club to one of the women dancers and that time he has not missed a day at waltzed away with another. The wo-j his desk, with the exception of a furmen amused themselves by punching : lough of one week that he took In each other in the ribs with the club . for a honeymoon. Mr. Kallam Is now and finally gave it to Bynerwicz. Then I In his eighty-second year.

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