Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 34, Number 262, 29 July 1909 — Page 4

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ft let?" "Yes." answered Mr. Stonnington Barnes. "They admitted that I had selected a pretty good play." ! ' ' ' Marry Sunshine. The merry sunshine I admire. But , merriment will sometimes tire. When days of summer heat Intrude Its humor seems a trifle crude. Explained. . "Why must we settle so.' much money on our,, titled son-in-law?" ask ed Mr. Cumrox. . , - , v . "Men " never understand , those things" answered his -wife, "ills an cestral pride positively" demands that he be removed from danger of humiliation by looking like a poor relation." One .Thing Lacking. - When dad goes f isbin we preaare To listen with the closest care To alf his efforts to describe The marvels of the finny tribe. We'll -hear with wonder and dismay Of bis ones that all got away. We're always compllmentin' dad , I About the fish he almost had. Like some great chieftain of his race Who has been following the chase, When he comes home, by one and all. He's met with man? a welcome call And soon upon the board is spread The meal potatoes, meat and bread; We have all things that taste could wish Excepting one there is no fish. BODY'S RELIGION WAS HIS SUBJECT Dr. Thurston Delivered Inter esting Address. The first of a series of lectures by Dr. J. M. Thurston was delivered at the meeting of the men's meeting at the parish house of St. Paul's Episco pal church last evening. Dr. Thur ton's subject was "The Religion of the Body." There was a large number present who were very much interested in Dr. Thurston's talk. Lectures will be delivered each. Wednesday evenin The subjects of the remaining lectures by Dr. Thurston are "Pace to Face Talks," and "Practical Religion of the Body." i - . cL. 'Luxury That Greets the Passengers or an Atlantie Liner. The luxury of ocean travel ha: reached such a state of perfection tfcn land bred and timid passengers ma; almost delude themselves into think ins that they are still on shore wkei they are In the middle of the ocean. When the luncheon bugle sounds yoi go in to tidy your' hair. The sun i shining in through your window or a !ea one of the windows, for then in f 'o In your drawing room, one itho uatbrooni and one in the bedrooi beyond. Your drawing room whk-i might be in the Winter palace, Nice for all the resemblance it bears to ; ship's cabin is furnished In old go and white. A soft carpet of old gokl a sofa piled luxuriantly with cushion? several chairs, a table, a wonderfull; equipped desk, on which rests a droi light, are nt your disposal. You stop moment to admire the panels ar. etchings and the hangings, which an embroidered with drooping wistaria i: faint green. An electric grate fin with a genuine mantel, leads :in air o spaciousness to the room. You uotiri that your gowns have been hung it one closet and your blouses in another and that shoes, slippers, umbrella, etc. have been carefully stowed away in places provided for them. The third day out. If the weather I One, is the social height of the trip The ship's types are by this time all fully developed. The bridge fiends have become known to each other, and they never leave their game except for meals. There is the usual contingent that each morning comes around to tell you how early they were on deck You have stood at the prow and watched the schools of dolphins jumping straight for the ship, you have lushed excitedly to the rail to watch passing steamer with which your ves sel exchanges salutes by running up Innumerable little flags, and you have marveled at the ind birds that al ways follow the ship across, and per haps you ask the steward to set out some fresh water and a plate crumbs for them. of If you enjoy spontaneous vaudeville the hour in the ship's gymnasium will be your regular rendezvous every morning, and aside from the fun which you will have in watching the others perform unaccustomed stunts on the frisky camel, the spirited horse or with the vibrators you will receive direct benefit from the exercises, which are the best thing to be recommended for the maintenance of sea legs. Harriet Qulmby in Leslie's Weekly. ' Of the 4,XX,000,000 gallons of wine manufactured in the civilized world every year, about 40,000,000 are made in the United States. The deadly gauge of Nero's drunkenness was a finely wrought intaglio ring. When he could not see the figures cn it he knew he was drunk. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications, s they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed rendition of the mucous liningof the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is Inflamed you have a rumblingound or Imperfect hearing-, and when It Is entirely closed. Deafness Is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearingwill be destroyed forever: nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing- but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. 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PULLMAN PORTER Solon Vindicated in Baltimore Police Court for Hitting A Negro. MAN WAS TOO IMPUDENT AND THE JUDGE RULED THAT STONE HAD RIGHT TO AS SAULT HIM AND INFORM HIM ? f HE WAS "A BLACK DOG." Baltimore, Md., Jury 29. Declaring that the assault was jutifiable, Police Magistrate Eugene Giannan dismissed the charge against Senator William J. Stone cf Missouri, of having assaulted Lawrence G. Brown, a waiter on a PennsyUania railroad train. j istice Grannan said: "Senator Stone, I have traveled a great deal in my time. I can fully appreciate the treatment that yon received at the hands of Brown, who, it has been shown, was discourteous in the extreme. I feel that you had sullcient provocation, and that yon were absolutely justified in reprim-mtlirija; and striking Brown. I dismiss you." The crowd applauded until the MasIstrate rapped sharply for order. Senator Stone was surrounde.i by congratulating friends, among them beinr Murray Vandivoor, the treasurer of Maryland and o "crs proiulneru politically here as he left the station where he had spent a most uncomfortable hour or two last night And Gave Him a Ride. The case which' brought to the bar of the central station perhaps its most distinguished prisoner, grew out of an incident of the trip Tuesday of Senator Stone from Philadelphia to that night when a policeman of the Pennsylvania railroad entered his car and placing him under arrest sent the senator to the station house in the patrol wagon, accompanied by Brown, who charged the senator with having assaulted him. Senator Stone and his counsel took their places in the ordinary prisoner's dock when the case was called. At this point an attorney for the Pennsylvania railroad and the Pull man company requested that the case be dismissed, saying that neither of the companies he represents desired to press the charge. Brown, being the complainant, was asked by the magistrate whether he desired, to prosecute the case and he replied: "I do; I insist on his being tried.' Heard the Testimony. Senator Stone took a deep interest in the proceedings as one witness after another gave their testimony. James Owens the cook on the buffet car, said there was some trouble over the serving of an order to the senator and that he heard the latter threaten to shoot and lull the "black dog," as Owens expressed it. He added that Brown had delivered the food intend ed for the senator to some one else by mistake. Brown testified that Senator Stone used very abusive language to him in connection with the order, saying, "I was shocked at what he said; 'deed I was. Then he struck me right in my mouth." One Cse r-cr Matches. A clerk in the black goods depart ment of a Broadway store put a box of safety matches in his pocket before leaving home. "They'll come In handy for my ens tomers." he said, "not to light cigars or cigarettes my customers don't smoke in the store but to test the goods they buy. Xo doubt their trick is antediluvian. Eve may have tested fig leaves Just that way in the garden of Eden for all I know; but, no matter how old fashioned it makes a person seem, there are plenty of women who will not buy a piece of cloth without setting a lighted match to one of the threads to see whether it burns or not. If the thread burns, the cloth is part cotton, and the shopper won't have it If it doesn't burn, it's all wool, and she buys."New York Globe. An Elephant Experience. A friend of mine told me of a curl ous experience. He was carefully stalkiny a big bull elephant in a large herd, when they got his wind, and a big cow elephant charged him. He jumped behind a large tree as the elephant reached him. and. being un able to stop herself in time, the ele phant drove her tusks with such force into the trunk of the tree that they snapped off close to her head. The elephant was stunned for a moment but luckily turned and galloped after the fast retreating herd, leaving him the possessor of some eighty pounds of Ivory valued at about $230. Circle Magazine. Taking It Too Literally. "What do you mean, sir," roared an Irate father to a rejected suitor for the band of his daughter, "by bringing your portmanteau to my bouse and ordering a room?" "I'm adopted as one of the family.' answered the young man coolly. "Tour daughter said she would be a sister to me!" ' Mrs. Allgall. "Who's the woman who calls every day to use our telephone?" "The one - who complained because our children take a short cut through her yard on their way to school." Cleveland Leader. Cause and Effect. The Earl of Ennui (dreamily) Wisht X Just had er million and ten years ahead of me. Baron Beating WelL you grab the million and you'll get the ten years ail right, all right. Puck. lie who reforms, God assists. Spaa' iah Proverb. vf?'v-;":;y tvte"?.?'-?"

You can avoid collar troubles by buying Arrow COLLARS 15c each 2 for 25c Cluett, Peabody & Co., Makers The best 15c. Cuffs ere Arrows HE BROKE A SPRING. And the Owner of the Wagon Was Grateful For the Truth. In a small southern Indiana town is a liveryman who has ideas of his own about conducting his business. Not long ago an Indians polls drum mer, known for his ability to get over ground in a hurry, bad one of old Henry's rigs with which be drove to a neighboring town.- Part of the way was over a corduroy road. The drum mer's business detained him longer than he expected, and when be finally got back In the buggy for the return trip he found that be would have to drive some to catch a train. He made the livery outfit scamper along the road at a lively pace. Finally, when he struck the corduroy road. be felt something snap and knew that he had broken a spring on the buggy. He saws visions of having to make the damage good to old Henry. When be reached the barn be jumped out and said: 'Henry, I broke a spring. How much do I owe yen?" "How did you break it, Gus?" asked the liveryman. 'Driving like the dickens over a rough road." the drummer answered frankly. "Then you don't owe me anything." "Why. how's that?" "Well, that's the first time I ever had a spring broke that way. It's a new way o' breakin' them. All I ever bad broke before was broke drivln' easy over a smooth road. Indianapolis News. A STOP WATCH. Lots of Ways In Which It Can Be Made to Amuse Its Owner. "Having a stop watch." .says the man who has Just bought one, "reveals a whole lot of ways of amusing yourself that you'd hardly think of before. "Since I've had a watch I've been able to while away a lot of time not a pun, either. For Instance, walking in the city where the numbered blocks make calculating easy, I am continual ly holding the watch on my pedestrian efforts. . 'I figure first how long it takes me to walk a block. Going at top speed 60 that some folks think I'm mad. I have been able to do eighty -eight yards in twenty-nine and two-fifth seconds. or about seven miles an hour. "Then, of course, I time all interme diate distances up to a mile. I've learned pretty well just what four miles an hour means, and I want to tell you that folks who speak so glibly about doing that ought to hold a watch ou their performances to see what it means. "The other day I got up a few sprint races between some boys just so I could time their running. I find there's a lot of fun. too, in making imaginary bets with myself how long it will take me to catch up with some one else walking in the same direc tion or bow long it will be before a car gets to a certain crossing. "Also a stop watch is a great thing for timing how long you can hold your breath." New York Sun. The Game of Cricket. Cricket dates from the reign of Queen Elizabeth and had its origin in rounders and stool ball. Lord Chester field .was the first man of weight to take it up seriously and Eton the first public school. In those days scores were notched upon tally sticks, the ball bad heavy cross seams, the bats were curved, and the fielders stood al most In Indian file. The early laws of the game had their inception at the Star and Garter inn. Pall Mall, and one of the few of these original laws which obtain today is that of the tossup. The wickets were twenty-two inches high and the toll six inches in length. The first county match was when Kent played England in 1711, and on this occasion vast sums of money changed bands. Wide Doorways. In the making over of an old bouse, as also In building a new one. it is al ways a good plan to have the door ways in the rooms on the first floor made unusually wide, almost as large as the rooms themselves, for in this way a greater sense of space and airi ness is given even when the bouse is not large. Portieres may be 'bung in these roomy doorways to keep away drafts and to give a certain privacy, but in warm summer days aad also when entertaining a large number of persons the portieres may be drawn back and almost the entire ground floor thus transformed into one large room. Baltimore American. Jealousy. "My dear." said the wife of the eml nent professor, "the hens have scratch ed up all that eggplant seed, you sowed. "Ah. Jealousy r mused the professor. And be sat down and wrote a twen ty page article on the "Development of Envy In the Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds." That Treating Habit. "What's the matter? Did the barber try to scalp you?" "It wasn't the barber's fault I treat ed a friend to a hair cut. and he Insist ed that I have another with blm. zouldn't refuse." Kansas City Journal. The railroads of the world are val

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EMMA KNAUF DIED AT MILTON Exact Cause of Her Death Is Not Known. Milton, July 28. Mrs. Emma Knauf, a well known woman of this place died at her home this morning at 3 o'clock, at the age of 65 years. The exact cause of ther death is not known and a post mortem examination will be made,. She has been ill for several weeks, however. She is survived by four children, Lewis of Cambridge City, Charles of Milton, Mrs. Adam Bottsfield of Cambridge City, and Miss Amelia, who made her home with her mother. The funeral will be held on Saturday at the home. Mrs. Knauf was born in Trenton, O. She was the widow of the late Lewis Knauf, a civil war veteran and she herself was prominent in W. R. C. circles of Cambridge City. She also belonged to the Home club of Milton. A MEERSCHAUM PIPE. It Requires Careful Smoking to Color It Properly. Ordinarily a meerschaum pipe Is boiled for coloring in a preparation of wax. wntcn is absorbed una a turn coating of wax Is held on the surface of the pipe and made to take a high polish. Under the wax is retained the oil of tobacco, which is absorbed by the pipe, aud its hue grows darker in proportion to the tobacco used. A meerschaum pipe at first should be smoked very slowly, and before a second bowlful is lighted the pipe should cool off. This Is to keep the wax as far up the bowl as possible, and rapid smoking will overheat, driving the wax off and leaving the pipe dry and raw. A new pipe should never be smoked outdoors In extremely cold weather. Fill the pipe and smoke dowu about one-third, or to the height to which you wish color. Leave the remainder of the tobacco in the pipe and do not empty or disturb it for several weeks, or until the desired color is obtained. When smoking put fresh tobacco on the top and smoke to the same level. When once burned the pipe cannot be satisfactorily colored unless the burned portion is removed and the surface again treated by the process by which meerschaum is prepared. The coloring is produced by the action of the smoke upon the oils and wax which are superficially on the exterior of the pipe and are applied in the same process of manufacture. London Answers. "The way in which some tailors give credit," said Judge Rentoul. at the city of London court, "is awful. The Idea of giving a man credit for $190 worth of clothes. Firms who give such credit must charge enormous prices." ROUND TRIP TO CINCINNATI Via C C & L ILIL SUNDAY AuGUSt 1st Numerous attractions Baseball "Reds" ts. Brooklyn. Train leaves Richmond 5:20 a. m. Returning leave Cincinnati 10 p. ra. For particulars call C. A. BLAIR. P. ft T. A, Home TeL 2062. Richmond.

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