Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 34, Number 259, 26 July 1909 — Page 5

THIS RICHMOND FAIiLADlDai A2V SUK-IJSUSOKAa, H05UAI, JTTUZ 6, 1909. FAGS FIVC

FARMERS ARE TO: REGULATE AUTOS Branch of New Organization Will Probably Be Founded in This Vicinity. SPREADS OVER COUNTRY

SOCIAL CALENDAR FOR TODAY

Mm Ruchard More and Mrs. George Fox are entertaining for Mrs. Elmer Moody of Muncie. Mls Ruth Gilchrist will entertain tbla evening with cards for her guest, Miss Benson of Dayton. Mary F. Thomas W. C. T. tJ. is meeting this afternoon in the dome room of the Morrisson-Reeves library. Olive Branch Bible class meets this evening with Mr. and Mrs. Henry Knollenberg at their home on South Fourth street. Monthly meeting of St. Paul's Lutheran church council will be held this venlng at the church. A meeting of the official board of the First Methodist church is scheduled for this evening. J J js The members of the choir of the First Christian church have arrange J for a musical to be given Wednesday evening at eight o'clock at the church. The affair is entitled the "eternal City," and is a scripture cantata by Charles H. Gabriel. A small; admission fee will be asked. The proceeds from the recital will be used to help pay for the pipe organ which was recently placed In the church. The complete program for the event Is as follows: Introduction-Organ.. .. ...... Mra. R. C. Wilson. And There Shall Come Forth Recit- . ative and chorus. ..',.",. . . ... , Mr. Leslie Knight and choir.

Give Ear to My Words Solo and chorus .... ........ . ..... Merl Tittle and choir Upon the Mountains Chorus. ... ... Choir. 1 lyiidnlght Song Quartet and

iUto Ua. . . . Male Voicea-and chorus Within Thy Courts.. ..Ladies Voices God Name Is Love Solo and Chorus Mrs. Ada Williams and choir. M. S. W. Traum and choir. The City of Light Quartet. . .. , Mas Ruth Harris. Mr. J. J. Boggs, Mra J. J. Boggs. Mr. C. M. Wilson X Heard a. Great Voice Recitative, Chorus, Solo. Duet and Chorus. . . Mrs. S. W. Trau n and choir Mire. J. J. Boggs and1 choir Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Boggs and choir Hbme Chorus. ... .. Choir Not .Where I Will Solo and chorus

axioa vjuuu. omiua ana cnoir Miss Jessie Mann and. choir Mir. Ralph Little and choir Quartet and chorus . " Mm S. W, Traum, Mr. Harry Sloan, Iflsa Edna Smith, Mn Ralph Little His All Seeing Providence Chorus Watch, Therefore Recitative and Chorus.. .. .. ... Miss Ruth Harris and choir A Sure Refuge Duet and trio Mr. and Mrs. Boggs Miss Ruth Harris, Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Boggs .. , Finale God Is the Klng Chorua. . Choir Mra Robert C. Wilson, Organist Mr. Robert C Wilson, Director. J Ji Ji M4ts Lenora Wlckemeyer and Miss Viola Wlckemeyer gave a slumber party Saturday evening in honor of Miss Elva Benson of Dayton, Ohio. The guests were Miss Muriel Bartel Miss Ellen Swain, Miss Benson and Miss Ruth-Gilchrist. Mr, and Mrs. Charles Tiffany of

New Paris, Mr. Burt Becker and Miss Nellie Tiffany of this city, visited their

mother, Mrs. Mary Rost at Abington, Sunday. Jl j J Mr. 'Byron Huff of Martinsville entertained with ; a six o'clock dinner, Miss Twanette Nutter and her house guest Miss Florence Maple of Knightstown, Miss Edna Trueblood. Messrs. Joseph Furnace and Lawrence Barrett of Indianapolis. The young people are former Earlham students. Mr. and Mrs. "M. H. Green. Miss Carrie Green and Mr. Joseph Schattel spent Sunday visiting at Cincinnati. JH Ji J Mrs. John Geier of Saginaw, Michigan is the guest of Mrs. William Fry, 221 South Fourth street J Jl Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Mills are spending a few days in Atlantic City. Jl jl jl A delightful picnic party was held yesterday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Harry P. Needham, west of the city. About twenty-two persons attended the affair. Both dinner and supper were .served on the lawn. A

Every package of Post Toasties Contains a little book-"Tid-Bits made with Toasties." A. couple of dozen recipes of fascinating Dishes, a help in Entertaining home Folks or company. Pkgs.lOcand 15c At grocers.

number of the guests motored out in their machines. The day was much enjoyed by all. ji j jl Miss Ruth Bradley will entertain the members of her Sunday school class Tuesday afternoon at her home on North Eighteenth i street. The hours are from two-thirty until fourthirty o'clock. ' Jl Jl Jl Miss Grace Crumbaker, Miss Dessie Swihart and Mr. Hunter of Eaton, O., were guests Sunday of Miss Esther Hill of East Main street. . Jl,: J Miss Myra Chamness gave a prettily appointed dinner company Sunday at her home 326 North Fourteenth

street Places were arranged at the

table for Miss Gola t Chamness and Miss Gertrude Clapper of Mooreland,

Ind.; Mr. Harry Modlin of New Castle,

Indiana, Mr. Paul Beeson of Losant-

vllle, Miss Chamness and Mr. Morris

Ballenger. Js) .

The following young people pic

nicked yesterday In Grace's Woods, north of Centerville: Mhs Marie

Studt, Miss Ida Minneman, Miss Edna Kriete of Lima, Ohio, Miss Marjorie

Simpson, Messrs. Edward Simpson, Howard Studt Paul Bietry and Henry Bietry. Jl M Jl . Misses Margaret and Mary Neutzenholger, Mary Cawley, Sue Harr and Mr. Howard Mahin of Rushville, and the Misses Paulus of Richmond! were out-of-town guests at a dance at the Auditorium in Connersville recently.

' JS Jl Jl Mrs. Starr of Indianapolis is the guest of her son, Mr. Thompson Starr and Mrs. Starr in Bronxville, , New York. Jl Jl Jl Mr. and Mrs. Richard Cutter will leave for a fortnight's stay at Lake Maxinkuckee. Jl Jl Jl Mrs. E. L. King and Mrs. W. A. Barnard of Chicago, who have been visiting friends and. relatives In this city for several weeks returned to their home today. J Jt j Miss Deborah Shut entertained several guests Saturday evening at her home on North Fourteenth street. The

hours were spent with games and mu

sic Luncheon was served. The

guests were: Miss Alice Lanlng, Miss

Esther Hill, Miss Cora Kirby, Miss Ruth Peltz; Messrs. Mather Kelsey, Myron Hill and Kirby Morris. jl jl jl Miss Katharine Thompson is . the guest of friends near Boston, Ind. Jl Jl J Mr, Edward Williams of Dayton, O., was a guest in this city, Sunday. Jt Jl J

Miss Mary Montgomery and Miss Lucy Hughes of Greenfield, Ind., well known locally, have been attending a house party at Indianapolis, given by Miss Ruth Ann Allerdice. JS Jl JB Mr. and Mrs. Henry Althaus of Greenville, Ohio, were in the city, Sunday, the guest of friends and rela

tives. ji Jt J I Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Leroy Tebbs, of Oakwood, leave Tuesday for Detroit to be the guests of friends at a house party along the lakes. They will remain during the week. Dayton Journals. Jt jt jt . Mr. and Mrs. O. E. Baldwin of Muncie, Ind., have been visiting friends and relatives in this city. ji "-'Jl Jl

members of the Spring Grove sewing circle Tuesday afternoon. jt ji - ji : The final rehearsal for the musical to be given by the choir of the First Christian church will be held Tuesday evening. , Jt Jl Jt The Luther League of Trinity Lutheran church will sive a lawn fete Wednesday evening at 211 South Sixth, street. Jt Jt Jl The Sunday school class of St. Paul's Lutheran church taught by Mr. George Knollenberg will have a meeting Tuesday evening at the Knollenberg home on South Fourth street. Jt Jt Jt Wednesday afternoon Mrs. John Collins will entertain the members of a card club at her home on South A street

T. P. A . Notes BY T. C. H.

CLUB NOTES

The Ladies Aid society of the Trinity Lutheran church will meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Henry Veregge at her home on South Seventh street. J jt jt The Home Missionary society of the First Methodist church will meet Wednesday , afternoon at two-thirty o'clock with Mrs. Walter Luring at her home 131 South Fourteenth street. This will be a "Mother's Jewel" meeting and a good attendance of members is desired. Jl jt jt Mrs. W. T. Hodgin will entertain the

"I love my pfenic, but, oh, you chiggers," is the title of a new song sung by the social committee duet. We are very glad to see Mr. Kleeder of Marion, back on the Job with his ready pen. We surely missed his spicy column published in the Marion News-Tribune and which is read by Post C members with great interest Mr. Kleeder has been taking a short vacation. M. L. Leasure of Indianapolis was in Richmond a couple of days the past week; calling on the trade in the interest of Proctor, Gamble & Co. Mr. Leasure visited the post rooms and was welcomed by the regulars. Bro. LeaBure came up with the idea of carrying home all the candy in stock, but the best he could do was to go home with only one little box of chocolates. , President Lebo will attend a meeting of the state directors at Terns Haute next Saturday, and incidentally will take in the picnic. J. M. Lewis, Charles Pierson and Frank Parsons, with their families, have returned from Sand Lake and report the most pleasant trip they have ever experienced. President Quigg and family will

leave next week for James Lake, Mich.,

for a couple of weeks outing. A few of the members of Post C have received invitations to attend the annual picnic given by the Terre Haute post next Saturday. A program of the different events has been published. C O. Tooker has been helping the Rosenbloom, Buntin Co. dispose of their stock, this being his off season. "Took" is well posted on sizes and fits and seems to be making; good as a clothing salesman. One of the meanest tricks he ever did in his life was to send Chas. Morgan home with a night shirt so big that it would have made four shirts and then have a little left. "Took" says he was so anxious to get Charlie what he wanted that he forgot all about the size. It happened away, way back; back in the early sixties; so long ago that some might have forgotten. Some have tried to forget. It was at a time when watermelons were fine and were ready sellers. Everybody wanted watermelons. Richmond at that time was' not so large as it Is now, and could

not boast of many commission houses. In fact, it could not boast of any.' AH the watermelons and other green good3 were shipped from Cincinnati. In tnose days not much of anything in the produce line was shipped to Richmond. One enterprising grocer, full of enthusiasm and energy, was ambitious to become a leader in his line of business. He wanted to do things an 3 have things no one else could do or have. He was a regular pace maker for his business. So he schemed and schemed, turning many a thought over In his head, thinking of something the

THOSE JOY RIDERS WHO VIOLATE THE RULES MAY EXPECT TO BE PROMPTLY ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED.

Perhaps local automobilists would be

"interested in learning about the new

organization known as the Farmers' Anti-Auto Protective association. It is proposed to have the society incorporated in Indiana and the other middle western states where automobiling is one of the greatest pastimes that can be enjoyed. The rules are to be enforced strictly and auto driver, so unfortunate as to violate any of the provisions, may expect arrest or a coat of tar and feathers if the. vigilance committee gets him first. Rules of the Order. Here are a few of the rules:

X. On discovering an approaching team, the automobilist must stop off

side and cover his machine with a tarpaulin painted to correspond with the scenery. 2. In case an automobile makes a team run away the penalty will be $50 for the flm mile. $100. for the second mile, $200 for the third mile, etc., that the team runs; in addition to the usual damages. 3. On approaching a corner where he can not command a view of the road ahead the automobilist must stop not less than 100 yards from the turn, toot his horn, ring a bell, lire a revolver,halloo and send up three bombs at intervals of five minutes. 4. Automobiles must again be seasonably painted that is, so they will merge with the pastoral ensemble and not be startling. They must be green in the spring, golden in summer, red in autumn and white in winter. 5. Automobiles running on the country roads at night must send up a red rocket every mile, and wait ten minutes on the road to clear. They may then proceed carefully, blowing their horns and shooting Roman candles. 6. All members of the society will give up Sundays to chasing automobilists, shooting and shouting at them, making arests, and otherwise discouraging country touring on that day. 7. In case a horse will not pass an automobile, notwithstanding the scenic tarpaulin, the automobilist will take the machine apart as rapidly as possible and conceal the parts in the grass. 8. In case an automobile approaches a farmer's house when the road3 are dusty, it will slow down to one mile an hour and the chauffeur will lay the dust with a hand sprinkler worked over the dashboard.

Boss Murphy Gets Deputy Job A nd Soft Duties Impress Him

New York, July 26. Boss Murphy, who is captain of the watch at Tammany hall, has taken a job asdeputy sheriff down at Good Ground, L. I., where his country place Is. He motored over to the court house, took an oath not to let any blind tigers run, and to make every automobile owner who came through the county shake himself down for the benefit of

the nearest magistrate, and then ap

propriated a tin star, a billy, a revolver of the vintage of '65 and a set of

false whiskers.

"Have you got a stop watch?" inquired the sheriff. "What's the use? Hughes won't let

the ponies run."

"Ponies be dratted ! Ton want a strm

watch to catch the automobiles. How

do you expect the magistrates of this county to Jive if the officers of the

law aot properly armed?"

Murphy borrowed a stoo watch from

Sol Lichten stein . and started out to

see just what makes a sheriffs job so attractive. In the course of two days

training he found out that a deputy sheriff might do these things: Watch for tramps that snoop around the summer houses. Keep a lookout for oyster pirates. Arrest any old automobile that happened to come along, and then find some offense that tho owner can not dodge. Pick out the automobilist who is speeding along with a veiled lady while wifey is out of town, so as to be sure he can't afford to squeal. Serve notices on farmers to . work the roads. Subpoena witnesses for the grand jury to investigate the illicit sale of near beer, and near richer. Answer hurry calls from country neighbors who . find that the chicken coop is being turned Into a steam calliope by the disturbing hand of some dusky person. '' When Murphy got a line on the manifold dignities and powers of the job it 4s reported that he was much Impressed. '

other fellow didn't do. He was the leader and as such he was crowded to the pole by his competitors. One dav a bright thought struck his mind, one a little brighter than other thoughts. He had stumbled onto something a sure winner. Something to cause the town to talk. He had planned in his fertile brain a watermelon sale. This genius of a business man journeyed to Cincinnati and selected some of the choicest melons. He had them shopped to Richmond by freight and placed in his model grocery. In a Bhort time the melons went like sausage at a county fair. The supply was soon exhausted. Still the customers wanted melon?. Our genius scratched his head and turned over another thought in his brain loft. He would telegraph for more and have another consignment before the stars began to twinkle. So he sent the following telegram: "Express quickly fifty best melons. Pack carefully together." Along in the evening of the same day Mr. Grocer stood in the doorway of his apetizing grocery. He smiled a good old watermelon smile as he thought of his melons. Soon he saw an express wagon moving slowly down the street He noticed a large hogshead in the wagon, so large It hung over the sides of the wagon. "Who in the world is so crazy as to have a hogshead like that sent by express," remarked our genial grocer. "It'll cost a fortune. Express companies don't carry goods for nothing." "No indeed," replied his companion standing in the doorway. Slowly the wagon came close under Its awful burden. It drew tip at the grocery and stopped. The driver backed his horse and wagon and jumped down. t. "Who gets that hogshead?" asked the grocer. "You do." replied the expressman, and then our grocer remembered the melons. "The express charges are $14.75," continued the man with the wagon. The watermelon smile disappeared along with the $14.75 and the hogshead was unloaded. It proved to IM the melons carefully packed in sawdust and not a melon was broken, so careful were they in packing. And that 'is the reason why Hegger does not like watermelons and has not touched one since. He still complains bo bitterlv

about express companies excessive charges. j For the first time In a good long

wnue mere are now no applications from Post C pending before national board. We always have had some up for consideration, but this time finds us without a name. Will the membership committee please get busy and rush a bunch of applications up to the board for consideration.

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Here are some special values to go on sole tomorrow, Tuesday. How do these prices sound to you? A lot of Ladies' Cloth Suits (coat and skirt) to close at $5.00. Regular $15.00 to $25.00 values. We also give you a chance tomorrow Tuesday to buy a Silk Coat Suit in Black, Navy and Tan for $10.00; regular price $25.00 and $30.00 If you can make use of a Covert Jacket, we have a few to close out at only $1.98, about the value of one sleeve; but you get the Jacket complete and all in good order for $1.98. A Special Waist offering also tomorrow Tuesday Messaline Silk, Taffeta Silk, Net and Battenberg Lace Waists, your choice at $3.48; worth up to $10.00 each. Then another big bargain in Silk Shirt Waist Suits at $9.98, but we have decided that they go in the Tuesday Bargain Feast. Now another item is Tailored Wash Suits. Not a great quantity of them, but nice Suits such as you will be proud to own. The price does pot tell you the quality for they go on sale at $3.48. Our Great Summer Sale Closes Thursday, July 29th.

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INVITE DAIRYMEN ATTEND MEETING State Organization' to Convene Sept. 9th.

Local dairymen have received let

ters inviting them to attend the second annual meeting of the dairymen of the state, which will be held at the state house Sept 9 and 10. It is claimed a great deal of good resulted from the meeting last year and H. E. Barn

ard, state food and drug commissioner, is anxious that as many dairymen attend as can find the time. At the September meeting addresses will be made by Dr. Ravenel, of the University of Wisconsin, who has made a study of the transmission of tuberculosis from cattle to human beings. Addresses also will be made by health experts and dairymen, some of them representing the federal department of agriculture.

Suitts ..Positively. $15 Values.

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NO LESS

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ENJOYABLE PICNIC

The annual picnic of Triumph lodge; Knights of Pythias, at the farm of John Placke. north of the city, yesterday was largely attended by members of the order and their wives and families. It was one of the most enjoyable affairs ever given by the lodge. Various amusements were 'given.

We are pleased to see our friend Ed Dye again take up his grip and become one of us. He will travel on the road in the interest of a Jackson Michigan fence company.

"Drug Store Kid"

BAKED HAM, v POTATO CHIPS, BULK OLIVES. ' PEANUT BUTTER. HADLEY BROS.

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The only razor with a guarantee including strop and shaving soap, old for $1.00.

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DR. S. EDGAR BOND Removed from Richmond Ave. to 207 N. 9th. Changed Phone No. 2458.

SPECIAL SALE ON UAhA GC8ZX3. MRS. DLICKETf STAFF. 49-50 CcbctUI CUg. 2 oz. 24 In. human hair switches, regular price $6. will sell for $3iSO Two Days Only. Transformation puffs, all hair goods. Phone 1524.

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