Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 34, Number 156, 13 April 1909 — Page 4
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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, TUESDAY, APRIL' 13, 1900.
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7 dara aaefc wssfc. evening u swnaay morning. Office--Corner North ttk tad A streots. Bom Phone 111. RICHMOND, XXCDIANA. sUsflelaa o. LM4i....HaMgiaK Balis. (telMX Marts..... W. K. riMtlin TTtnT WMtmr. SUBSCRIPTION TERMS. la Kleamond SMS per year (la advance) or 19c par waak. MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS. Ob year, la advance ...fs.oo gut snontna. In advanee 2.0 Ona month. In advance .4 RURAL ROUTES. Ope year, in ad vane ..... ti.SS 81 months. In advaneo 1.26 Ona month. In advanca .IS Addrasa changed aa ofUn aa desired; both now and old addresses muat ba given. Subaerlbera will pleaaa remit with order, wbich should be given for a pacified term; name will not ba entcrd until payment la received. Entered at Richmond. Indiana, postoff ico aa aacond cUua mall matter. - Tka AaaodatioB of Advertisers (Now York City) has t ttailaed and oertiflod to tka eirenlatloa 1 at this pabllaartea. Only the flawes of L saMaatWS ay tae assocUttsa. tea. 16t " -- - - -. ; SENATE TARIFF BILL. The Chicago Tribune, editorially speaking this morning, thinks that the senate tariff bill is an improvement over the house bill. The Tribune says: - ' The finance committee of the senate has made public its incomplete draft of a tariff bill. As far as it has gone it has improved on the work of the house. While it has left untouched its reduced duties on lumber, iron and steel, it has substituted the present duties on gloves and stockings for those which disfigure the bouse bill ' and have moved to righteous indignation the women of the country. Its members have shown greater respect for public sentiment and the needs of the consumer than the so-called popular branch of congress. They have seen that the - house duties are unjust because prohibitive, and that their enactment would lose the republican parly many seats in the next congress. The women of Chicago and other cities have not petitioned in vain. They have learned the value of the right of petition where their interests are at stake. What ' the committee will recommend as to coal, hides, and wood pulp, is uncertain. They are all on the free list of the house bill, and the senate should agree with Vthe house as to them. Whether- it will is another question. The West Virginia senators will fight for a duty on coal. , The Maine senators' are' against free wood pulp. .There are some western senators who will stand out for a duty on hides. One can only hope for the best. The finance committee has not gone far enough with its measure to permit of a conclusion as to Its revenue producing qualities. It will have to do better than the house has done. It struck out the duty on tea, which the ways and means committee estimated would bring 'in $8,000,000, and the finance committee proposes to strike out duties on spices, which might have brought in a million . dollars. That committee may feel compelled to recommend the imposition of additional internal revenue taxes. TWINKLES A Judicial Error. (New York Sun.) The judge soliloquized: "I could have married Maud Muller with wheat at $1.25," he cried. Herewith , he went out and kicked himself. Couldn't Say No. (Pittsburg Post.) "What's the matter? Did the barber, try to scalp you?" "It wasn't the barber's fault. I treated, a friend to a hair-cut and he insisted that I have another with him. I couldn't refuse." . Even Then. (Chicago Tribune.) The end of the world had come at last, But Gabriel stood irresolute. Mankind awaited the trumpet blast, And still he didn't toot. " -'. v ; Impatient mutterings then began; !Why this delay? What does it mean?" Tm, waiting." said Gabriel, "for the man " With the motion picture machine:" Not Enough For Both. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch.) "What sort of dividend did the Standard1 Oil 'Company; declare this spring? "I understand it did ' not declare any." "How was that?" "Its lawyers were declaring one." MASONIC CALENDAR. Tuesday, April 13. Called meeting. Richmond Lodge No. 196. F. & A. M. FeUowcrart Degree. Wednesday. April 14. Called meeting-, Webb lodge, No. S, F. A. M. FtHowcrtft degree. Friday, April 1ft. Called meeting Kins Solomon 'a. Chapter, No. 4, R. A. MV Royal Arch Degree. Caturday, April 17 Loyal Chapter, No. U, O. E. a Regular meeting. '
Items Gathered in From Far and Near
Look Mighty Dry to the Colonel. New York Tribune. Colonel Watterson maintains that no man can be either a Protectionist or a Prohibitionist and remain a democrat. There are large sections of. the South, apparent ly, in which, in the Colonel's opinion, democracy is only a memory. Nothing to Boast About, Kansas City Journal. That Nevada county which won Colonel Bryan's mule as a premium for giving the largest democratic gain in the November election should not feel too much elated. There were no competitors. An Extraordinary Occurrence. New York Evening Sun. They ought to change the name of Esmeralda County, Nevada, the winner of the Bryan mule, to Minnamascot. A great exploit should be fittingly perpetuated. Would Put It Wise. Atlanta Constitution. The New York Sun says: "Mr. Bryan is disappearing." Somebody should send the Sun a bale of Chautauqua lecture programs. The Chief Consumer. Charleston News and Courier. The tariff on lemons is to be greatly raised. That should be a special form of protection for Colonel Bryan. But It Is Hard on the Lions. Louisville Courier-Journal. This new game of feeding ex-presidents to the lions solves a much-vexed problem. Would Make Good Affinities. Detroit News-Tribune. Emma Goldman should lose no time in forming a coalition with Ciprlano Castro. Heart to Heart 7 alks. By EDWIN A. NYE. - Copy.icht, 1908, by Edwin A. Nye HEAD THIS TO TIE CMLDREN. This is a fairy story a true fairy story. And, strangely enough, the little girl of this fairy tale is her own fairy, though she doesn't know it. This fairy went to bed one night poor and awoke up the next morning worth $10,000. Doesn't that sound like some other fairy had waved Its wand over this fairy while she slept? Her name is Hasel Hazel Klegln and she llvea la South Omaha, Neb. She is twelve years old and Is a good little girl, kind, gentle and helpful to all about her. Haul's parents formerly lived in Sioux City, and because Hazel when she was a little bit of a thing was so sweet and kind and gracious a man in that town who was a neighbor took a great fancy to the little girl, whom he called his "black haired fairy." Hazel Klegln has black hair in long braids and twinkling black eyes. WellTwo years ago the Klegins moved to South Omaha, and shortly after that the father died. Hazel's mother was obliged to take in washing in order to buy food for Hazel and her little brother. Now. can you fancy a little fairy carrying big bundles of washing? This . black haired fairy did that. And some days the past winter the weather was very cold, and sometimes the bundles were heavy, but she never complained. She kept on smiling like a good little fairy, and everybody loved her. And now she is an heiress. Her old friend, Mr. Matthews of Sioux City, bequeathed her the little fortune because she was such a sunny and kind little girl. And Hazel says: "I am so happy because mamma won't have to wash any more. She baa rheumatism dreadfully, and sometimes she has to wash with one arm. It is awfully bard then, and it nearly break! her back. She didn't use to have to wash." You see, the good Sioux City man made no mistake about Hasel being a fairy. Fairies do not care much about themselves. They are always trying to make other people happy. And that is why fairy Hazel Klegln Is happy. She makes others happy. Oh., the fairy stories are not all In the story bcos, my dears! Oddity of Dreams. "Nobody ever feels pain in a dream," said a psychologist "Rage, terror, joy,, grief these emotions stab us as poignantly in dream as in reality. But physical pain, no. I have interrogated 2,000 persona, and none of them ever suffered dream pains. Xet they have dreamed of dreadful motor accidents, tortures, death. One young girl. Indeed, dreamed time and again of being eaten alive by cannibals, yet even In that horrible nightmare She felt no pain. ' Got Even With the Clerk. Mr. Jaw back Thia gown Is not becoming to you,, and it is expensive. Why did you buy it?. Mrs. Jawback Because the clerk looked as if he thought I thought I couldn't afford It. Cleveland Leader. He that rises again quickly and continues the race 1s as if he had never fallen. Mollneux. Elephants in the Indian army an fed twice a day. When mealtime arrives they are drawn up in line before a row of piles of food. Each ani mal's breakfast .Includes ten pounds of raw rice done up in five two pound packages. Therice is wrapped up jb leaves ana tnea aea with
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Chicago, April 13. Henry H. Tehbetts, a Notary Public and veteran of Civil War, was fined one , cent -- by Judge Landis on a charge of making a false affidavit for a fellow soldier to aid . the comrade In the collection of his pension. Tebbetts is 71 years old.' . "How did you happen to . do it?" asked Judge Landis. I "Well, Your Honor," said the old i man, "I'm an old soldier, and many of ! my comrades are pensioners. I got an appointment as Notary Public in IIATIOIl AIID THE STATE UNITE Federal and State Banking Departments Will Work Together in the Inspection of Indiana Banks. ASSET JUGGLING TO BE STOPPED BY MOVE This Method Not Indulged in By Indiana Banks, But Under Present System It Is a Possibility. (Special Correspondent.) Indianapolis, April 13. There is a plan on foot by which the state bank ing department and the government banking department will work together in the matter of inspecting banks all over the state. Of course, the federal government has no jurisdiction over the state, private, or savings banks organized under state laws, nor over trust companies and neither has the state any jurisdiction over national banks, but if the proposed plan is carried into effect, and it looks like it .will be. all examinations will be made in such a manner as will pre vent banks and trust companies from juggling their assets in order to make a showing. Wiles' Statement. Lawrence A. Wiles, bead of the banking department in the office of the auditor of state, said yesterday that the plan was proposed some time ago by the controller' of the currency and that the Indiana departmenc agreed to it. For instance, it is a fact that many of the national banks in Indiana are closely connected with trust companies. In fact, they own some of the trust companies, though their business is entirely separate from each other. Now when the national bank examin er comes along to examine the nation al bank it is possible for the national bank to bring over from the trust com pany a lot of cash of securities and keep them in the national bank until the examiner gets through. Then they are taken back to the trust company where they are kept while the state bank examiner, who comes along later is making his examination of that institution. Practice Not Common. It is not to be understood from this that this practice is indulged in by any of the national banks and trust companies in this state. There is no proof that it is. But under the present system it can be done that way, and it is this possibility of crooked work that the controller of the currency hopes to eliminate. The plan proposed is that before the national bank examiner makes an examination of a national bank that is connected with a trust company he shall notify the state banking department and the latter will send a state bank examiner to make an examination of the trust company on the same day. Thus each institution will have to stand alone. It was said at the office of the auditor of state, yesterday, that the plan will probably be carried into effect in a short time, as both the federal and the state departments have agreed to it. And then the state banking department will go even further. Some of the trust companies of the state are owned by private or state banks, and in such cases simultaneous examinations of both institutions will be made. In this way an examination will show real conditions not supposed or fictitious conditions. It is believed, too, that the banks will not of fer any objections to the new plan, Tor it win not do any harm to an hou est concern. Awkward, but No Chump. Once there was a pretty woman who came upon a huge ostrich In the desert. "Foolish bird,- said the pretty woman. Tou cover your head with sand and think you are out of sight. The huge ostrich laughed. "My dear madam." he chuckled, "there is nothing foolish about that. Don't you cover your bead with a hat decorated with my feathers and think you are tmt of sight T Moral. The ostrich is an awkward bird and eats horseshoes, but he can hit hack la other ways than with his big feet. Chicago News. Bigga-Sbortlelgh te a cheerful chap never borrows trouble. Dlggs-Ob, well. I suppose he has to draw the una
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order to make out their papers for them without it costing them anything. I never charged any fees. I dated Milligan's papers several days ahead because he had to be out of town, and I did not want him to miss getting his pension." ' Judge Landis sat thoughtfully for several minutes. Then - he said abruptly: "It is the judgment and the sentence of the Court that the defendant pay a fine' of one cent." . Tebbets paid the penny fine, without costs, and left the courtroom. SHERIFF LUES LAW He Thinks New Statute Governing Selection of Jurors Wise One. SOON TO GET LOCAL TRIAL Sheriff Mereditb Is particularly well pleased by the new law applying to selection of jurors. The law will Le tried for the first time in this county, when the regular jury is summoned. At the present, only one case is set for trial which will require a jury and that is not until April 21. Under the new law no Juror shall be released from duty by the court unless he shows a good excuse. If a juror is excused by the court it is then tho duty of the jury commission and ths county clerk to choose a juror to fii! the position in the same manner that the regular jury is chosen. In case a juror is set off the panel in court the sheriff or the court bailiff then selects a talesman outside of the court house. Under the old law a talesman could be selected from persons who happened to be in the court room, but by the new ruling the sheriff or the court bailiff Is compelled to leave the court house when selecting an extra juror. Under the old law the jury commission did not have to fill the vacancies that occurred, but this was left to the court A CONFIDING CONSTABLE. The Way He Helped the Housemaid Repel the Burglars. A good story is told at the expense of a constable in rural England, says a writer In the London Telegraph. Not long ago a young and pretty housemaid arrived at the big house of the neighborhood, and it was observed that our friend's beat often took him in that direction. At first sbe seemed to resent his advances, but suddenly she changed altogether, and the course of true love appeared to run smooth for a time. One night he called rather later than usual. It was dark, and his fair one greeted him somewhat coolly, he thought. . His doubts, however, disappeared when she suddenly declared that sbe would take him into her confidence. She had overheard the particulars of a plot to break into the house and steal the plate. "Now, Jim," she said, "here's a chance for promotion. The burglars knew where the plate was kept, so we've shifted it. What I want you to do is to get Into the plate cupboard and wait till they come and open the door. Then you'll have 'em. Jim jumped at the chance and half an hour later was concealed in the cupboard. The burglars came, as expected, and promptly got to work. The constable chuckled to himself as be heard the muffled whir of a tool on the outside of the cupboard door, and he grasped his staff and waited. After some minutes waiting he resolved to take a cautious peep. But the door was fast, securely screwed on the outside by the burglars. When Jim eventually roused the house and was released from his prison the burglars and plate, together with the pretty housemaid (a confederate), had disappeared. Moreover, the constable's position took a good deal of explaining: away. 3d LaxQtiuo for Baby Frco The child of today is the parent of the future, and whether it grows up healthy and strong, or puny and weak, depends upon the intelligence of its parents, for most children are born into the world healthy, but thousands become future weaklings between birth and the age of ten, when the parents are still in greatest control. The prime cause of trouble Is In tho stomach. A baby that is digesting Its food seldom cries and always looks cheerful; the little child whose stomach is good romps and plays and never whines; etie BTowinar child lam wll at school and ta nmrrr tor fun If its head is clear and It stomach licht, and that means If It baa no constipation. The beat and safest way to cur any irregularity of the stomach and bowele In children Is by the use of Dr. Caldwell's; 8yrnp Papain. This la a liquid laxative wonderful In its effect aa Mrs. John W. Dunham, Apple Creek. Ol, Mrs. H. I. Cuttam. 'Flalnvllle. Ind and numerous others can testify who give It to their cnuoren wnn exiraorainary results. A bottle only costs SO cents or SI accordina; to the else you want, and even one M-cent bottle will do a wonderful amount of good In a family. It can bo given to any member of tho family ta constipation, sour - stomach. Indigestion, torpid liver, dyspepsia, heartburn, sick headache and similar digestive tronblest. It never gripes or strangles luce puis, tablets, salta and powder, which should not be given to children, women or old folks. U you have a child or other member of the family who needs, but has never used this grand laxative tonic send your nana and sililrt to tho doctor and a fins trial fcottlo wfll bo sent to your home. In this way yon can find out what it will do wiuoux paiaonai expense. If there Is anything about your ailment that you dent understand. Of If you want any medical advice, write to the doctor, and be wilt answer you fully. There Is no charge for this service. The address is Dr. W. & Caldwell, sot CaMwaU stag, MoaticeUo.ni. T"'.
Railroad Notes
Beginning tomorrow all preference freight trains over the main line of tie Pennsylvania will be absolutely controlled by the block system and will be treated as passenger trains. This will not apply, however, to a 6low freight or any other train that is moved by the permissive block and which may be allowed to follow a preference train into a block under controlled signals. This system of running trains with the absolute block signal was adopted about two years ago when the retrenchments were made in all departments. The system applied to preference freight and then to slow freight, but it tied up the movement in such a manner that the whole thing was abandoned, but the officials think It is now so arranged that the preference freight will not cause any delay in shipment. Interurban roads that carry passengers in Illinois are to be held within the meaning of the act of 190? which limits fares to 2 cents a mile, complaint having been made to the 6tate railroad commission that the Illinois traction system is charging excessive rates on its lines between Danville and Springfield. The attorney general held that the act applies to all corporations engaged in the carrying of passengers, whether the motive power used by steam or electricity, between the points in the state, and applies, therefore, to interurbans. He further held that there is nothing in the 2cent law to permit the railroad company to make an extra charge for transportation where such extra charge added to the regular fare would exceed Z cents per mile. This ruling, however, does not apply to special service like sleeping cars or chair cars or other extra service furnished. "I bad an egg for breakfast thli morning"." "That so?" ' "Tes, and it was a bird." Political Announcements Advertisements in This Column Cost Ten Dollars for all Offices Except Councilmen Which Are Five Dollars FOR MAYOR. HSNRT W. DEUKER is a candidate for mayor, subject to the Republi can nomination. SAMUEL K. MORGAN, candidate foi Mayor, subject to the Republican nomination. EDWARD H. HARRIS is a candidate for Mayor, subject to the Republi can nomination. FOR CITY CLERK. BALTZ A. BESCHER is a candidate for the office, pf city clerk of Rich mond, subject " to the Republican nomination. J FOR JUDGE OF CITY COURT. LUTHER C. ABBOTT is a candidate for Judge of the City Court of Richmond, Ind., subject to the Republican nomination. COUNCILMAN-AT-LARGE. MATT VON PEIN is a candidate for the office of Councilman-at-large, subject to the Republican nomination. . "
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