Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 34, Number 70, 17 January 1909 — Page 9

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THIS KICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, BUXDAY, JANUARY 17, 1909.

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WANTED. WANTED To pack your furniture for . shipment. Holthouse, 124 South. 6th street. Phone 4367. 17-tf WANTED To sell you new and second hand furniture at bargain prices, i "Antique Furniture Co., 519 Main. ' Phone 4201. 17-2t WANTED WANTED Ladies, I have what you want; the best receipts of I all kinds. You will never regret 't calling at 1132 E. Main. Ten days I only. Mrs. E. J. Lynch. - 17-lt SALESMAN WANTED to represent I us, experience unnecessary, $75 to j. $150 per month and expenses, or commission. . Yale Cigar Co Indianapolis, Ind. 17-lt WANTEDCall at 1132 Main and let us show you ,how old furniture is made "to look like new. Secondr hand furniture, stoves, etc.,. for sale. - W. F. Brown, Phone 1778. 14-17 WANTED--YouTto enterihe new class in short hand at the Richmond Business College next Monday. 16-tf WANTEDTpiace to do general house-f-work. 1317 N. H. 16-2t ANTED If you want money in place of your city property or farm, go right to Porterfleld's Real Esi.tate office, Kelley Block, 8th and J Main. 14-tf WA"NTED At Mrs. Riser's Business ! . School, 33 S. 13th St., Bookkeeping, Shorthand and Typewriting stuEvans Assails t

With Fads About Navy.

it Fighting Bob" Charges That His Report to the Navy f, 1 Department Has Been-Grossly Distorted.

"."There is no battleship in the United States navy that will fill and sink in one hour because of the damage done by three twelve-inch shells on (her water line armor, no matter whether they made a gateway or holes as big as a door," declares Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans, replying in Hampton's Magazine for February to critics of : American battleship construction.Henry Reuterdahl and oth er critics have charged that all ourj hips, old and new and under ' construction, are faulty In design in the mater of water line protection and would crumple as did the egg shell Russian fleet under heavy fire. "We are not in the condition of the Russian fleet in the Sea of Japan, either temporarily or permanently," asserts Fighting Bob, adding: "That our older battleships do not differ from those of England or Japan of the same date in the matter of design In this respect I am sure, because I have personally inspected these ships when deeply loaded and found their water line belt in the same position with reference to thesurface of the water as were our own. I am strongly of the opinion that this condition was in most cases the result of placing on board unnecessary weights, and not a fault primarily of design." Comparing the height of our main batteries, broadside guns and freeboards with those of foreign battle ships. Admiral Evans says: "All talk about the ships being able to fight their bow guns when our ships would be smothered In tons of water coming over their bows is pure nonsense, and must have been written In Ignorance of the facts. - Somebody has been 'pulling the leg of Mr. Reuterdahl, if I may be allowed to use that expression and pulling . it badly, too. ' : ,"The Connecticut has nineteen feet freeboard that Is, her forward or fore

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To Make or Offer 'an Investment Note the illustration. See the smoko coming oat ? of the tall chimneys 1 Smoke like this means progressbusiness profit, to scores. One of; the safest and mos profitable investments possible to make is to buy stock in the live industries of a city this city. Besides the local pride, there is money in good industrial investments. The way to get in touch is to insert a little Want Ad in this paper like the one below. Perhaps you are a manufacturerthen a little Want Ad to find investors is the most economical and effective way. Insert little Want Ads like the following under "Business Chances on the Want Ad pages of this paper and all is done at the cost of but a few pwmH I

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Opens Jan. 4. 28-tf WANTED 500 men tc learn barber trade and take potions waiting oui graduates. Few weeks conn pletes. Constant practice furnished. Scholarship Includes tools. Instruction, demonstrations, examinations and diplomas. Write for catalogue. Moler Barber College. Cincinnati, O. novl-tf FOR SALE, FOR SALE OR TRADE 80 acre farm north of Richmond; will trade for city property. Morgan, North E and 8th Street. 17-lt FOR SALE-Sea the biggest little new gas light in the world for only 35c. Brown-Darnell Co., 1022 Main Phone 1936. 16-3t FOtl SALE One full dress vest, with coat, one tuxedo coat, one Prince Albert coat with vest, one heavy ul ster, suitable for driving. All arti cles in excellent condition, but can not be worn by owner. Call morn ings at Ben Bartel's, 36 S. 18th St. 16-4t FOR SALE New and second hand sewing machines for half, the agents' prices, $1.00 down. We also loan money- -on sewing machines, watches, jewelry or diamonds. J. M. Lacey & Co., Room 2, G. A. R. BIdg., 8th & Main. 15-T-F-S-Sun FOR SALE Mill wood. C. W. KramCritics castle deck, is nineteen feet above the water. The King Edward VII has eighteen feet, and theKashima nineteen feet. The British ship has one foot less, and the Japanese ship exactly the same as the American ship. Why will theheavy sea punish the one so badly and not the other as well? The Connecticut carries her main battery , guns, forward turret, twenty-six feet and five Inches above the water, the King Edward VII twenty-three feet and siv inches two feet six inches less and the Kashlma twenty-six feet five inches less than the Connecticut. What then will be the condition of those foreign ships when the forward turret guns of the Connecticut are silenced by the heavy sea- Either the commentator did not know what he was writing about, or intended to deceive, which can not be supposed, or somemistake was made in setting up the type for this remarkable statement. "When In command of the Atlantic fleet on the cruise to the Pacific, I made a report .to the navy department concerning minor defects in the veasels of the fleet. In this I recommend ed, among other things, that the broadside guns be raised il possible to a higher level. I did this because, after watching the ships for many days, steaming in a trade wind sea. I was confident that in battle under these conditions the forward weather guns would lose their effectiveness because of the spray which was constantly thrown over them. I knew perfectly well that the ships of other nations would suffer in the same way, as our guns are quite as high as theirs, but I believed that if ou could be placed higher it would give us a distince advantage. .This report has been distorted and twisted by some critics In an effort to sow that I believed our guns would be fought at a disadvantage because they were lower than EXAMPLES

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15-7t FOR SALE Building lots; 600 N. 19th. 15-7t FOR SALE: Cook stove and heating stove, cheap. '905 N. H. 14-tf FOR SALE New Globe Hot Blast Heater, reason for selling, have put in Mogul Furnace. 407 Pearl street. 13-7t FOR SALE 100 cords stove wood. David Hanagan, Centerville, Route 12, Centerville Phone 5D. ' jan9-2wks FOR SALE City property and farms, merchandise stocks and fire Insurance. Porterfield. Kelly Block, 8th and Main. 6-tf AUCTIONEER. H. H. JONES, Auctioneer. I have lots of sales booked for spring. If yes are going to have a sale of any kind, I would like to, do your work.. . Satisfaction guaranteed. Office Shur- . ley's Barn. dec24-tf FOR RENT. FOR RENT 5 room house, S. 6th St., $7.50 per month; two 5 room houses at $8.00 per month; ' two 6 room houses at $11 per month.; one . seven room house at $12 per month. Geo. B. Moore, 616 Main. Phone 4058. 17-lt FOR RENT Furnished rooms, heat and bath; 27 NV UtK .T " "Z 16-2t those on foreign- ships, which is not the case and never was in my. mind. "I "fully appreciate the difficulties in the way of carrying out my recommendations, but hope that sooner or later the designers will overcome them. But if It is to be done at the cost of less protection to the ship I prefer that no change should be made, for I firmly believe that a low gun well protected is better than a higher gun with materially less protection. "In view of the increased range of torpedoes, and therefore the difficulty of destroying the torpedo boats using them, the importance of well-placed torpedo defense guns becomes very great, and this was my reason for criticising our present arrangement of them. I admit to begin with, that I have no scheme myself for mounting such guns, nor have I heard any seagoing offlcr suggest a satisfactory one, but I do hope that the constructors, after hearing what we have to say on the subject will solve the problem for us as successfully as they have others which at first sight seemed quite as difficult. "Present conditions seem to demand that the torpedo defense battery should be mounted behind armor of sufficient thickness to protect it as far as possible from the destructive effect of heavy shells during action, for the main torpedo attack will come after disabled by gunfire, as was the cas-s in the battle of the Sea of Japan; but how can we put so much weight so high up on the ship without too great a sacrifice in some other direction? We demand that these guns shall be mounted higher than others, but we must not forget that we may be called to use them at any moment before a general battle is fought as well as after some ships are helpless. GREENSFORK. IND. Greensfork, Jan. 16. Thomas Tarkleson returned frorm Indianapolis Friday after attending the Lumberman's convention Wednesday and Thursday. Clifford Crump and Shannon Neff of Earlham College spent Saturday and Sunday with their parents here. D. D. Doyle returned to Southern Indiana recently after a three weeks' stay with his family here. The protracted meeting that has been conducted by the Rev. Speckln tanaa Addraaa. far intrrof industries foil because great Buying and Selling The chances stick right

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The following are replies to Palladium Want Ads. received at this office. Advertisers will confer a great favor by calling for mall in answer to their ads. Mail at this office np to 12 noon today as follows: A. E. B ... K M 4 1 ...2 Loan ...... Poultryman R. C. B. . . X. L. Z B. B. D G. B. T. .1 .1 Mail will be kept for 30 days only. All mafl not called for within that time will be cast out. FOR RENT Furnished and bath; 30 N. 12th. room, heat 15-7t FOR RENT Furnished rooms, heat and bath, for gents, at the Grand. oct28-tf FOR RENT Office space, light and heat furnished. Address Q, care Palladium. v 15-3t LAUNDRY. We can help make ycu happy honestly we can. Richmond Steam Laundry-.' at the M. E. church for two weeks will continue over the Sabbath. Day meetings have been held for a week. The funeral of John R. Miller was held at the M. E. church Saturday at 10 a. m. and the burial was at the Fairfield cemetery north of town. The Rev. Speckih officiated. E. B. Reynolds of Hagerstown was In town Friday calling on friends and relatives. 1 Mr. Hensley of Richmond, was the guest of Orvllle Hoover and wife, Friday. Miss Mary Brooks Is out of school on account of illness. George Smith, Jesse Horney, Wm. J. Byrd and Charles Heath were out among the hills on Martlndale's Creek Friday, fox hunting, but failed to capture a fox as they are too cunning for old men to catch. Mrs. Wm. Boyd, Mrs. Calvin Boyd and Mrs. Florence Boyd have been ill for several days. -.. Oscar Nicholson delivered four fine horses for Mr. Hensley to Richmond, Friday. Jeannette Buntin is spending a few days here with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Boyd. Charles Fry, living two miles south east of town, who has been ill with consumption for several months died Friday morning. Funeral will be held at West Grove, Sunday, at 10 o'clock. Several farmers west of town have been hauling water from the creek for their stock for some time and yet they will all vote "dry" the fifth of February. The school teachers of our township school attended institute at Richmond, Saturday. The Ladies' Advance Club was entertained by Mrs. Harry King, Friday afternoon. Wm. M. Roller was at Richmond Saturday calling on friends and relatives. Rev. Charles Bundy departed for Bellfountain, O., Friday to assist in conducting a series of meetings. Mrs. A. O. Pierce has- been confined to her home on account of illness for some days. Mrs. Burgess, who makes her home with her daughter, Mrs. Milton Mettert, west of town, who fell and fractured her hip at Sugar Grove Christmas eve, is slowly improving, but not able to sit up. Oliver J. Gaylor is spending a few days at home with his family. Mrs. Catherine Veal who is at her son-in-law's, north of town, who had typhoid fever a year ago, and has been confined to her room ever since, is critically ill at this writing and no hope of her recovery. Samuel Turner of Fountain City was here Saturday with a load of poultry tor D. W. Harris & Co. Marie Bond is on the sick list and has been out of school for some days.1) Mrs. Omer Brown of Richmond Is spending a few days with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. K. Yager. HAGERSTOWN. IND. Hagerstown, Ind, Jan. 16. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Keagy spent Friday at Indianapolis, the former in attendance at the Lumbermen's Association. Mrs. Delia Rudy has returned from a few days stay at Indianapolis. Mr. and Mrs. Claude Ulrich and daughter of Richmond spent the latter part of the week here with relatives. Miss Mary Dickinson of Richmond spent Friday among friends at this place. - . Mrs. Elizabeth Deradoff returned to Hagerstown Friday noon after a two weks visit with her daughter Miss Neva Deardoff at Philadelphia. ' Mrs. John M. Lontz of Richmond was the guest Friday at dinner of her sister Mrs. Theo Sells and other relatives during the day. . Kirk Hughes Is at home after an absence of several weks during which time he was in Illinois, at work in the oil fields. - It is rumored that the -nickel-show will give its last show Saturday evening. It will probably locate in Richmond. Chaa. Smith of Cambridge City.

MOVING VANS.

Phone 425S calls the large Empir MoTlng Vans with sober, reliable and experienced whit men only. Al. Wlntersteen. 30 N. 6th St. 11-tf MISCELLANEOUS. TYPEWRITERS for rent and sale, easy payments. Agents new Fox Visible and others. Expert repairing and overhauling. Burr & More, Western Union Telegraph Office. sat&sun-tf HANS N. KOLL Deutscher Notar and Versicnerungs Agent; 716 Main Street Tel. No. 1620. sun&thu FOUND. FOUND On South 12th street, glove, owner call at 417 S. 14th St. 2t FOUND Gent's kid glove last Friday night. Owner call 1400 N. G street, any evening. 16-3t LOST. LOST Nose-glasses on Eighth or near Eighth and Main; reward; return to 216 North 8th. 17-lt LOST Lap-robe between 124 N. 6th and 33 S. 6th. Return to 32 S. 6th. Reward. 17-lt LOST Belt pin with green stone, between 9th and Main and 4th and South D street. Reward if returned made a business trip to this place Friday.. Roe Millkan of Wells county Is a guest at the home of his sister Mrs. Mahlon Leonard west of town. Miss Elizabeth Brown was called home from Earlham college by the serious illnes of her brother and sister, Charles and Adeline Brown with pneumonia. Frank W. Addington is recovering from a siege of the grip. The Presbyterian Aid society will meet on next Friday afternoon with Mrs. John Werking on South Perry street Misses Blanche Billheimer and Esther Jones of Richmond were guests of Miss Carrie Allen at her home east of town,. Friday night and Saturday. Mrs. Walter Hayes and daughter Mildred are both afflicted with the chicken pox. Haw Xealaaa Mockta BIrda. The Poe honey eater Is one of the commonest and at the same time handsomest of the New Zealand birds. The neck la ornamented with a frill of curly feathers of a greenish color with white centers, and the throat Is adorned with a tuft of white feathers, which has gained for it the popular name of "parson bird," an appellation appropriate not only because of this decoration, but because of the resemblance of its peculiar attitudes when singing to the gesticulations Indulged In by exuberant lecturers wbea wishing to drive home their points. The bird is aa excellent mimic and can be taught to repeat short sentence with extraordinary clearness and also to whistle short songs quite as well as a parrot. Oaca Beaa Gtamt. Queen Elizabeth had a Flemish porter who was over eight feet high and of great strength, snd he was sn extremely good natured man. Whenever be met any one who was abnormally tall he used to - patronize him in a friendly sort of way, and on one occasion when he met at an inn two soldiers who were over six feet In height he ssid. "Come under my arms, my little fellows." And, taking them up. he walked down the room with them under his arms ss if they had been children, much to their disgust. WllllBaT t OMt. Uncle (to little Bertie, aged five, who is being taken off to bed) Good night, Bertie. Of course you always remember your aunts and uncles In your prayers? Bertie Oh. yea. Uncle Felix! Shall I tell you what X say? I say, "God bless Aunty Kitty and make her thin, and God bless Uncle James and soske him fat, and God bless Uncle Felix and" which do you want to be, fat or thin? Punch. A Faet Tralau "Is this s fast train?" asked s pas aenger who was tired of looking at a station st which the train was not sapposed to stop. -Of eearee it Is." wwe the esadnctor'o reply. "I thought so. Would yon mind my getting out to see what it's fsst to?" Aiwa ra tha- Saa. Tailor's Little Boy (walking with his father, sees s street roller) What's that, papa) Tailor The street's being newly ironed snd pressed. Figaro. "Some' men can take new furniture and make it look ss if it was made a i century ago." says a journalist. So can some children. The Ruling Passion. Two worthy Scots, followers of the royal and ancient gam of golf, were In the habit of daily playing together. In the course of time one lost his wife, and on bearing the sad news his friend of the links paid on the following morning a can to express his sincere sympathy. Condolence having been declared, second nature manifested Itself. TouTl no be gowfln' the day?" There was a pause ere the snswer came: "WeeL ril Jist tsk' ma cleek an' well play yin or rwm holes. Anyway, she deed yesterday." Bailey's Magazine.

PAIXADIUU WANT AOS. PAY.

16-St FUNERAL DIRECTORS. Doan & Klute New Headquarters, 1106 Main. Phone 4223. Removed from 14 S. Sth St. 5-tf DOWNING A SON, Iff N. Sth. Phone 1175. augl-tf UPHOLSTERING. J. H. Russell Removed to 16 S. 7th from 14 S. Phone 1793. 7th. 6-tf See Holthouse for Phone 4367. 124 S. Upholstering. 6th St. 27-tf PLUMBING, HEATING LIGHTING. AND Just call 1236. MEERHOFF will re pair your Plumbing, Heating and Lighting. 6-tf DENTISTS. WILSON & PIERCE. I have arranged with Dr. E. E. Pierce to assist me in my office on Wed nesday of each week, at S30 Main St. C. S. Wilson. Call Home Phone 1532. dec!3-sun&tue eow 2mo CATHELLTO LECTURE. Asked to Speak to Students of Kenyen College Next Month. The Rev. J. Everist Cathell has been invited to address the students ot Kenyon College on Feb. 19 at the unveiling of a bronze tablet bearing the fam ous Gettysburg address. He has also been invited to address the Daughters of Indiana, of New York City, at the Waldorf-Astoria on February 10. That Professor fimertfeltow footed me badly." "How?" He told me ethnology was the sci ence of the races, and when I went to the library and ssked for a book on ethnology there wasn't a word from first to last on bow to pick winners. The MOGUL Funrasice Docs all we claim for it Costs only S30.00 All complete, cash or payments, and consumes less fuel than stoves. PILGRClDHOTCmS 5TII AND MAIN. I II 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 1 1 1 1 11 1 III -ft! The Ring is the Thlna It dont look much like having '. a home of your own tilt the ring ', Is presented. Good Coal has a merry ring when it leaves the end of the shovel. Poor cost ' won't ring. There's s good ring to Mather's Cosl. It's Hot Stuff. ttsfcer Crcs. Co. 1 1 1 1 1 1 u 1 1 1 1 u i n 1 1 n i m EMERSON SAYS: "If a man can write a . better book, preach a better sermon or make a better mouse trap than his neighbors, though he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door." It looks ss if that must be the reason why so many people find their way to our office for coal. Tou can telephone us, too. PHONE 1233. . D. C CzHerdicIc 6 Sen 529 Scstii SCi Sl. A COUPON WORTH ONE-HALF CENT WITH EACH 6c CIGAR Don't refuse your coupons because you haven't received them before. They are worth saving. This is the ago of progress. QUIGLEV DRUG STORES, 821 N. E. Street. Phone 1722. , 4th Msln St, Phone 1298. For your supper or Breakfast. try PURITANA MUSH r A delicious now health food; cents for a two-pound roIL five at ZWiaSLER'S. Groesr for ft.

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STATIONS qJUo; Lv Chicago ..1 l&anvltVOSpmj Ar Peru 1.13pm 2.13am! Lv Peru ..... 1 Upm 3 tSam! "Cam Lv Marion v.. M&pm 3.1 (ami 7 0arn Lr Munei ... 1.01pm 4 14am1 7.lam Lr Kichmond. 4 !ipm S.tlamT .3Xam Lr Ct Grove.. 4.&3piu jiiaml Ar Cincinnati. 60pm T.;aml West Bou4 Cla4Hswatl-CfclcfJo STATIONS pgjjy panyl pUy Lv Cincinnati. 16anVl.ftpm Lv Ct tirov.. Sam'11.34pra Lv Richmond. 10.30am 1! m 7.01m Lv Muncia ... Il.tOara! l.IJam S.3pn Lv Marlon ... 12.50pmj 3.1 4am 10pm Ar Prru 1.6t.m 3-lSamtlt,S0ja Lv Pari l.OJrml 3 3tam Ar Chicago .. a 40pmi 4.3iam

(ltth St. Station) All trains run dally. Sunday aarvtaS am aa on welc day a. Throuah Vratlbulad Trains httvMKi Chiraco and Cincinnati. Doubla dally rvlra. Tnrouarn alrvpara on train Noa and 4 bet wean Chicago and Cincinnati. Fin Buff at aervlca on train 1 and X. For train connection and other in formation call C A. BLAIR. P. T. A. Horn Phon 2043. Richmond. Ind. Coins South t To Florida? Thm C. C. C L. R. R. Offers Vary Low Round Trip Rates t I During the Winter ueason to Jacksonville. Fla. $3C.S De Land. Fla. $42.15 Melbourne. Fla. $44.65 Oilando, Fla. $43.85 Palm Beach. Fla $54.25 Pensacola, Fla. $29.50 New Orleans. La. $32.50 Winter Tourist Tickets good for return until June 1st. 1909. Round Trip Home Seekers' Tickets (21 day limit) on sale I 1st and 3rd -Tuesdays ot each month, to the South. East, and I North East. For particulars call on C. A. BLAIR. Pass. Ticket Agent. Horns Tel 2062. Richmond. Ind.fi Ecstan TrccC:3 Co. (Tim Table Effective. Oct. 27. ISO?.) Trains leave Richmond tor Indian apolis aad latermedlata stations at 0:00 a. rs, T:25, :. t :. 10:00. ;i: 00. 12:00. 1:00. l.n, 3:00. 4:00. 5:25. 0:00. 7:20. U:40, 10:00. una Limited trains. Last car to Indianapolis, 8:40 p. as. Last car to New Cattle. 10:00 p so. Trains connect st Indianapolis for Lafayette. Frankfort. Crawfordsvllle. Terrs Haute. CUntoa. 8ulllvsa. Parts (Ills. Ticket sold tkronga. water. Paysaesit CIS per rata. Let raooey jrass pay osit 1 resit T. W. DAD1EY Pfcaess 17XS CREAM TO WHIP FRESH SAUSAGE 4 SAUER KRAUT HADLEY BROS. CmCllESTSFILLS LaJaami ELECTOTY! APPCHDICITI3 Now cured .without an operation. Also urinary snd sexual maladies of men snd women cured in the privacy of their own homes . by this new direct current system, Far superior m j aiairinv avwaw : Fining; the Longs by the continuous direct current cures any curable case of throat and long trouble. Call on, or write J. Charles. 24 S. 13th St. Richmond. IaL, for free book giving fu3 particulars. ' - PALLADIUM WANT AOS. PAY.