Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 331, 3 October 1908 — Page 7

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND . SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1908.

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WANTED. SITUATION As assistant at general housework by married lady with child. 1131 Sheridan. 2-2t WANTED Situation as teamster by experienced man, 31 N. 2nd St. 2-2t buy second hand furniture, carpets and stoves. 519 Main. 1-4 1 WANTED A place to work as housekeeper or private family, experience. No. 421 North 15th. l-3t WANTED-Model-n house, 7 or more rooms, with barn. Will buy or rent. Address "Advance," Palladium. 28-tf WANTED You to make your spare time profitable by attending night school at the Richmond Business . College. 27-7t WANTED Lace curtains to do up. 81S N. 8th. 27-7t WANTED To repair shoes. OTB. Harne N. 10th and E. 26-14t WANTED Shorthand; Typewriting; Bookkeeping, cheapest and most thorough. Mrs. W. S. Hlser's school. 33 S. 13th St Phone 2177. Opens Sept 14. 27-tf WANTED Men to Learu barbe. trade; will etjuip shop for you or furnish positions, few weecs completes, cor slant practice, careful In

TODAY'S MARKET QUOTATIONS

NEW YORK STOCK QUOTATIONS. (By Correll and Thompson. Brokers, Eaton, Ohio.) New York, Oct 3. Open High Low Amalgamated Copper 75 76 75 American Smelting 86 89 86 Atchison m 88 89 88 B. & O . 98 99 98 B. R. T 49 50 -49 C. M. &St.'P 136 138 136 New York Central 104 105 104 Northern Pac. 131 138 137 Perjisylvanla .. ...123 123 123 Reading 132 133 131 Southern Pacific 104 105 104 Union Pacific 163 165 163 II. S. Steel i. 45 46 45 U. S. Stsel pfd 109 Great Northern .. .. ...132 133 132

U. 8. YARDS, CHICAGO. Chicago, Oct. 3. Hog receipts 6,000. Left over 6,263. Cattle 600, unchanged. Sheep 1,000, steady. Hogs Opening, tight $6.25 6.95 Mixed 6.30 7.15 Heavy . , . . 6.30 7.15 Rough . 6.30 6.55 Indianapolis Market. INDIANAPOLIS LIVESTOCK. HOGS. Best heavfes $G.8o$7.30 Good to choice . . . G.3o(!i) 6.73 . . BEST STEERS. Good to choice steers .... 5.00 6.00 Finished steers .. .. . . .. 6.00 7.00 Choice to fancy yearlings. 4.00 5.00 - BUTCHER CATTLE. Choice to fancy heifers.. 4.00 5.00 Good to choice heifers .... 3.506A 3.75 VEAL CALVES. Good to choice 4.50fj 8.00 Fair to good 3.00 7.25 STOCK CATTLE. Good to heavy fleshy feeders . 3.50 4.25 Fair to good feeders 3.50 3.75 Good to choice stockers . . . 2.00 3.50 Common to fair heifers .. 3.25 4.00 .SHEEP. Best yearlings 4.00 4.25 Lambs '. . .'. ....... 3.00, 5.25 Indianapolis Grai' Indianapolis, Oct. 3. Wheat 94. Corn, 79. Oats, 49. Rye. 75. Timothy, $12.00. Pittsburg Livestock .Pittsburg. Oct 3." Cattle Receipts, light. Catti Extra, $6.00 down; prime $5.75 down. foal Kn An-arn Hogs Receipts 12 loads, $7.20 down. Sheep Receipts light $3.004.00. Spring lambs, $6.00 down. Richmond Hay Market. (Omar G. Whelan.) Timothv hav fbaled.. sinnn New Timothy hay (loose)$7.00 to$8.00 New clover hay (loose). .$5.00 to $6.00 Mixed hay, 7.00 Btraw (per ton) $4.00 to $5.00 Corn (per bu.) 7Sc Data (new, per bu) 45c TOLEDO GRAIN. Toledo, Oct. 3. fVTieat per bu., $1.00 Corn, 81. fcye, 78. bats, 51. EAST BUFFALO Cast Buffalo, Oct 3. Cattle, receipts 250. slow. N Bogs Vr,,i, , receipts 9.000; $7.20 down. Teals, receipts ' 600; $9.75 down. eep receipts, 3,000; $4.25 down. ADIUM WANT ADS PAY.

structions, tools given, Saturday wages, diplomas grunted, write for catalopue. Moler Barber CoL'ege. Cincinnati. O. U SALESMEN to sell direct to farmers and In towns. Liberal inducement. Outfit free. Herrick Seed Co., Rochester, N. Y. 3-lt

FOR SALE. 5?6j&"AXECiiyre""eatatfc Porter field. Kelley Blk. 9-tf FOR SALE 'OR TRADE For vacant lots, nice new house. Thompson, 710 Main St. 3-7t FOR SALEMain. -Heating stove; call 1920 3-2t FOR SALE Good buggy and road wagon. Newborn's shop, 4th and North A. 3-7t FOR SALE I still have some Duroc's, gilts and male pigs, such as "Perfection" and "Advancer" from Iowa's and Illinois' best. J. C. Commons, Webster. Ind. 3-2t FOR SALE Horse at 2133 n7f. FOR . SALE Horse and phaeton. Phone 1339. 3-6-8 FOR SALE New heating "stoves "and ranges at bargain prices. Antique Furniture Co., 519 Main. 3-3t FOR SALE Anthracite base burner stove; round magazine, "Favorite." See Dr. Ewing. 2-3t Close 76 88 99 49 137 104 138 123 132 105 165 45 109 132 Richmond Seed Market. (Runge & Co.) Timothy, per bu ';i.50$1.70 Clover seed $4.25$4.50 Richmond. CATTLE. (Paid by Richmond Abrttolr.j Best hogs, average 200 to 250 pounds $6.00$6.50 Good to heavy packers.. 5.75 6.00 Common and rough .. .. 4.50 5.25 Steers, corn fed 4.00 4.25 Heifers 3.25 3.50 Fat cows 2.50 3.25 Bulls 2.50 3.25 Calves 6.00 6.50 Lambs 4.00 PRICES FOR POULTRY. (Paid by Bee Hive Grocery.) Young chickens dressed per iL.. 18 to 20c Old chickens, per lb.. ..i:i to 14c COUNTRY PRODUCE. (Paid by Bee Hive.) Creamery butter, per lb. 25! Country butter, per lb is to 20c Richmond Grain Market. (Richmond Roller Mills) Wheat, per bu . $1.00 Corn (per bu).. .. .. . 80 Oats (per. bu.) .. ... .. ,.5 Rye, (per bu.) 70c Bran (per bu.) $24,00 Middlings (per ton) .. .. ,. ..$26.00 Clover Seed, per bu $4.50 - CENTERVILLE. GRAIN. (Furnished by Fred Schlientz & Sons) Wheat 98c Cora 75C Oats 47C Rye 70c Clover Seed, recleaned . . . .$4.504.75 PRODUCE AND POULTRY. (Furnished by II. J. Amston.) Turkeys 7C Ducks 6c Geese gc Eggs .. .. .20c Country butter 20c Young Chickens 12c Old Chickens 8c Country Bacon 10llc Potatoes .. , . S0c Apples ..75c $1.25 CAMBRIDGE CITY. GRAIN. (Furnished by J. S. Hazelrigg) Wheat,No. 2, per bu., $1.00 Corn, per cwt 75c. Oats 45c. Rye 70e Clover Seed.. $4.50ttf 5.00 PRODUCE. (Furnished by W. B. Barefoot & Co.) Country Butter 14c Eggs, per doz 20c Old chickens, per lb 7c Young chickens, per lb 7c Turkeys, per lb 6c Ducks, per lb ,6c Geese, per lb. .c PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY.

FOR SALE Pony; city broke; 4 years old; cheap. Address C. M. L., Care Palladium. 2-3 1

FOR SALE OR TRADE For vacant lot. nice new house. Thompson, 710 Main St. ' 2-7t FOR SALE A good wood and gas cook stove. No. 25 S. 17th St. R. L. More. 2-2 1 FOR SALE A work horse, 9 years old. Call at 107 N. 20th St. 2-2t FOR SALE Coal cook stove, baseburner. Peninsular No. 300; cheap. Call 417 S. 14th. 40-4t FOR SALE Farms, 80 acres, $2,500; 40 acres, $1,000; 90 acres, $2,200; 80 acres, $1,500. All Improved on stone roads and rural routes, easy terms, bargains, and can't be beat in state. "Own your home, any size farm. Write what you want. Joe Hole, North Vernon, Ind. 29-7t FOR SALE Surrey, extension top. Good condition. 233 South 5th st. 2S-tf FOR SALE Buggy and two-seated carriage, 726 N. 13th. 27-7t FOR SALE Household goods, 329 N. IGth. 26-7t FOR SALE Automobile In good condition at a sacrifice. Parties leaving the city. Can be seen at 217 N. 6th. 16-tf LIVE STOCK. (Furnished by Harmar. Bros.) Butcher steers $3.00 Good to choice 3.75 Heifers 4.00 Veal calves 5.50 Hogs 5.S3 Roughs 4.00 5.75 Pigs 1.50 3.50 Sheep 3.00 4.50 Lambs 3.04 Pigs 5.00 5.50 FOUNTAIN CITY. (Furnished by R. A. Benton) Butcher Steers $i.00$4.75 Good to Choice Cows 3.00 2.75 Heifers 4.00 4.50 Veal Calves 6.00 Hogs 6.50 Roughs 3.50 5.25 Sheep 3.00 3.25 Lambs . ... 4.00 5.00 GRAIN. (Furnished by Harris & Jarrett.) Wheat.. 95c Corn, per cwt. $1.04 Oats 45c. Rye 65c. Prime clover seed $4.50 GREENSF0RK. LIVE STOCK. (Furnished by D. V. Harris.) Butcher steers $4.00$5.50 Good to choice cows 4.00 Heifers 4.50 Veal calves 4.00(95 5.50 1 Hogs 6.00 (5.50 Roughs 4.50 5.25 Sheep 2.00 3.50 Lambs 4.00 4.50 GRAIN. (Furnished by D. W. Harris & Co.) Wheat 90c Corn 75c Oats 45c Rye 65c Clover Seed, No. 2 ..$4.50 PRODUCE AND POULTRY. - (Furnished by D. W. Harris & Co. Country butter, per lb 15c Eggs, per doz 17c Old Chickens, per lb 8c Ol Roosters per lb 3c Turkeys, per lb 6c Young chickens, per lb 12c Ducks, per lb 6c Geese, per lb. . 5c NEW PARIS, OHIO. GRAIN. (Furnished by G. W. & I. R. Richards) Wheat.... $1.00 Corn 75c Oats 45c Rye.. .. .. .. 70c Prime Ked Cliover Seed $4.50 Alsike $7.00 LIVE STOCK. (Furnished by J. Jarrett.) Butcher steers $3.25$4.00 Good to choice Cows $3.00 Heifers 3.00 3.50 Veal Calves 5.00 Hogs , 5.00 6.75 Roughs 4.50 5.00 Sheep ... ...... 3.00 3.50 Lambs 4.00 4.50 ELKHQRN. (Furnished by Elkhorn Mills.) GRAIN. Wheat 95c Corn 75c MILTON. GRAIN. (Furnished by J. W. Brumfield & Co.) Wheat No. 2 94c. Wheat, No. 3 9lc. Corn ...... 75c Oats 47c. Bran $24.00 Middlings $26.00 C. Corn $34.00 Bread Meal $40.00 PRODUCE AND POULTRY. (Furnished by H. J. Johnston.) Country Butter 20c Eggs ...... .. 20c Young Chickens .. 12c OH Chickens Sc PRODUCE AND SEEDS. (Furnished by F. M. Jones & Co.) Country Butter 20c Eggs ,. 17c

FOR SALE A car load of horse every Saturday and Monday at Ous Taube's barn. t-tf

FOR RENT. FOR RENT House, modern, good location, to family who will board owners. Address "B. C." care this office. 3-2t FOR RENT Rooms, furnished or unfurnished for light housekeeping. 1525 North A. 3-7t FOR RENT House, 102 N. 20th St., choice location; six fine rooms, $13.00. 3-3t FOR RENT Store room, 408 Main. 2-2 1 FOR RENT Modern five room cottage. Laurel St. Apply 200 Richmond avenue. 2-3t FOR RENT Six room house, $10.00 per month. T. W. Hadley. 2-7t FOR RENT Furnished rooms, 26 S. 7th. l-7t FOR SALE Duroc male pigs. Goble, R. F. D. No. 1. Sam l-4t FOR RENT Nicely furnished room, heat and bath; 64 S. 12th. l-7t FOR RETTfFurnished room, 205 N. 9th street. l-st FOR RENT Good seven room house; desirable location. Thompson, 710 Main. 30-7t DRY CLEANING. Bring on your overcoats and winter suits to have them cleaned and pressed for the winter. Work guaranteed. French Dry Cleaning Co., Westcott Hotel Bldg., Phone 1766. 29-7t ART GOODS. Come in and see our fine display of Art Goods for the Fall Festival. Art Store, 1015 Main St. 29-7t Terre Haute, Indianapolis & Eastern Traction Co. Eastern Division (Time Table Effective Oct. 27. 1907.) Trains leave Richmond fir Indianapolis and intermediate stations at 6:00 a. m., 7:25, 8:0. '9:25. 10:00. 11:00, 12:00, 1:00, 2:25. 3:00. 4:00, 5:25. 6:00, 7:30, 8:40. 9:00, 10:00, 11:10.. . . ; r Limited trains. Last car to Indianapolis, 8:40 p. m. Last car to New Caetle. 10:00 p. m. Trains connect at Indianapolis for Lafayette, Frankfort, Crawfordsville. Terre Haute, Clinton, Sullivan. Paris (Ills.) Tickets sold through. The Great Blood Purifier. 5r gg.e at all drug stores. NOTICE TO NATURAL GAS CONSUMERS. Gas will be shut off east of the river tomorrow, Sunday afternoon at one o'clock for about two hours, in order to make some necessary repairs. RICHMOND NATURAL GAS CO Oct. 3, 1908. 3&i INSTRUCTIONS TO HORSE OWNERS. Horse owners who have made entries in the horse show must report at the Court-house with the horses they expect to exhibit at nine-thirty a. m., Tuesday, Oct. 6th. Signed, T. P. BUTLER, 3-2t Supt. Horse Show. Her Name. One needs patience to succeed as a teacher of the young, as this brief dialogue In one of our elementary schools may show: Scholar I've left home now, ma'am. I'm living with my auntie. Teacher What's her name? "She's called after me Fanny." "Yes, but what' her other name?" "he has no other. "But what does the woman next door call her?" "She doesn't speak to the woman next door." ExrHar.cT. Clover seed (big) per bu $4.50 Clover seed (small) per bu $4.50 Onions, per bu. , $1.00 Sweet Potatoes, per bu., $1.00 Potatoes, per bu 75c. HAGERSTOWN. GRAIN. (Furnished by Clark Eros.) Wheat 95C Corn 75c Oats 45C Rye 70c Bran, per ton $24.00 Middlings $27.00 PRODUCE AND POULTRY. (Furnished by Ed Porter & Son.) Country Butter ..lgc. Eggs 21c Young chickens i0c Old Chickens gc Turkeys 6c G9M 6c

FOR RENT House at 1517 North D street, with bath, furnace and modern improvements. Stephen O.

Yates. 29-Tt FOR RENT House, call 326 S. 8th street. 27-"t FOR RENT Lower part house; call 603 N. 10th. 27-7t

FOR RENT 7 room house, modern convenience, 540 N. 19th. 19-tf FOR RENT Furnished room with t bath, for men only. The Grand, j augl8tf LOST. LOST Lady's purse coutaining money, papers and letters. Finder will be welcome to money by returns ing purse, papers, etc., at once to Walter Aydelotte at Railroad Restaurant, North E street, near Pennsylvania depot. It DOST Belt pin with an amethyst setting; leave at Boston Store office. FOR SALE Two express wagons, Uglit and heavy. 1030 Main. 3-2t MISCELLANEOUS. BUY your groceries and meats of C. H. Smith. 27-10t HOLTHOUSK, Upholstering, cabinet making and general repairing. Phone 4201. 124 S. 6th. 3-3t OCT. 27 Harrison Monument Will Be Disclosed to Public on That Date.ARRANGEMENTS COMPLETE Indianapolis. Ind.. Oct. 3 Vice President Charles Warren Fairbanks and John L. Griffiths are to be the principal speakers at the Harrison monu ment unveiling to be held Tuesday, October 27, on the Federal building square, the announcement having been made public by the executive committee of the Harrison Monument Commission which met in the office of Attorneys Smith, Duncan, Hornbrook & Smith. General -John W. Noble of St. Louis, who was secretary of the interior under President Harrison, also will make a speech. A prayer 'will be offered by the Rev. M. L. Haines of the First Presbyterian church, which church was attended by General Harrison during the pastorate of the Rev. Mr. Haines. Sitting with the committee was Frederick D. Owens, who is to have charge of the details of the unveiling. Mr. Owen is chairman of the Civic Improvement Association of Washington, D. C, from which point be arrived yesterday afternoon. His position is one which practically places him in charge of all such ceremonies in the national capital. He officiated at the unveiling of the McKinley monument In Canton, . O. Harry J. Mulligan, for the invitation committee, reported his intention to send invitations to President Roosevelt and the members of his cabinet, to the judges of the supreme court, to Governor Hanly and the state officials, the judges of the higher courts and the county courts. Through Adjutant General Ora Perry invitations will be extended to the surviving members of the Seventieth Indiana, General Harrison's regiment The unveiling ceremonies will be preceded by a parade, in which the Tenth infantry from Fort Harrison, U. S. Army regulars, and the Second regiment, Indiana. National Guard will take part. Invitations have been extended to all G. A. R posts of the city, as well as a number out in the state. A number of Knights of Pythias Uniform Rank companies are expected. The music for the marching will be furnished by the Tenth regiment band and the Second regiment I. N. G. band. One of the local bands will be secured in addition for the unveiling ceremonies. Sklnniman Your dog bit me. Do you think he's mad? Ftoutun No. hardlv mad. but I expect he was awfully disappointed. Illustrated Bits. Ugliness cf French Villa. "Doing France in my motor," said an architect "I was struck with the ugliness of the French villa. The taste of France Is exquisite It leads the world In furniture, tapestries, jewelry, women's dress, painting, sculpture, and so on. Why does it fall in the villa? "The reason, Rodin told me, is that every Frenchman who erects a villa wants it to resemble as nearly as his purse will allow a chateau; hence all French villas are high, narrow, tawdry affairs, with a lot of mansard roof and a good deal of tower. And the butcher or grocer who serves the occupant of the typical villa newr fails to say three or four times In the course of every sale: " The chops will be sent to the chateau, or 'The chateau should easily fetch this season $25 a month,' or 'Last night's wind, I hope, did not blow down the chateau." "That pleases the occupant ofihe typical villa profoundly. He knows it Is a cheap and ugly villa, he knows he Is only a hairdresser or a tailor, but everybody speaks of him as living in a chateau. Quel bonheur! What a happiness!" . "

UNVE LING

FINANCIAL. Money loaned; low rates; easy payments. Thompson, "10 Main. 2-"t

FUNERAL DIRECTORS. Wilson & Pohlmeyer 15 North 10th. Phone 1335. Private ambulance. sept2-tf DOWNING"-SON7lT18th7hone 2175. augl-tf PLUMBING AND ELECTRIC WIRING. Gas Water Heaters For Bath and Kitchen, at Meerhoff's. Phone 1236. 27-tf UPHOLSTERING. SPECIAL PIECES made to order. J. H. Russel. 17 S. 7th. Phone 1793. aug25 tf FERTILIZER. Armour Brand's stock on hand. Prices right. Garver & Meyer. Phone 2108. 23-1 mo LAUNDRY. W e can help make ycu nappy .honestly we can. Richmond Steam Laundry. ' MRS. ANDREW JOHNSON. Th Life In Washington W Not Happy Tim For Her. t Mrs. Johnson was so much of an Invalid that outside of intimate family friends very few knew her. She appeared only twice In public during her husband's adminlatration. Still, her Influence was a strong one, and it was exerted in the direction of toleration and gentleness. A slight movement of her hands, a touch on her husband' arm, a "Now. Andrew, made it easy to see that the woman who had helped him through his struggling youth and given her health to his service, who had taught him to write end had read to him through long winter evenings in the little tailor shop that bis active mind might be fed while he was practicing his trade still held her place In his life. She was a sweet faced wo man who showed traces of beauty through the sharpened lines canaed by the old fashioned consumption which was wearing her out Her face was not unlike that of the late Mrs. McKinley. The death of her eldest son was a blow from which she never fully recovered. The life In Washington was not a happy time for ber. She told me herself that she was far more content when ber husband was an Industrious young; tailor. William II. Crook in Century. Nubar Paths and the Pipss. Soon after the occupation of Cairo by the British troops the late Nubar Pasha took a prodigious fancy to the music of the Black Watch and bad the Idea of having a servant taught the ose of the bagpipes. Nubar dispatched a French friend, who spoke English very well, to interview piper on the subject Donald replied: "Weel. he mlcht learn or he mlcht no. Bit. let me tell ye. It needs wind an' mlckle strength tae fill the bags o' the pipes an' keep blawin. Sae if yln o thae Egyptian chaps took the job on he'd need tae be bandaged a' ow're like yln o thae auld mummies, or maybe he'd burst hlmsel'." This conversation was reported to Nubar, who took the piper's remarks seriously. So he gave np the idea of ' having a skirler attached to bis house hold, as the use of the bagpipes was attended with the prospect of such danger to the performer. Westminster Gazette. Depth of Cyclones. From the study of clouds an official of the United States weather bureau concludes that ordinary cyclones which traverse our country from west to east are not more than two or three miles in depth, although their diameter Is many hundreds of miles. In other words, their motion does not affect the upper region of the atmosphere. In the case of hurricanes this authority finds that the depth Is greater, amounting to as much as five or six miles. But higher currents blow directly across the cyclonic and antleyclonlc areas which produce storms and fair weather at the surface of the earth. Chicago Inter Ocean. Easy Money. Theodore Hook was one of the Garrick club's most famous members. He generally arrived at the club late in the afternoon and "never went bom till morning." He had been told by the doctors, be said, to avoid the night air. A member of the club in Hook's time predicted the advent of the millennium at the end cf three years. "All right." cried Hook. "Give me a five pound note now. and I will repay you 50 at the millennium." Dangerous. Giles How's your son gettln on np In Lunnon? Garge Very welL He tells me he's got a job partly behind the counter and partly out o doors. Giles And what 'appens when the door slams? London Telegraph. Makes Cowards of Us All. There is nothing from which even the bravest man shrinks so pitifully as the lancet of the surgeon, even when It Is wielded by the most skillful sf his craft London Sketch. Rodol Indfeestioa; . , Relieves sour stomach, palpitation of the heart Digests what you eat.

WORSE THAN A BOILER SHOP.

Ts Make Yourself Heard at All Yen Must Shout Into the Ear of a CompanionThe Economy of Space ant! the Simplicity ef Arrangements.: Clinblug down teu rungs of aa Iron ladder into the Interior of a submarine Is like going into a boiler shop where there is one continuous, deafening, ear splitting racket like a dozen trip hammers chattering a tattoo amid a grind and ruc.ble and' thump of machinery as if especially designed to burst your eardrums. At first the noise In that narrowly confined space Is painful and bewildering. To make yourself at all heard you must shout into the ear of a companion. So intense is the strain, says a writer In St Nicholas, that you msrTel how day in and day out human ears can withstand the ordeal. You find yourself Inside what seems an enormous steel, cigar painted a neat pearl gray, a color which is serviceable! and does not dazzle the eye. LIgl . comes to you partly through portholes and in part from Incandescent lamps placed fore and aft In the darker parts of the hull. You hsve expected, of course, to land In a tangle of whirling machinery that fills the inside of the boat from stem to stern, threatening with every revolution to take nn arm or a leg off. Instead the first thing you see Is an uninterrupted "working space. or deck, measuring 7 by 25 or 30 feet. At the stern, far in the background, sre the machines and engines. In fact, this section of the vessel Is nothing but machinery, a rumbling ma of silvery steel and glittering brass revolving at the rate of 500 times a minute, so compact that you wonder how the various parts can turn without confllctlnjr or how It is possible for human hands to squeeze through the maze to oil the machinery. But this economy of spsce Is as nothing to what you will see. The floor you stand on is a cover for the cells of the Etorage batteries wherein Is pent np the electricity with which your host will propel herself when she runs sunmerged. The walls amidships and the space In the bow are gigantic ballast tanks to be filled with water that will these are tool boxes and hinged bunks for the crew to sleep in. The four torpedoes, measuring sixteen feet three Inches long, eighteen inches in diameter and weighing L50O pounds each, are lashed end for end In pairs at either side, and directly over these sre tool boxes and hinged bunks for the crew to sleep la. The very air which Is taken along to keep life In you in case the boat should be detained beneath the surface longer than usual Is compressed In a steel cylinder 2,000 pounds per square inch, a pressure so intense that were the cylinder to spring a leak no larger than a pin bole and were thm tiny stream of escaping air to strike a human being it would penetrate him through and through and drill a hole through aa Inch thick board behind him. And yet everything about the Interior arrangements of this boat Is so simple that you can see at a glance its , purpose. Away forward, where the tip of the cigar comes to a point sre the two torpedo tubes out of which the gunner will send his deadly projectiles seething beneath the waters at the rate of 35 knots an hour against an unsuspecting bull. Directly under the conning tower to . a platform, three feet square and elevated three feet from the deck, upon which the captain stands, he&d and shoulders extending Into the tower, so that while at bis post he Is visible to the crew only from the waist Hoe down, and at the feet of the captain and on a level with his platform is stationed another of the officers, In harge of the wheel that controls the diving rudders and the gauges that register the angle of ascent and decline and show bow deep the boat la down. The two officers are In personal communication, so Viat In case of heart , disease or other mishap either cast Jump to the other man's place Tim to Wak. Judge Wheaton A. Gray was onc harangue by the prosecuting counsel on a warm day at the end of a long , harangue by the prosecuting counsel be noticed one of the jurymen asleep. As soon ns the argument was completed the judge addressed the jury In this peculiar manner: "Gentlemen of the Jury, the prosecuting attorney has completed iiis argument Wake up and listen to the Instructions of the court. San Francisco Argonaut On Wss Enough. " "Dad." said the white faced laa, "how many cigars does It take to hart a boy?" "How many have you smoked? "One." "That's the number," said dad, and, taking down the strap from behind the door, be soon convinced the boy that be was rijbt Cleveland Plain Dealer. Common. "They are quite ordinary people aren't they?" "Yes keep their engagements, eat plain food, pay their bills and all that tort of thing." Life. The world has not yet learned tb riches of frugality. Cicero. - On cf Life's Bright Spots. If there is anything that suggest lieavenly music it Is when In flyttme the baldheaded man. after slapping flies for an hour, suddenly conceives the brilliant idea of strapping a sheet of 'tanglefoot fly paper over his brain dome, with the business side out and listening to the death song '. of his tormentors as they run the gamut cnt the chromatic scale, then die off to faint distant whispering and finally succumb to the fate they so richly deserve. . There are some bright spots In life, after all, and this Is one ef them. Tombstone Epitaph.

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