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SUPPORT TO CARRY ON ArgOF BATTLING AGAINST CH ES REGISTERED. Guthrie, Okla., Oct. vl Governor C. N. Haskell, late" Democratic National i ivonnnmr: has hao his pen in. hand all day. In addition to a letter to Prcsi dent" Roosevelt, increased last night to 2.606 words, he addressed a like . amount to the people of OkUhom , an appeal pleading -with them te stay with him and to donate morey to aid him In his fight. f -.He claims to be a poor, man, fighUng everything that Is wealthy sid power ful. which he say la backiag Hearst and Roosevelt, and then mates his p.ea 7 for money as follows: "As for myself I am not pos&esod of wealth, and receive a salary but bt-r'ly enough for the expense of my family and myself. I am giving my entire time to the welfare of Oklahoma. I can make the fight against all of these interests and win with the support of the people. "I want to be frank with every honest man in Oklahoma and in that f ran knew It ia proper for me to say that I not only want your moral support, but some small financial assist ance to pay tLe expense of this great conflict. "1 ask for your assistance,, not in large amount, because a few thousand dollars will be ample for the fight, but I do ask that the multitude weigh t matter, realize the great odds,sSinst . -, m nl renderi such fin"10181 assistance jps they dern prop" Haakell's salary as overnor is $4,OtO annually. Mr. Haskelltatelast night he will go to Ohio nt week and 'deliver campaign speecps, beginning October 5. Reallyxpectecf en Apology. Expressig in the opening paragraph of his letr to the President surprise that Mr.Aoosevelt has not before this ' apologizd to him for charges made wlthouta hearing, Governor Haskell writes "Thf! serious character of your charges should have suggested to you that as CJlef Executive you should proceed with deliberation and certainly before rraWng such hear-say statements your owi declarations. ;I would have appealed to you a secend time to designate some tribunal tn at might, hear both sides of the question, investigate as to the truth and only condemn when guilt has been reasonably established but being interrupted by receiving a newspaper that contains -j. your last statement, I lay aside my appeal for justice for the reason that I am convinced that no matter how dignified, great and honorable the office of President may be the present clearly demonstrates the fact that the occupant of that office may be without fairness, justice or Integrity. "You have clearly demonstrated, by tear-say, judgment and vacilating from one charge to another, by admitting that various of your charges were without information and therefore abandoned, and yet. without displaying the manhood to apologize for the lormer untruthful statement, you seek another issue. "It leads me to assert that I shall Keek justice from you before the people and in Courts not subject to your domination. Frankly speaking, I could

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than that you, in your blind, reckless partisanship and disregarding the rights of others, would pack a Court or fix a jury. "Your nrst cnarge was tnat i was connected with an attempt to bribe the Attorney-General of Onio, nine years ago, but that you have now abandoned General Monnett said that he knew nothing of my own connection with that case, except what C. B. Squires told him. C. B. Squires signs a written Btatement for the New York World that I never told him anything and that he never mentioned my name to Monnett, and that he did not know me except as a name occasionally seen by him In a newspaper. Weakness of Charge Admitted. "Charles P. Taft, brother of your candidate. In his Ohio State Journal, of

. Columbus, Ohio, says: "There has "been no evidence produced against Haskell that would be considered by any Court. It remains for you alone to tficfc the manhood to candidly admit

1ht you accused me falsely. "Waiter, get iue a newspaper so I 1 efrn hide my yawns. This concert Is o tupId,,, "Yea. miaa: ril bring the largest I can find." Berlin Journal. Stata Official Paid In Pelta. Probably few people today know that the original name of the state of Tennessee was Franklin or that to 1788 the salaries of the officers of this commonwealth were paid In pelts, but the following ia a correct copy of the law; B it enacted by the general assrnbly of the atat of Franklin, and tt ia hereby enacted by authority of the same. (that from and after the first day of Janiarr. int. the salaries of this commonwealth be as follows to wit: His excellency the governor, per anium. K deerskins. ,1 Rls honor the ohief justloe, 500 ieerkiu. ''he secretary to his excellency the ner, too raocoon skins. . Csuntv el ark. too beaver skins. rovClark et the house of eosena. 200 coon sklna. reMembers af the assembly, per dleij, oen skins. eetlss'a fee for serving a warra nuukln.

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-The To Reach the Society Editor. C Miss Edna Johnson was hostess for a card party at the Country club house yesterday afternoon. Bridge whist was played at five tables. The prize - Mrs. Florence Lodwick, Mrs. Rudolph a Tuiipt. Swavne. Miss MaTV) wtiiii iueii, -! - U. Will Campbell, Mrs.. Clarence Vnnett, Mrs. Henry Gennett. Airs. V Crawford, Mrs. John Lontz, Mrs. jL Van Heusen, Mrs. Harry Jay, M,E. B. Grosvenor, Miss Edna McGuiajid Miss Georgia Cole. jit j MrsVna iket. Mrs. John PouFJ. weoer enivi nianner rebterday aftiome of Mrs. Haskett. t. street. The charni- ... . i t hi ail(I.Tr - a de. fti'.xjn a i U4 South l. . ;ig functiot H. HasketM Norton, as complimentary to j-.-iuse guests. Mis. T. s Thomas Kelly and Mi. Thomas C-..,, of Anderson, The bo.iO was arra ed in n . attractive manner with tnt, and pink carna tions, smllax beir n8"d to entwine i tiie chan tellers, fo.at euchre was playd at six tables. Mrs. Catts w8 presented with the gats' prize, Tj first priie was awardea to Mrsj0nn I'itzgibbons. Mrs. Harricton vfcm the second prize, while the cokf;'atioa fU to Mrs. Paige. Alter i,ie .game, a luncheon in fceveval ccfrses was serv-ed.-the color sche pinK and white. rein? carried f ..ostein the menu. The guests J"fr, Enjoyed the hostesses' RCliTuiity were Mrs. J. II. Shoffef, Irsf John Fitzgibbons. Mrs. J. H. LukeS, Mrs. J. Harrington. Mrs.. John ZlHssler, Mrs. Timothy Rady. Mr. 5ol Davis, Mrs. Kate Paige, Mrs. J. fc. Foley. Mrs. T. H. Conroy. Mrs. VVill K"" Mrs. John Horner. Mrs. peorge Horning, Mrs. J. M. Houtf, Mrs. John McCarthy, Mrs. Daniel 3roomhall, Mrs. Henry Weber, Misses Rosella and Clara Luken, Misses Mary and Alice Harrington, and Miss Clara Cesnan.; i & J H The Women's aid society of the first Presbyterian church will have its initial meeting for the season Friday ifternoon at two-thirty o'clock in the Ihurch parlors. A large attendance if members is desired as important usiness matters will be attended to t this time. 8 .5 .3 The ladies of the Maccabees will live a dance this evening in the Odd ellows' hall. All members and their friends are invited to attend. J Jt Miss Eva Doughty of Pasadena, Cal ifornia is visiting in this city. Mrs. Horace Kramer was hostess ftr a meeting of the Woman's Foreign lissionary society of the Grace M. E. dHurch yesterday afternoon at her Ipme on North Seventeenth street. "his was the first meeting of the fisckl year and was largely attended. Mrs. T. A. Mott led the devotional ex-a-cises. Miss Blanche Cunningham sung a beautiful solo. A reading was next given by Mrs. G. H. Hill. The hostess, assisted by Mrs. Harry Hodgin and several others served refreshments during the social hour which flowed. The society will meet next month with Mrs. R. C. Lockwood at hir home, 214 North Fourteenth sfeet. The Home Missionary society of the Fst Methodist Episcopal church met yesterday afternoon with Mrs. Ray Lflngnecker, at her home, 105 South Fifteenth street. Mrs. Charles McCtea led the devotional exercises wiich were followed by a very pretty misical program. The numbers were giien by Miss Ella Luring, Mrs. Ray Xiignecker, and Miss Ethel Patton. M. Seifert gave a musical monologue accompanied by . Miss Hugo. M&. F. A. Brown read a paper entitled "Individual Schools and Settlements," which had been written by Mrs. Marlatt. The next meeting will be held at the home of Mrs. Frank Bell on - North Twentieth street. It will be membership day and each member will be requested to add a nqw name to the membership roll. K card party was given last evening at St. Mary's hall by. the Young Men's Council of that organization. Progressive euchre was played at several tables. Prizes were awarded. At the conclusion of the game, luncheon was served. The affair was a very successful one. I t J The wedding of Miss Mary Quigley and Mr. William Ellis was celebrated thia morning at St. Mary's church. The young people will make their future home in Williamsburg where Mr. Ellis is engaged in business. A number of social functions have been given for Mrs. Ellis during the past few weeks. ja j j Tke Epworth League of Grace church, held a poster social last evening. Over fifty persons were present and! enjoyed guessing the posters. Each one present was also requested to "draw" a picture illustrating a popular song. This was also very Interesting. Refreshments were served. Arrangements have been perfected for a monthly social during the winter season. j j j Mrs. Thomas Dolloff has gone to Marlon for a few days' visit. J8 J The wedding of Mr. John Nolte and Mlsa Louise Retzler took place last evening at the First Baptist church. The Rev. H, Robert Smith performed the ceremony. The young people will make their home in this city. . 3 i . The members of the S. E. G. B. club were entertained by Miss Lenora Mc Neills at her home on South Thir-i

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Phone teenth street, last evening. The fol lowing officera wereelected to serve for the ensuinz veafc President Miss Minnie Burris. Secretary Miss Goldie Dadismats Treasurer Miss6ora Wettip .After a short business session a social hour followed. Refreshuen s were served. Miss Ahr.a i'faffHn Antertaiued U. delightful lxiaaner" fot her home, 1 North Sixth . street. ,V compiiiiKutary to r..nniv.i i Shaagbnay of MaUiioii. IVdm 1 Progressiva $&eo was pla-: tables. Mls haitfrh-5'-?' 5 ed the jmest. cartijreti by Mi'3 Ada I-t a 'nv.ifh on :. Thof-v iref Mi - e. O-.'.i , f-fi; fif i. "... MifS.'i-1,lhir, s Do 'iothy KirfcpatBroomh '-j" Ada Ebenh-:.-k,. Miss LclJeyCarney and Miss Julia L.ic-n'en-Mf M.sje. Robert Ljfecm, 1' srrie ubow. Frank Lichunfels, Itoy DenMs, Jesse Starr, Eimer Fieii.ing, Leo). Qard and George Hodge. ! fci Mr. and Mrs Ralph Dertster Jincinnati, hae returned home p.'ier having visited with Mr. and Mrs. A. O. Kepllnger and Mr. and Mrs. J. F. HiatL i& 10 Urn. J. E. Green of Columbus, Ohio i x X m ri . a. . ' Mr8- Beuaaub UVUvU A rrviww ki(.v,vi, t & The Lutheran Home circle of St. Paul's Lutheran church will meet tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 o'clock in the chapel. The women are requested to bring fruit for the orphan's home. A dancing party will be given for Miss Shanghnessy Friday evening at the K. of C. hall. Jt A pleasant surprise was tendered Mrs. Elizabeth Wilkemeyer yesterday arternoon in honor of her seventyninth birthday anniversary. The afternoon was spent in social conversa tion, a luncheon in three courses was served. Those present were Mrs. Fred Pardieck, Mrs. Henry Gausepohl, Mrs. Agnes Muggenberg, MrB. William Tubesing, Sr., Mrs. Harmon Wilke meyer, Mrs. Joseph Werner, Sr., Mrs Joseph Werner, Jr., Mrs. Henry Schumaker, Mrs. Edward Ramler, Mrs. Albert Pardieck, Mrs. Harmon Par dieck, Mrs. John Brannon, Mrs. Frank Geers, Mrs. Fred Wilkemeyer. Mrs Will Thomas, Mrs. John Darnell, Mrs. Fred Schumaker, Mrs. Harry Walls, Mrs. Clyde Renk, Mrs. Forest Shook of Milwaukee, Misses Alvina Taube and Katherine Schumaker. The Musical Study club will open the season Friday evening, October 9, with an evening recital. It will be held in the auditorium of the First Presbyterian church. Mr.. Tebbs of Dayton, Ohio will be the vocalist for the occasion. Miss Edith Stanton Brown, who has spent two years in study abroad will be the violinist Each member is permitted to invite ten guests. .si j j $5 An interesting session of the Ladies Aid Society of the Fifth Street M. E. cnurch was held yesterday afternoon in the parsonage with Mrs. J. Cook Graham as hostess. There 'was an unu sually large attendance. Business mat ters of interest to the society were discussed. It was decided to give & Hal loween party the Wednesday before that day. The society meets the last Wednesday in the month. The Francis Willard Woman's Temperance Union will not meet tomorrow afternoon. The meeting has been postponed one week. A called meeting1 of the organization will be held this afternoon at four o'clock in the East Main Street Friends' church. Mrs. Leroy Mansfield was hostess for a meeting of the Penny club yesterday afternoon at her home ou South A street. Matters of interest to the members were discussed. The society meets in two weeks with Mrs. Louis Stough, r5 South Sixth street. SAVED HIS BOY'S LIFE. "My three year 'old boy was badly constipated, had a high fever and was in an awful condition. I gave him two doses of Foley's Orino Laxative and the next morning the fever was gon,e and he was entirely well. Foley's Orino Laxative saved his life." A. Wolkush, Casimer, Wis. A. G. Luken & Co. ..,.-tn;;sn. He is one of th;s gusuing old beau; who think flattery the key to favoi with the gentler sex. The other even Ing he was at a reception with hif wife, and they met the handsome Mis Blank, at whom he fired a whole bat tery of compliments. Then, turnlnj to his wife, he said. "It's a good thin I didn't meet her before I married you my dear." t "Indeed It is." she smiled sweetly"for her. I congratulate Miss Blank.' Exchange, Art of "Dressing." The art of consummate dress is nol the gift of all or even the majority ol mankind. One who possesses this gifi knows all the subtle effects on angles from the style and tilt of his hat to the exact width of the point of his shoe.Ontfitter. At the Foot. Pater (sadly) I don't know what tc do with that boy of mine. He's beet, two years at the medical school and still' keeps at the foot of his class. Perrins (promptly) Make a chiropodist or nim. Out of the shadows of night the werld rolls Into light Longfellow.

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1 ( UTTun ' . , ,. At a ineefue1'new DexnoeretiR ' ferwa club, H r ; wlifL ha iiU! "- jvt - lt s plan oi ru i army an i;ir4,s !cd th iUcesity j,r ; r;3v.'.l for w bo-,v Uncle teropt.d i h his , thou--ads i if-lar.d nnbS'-'SbioriS, j rou;ci olcct U'h -!r vr.ui a vveau tietj b'jrliiT,( tta o f i - r . f u -, ft n" i-.r-a vwer. WilHaut Jf!jiiin. Btyan addressei the club member aad th? argaments of the I'i-erU-sa t'ne were received wUhl wild fiUbUii.---.;u. It should be- stated) that Mr, Brj did not address the audience in ji-riou Henry Walterman turned loose on his phonograph two or thrf-v u the Democratic leader's ,ned" speeches. Although the Jetiersonltcs were deprived of the pleas ure t,t feastiner their eves On their idol they, nevertheless, had the satisfaction of hearing his silver-tonsrued oraAorv. Next We&uesday evening the club will hold another meeting and the members will hear addresses from all the candidates on the Democratic county ticket. The club had already begun making, arrangements for the meeting to be held at the coliseum on the evening of October 10 when John Sharp Williams of Mississippi, Democratic leader in the national house of ,... represeuiativco, wm uenver au aadress. Nearly all the Democrats in the county are expected to attend this meeting. THE SWISS PENSION. Peculiar Manners at the Boardint House Table d'Hote. The distinctive thing about a Swiss pension ia the table d'hote. The tablt d'hote has its own set of conventions You can always tell an old pensionnalre by the way he sputters when he eats his soup, by the way he stabs a piece of bread from the bread basket with his knife and by the keen eye be has for picking out the best piece of meat. By some mysterious system, known only to the maid, she always offers you the platter with the fork seductively placed In the smallest, poorest portion. Your skilled pensionnaire is never caught by this trick He always removes the fork from the piece Indicated and rakes over everything till he finds the best. This Is nol impolite in a pension. "It is the con ventional thing. In order to prevent any undue ad vantage the mtid has a system of rotation. First ihe begins at the bead of the table end works down the right side. With the next course she begins at the feot and works up the left side. If ske forgets where she stopped and beghs wrong there is ar immediate howl from those who are getting cheated. This causes manj bitter and stormy arguments. Al be rl Edwards in Outlok. Equal to the Occasion. Michelot, the famous comedian, suf fered a great deal frbm the spite of his colleagues and fouiil It necessary t( be on the alert at erery performance On a certain occasion he had to scold 8 servant in one of MoHere's plays, wlier the "claque," which bad been bribed by his rivals, began to hiss. Michelot was by no means discon certed. Giving the servant a couple ol blows on the ear, not included In the part, he extemporized as follows: "You vile scamp of a varlet, there if nothing you think of! There you stand quietly listening to the vermin squeak ing in the house and never trouble yourself to get the rat poison T' The effect of this sally was striking The audience broke out in loud applause, and no subsequent attempt wai made to hiss the actor. Helping Him On. The somewhat elderly but stC handsome and well preserved bachelo: had long been an admirer of the younf lady, but never had dared to tell he' so. At last, however, he musteret courage to say: "Miss Jessie. I wish I were twentj years younger." "Why so?" she asked. "Because then I should be bole" enough perhaps to ask you to mairj me." With a charming smile she shoos her head. "I should have to tell you no, Mr Baxter." she said. "If you were twen ty years younger you would be-er-.j great deal too young for me." Ile took the hiut and a little while. later the young lady too. Horticulture Versus Theology. Small Johnny had on his best clothes, and his mamma told him not to play In the dirt with them on. "Don't they have any dirt In heaven to play In?" he asked. "No, of course not," replied his mother. "Then what do little boys do np there?" queried Johnny. "Oh. they play harps and sing and sit under beautiful trees." was the reply. . "Well." said the little fellow. "I don't see how they can have trees If there ain't no dirt." Houston Post. His Record. "The late Admiral Balch," said a Raleigh man, "used often to complain of the increasing cost of national armaments. The armaments, he would say, continually cried out for money, money, nothing but money. They were like the shopkeeper's son. " 'When did James last write to us? the shopkeeper asked his wife one day. "Look In the cash book. the wife NpHed.

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- r i i T - stcmpd North .bate with Jcljcej .e raadidate for All. the white Dem-i Jt ia h-ar Vaac, and : iiublicans to fcicar fettl .. on ")f th spvakiog vae ' ' . w told that a number of ' xrn exprt4sal a desire , t J:.im the lNmf-.at5c. candidate, ila stepped do from the platform ; and kissed a 4ozeii (.r . of the pretty ac-jyauns women, wL t be fetoppd lonir euoui?n to H'rn arons. l to ht comnetltor and shout "I'm k.etag uiv g'ris. Settie; now you kiss yt ." "Anno Domin." . wnea tseoator est was old and broken In hth he one wnrBrw4 hia Ftate to tuat or a very old negro he remembered back In Kentucky. "Pee here, Sam," asked the negro's friend, "what's the matter with you?" "Don't know, boss," said the old darky, "but I think dat I am a-guffer-in wif anno domino." The Indispensable Man. When old Zach Taylor came Into the presidency, persons in Washington soon began to tell him there was one 1 ,nlc srai government couioat do "thout. They, said they had com to fs the hope that the old gen-' , lJather experienced prealnAw?f!Pefmlt ef,to Info,rm hlnJ r IJPf ' Inonnation Z7" T "tY."0117 Q.roppf? lm? he pald little -.""7. took note of thfact that a certain j0bn Hobby, wht for twenty odd rears had held th , i assistant rost master t . . omciai tne government couldn't get V - aiong wiiuoui. xne coomunicaflons i m a. rr m i i became so frequent that oe day aa the last man disappeared zaco broke out with this question: . "Captain Harry, who h the devil i this man Hobby everyboe,- s saying we can't get along without The general was informedbout the official. "We must attend to the case aonce We are liable to be in trouble boui him any day. We must be prepay TTe ia liable to die on our hands, an then the devil will be to pay! Seemf to me the man who can't be spared la the one to turn out while the government is in a condition to meet the emergency. Turn Hobby out, Captain Harry, and don't wait! We'll see whether or not he can't be spared Attend to the business at once, captain!" Nature Study. With a heart attuned to, "nature study," a little Hungarian girl in the Canadian northwest exclaimed, "Yah, teacher: it's certain beautiful on our prairie, where the birds and the small sheep run about raw." It is thia girl's brother who states, "Plumage is the foliage of a parrot or hen." Century. The Humorous Governor. When Wolcott was governor of Mas sachusetts his youngest son, Oliver, was In one of the primary classes of a school. The teacher was one day asking questions of her little pupils, to give them a chance to show what they knew about one thing and another, for the entertainment of a lady who was visiting the school, and she finally Inquired: "Can any one tell me who Is the governor of Massachusetts?" No one could tell, not even little Oliver. The teacher then told every one of the pupita when he got home to ask his father, so as to be ready to tell her the next day. Accordingly when the class assembled the following morning she gave out the question, calling on Oliver to see what he might have to say about it. Oliver answered: "Pa says he's the governor. But I don't believe it, 'cause he's always making fun of everythln'." He Won the Pie. When Barham, the author ef "Tha Ingoldsby Legends," was a boy at Canterbury, he, in company with a Juvenile companion, entered a Quakers' meeting house, and, looking aronnd at the grave assemblage, held up a penny tart and said solemnly, "Whoever speaks first 6hall have this pie." "Go thy way," said a drab colored gentle. man, rising, "go thy way and" IIH pie's yours, sir, exclaimed Barha, and. hastily dropping it before speaker, made his escape. Not For Him. A quiet and retiring citizen op'e a seat near the dnnr of a orrd C8 1 when tered. a masterful stout to enHaving no newspaper bebA1 which to hide, he was fixed and snbfrated by her nteri n d offered . . ' 0., Jself-with-his place to her. Seatine tself with out thanking him she claimed ia tones that reached to tlartnest end of the car: "What do you want stand up there for? Come here and A on mv laP "Madam" gasped he man as his face became scarle"! beg your par don. I I "What do you eanr shrieked the woman. "You Ipow very well I was speaking to n niece there behind yon." Ladies Aome Journal. The Host CJd Not Leave. 1 At a larg evening party one of the eiieRta strxV In a corner yawning. much bored, sir?" ask ed his neghbor. "Yes, Areadfully, wae th answer "And yur "Oh. I am bored to death too." -TTow would it do. to clear out tc gethrrT -j am sorry I can't. I am the host' Stanton's Bon Crushr. ' Some officer had disobeyed or failed to comprehend an order. "I believe 111 sit down, said Secretary Stanton, "and give that man a piece of my mind." ? ' u r itimin. "vrltm hits iuv -irbJi rou. hau.lt axL jonr xntnd, 1

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Mate It sharp, cut film ait up, - Stiiitou did not need a second IutV tatiin. It was a bone crusher that he read the president. "Tot; rirtt." said Lincoln; that"a g'v t t"f. -v freer eta ry. "Send itr rr'ieI Linoln; "send it! Why. don't fe-il it at all. Tear it np. Ycrn bare fret'd your mind on the subject. a-:.a ths.t U ,U that is aeces&ary. Trsr it up. Yon never want to send mich letters. I never do." A Diaerepancy. ' - TWO sailors. One Irish, the nth or Snhsh. agreed to take care of each ether j in case of either being wounded in the battle of Trafalgar. It was not long ' before the Englishmaa'a leg was ehct ! ott by a cannon ball, and Paddy took i him up to carry him to the doctor, ac-, cording to their agreement, but had! scarcely got his companion on his back wheu a second ball struck off the poor fellow's head. Paddy, through the nois ana bustle, had not nrir v.i.

mend s last misfortune, but continued j lC9 mclm1ed many patients octslrte the to make the best of his way to. the sur- j c!ty ,iitm. and these be visited In higeon. An officer, observing him with , bugKy the headless trunk, asked him where! One'.lay he b e w Vwr wf.t rf8 l"8- "To the' doctor." say vhich h T.t WM:h Unt!l be doctor!" ays tt fflcer- disoover,l that the aniaval had at tnWhy. tne man has lost hla head." Oa sarruoni.tal4 ehiectk-a to bridge cf hearing this the Irishman laid the body ; a!1 tiuds and could not be U t

uowu bjju iooaea at it attentively, "That's strange,' he said, "more than trange. Why, he told ma terae bia T"6hah at Newgats. . ""Ule the shah of Persia was on a visit h England he wanted to see how the Eneiigh executed their criminal. The sight of torture is a favorite entertainmcnt j eastern monarchs. Accom,,aT,i, v. A J numerous suit, ne went to .Newgate, tireat was his disappointrrnATir iTnrarrk itaw t as a. ment upon hiring that the rope caused almost Instontaneone death. How ever, be decide upon seeing how the apparatus work. and desired the governor of the piissn to be good enoug'jp to execute a prisoner on the spot It was represented to him that there wem no criminals under sentence of death just then. He was about to lose hie temper when, recollecting himself, he cried: "Thata no objection. I "will let you have one of my suit." Kentucky Pride, .- v s Two passengers were eittlng la a Poking compartment of a train croHSia.the Ohio river at Louisville. "Are yurom Indiana- wV inquired one. 1 "HelI.o! rm a Kemucklan." the other repHyj indignantly and addeJ after aome mentation, Tvebeen sick: that's what's the "matter win, me!" - . He Kept Cool. 1 A man and his wife ere on- staying at a hotel, -yhen intfie niirbt tbey were aroused from thef slumbers by th cry that the hotel w afir. "Now, my dear," saidhe husband, "I will put Into praetlcejvhat I Lave preached. Put x all yourndispenaabl apparel and kee cool." is Then he slipped witch Into his 1 vest pocket and wilkea with ' out of the hotel, j "" When all danget ' is past he said, "Now you see hew cessary !t la to keep cool." f The wife for, lie 1-st time tSncd at her husband, j j j 'Yw Willinini eh a h1(1. "it Is a grand thing, butlf I we yu 1 -oitld f have put on y troaef. --Boston Oglesby's Pardd. j tJovernor Ogfsby ent down to Jollet to inspe thete prtsvn. In one of the celJawaa very valf man. j "How did yl af- ln here asked, Oglesby. "Abductloft.'!r's th" rep- "I tried to run off vrtf S111 and they caught me." "I'll pard' yu as soon a 1 back to Sp,fiel5'M sald the governor. "I don't f now TOU could expect to get a wlf n anT tner way EVER TALK BACK. Never bct: Blcn th,nK ' rcprehen- . Tir only hurts hlsself that jaws a A in that's hot. In quarrel If you'U only your Aouth shut and act sensible man that does the taifcln' "J cet worsted every shot. iver talk back to a feller that s at utIc you; ! Just let him carry on and rip and wt and swear. And when ne nnas ms umrcun un in'm lemt unuiin' you You've got him clean kerflun?mi-?4. you want to hold him there! Never ta'.lt back and wake up the whole community. And cell a man a Uar over lair r rdTou can lift and land him furder r d with Kracefulr lmpunuy "With one good Jolt of sJ.ev a la half a dosen kicks. -James Whltof. Hf. He Remembered. A restaurant keeper nus fut txis sign: i toaet; Such aa Mother rsedff Make. A customer asked, peictlng to the sign: . . "Ia your conee reaiiy a-a wunsed to make?" -It Is. replied the sropneior. Then," said the m1 Vlth a rem'. iont look, "zive a cup or urs. At a dinner give? "J r at Washington a tlnguUhed iTeor man. who was v'- conntrr a delegate to certain naatrlal conference, gave expresskia o trvagant praise of W beloved Fxiince. IX nelsrhbor t table, on tee Hht. wank smile and bow la po acrceTice Terr time the vlsl wo4il mentloa anJ instance of lncea euperiority above every . oth nation. fr w f m. -1 H ON E Y Ell C I t iC, II I I V A H ro satisfr"

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