Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 229, 1 October 1908 — Page 2

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7 "t Frrlhnm ?n Prartirp mm, fit s f vwasw Game of Yesterday. GOD FOOTBALL PROMISED -&OTH EARLHAM --AND HIGH

jf'CHOOL TEAMS GIVE , PROMISE 1'?;1"OF ' SHOWING MUCH STRENGTH

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it Bfiaicnea uie pifrtsiuu ana m iwg ""' 1-lajs carried the ball for the. entire Jngth of the fleld for the first touch i :V ;onn of tb- Mawn against the Sart--'wJ'.'ai C6!2e,e eleven - " It was a prac.V op on Tteid Field y sterday afti.VTwicn aiirt the It. It - 3. eleven

;.,ih4tvt?i iinexrxcted s'r:is:th. It wt ,"0 to t,.-. telievri tiiat ihe hlgh.school i -ji wirjld score ead to tarn (he trick ''J Jufch a hcautifiil tcaaaer aiid vith- '' :i,th6 aid of a fumble or fluk made i1lplfy the more sf-rsatloiial. "II. S. held BarthfcTU for downs

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' tbft hijrh isthoo; hovfe fumbled and l. parlaam secured the balj. -Thon came -.iTie eeosation.' The QuaXera attempt-"V-rd. a goal from placemen?,' Ferling. 'flrkfi9 had been pJafing tte life out of ,V. a Quaker antagonist, broke tLroug;h, ,)i lccked the kick f.rd soured the ball. iVflfva . clean and cls'er a play as I I ' 'lit A " 'mn W t ... . u Im-

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f . 1 " 1 len conditioned out of the team by I ," im ThwV the faculty. It Is said that most of s " f 1.1 .. ' - 1S or f5e ) those who are sufferers have done goo! ' : - ' ' , fl"' T.ork In practically all of their studies. : . V t Y" v 1 , Ukf Tlie case of Boyle is one in point Ha ' -"-'' "Lflmco, received a rating of excellent in four 1 '"'"j-'J- !ir,'irf u t-'f ; of hla fire studies, but was conditioned Y " ' ,YcilUy w!n t. Kln tbo fifth. The others of the team l.f' th.se poeitiou,. ' w'ao suffer with him are Miller, Fuslk,

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' The follow toff table will be of Interest to tbo local buss, showing the preset percentages of the three leadin clubs fa the National league and in the African league and what their oercenta will b x win or lose tae gan:e scheduled lor this noon: r ' National League. Today ' Win New Yorki. -..-. 637 .640 linsLnrg .... .. .63 .636 Cnlcapo.. .4 631 .033 ' American League. . , Today Win afterLose .633 .629 .627 Lose IUoit . . Cleveland . Cf,icig ... .588 No game today r.R4 ' -580 S7K TiSl : .574 ' Several the big eastern universities an-l ertii-eea oDened their football anon yesterday. The following la a H; of rsults: At Providence, '' R. I- Brown 35; Bares 4. At Cambridge, Mass. Harvard 5; Bowdoiu 0. I - At . Philadelphia, Pa. Pennsylvania 3i: "Dralniis College 9. At Hanover. N. H. Dartmouth 11; L-alvc-rslty.oI Vermont 0. At Carlisle, Pa. Carlisle Indians' 0X101 FQRPLAVERS Coach Stagg to Try -London Experiment" on, Football Men. WILL GO SL0W0N TEST. - 1- " V" Co;cb Alonzo A. Sligg of the UnlTersity of Chicago is fhe latest man In the world of eport toldeclare for "oxygenated athlates." Itagg became intereftwl !n Profesgr Leonard Hill's erperliv?u! while 1 was at the Olympic Kara Londn and at once dec'ded to ftke upjChe practice in bis work with tie unfersity athletes. FttRg 1 elif-ves Ipat cinder path men win derive trie mist benefit from oxyfnatlon; ' - t, biing a man of impu!be4, It U jnotcontent to wait nntil hlf track; men Ire called out after CbrHrmas t- map the experiment. He v ill administer Jxygen to the maroon football el.-v in ia all their big contests ilsU ' and hopes thereby to put on th 1 p ' riors th.it tioa lii fie It te reRUiis t oxygena t the first wil in, te';t until Va buitjh of pigskin war 1 "eattup" any combinantry. Jiat Sngg, fearing fatal toppcyng players, will twobf his players in fc. If ni murder is dona pber of jaseous athletes Bed by Iwo in each conflnal gale of the season, vh h the 1 1' tllinois tam Stagg hopes slowing np" to wercntio he faultbf m tie scon.j half, wtlch has caused j39cy a speed aggregation to go down to dLuosU 'feat afir obtaining a Is.f lead. Washington Never Bnier Than Fifth. The city of Wasblton has been represented by a basetkll team in the different Iftngtes for tlenty-six years. but b1 herer finisbu better than fifth place For four Wmhr nf ars Washing1 ton was a ciemner or lie rroressionai j iue of Players. It Was a member ; 0r the Union assoclatiorlone year, two j years in Hae America! association, I twelve years In the Mtlonal league t and avcrx years in tie American j league,' It has finished pfth but once l 4a that time. Three timei the Senators have been sixth, ten times last and seven times next to last. Washington Ij surely entitled to the grand prize for perseverance and all the sympathy. , Gridiron Htads Fall. ' Whatever prsspects of a strong foot ball team at the University of Wiscorit i were held out to the students last year have been caused to vanish by the 1 announcement that seven of the best men on tfa eleven, veterans of one or ' tw years on the varsity gridiron, have , -ieum, iitirphy, Messmer and Sprlng- . cV Coach Barry Is disappointed at the I provost. t'J with these men gone be Is MeTt Tit I a tesm of pygmies. : - )' New Pdstri an Record. ; The English pedestrian T. E. Hammond ftade a record for the hundred mile r4tlk-recently ond also won the rj?twen7our "o"1" alk. He covered tunnce in ii hours 4 minutes 10 lWi.ds nd in the twentr-fonr hour! V'Ud 131 miles 880 yards. In lV3T txr$-? n4.raade a record in walkis? ri.- JJ.-pdon "-isjiton and back. feTeial 0' J V rac ing this y r Woman fl a w:i a optical c.aker rec ui-M.y cciiing. if she han Uytt Hoi.v and Tar Itiwoul euro Jr rough quickly and expell f . . v. . f.u ner system xne genus Honey and Tar contains ' aJd is In a yellow package. -.'Ktitutes. . A. q. Luken & no o-r'f! fr I a-) Z ".' sai l tlie doctor gravely. .vour wires mind s.. n, - heater this evening, iler aex? He-Tes;

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St. Mary's College game declared off.

The local high school team will formailv nrv nnen Its season oaiuruaj, playing the strong Spiceland high school team at the puDiic scnooi pwy grounds on South 22nd street. The High school and the iuarmam management reached no agreement, is the reason the game Is not played as a curtain raiser for the Earlham-Anti-och game. With pained surprise the Chicago Cubs saw the Reds jump on them yesterday and put a severe crimp in their pennant possibilities. John Dubcc, the Cubs youthful hoodoo, twirled for the Reds. To make his performance all the more painful New York and Pittsburg each won, shoving the Cubs out of first place into third place. Should Detroit win the American league race the National league winner will be a hot favorite in the world s championship series as the Tigers on ly have a string of second class box artists. Tomorrow evening the coliseum will be the mecca of local snorts. BuschTurk match, you know. SOUTH PAWS POOH Continued Reverses Have Been Met by American Leaguers. KILLIAN THE ONLY WINNER. The season of 100S will go down in the history of the American league as the year iu which ttye left handed pitchers met with misfortune. Killian of Detroit is the ouly one In the entiro league who has besn a consistent win ner, he having won thirteen out of nineteen games. Rube Waddell has done as well as usual and comes next, with fifteen victories and nine defeats. Eddie Plank has also had an off year, having just done a little better than break even. Burchell c$ Boston leads the south paw recruits, with seven victories and six defeats. Nick Altrock has just broken even, and he has worked only fourteen times all sea' son, most of his games being against Washington, Boston and St Louis. Graham of St. Louis is another re cruit that looked fair, and in another year he may be a reliable pitcher. Lack of control has been his greatest fault Burns of Washington looked like a wonder at the start; but, al though he pitched many good games, he did not seem to be able to go the limit In a close struggle. Two veterans, Jesse Tannehill and Case Pattou, went to the bad entirely. and Otto Hess had to be farmed out to Columbus. Connie Mack banked on Krauae, the California south paw, taking Waddell's place, but after two or three trials the youngster was shipped to the Tristate league. Ed Siever could not win (for Detroit, and he went to the same company that Hess did. Cleveland was also disappointed in Bill La tt I more and Gladstone Graney. The latter, how ever, will get another trial next spring, as will Hess. A JEWELER'S EXPERIENCE C. R. Kluger, The Jeweler, 1060 Vir ginia Ave., Indianapolis, Ind., writes: "I was so weak from kidney trouble that I could hardly walk a hundred feet Four bottles of Foley's Kidney Remedy cleared my complexion, cured my backache and the irregularities disappeared, and I can now attend to business every" day, and recommend Foley's Kidney Remedy to all sufferers as it cured me after the doctors and other remedies .had failed. A. G. Luken & Co. j . . MAILING LETTERS. One TrlCK That Doesn't Go With Hhe Postal Officials. There are times when, for one reason or another, you may wish to post a letter to some one. Indicating in the postmark on the envelope that It came from some other than your own home town. But accordingly, as you value the scheme which you are trying to work, don't make the mistake of trying to work the postmaster of that particular town Into this particular scheme of posting the letter for you. In anything, from a harmless practical joke up to a penitentiary offense which you may be planning, the postal service will recognize in you only a scoundrelly latent to deceive and defraud, and it has schooled every postmaster in the country into that fixed belief upon which be must act. For example, you have written your letter, which you desire to appear as having been mailed at a particular postoffice somewhere in the United States. You seal it stamp the enveltope and address it to the person. This Hstmaster of that particular - written request "Please ed letter at your office. 'will do this. Oh. the dlrectirelope. elope Sof that nail writes aero,, a full explanat. Ing that it was k and-so at a certain the postmaster dro, as originating at that 4 over which be has jurisw Nice little situation, lsn . go Tribnno NOTICE H0KENDAUQUA4RL. ' All members are earnestly rt ed to be present Friday night tiv tober session. Business of importt

COACHES BIG FACTOR

III FOOTBALL GAME Day When Individual Player Was King Has Long Since Passed. TEAM WORK NECESSARY. COLLEGES ARE USING NEW METH ODS THIS SEASON IN PREPARING MEN COACH NOW. HAS GREATER OPPORTUNITIES. Football under the new rules this season will depend more upon the ability of the coach to win the games than upon the Individual player, for success can only come by carefully studying out of the merits of each player who ' presents himself on the field and the proper preliminary coaching which will enable him to meet certain individual responsibilities which may come during the progress of each game. Under these conditions success on the gridiron this season offers more to F.DD1K DILLON, CAPTAIN OF THJB PBI5CSTON ELEVEN. The Princeton football team will not be found lacking- In the quarterback post tion this season. Captain Eddie Dillon Is one of the cleverest quarters that ever passed the ball. He is equally good on the offense and defense. Although Wal ter Camp did not select him for the post tion on the first All American team, be considered him a close competitor for the place. the coach than ever before, and it Is for this reason that every college Is seeking talent in this direction. The old game, with its fixed signals for each play, was easy to drill into the mind of the man, for many bad learned it all at the preparatory schools. Under the revised rules, however, the coach must adopt plays to suit his team. There will be the open game for the fast and shifty back field, an average line and good quarterback, but for the reverse conditions the line plunging and mass plays might be more effec tive. The development of the kicker and those who can pass the ball accurately will cause the coaches the hardest study, and the faculty of Inventiveness by the player to meet all emergencies will commend that player to the coach more than any other faculty. The ability to recover the ball on a forward pass, provided it does not touch an opponent according to new rules, will give a player plenty of study for accuracy, while the new defense requires the team to be on its tiptoes all the time to meet the exigencies which a coach could not prearrange. Two hundred and fifty plays, the greatest number of combinations ever Invented for a football team, will be available for the use of the University of Chicago eleven." The record break ing aggregation of thrillers represented the repertory two weeks before the be ginning of official practice, as cata logued by Coach A. A. Stagg. The maroon coach gave his players one of the biggest surprises of the preseason period when be announced the great increase In the plays. Coach Stagg has been -working assiduously with his diagrams and charts, and he has turned out scores of finished plays and Ideas to be used later. The majority of the new plays are founded on the forward pass and its kindred modifications of new football. Coach Stagg announced his belief that the forward pass will be nsed more than ever this year despite the dissatisfaction voiced In some quarters last yoar. The changes in the 190S rules tend'ng to dispose of an '"undesirable element of chance" wilKbe a big factor in giving the pass a healthy boom, according to the director. Horse Racing In Cuba. j The Cuban Racing association of JHarana wiil give $00,000 In purses during December. About 500 horses are expected to take part Australian Rugby Team Coming. K A star Australian Rugby team will Visit the Pacific coast this falL ""oley's Honey and Tar cures Hs quickly, strengthens the lungs pels colds. Get the genuine in ' - 'jfS-SM.-: - r-

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Athlet -Leaps 6 Feet 6 j IWorld's Best. Doubt: f Porter, the famous Cornell rill soon be decorated with tlL Jiampion hizh lumoer of the i view of his wonder ful learf eet inMn Tt,. height of 4tu'' jump was accurately measured by a civil engineer with a steel tape. Everything else about the performance smacks of the boua fide and in that ev?nt will be favorably acted upon by the Amateur Athletic union. Torter won the high jump at the Olympic games with a leap of C feet 3 inches. Porter is one of the most remarkable jumpers this country has produced. He stands six feet two inches and weighs 200 pounds, the only mau who ever leaped so hisrh and carried so much weight While at Cornell he was only a mediocre performer and has made all his records since his graduation. Porter is a subscriber to th faith of Christian Science and to this ascribes his success. Merriam Has Quit Maroons. Ned Merriam,. star fullback on the University of Chicago football team last year, will not return to the maroon fold this fall. Merriam, who was expected to be one of the mainstays of Stagg's team, has decided to coach in stead of bolstering up the Midway back. Merriam's loss will be a severe one, as Coach Stagg will have comparatively few of his veterans back and was planning on the big quarter miler and back to take up his old position. His absence will result in a bad break In the back field, as Steffen and Iddings will now be the only veterans to return. Merriam advanced to the first rank last year after playing substitute halfback in 190C. He made good in the first part of the 1907 season, and Coach Stagg gave him permanent pos session of the place left by Hugo Bezdek. He played in all of the Chicago games last year and worked well with the De Tray-Steffen-Iddings combina tion. Pauxtia Barred From Penn Eleven. Already a blow has been adminis tered to football prospects at the Uni versity of Pennsylvania. Simon Fran cis Panxtls, who played a star game at end last season, will be unable to take part in the gridiron game this season because of conditions in his studies. He also played first base on the varsity nine. Pauxtls was. practically sure of his place on this year's eleven, but it is said that be will have to take his sophomore year over again, and this means no athletics forvPauxtis. He was both speedy and accurate in his play and was looked upon as one of the best ends in the country. Gilbert to Manage Cardinals? Billy Gilbert formerly of the New York Giants, will be the next manager of the St Louis Nationals, according to rumor. It is understood that Gilbert will be in direct charge of the team next season and that John McCloskey, who has managed the Cardinals from the bench for four years, will continue merely as a scout During the last 6tand of the Cardinals Gilbert ban been in charge, and his intelligent handling of the team and his clever assignment of pitchers have won many games. Belmont May Race Abroad. It is announced that August Belmont president of the Jockey Club of New York, has acquired a piece of land near Dieppe, in France, to which he will transfer a number of his race horses from America. This action is taken. It is said, because of the passage of anti-betting laws here. New Bike Track In Denver. Denver is to have an np to date saucer bicycle racing track. It will be In a circuit composed of the" Salt Lake City and Ogden (Utah) and Los Angeles (Cal.) tracks. XOcTuLtRS Ona of the Wonderful Feats They Art Said to Perform. Two men one old and emaciated carrying a native drum; the othei young and well fed, fantastically gowned with an , overskirt of colored handkerchiefs and a multitude of bells which jangle noisily at bis slightest movement long, ragged hair, altogetb er a hideous figure. The drummer begins a weird torn toming and the other man an incanta tion. Then he extends a "supra," bamboo tray . used by all natives, oc which any one who pleases places a large handful of rice and the same quantity of grain. The two ingredient are thoroughly amalgamated, so thai It would in the ordinary way take hours to separate them. Now the fantastic man with his tray begins. He turns round slowly, gradu ally quickening his pace (the drummer also keeping time), faster and faster in a giddy vortex, the tray at times al most out of his bands, yet so cleverly bandied that not a grain falls out It if very trying to watch, but in a couple of minutes both stop simultaneously, and the man shows to the wondering spectators two little heaps, one of rice and the other grain, at different ends of the tray, which In his sickening gyrations be has been able to separate by some extraordinary manipulation. Tearson's Weekly. Had a Close Call. Mrs. Ada L. Croom, the widely mown proprietor or tne jroom Hotel. ; Vaughn, Miss., says: "For several months I suffered with a severe cough and consumption seemed to have its grip on me, when a friend recommended Dr. King's New Discovery. I began taking! It, and three bottles effected a comnlete cure." The fame of this life saiving cough and cold remedy, and lung and throat healer la world wide. Sold at A. G. 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IS A GREAT CATCHER

Schmidt Has Materially Aided The Detroit Americans. IS A VERY HARD WORKER. r.me anil a -rain articles Lave beer, written about the exploits of the Detroit Americaus' ,4blg four" Cobb. Crawford. Rossuian and Mclntyre bul very, little hos t-ecn said about the good work of Charles Schmidt the Tigers backstop. The brunt of the catching has fallen ..'sV'.'':-.j1.''.',-Jv;: Y-Y -arlv 'x - . W. ,; r V"'. ,.1 CHAKLE8 SCHMIDT, DETROIT AMERICANS' GOOD BACKSTOP. upon the shoulders of Schmidt this season, as he has caught over a hundred games. He Is one of the hardest working backstops in the American league. He has a great throwing arm and is a fair batter. Here is an example of the quaint misuse of words, the confusion of pronouns being not many years ago, what ever may be the case now, quite common among the country people of Hampshire. England: "If her won't go along o' we. us won't co along o' she." Habitual Constipation ay be permanently overcome by proper personal efforts WitMHe assistance toftheone Irulv nenefictal laxative remedy, Srup of tigs and Ek'uir efStma, wrocn enables oneiojovm rejuror Kobits xaily 5o tKat assistance to nature may be gradually JiSpeft6e4wtK vKen no tenter needed astKe oestof remedies, wnenYcquired, are to assist tatare ana not to supplant the natur. a) junctions, vKicK must depend ultimately upon prober nouriflKment, Pi?P 'ffovt,aa rJfKt liyi,ewral. Toetiti beneficial efjects, afwaya buy the genuine SyruRgsEruirSewvi California Fig Syrup Co. only SOLD BY ALL LEADINC JDRUCCISTS one aue only. reulr price 50? pw Bottle T

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RESULTS YESTERDAY. National League. Cincinnati 6: Chicago j. Pittsburg 7; St. Lout T. New York 2; Philadelphia L Brooklyn 2; Boston 1. American League. Detroit 7 Wahinston 5. Cleveland 6; P-iiladalphia 1. GAMES TODAY, National League. Chicago at Cincinnati. New York at Philadelphia Boston at Brooklyn. American League. Boston at Philadelphia. Washington at New York. Married Man in Trouble. married man who permits A any .... .v.. ' .11 . .. . 1 . .

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