Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 210, 12 September 1908 — Page 5

PAGE FIVE. 10 REFUND COST OF SOCIAL NEWS (Money-Making Ways of Using Want Ads NOTED SPEAKER FLOAT IN PARADE To Reach the Society Editor. Call Home Phcue 1121. or Bell Phone 21

THE RICHMOND PALLADIU31 AI SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, lOOS.

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To Buy or Sell Old Shoes No one need be ashamed to buy Old Shoes. It is an economical thing to do. But you may not want to buy second-hand Shoes yourself. There are however, many people in this city who do. The best place to learn cf these people is thru the use of our Classified Want Ads. A little ad inserted under the heading "Cast Off Clothing" is sure to get attention, and at an original cost of but a few pennies. Many women make "pin money" by gathering up all the Old Shoes of the home and selling in this way. The ones who see your ad call at your home, get what you have and no one need know of the transaction but yourselves. And the most economical of all is the cost of the Want Ad itself. Maybe you can get satisfied simply by reading the column suggested, each day. It pays both to Read and Use. EXAMPLES

OLD SHOES WANTED WE WANT ALL THE old hHM we can bar. Best price paid. In uorwertnir toll wbtt jna bare and state when beat to enll. AddrKM H L 1. ttils office.

It is EASY convenient and PROFITABLE to use our little Want Ads for almost any Want that can come into your mind. This paper goes into homes and is READ by home people. If they if YOU get in the habit of reading and USING Want Ads for the supplying of your various wants, there is no room for anything but RESULTS. Turn to our Want Ads for TODAY. (Copyright 1908, by George Martha w Adams)

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Why the Congregation Tittered. The story Is told of Helen Hunt, the famous author of "Raraona," that one morning after church service she found a purse full of money and told her pastor about It." "Very well," he said, "you keep it, and at the evening service I will announce it," which he did in this wise: "This morning there was found In this church a purse filled with money. If the owner is present, he or she can go to Helen Hunt for it." BEREAVED. 3Lct me come In where you sit weepinaye. Let me, who have not any child to die, yveep with you for the little one whom love I have' known nothing: of. The little arms that slowly, slowly loosed Their pressure round your neck; tht hands you used To kiss such arms, such hands I nevei knew. May I not weep with you? Fain would I be of service say some. thing:. Between the tears, that would be comfortlnij ' But ah, no, sadder than yourself am I, Who have no child to die! James Whltcomb Riley, Sauce For the Gander. A busy tuerchaut was about to leave home in Brixton for a trip on the continent, and his wife, knowing his aversion to letter writing, reminded him gently of the fact. "Now," John, you must be eyes and ears for us at home and drop us an ccasioual post card telling us 'any thing of interest. Don't forget, will you, dear?" ' The husband promised. The next morning his wife received a postal card; lear Wife I reached Dover all right. Yours aft." Though somewhat disappointed she thought her husband must have been pressed for time. Two days later, however, another card arrived, with this startling announcement: "Here I am in Paris. Yours ever." And still later: I am indeed in Paris. Yours." Then the wife decided to have a little fun and seized her pen and wrote: Dear Husband The children and I are at Brixton. Yours." A few days later she wrote again, "We are still In Brixton." In her last communication she grew ir.ore enthusiastic: "Dear HusbandHere we are in Brixton. I repeat it, sir, we are In Brixton. P. S. We are Indeed." The First Offense. Tommy (who has been punished) Jlamma. did your mamma whip you when you were little? Mother Yes, when I was naughty. Tommy And did her mamma whip her when she was little? Mother Yes, Tommy. Tommy And was she whipped wheu she was little? Mother Yes. Tommy Well, who started it, anyway? Llpplncott's. The Henglish Haitch. Illustrative of "that troublesome Henglish haitch" an American traveler relates the following: Once I dined with an English fanner We had ham very delicious baked bam. The farmer's son soon finished his portion and passed his plate again. "More 'am. father," he said. The farmer frowned. "Dou't say 'am, son. Say 'am." "I did say "am," the lad protested In an injured tone. "You said 'am," cried the father fiercely. "'Arn's what it should be 'Am, not 'am." In the middle of the squabble the fanner's wife turned to me and, with a deprecatory little laugh, explained: "They Ioth think they're sayin 'am, sir." Everybody's. Chamberlain and the Mayor. .'Jcscnn Chamirxlain wjs tha guest CHICHESTER'S PILLS . TDK DIAMOND BKAKDi. a L4I! Ak jrr far . (0 l-IIU la Kr4 u4 tiM auu hoie. Mtlxi m-ilh Bin Kfbtooa. Tali mm mthrm. Bar af roar ItlAXo.ND KKaKI P1L.1.M, for as known Best. Saie&t. Alw-ys .ciUHa SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE

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ofhohor a a uiuner in an important city. The mayor presided, and when coffee was being served the mayor leaned over and touched Mr. Chamberlain, saying, "Shall we let the people enjoy themselves a little longer, or had we better have your speech now?" Jack London aa a Musician. Jack Jjondon, the author, was fntroduced one day to a musician. "I, too, am a musician in a small way," London said. "My musical talent was once the means of saving my life." "How was that?" the musician asked. "There was a great flood in our towa In my boyhood," replied London. "When the water struck our house my father got on a bed and floated with the stream until he was rescued." "And you?" said the musician. "Well," said London, "I accompanied him on the piano." Ladies' Home Journal. The Beys Looked After Limpy. "Here, boy, let me have a paper." "Can't." "Why not? I heard you crying them loud enough to be heard at the city hall." "Yes, but that was dowu 'tother block, ye know, where I hollered." "What does that matter? Come, now, no fooling. I'm in a hurry." "Couldn't sell you a paper on thla here block, mister, 'cos it b'longs to Llmpy. He's Just up the furdest end now. You'll meet him." "And who is Llmpy, and why does he have this block?" " 'Cos us other kids agreed to let him have It. Ye see. It's a good run, 'count of the offices all along, and. the poor chap is that lame he can't git around lively like the rest of us, so we agreed that the first one caught sellin' on his beat should be thrashed. See?" "Yes, I see. You have a sort of a brotherhood among yourselves?" "Well, we're goin' to look out for a little cove what's lame, anyhow." "There comes Llmpy now. He's a fortunate boy to have such friends." The gentleman bought two papers of him aud went on his way downtown, wondering, how many men in business would refuse to sell their wares In order to give a weak, halting brother a chance in the field. Polite Cowboy. Collier's Weekly says that cowboys are always glad to practice politeness when they have a chance. Two ladies delayed by an accident lunched in a station of the Southern Pacific road. Two cowboys were at the table. They arose, bowed and stood until the ladies were seated. To be equally courteous one of the ladies asked, "May I not pass the butter?" The reply was immediate, T don't choose none, thank you most to death, ma'am." Misdirected Mourning. While exploring the grounds about the tomb of Washington, a gentleman happened to see a lady of mature years who, bathed In tears, was kneeling before an edifice some distance from the monument. Thinking she was in some sort of distress the gentleman offered assistance. "Xo, sir, thank you very much. I am not In trouble, but my patriotic feelings overcome me when I gaze upon the tomb of the Father of his Country." "Quite so," the gentleman replied tenderly. "I thoroughly understand, but my dear madam, you have made a mistake. This Is not the tomb of Washington. This Is an ice house." Ho Knew the Kind. A small boy in Boston who had unfortunately learned to swear was rebuked by his father. "Who told you that I swore T asked the bad little boy. "Oh, a little bird told me," said the father. The boy stood and looked out of the window scowling at some sparrows which were scolding and chattering; then he had a happy thought. "I know who told you," he said. "It was one of those damned sparrows." Returned the Courtesy. Oliver Wendell Holmes was strolling on the bench one day when he began battiu. wh .a li '.e , Irl wh? was

HAS SEVERAL PA IKS OF atmes for bletitut tinrer. of rtoa aitm. WW give pluce H F 86, tola office. BOOK i . i t 1 building pyitu'alus bl sand. Ills charm of personality had its customary effect, and the child soon slipped her hand into his and walked with him. By and by the little one said she must return to her mother. "Goodby, my dear." said Mr. Holmes, "and when mother asks you where you've been, tell her you've been walking on the beach with Oliver Wendell Holmes." The great name was absolutely unknown to the child, but she recognized a courtesy in the words of her stranger friend and Mas not to be outdone. Ills pleasant bow and smile acquired a quaint gravity as imitated by the child. She replied, "Aud when you go home and they ask you where you've been, tell them you were walking on the beach with Mary Susanna Brown." Bill Inside. Bill Jones, a Louisiana storekeeper, went to New Orleans to buy a stock of goods. They were shipped at once and reached home before he , did. When the boxes were delivered at his store his wife happened to look at the largest. She uttered a loud cry and called for a hammer. A neighbor, heariug the screams, rushed to her assistance and asked what was the matter. The wife, pale and faint, pointed to an inscription on the box, which read as follows: "Bill inside." He Objected. A certain learned professor in New York has a wife and family, but, professorlike, his thoughts are always with his books. One evening his wife, who had been out for some hours, returned to find the house remarkably quiet. She had left the children playing about, but now they were nowhere to be seen. She demanded to be told what had become of them, and the professor explained that a3 they had made a good deal of noise he had put them to bed without waiting for her or calling a maid. " "I hope they gave you no trouble," she said. "No," replied the professor, "with the exception of the one in the cot here. He objected a good deal to my undressing him and putting him to bed." The wife went to inspect the cot. "Why," she exclaimed, "that's little Johnny Green from next door!" Ladles' Home Journal. Prompt Retribution. The following notice was recently found tacked on the door of a local church: "There will be preaching in this house a week from next Wednesday, Providence permitting, aud there will be preaching here whether or no on Monday following upon the subject. He that believetb. and is baptized shall be saved, and he that believeth not shall be damned at 3:30 in the afternoon." Clinton (Mo.) Record. Didn't Know For Sure. Down in New Iberia, La., where Joseph Jeffersou had one of his numerous houses, the actor and ex-President Cleveland were going over the plautation together ad stopped before au old antebellum cabin. A smiling mammy invited them to enter. On the wall of the bare, dark room hung a lithograph picture of Cleveland. "Mammy," said Jefferson, "whose picture is that: "I doan' know fo sho," was the reply, "but I think it's John de BaptlsV KElLEY was rechosen. Will Continue to Head Hibernians of State. At the annual convention of the Ancient Order of Hibernians held at Washington, Ind., William H. Kelley of this city was re-elected state president. Patrick B. Walsh of Terre Haute was elected vice president; J. P. Grace of Kokomo, secretary; and Rev. Father Michael Bryne, of Lafayette, state chaplain. Nell Maud has last a good friend la Jack. Belle Why, have they quarreled? Nell No; they are married. Philadelphia Record. Melissa: The only flour I ever had any luck with lm Gold MedaJ

Members ot All Local Civic Organizations Invited to Attend.

OF MUCH INTEREST TO ALL. BUSINESS MEN AND PRIVATE CITIZENS ALIKE WILL FIND SOMETHING OF PROFIT IN MR. HARRIS'S ADDRESS. Benjamin Johnson. S. E. Swayne and Adam H. Bartel have been appointed by the Commercial club as a committee to receive and entertain the Hon. Addison C. Harris of Indiana-1

polis, who will deliver an address j her home on South Fourth street. Monday evening at the Commercial ; The affair was complimentary to Mrs. club rooms on "The Industrial Future j Omull and Miss Ernia Council of Laof Indiana." Mr. Harris will probab fayette. Indiana. Places wero ar-

ly be entertained while in this city at the home of Mr. Johnson on North Eleventh street. The Commercial club has invited all the members of the South Side Improvement association, the West Richmond Improvement association, the Fairview Civic league, the West Main Street Business Men's association, the Riverdale Improvement association and the Young Men's Business club to attend this meeting. Mr. Harris is today one of Indiana's foremost living citizens and is a native of Wayne county. He has served his country in the capacity of United States minister to Austra-Hungary and he ranks at the head of the legal profession in this state. The address he will deliver here Monday night will be of the greatest interest to business men. He will speak on the commercial future of the state, using Wayne county as an example. He will make interesting comparisons between the commercial conditions fifty years ago and at the present time. Mr. Harris will also show the reason for the decrease of the rural population and the increased population of the towns and cities and will produce convincing arguments to show that before many years Indiana will be the most populas and the greatest iron manufacturing state in the union. Not only is Mr. Harris a reliable authority on the subject on which he will talk Monday night but he is also an eloquent, entertaining speaker. It is quite i : obable that the Commercial club rooms will be crowded with business men. NATIONAL GUARD Indiana Regiments Arrive Ft. Benjamin Harrison And Go Into Camp. at MANEUVER PROGRAM TODAY Indianapolis, Sept. 12. The regiments of the Indiana National guard arrived at Ft. Benjamin Harrison yesterday and went into camp. Since the scenes have been shifted so that Indiana, Illinois and West Virginia troops have taken the place filled bv Ohio thfk strpntrth rpnnrt ro. in ahnt th s inrfi.n. namJ in with about 2.000 soldiers, while IIlinois had 2.3T- and West Virginia LfiOO. As Ohio had about 5,700, the three states together have just a few more than the total number of mil-

itiamen in camp during the first pe- : manuiaciurers m iu onu at u.uriod. More than 200 car3 were unload-' ner 8lven in hls honor at the Reform ed vesterdav at the camn of instrue- Club tonight by Sir Hugh Bell, presi-

tlon, according to an announcement made last night by Maj. George H. Penrose, chief quartermaster. About 100 wagons were used in moving the baggage of the troops, and from all viewpoints yesterday was the busiest day of the maneuver season. In following out the instructions is sued by Brig. Gen. W. H. Carter the troops will commence the maneuver program this afternoon. The exercises wil be in the nature of advance and rear guard attacks by regiments. The Indiana. Illinois and West Virginia national guardsmen will individually carry out the maneuvers today. THE- CITY IN BRIEF Bulk Oysters at Muth's. 5-7t Nicholson's for School Books. ll-2t Oysters served in all styles at Muth's. 5-7t High School Monogram Stationery at Morris & Co's. Henry F. Kamp, teacher of stringed instruments. Harp engagements solicited. Telephone 3129. 9 7t High School Books and School Supplies at Morris & Co's. School Outfits at Nicholson's. ll-2t School Supplies and all kinds of School Books at Barters, 921 Main. Nicholson's for School Supplies. ll-2t Miss Watson of Dresden, Germany, will lecture on Florence, at Parish House, Tuesday, Sept. 15th, eight o'clock. See Nicholson's School Window. ll-2t Miss Ethel Patton of Kansas City, Mo., Voice Culture and coaching. Italian method. 105 S. 15th. Tel. 4212. Full line of School Supplies at Morris & Co's.

Miss Martha Moore of Indianapolis gave an interesting and very instructive lecture to the East Knd aid society of the First Christian church yesterday afternoon. The called session was held at the home of Miss Belie V. Scott on North Fifteenth street. The subject of Miss Moore's address was Things Worth While" and dealt with the science of health. About seventy-five women were present. At the close of the lecture, Miss Moore answered a number of questions relating to the health and care of children. A social time followed. Miss Moore is visiting in this city a few days with relatives and friends. v Mrs. Will Fry pave a prettily ap-

pointed dinner party last evening at ranged at the table for Mr. and Mrs. Will l.oehr and son. Roland, Mis Amie Riggle of Washinptou, D. C, Mrs. Connell, Miss Rea Fulghum, of Washington, D. C; Miss Erraa Connell and Mr. Will Fry. A number of young people enjoyed a hay-ride last evening and drove to the Addleman home, north of the city Music and dancing were enjoyed until a late hour. At the conclusion of the j evening's festivities a luncheon was served. In the party were Misses Jessie Snyder, Myrtle Roberts, Carrie Greene, Minnie Rhoades, Nellie Mo Graw, Anna Mitchell. Rosella Collett and Bessie Roberts; Messrs. John Schattel, Leslie Johnston, Joseph Schattel, Everett Lichtenfels, Robert Elliott, Thomas Brennen, Edward Lichtenfels and Harry Williams. i .S Misses Eva and Elizabeth Phelps entertained at dinner Thursday evening at their home on North Eighteenth street, complimentary to Miss Nora Haffner of Franklin, Tennessee. tH' Miss Marguerite Wilson, who teaches near Cambridge City, is the guest of her parents over Sunday. Invitations have been issued for the marriage of Mr. Fred Ward, son of Mrs. Lulu Downing and Miss Franchon Reed, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Reed of Denver, Colorado. Mr. Ward is a former Richmond man and has a large circle of friends and relatives in this city. The wedding will take pktce Wednesday, September sixteenth, at St. Mark's church. A number of persons in this city have received invitations for the affair, j j .? Miss Ruth Mott has gone to Valparaiso where she will attend Valparaiso University. u V Miss Augusta Mering is the guest of TRUST MAGNATE L T Gary Eulogizes Roosevelt at London Banquet. London, Sept. 12.-Elbert H. Gary chairman of the board of directors of the United States Stel Corporation, eulogized President Roosevelt and sPoke in favor of co-operation and a better understanding among the steel . m it ij . ,11 dent of the Iron and Steel Institute, and the members of the council of the institute. The dinner was a tribute to Mr. Gary's efforts to bring together the steel operators of the world. Men prominent in the industry in England. Germany and France participated. Thirty persons sat down to the dinner. '' among them being Lord Airedale, Lord Glantawe, Sir Weetman Pearson, Sir Robert Hadfield and other well-known English steel men; Baron von Bedenhausen of the Krupp Company and President Schaltenbrand of the German Steel Works, representing Germany, and M. Schneider of the Creusot Company and M. De La Briolle of the Comptior D'Exportation, representing Franee. Among Americans present were Consul General Wynne, C. G. Murty of the United States Steel Corporation and Vivian H. Smith of J. P. Morgan & Co. To Tcli if You'H Get Scasjck. "Going abroaJ :" tzld a tourist agent. "First trip too? Well. I'll tell you how to find out whether you'il get seasick or not. Just stand and look steadil. into a movable mirror. Theu get sotn one to revo've the mirror, first slowly then fast and faster, tinaily very fas; indeed. If all that time you feel the same as usual you are bound to be a good sailor, but if the whirling mirror makes your giddy, headachy, then look out "Young married conples should all try this test before making of their first voyage their honeynioaa. Some of these maritime honeymoons, you know, turn out rather uopoetieai, what with both houeymooners groaning and gasping with seasickness in a stu2y 2 by 4 cabin for five or six days on ends." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Ttiere is no tnedlcino vr- aad at tae mm time so pleasant to take as Dr. Caldweli i Syrup Pepsin, the positive core tar all diseases arisinj from stomach trotiblo. The price is very reaa enable Six: ao-i JlDT!rsn.i.A: If! what vou can do all thr titw; with To?(i Htial Flour that counts. Try it. Ancsla.

friends in this city for a few days. Miss Mering has t.iken apartments in the Blacherne at Indianapolis.

. v .S The Mary F. T.iomas W. C. T. U. will meet Monday afternoon in the dome room of the Morrisson-Reeves library. All n.embers are ursed to be present as the annual election of offi cers will taUe rdaee t tais session. v . W. F. Pagan. T S. Fagan and Mrs. Essie Burgess have returned home af ter a brief visit with their brother. Mr. Brazil Fagan at Peru, Ind. , v Mrs. Gertrude Hoffman, Miss Mabel Hoffman. T. S. Fagan and Paul Hoff man will spend Sundav in Fountain City the guests of Mrs. Ida Strong. 0 . The Dorcas society will meet Mon day afternoon with Mrs. Frank Haner. 1H I South Fourth street. All mem bers are urged to be present. w v Mr. and Mrs. Otto Williams are spending a few weeks in Wisconsin V " Miss Florence Martin and Mr. Will Beck who have been the guests of Mr and Mrs. Christ Smith have refueled to their home in Piqua, Ohio. Mr. Carl. Eggemeyer and Mr. Stan ley Schaefer will leave soon for Bloomington where thay will attend the state university Miss Fay Corwin of New York City was the guest of Miss Rutli McKinney Thursday. Miss Corwin is enroute to Denver, Colo., where she will spend a month visiting with friends and relatives. Upon her return she will be the guest cf Miss McKinney for several days. Miss Mary Woodhurst entertained the members of the Kappa Gamma Epsilon sorority last evening at her home on North Ninth streat. Music and games were the features of the evening. A dainty luncheon was served by the hostess. Miss Myrtle Purdy of Nashville, Tenn.. was the only out of town guest. v Miss Emma Smith of Lincoln, Kanis the house guet of Miss Hilda Sieweke of South Eighth street, 4 Mr. and Mrs. John H. Johnson and children have returned from an outing at Bay View, Mich. J J Mr. and Mrs. Robert Noble of Indianapolis, Mr. and Mrs. Boyd of Missouri were among the out-of-town guests at the Boyd reunion today. It was held at Jackson park. JK J Miss Ruth Frledgen is visiting at Rushvllle. A numer of social functions have been given in her honor. A matinee dance was given Wednesday afternoon for her by several young people of that city. RALPH BROMLEY'S ODDJPfBIEICE Walked Home in Unconscious Condition and Fainted. Ralph Brumley, a tinner, was overcome by heat Thursday afternoon while working on the barn of T. R. Woodhurst on North Ninth street. About 2 o'clock, Brumley told his companions that he felt dizzy and managed to reach the ground safely. He was told to place water on his head. After doing this he became in a semi comatose condition. He managed to walk home in some man ner which he cannot explain, but fell to the floor in a dead faint. He is improving and is able to be out today. CAMPAIGN IS OPENEf Civic League Takes Up County Option at Open Air Meeting Tonight. REV. HOWARD TO SPEAK. Rev. E. G.'Howard will speak from a platform on the court house l?.wn th!evening at 7:30 o'clock on the sub ject "A Forced Fight With the Lkpicr Fee," which is suggestive of characteristic arguments. There is not the least doubt a large audience will bea: him. The meeting is to be held ur der the auspices of the Wayne Count Civic league and the public in genera is cordially invited. More than ordinary interest is being shown by the citizens In the lecture by Rev. Howard. He made a stirring speech just prior to the municipal election two years ago ia which the alleged local republican machine of the time wa3 bitterly attacked. The loneliest people in Europe live ia the extreme north of Sweden. 100 miles from a railway and a day's Journey from their nearest neighbor.

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ciating Spirit of Mission, Board Pays Bill. BILLS WERE APPROVED. CHAUTAUQUA DIRECTORS NOW ARE READY FOR FINAL MEETING PREPARATORY TO SETTLEMENT WITH MANAGER. At the meeting of the board of directors of the Richmond Chautauqua yesterday afternoon it w as decided that the ?10 expended by the North Knd mission in equipping and decorating the float used in th Sunday school parade should be refunded. The move by the directors will undoubtedly meet with favor. The dl-r-ctoi8 believe that by refunding th money that the mission can use it for purposes, it would have used it for, had it not been expended to prepare the float which was one of the best in the parade. The principal purpose of the meeting yesterday was to approve a number of bills so that the financial re port will be ready to be presented to the meeting of the directors next week when James Shaw the manager of the chautauqua is In the city. At this meeting all the business of this season's chautauqua will be brought to a close. Take Up Marshall's Gauntlet And Will Proceed to Beat Drum Harder. THEY SHOW INDIGNATION. Marion, Ind., Sept. 12. Ministers or Marlon are aroused by the reference made to the clergy by Thomas It. Marshall, democratic nominee for governor in his speech at Terre Haute, and have announced that they will make reply to him from their pulpits next Sunday evening. One of the first ministers to express bis Indignation was the Rev. J. Boyd Jones,- pastor of the Christian Tabernacle. The Rev. Mr. Jones is a southern democrat of aggressive type, having come here ony two y tors ago from North Carolina, but he is advocating the election of the republican nominee for governor. In reply to Mr. Marshall's Intlniation that it is not the duty of the preachers "to beat a bass drum in a political procession," the Rev. Mr. Jones said: The minister has every right to vote and also to work for what he believes to be the best for all the people. He says the time has come in Indiana for the ministers of all the churches to pick up the gauntlet thrown down by the Baloon and brewery Interests and line up for the fight which Is now on. He believes that ministers should mix politics and religion to the extent of electing good men to office. lie gives his hearty Indorsement to county local option Cure For Conjugal Jars. When symptoms set iu of an outbreak of conjugal jars, which may happen sometimes In the best regulated family, it is a capital plan for husband or wife to go off on a solitary holiday for a few days to let the clouds blow over. If two persons start Jangling; and getting on one another's nerves an "absence cure works wonders. Both have time for reflection and repentance. So If you and the husband are Irritating one another like '.lid poultices go and stop a week with lends. Don't discuss your grievances rith the hostess. Calm down, forzive ad forget and stay away till you an return In love and kindness. Short pa rations taken at the right moment ould ssve thousands of hot tempered oung couples from drifting to the anks of the "unhappily married. 'hicago nerd-TTerild. Prisoner If you'll only give me time, our worship. Ill reform. Magistrate All right; IU give you !x months to start with. PILES CURED AT HONE DY HEY A3SQRPTI071 UETIIOD. If you suSer from bleeding, itching, blind or protudicg Piles, sead me your address, and I will tell you bow to cere yourself at home by the new absorption treatment; and will also send some of this borne treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. Immediate re-; lief and pennaoett cere assured. Send no money, but tell others of this offer. Write today to Mrs. &X. Summers, Cox P, Horn Danib, lad. Always tbe Latest ia Kosic P. E. WILSON Pbone 2074 Adams Drug Store

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