Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 208, 10 September 1908 — Page 5

TIIE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM- THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1908.

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There is no lOSS of TIME in the getting of what you WANT if you use or read our Classified BARGAINS from day to day. All that is necessary is the writing of brief letters asking for particulars on the things advertised or looking over the many chances in answer to YOUR Want Ad. You or your messenger calls at our office the very same ay your ad appears and get REeULrTS. In two or three days you are satisfied. Our Want Ads are TIME savers. OopyrlcM 1(08, by Oeoi is Matthew Adam)

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THE SCRAP

' Not tha Game. A young woman who haa recently taken charjja of a kindergarten entered a tr-oiley car and as she took her sent smiled plensantly at a gentleman Sitting opposite. lie raised his hat, but I: evMent that he did not know 1:.'.. ' Realising her error, she said In tones audible throughout the entire car: . "Oh, please excuse me! 1 mistook you for the father of two of my children!" She left the car at the next corner. PETITION OF THE PLODDER. Lord, let me not be too content W ith life In trifling service spent. Make mo aspire. When days with petty cares are filled, Let me with floating thought be thrilled Of something higher. Help me to long for mental grace To struggle with the commonplace I dally find. . May little deeds not bring to fruit A crop of little thoughts to suit A shriveled mind. I do not ask for place among Great thinkers who have taught and suns And scorned to bend Under the trifles of the hour. I only would net lose the power .'o comprehend. Independent. Competition With the Almighty. When the first tracks of the Illinois Central railroad were being laid In southern Illinois the snperintendent of construction went one day for a drink of water to a well beside the cabin of an old Kentucky darky, who had found freedom and philosophy on the north side of the Ohio river. The old man was smoking his corncob pipe In the shad of his sycamore tree. "Well. Uncle Sambo," said the railroad builder as he hung up the gourd on the well sweep again, "don't you do any work at all?" "Met Yass, sahr. I work six months every winter on a flatboat on dat river yonder." "Well, I suppose when we get the railroad through you will want to come In with us and get a Job on a flat car." "No, sahr! Ain't nevab goln' to be 'nough work on your railroad to keep no man busy six months In the yah. Can't yo see dat river yonder, flowln, flowln'? Lord he made dat river to floajt thi?.r3 down,. ci- asJcter jilntt-iM Terre Haute, Indianapolis & Eastern Traction Co. Eastern Division iTlme Table Effective Oct. 27, 1907.) Trains leave Richmond t c Indianapolis and Intermediate stations at 6:00 a. m., "7:25, 8:w0. 9:25, 10:00, 11:00. 12:00, 1:00, 2:25. 3:00. 4:00. 5:25. 6:00, 7:30, 8:40. 3:00. 10:00, 11:10. Limited trains. Last car to Indianapolis, 8:40 p. m. Last car to New Castle, 10:00 p. m. Trains connect at Indianapolis for Lafayette, Frankfort, Crawfordsvllle. Terre Haute, Clinton, Sullivan, Paris (Ills.) Tickets sold through. .anv a. Always the Latest in Music P. E. WILSON I Auama aruj aiore

Public Schools ARE ABOUT TO OPEN ,

If your child's eyes are defective they will not be equal to the task of a year of hard study. Perfect vision does not always mean perfect eyes. His vision may be perfect but the nervous system may suffer In consequence. If your child is nervous or suffers from frequent headaches, the eyes may be at fault Have them carefully examined. MISS C M SWEITZER, Optometrist. LICENSED BY STATE EXAMINATION. Aldina Bldg., Z7yz Main Street

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4 use buliuiif a railroad to enter competition with de Almighty." Into Polite James. "James, I wish you would not come to school with such dirty hands. What would you say If I came to school with soiled hands?" "I wouldn't say anything," was the prompt reply. "I'd be too polite." An Evidence of Good Training. When young Meagles took the train for Harvard his father said: "As soon as you find out let me know If you have passed your entrance examinations." Two days later, in the midst of making a heavy deal, he received the following telegram: "Yes. J. Meagles, Jr." Somewhat preoccupied and puzzled, he telegraphed back: "Yes, what?" The well trained son wired back: "Yes, sir." i A Safe Remedy. His sleep had been disturbed nightly by the howling on his own back fence f his neighbor's cat At last in despair he consulted his lawyer. "There sits the cat every - night on our fence," he explained, "and he yowls and yowls and yowls. . Now, I dont want to have any trouble with this neighbor, and I want you to suggest a remedy. I am well within my rights If I shoot the cat, am I not?" "I would hardly say that." replied the legal light "The cat does not belong to you, as I understand it" "No." "And the fence does?" "Yes." '"Then I think It safe to say that you have a perfect right to tear down the fence." Llpplncott's. Before He Ran For President. "When I was in congress," said William Jennings Bryan, "I was asked to speak In Ohio In one of the campaigns. I went out loaded with a long address. The meeting was a big one. I was fourth on the list of speakers. The chairman looked me over as the third man was finishing. Apparently he was in doubt about something, for he tiptoed over to my chair and asked in a whisper, 'Excuse me, Mr. Bryan, but do you speak or sing? " Train the Faoulties. Nikola Tesla was talking about his student days at Prague. "I remember well." he said, "an old professor of great originality and acumen. This professor insisted on the value of a free use of the perceptive faculties and was always pointing out the need for this use in strange ways. "One day on arising to lecture he began: " 'Gentlemen, you do not use your faculties of observation as you should.' "He laid on the table before him a pot filled with some vile smelling chemical compound a thick browu stuff. " 'When I was a student. he went on. 'I did not fear to nee my sense of taste.' "He dipped his finger deep into the ot and then stuck bis finger In hit mouth. "Taste it gentlemen; taste it' he said, smiling grimly. "The evil pot passed around the class, and one after another we dipped our fingers In It and then sucked them clean. The taste of the thick" brown co.rosout'1 v;a . brrtf;?. "We. maJe 1

BOOK wry face's a"nd" spluttered. The pi-0 f essor watched us with a grim smile. "When the pot was finally returned to him his thin lips parted, and be gave a dry chuckle. " 'I must repeat, gentlemen,' he said, 'that you do not use your faculties of observation. If you had looked more closely at me you would have observed that the finger I put In my mouth was not the one I dipped into the pot" Baltimore Herald. Vicarious Punishment. A mother brought her little boy to school for his first time and said to the teacher: "This little boy is very delicate, as be Is afther a fit of harmooya on the loongs, but If he does anything bould and I know he will bate the wan next to him, an' 'twill frighten him." A Record Breaker. A clergyman one Sunday morning was exhorting those who had troubled consciences to be sure and call on their pastor for guidance and prayer. "To show you. my brethren, the blessed results of these visits with your pastor," said he, "I will state to you that only yesterday a gentleman of wealth called upon me tor counsel and instruction, and now, today, my friends today he sits among us, not only a Christian, but a happy husband and father." A young lady in the audience whispered to a matron, "Wasn't that pretty quick work?'VLadles Home Journal. A Faroioal Vengeance. A magazine editor was congratulating Bichard Harding Davis on the success of his farces. "You handle the farce," said the edi tor, "as skillfully as you used to handle i seeing everything In a farcical light. Could you treat farcically the situation of a wife's elopement with her husband's friend? Would you get any fun out of a situation so grimly sad and horrible as that?" Mr. Davis laughed. "One of the principals in just such a situation," be said, "got a good deal of fun out of it I allude to the deserted husband. He got fun and a terrible revenge as well. This deserted husband sent the aforesaid best friend a packet and the following letter: " 'Dear Sir Please hand the inclosed set of false teeth to my late wife and ask her to be so good as to return my father's, which, in the hurry of the moment, she took by mistake.' " Making Home Attractive. A district visitor In the slums of London asked the wife of a notorious drinker why she did not keep her husband from the public house. "Why don't you make your home look more attractive?" she asked. "I'm sure I've tried 'ard to make it 'omelike, ma'am," was the reply. "I've took up the parlor carpet and sprinkled sawdust on the floor and put a beer barrel in the corner, but lor ma'am, it ain't made a bit of difference r Where Johnny Put the "G." A teacher in a New England school had found great difficulty in training her pupils to pronounce final "g." One day when a small boy was reading he came to a sentence that he pronounced as follows: "What a good time I am havin'r "No, Johnny." interrupted the teacher, "you made a mistake. Don't you remember what I've been telling you? Try that last sentence again." Johnny reread as before. "What a good time I am havinT' "No. no." said the teacher a little Impatiently. "Don't you know all I've told you about pronouncing the g?" Johnny's face lightened, and he began again confidently, "Gee. what a good time I am havinT Everybody's. Easily Satisfied. Shaughnessy, hearing that the bank in which he kept his savings had failed, rushed around with his bankbook and demanded his money. The teller began to count it out "Oh. ye've got it have ye?" said Shaughnessy. with a sigh of relief. "Rape it then. Ol don't want It as long as ye have tt."

SOCIAL NEWS8 To Reach the Society Editor. Cap Home Phone 1121, or Bell Phone 21 I

The Epworth League of the First M. E. church gave a very successful entertainment last evening at the home of Miss Maude Buckingham, 114 North Nineteenth street. A large tent had been placed on the lawn In which the reading and pantomime were given. Rev. R. J. Wade read the poem "Enoch Arden," which the pantomime illustrated. Miss Ella Luring -was the piano accompanist. The following was the cast of characters: Enoch Arden .. .". .. ..Leroy Heater Anna Lee Miss Bessie Llntner Miriam Lee.. Miss Maude Buckingham Philip Lee Mr. Ancil Elliott Son and daughter Mr. Dale Barnum, Mis Eva Brooks About one hundred people witnessed the affair. Music was furnished by a quartet composed of Messrs. Raymond Wehrlj, J. L. Carver, Charles Cox and Reed. After the play refreshments were served. It Is very probable that the affair will be repeated some time in the near future. JS $8 Miss Edna Johnson will give a card party Monday afternoon, September Fourteenth, at her home on East Main street. The affair will be in honor of visiting guests. J J J Mr. and Mrs. C. T. Hard of Long Beach, California, are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. William Romey of South Twelfth street. J Jt J Miss May Zwissler gave a dinner party last evening at her home on South Tenth street for her house guest. Miss Marie Bergnan of Kokomo. Fall flowers were used in the decorating scheme. Places were arranged at the table for Misses Leona Buenlng, Clara' Nlchter, Minnie Nichter, Marguerite Engelbert, Rea Fulghum and Anna Riggles of Washington, D. C; Marie Bergnan and Mrs. Fred Foley. Miss Elizabeth Hasemeler gave a lawn party Tuesday evening for Miss Edna Wrinkleman of Cincinnati. The lawn was lighted with Japanese lanterns. Music and games were features of the evening. Luncheon was served. The guests were: Misses Lena Welsbrod, Hilda Miller, Alice Kamp, Alice Hawekotte, Elsie Thomas, Flora Weisbrod, Edna Winkleman, Marie JRunge and Marguerite Hasemeler;" Messrs. Oliver Steinkamp, Frank Kienker, Walter Knollenberg, Robert Wiechman, Howard Miller, George Thomas, Richard Bartel, Henry Rausch, Clarence Balzer and Wilbur Hasemeler. $8 An interesting and attractive exhibit is the one which is being held at the Morrisson-Reeves library by Miss Overbeck's class in design. The exhibit is not large but nevertheless should be visited by all who are interested in the work. Not all the members of the class have work on display as it was a matter of individual decision. The following are represented in the exhibit: Miss Bessie Whltridge, Miss Katherlne Rettig, Mrs. J. E. Cathell, Master Blair Converse, Mrs. Elmer Eggemeyer, Mrs. James Morrisson, Mrs. LeRoy Mansfield, Miss Potter, Miss Clara Newman, Mrs. A. B. Commons, Master Willard Kaufman, and Miss Constance Bell. All the work on display Is known as "free hand," simple com position being the basis of study In the beginning. Mrs. Eggemeyer and Miss Rettig show the largest and most variety in design. Mrs. Eggemeyer has several landscapes In water color and charcoal, designs in stencil work In hangings and in china. The public Is cordially invited to visit the exhibit any time today. Mrs. A D. Gayle has returned from an extended visit with relatives and friends at Mayet ille, Ky. J J J The following young people formed a picnic party at Glen Miller last evening: Misses Marie Brown, Helen Feeger. Iva Russell, Grace Kelly and Nellie Buhl; Messrs. Raymond Wickemeyer, Louis Duning. Claude Harris, Charles Buhl, Fred Bayer and Fred Rossiter. j j js Mrs. B. F. Harris and children Windsor, Benjamin and Esther Adele are the guests of Mrs. W. A. Cra:p at Williamsburg. Jl J & Miss Lova and Master Richard Mansfield have returned from a visit with their grandmother at Boston, Indiana. J J The wedding of Miss Mary Denzelman and Mr. uwignt Aortn, or iuton will take place Wednesday, Sep tember 24. . J Mrs. A. M. Runnels, Mrs. D. B. Medearis and daughter Ruth went to Indianapolis today. They were accompanied by Miss Bertha Ruby who has been visiting in this city. jl Jl Jl Mrs. William Hamilton will entertain Friday evening at her home on South Sixth street complimentary to Miss Mae Kuhn of Hamilton, Ohio. JB J J Mrs. Otto Helns has gone to Denver, Colo., for an extended visit with her mother. JC Jt Jt The Epworth League of the Grace M. E. church at a business meeting last evening elected the following officers to fill unexpired terms: Third vice-president Miss Mary Likins. Fourth vice-president Mrs. Frank Page. Treasurer Miss Lillian Yost. After the business session a light luncheon was served by a committee social time followed. The hours

were spent at charades, pantomiaes and guessing contests. The next social will be held October 7. J J & Miss Elizabeth Wigmore will entertain this evening In honor of Miss Mae Kuhn of Hamilton, Ohio. Jt Jl Jl Miss Mae Kuhn of Hamilton. Ohio, is the guest of Mrs. William Hamilton of South Sixth street. J Jl Miss Minnie Wigmore entertained a few friends In honor of her eleventh birthday anniversary yesterday afternoon at her home, 808 South Eighth street. Games and music were features of the afternoon's amusements. Later in the afternoon Ices and cake were served by the charming little

hostess. She received several very pretty gifts. Those present were J Misses Anna Snyder, Edna Von Pein, Caroline Smitle, Angeline Mullenix Elsa Von Pein. Irene. Nellie and William Wigmore, Mrs. William Hamilton and Miss Mae Kuhn, of Hamilton, Ohio. fjC Miss Myrtle Purdy of Nashville, Tennessee, was the guest of honor at a party given yesterday afternoon by Miss Alice Newman at her home on North Sixteenth street. The hours were spent at games and music. Luncheon was served. The guests were Misses Donna Parke, Naomi Huber, Julia Taylor, Marian Piper, Mary Hyde, Eleanor Piper, Maude Reynolds, Mary Gluys, Cora Reynolds, Maria Francisco and Edna Hoover. e The Woman's Foreign Missionary society of the Whitewater quarterly meeting met yesterday afternoon at the South Eighth Street Friends' church. T1.Y was the regular time for the election of officers. Mrs. Samuel Dickinson presided at the meeting and a short program was given before the business session was held. Several papers were read followed- by a vocal selection rendered by Mrs. Clarence Hadley and several piano numbers by Miss Ruth Hadley. The officers elected at the business session are: President Mrs. Mattie King. Vice-president Mrs. Charles Marvel Secretary Mrs. W. O. Mendenhall. Treasurer Mrs, Erie Reynolds, jl Jl jl Mrs. W. S. Keelor was hostess for a meeting of the East End aid society yesterday afternoon at her home on North Nineteenth street. The usual business matters were attended to. Arrangements were made for a social to be held Wednesday, September sixteenth at the home of Miss Belle V. Scott, 110 North Fifteenth street. Friday, September eleventh, a lecture will be given at the home of Miss Scott, subject, "Things Worth While," all members and friends invited to attend. J8 J Jl The Central Aid society of the First Christian church met yesterday afternoon in the church parlors. Numerous business matters were transacted. It wa3 decided to hold a market a week from Saturday. "A dairy lunch" will be served by the society some time during the Fall Festival. The organization will meet again in two weeks. Jl Jl Ji The Woman's organization of the uapust cnurcn was entertained in a delightful manner yesterday afternoon by Mrs. G. W. Mitchell at her home. north of town. Twenty-six members were present. The subject for the afternoon was "Home Missions." Mrs. L. A. Mote conducted the devotional exercises. The next meeting will be held the first Wednesday in October, fci ajt A card party and musical was given yesterday afternoon by Miss Mildred Schalk at her home on North Eigh teenth street for Miss Carolyn Hutton Cards were played at four tables. Miss Norma Runge and Miss Ruth KInsey were awarded the prizes. After the game an informal musical program was was given by Miss Lucile Townsend. Miss Ruth Peltz and Miss Lucile Turner. The guests were Misses Cora Kirby, Arllne Shreeve, Elizabeth Townsend, Josephine Richardson of Carmel, Ind., Marguerite Downing of Chicago. Norma Runge. Edith Moore, Anne Dilks, Marguerite Hasemeler, Eleanor Shute, Sarah Addington, Deborah Shute, Edith Pinnick, Dorothy Rush, Aisle French, Marguerite Rush, Abbie Schaefer, Lucile Turner, Lucile Townsend, Ruth Peltz, Ruth KInsey, Inez Coale and Martha Scott jr e8 The Dorcas society will hold its first meeting of the season Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Frank Haner on South Fourth street All members are invited to attend. The Pythian social will meet tomorow afternoon at two o'clock at the Pythian temple. Jl Jl Mr. Allen D. Hole of this city and Miss Mary Doan of Westfleld, were quietly marrieid yesterday in the Friends' meeting house at Westfleld. Mr. Hole is secretary of Earlham college. Miss Doan is a graduate of Earlham. Mr. and Mrs. Hole will reside in this city. Mr. Allen Jay, Mrs. Isabella Hole and Miss Hole attended the wedding. Jt Jl The Home and Foreign Missionary society of the First English Lutheran church met yesterday afternoon with Mrs. William Romey at her home on South Twelfth street Mrs. William Morrey was the leader of the afternoon. The devotional exercises Included a song service followed by sentence prayers. A musical program was given. Mrs. W. H. Romey and Miss Ella Minter gave two vocal duets. Mrs. W. H. Bartel read a paper 'on "Old World Ways," which concluded the literary program. A business ses

sion followed. The officers elected are: President Mrs. Lee B. Nusbaum. Vice-President, Mrs. Anna Heltbrlnk. Secretary. Miss Sarah Swain. Treasurer. Mrs. George Mashmeyer. Mite Box Secretary, "Mrs. Fred Lahrman. Refreshments were served and tha meeting was turned into a social affair. . Ji jl Mrs. A. W. Hempleman was hostess

for a business nreeting of the Worn- j an's Foreign Missionary society of the j Grace M. E. church yesterday fter noon at her home on East Main street This session marked the close of the fiscal year. Officers were elected and mite boxes opened. The announcement that all financial obligations had been fully met was most gratifying to the members. The following officers will serve for the ensuing year: President Mrs. T. M. Guild. First vice-president Mrs. Francis Kelley. Second vice-president Mrs. W. M. Nelson. Recording secretary Mrs. Alden Mote. Corresponding secretary Mrs. F. F. Mite box secretary Mrs. Henry Townsend. Treasurer Mrs. George H. Hill. Mrs. Alden Mote was elected as del egate to - the branch meeting to be held In Danville, 111., from October 14 to 16. After the business session a social hour followed. Refreshments were served. . Mr. Hempleman recited In his inimitable style "On the Rappahannock." The next meeting will be held with Mrs. Horace Kramer, North Seventeenth street. Is Your Kitchen Clean? Greasy floors and oilcloths can only be cleaned properly by the use of pure soap. The cheap yellow kind which Is filled with rosin, only makes a scum over the dirt. Easy Task Is different because it Is made from borax, cocoanut oil and tallow. It dissolves the dirt and leaves everything sweet, and it costs 5c. WILEY HADE GOOD Provided Feast for Bethel Sunday School for Record Breaking Attendance. PLENTY TO EAT ON HAND. Bethel, Ind., Sept 10. For some time past, C. E. Wiley, superintendent of the Sunday school has had an ambition to raise the attendance of the school to 100 or more. Recently Bro. Wiley promised the school that if the desired attendance was secured he would give a festival and that he would pay all the expense connected therewith. Sunday, August 2, was made a red letter day and by the united efforts of those interested in the Sunday school the attendance on this day was 124, the largest in the history of the Bethel Sunday school. It then remained for Supt. Wiley to make good his promise, and Saturday evening, Sept. 5, was selected as the date for the festival, which was held on the lawn at his home. Watermelon, Ice cream, cake and lemonade were served to about 150 guests. It was an occasion long to be remembered and the Sunday school in extending to Supt Wiley a vote of thanks for his hospitality reflected the sentiment of everyone present Too ' .Sudden." "Before I consent to let you nave my daughter," said the square jawed captain of industry, "I want you to answer a question. What would you do If I were to give you half a million?" After the coroner had viewed the remains and decided that death was due to heart failure, caused by a sudden shock, the old man lit another cigar and murmured, "That's worth trying again some time."

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the republican party say it is in favor of county local option If Its own representatives vote down the county local option bill? The only consistent position to take is this vote for the bill pass It There Is no real emergency requiring the act to take immediate effect. Pass It without an emergency clause. Provide for the local option elections at a time after the next session of the general assembly. If the democrats elect a majority of the next legislature, they may repeal the law before It goes Into effect and before the expense of the county elections has ben incurred. But the passage of such a law will b the fullest guaranty (and it will b the only guaranty) that tlie republicans mean what they say. As to Judge Barnard. There Is another local question ot quite as great Importance as any state issue and that Is. the election of a representative to congress from the Sixth district The election of Mr. Taft as President will be only half a victory if he is not to have the cooperation of a republican congress, loyal and devoted to the policies of Mr. Roosevelt and to those announced in Taft's speech of acceptance. We want to be sure therefore that wo are to have a candidate who is in thorough sympathy with the Roosevelt policies. A gentleman of high character has been fairly nominated after a spirited contest in the republican convention at Shelbyville and there is no reason why any republican should fail to support him unless he Is an anti-Roosevelt man. I have not, myself, at any time felt that suspicion. -but it is fair that the question should be set at rest forever explicitly and in a public manner. Mr. Barnard has already expressed his general concurrence in Roosevelt's policies. So popular is President Roosevelt In this county that nearly everybody, even our democratic friends, desire to be considered as Roosevelt men and I understand that Mr. Kuhn, the' democratic candidate, has contemplated giving assurance to our people that the Roosevelt policies will have his support What Is needed Is a republican congress and a republican congress which Is heartily devoted to the measures' of Roosevelt and Taft That and that alone, means harmony, efficiency, success. Therefore I recommend all who believe in the policies of Roosevelt, not only to vote for Taft but to vote for Judge Barnard, who as the representative of our Sixth district will support these policies by every means In his power. Diving For a Locomotive. Sometimes a diversion in the i customary work of recovering sunken property would occur. It was a locomotive on one occasion. She had attempted to cross a trestle and bad toppled over In thirty feet of water bottomed by mud. "Get her up?" said Captain Scott "Certainly. Wbere'll X put her?" . "Back on the rails." said the man ager., with a laugh at the Impossibility of the task, "All right. She'll be there In the morn in'." And she was. It was but the work of half a day for Captain Scott to rig up a pair of sneer poles, drop beside her la his diving dress, pasa some heavy chains under the boiler and between her axles, hook a block Into a ring, take a turn on 'a hoisting engine aboard his wrecking tug. open a steam cylinder, and op aha came. To lower her gently to the rails and -wash her clean of the mud with a nozzle attached to the hose of his steam pump was the last service. There." he said when she was scrubbed clean. "Now git a fire under her and pull her out She's In my way." F. flopklnson Smltfc la Everybody's. She What's the difference between a dimple and a wrinkle? HeOh. about thirty or forty year London Mail. me Grows Hair and we can PROVE IT! DANDERIN'E i to the fcair what fresh ahowvrs of raio and unsbioc are to vegetation. It goes right to the roots, invigorate mad strengthens them. Its exhilarating, stimulating aaj life-producing properties causa the hair to grow abundantly long, strong and beautiful. It at ones imparts a sparkling brilliancy an4 vel vety softness to the hair, and a few weeks' use will cause new hair to sprout all over the scalp. Use it every day for a short time, after which two or three times a week will be sufficient to complete whatever growth yoa desire. A taoV traaa St. Paal wtin ia lutilmi. as tnFmmt "Whea I betas oatns Daaeertae my hetr would Botccune to mr houlderiasa sow it la away bciow my sipa." AaotW tnm Ncwarfc. N. J. I beTe heea e!nc Iao!er!ne recqlarfy. Wbeal ant atarte4 to am It I bad rery little batr.aow I baTatba moMheaotlfofioajr aad Utie hair aayose would waat to bare." NOW at all druggist in three alzes 25c, 50c and $1.00 per bottle Danderine enjoys a greater sals than any other one reparation regareUess of kind or brand, and it has a much greater ea! thaa all of the other hair preparations ia ths world combined. FRFF To sfaow how Quickly sets, we will send a lam pie free by retarn mail to anyone who senna uus tree coupon lr tse nowiTos uimnE CO, ciiciu, vx. with tneir name an4 address sad 10c ia silver or stamps to pay postacc.