Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 201, 3 September 1908 — Page 4

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REPUBLICAN TICKET. NATIONAL TICKET. For President WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT of Ohio. For Vice-President JAMES S. SHERMAN of New York. STATE. , Governor JAMES E. WATSON. Lieutenant Governor FREMONT C. GOODWINS. Secretary of 8tate FRED A. SIMS. Auditor of State JOHN C. BILLHEIMER. Treasurer ot State OSOAR HADLEY. Attorney General JAMES BINGHAM. State Superintendent LAWRENCE McTURNAN. State Statistician J. L. PEETZ. i Jndge ot Supreme Court QUTNCY A. MYERS, fudge of Appellate Court DAVID MYERS. -peTter of Supreme Court GEORGE W. SELF. DISTRICT. Congress WILLIAM O: BARNARD. COUNTY. Joint Representative ALONZO M. GARDNER. Repre sentati ve WALTER S. RATLIFF. Circuit Judge HENRY C. FOX. Prosecuting Attorney pHAS. L. LADD. Treasurer ALBERT ALBERTSON. Sheriff LINUS P. MEREDITH. Coroner DR. A. L. BRAMKAMP. Surveyor ROBERT A. HOWARD. Recorder WILL J. ROBBINS. Commissioner Eastern Dlst. HOMER FARLOW. -Commissioner Middle Dlst. BARNEY H. LINDERMAN. Commissioner Western Dlst. ROBERT N. BEESON. WAYNE TOWNSHIP. Trustee JAMES H. HOWARTH. Assessor CHARLES E. POTTER. START HERE. The suggestion of the Rev. David HwrUngton- to establish an employment bureau for the unemployed of New York, has many points of inter est. The first Question which will arise will be have we or have we not em ployment to give these men? There is some reason to think not. A man who has the rental of many houses in this city said: "There are men out of work men who have been steady and faithful tenants of mine for years some of these men are behind on thei rent. These men are good men. The dullness lu business pending the presl dentlal election Is one reason for the condition." What need to find employment for the people in New York City when we have as good or even better men here, men who have patronized our merchants, men who ordinarily have employment in our midst Is that fair deal? Charity begins at home or should at any rate. Though we would not class employment as charity, we do think an employment bureau such as Mr. Huntington suggests would better concern itself with the men who are already here then if the supply gives out, that is the time to import men from the great cities. Many of the unemployed in the great cities, especially in New York, are men who are totally unfitted both by physique, training and inclination for farm work and the very fact that some - of them may be, as Mr. Huntington says, "experienced gardeners trained in the old country," is not convincing. If Mr. Huntington will stop to consider he will recognize the Justice of the statement we advance when we say that farming is on the extensive plan fcre which necessitates a know!

edge of machinery" rather , than the gardening system on the "' intensive plan in Europe. If, as we hope is the case or soon will be, the men in Richmond are all employed, and the farmers of the county then want men, then Is the time for-' Sr.''' Huntington's scheme. But if as we tire sure is the case, Mr. Huntington is sincerely trying to better and help his fellow man then we respectfully suggest to him to start a little nearer home. Mr. Huntington can find Just as worthy cases in Richmond "minus the cost of transportation." He can do good great good if he goes about it in the right way. The oppor tunity is here. The community owes its primal debt to its own citizens to aliens afterward.

THE REAL ISSUE. The real issue in Indiana as everyone knows, is the issue of county option The measure, as designed by the republican party, is one which will give the people the chance to heve exactly what they want in their own locality. It is a temperance measure inasmuch as it will give the people the chance to decide for themselves. And as many people have failed to recognize the lo cality which is In a wet county under the local option of the county system, will still have the benefits of the remonstrance. The remonstrance is not enough. It is a powerful weapon in cases which have become excessively obnoxious, but it is a measure for extraordinary occasions. It is a failure often because men fear to sign a remonstrance lest they fall In ill favor with the brewery combine. Thus it is that the county option is a measure for the ordinary case. The voter in the booth is anonymous and thus immune from the pulling of wires. "No one can tell what a man can do when he is in the Australian ballot booth." And it is on account of the very ability of the people to decide for themselves by this measure, that the Brewery Combine fear and dred and fight it. They fight it with force with cleverness and guile. But to any thinking man the real reason they oppose it is because they can not control it nor throttle it nor buy it. In the face of this we dare say that many honest, well purposed men will vote the prohibition ticket. It Is a vote thrown away. The prohibition party can not win in this state and few, if any, of the prohibitionists think so. If the prohibitionists wish to secure to the people of this state a bet ter condition of affairs, they ought to vote the republican ticket. All the heavy artillery, the gatling guns of the brewery people is brought to bear against the republican ticket, because it has espoused the cause of common decency and represents the will of the people. Can the prohibitionist afford to stay out in what is bound to be a close election? Unless they want to aid the Brewery interests, indirectly, they must and should support the entire republican ticket. Whatever may be the guise of the attack on a republican candidate this year, somewhere, far away, the strings which are working that attack lead straight to the offices of Crawford Fairbanks and Albert Lieber. A vote for the republican ticket is a vote for the cause of temperance. The prohibition vote can turn the scale for that cause will it do It? RESUME PRAYER MEETINGS. Midweek prayer meetings will be resumed this evening in the Grace M. E. church. Cultivate Your Power. Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work thall be no miracle. But you shall be a miracle. Every day you shall wonder at yourself, at the richness of life which has come In you by the grace of God. Phillips Brooks. Faded. Tess - Yes. she said her husband married her for her beauty. What do you think of that? Jess Well. I think her husband must feel like a widower now. Philadelphia Press. His Idea.. Tired Tatters I wlshi I had money enuff f patent a Idee ot mine. Weary Walker Wot's de idee?' Tired Tatters A noomatle tire fer perllce clubs. Chicago News. The millennium will be a time when people carry out their good intentions Puck. tj. The centenarian is a u.an who ha mistaken quantity fo- quality. Th centenarian's li.'e is not always life e all. It Is some imes no mre than s bad habit. They live longest who liv least London Tatler. Guessed It the First Time. "Pa," said little Willie, who had beeu reading a treatise on phrenology, "wha1 Is a bump of destructlveness?" "Why er a railroad collision, I suppose." Philadelphia Ledger. From tbe Cnnrtroom. Judge Rals" your h-.ni ta take tht oath. (The witness puts ur the lefl cue). Judge Not that one. Witness Which one? Lustige Blatter.

ATTRACTIONS AT SPIRITUALIST CAMP Mediums, Slate Writers and Musicians to Help.

The state meeting of the Indiana association of spiritualists closed at Chesterfield last Sunday, and the first annual meeting of the spiritualists of Eastern Indiana will be held at Jackson's park Sept. 4, o and G. The most notable speakers and test mediums, who have been at Chesterfield, will attend this meeting and dally at. 2:30 and S o'clock p. m., will give free tests on the etage. Auiong the new additions to the already large list of mediums to be present, may be mentioned Mrs. Anna Thronson, a test medium and speaker of national reputation. Mrs. Ruddick, the world s greatest slate writing medium, Mr. French, a trance speaker oi note, and E. H. Thronson, the fine solo singer, will appear at each meeting. The public in general is Invited to attend these meetings as the association is holding these meetings for the purpose of gaining new members and by giving free tests they hope to interest many in their work. GIVING HOUSE PARTY. Cambridge City, Ind., Sept. 3. M:s.Alice McCaffrey is ente.taining a ivm. ber of her young friends at a housr party at her summer home east of the city. Among the number are Miss-? Ruth Bertsch, Gertrude Graver, Liilia..Wright, Sarah Oliver, Susie Freeira" BIsther Strawn, Hazel Shelton, Nevi Hazelton, Nina Harrison. alo::g l.:: (Continued From Page One.) bearing the word, "iiihiois" marking the platoons at the left. The Pennsylvanians, with their emblematic squirrel tails in their caps, paraded in white at the heels of a band uniformed in red. Mitchell Was a Hero. With the small delegation from Ar- . ansas marched Michael Mitchell, who true to his promise, sustained himself with the honor of carrying the department flag, leaving his cane at his hotel. Mitchell's right foot was frozen campaigning against the Ute Indians, and his other one was cut by a rifle ball In the Civil War. Ordinarily he walks with the assistance of a heavy cane. The Texans, some forty of whom were in line, attracted marked attention by a seven-foot spread of steer's horns carried by Colonel Dexter Wagner. West Virginia, with 200 in the column, made her presence particularly felt by th activities of Joe Trax. Trax, with the assistance of his comrades, dragged his unique "Custer" cannon through the parade, firing it repeatedly. Trax was General Custer's orderly in West Virginia. The men of Cusier's command in the parad, were easily distinguishable by the streaming red ties which they wore. It. is related by T.Ir. Trax that when marching up Pennsylvania avenue, after the war, Mrs. Elizabeth Custer, wife of the general, threw a long piece of red flannel at her husband's command, the same being caught by Mr. Trax. It was torn up on the spot and made into neckties by the men. and has since been their distinguishing mark at encampments and reunions. Some 15 of these ties were visible in today's parade. The flag of the department of Washington was carried by Joseph Dickerson. Dickerson, after four men had been shot from it under the flag at Antietam. seized it himself and was promoted on the field to a captaincy for bravery. His shoulder straps were sewed on by President Lincoln. G. H. Boardman, commander of the department of Washington and Alaska, explained the pride of his being at the head of his command by staging that the Maine reunion, originally set for September 1, had been postponed until the 10th that he might be present among his old comrades, as he enlisted from that state A Martyr. The politician had been charged wlt perjury. "What's that?" he asked languidly. "Swearing to a falsehood." "Why. any chump could swear to the truth." exclaimed the politician. "I'm the victim of professional jealousy, that's what." be added, with manifest indignation. Philadelphia Ledger. Consolation. "Pa," boohoo(d the chastised son "If I had let Willie Simmonds lick me Instead of me licking him. would you're whipped me Just the same?" "VPs; but remember that in such ? case you would be getting two licking? in place of one!" Judge. The Height of Hospitality. Hewitt I suppose that when yout uncle comes to New York you will see that be Isi properly entertained? Jew ett Yes; be sua!! have everything tha. his money will buy. Puck. A Distinction of Terms. "Did you say he was a crafty poli ticlan?" "No." answered Senator Sorghum "not crafty, merely grafty." Washington Star. Some men earn money. ' Other make money Others (ret money. Galveston New There ia bo medicine s ata and at tbe same .Hrne so pleasant to tke as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, the positive care tar all diseases arising from stomach tremble. The price la Wty reaa

There Is No Physiological Reason

For Death. THE BODY IS SELF RENEWING Perfect Diet and Mode of Living Would Insure Exact Balance Between Bodily Waste and Renewal and Would Mean Physical Immortality. y "The last enemy that shall- I destroyed Is death," t.ald the Scriptures, jet if some man attempted seriously to reassert this ancient truth today we would look upou hiui as a mad prophet Indeed. Yet the time will come when men will be able to beileve this promise of the Bible, although they may never see it literally fulfilled. I)eutb soluo day will be acknowledged to be as unnatural iu the ecououiy of the creative plant ns are sin and suffering. But whether or not in Koine luilU-uuiutu periol mortal man will Ijo able to forego the gross pioccs of physical dissolution in becoming a spiritual body Is a purely metaphysical question that dees not enter here. What does interest us ia the question, occupying the greatest scientific minds today, whether the l od.v ui m;c'.i cannot be retained in perfect con di'.iou lixlethiiU'Jy William A Hammond, one of tho great authorities, answers It by saying, "'ilu-re l.-i no pliysio.'ogical reason by n.;:n shou'. 1 die." Thomas .1 Allen. M. A.. LL D.. writing l:i a similar strain, pays: "The hur.iau body Is not like a machine which must wt-ar out by constant disintegration, for it is self renewing- It is a simple, scientific fact that -re get an entirely new body every few years, estimated at from three to revea Every day is a birthday, for the process of waste and renewal never ceases. Perfect balance betwen elimination and renewal would avoid permanent waste " Thorp is co doubt that when we beconip more enlightened and understand perfectly tho laws that govern and determine oar physical liven and when we conform to these religiously life will be immeasurably prolonged. The decaj of the body s evidenced In old ago Is unnatural. The aesthetic within us recoils lu merely contemplating its approach. We feel that there must be something self perpetrative lii the change when the strong color In a . healthy man and the fresh beauty in a pure woman take their departure, when the bloom on the cheeks fade, when the brilliant light within the eyes grows dim and the full, red lips become . pale nnd fallen. ' Medical science has pointed out the physiological cause of these conditions. Trobably the time will come when it will be able to point out the manner of avoiding them. We know that the body grows old because of the existence of an Imperfect balance between the waste which the ' body accumulates and the amount It is able to throw off. During youth the balance is perfect, because the body his more than Its normal vitality and strength to throw of the waste matter, but ns we grow older this perfect bal- j nuce becomes destroyed from -ause i or another. The strength that should go to eliminating Impurities from the body Is not luiyhnnded, but rather squandered In different ways. Then, too, we eat and. drin'i those things that cause excessive wr.ste. An Impure diet composed of foods containing uric acid, such as meat, or of drinks containing poisons, su'jb as tea and coffee, taxes the eltminatlve powers, and when the time come- when these give way a state of Imperfect elimination has set In, and the wastes iu part are deposited in the system, Ecttiing in the arteries and Joints of the body and accumulating until they become obstructive elements. The blood stream circulates Imperfectly, and when once this condition exists bad functioning of every organ of the body results, and old age and death gradually ensue. Mi nd, too. has a great deal to do In hastening or retarding the unpleasant signs of physical decay, Mental science has satisfactorily demonstrated that mean, narrow, selfish and unpleasant thoughts act destructively on the tissues of the body, while thoughts of a wh'Jesome nnd positive character net constructively. And when the curtains of "the windows of the soul" are drawn, when the temple's door is closed and a final silence is within, when the spirit passes the threshold tc take up a newer and finer edifice of its own creation, science cssures us that the body lives on. Here at least physical Immortality Id an assured fact. Theology has Irreligiously taught ns thr.t the body returns to Inanimate dust The religious answer of science Is that It returns to God. The latest word in the field of biology Is that all nature, including the all mother soil, Is animated and hallowed with the divine principle of life. More than this, matter is Indestructible and eternal. There Is not an atom that can be lost in all the universe. 1'or this reason our bodies do not really tile. They are In the care of the angels of the elements. The peculiar cellular arrangement that formed them Into a beautiful body may be caused to disintegrate through the action of the oxygen upon it. time may change the position of the atoms composing It, but the latter still contain within themselves the sacred and eternal principle of life as much as does the soul, and they exist only to enter into new and perhaps more beautiful combinations of life, Health. Reasonable Supposition. B Inks I believe that Mary does not love me any longer. Jinks Did she say as much? Blnks No. but she let her little sister sit in the parlor with us last evening. Woman's Home Companion. 'Where Is the palnr asked the physician. "Oh, I don't know, doctor!" groaned the patient "It hurts so I can't tell where it Is!" "Just so," said the doctor, filling; a small viaL "If a a wiseacre who knows where be acbea."

"f"lEC0ME

in the Great Want Ad. Contest o! the Palladium and Sun-Telegram. Now is a splendid opportunity to enter the Palladium and Sun-Telegram's great classified ad contest. The advertising public of Richmond is just beginning to take great interest in this unique contest and the boy or girl entering this contest now has a fine opportunity to win a handsome prize, which will be given in each district in which a contest is carried on. Every boy or girl should have the ambition to win out in this contest, not rrr2ly for the handsome prize, but for the feeling of success which will accompany it. The boy or girl who has th? ambition to win. no matter what the undertaking, experiences a feeling of success ecriv in life, and as they grow older, it becomes a part of them to succeed in anything they undertake. Let today be the turning point of each contestant. Let each determine to win in their respective district, so that at the end of the contest they can proudly say, "I have the ambition to win and the determination to carry out my ambition and this is just the beginnina of my successes which will be numerous in years to come."

This contest is not necessarily a small child's contest. Any boy or girl in school, in high school, or even in college, can participate. The older the contestant is, the grp?ter their chances for success. The art of "want ad" soliciting is a business to wlrch many men devote years of study and naturally the contestant experiences some stba"ks. Ths way to win out in anything you undertake is to remember and act upon tho e'd rrvv'm, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again," and it is just such boys and oirls as t! '; who are rewarded with success, not only in their first undertaking, but in th?ir aftr life of business, so let us all make a new start today with the determination net only to be the successful one in this contest, but to make a success in every undertaking in life. Bring an advertisement to our office today or tomorrow and let us enter your name in this contest. You will be entitled to two hundred votes for the first advertisement brought to our office. If you are already a contestant, start afresh today, bring at least one advprtisement to our office and let us talk with you and give you Information which will be helpful to you in your work. Below is a list of the contestants showing the standing in each district today. You will notice that there is still a great opportunity for anyone of the contestants, or for any one entering the contest now, to win sx handsome prize and to experience the feeling of success. Work for your success. -

DISTRICT NO. 1.

WilHam Hilling, 1123 Sheridan 220 Grace Rae Davis, 907 Sheridan 200 DISTRICT NO. 2. Floyd Flood, 137 Richmond Ave 210 DISTRICT NO. 3. May Weiss, 129 South 6th 320 Howard Skman. 316 S. 6th 310 Ressie Smith, 17 S. 5th 210 Ida Corcoran. 17 South 4th .200 Elizabeth McElhany, 427 Main DISTRICT NO. 4. Russell Parker, 207 South 11th 200 Henry Schneider, 226 South 9th... 200 Lee Genn, 120 South 10th.. 200 DISTRICT NO. 5. Russell Stout, 217 S. 13th 200

I THE Wonderfully Made. "What makes It fly so?" asked a little Boston maiden as ber mother brushed her hair. "It is the electricity. Don't you know that there is electricity In your hair?" replied her mother. "Well, mamma, aren't we wonderfully made? Here I am with electricity In my balr and grandma has gas in ber stomach!" SUCCESS. There Is no moment when a man may stand And scan the mirror of his life and say The, issue of my effort Is at hand;' I reach the summit of success today. For as v.-e drsnm of bliss that Is to be Or sorrow for the loss of youth's sweet power. So with success. Its light no man may see. It shineth on some spent or misspent hour. May Austin. Introducing an 0!d Friend. General Grosvcnor, the Republican war horse of Ohio, was billed to speak in Fittsburg. When It was time to Introduce the general the chairman arose and said: "Ladles and gentlemen. I need hardly say to you that we are particularly fortunate tonight in having with us one of the greatest Republicans of our sister state. Ohio. We are to have the pleasure of listening to a man whose name Is a household word in Pittsburg, who has fought for as the battle ! of protection, upon which so much of rittsburg's material prosperity depends.. You all know him. Everybody In Pittsburg respects and honors him. lie is our friend. His name Is on all our Hps. Friends, I now have the pleasure of introducing to you that sterling patriot, that rock ribbed Republican, that eminent statesman, GeneralGenera 1 Gen" The chairman flushed, stamm-d, wiped his forehead nervously and .a blurted, "General Gossamer of Ohio." Depends on the Yard. English John and Pat were constantly tilting, each one trying to outwit the other. "Are you good at measurement?" asked John. "I am that" said Pat. Then coald you tell me how many shirts I could get out of a yard?" "Sure it depends on whose yard yon get Into. Ladles Home Journal, A Case In Point. "No man is so bad that there Is not a little of the angel left la him." said the minister. Tea that mo" j-enllcd th dea-

A CONTESTANT

VOTES. SCRAP con. ''Remember Spilkins? fcverybody thought he was about the worst man on earth. Why, his own mother wouldn't come to his funeral! Well, sir, I've been told a thousand times a month for the last five years that Spilkins was the only real saint that ever lived." "My goodness!" "I marrltd Spilkins widow," sorrowfully continued the deacon. No Cause For Complaint. A young artist la Washington generally makes up for his lack of tech nlque by spreading color recklessly and counting on distance for the effect.-At an amateur exhibition he once bung one of his most extraordinary performances. "Well," said a friend whom the artist bad taken to see the work. "I don't want to flatter you. old chap, but that is far and away the best stuff you have ever done. I congratulate you." The artist was receiving the com pllment with becoming modesty when be chanced again to glance at the picture. The committee had hung it upside down! Hurrying to the head of the committee, he was about to launch into a loud complaint when he was Informed of the good news that an hour before the picture bad been sold for fGL The original price mark had b?en $19. Lipplncott's. Job Outdone. Sir Henry Hawkins was once pre siding over a long, tedious trial and was listening apparently with great attention to a long winded speech from a learned counsel. After awhile he made a pencil memorandum, folded It and sent it by the nsber to the queen's counsel in question, wbo. unfolding the paper, found these, words: "Patience competition. Gold medal. Sir Henry Hawkins. Honorable mention. Job." Her Disposition. At the time of the Cherry creek flood, which played havoc with the then strcgg!icg village of Denver, upon the outskirts of the settlement lived In a cabin an old character known as Beaver Bill and bis wife The freshet carried away everything save Bill himself, upon the premises Including bis spouse. The lose of bci seemed to Impress Beaver Bill les than the loss of other things, bnt ; volunteer party worked valiantly t find her for him. At last, wet and weary, they mm fain report to him failure. Wbere4 ve. search? be.demajvdCw

DISTRICT NO. 7.' Doris Shesler, 24 North 6th .690 Rose Mercurio, 19 North 6th 320 Leslie Sinex, 200 North 5th 200 Charles Morgan, 311 North 5th 200 DISTRICT NO. 8. Ernest McKay, 1028 Mhin 350 DISTRICT NO. 9. Eugene Hay, 402 N. 16th --2K Clarence Love, 229 North 18th. ....210 Russel Guyer, 15141 Main 200 Carl Sieweke, 1413 North B.......200 Geo. Pettibone, 409 North 16th 200 Paul Brown, 402 N. 17th DISTRICT NO. 10. Lida Hoppinq, 1322 North F 490 Ruth Davis, 818 North H 220 Frank Cummins, 800 North 12th 200 Willie Moss, 820 North H St Daniel Van Etten, 1108 N. I street Bryan Cooper, 916 N. 12th William Stephen, 900 N. 12th

BOOK vn the way aowtrstrtSMi ror two miles. Bill," they asserted. "On, rata," be drawled dUgoated. "Ton want to do your aearcbin opstream. She's too confounded contrary ever to float down." Bohemian, Making a Job of It. Pat. wbo had a weakness for the wine of the country, once did day work for an Irish Tillage priest and labored so nobly that when be begged for a drink at the end of It the kind man had not the heart to refuse, "Tls a nail in your coffin all the same, Pat," said be, as be poured out a couple of fingers. "It ia that, your riverence," said Pat, as be drained the glass, "but now that ye've the hammer In your band, ye moigbt as well dbrolve in another!" Tho Parable of tha'lnnoeent Pup. During the excitement in congress after the Maine was blown up in Havana harbor Representative McCleary of Minnesota made a speech in which be said that the sending of the Maine to Cuban waters at that time was practically an act of war and that some such catastrophe might bare been expected. The speech was not popular. McCleary was criticised everywhere. Speaker Reed, wbo was In the chair at the time the speech was made, spoke to Representative Tawoey. also of Minnesota, about It next day. TI .alii Dyt Vi m.H.p with McCleary?" ' "Nothing that I know of," replied Tawney. "He reminds me." said Reed, "of the Kansas dog that tackled a cyclone. A family from the east moved to Kansas, and they didn't know much about cyclooes. They had a dog. a fresh. Innocent pup. bred in the effete and windless east One day a cyclone came along. The forts scooted for the cyclone cellar, but the dog. being an eastern product, didn't understand. He balled the advent of the cyclone with joyous barks and started off to tackle it The result was that when thai cyclone did business with that dog, which charged down upon It with open jaws, the dog was blown plumb Inside out After- the cyclone passed along and the folks came out of the cellar they found the dog there, picturesque, but of no further value as a dog. The fanner surveyed the dog ruefully. He vas a good deg and hated to lose him. 7hen the foolishness of the dog struck ilm. and he said wrathfully: "There, rat yel That's what comes of keepln' our mouth open In the race) as torm-' " .