Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 189, 22 August 1908 — Page 4

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TEEEG3A3I, SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 190S.

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TOE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM. Published and owned by the PALLADIUM PRINTING CO. Issued 7 days each week, evenings " and Sunday morning. Office Corner North th and A streets. Home Phone 1121. Bell 21. RICHMOND, INDIANA. Rudolph G. led Manag-lDg Editor. Charles M. Morgan Business Manager. O. Owen Knhn News Editor. SUBSCRIPTION TERMS. In Richmond 15.00 per year (In advance) or 10c per week. MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS. On year. In advance $5.00 Six months, in advance 2.60 One month. In advance .45 RURAL ROUTES. One year. In advance $2.00 Six months. In advance 125 One month, in advance 25 , Address changed as often as desired; both new and old addresses must be given. Subscribers will please remit with order, which should be given for a specified term: name will not be entered until payment la received. Entered at Richmond, Indiana, postoffice as second class mail matter.

REPUBLICAN TICKET. NATIONAL TICKET. For President WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT of Ohio. For Vice-President TAMES S. SHERMAN of New York. STATE. Governor AMES E. WATSON. Lieutenant Governor FREMONT C. GOODWINE. Secretary of States FRED A. SIMS. Auditor of State JOHN C. BILLHEIMER. Treasurer of State OSCAR HADLEY. Attorney General JAMES BINGHAM. State Superintendent LAWRENCE McTURNAN. ; State Statistician J. L. PEETZ. Judge of Supreme Court QUINCY A. MYERS. Judge of Appellate Court DAVID MYERS. Reporter of Supreme Court GEORGE W. SELF. DISTRICT. Congress WILLIAM O. BARNARD. COUNTY. Joint Representative ALONZO M. GARDNER. Representative WALTER S. RATLIFF. Circuit Judge HENRY C. FOX. Prosecuting Attorney CHAS. L. LADD. Treasurer ALBERT ALBERTSON. Sheriff LINUS P. MEREDITH. Coroner DR. A. L. BRAMKAMP. Surveyor ROBERT A. HOWARD "-Recorder WILL J. ROBBINS. -Commissioner Eastern Dist. HOMER FARLOW. Commissioner Middle Dist. BARNEY H. LINDERMAN. Commissioner Western DlstROBERT N. BEESON, WAYNE TOWNSHIPc ! Trustee r JAMES H. HOWARTH, Assessor CHARLES E. POTTER. TO OPPOST HEARST Intend to Make Effort to Head Off Independence League Strength. BRYAN IS CONCERNED. Special Correspondence. Indianapolis, Aug. 22. It is again reported that the democratic leaders who meet here next Tuesday for the Kern notification will make an effort to head off the Independence League movement In Indiana. There Is ino denying the fact that the democratic managers have fears for the result if Hearst is not brought to terms or his organization In Indiana in some way crippled. This concern rests even as high as Bryan, and the subject will come up for consideration at conferences to be held In connection with the notification. , Great Thoughts of tho Ancients. "Plato, said Socrates, "you have observed, I doubt not, that we have two ears and two eyes." "Now that you mention it," quoth riato. "I have." "And but one tongue." "Quite so." "Herein nature doth teach us that we should hear and see twice as much as we talk. Is it not so?" "But. my master," objected riato, "we have two nostrils and only out mouth. Must we therefore smell ev ery thing twice before we eat once?" Tlato," irritably rejoined Socrates, "anybody can make a flippant com ment that will knock the juice out of the wisest saying a philosopher can pull off. I wish you'd cut it out." On preparing the stuff for publica tlon. therefore, Plato prudently cut out his flippant comment. Cniajjo Trib-

PROTESTS MADE AGAINST SPEED

Automobiles Run Too Rapidly On National Avenue For Safety. ASSOCIATION WILL ACT. WEST RICHMOND'S REPRESENTATIVES URGE NUISANCE AS ANOTHER REASON FOR BETTER POLICE PROTECTION. The automobiles that come into the city and go out over National Avenue and the National road near Earlham college often exceed the speed limit and this Is the cause of much complaint on the part of the citizens of West Richmond. The complaints provide one of the main subjects discussed at the meeting of the West Richmond Improvement association held last evening at the Baxter school. It was pointed out by the members that this is one of the smoothest stretches of road around Richmond, and nearly all autolsts take advantage and speed too fast. The fact that there is no sidewalks for pedestrians makes it very dangerous. The asso ciation can find no remedy except by having the city furnish another policeman which has been wanted for a long time on the west side. The officers of the association urged that all the members and all the citi zens of this district who are Interested in civic improvement attend the lecture by Charles Zueblin of Chicago University, at the Chautauqua next Tuesday evening. A committee was appointed to nom inate officers for the ensuing year. The committee is composed of Richard Sedgwick, Dr. Grosvenor, George Mat thews, and Caleb King It will re port at the next meeting, which will be held in September. The changing of the name National Avenue," back to National Road, the need of the hose house, and the cutting of weeds were subjects discussed, also. THE BLAST FURNACE. In Cleaning One It Is Necessary to I'se Dynamite. The function of a blast furnace is the reduction of ores to metallic iron. The iron ore, like stone and coke, is put In at the top and the Iron and slag are drawn off at the base. The temperature of the Interior of a blast furnace when In operation varies according to circumstances, but the molten iron when drawn off is about 1,500 degrees F., Indicating a much higher temperature inside. To withstand such terrific heat, which is maintained by a powerful blast of air which acts much In the Fame manner as a forced draft on a boiler, the furnace Is lined on the inside with a fine grade of fire brick. thoroughly burned. This wall of noncombustible material is about four feet thick, outside of which is the steel jacket of the furnace, about one-quar ter of an Inch thick. The lining of a furnace will last from two to six years, according to the nature of the material smelted, the furnace being in continuous operation during that time. It takes about six weeks to reline a furnace. After a furnace is "hlown out," or ceases to be used, there is a quantity of Iron which cools and solidifies at the base of the furnace. This is called salamander, and it is necessary to use dynamite to loosen this material and get it out of the furnace so that repairs can be consummated. Salamander has a ready sale, as it Is a fine grade of pig iron. As a rule, when trade conditions are good a blast furnace Is never allowed to cool down or be taken out of blast except at Intervals of several years for relinlng. Baltimore Sun. Toole the Wrong Hour. On one of the southern railroads there Is a station building that is commonly known by travelers as the smallest railroad station In America. It is of this station that the story is told that an old farmer was expecting a chicken house to arrive there, and he sent one of his hands, a newcomer, to fetch It. Arriving there, the man 6aw the house, loaded It on to his wagon and started for home. On the way he met a man in uniform with the words "Station Agent" on his cap. , "Say, hold on. What have you got on that wagon?" he asked. "My chicken house, of course," was the reply. "Chicken house be Jiggered!" exploded the official. "That's the station r Ladies' Ilome Journal. Uta Promotion. A somewhat turbulent private wrote to his mother: "I am sorry you had no letter last week, but I am a defaulter, and it gives me a heap of extra work." The good woman In reply begged him not to be too hard on the others, but to remember he had been a private himself. I regret to say that he roared with laughter and read the letter aloud for the benefit of all who 6hared his room. Miss M. Loane. a Queen's Nurse, in Contemporary Review. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube, When this tube is Inflamed you have a rum bling- found or imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed, Deafness is tne result, ana unless tne Inflammation can be taken out ana this tube re stored to its normal condition, hearing1 win oe aesirieu iorever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Ss nothing but an inflamed conanion oi tne mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Tol lars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be .....4 ... TT.ll'. rf.. ... V . . . tuinii vy nans vnuiiu I.U1Q. oenu for circulars rree. P. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O. Sold by DruRgists, 76c. Take Hall's Family Pills for conali pation.

CHURCH SERVICES.

First Church of Christ Scientist Masonic temple. Sunday morning services at 10:43. Subject, "Mind." Wedn.Tiay evening meeting 7:45. The public invited. Reading room, 10 North Tenth street. Open 9 to 5. United Brethren Corner Eleventh and North B streets. M. Hobson pas tor. No preaching on account of pas tors vacation and chautauqua. Sunday school at 9:15 a. m. First Presbyterian Tenth and North A streets. Thomas J. Graham, pastor. Divine worship 10:30 a. m. The pastor will be present and preach on the theme: "Life's Appointments." No evening meeting until Sept. 6. Sabbath school and other services as announced. The public invited. Second Baptist Fourteenth and North G streets. Rev. W. W. Russell pastor. Preaching at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Morning subject: "The Bible." Evening Bubject: "Consecration to God." Come and worship with us. Second Presbyterian Rev. Robert Dunaway pastor. Sabbath school 9:15. No morning or evening service. Grace M. E. W. M. Nelson, pastor. Sunday school at 9 a. m. There will be no other services during the day on account of the Chautauqua. South Eighth Street Friends' H. R. Keates pastor. 9 a. m. Bible school; 10:30 a. m. meeting for worship. A cordial Invitation is extended to all, especially to any without local church affiliation. On account of the Chau tauqua services at Glen Miller the Young Peoples evening meeting will be suspended. Reid Memorial United Presbyterian Corner Eleventh and North A streets. Rev. S. R. Lyons, pastor. Preaching by the pastor 10:30 a. m. Subject: "Thoughtful Hearing." Sab bath school 9:15 a. m. St. Andrew's Catholic Fifth and South C streets. Mass at 7:30; High Mass at 9:45; Vespers, sermonette and benediction at 3 o'clock. Rev. Frank A. Roell. rector. Rev. H. J. Gadlage. assistant. St. Mary's Catholic Masses every Sunday at 8 and 9 o'clock and High Mass and sermons at 10:30; Vespers and benediction every tSunday at 3 p. m. Rev. J. F. Mattingly, rector, Rev. Thomas A. Hoffman, assistant SHEATH OVERCOAT IS STYLE FOH Split on Left Side Just Like Women's Directoire Gowns. GREEN THE PROPER COLOR. unless you Want to wear GREEN YOU MUST CHOOSE ZEBRA STRIPED CLOTHS AS YOUR PATTERN. The directoire overcoat for men. O, fiddlesticks, but that is what is coming along if Richmond male citizens select to fjpllow the fashions and that is what they try to do If their pocketbooks or credit admits. The sheath coat has been declared the grandest innovation in years. The "Farson directoire," or "Pro tector," coat is split on the lift side just like the women's directoire gowns. The skirt of the coat is long and full. A large pleat is taken in the side, buttons sewed on the edge of the incision and straps placed across the opening. Since the legs may get cold, arrangements are made to keep the neck warm and even up matters, so the collar is made high, fits tight and close, hence the veiled name, "Protector." And the color will be green. Green to be Popular Color. Men must wear green clothes this fall. It is the edict of the tailors. Their plans are all made to force this style upon the public, their samples are laid in, and their salesmen's training schools are working overtime thinking up arguments to convince obdurate wives and recalcitrant men that green Is right. Not alone will suits be green. Overcoats, hats, neckties and hose will come in the list. Shirts will have green stripes and even scarf pins will be green. i Most of the greens will be of an olive shade. But for those who do not like clothing so pale there will be bright sky greens, grass greens and window-blind greens. Try Stripes if Not Green. If men don't like it they have but one second choice the zebra-striped clothes. Of course these will not be quite as bad as the name suggests, for the zebra stripe won't make the wearer appear altogether like an inmate of a menagerie. It is a black suit with white stripes that run in one, two, three order so peculiarly arranged that opticians may use a sample of the cloth as a test card for their patients' eyes. They may be sure they can't count the stripes, so every one who tries it will be convinced he needs glasses. "We are trying to get away from freak styles," said a designer, "but we can't do it. This year it is better than last Now, there is nothing freaky about the suits, only that trousers are still pegged, coat sleeves are similar to the old 'mutton-legs' that our fathers used to wear." , A good gamecock has no white feather la its plumage, and- hence the synonym for cowardice -to ha th white feather."

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UIIIOH BRYAMITES TO ASKJUESTIOHS Will Lead Cross Examination Of Watson at Railroad Meeting.

WILLING TO GIVE ANSWER. REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOUND MANY FALSE REPORTS CIRCULATED ABOUT HIM IN TOUR OF HOME STATE. Special Correspondence. Indianapolis, Aug. 22. Certain of the supporters of Bryan among the unionists of Indianapolis are making preparations for the meeting of Aug. 29, at which James E. Watson, republican candidate for governor, is to appear and explain his attitude toward union labor, answering all questions that may be put to him regarding his course in congress and out of congress on all matters In which union labor has been interested. Edgar A. Perkins, former president of Central Labor Union, and who has been conspicuous in the attacks on Watson, proposes to attend the meeting and put some questions to the candidate. The differences, alleged or real, that have existed between the unionists and the republican nominee are to be thoroughly whipped out, and Watson is perfectly willing that every official act of his career be gone Into. His action in thus appearing before his accusers has brought out many words of praise, and the prediction is made by his closest supporters that he will clear the slate of every charge that has been placed against him, establishing clearly an honest purpose in all that he has done. In his speech-making over the state Watson found that many false reports were in circulation regarding his attitude toward union labor, and it would not be fair to himself nor the party to let them go unchallenged, the Indianapolis meeting being the result Penny Wise, Pound Foolish. Housewives who buy seven or eight bars of yellow laundry soap for a quarter doubtless think they are getting a big twenty-five cents' worth. They are in rosin, which is not a cleanser at all. A five cent cake of such a pure white soap as Easy Task with its soft, creamy lather, will outlast two bars of smeary rosin soap, because it is good all through. AN HONEST ARTIST. He Would Not Paint a Lis Even For a Napoleon. There was no love lost between the Emperor Louis Napoleon and his cousin, Prince Napoleon, whom the Parisians called "Plon Plon." The prince used to make abusive speeches against the emperor, which people were only too ready to repeat to him. "Let him alone," Louis Napoleon would reply. . "He is too well known. No one would turn me out to place him on the throne." The emperor was' correct for no one 6aid a good word about "Plon Plon." He was commonly believed ' to have shown the white feather in the Crimea and never exposed himself where the lead was falling. An English lady who In her younger days mingled with French society tells in her "Foreign Courts and Foreign Homes" a story as discreditable to Prince Napoleon as it is honorable to a French artist ' While the artist was painting the historical picture of the battle of the Alma, which the emperor had ordered. Prince Napoleon called at the painter's studio to make known to him the facts. On leaving he said he wished the prominent figure in the battle to be himself mounted on his white charger. He sent the horse to the artist so that he could paint its exact portrait When the picture was finished and invitations were sent out for a "private view," the white charger was seen, a prominent figure in the battle, but without a rider. On hearing of this terrible omission the prince sent an aid-de-camp to ask the reason. The honest artist said the horse should remain if the prince wished, but no rider would be on It "Tell the prince I have never yet painted a lie." The hint was taken. The prince ordered the horse to be rubbed out LETTER LIST. Ladies. Mrs. H. O. Burns, Rosa M. Brown, Mrs. J. C. Cothrall, Mrs. Chas. Em' erson, Mrs. J. T. Farr, Miss Flora Jones, Dora McGregory, Mrs. Frank Parey, President of Woman's Literary club. Gentlemen. Mr. Borton, J. E. Bradey, Dr. E Baum 2, Elwood Ballis, Dr. S. W. Brown, 2, Brinley Plow Co., George Cunningham, Elisha H. Clapp, Frank Chandler, Chas. N. Cook, J. G. Craig, Jas. F. Dysert Rev. Guy Duff, Eagle Machine Works, Ray Ewick, J. G Haist John King, Harold E. Kline, Live Oak Lawn Mower Mfg. Co., Al berty M'Crea, Sint & Bratton. J. A. SPEKENHIER, P. M. ATTENTION ASTHMA SUFFERERS1 Foley's Honey and Tar will give im mediate relief to asthma sufferers and has cured many cases that had refused to yield to other treatment Foley's Honey and Tar is the best remedy for roughs, colds and all throat and lung trouble. Contains no harmful drugs A. G. Luken & Co. Mr. Carl Maag, Mr. Samuel Broomhall, Mr. Raymond Crump, Mr. James Harrington, Mr. Harry Smith, Mr. Raymond Steinkamn and Mr. Ray Rogers axe camping -at the-chautau-

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THE if fr 'ILove and a Ring. Love me little, love me long, Is the conjugal rule In Japan, where they tell this story to Illustrate the transitory love of the Occident: "A tourist, they say, was touring Srlttany. He came to Qulmper, and je found in the place public beside the river an old woman selling trinkets. "'What is the price of this?' he asked, taking up an antique ring of silver and sapphires. " 'Is it for your wife or your sweetheart?' said the old woman. " 'For my sweetheart.' " 'Fifty francs.' " 'Fifty francs! Nonsense V And th tourist turned angrily away. " 'Come back,' said the old woman. Take it for ten. You've been lying to me, though. You have no sweetheart. Had the ring been for her you'd have bought It at once without regard to Its price.' "I will take it,' said the tourist, smiling. 'Here are the ten francs.' "So the old woman wrapped the ring up. " 'But you haven't a wife, either, she grumbled. 'If it had been for her you'd have beaten me down to five francs. Oh, you men? " WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE. Wisdom aita alone. Topmost in heaven; ah ! ita light. Its God. And in the heart of man she sits as high, Though groveling eyes forget her oftentimes. Seeing but this world's idols. The pur mind Sees her forever, and In youth we come Filled with her sainted revlshment and kneel. Worshiping God through her sweet altar fires. And then is knowledge good. Nathaniel Parker Walla. A Shot That Recoiled. Bishop Leonid as Polk, a Confederate general, was one day riding In the rear of the line of march. A straggler whose rough shoes had blistered his feet was sitting by the roadside when the general came up. "What company do you belong to?" asked the general. "The Fourteenth Louisiana,'' replied the straggler. "Well, sir, yon are a long way from your command." The 6tranger, not knowing the general, inquired, "What company do you belong to?" The general answered, "I am a captain In tho army of the Lord." "Well, sir," retorted the straggler, "I should say you are a long way from your command." Net Always What They 8eem. Professor and Mrs. Hadley were an a train bound for New York, where Yale's president was to speak before a national convention. He made use of the hour and twenty minutes he spent In the train by rehearsing his speech In a low voice, using his hands to emphasize certain passages. A kindly matron, who was sitting directly behind Mr. and Mrs. Hadley and who had been watching and listening, leaned forward and, tapping Mrs. Hadley on the shoulder, slid feelingly: "You have my sincere sympathy, my poor woman. I have one just like him at home." A Queer Kind of Savage. When Albert Henry Savage Lndor reached St. Petersburg on his way from the forbidden land, the fact was duly chronicled, and the London press associations sent cable messages to Australia telling of the hairbreadih escapes and manifold sufferings. The Melbourne Times received but a short note, which was this: "A Savage Landor arrived In St. Petersburg today from Tibet after suffering' greatly at the hands of the na fives." This was meager enough, but the news editor was equal to the occasion. The following morning, among the other matters of news, the readers of the Times found this startling informa tlon: "A savage landor got Into St. Peters burg yesterday, and the people of the city were terrified. After considerable difficulty the beast, which came from Tibet, was captured, taken to ji remote place and there dispatched. It la aid that this la the first animal of the aort. -xeeeu-. la JElnsaU. . How. he

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SCRAP .r-H rea'ch'ed'the 'CTIy after his' fights wftn the natives of Tibet, which is a comparatively unknown country, is a mystery." Caustic Repartee. Douglas Jerrold's genius for repartee is perhaps best shown In his most famous reply to Albert Smith, whoo he disliked and frequently abused. Smith grew tired of being made the butt of the other's wit and one day plaintively remarked, "After all, Jerrold, we row In the same boat" "Yes," came the answer, "but not with the same skulls." Not a Miracle. In an English town two curates lodged together. One day one of them was returning home after a round of parochial calls and encountered a beggar woman In the street. The poor creature asked the good man for alms, but, as he knew that he bad left his purse at home, be told her that he could not help her. "Oh, please, sir," pleaded the woman, "just see If you haven't a stray copper in one of your pockets." In order to satisfy her, he searched, and, to his amazement, be discovered half a sovereign in his trousers pocket. Thinking it must have been provV dentiaily secreted there" Tor the special benefit of the beggar before him, be handed it to the woman, who, as may be Imagined, invoked blessings upon his head. When he reached home, however, he found, to his fellow lodger's chagrin, that be had been wearing the trousers of the latter. The Last Retort. A celebrated physician having asked a young man who was studying medicine under him at his examination what means he would use to promote perspiration In a particular disease, the student exhausted all the resources of his memory and Imagination, and 6 till the pertinacious old physician continued to bore him with, "WelL sir, and if that failed, then what would you do?" The lad, driven to his wits' end, at last exclaimed, "Then, sir, I would send hlci to you to be examined, and. if that did not make him sweat, it if my opinion Lis case woul liopeless." Interior Decorating. Mrs. Graham's hobby i3 house decoration. One day she was careless enough to drink a glass of red ink. believing it to be claret. She was a good deal scared when she discovered her mistake, but no harm came to her. The doctor who was summoned, upon hearing what had happened, dryly remarked, "Mrs. Graham, there's such a thing as pushing this rage for deco rated Interiors too far." Couldn't Chill His Wit. Mine. Modjrska and hr company were plajlns one relator In the extreme north, much to t!ie discomfort of Count Eornta, the Polish star's husband. But at that time the Fhow business was at a verv low ebb in the south. One particularly cold day Mr.se. Mod jeska found the count shiverlsg from head to foot in spite of the steam beat in the hotel. "Oh, my dear, my dear!" he Implored. "Let us go south for the rest of the season. This climate will kill us." "But, my dear," replied madame. "the south is dead." "Yes," sai-i the count, "but she is 6uch a be-outiful corpse." Both Helped. Zicnr.ernian. the eminent physician, -r.-as ?cnt from Hanover to attend Frederics the Great in his last illness. Out day the king said to him. "You have. I presume, sir. helped many a man Into another world?" This was rather a bitter pill for the doctor, but the dose he gave the kiuz In return was a judicious mixture of truth and flattery: "Not so many as your majesty, nor w ith so much honor to myself." Blaine's Tart Retort. When James G. Blaine was a member, of the house of rejireeBtailxeir be

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once had' a spf.y debate "wlftT&no'the't member who was doing some filibustering. The remarks exchanged grew warm, and the argument finally culminated In this remark by tho Irate filibuster: "On another occasion I shall ask the gentleman from Mains to take supper with me In helL" There was a moment's silence, and then Blaine bowed low as be replied: "I thank tho gentleman for his hind ly Invitation. I havs had many' lnrlta tlons In my life, but this Is the first time X have ever been asked to rial! Democratic headquarters.'" Two Largo "If a." An optimistic sort of a chap, wh4 I made the best of everything, got lost In the Maine woods with a companion on a hunting expedition. As night came on they made camp, but, although they were hungry, they bad shot no game and had nothing to eat. With a perfectly serious face this fellow looked at his companion and said: "If we only hsd some ham, we'd have ham and eggs, if we only bad some eggs." We Are Made For Co-eperation. , Begin the morning by saying to thy, self: I shall meet this day with the busybody, tho ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, nnsoclaL All theso things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what Is good and! evil. But I who have seen the nature, of the good, that It Is beautiful, and of the bad, that It is ugly, can neither be Injured by any of them for no one can fix on me what is ugly nor can I be angry with my nelgbor nor hate him. We are made for co-operation. To act against one another, then. Is contrary to nature, and It Is acting against one another to bo vexed and turn away. Marcus Aarellua.

His Epitaph. Hilary Harkaees was a. politician of the lowest type, and unsuccessful at that His whole life was devoted to office seeking. He spent thirty-seven years vainly seeking a $3,000 office, hours 10 till 2 while his wife and daughter supported him by keeping a candy shop. Well. Hilary died at last. A modest shaft was put above his remains, and the executor asked the editor of his town paper to suggest an epitaph to go upon the shaft. The editor thought a moment. Then he smiled, and. slipping a sheet of paper in his typewriter, he clicked off. "Here lies Hilary Ilarkness. In the only place for which he never sppliM " Perfectly ResignedAn old Scotchman who was threatened with blindness consulted an oculist. "Will you have a little stimulant?" inquired the doctor. The old Scotchman smacked his lips in eager anticipation. "Ou. aye. I'll tak' a drink o' anythin' you have bandy." wa the quick rejoinder. "Ah. t liars the trouble!" exclaimed the oculist. "You'll Lave to stop drinking or you'll lose your eyesight." The old clvjp f.ordorpd a moraentA weel. doctor, it doeua much matter. 1 hae een everythin' that's worth serin', r.r.vwar." iB iiic ori.tr. lefacts rod -hiidret: ere coniaujt.T aeedtac axative. It is importict to know what Co rue !hem. Their stomach and bowels ere not etroo? sreugh for salts, per vative waters or cUian--r!!li. pontic r or t-.-ieti. (irve them a n-U. Imant. a-fmf!5. la -atfve tonic like Or. Tv. ii's Syrup Pp:d. wbica s0s mt th ra cf jO cents or 1 rJ. drag utores. It Ji tt preat rtme for jo" to r w is tee bctue ' Cut Out Rent ! Nice 6-room house, 311 S. W. Third. Electric light, cement walk, both kinds water. Reliable party can secure neat house on payments like renL T. W. Hadley. Phone 2292