Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 182, 15 August 1908 — Page 7

!

THE IUCIX3IOXD PALLADIUM AND SUX-TELEGMA3I, SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 1U03., PAGE SEVEN. ONE CENT PER WORD CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENT! 7 DAYS FOR THE PRICE OF 5 THE MARKET PLACE OF EASTERN INDIANA The Simplest and Cheapest Way to Get What You Want Advertisements Must Be in This Office' Before 12 Noon. Situations Wanted Will Be Advertised Fre; Each Insertion

WANTED.

WANTED Respective gentleman wants board and room in private family, 'or widows home (no other boarders) must be within 15 minutes walk from Piano factory. Add.ess Lock Box No. 6, City. . 15-lt WANTED Girl at 125 S. 12th.J 15-2t WANTED A girl for general house work. Call 22 N. 17th street. 15-3t WANTED Horse; must be Bound and feerless. State color, age, weight and price. Address "Horse", care Palladium. 15-tf WANTED Spring wagon; second hand. Address "J. M." care Palladium. WANTED If you want to buy or sell real estate or borrow or loan money, call on I. C. Lucas, 405 North D. . 14-7t WANTED You to buy, where yoa

TODAY'S MARKET QUOTATIONS

NEW YORK STOCK (By Correll and Thompson, ffew York, Aug. 15. Amalgamated Copper American Smelting .. Atchison B. & O RC. M. & St. P. .. New York Central Northern Pac Perjisylvania Reading Southern Pacific Union Pacific U. S. Steel U. S. Steel pfd Great Northern . Chicago. CHICAGO GRAIN AND PROVISIONS. (By Cor.-fcll and Thompson, Brokers, Eaton. O.l Chicago, Aug. 15.Wheat. Open. High. ixw. Close. fiept 93 94 92 92 ;Dec. ... 95 95 94 94 !May ... 100 100 98 99 Corn Open. Hisn. Low. Close. Sept, . . . 76 76 75 75 Dec ... 64 64 63 63 "v ... 63 63 62 62 Oatt. Opeu. High. Low. Close. Sept. ... 46 46 45 45 Dec. ... 47 47 46 46 May ... 44 49 48 48 U.S. YARDS, CHICAGO. Hogs Receipts, 8,000; 5c higher; left over, 3,300. Cattle 1O0O; steady. Sheep 2,000; strong. Hogs Close. Light $6.O0 6.57 Mixed.. .. .. 6.00tf.63 Heavy,. .. .. ... .. .. ...00G.G5 Rough 6.00 6.15 Indianapolis Market. INDIANAPOLIS LIVESTOCK. HOGS. Best heavies $6.30 6.60 Good to choice . . . . . . . . 6.10 6.65 BEEF STEERS. Good to choice steers 5.50 6.25 Finished Steers 6.00 7.00 Choice to fancy yearlings.. 4.25 5.25 . BUTCHER CATTLE. Good to choice 4.00 6.50 Good to choice heifers. ... 3.75 4.00 VEAL CALVES. Good to choice 4.00 7.00 Fair to good , 2.503.75 STOCK CATTLE. Good to heavy fleshy feeders 4.00 4.25 Fair to good feders 3.25 3.75 Good to choice stockers.. S.25 4.00 Common to fair heifers .. 3.25 4.25 SHEEP. Best yearlings 4.00 4.50 Indianapolis Grain. Indianapolis, Aug. 15.. Wheat. 91. Corn, 79. Oats, 48, Rye, 75. Timothy. $12.06. Richmondi CATTLE. (Paid by Richmond Abattoir.) Best hogs, average 200 to 2' . - V.tVl u,uu Good to heavy packers .. 6.30 6.40 Common and rough 5.50Q 5.75 Steers, corn fed .. .. .. 4.00 4.25 Heifers 3.50 3.75 Fat cows 3.00 3.25 Bulls . . .... 3.00(3 3.25 Calves 5.75 6.00 Aambs $5.00

PRICES FOR POULTRY. (Paid by Bee Hive Grocery.) Young chickens dressed per 11. . IS to 20c Old chickens, per lb.. ..12Vi to 14c COUNTRY PRODUCE. (Paid by Bee Hive.) dreamery butter, per lb. 25c Country butter, per lb IS to 20c ZgS. per doa !5C Richmond Grain Market. (Richmond Roller Mills) Wheat (per bu) ..90 .Corn (per bu);. , .. ..so f

can buy the cheapest. See Odell, 516 Main St. 13-3t

WANTED Boarders at 813 N. 12th. 13-4t GIRL WANTED General house work. 100 N. 16th St. 8-7t WANTED Men to Learn barber trade; will equip shop for you or furnish positions, few weeu completes, constant practice, careful Instructions, tools given, Saturday wages, diplomas granted, write for catalogue. Moler Barber CoL'ege. Cincinnati. O. tf FOR SALE. FOR SALE City real estate, field. Kelley Bl"ck-Porter-0-tf FOR SALE! A carpet matting, two baby cribs and high chair, 122 N. 11 St. iit FOR" SALE Cheap Baby walker ; QUOTATIONS. Brokers, Eaton, Onio.j Open 76 92 869; 92 . 51 High 7j6 93 87 92 52 144 106 143 124 124 94 155 45 108 137 Low 74 90 86 92 51 143 105 142 123 123 93 154 44 108 136 Close 76 91 87 ' 93 52 144 106 142 124 123 94 154 44 108 136 143 106 142 123 123 93 154 44 108 136 Oats (per. bu.) 45 Rye. (per bu.) 65 Bran (per ton) $22.00 Middlings (per ton) .$25.00 Richmond Seed Market. (Runge & Co.) Timothy, per bu .$2.00 Richmond Hay Market. (Omar G. Whelan.) Timothy hay (baled).. ... $10.00 New Timothy hay (loose)$7.00 to$S.OO New clover hay (loose) . .$5.00 'to $6.00 Mixed hay.. .. ( .. ..7.00 Straw (per ton).. .. . .$4.00 to $5.00 Corn (per bu.) 75c Oats (new, per bu.) 4045c Pittsburg Livestock. Pittsburg, Aug. 15. Cattle Receipts, light. Cattle $6.25 down. Veal $8.00 down. Hogs 8 loads, $7.25 down' Sheep and lambs Receipts light, $4.60 down, i Spring lambs, $6.00 down. GRAFTINU. n Lesson In Horticulture With On Serious Omission. My neighbor Brown came to the garden fence and said: "How do you do your grafting?" "My grafting?" said I. "Yes grafting apple trees. I wan' to try it myself." "Oh!" I exclaimed. "Yes, yes! Well in the first place, I begin by lying that is, I lie in bed to think the whole thing out In. every detail. I watch my opportunity, and on the first fine day 1 steal a few hours from my business Then I borrow a saw a steel one and with it I rob the tree upon which I want to graft of some of its largei branches. This I try to do in such a way that the loss of the branches will not be noticed. These limbs should not be left lying that is, lyiag on the ground. They are unsightly and may attract the attention of passersby. They should be hustled behind the latticework screen at -once. So far sc good. Now, let me see oh, yes! rob another tree of a few twigs having buds on them and insert them in the ends of the sawed branches on the tree. Then I take some beeswax and tallow and melt them together. This must be thoroughly mixed. Work it for all you're worth to make it pliable. Finally with this I try to hide all appearance of the graft, from sunlight and air, and there you are the job is done." "I see," said Brown, "and I think I'm foxy enough to do the trick tht first time trying. Many thanks." Shortly after I heard Brown telling his wife how I explained the process. This is the way be had it: "First," he says, "you must be a good liar; then you watch your chance and steal a half day from the company's time; then you steal a saw: then you defraud the tree of some branches, which yon must hide, so nobody will get on; then you rob somebody's tree of twigs, put them in the end9 of the branches and cover your tracks with beeswax and tallow." Said Brown's wife: "I don't think that man can be trusted. He has two kinds of grafting mixed, and, besides, be didn't tell you where to steal the apple trees." Jndge. Kodol For Indigestion: Relieves sour stomach, palpitation of the heart. D uresis what you est

never been used. Phone 1754. 14tf

FOR SALE Cheap, house, 246 S. 3rd. 8 room brick 14-2t FOR SALE Second hand school books at Bartel's Stationery Store, 921 Main. 14-3t FOR SALE Artificial Gas Ranged Brussels Carpet, Bedsteads; 2104 Main. 14-tf FOR SALE All kinds cheap; 121 S. 4th. of furniture, ll-7t FOR SALE A car load of horses every Saturday &i Monday at Gus Taube'a barn. s-tl FOR RENT. FOR RENT 7 room house, bath, electric1 lighta. Centrally located. Call 43 Kelly Block. 15-3t FOR RENT Furnished room, all conveniences, 103 S. 9th. 14-3t FOR RENT Two room flat, furnishGREAT CROWDS ATTEND PICNIC Old Settlers Are Today Meeting in King's Grove Near Centerville. DEATH CONQUERS MANY. SHOWN BY ROLL CALL THIS AFTERNOON THAT 167 DIED WITHIN THE PAST YEAR OLD TIMERS SPEAK. Centerville, Ind.. Aug. 15. Great crowds from all parts of the county thronged Centerville today. The occasion was the annual Old Settlers' picnic in King's grove, north of town. Early this morning a string of vehicles began arriving on all roads and all bound for the same place. The procession did not cease during the day and many parties came this afternoon. The interurbAn cars provided transportation for hundreds of persons, all bent in the same direction. It was estimated the throng in the grove was the largest it has been for many years. Platforms and seats had been erected. A band concert helped while away the morning hours. This afternoon the roll call of deceased old settlers showed 167 have died within the past year. This number is unusually large. The program of this afternoon consisted of reading of the report of the secretary and a number of addresses by the old settlers. GOOD REPORTS F "OLD BURNT" DISTRICT Republicanism to Be Indorsed Again, It Is Shown. E. M. Haas, republican chairman of the Sixth district has returned from Rushville, where he attended a meeting of the county chairmen of the district yesterday. L. S. Bowman, chairman of Wayne county was in attendance, also. The meeting was called for the purpose of securing information in regard to prospects for republican success at the coming election. A number of district politicians were present. Reports indicated there is every reason to believe the old burnt district will roll up its usual figures on the side of the cause of republicanism. All chairmen reported indications are favorable in all but a few sections. BETHEL. CHURCH Several Local Pastors to Participate. Dedicatory services will be held at the Bethel A. M. E. church tomorrow. Special ceremonies have been prepared for the day. An augmented choir will render music Tomorrow afternoon a symposium will be indulged in. Ministers from a number of the local churches will take part. GRANTED DIVORCE. Mrs. Houser at Last Gets Legal Separation. Alma E. Houser wag granted a divorce from John Houser in circuit court this morning. She alleged cruel and inhuman treatment. In a former trial of the case, the plaintiff alleged failure to provide and her attorney was permitted to withdraw his complaint, as there was not sufficient evidence to warrant the divorce being granted. 1 Mart Eixex:

SUNDAY

iam everything.

.... ..... a tuw. .at ..-. t j.jr niSK'

IUl4i

The Want Ad. Columns cf this paper will buy or sell for you almost anything salable or buyable from old clothes or furniture to expensive ew elry - and they have found thousands of em ployes for employers and thousands of Jobs for employes. Phone 1121 and let us sell your property or buy your wants

ed for house keeping, 46 S. 11th St. 14-tf FOR RENT Rooms at New Windsor Hotel, European plan with lunch NEW CASTLE MAN GETS CONTRACT Will Build Washington Township Road. The contract for the "Wasnmgton township gravel road was awarded to H. F. Burke of New Castle by the county commisioners at their meeting today. Burke's bid was $14,989. A. M. Bradway of Straughn's Station presented a bid that was $10O lower, but his bond did not comply with the specifications and the bid was refused. The other bidders were John Duke of this city and C. W. Folger & Co., of Columbus, Ind. OLD CLOTHES IN AFRICA. The Natives Often Make Dreadful Mistakes With European Attire. The "ol' clo' man" is a familiar figure in American streets and one by no means without picturesqueness, but no American dealer in old clothes has established a business of such extent of interest as that of John Hymau of London, whose specialty is to purchase showy costumes and discarded military and official uniforms for disposal in tht orient and Africa. Even the retiring lord mayors of London have become almost by official tradition his customers, and the cocked hat, gold laced coat and knee breeches at which during one season London has gazed with awe in the famous pageant of the lord mayor's procession are likely the next season to delight the eyes of darkest Africa upon the proud person of a darkest African. "I have visited most of the great oriental bazars and watched our goods being purchased," says Mr. Hymau. "I have seen blacks solemnly walking around with waistcoats buttoned behind instead of before and even men wearing ladies' costumes. I have seen enormously big fellows in clothes so small I could not imagine for the life of me how they got into them or how they could get out again unless the stitching gave way." The Prince de Jolnville when off the Gabun coast once received on his ship an official visit from two chiefs, father and son, who must, one would think, have been Mr. Hyman's customers. They were known as Big Denis and Little Denis, and each owned Cor ceremonial occasions a military uniform. That of Big Denis was a French general's, which his wives managed to get him Into. That of Little Denis was a hussar's, and its Intricate cut, numerous buttons, straps and buckles and painfully email size proved quite too much for him. He sent the prince a despairing message begging help, and a relief party of delighted midshipmen was sent to dress him and bring him aboard. They fulfilled their errand; but, -with the mischlevousness of their kind, they bo tightened every fastening of his overtight attire that the poor yonth was nearly bursting with combined pride and suffocation when he arrived, and it was evident he could never be got out of his unwonted finery by any method less drastic than cutting him out Still, no manner of wearing a complete costume ever equals in comic effect some of the savages' combinations of unrelated items. One venerable African chieftain received his European guests with an antiquated evening shoulder cape of pink Cowered satin and spangles worn about his waist as an apron, while his white wool was martially crowned by h military helmet. Still another conducted important negotiations with an exploring party clad simply and impressively in a lady s large Gainsborough hat. a pair of cavalry boots and a necklace of glistening tin ornaments used to decorate Christmas trees. Youth's Companion. Deaths, and Funerals. LEXGEL John Lengel died at his home 14 South Third street at the age of Eixty-three years this morning. His wife, one son and three sisters survive him. He was a civil war veteran and is well known in Richmond. The funeral will be from SL Andrews church Monday morning at 9 o'clock and burial will be at the St. Andrews' cemetery. " Walter Rosslter has returned rrom a busine&a to Fa, Wayne,

counter in connection: hotel owned and controlled by Mrs. Robert J. Criss. 14-7t

FOR RENT Four modern rooms; 325 S. 6th. 14-2t FOR RENT 6 room flat, 1130 Main.) $12.30 per month. 12-tf i FOR RENT Ground floor 16th and Main. storage, : ll-7t "Tooms for '2-2-2 N. 12th lt-7t FOR RENT Furnished light house keeping. LOST. LOST Spring jacket, between 8th and N. A and 4th to Richmond Ave. Reward if returned to Palladium office. 14-3t LOST Several months ago a ring with eight small diamonds specially prized as a wedding ring. Large reward offered. Notify Palladium. 10 7t DEMOCRATS NAME COUNTY TICKET Unusual Enthusiasm Shown At Convention Held at . Cambridge Today. COOK FOR REPRESENTATIVE IS ONLY MAN WHOM THE PARTY HOPES TO ELECT AND THIS IS DUE TO FIGHT MADE AGAINST WALTER RATLIFF. Cambridge City, Ind., Aug. 15. The county democratic convenetion was held here today and a complete ticket was placed in the field. A spirit of rivalry that betokens the interest, was evident in the balloting. It was decided to make" the strongest fight for the offices of representative and joint representative. The party will do all within its power to secure the legislature this year. In Wayne county the party believes it has a strong chance to break into the spoils owing to the opposition that has developed against Walter Ratliff, republican nominee for re-election as state representative. The leaders of the party do not have much hope of securing any other office. The following is the ticket nominated: Representative Walter Cook. Circuit judge John C. Dodson. Joint representative Chas. Druly. Prosecuting attorney Joshuay Allen. Treasurer W. J. Chapman, Sheriff George Nagel. Coroner Dr. F. T. Busche. County surveyor B. F. Wlssler. -s County recorder Chas. Reece. Commissioner Eastern district Thomas Sand, Wayne township. Commissioner Middle district Mark Stevens, Center township. Commissioner Western district Edward Busseth, Jackson township. The Hair. A single hair, which can support a weight of two ounches. is so elastic that it may bo stretched to one-third of its entire length and then regain its former size and condition. Dr. Pincus has measured the growth of hair by cutting off circles about one inch in diameter from the heads of healthy men and so comparing the growth of the patches with that of the rest of the hair. He found that the growth rate generally became slower after cutting; that in some cases the balr on the patches grew at the same rate as the rest, but that It never grew any faster. The ordinary length of the hair on the bead ranges between twenty-two inches and about forty-five inches, the latter being considered unusually long. London Standard. Beetles. The Rev. Theodore Wood, a well known English authority on beetles, makes an interesting observation on a little beetle found frequently In the flowers of the primrose, but nowhere else, which Is quite a mystery. It is small, brown and flat, and Mr. Wood remarks of it: "How Its life is lived nobody knov.s. Where its eggs are laid, what the grubs feed upon, where the chrysalis be hidden, nobody knows. Nobody knows even why the perfect beetle gets Into the primrose blossom." An Easy Way. "In order to succeed in life." said the experienced person, "jon must not be afraid to make enemies." "Then," answered the tractable youth, "you would probably advise me to put in some time as a baseball umpire." Washington Star. When the Adamses Move. Mrs. K while telling her children about Adam and Eve and the beauties of the garden of Eden, was interrupted by one of the tiny tots saying, "Oh. mamma, when those Adamses move away let us get that place to live in." Delineator.

The Han OfTte Body. The organ around wbich ell the other or?aea revolve, and npoa which they axe larretr dependent for their welfare, is the stomach. V7ben the fanctions of the stomach become impaired, the bowels and liver also become deanred. To cure a disease of the stomach, lrvctr bowels zet a SO cent or SI bottle of Dr. Cakt!l's Syrup Pepam at your drtOTist'e. It is promptest relief for constipation and dyr sia ever ccmpocnOd.

MISCELLANEOUS.

ELECTRIC IRONS AT $3.75. Tungsten Lamps are as good for the home as the store; see them at Meerhoff's. ll-tf FOR HIRE Automobile carriage; phone 3197. augl2-lmo Try a Pa Had ium want ad. They pay". The Palladium will take your ad over the phone. LAUNDRY. We can help make ycu nappy honestly wo can. Richmond Steam Laurdry. LAUNDRY Will call and deliver. Eldorado Laundry. Phone 2147. ltf PALLADIUM WANT ADS. PAY CLEANING A CLOCK. It la Not Very Difficult, According te These Directions. It is very simple to clean a clock, which may sound rather absurd. For an amateur it is not always necessary to take the clock to pieces. With a little care and patience and using some benzine, a clean white rag. a sable brush and some oil a clock can be cleaned and put in first class running order. The benzine should be clean and free from oil. You can tort benzine by putting a little on the back of the hand. If it is good, it will dry off, leaving the hand quite clean, but If any grease remains on the hand It is not fit to use. The oil should be of the very best that can be procured. Vegetable oils should never be used. Clock oil can be procured from your druggist or Jeweler. All loose dirt should be removed from the works by blowing with bellows or a fan or dusting with a dry brush. In the latter case great care should be exercised not to Injure any of the parts. Dip the brush in the benzine and clean the spindles and spindle holes and the teeth of the escapement wheel. After washing a part wipe the brush on the rag and rinse in the benzine. This should be repeated frequently until no more dirt is seen. When the clock has dried oil the spindle holes carefully. This may be done with a toothpick or a silver of wood rut to a fine point Oil the tooth of the escapement wheel slightly, using a fine brush. Popular Mechanics. LOWESTOFT- CHINA. Story of a Factory Whose Products' Are Now Highly Prized. At the end of the North parade, Lowestoft, is the Warren House, a place of great interest to connoisseurs of china. It was here, in the eight, eenth century, that a discovery of fine clay was made which eventually led to Lowestoft manufacturing the china which is now so rare that It la almost priceless. Initial experiments made by Hewlln Luson, Esq., of Gunton Park, near Lowestoft, with some fine clay discovered accidentally on bis estate resulted in complete success and ultimately led to the opening of a factory at Lowestoft In 1756 for the manufacture of fine earthenware and porcelain "soft paste." In 1775 a finely glazed and decorated "hard paste" was Introduced, the efficiency and beauty of which betokened a brilliant success for the proprietors. Contemporary evidence indisputably shows that from 1770 to 1800 the Lowestoft works were at the zenith of their fame. Owing, however, to the enormous expenses and difficulty Incurred in procuring china clay from Cornwall and elsewhere (after the original clay was exhausted) and the rapidly Increasing competition of other makers its prosperity waned, the collapse came, and the works were closed in 1803. London Globe. Clerical Clothes In New York. "Today I encountered a whim of New York tailors that astonished me," said a western clergyman. "I ordered a suit of clothes from a man who re fused to work for me. " 'What's the reason you folks are passing me along to another tailor?" I asked. "Do I look hard to fit? Are you afraid you won't get your money? "The tailor explained that neither of my guesses was correct. He declined to make ray clothes simply because 1 am a clergyman and require a clerical cut. He let me down easily, by stating further that he never undertook to make ecclesiastical garments, that very few of the lay tailors in New York do undertake them. They do not have enough of that kind of work to keep them constantly informed on the requirements of the different religious orders. A mistake would be embarrassing to the clergymen and to the tailor, so they hand all such customers over to tailors who make a specialty of such work." New York Run. When Sleep Was Trumps. A bridge tAajlng set at an eastern university, who usually turned night into day. used to appear at morning chapel with remarkable regularity and were pointed out as an example by the authorities. An alteration was made In the time, chapel not beginning unta thirty minutes later, and the dean was astounded to see that none of these men. so regular before, was present He sent fcr them and asked the rea son. "Wen. sir." said one. "Ifs like this: When chapel was at half past T we could Just manage it. but we cnt keep awake till 8 o'clock." Harper's weekly.

PALLADIUM WANT AD"

UNDERTAKERS.

DOWNING & SON. 16 N. Sth. Phon 2173. augltf YI LSON " & POI 1 LSFEYER" 15 N It'ta. Phone 1335. augltl INSURANCE. ACCIDENT ANR HEALTH INSURANCEBcall & Coffin. (U IN SURE YOUR "HOME " withBea'ir& Coffin. IS S. Sth. -It DENTISTS. DR. PARKS, 12 N. 10th, room formerly occupied by Dr. Hamilton. 13-1 mo The south ae;i Ulauders believe that the animal which tempted Eve la th Garden of Eden was an eel, while la Egypt the eel was worshiped as a god. THE HUMAN ENGINE. To Operate This Masterpiece Air It the First Necessity. Of all the engines cunningly devised by man not one can equal that master ' piece of construction, the engine of the human frame. To run that engine air Is the first necessity. Construct It bow, you will, the greater part of the energy which feeds a power plant is . lost before it reaches the applying , machine. The body only has the power of using energy really economically, and efficiently. Its food is Its fuel. To be available all the constituents of that food must be burned, producing heat and power. For that burning the oxygen of the air la essentlaL Equally, true is It that nitrogen must be pres. ent to prevent the rapid combustion which would take place In oxygen , alone. But. whether the combustion, be fast or slow, the action la the same. The body barns the carbon, and bydrogen of Its food and gives out the oxides of these substances, carbon dioxide (carbon acid gas) and hydrogen oxide (water). The water that la formed within the body by the burning of hydrogen is of comparatively slight Importance In a consideration of the vital questions of the effect of city . air upon the Individual, but the other factor, the carbon dioxide formed In the. body. Is of direct importance Holfls Godfrey in Atlantic FOOD FOR CANNIBALS. WMWaWMMB ; One of the Many Tragedies Enacte In Polynesia, It Is not so very long ago that cannibalism was rife throughout Polynesia, so that to bo killed, cooked and eaten was the almost Invariable fate of aallora who chanced to be ao unfortunate as to be cast away on any of the outlying little visited islands. Perhaps the most awful tragedy of the kind on record was that which happened In connection with the loaa of the St Paul, Captain Pennard. while on a voyage from Hongkong to Sydney. This fine steamship carried, besides a full crew, 827 passengers, mostly emigrants. On Sept. SO, 1S58. she waa wrecked on the Island of RosseL but all got safely on shore. A little later the captain and eight of the crew left the Island In search of assistance and were picked up by the Prince of Denmark schooner. Eventually the French ' steamer Styx was dispatched to the Island and brought away one emigrant The remaining 320 bad been massacred and devoured by tb natives. Pearson's Weekly. Philadelphia's Antl-tipplng Scheme. . A Philadelphia acquaintance has Invented a way of getting rid of the' "brushing nuisance. He places a silver quarter In the hollow of bis right band and, turning to the boy' who is pretending to find dust upon bis clothes, says: "You are such a tremendous "brasher" X will glv yon this money if yon can brush it out of my hand." "Yes. sir." answers -the boy with glee unless be bas tried the act previously. In that case be gives up the Job. As a general proposition, the most' facile "brushing'" will not sweep a coin off a human hand. Why this cappens to do rrue wui do less anaerstood after the reader has tried it himself.. One might almost say that a coin cannot be brushed with a whisk broom off the back as well as out of the palm of a hand. Give the boy three tries and then return the money to your pockety U-n Eagle. Why, of Course! Tne editor of an agricultural paper was grumbling about a puzzling question he had received from a city man who had recently removed to the country. The Inquiry was this: "Win yon kindly tell me bow lonj cows should be milked?" The office boy. passing near, heart bis superior repeating the question aloud. "Scuse me, boss." be said, "but Wy don't yer tell him Jes de same's short cows"" Judge. rhis eoarr: roo. ad caieruyn Or. aldweii'e rrwp Pepam casirWety ynaraa:i to core todJ-estion. com npatton. sk k headcee. otxensrve Dreara. maiana ua au uumi -isiaff from stomar troolva. PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY. Great Blood Purifier. 'res. Fr sal