Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 172, 5 August 1908 — Page 5

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EVENTS FOR TODAY. Recital given this evening by Mr. Leroy Harris in the auditorium of the Second Presbyterian church. All those Interested are invited to attend. The members of the Penny club are meeting this afternoon with Mrs. Jennie Barnes of Ft Wayne avenue. Mrs. Clark Wann is hostess for a meeting of the First Baptist Mlssioanry society this afternoon at her home on West Fifth street. The Woman's home missionary society of the First M. E. church is meeting this afternoon with Mrs. Whitman. 334 Pearl street. ' The Misses Deborah and Margaret Sedgwick entertained last night in honor of Miss Marjorie Seeds of In- ; dianapolls, who is the house guest of I the Misses Sedgwick. The evening i was spent in social conversation and ; dancing. Those present were Misses ; Marie Campbell, Josephine Cates. ! Mary Gaar, Afton Clapp, Pearl Hase- ; coster and Messrs. Karl Kepler, Walter Craighead, Owen Kuhn, Charles ; Morgan, John Starr, Howard Thomas and Ramsey Poundstone. The N. O. C. club entertained their i husbands last evening in a charming ! manner at the home ofMr. and Mrs. ' Joseph Kleasner, 206 South Seventh street. Point euchre was played at six itables. Prizes were captured by Mr. Sand Mrs. Joseph Reed, Mr. George j Schneider, Mr. Harvey Brown. Mr. 1 Harry Meek and Mrs. Joseph Kleasjner. Mrs. Harry Meek will entertain :the club in, two' weeks at her country (home on the'Klberty pike. i J j' Miss Ruth -Harris, and little sister i Esther Adele left today for a three -weeks visit with relatives at Wabash, I Indiana. j& The Ladies Aid society of the Grace . M. E. church will meet Friday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock in the church parlors. All members are reauested i to be present as Important business matters will be transacted at this session. a8 Mrs. Albert Marlatt and little daughter Mary have returned from a two weeks stay at James and Crooked lakes. fcj Miss Mable Hasemeier left this morning for Winona Lake where she will spend a week or ten days. a4 ajt Mr. and Mrs. Louis Weber delightfully entertained a small party of friends recently at their beautiful country home, "Woodlawn," northwest of the city. Music and social conversation were features of the evening. Refreshments were served. The guests were Miss Edna Starr, Miss AlsaVoorhees and Miss Kathryn Lamb; Messrs. Howard Thomas, Jesse Starr, Dwight Johnson of Indianapolis ajid Mr. Falley. ak$ The dancing party given last evening by several young women was a delightful and enjoyable social event. The affair was held in the pavilion at Jackson's park. Piano and drums furnished the music. Over thirty couples were in attendance. J J Miss May Griffin is the guest of New Castle friends for a few days. JS JC J8 The wedding of Miss Edna Turner, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Turner, to Mr. Fred Logan will take place this evening at the home of the brido's parents on the Ablngton pike. The Rev. Joseph Beck of the Trinity Lutheran church will perform the ceremony. Only the relatives and a few friends will attend. 5 Dr. and Mrs. E. II. Mendenhall have left for an outing of several weeks. iThey will go to Buffalo and from there over Into Canada where they will visit various points of Interest. Before returning home they will- spend about a week fishing at Lake St. Clair, Michigan. Dr. and Mrs. Richard Schillinger with their little daughter have returned from an outing at James Lake. J J J The East End Aid society of the .First Christian church will give a social this evening at the home of Miss Bele V. Scott. 110 Uorth Fifteenth street. J 3 " Mr. and MrsTlTE. Turner of North Twenty-first 6treet, accompanied by iMr. and Mrs. Lee Turner, left today for a trip to Niagara Falls. J j j Mrs. Burton Westcott of Springfield. (Ohio and Miss Jean Westcott are the Delicious Lemon Pie Try This Recipe: 1 Quart Water. 1 Package "OUR-PIE". Follow Directions on Package. Each package makes 2 Pies. 3 Kinds. Lemon, Chocolate, Custard. 10c. Order from any 'Grocer. -Always the Latest in Music P. E. WILSON Phone 2074 Adams Drag Store

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guests of relatives and friends in this city. Mrs. Richard More will entertain the members of the aid society of the Reid Memorial Hospital tomorrow afternoon at three o'clock at her home, 123 South Fourteenth street. All the members are urged to be present. Mrs. W. X. TaJlant, 30 South Eleventh, who has been visiting friends at Columbus, Ohio, has returned home. J Jt Thursday afternoon the ladies' aid society of the United Brethren church will meet to make arrangements for the sending of delegates to the White River Conference, which is to be held next week. The affair commences Tuesday and continues until the following Monday. The ladies aid society will serve meals to the delegates and also to those living in town. Monday afternoon at a business session of the society the following officers were elected to serve for the ensuing year: President Mrs. Frank Weaver. Vice-president Mrs. Emma Lovin. Secretary Mrs. Melling. Treasurer Mrs. A. D. Reid. Mrs. J. T. Gist was hostess for a meeting of the missionary society of the First Christian church yesterday afternoon at her home, north of the city. The devotional was led by Mrs. Belle Harris, followed by two interesting papers on "Mexico" and "India," which were read by members of the Bociety. The program was of unusual Interest and was thoroughly enjoyed by all. The remainder of the afternoon was spent In a social manner. Mrs. Lawrence Gist presided at the punch bowl. Later a luncheon in three courses was served. The next meeting will be held the first Tuesday in September at the home of Mrs. Robert Wilson, 306 West Main street. Election of officers will take place at this time. a ?s The Misses Lenora Wickemeyer, Muriel Bartel, Viola Wickemeyer, Ruth Bartel, Ellen and Alida Swain, who, with the Misses Martha and Frieda Wickemeyer, of Michigan City, are camping near Hiser's Station, entertained several town guests in a pleasant and Informal manner last evening.

A Tip on HousecJeaning. To make housecleanlng easy and to see the good effects permanently, avoid soft, yellow soaps, because they only smear and clog up the corners of your woodwork. The best soap for housecleaning is Easy Task. It leaves everything sweet and clean and is a moth and roach destroyer. Bugs move out when Easy Task soap moves In. POLITICAL PRtSQNERS GIVEN FREEDOM President of Guatemala Takes Unlooked for Action. Washington, Aug. 5. Estrada Cabrera, President of Guatemala, has released forty-three political prisoners, according to a dispatch received at the State Department from American Minister Heimke. Of this number thirty-two were Guatemalans, six Hondurans and five Xicaraguans. It is believed these men were among those who were alleged to have been Implicated In the several attempts on the life of President Cabrera during the last two years. His action In releasing them will remove a source of some irritation which has been felt since their arrest and incarceration. A little pill that acts just l-ike castor oil but without any bad taste or nausea. Can be obtained by asking any druggist for Blackburn's CascaRoyal-Pills. The package, if genuine, has four red P corners, and the signature and portrait of Mr. Blackburn printed on the back. FILIPINO ASSEMBLY LEADER IN CONFERENCE Speaks With Wright and Edward on Island Affairs. Washington, Aug. 5. Senor Queson one of the leaders in the Philippine assembly and chairman of the appropriation committee, held a conference with Secretary of War Wright and Gen. Edwards, chief of the Insular affairs bureau. They discussed Philippine matters exclusively. Senor Queson is enroute home from St. Petersburg, where he went to study the operation of the Douma. He is satisfied from his observations that the Philippine assembly has a far wider atitude of authority than has the Douma.

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Parent Charges the Stealing Of a Quarter. Cleveland. O., Aug. f. Confessing that she had bound the hands of her four-year-old child with oil soaked rags and set them on fire, Mrs. Helen Magy, 2776 East Seventy-first street, was sentenced to serve three months in the workhouse and pay a fine of $"0 and costs. The mother with a three weeks old baby in her arms stated in court she had suspected the olaer child of stealing the last quarter they had for house hold expenses and hunger and desperation had caused her endeavor to make the child confess by this punishment. Xeighbors rescued the child before she was burned badly. PLANETARY VITALITY. Earthquakes Cau Take Plane Only oa Living- Globes. A moonquake is now unthinkable, because the moon is as dead as a doornail. Our satellite is "ever foreshadowing our own ultimate doom, like the mummy at Egyptian banquets," but in the meantime, if the Edinburgh Review has correctly conceived the teachings Of seismology, the inhabitants of earth may console themselves for the havoc wrought through earthquakes by reflecting that they demonstrate the vitality of our plauet. In that distant past when the moon actually quaked there may some scientists declare there must have been forms of animation upon its surface. "Though the moon, by reason of its smaller size, was bound to lose its atmosphere, it must have taken millions of years to do so, and there may have been time for the cycle of life, from the primeval germ up to seatient beings and down again to tlie hardiest lingering plant cells, to run its full circle." The writer In the Edinburgh Review continues to develop his line of thought: "Earthquakes are a sign of planetary vitality. They would seem to be char acteristic of the terrestrial phase of de-C velopment. Effete globes like the moon can scarcely be subject to the stress to which they are due, nor can they be very suitably constituted for the propagation of elastic waves. Inchoate worlds, such as Jupiter and Saturn, are still less likely to be the scenes of reverberating concussions. Their materials have not yet acquired the necessary cohesion. They are pasty or fluid, if not partially vaporous. On the earth the seismic epoch presumably opened when, exterior solidification having commenced, the geological ages began to run. It will last so long as peaks crumble and rivers carry sediment, so long as the areal distribution of loads fluctuates and strains evoke forces adequate for their catastrophic relief. "Our globe Is by its elasticity kept habitable. The separation of sea from dry land is thus and not otherwise maintained. The alternations of elevation and subsidence manifest the continual activity of this reserve of energy. The dimensions of the globe we Inhabit depend upon the balance of pressure and expansiveness. Relaxation or enhancement of either instantly occasions a bending Inward or an arching outward of the crust. Just by these sensitive reactions the planet itself shows itself to be alive, and seismic tbrillings are the breaths it draws." Current Literature. Early and Late Rasters. Easter Sunday cannot happen earlier than March 22 or later than April 25, but between these two dates it has a range of thirty-five days. At the time Of the council of Nice, 323 A. D., it was agreed by the representatives present that from that time forward Easter should fall on the first Sunday after the full moon occurring on or next after March 21, or, in other words, "on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the sun crosses the line." Since the above arrangement was adopted by the great ecclesiastical council referred to Easter has fallen on March 22 and on every date between that and April-25, but it is only after long intervals of time that It occurs on its extreme dates. In 1SSG Easter fell on April 25, its latest possible date, an event which will not again occur until the spring of 1043. The last time Easter fell on its earliest date was in ISIS. This will not happen again until after this century. Failure. "Very frequently," says a New York lawyer, "there is an element of unconscious humor in the findings of a jury. To my mind, the best I ever heard in this connection was the verdict brotigbt in by a coroner's jury In Michigan, who were called upon to pass upon the case of the sudden death of a merchant in Lansing. "The finding was as follows: 'We, the jury, find from the physician's statement that the deceased came to his death from heart failure, superinduced by business failure, which was caused by speculation failure, which was the result of failure to see far enough ahead.' "Harper's Weekly. The Tkermomrtrr Habit. The clinical thermometer habit has taken such a hold on many persons that one physician has forbidden his patients to have them on pain of refusing to treat them if they disobey. The clinical thermometer fiend is a person who keeps one of these medical registers in the house and the instant that he. more often she, lias a headache, real or imaginary, thrusts the tube under her tongue and takes her temperature. Finding it varying one millionth part of a degree from normal, she thinks she Is about to have some deadly illness, packs off to bed and sends for the doctor. Good Temper. Good temper is the most contented, the most comfortable, state of the soul; the greatest happiness both for those who possess it and for those who feel its influence. With gentleness in his own character, comfort in his home and good temper in his wife the earthly felicity f man la complete. Anoa.

EDISON TO PROBE

NIO PURE SCIENCE Is Now Beginning to Gratify The Real Ambition of His Life. IS WORTH $25,000,000. FOR THIS REASON LITTLE COMMERCIALISM NEED CREEP INTO HIS WORK WILL TAKE LIFE EASILY HEREAFTER. New York. Aug. 5. Thomas A. Edison has begun to gratify the ambition he has cherished for many years and his laboratory at Llewellyn, N. J. will see comparatively little of' him henceforth. Mr. Edison's ambition has been to give himself a roving commission into pure science and steer clear of commercialism. He doesn't want to increase his fortune. He has !25.000, iOo. which he thinks more than enough. All his life he has been turning out money making inventions. He will devote his remaining years to investigating anything that strikes his fancy without regard to financial productiveness. It was learned today and the fact was made public for the first time that the man who has achieved so many marvels in electricity has a greater love for chemistry than for electricity. Chemistry was the first science to captivate his wonderful Intellect, but he has never had the chance to dig as deep into Its mysteries as he wanted to. Now he proposes to give himself the chance. To Take Life More Easily. Moreover, he is going to take life more easily. He has promised his family and his friends to give up slaving night and day. Sundays and holidays in his laboratory. Not only that but he is going to take jaunts about to see something of the rest of the world. He has bought himself a place in Florida where he will spend a couple of months in the late winter and early spring next year. Toward the end of this month he is going with his wife on a month's trip to the Pacific coast. He will stay more than a month if the fancy strikes him. Today, instead of being in his laboratory he was funmaking with some friends down on Long Island wnere he went Friday to spend a few days. Coincident with this change In Mr. Edison's career, came a change in the affairs of the Edison companies, by which Commissioner E. Gilmore, who took hold of the commercial end of Edison's affairs when the inventor, it is said was $750,000 in debt, was succeeded by Frank L. Dwyer in the presidency of the companies. When seen today Mr. Dwyer was still In his office at G p. m., though all but a few employes had gone for the day. Plans to Emulate Kelvin. "Mr. Edison is anxtoua to devote more time to pure science and less time to commercial Investigation," said Dr. Dwyer. "He plans to engage in the future in the kind of work done by Faraday, Clerk Maxwell, Heimholtz, Lord Kelvin and other scientists. "The change doesn't mean that Mr. Edison i3 going to stop worK. He is the kind of man who lives and thrives on work. He couldn't stop working if he tried. It simply means that he is going to do the kind of work he wants to do regardless of its commercial value." WIFE KNOCKED DOWN; CLOTHING CUT OFF Husband Employs Strange Methods to Find Child. Princeton. Ind., Aug. 5. When Mrs. William McMickle arrived in' ML Carmel, 111., from Newton. 111., and sought possession of their child from her husband, he knocked her down and cut off her clothing. She ran to the city hall and he followed her there and attacked "her again. City Hall Keeper Anderson interfered and was knocked down and stabbed. Anderson shot off McMickle's ear and arrested him. The child Is with McMickle's mother. THE CITY IN BRIEF Dr. Kinsell of Greensfork was in the city today visiting with Dr. Bramkamp. Mrs. Brace and son Chauncey of Pontiac, Mich., are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Lamar. Mrs. M. J. Murphy and son Thomas who have been visiting for the past two weeks with relatives and friends at Logansport and Chicago have returned home. The excursion that is to be run this month by the Pennsylvania to Atlantic City promises to be one of the most popular excursions that has ever been conducted by this road. A large number of Richmond people will go. S'ae Hat c ycu evt! made love to any one before' He No. never, dearest on my hon or, don't you know! She Well, run away, there's a good, dear fellow, and get some little practice, as you don't shape at all well at ytiwat. tnj Stories.

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THE t NIGHT AND DEATH. Mysterious mgnt, when our first parent knew Ttaea from report divine and heard thy riamo Did ho not tremble for this lovely frame. This glorious canopy of light and blue? Yet 'neath a curtain of translucent dew. Bathed in the rays of the great setting flame. Hesperus with the host of heaven came. And. lo. creation widened in man's view! Who could have thought such darkness lay concealed Within thy beams, O sun, or who could find Whilst flower and leaf and insect stood revealed That to such countless orbs thou mad'st us blind? Why do we then shun death with anxious strife? If light can thus deceive, wherefore not life? Joseph Blanco Whit. Pulled In Two Feet. The motorist was working under his machine when a farmer drove up. After observing the car, which stood In the very middle of the road, and measuring the distance to the ditches upon either side the farmer shouted: "Hey! Can't you pull in a little and let me past?" The hammering ceased. "How much?" asked the prostrate man. "About two feet U do." The motorist obligingly pulled In his two protruding feet and resumed hammering and swearing. Concluding that Saturday would be a better day t go to town anyway, the farmer turned around and drove back home. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. All Well. A certain Mme. Cresswell died In Bridewell, says an English journa.', and bequeathed 10 to have a sermon preached lo which nothing but what was well of her should be said. The sermon Is said to hare been written by the Duke of Buckingham and was as follows: "All I shall say of her Is this: She was born well, married well, lived well and died well, for she was born at Shadwell. married to Cresswell, she lived at Clerkenwell and died in Bridewell." Smile Early and Often. "Smile early and often. The more blue you feel the more you must smile," says a physician. "The philosophy of the smile cure lies in the fact that, the body being the means by which the mind expresses itself, there must be co-operation. If the body refuses to express the mental suggestion of depression the mind will change its attitude and accept the body's suggestion of joyousness. If. on the contrary, the physical admits the mental 'blueness.' the body in a short time becomes languid, the head feels dull and often aching, the blood flows sluggishly, and actual sickness results iu some degree. The facial muscles being those through which the greatest play of expression is posMble. it follows that their reaction upon the mind is quickest. The mere effect of smile produces a revulsion of feeling, and the artificial soon becomes a real lauzb." Why He Joined the Sunday School. "Tommy." said a young lady visitor! at his home, "why not come to ourj Sabbath school? Several of your little' friends joined us lately." i Tommy hesitated a moment. Then suddenly he exclaimed. "Does a little red headed kid by the name of Jimmy Brown go to your school?" "Yes. indeed." replied the new teacher, j "Well, theu," said Tommy, with an air of interest. "I'll be there next Sunday, you bet. I've been laying for that kid for three weeks and never knew where to find him." Judge's Library. Let Her Burn. "Is this Mr. Rockford?" said the talInsurance agent as he slipped quietly into the oQce. "Yes; that's my name." "Mr. Rockford, I represent the Commercial Insur&noe eompany, and" "I'm a jrald yove come to the jwronf.

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SCRAP piace.- ! "But I understand, sir. that you owe a large industry on the outskirts of th i city. Am I correct?" "Yes." "And 1 hear that you carry no lnsur ance." continued the wily agent. "No; I don't need issur" "Now. us I was saying, a man witt a large Industry should certainly pro tect himself from fires. I am In a post tkn to give you a fine rate. Mr. Rock fod""But I don't have any fires." "Ton can't tell. Mr. Rockford. N one knows what tomorrow may brinj? A destructive conflagration would wlpi out your Immense Industry, and yot would be penniless. Now. by taking out a neat policy with me you can save yourself thousands upon thousands of dollars. Your industry will be safe, all for the small amount of Insurance that" "But I don't need Insurance. I don't have any fires," persisted the proprietor. "But your industry may be burning up right now," replied the agent triumpbantlv. "Let hr burn. It'll be the first time a stone quarry ever went up In flames." Bohemian Magazine. Caught the Czar. Peter the Great was once very neatly caught In a trap by a jester attached to the court. The jester was noted for his cleverness in getting himself and his friends out of difficulties. It happened one day that a cousin of his had Incurred the czar's displeasure and was about to be executed. The Utter therefore presented himself before his Imperial majesty to beg for a reprieve. On seeing blm approach, the czar, divining his errand, cried: "It is no good to come here. I swear I will not grant what you are going to ask." Immediately the jester went down on his knees, saying. "I beseech your imperial highness to put that scamp cousin of mine to death." The czar, thus caught in his own trap, could only laugh and pardon the condemned man. Tha Puritans. If the Puritans suffered bull baiting, it was not because It gave pain to ths bull, but because It gave pleasure to the spectators. Macaulay. A Too Familiar Ego. Deacon Stebblns. though a good citizen, was noted for getting more work out of the men who labored on bis farm than any other agriculturist In the county. Late to bed was considered ample reason for an early rising. Timothy Flnnnery was engaged by the deacon, but stayed one week only. A neighbor hailed the departing helper and said: "nello. Tim! Did the deacon work you too hard?" "No; the worruk was all right It was seela' too much of mesilf that I couldn't stand." "Seeir.g too much of yourself?" "Yes. sor. Ivery nisht when I wert up to bed 1 met mesilf comin' down to breakfast!" Woman's Home Companion. Good Time to Ifie. The following is told concerning an old golf csddie and his wife. The minister, who was called In. tried to comfort the wife, wnying that, while Jo!;n was very weak, he was evidently ready for a better world. Unexpectedly, however. John rallied and said to his wife: "Jeuny. my woman. I'll maybe be spared to re yet." "Na. na. John:"" was the reply. "Y'e're prepared, and I'm resigned: Dee nool" Dundee Adrertiser. Floored by an Epithet. Wben a boy at Frankfort, just starting out on his career of public speaking. Senator Vest penetrated the knobs of Franklin county. Ky. He was making a speech to a small crowd which had scattered about the stump on which he. stood. The audience either sat ec 1 wiled back en the gtOjind while

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