Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 126, 20 June 1908 — Page 8
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THE RICHMOND PAIXADIUM AND SUN-TELEGRAM, SATURDAY, JUNE 20, 1908.
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SERVICES SUNDAY
Exercises to Be Held in Glen, Or, If It Rains, in First M. E. Church. A TRIBUTE TO THE DEAD.
REV. T. H. KUHN WILL BE THE SPEAKER OF THE DAY, AND J. B. GORDON WILL ACT AS MASTER OF CEREMONIES.
ASKS FOR MONEY Counsel for Ray Lamphere Wants Mrs. Gunness Captured.
Postponed from last Sunday on a count of the rain, the Union Memorial services planned by the lodges of the city, will be held tomorrow afternoon at Glen Miller Park. The committees have had an extra week in which to complete details and it is certain that
If the weather is at all favorable, a
large crowd will be present. This will be the first service of this kind ever held in Richmond and the attendance tomorrow will indicate
whether the scheme is warranted. If sufficient approval is shown, the undertaking will probably be made into an annual affair. The services are for the purpose of paying a simple tribute to the deceased members of the local fraternal organizations. There will be no parade or other attempt at ostentation, the occasion being regarded more as a duty than as a holiday. " The exercises will be held in the grove at the north end of the pavilion. In case of rain, the services will be held at the First M. E. church on East Main street. The program will be as follows: Music. Orchestra Meditation Invocation Rev. R. J. Wade Music. Quartet Hymn Mrs. F. Krueger, Mrs. Ray Longnecker Mr. Otto Krone. Mr. Walter Luring. Music. Orchestra Falling Star Reading. "Regret" Miss Mable Kuhn v Music. Quartet .'.."Lead Kindly Light" Address T. H. Kuhn Music. Quartet "Crossing the Bar" Music. Orchestra and Audience ... ."America" Benediction Rev. R. J. Wade
IS THE WOMAN DEAD?
Laporte, Ind., June 20. The assertion of David Hickens of Delafield, Wis., who recently wrote Sheriff Smitzer that Frank Riedinger, catalogued victim of the Gunness house, was alive and living at Lincoln, Neb!? was today established as untrue, thus confirming the belief that Riedinger met his fate when he came here to marry the woman. Attorney H. W. Worden, counsel for Ray Lamphere, is preparing a statement today which he will issue to the public asking for contributions to the
fund for finding Mrs. Gunness. The
defense hopes for a reward fund which
will be iarger than any issued in the United States for the apprehension' of
a person guilty of crime.
With the state scouting the idea that
Mrs. Gunness is alive and the defense declaring they will prove she is alive public opinion is about equahy divided.
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IS KILLED
By LIGHTNING STROKE John Foster Meets Death While at Work.
Greenfield, Ind., June "CO. John Fos
ter, 22 years old, was struck, by lightning yesterday afternoon while at work on the farm of his brother Charles, two miles west of this city, and received burns which caused his death three hours later. He, with Austin Reasen and-Clarence Willett, were unloading hay in a barn when the lightning struck. All three were rendered unconscious Mr. Foster was the worst injured, his clothing being burned from his body and the shoes from his feet. He never regained consciousness. His .two companions are thought to be out of danger, as they were not burned. The deceased was a son of Henry Foster, living near Mohawk, this county ,and was unmarried.
Are You Superstitious?
There's a prevailing superstition among housewives that laundry soap to
be used must be yellow. Never was
there a greater mistake. It has been
repeatedly demonstrated that the soap
most harmless to flesh and fabric.
yet deadly to dirt and grease, Is a white soaD called Easy Task. One
five-cent cake will convince you.
RESCUES DROWNING
BOY AT HAWKINS POND
Charles Liehl Saves Life , of
Walter Woodward, Clerk At Knollenberg's.
An early morning plunge in Hawk-
in's pond, northeast of the city Friday,
nearly resulted in the drowning of Walter Woodward, a nineteen year old clerk at Knollenberg's 6tore and but for the promptness of Charles Liehl, the proprietor of the place, the lad
might have been drowned.
Accompanied by a friend, Roy Lacey,
Woodward went to the pond before five in the morning, which is before the place is opened for swimmers. They stripped and dived into the cool
water. Woodward became frightened
and his cries attracted the attention of Liehl, who hastily appeared and
plunged after the drowning boy.
Woodward boards on South Sixth
street but his home is in Dublin.
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MAKING k WILL
EVER BEEN KISSED?
"SURE," SAYS DOWIE i
"Unkissed. Wonder" Disillus
ions a World-Full of Admiring. Women.
HAPPENED LOTS OF TIMES.
SON OF A CHURCH FOUNDER
TELLS SOMETHING OF HIS BYGONE ROMANCES.
HURRY ORDER GIVEN New Hampshire Steams to Panama Immediately Carrying Marines.
In the Japanese temples there Is a large drum - used In worship. It is called kagura-talko, and it gives a tone much like a gong.
$100 Reward, $100 The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at ltast one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in, all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional' treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting: directly upon the blood and mu
cous surraces or the system, thereby Hiitrnvlnff thA founriatirtn nf Ha
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If You Draw Up Your Own, Stick to the Most Simple Terms. "If the people," said a lawyer, "who for whatever reason prefer to draw wills without resorting to legal advice would keep just one thing in mind a lot of trouble would be saved. It is nothing save insistence on simplicity. Simplicity is the main thing to make a will effectiye, and apparently it is the one thing that the will makers forget about. High sounding words and half remembered law phrases come to
their minds, and into the documents these verbal! extravagances go. There appears to be a popular impression that, for example, to say 'I give and bequeath' 'is a stronger way of saying 'I give.' Again, take the matter of directions. Here adesire to be explicit frequently 1 results in contradictions, and the longer a sentence in a will is the more likelihood. there Is of its being open to miuinterpretation. N'o will should be drawn without at least a couple .of drafts having been made of it, each one being gone over carefully with. the idea of simplifying and clarifyingit Give the time to it that the importance of the action demands. Know what you want to do and study out'Jthe best way of expressing yourself. Don't put off makiug a will- I'm superstitious enough to consider that tempting fate. And when a will is drawn remember that it has no legal binding unless the sig-
Chicago, June 20. Gladstone Dowie
today shattered beyond repair the fond
est tradition associated with his name
He admitted, with never a blush, that
he had been kissed in Muskegon Fri
day, and what is still more astonish
ing said:
"Why, that wasn't the first time.
Pshaw, it's happened well, lots of
times."
And isn't it true that you were un
kissed until very recently?" asked the visitor.
"Not at all. I have always got my
share."
'How did it come, then ,that you at
tained an international reputation as
never having kissed or been kissed?"
"One of those unaccountable re
ports. I never claimed to be klssiess."
"Then it is all untrue?" "Yes, I was first kissed when I was
reasonably young when I was at school. Since then, at reasonable intervals, I have been kissed off and on, and I hope and expect to have many
tender impresses in the days to come."
"Were you ever engaged?" "No, never quite. I was once very
near it in Zion City, but I have forgot
ten that romance."
"Because of new ones? "No, but because man's memory Is
always short for that sort of things after it blows over."
"How many romances have you had, Mr. Dowie?" "Oh, not so many. You know the conditions under which I was reared were not such as to encourage general
or indiscriminate love making. But I have not been bereft of my share of
the little love passages." "Are you in love now ?"
"Not really in love. I admire a
good many very lovable girls. But I cannot say any one of them occupies
all or nearly all of my heart. That is
the test of being in love, Is it not?" "Do you contemplate matrimony?"
"I see none in my present range of
vision." "Will you ever marry?"
"Perhaps. I have not yet met the
woman, though, to whom I wanted ir resistably to be married." "Have you ever proposed?"
"No thats where you have me.
That is true. I have never proposed
to any girl."
"What sort of a young woman do you think could induce you to get on
bended knees and ask the fateful ques tion?" "Oh, you must net ask me that.
could not describe her, having never
seen her. She must be the right one.
I do not know what she will look like
or what her disposition will be. But
when I find her, if I ever do, I will know at once that she is the right one." And thus passed out of history one of Chicago's most famed charactersGladstone Dowie, the unkissed. Gladstone Dowie, the many times kissed, is at the Stratford Hotel with his mother, the widow of John Alexander Dowie. They are looking after the Zion City property.
FEAR ELECTION TROUBLES.
New York, June 20. No little significance is attached to orders from Washington to the Brooklyn navy yard directing that the United States battle ship New Hampshire be taken
from the dry dock and hastened to Colon, Panama, where trouble in the
national elections on July 12 is expect ed.
Extensive additions are also to be made to the Isthmian marine force and other naval vessels due at ports
of that republic are to be held awaiting further orders.
There are 280 marine already In
Panama and more are being sent there so that In all there will be a force of
1,700 on band at election time. Three
hundred and fifty of these are to go
on the New Hampshire.
It is understood that two officers of
high rank in the navy, will go to Pan
ama on the New Hampshire to take charge of the situation and to handle
the marines should there be occasion.
Among the boats that are expected
to arrive at Colon are the Buffalo,
bringing a number of men home, and
the Prairie bringing home 717 men.
Mrs. S. L. Bowen of Wayne, W. Va.,
writes: "I was a suffer from kidney
disease, so that at times I could not
get out of bed, and when I did
could not stand straight. I took Foley's Kidney Remedy. One dollar bottle and part of the second cured
me entirely." Foley's Kidney Reme
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CHICAGO JUDGE STOPS
STAGE STRUCK GIRLS
Declares Winnipeg and Other
Cities "Stopping Places On the Road to Hell."
SENDS GIRLS TO A HOME.
SENTENCES RUNAWAYS TO
SPEND A YEAR IN PUBLIC INSTITUTION OF REFORMMANY SIMILAR CASES.
GREATEST MAN THE
COUNTRYJVER KNEW
Thus "Auntie" Speaks of
"Will" Taft.
Milbury, Mass., June 20. The greatest celebration this town ever in-
dulged in was begun when the news of the nomination of William Howard Taft, who spent his boyhood here, was received over a special wire from Chicago, which had been arranged for the candidate's aunt, Mrs. Delia Torrie, aged 70 years. "What do I think of it?" said Mrs. Torrie this morning. "Why I am simply overjoyed. No one knows what a great and good man he is better than his auntie. "In my opinion Will is the greatest man the country ever knew, not excepting Roosevelt."
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who must themselves witness the document in the presence of the testator and each other." New York Press.
"I thought you were going to break up housekeeping?" "We did intend to, but the cook refused to leave."
Capthratlog fomgce. Charming Peallsm Fate's a Fiddler By EDWIN GEORGE PINKHAM With illustrations by Lester Ralph The frontispiece in color LAt last we haw a distinctly American tttmA of to-day with the charm of the oid masters of English fiction. C.Eery page is a deEght, the characters are lovable friends, the situations vividly infused with American optimism and humor a novel to keep and read again. LTe author paints a broad canvas, and tells his story with the genius of born story-teller. CLlf you are tired of the general run of fiction don despair, but read .. Fate's a Fiddler
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The Life Saving Service. "' The first stations of a life saving service in this country were established by the Massachusetts Humane society at Lovell island and Coaasset. All efforts for saving life and property In cases of shipwreck were made by this
society till 1837, when the president of the United States was authorized to employ ships to cruise along the shores and render assistance to distressed navigators. In 1S4S congress passed a law creating a few life saving stations between Sandy Hook and Little Egg harbor. New Jersey. From this has
grown the splendid system which now
takes in all the coasts of the country.
New York American.
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Chicago, June 20. 'The first stopping places on the road to hell for a chorus girl leaving Chicago are Winnipeg, Canada, to the north; Memphis to the south, Omaha to the west, and Buffalo to the east," said Judge Judson F. Going yesterday. He was speaking to Clara Schalz, an 18-year-old runaway who had been ar
rested at the Grand Central depot as she was about to board a train for the
Canadian city with twenty other
girls to join a theatrical troupe there
I want to go on tne stage, pro
tested the girl when arrested. "I am old enough to take care of myself, and
I don't want to go back home to my
mother and sisters. I want to go on
the stage."
"You were probably starting for hell.
although your ticket read Winnipeg,"
said Judge Going at the Sheffield Avenue police court. "Most young girls who become stage struck and run away from home to go on the
stage go to one of these four towns
Without the good home influence they have left behind they soon fall into a
life of shame, and after leaving Winnipeg, or one of the other places soon
reach their final destination." "I won't go home," replied the girl "I'm going on the stage."
"You won't for a year at least," retorted Judge Going. "I'll send you to the House of the Good Shepherd for a
year."
The girl ran away from her home, at
29 Janssen avenue, several days ago
Detectives Zabel and Gallagher learned, it Is alleged, that she had been engaged by Thomas Olson of
Winnipeg to join a company in Cana
da and went to the depot yesterday
just before train time.
Another young stage struck girl
was in tne ponce court wnen tvutn
Harding, 15 years old, was arraigned before Judge Dicker at the Harrison
street court, with Jesse A. Thomas,
a theatrical booking agent. Thomas
was fined $50 on a charge of causing the delinquency of the girl.
Mrs. Mary Harding, the girl's mother, said that the girl had become stage struck and had obtained a position at Abilene, Kan., through Thomas. Detective Muiphy was sent to Kansas to bring the girl back. She said that she had been at Thomas' flat for two days before going to Kansas, and that he had advised her to change her name to prevent the police finding her. "What is your opinion of prosperityr "Well," answered the Improvident man, "my opinion of prosperity is that it Is something for which I am expected to give three cheers because some other fellow has it" Washington Star.
The 8lippery Pronoun.
Many are the circumlocutions which
have been devised by civilized races in
order to avoid the bluntness of direct
address. In fact, it may be said that
at the moment when a nation stand
ardises its language it begins to have
trouble with its pronouns.
"Thou" has of course become obsolete except in prayer, although it flour
ishes colloquially in the north of Eng
land. The second person plural is substituted. In parts of the south "you all" is heard, a further step to
ward refined elusiveness.
In. France and Germany ."thou" has been retained in familiar or semlcontemptuous speech. In Spain and Italy, on the other hand, the third person is substituted habitually in place Of itHarper's Weekly.
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A Watch Tip. "So you lost your watch In the crowd, eh?" ' Lecoq, the detective, sneered. "Well, I'm ashamed of you. "You ought to know after your long friendship with me that there's only one safe way for a man to carry a costly watch in the right band vest pocket, with the chain running into the right and left pockets, "The thief always snatches at ttfe left pocket, and of course by my system he gets only a key or a cheap compass." New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Quite Unexpected. The Mistress What, Suzanne, going to leave me? Going to get married? This Is most unexpected. The French Maid Oui. madame, but eet ees not uiy fault Eet was only last night a: your son proposed to me. Harper's Bazar. Why They Doubted Him. Hewitt Figures won't lie. Jewett That's what I tell the people I meet In business, but they won't believe me. Hewitt What Is your business? Jewett I'm collector for a gas company. Town and Country.
Touched. Mrs. Homespun The comic papers ay you fellows never work. Weary Waffles Y-yes'm; de comic papers also say dat mother-in-laws Is a nuisance when everybody knows dat dey are de most sweetest an' angelic uv mortals, an' Mrs. Hoaaesenn You poor, dear man! Come right in this minute. I will broil a chicken for you. Judge.
Sorry. Mamma Here comes your father. See how cross you've made him. Now go and tell hin you're sorry. Tommy Say, pop, I'm sorry you're so blamed cross. Philadelphia Press.
An Unfortunate Misunderstanding. "I bad to leave my last situation because the missus said they were going to lead the sinful life, and they wouldn't want any servants about the place." Punch,
Terre Haute, Indianapolis & Eastern Traction Co. Eastern Division (Time Table Effective Oct. 27, 1907.) Trains leave Richmond for Indianapolis and intermediate stations at 6:00 a. m., 7:25, 8:00, 9:25, 10:00. 11:00, 12:00, 1:00. 2:25. 3:00. 4:00. 5:25. 6:00, 7:30, 8:40, 9:00, 10:00. 11:10. Limited trains. Last car to Indianapolis, 8:40 p. m. Last car to New Castle, 10:00 p. m. Trains connect at Indianapolis for Lafayette, Frankfort, Crawfordsville, Terre Haute, Clinton, Sullivan, Paris (Ills.) Tickets sold through.
A Rational Plan for an American: Peerage.
Charles Edward Russell, irnone of" the most brilliant satires ever written, deplores the fact that when the American plutocrat pays a fancy price for a foreign title his daughter is the sole beneficiary. Mr. Russell works out a comj plete plan for the establishmentof a titled
& aristocracy of our own, emphatically asW sertinsr that we can turn out iust as .
good titles as any people in this world bar none." You must read his great
-scheme for the creation of American
Princes, Grand Dukes, Dukes, Barons, Lords and Knights, and the scale of prices for same " cash on delivery f.o.b,n in '
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