Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 117, 11 June 1908 — Page 5

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AXD SUX-TELEOKAM, T 11111 SD AT. JfXE 11. lOOS.

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Prescription For Thin Women

Tells How to Develop a Superb Figure Without Drugs, Exercises or Dieting Increases Bust and Hip Measurements, Also General Health. Would a little morp flesh here and here make yon more charming anrl attractive? Would ton or twenty pounds more make you more beautiful and happy? Would your govns lit better? Certainly, an exquisite roundness anrl fullness tit" arms, nook, bust, and hips would improve any thin woman, and add u personal magnetism which is so attractive and desirable, that actresses and rieh society women pay large fees to obtain them from the beauty doctors. The late Madame Moneaux was probably the most successful beauty doctor who ever lived. And this is Iier secret of success: Obtain of any good druggist, two ounces of glycerine and one ounce tincture cadomene compound; take home, mix and let stand two hours; then add a toaspoonful of borax and three ounces of rosewater. Shake -well and apply to the parts requiring development, rubbing and massaging until completely absorbed. Then wash the parts treated with very hot water and good soap, drying thoroughly. The refreshing fullness and delightful firmness which follow are so gratifying and noticeable that, your friends will scarcely recognize you in a few weeks after treatment is begun. WOMEN DO THE WORK Now Engaged in Cleaning the Greensfork Cemetery. NEW ASSOCIATION FORMED. Greensfork, Ind.. .Tune 11. Women members of the local cemetery association have the interest of the cemetery 'b condition at heart, as is exemplified by a recent episode. Tuesday afternoon about twenty members of the society shouldered their hoes, rakes and scrapers and proceeded to the cemetery, and accomplished a splendid work by cutting out the weedy, clearing the drive ways, etc. They will continue until the needed improvement is completed and they are to be congratulated that they have a cemetery that is a credit to the community. Recently the annual election of officers for the ensuing year was held find the following were elected: Hannah Bradbury, president; John Roller, vice president; Mrs. Holler, treasurer and Mrs. Lute field, secretary. The ladies of the society will Mrs. Mrs. Will an Ice cream festival in Kienzles hall Saturday night, June 20. Every body Invited. A Broken Down Wife at Thirty. Unless you, Mr. Husband, want your wife to have that broken-down look when she is thirty, you must interest yotrrsolf right now. Only one reason for it overwork lack of labor savers. One thing that will help js Easy Task soap. She must have it. It will do more than its share. Buy two cakes for ten cents and after she has used it, the Hewitt Bros. Soap Co. will refund your money if it has not greatly reduced her labors. I... . .. .. .ty. The sixi'.i Jt i:r of lile has been most prolific in human achievement and may well be designated as the nge of the master work. In action alone Its accomplishments have revolutionized history, and it would be most difficult to conceive what would be the present status f the world's affairs had these tea years of Individual life never es Isted. W. A. N. Dorlnnd In Century. Brought the Tears. 'Have you 6een De Murky's latest battle piece? It's the most pathetic thing he has ever done." "No. but I've seen Von Dawber's Horseradish Grinder.' Nobody can look at it withont crying." Cleveland rialn Dealer. Arranging Matters. "Here is a map of the route we shall take." "Did you make two of them?" "No. What for?" "So papa will be able to overtake us and forgive us." Houston Fost. The first, use of the word strike in its j present accepted sense occurred in the j Ixuidon Chronicle in 3 7i'-". In Sop-1 tembor of that year are many refer- ! euros to a great suspension of labor j in the northern coal fields, and the colliers are said to have struck out for higher wages. ! $100 Reward. $100 ! The reactors of this pnper will t,o i plea1 to Ifarn that Tlur- is ;tt Last one drf-nrted disease that s. ieme has Veen abl lo cure in ail its siagvs. and that is Catarrh. Hall s iitarrh Cure is he only positive cure n.w known to the medical fraterr.it v. -utirr!i being B constitution.)! disease, r. ijuires a ronstltutlonal treatm. :;t. lUil s ("a- ' tarrh Cure is tik.u ituernallv, BotinR dlreetly u;on th- hloo.l an.l m.irous surfaces of th- syst in. thereby destroylnK the found.ttion of the .lis-' tasf, and Klv'us the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its ruratlve powers that they offer unHundred Dollars for any ease that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address: F- J. CHEN FY CO., Toledo, ' Ohio. Sold by Drugrgrlsts. 75c. j Ts.ks Hall's Family Fills for constlration. J

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MLLE. VALOIS, PARIS BEAUTY. Since ancient days Paris has been noted for its beautiful women. Many types of feminine loveliness are found In the gay French capital. It is held by some thst France has the most beautiful women In the world, though this Judg rr.ent Is disputed by many patriotic and gallant Americans. The art of photography, coupled with the universal willingness of beauties to be photo graphed, has made comparisons easy. The subject of the accompanying hUe ne' is Mille. Valois. a noted French beauty.

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SOCIAL NEWS To Reach the Society Editor. Call Home Phcne 1121, or Bell Phone 21

A verv prettv home wedding took place last evening at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Lichrenfels, on South Kighth street. The bride was their daughter. Miss Alice, and the groom Mr. Klmer Kieimeier. The colors, green and white, were carried out in all the floral decorations. White carnations were used in profusion. The wedding ceremony was performed in the front, parlor by the Rev. Conrad Huber of the St. Paul's Lutheran church. An altar arranged of palms and ferns formed an effective setting for the bridal couple. There were no attendants and the bride entered with Mr. Kreirneicr. Mr. Everett. Lichtenfcls, bio; her of the bride, played Mendelssohn's wedding march on the piano. The bride wore a beautiful dress of white batiste trimmed in lace over white silk. White roses were arranged in her hair. She carried a large bouquet of bridal roses tied with white chiffon ribbons. The dining room was arranged with while wedding bells, suspended over the bride's table. Smilax was festooned from the two chandeliers. A large vase of carnations formed a center piece for the table. The places were arranged nl the bride's table for Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Lichtenfels, Mrs. Hernard Lichtenfels, Mis. Lena Lichtenfels. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Klnte, Mr. Kverett Lichtenfels. Mr. Kdward Lichtenfels. Rev. and Mrs. Conrad Huber and Mr. Walter Lichtenfels. About sixty guests were in attendance. The out of town guests were: Miss Anna. Wertman of Cincinnati, Mrs. Mary Wertman of Cincinnati, and Mr. and Mrs. George Rabe of Dayton. Ohio. Mr. and Mrs. Kreimeier left for a wedding trip to Chicago and Milwaukee. I'pon their return they will be at home at 321 South Eighth street. v -" The Woman's Homo aifd Foreign Missionary society of the First English Lutheran church had its monthly meeting yesterday afternoon with Mrs. Henry Vogelsong of South Ninth street. Mrs. Rodefeld and Mrs. Baehmeyer read interesting papers. The next meeting will be held with Mrs. Sudhoff of South Fourth street. .-I The Aid society of the Grace M. K. church, will meet, tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 o'clock at the church. The hours will be spent at needlework. All members are urged to attend. The social held last evening at the First M. E. church was well attended. Ice cream and cake was served. v Mrs. L. N. Cox was hostess for a meeting of the Penny club yesterday afternoon at her home on South Seventh street. The hours were spent socially although some matters of business w ere hroueht up at this session. Luncheon was served. The Men's I'nion of the First Christian church entertained their wives last evening in a pleasant manner at the church. Refreshments were served. tt e . Mrs. Mary Sirtloh entertained tne following at dinner last evening at her home, -51 South Fourteenth street: Mrs. Clyde Coggeshal! and Utile (laugh- j ter r.c;yn. oi Aiouqurque. New .Mexico. Miss Esther Bessclman. Miss Elizabeth Drifmeyer. Miss Lillia Drifmeyer. Miss Clara Getz. Miss Ida liarman. Miss Esther Sittloh. Mrs. Krifmeyer, Mrs. Besselman, Mrs. Horman and Mrs. Getz. One of the most charming of Jure weddings was that or Miss Genevieve Thompson to Milton Thomas, which was solemnized at the home of Mr. r.r.d Mrs. Harry Greyer, of Tew West Jackson street last evening at o'clock. The Rev. W. H. Alien, pastor of the Jackson Street Christian church, officiated, reading the beautiful ring serviie in the presence of a large number of guests. Miss Mary Thomas, sister of the groom, and Harry Reid of Richmond, attended the

- '.V , ( bridal couple as maid of honor and best man, respectively. A program of bridal airs whs played by Miss Rachael Thomas, of Milton, cousin of the groom. The out-of-town guests invited, many of whom attended were: Mr. and Mrs. George Ileid, Carl Reid, Mr. and Mrs. Ileid, Harry Williams, all Mrs. John E. Fleming. Mr. Mr. and Mrs. Mason flyers, Mrs. Alice Reed and Miss Louisa of Richmond: Mr. and Adair, Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. George Adair, William Nichols. Miss Alice. Adair, all of Portland; Mr. and Mrs. Will Marsh, Miss Hazel Marsh. Miss Tiny Ricks and George Greyer, ail of Anderson; Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Shiek, of Crawfordsville; Volney Thomas and Miss Rachael Thomas, of Milton; Otto P. Duluse, of Indianapolis: James N. Templer. Jr.. of Denver. Col., and Miss Gertrude Illeistsin, of Des Moines, Iowa. Muneie Star. . . Mrs. Loo Yaryan and her sister left this morning for Asheville North Carolina, and together they will go up in the mountains and spend the summer with their nephew. The marriage of Mr. Roy Fry and Miss Leota Clemens took place last, evening at their newly appointed home on Richmond avenue. Rev. H. R. Keates, pastor of the South Eighth Street. Friends' church performed the ceremony. The color scheme, pink, white and green, was carried out in all the appointments. The ceremony was performed in the front parlor, which had been transformed into a bower of greenery. Miss Clemens wore a white chiffon dress over silk, fashioned princess. She carried a large bouquet of roses. Miss Jessie Coggeshall the only attendant wore a light blue silk gown trimmed in lace and made in princess fashion. She also carried roses. A buffet supper was served. The table was arranged with a French basket filled with roses. Smilax was used in festoons about the room. Roses were brought from the chandelier to each place card. Forty guests were in attendance. The young people have the best wishes of their many friends. . v The following young people formed a hay-ride party last evening: Misses Mary Essmacher, Goldie Ikidrsman. Minnie Burris. Nora Wettig. Gertrude Heinz. Mable Wettig, Dora Haekman. Helen Hartman. Ida. Sleet, Ella Cheek, i Nora Menellis. and Elmyra McKinley; ' Messrs. Maurice Hiatt, Howard Wet-j tig. Everett Englebert. .leffry Franks,' Roy Mull, Albert Ilelmick, Henry and! Fred Hartman and Harry Sitloh. The party droe to Chester where a luncheon was served. I Miss Nettie last evening at the city. Music i Paulson entertained her home. South of and games furnished the amusements for the evening. The rooms were arranged in a most pleasing manner with June roses and ferns. Refreshments, consisting of straw berries, ice cream and cake was serv-l ed. The guests were Misses Grace Noire, .Nellie Davenport. Edith Boyer, Irene Steen. Blanche Davenport. Annie Watson and Mrs Cb.ri r. Wt.ij pf ('!lioa go: Messrs. Fiovd Rojran. John Wilson. William Reid. James Watson. Frank Taube. Richard I son and Mr. Ben bow i aui-j ' Th? wedding- of Mr. James W. Hopkins and Miss Edua Chase James, was celel-.ra'ed lat evening at d:'. :?0 o'clock ar the home of Mr. and Mrs. Evan ft. James, 22Z South Twelfth s'reet. The Rev. Thomas J. Graham of the First Presbyterian church performed the ceremony. The ring ceremony was used. A wedding supper beautiful in all its appointments wserved after the ceremony. Mr. and Mrs. Hopkins will spend about three weeks visiting in the East. They will make their home in this city. .st Miss Clara Nichter and Miss Marguerite Enfilebert entertained at a

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china shower last evening. In honor ; of Miss Gesina Kennepohl. a June: bride. The affair was given at the ; home of Miss Englebert in West Rich- j mond. The guests were Misses Anna !

Ortmnnn Knt P SChumaKer. H' da i Gausepohl. Nettie Broerman. May ; Zwissler. Minnie Nichter, Leon a Bonning, Ernestine Paulus, Leona Kennepohl, Marguerite Wilson and Nina' Runge. The bride-elect received many j beautiful gifts. During the evening j luncheon was served. v ! One of the pretty June weddings was that of Miss Clara, only daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Fred Scharff. to Mr. Ed J. Kahle. The eeremony Took place, at St. Andrews hurch. Key Koell of-' ficiating. The bride was very prettily; attired in a white princess gown. The : bridesmaid. Miss Mayme Kemmer of Cincinnati, also wore a prinre:-s of organdie. Florence Tuecke. a cousin of the bride, acted as flower piri, car-j rying a shower bouquet of sweet peas. ' The ushers were Edward Geier and ; Ted Roell. Following the ceremony a ! reception was held at the home of the I bride. Following their wedding trip I the young couple will be at home to i their friends after July first. . t I At the meeting of the Central Aid j society, which met yesterday after- ! noon at the First. Christian church, ar-! raiigements were made fur a market ! to he given in the near future. Other business affairs of interest to the organization were discussed. 4 4 Miss Ruth Carver of Tippecanoe is the guest of Miss Bertha Garver of South Thirteenth street. Miss Lillian Hasecoster gave a kitchen shower last evening at her home on South Twelfth street in honor of Miss Ada Thorman, whose marriage to Mr. Edward Sweet will take place Wednesday. June twenty fourth. The hours were spent socially. A musical program was given. An elaborate three-course luncheon was served during the evening. The brideelect received many useful gifts. The guests were; Misses Mary, Hilda and Nettie Cook. Ada Thorman, Mary Rombury, Cora and Myra Krone. Clara and Elizabeth Fredeman. Hilda and Lena Weisbrod. Hasecoster, and Elizabeth .4 St St Mrs. J. I). Leeds will ianapolis tomorrow for a go to Indshort visit. . ,: Mrs. Reardsley of New York City, is the guest of her sister, Mrs. Paul Corns tock of South Fourteenth street. t Jt Mrs. Wilson of New York City, who has been visiting her daughter, Mrs. Paul Comstook, will go to Chicago. Sunday. The members of the Red Heart Dancing club will form a party at ! Jackson's Park this evening. Danc ing will be enjoyed in the pavilion. Piano and drums will furnish the music. All members are urged to be present. Miss Bessie Lintner of North Twenty-first street has gone to Delphi and Indianapolis for a thret; weeks' visit, with friends. Jt The young people who will form a house party at "Rocky Rill." beginning this evening, will entertain Friday evening very Informally. Each member ef the party will be permitted to invite two guests. The hours will be spent, socially. Light refreshments will be served. r Miss Clara Vossler left today for a two weeks' visit with friends and relatives at Dayton, Ohio. v Mr. and Mrs. ,H. C. Hasemeier are spending several days in Cincinnati, attending the graduation exercises of their daughter, Elizabeth, who is among the graduates of the college of Music. ,t , The wedding of Mr. Carl K. Meyers and Miss Marguerite Green, took place yesterday at the parsonage of St. Mary's church. The affair was very quiet, only the immediate families witnessing the ceremony. The bride wore a tailor-made suit, of Copenhagen blue with gloves to match. Her hat was a large black picture one, covered with black plumes. The young peo- j jde left immediately on an extended . trip to various northern points. I'pon! their return they will be at home to their many friends at their newly ap- j pointed home. 4 South Twenty-first street. j Mr. Meyers is the son of Mr. and I Mrs. Jefferson Meyers. He has a po- ! sit ion as book keeper for the Rich- ; mond Water Works company. Miss Green is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. i Charles L. Green. She is quite popular among her large circle of friends, j st ! Mr. Frank J. White of Knightstown, is visiting in this city for a few days. : . s st Mr. J. E. Saylor of Eaton, wel! known locally, will go to Chicago for a visit. .4 S St Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Voltz of Indianapolis, will spend a few days in this city, the gue-sts of Dr. and Mrs. Smith of East haven. Miss Juliet laws or Cincinnati, is the gue-st of her aunt. Mrs. Elizabeth Hibberd of South Thirteenth street. 4 4 4 Mrs. Herman J. Hall of Chicago. who will lecture at the Art exhibit this evening, will be the guest of Mrs. W. W. (laar. during her stay in this eitv. i .4 S St Mrs. George Love is visiting at ' North Adams, Massachusetts. .4 t4 .4 Mr. ing a hart. and Mrs. A. Gordon are spe-nd-few days with friends at Elkst st Mrs. Howard Sudhoff were Dayton. Ohio, yesterday. Mr. and guests at .4 .4 The Good Cheer club was entertained yesterday afternoon by Mrs. Fle'cher Elliott, at her home north of the city. Fifteen members were in attendance. The guests were: Miss Dietecieyer. Mrs. Edward Dietemeyer, j

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Mrs. Samuel Meyers of Middleboro, Mrs. Abijah Pyle Hnd Mrs. Nathan Hawkins. Mrs. Stanley and Miss Geneva Elliott gave several musical numbers. Mrs. Laura Dolloff gave a very charming reading. A three course luncheon was served. The club will meet in two weeks with Mrs. Hayden. St .4 S The following item will be of local interest as t he bride is well known locally: Dignified by simplicity and elegance of appointment, the wedding of Miss Mary Louise Fnderwood. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John I. Fnderwood, and William Rogers Ruffner. of Chicago, which took place at the home of the bride's uncle and aunt. Mr. and Mrs. Charles V. Raymond, in West Second street, was one of the most beautiful home weddings of this season. Rev. Maurice E. Wilson, of the First Presbyterian church, performed the ceremony. The bride was beautiful in her wedding gown of rich ivory satin, made en traine. and adorned with Bruges lace of rare pattern. She wore a veil and carried a shower bouquet, of valley lilies. The matron of honor, Mrs. Grenville Howard, sister of the bride, wore a handsome lace robe and carried a beautiful bouquet of white sweet peas and orchids. Tho Ixihengrin wedding march announced the approach of the bridal party, while the sweet, melody pf Wagner's "Oh. Thou Sublime Sweet Evening Star" ran as a tender undertone through the beautiful words of the marriage service which created a new home for ihe young people who plighted their troth on this ideal June day. Mendelssohn's wedding march was played in conclusion. Mr. and Mrs. Ruffner left in the evening for Old Point Comfort, and will leave later in the summer for their future home in Highland Park, Chicago. About one hundred guests wore in attendance at the wedding, with an unusually large number from out of town, among whom were W. P. Fnderwood. Mrs. W. M. Lovell. Raymond 1ivell, Mr. and Mrs. Ira Hubbell, Garner Hubbell. Mr. DeCourcey Lloyd. Mr. Thomas P. Hinohman and Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Hinchman. all of Chicago; Mrs. Henry Johnson and Miss Laura Johnson, of Richmond. Ind.; Mrs. George Bishop ami Miss Marie Bishop, of Oxford, O.: Mr. George Page West, of Raltimore. Mil.; Mrs. William P. Fnderwood. of Chicago; Mrs. Joseph Holbrook and daughter Frances, of Chicago; Mr. and Mrs. Richard Pickering, of San Francisco; Henry Underwood Johnson, of Richmond. Ind.; Robert Underwood Johnson of New York City, and Hon. Ellis H. Roberts, ex-l'nited S'ates treasurer, and his niece. Mrs. Edward Bushinger. of Ftica, N. Y. ,4 ,4 Miss Hazel Thomas and Miss Mable Hasemeier will en'ertain the following at. a house party beginning tomorrowand continuing over Sunday: Miss Shyloh Van Merer. Miss Curly le Diffendaffer. Miss Hazel Stifi"! and Miss Hazel Hertsch of Cambridge City. Several social affairs will be given in their honor. .4 Si .4 The members of the cast of "The Merchant of Venice." composed of Seniors of the local hisrh school, and the cast of the -Class Prophecy" formed a hay ride party last evening. The party drove to Chester and Middletown. A most delightful time was enjoyed. The party was chaperoned bv Miss Curtis. A Grand Family Medicine. p gives me pleasure to speak a good word for Electric P.i'ters," writes Mr. Frank Conlan of Xo. u;; Houston St.. New York. "It's a grand family medicine for dyspepsia and liver conip'.ieaMons; while for lame back and weak kidneys it cannot be too highly recommended." Electric Bitters regulate the digestive? functions, purify the blood, and impart renewed visor and vitality to the weak and debilitated of; bo'h sex s. Sold under guarantee &t A. G. Luken & Co.. drug store. 50c. ! "Foolscap paper was first so called because it bore a water marl; representing a fool's cap and bells.

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The crap Why Ho Was There. "What brought you here, my poor fellow?" the Chicago settlement worker asked. "I married a new woman, sir," the prisoner groaned. "Aha. and she was so domineering and extravagant that it drove you to desperate courses, eh?" "No; the old woman turned up." THE REGIMENT OF GOD. Every mason In the quarry, every builder on the nhore. Every woodman In the fore.t. every boatman at the oar. Hewing wood and drawing water, splitting stones and clearing sod. All the dusty ranks of labor In the regiment of God, March together toward his temple, do the task his hands prepare; Honept toll Is holy service, faithful work Is nralee and prayer. Two to One. A newly made doctor dashed into the room of his legal friend, exclaiming:! Great luck, old man! Congratulate me! Got a patient at last! On my way to see him now!"

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Whereupon the legal light-to-be slap- er perspiration on the part of your pod bis friend on the back, saying. ! friend has commenced. "Delighted, old chap!" Then, after a( The ienduluni shake Is similar In slight pause, be added, with a sly grin: ; character, but moving, aa the narae tn"Say, let me go with you. Perhaps he hasn't made bis will." Ladies' Home dicates. In hortxontal Instead of a pe. Journal. j pendicular direction. It is executed Uy

A Mark of Genius. A gentleman stopped an architect on the street. "Good mornins:." the architect said. "Are you thiuklng of building again?" "No; I stopped you to inquire if you could take my son into your otfice as au appretice. With training I think he would some day prove a magnificent architect." "He has shown some talent, has he?" "Talent? Genius, sir positive genius! He designed a garden for our Christmas tree." "Well, what is there remarkable about it?" said the architect impatiently. "Why, sir. he designed thnt garden for $3. and it cost $37!" To the Bishop's Taste. The late Bishop Green on ODe of h'.s diocesan visitations stopped with an old friend at Sewanee. Ten a. At supper the bishop said he would have nothing but a dish of bonny ciab1T. a little nutmeg sprinkled over. "There ain't a bit of nutmeg In the house." exclaimed the maid when the request was repeated to her. "Dear me!" said the hostess. "Go to Mrs. Darlington, next door, and ask her to lend me a nutmeg." Mrs. Darlington also was out of nutmeg. i hen go to Mrs. Harding, on the! other side: then bring the bishop the ; dish quickly." The hostess kept up a rapid fire of bright talk to cover the hiatus in the seri'-e until the maid appeared with the desired dish. "What an addition i a iittie sprin- j k'e of uutmcgl" said the bbhop. ' "What a fine relish it gives!" When the g'-od guest bad retired the mistre.-s sail to the maid. "Go to the grocery store the first thlag in the; morning and get nutmegs, and return the nutmeg to Mrs. Harding and" "But Mrs. Hardin? was out of nut-

mf'?s too. fuily.-Ladies' Horn Journal. "Then where did you get any?" . '. "I was dat worrited dat I des ruck THE WORST KIND, a wooden handle to a ole shoe buttoner an' grated it on." Lipplncott's. After .Piles have oxisred for tiro-. ! the suffering is intense pain, aching. Tweedledum or Tweedledee. , throbbing, tumors form, filed to bjrstJoseph. Chamberlain was the guest ine with black blood, of hon r at a dinner in an Important' Dr. I-onhardt ID-m-Roid (used inciry. The mayor presiced, and when ternally), the or.!y absolute pile cure, coffee was being served the mayor cures the most stubborn case In exlstJeaned over ad touched Mr. Chamber-' ecce; bonded guarantee to that effect lain, saying. "Shall we let the people .with each packaee. enjoy themselves a little longer, or had ' fl.f 'i at lso H. Fine's. Richmond.

we better have your speech now' He Guessed Right. A one armed man entered a restan-

rant and seated himseif text to a dap-, n cents. Franco-British fetyle, a irreat per little other-people's-business man. i success, same price," says the Eotice The latter noticed his neighbor's left j exhibited by a Shepherd s Bush (LonsJiTe.bansrmgJoie ar.d kept z&g it i donJ barber.

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or for your Store. SXOIRE In a how-aCd-tf happen" sort or .1' WHy. Finally the Inquisitive one could stand it no longer. He changed his position a little, cleared his throat and said, "I beg pardon, sir, but I see you have lost an arm." The one armed man picked up his sleeve with bis right haud and jeered anxiously into it. "Bless tny soul!" he exclaimed, looking up with great Burprise. "I do believe you're right!" Every body's. In a Bad Way. On his trip to Europe Johnson collapsed the first day out. All remedies were resorted to, but without avail. All he would mutter was: "Fin so 111! I'm so 111!" "Can't you keep anything on your stomach?" asked a sympathizing friend. Only my bands! Only my hands'" Johnson groaned. Varieties of Handshaking. The pump handle shake la executed by taking a friend's hand and working it up and down through an arc of fifty degrees for about a minute and a half. To have Its nature, force and character this shake should be performed i with a fair and steady motion. No attempt should 1 made to give It graca : and variety, as It may result In dlslo cnflne the shoulder of the victim. On no account should it Ikj continued aftsweeping your band horizontally to ward your friend's and after the junction is effected rowing with It from one side to the other. The tourniquet shake derives Ita name from the instrument made uso of by surgeons to stop the circulation of the bloxl in the limb about to Ixj amputated. It Is performed by clasjvlng the hand of your friend as far as you can In your own and then contracting the muscles of your thumb, fingers and palm till jou have induced any degree of compression you may purpose in the hand of your friend. Particular care ought to lie taken not to make use of the tourniquet shake to a degree that it will shake th small bones of the wrist out of their places. It is seldom safe to apply it to gouty persons. The cordial grapple is a hearty, boisterous shake of your friend's hand, accompanied with moderate pressure and loud acclamations of welcome. The Peter grievous touch in a pensive, tranquil junction, followed by a mild subsultory motion, a cast down look and an inarticulate inquiry after your friend's health. The prude major and prude minor are nearly monopolized by ladles. They never extend beyond the fingers, and the prude major allow you to touch thein only down to the second joint. The prude minor allows you th whole of tbe fi F,rst Aid. ger. Charles Lamb A physician was called t his telephone by a colored woman formerly Inthe service of his wife. Sh said her yourgest child was In a bad way. "What heerr.9 to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "Doe, she done swallered a bottle of ink :"' "T'ii be over there in a hort whl to see her. Have you don anything for her?" T done give her three pieces o' blottin' paper," said the woraaa doubt-Indi-na. or Dr. Leonhajdt Co., Staliom P.. Buffalo, X. Y. Hair cut. French or English style.

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