Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 116, 10 June 1908 — Page 6

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THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUK-TELEGRA3I, WEDNESDAY, JTXE 10, 1003.

LONG PROGRAM FOR CENTENNIAL EVENT

Preble Countians Will Have Much to Amuse Themselves At the Homecoming. COVERS THREE DAYS TIME. EVENT GIVES PROMISE OF BEING A RECORD BREAKER NEARLY ALL ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. Eaton, O., June 10. Arrangements lor the County Centennial and HomeComing celebration, to be held in Eaton July 2, 3 and 4, are nearing completion, little remaining to be done except to attend to the very necessary little details. The event Rives promise of being by far the largest and most Interesting affair of its kind ever held In this section of the country. Many visitors will be attracted to Eaton during that week and a great number of former residents will return once more to the place they used to call home. A program of great length, covering every hour of the three days has been prepared, and1 is as follows: July Second. 5:00 a. m. Firing of thirteen guns. 9:00 a. m. Music by Eaton band, Court House park. 9:15 a. ra. Address of Welcome by Hon. D. J. Miller, mayor of Eaton. 9:30 a. m. Chorus of two hundred voices. 9:45 a. m. Music. 10:00 a. in. Response to address of welcome, by George P. Early, of Pittsburg, Pa. 10:30 a. m. Unveiling and dedication of cannons. 10:45 a. m. Address by Hon. Byron Li. Barger of Columbus, O., andJudge Pox of Richmond, Ind. 11:30 a. m. Military parade to the fair grounds. 12:00 m. to 1 p. m. Basket picnic and social at fair grounds. Afternoon Session. 1 p. m. Music by band. 1:15 p. m. Special attraction in front of grand stand. 2 p. m. Address. "Former Days," by Hon. George P. Early. 3 p. m. Reminiscences by Preble Countians. 3:15 p. m. Base ball. 3:30 p. m. Special attractions. 4 p. m. Motor cycle and automobile races. 4:30 p. m. Special attractions. 5 p. m. Music. 5:15 p. m. Special attractions. Evening Session. Reception in all churches and lodge rooms. Free street, attractions all evening. 8 p. m. Moving pictures, historical scenes, etc., by Joseph Clear. 9 p. m. Grand ball at Armory. Historical and Archaelogical display in the city hall from S a. m. until 10 p. m. each day. Band concert all evening. July Third. 5:00 a. m. Bering of fifty guns. 9:00 a. m. Concert at Court House park by VanDoren's Famous Military band, of Toledo. O. 9:30 a. m. Forming of parade. 10:30 a. m. Moving of parade, interspersed by ten bands and drum corps, headed by VanDoren's Famous Military band. 11:30 a. m. Ending' of parade at the fair grounds on the race track, where the prizes will be awarded. 12:00 m. to 1:00 p. m. Basket picnic and social at fair grounds. Afternoon Session. 1:00 p. m. Music by the several bands. 1:30 p. m. Special attractions, front of grand stand. 2:00 p. m. Historical address. 2:30 p. m. Special attractions front of grand stand. 3:00 p. m. Races. 3:15 p. m. Base ball. 3:30 p. m. Special attractions in in in front of grand stand. 4:00 p. m. Band concert by all the bands. 4:30 p. m. Special attractions. Pain Weakens Headache, rheumatism, neuralgia, or pains of any; nature weaken the system they are a strain upon the nerves. Almost instant relief can be obtained by taking Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills, and without any bad after-effects. Take one on first indication of an attack it will ward it off. They are a pleasant little tablet, sold by druggists everywhere, 25 doses 23 " cents; never sold in bulk. "I was subject to constant headache for a period of four Tar. At tims I was almost unfitted for the work In whieJi I am enpaged. that of station ajrent. Through the advice of a friend I trlod Dr. Miles' AntiFain Fills, and the resist has been that I have entirely eradicate my system of those continuous headaches that follow a continual mental strain. They have done for me all that is claimed for them." O. L. RUSSELL Art. C. & N. W. Rv.. Battle Creek. Ia. "I hare used Dr. Miles' Antt-Pain Pills for a year now for neuralgia and fir.d there is nothing like them. They surely have been a bl-ssimt to ma.A MRS. M. J. HAMILTON, Upper Alton, Ills. Your druggist setts Dr. Miles' AntlPaln Pills, and we authorize him to return the price of rt package (only) If It falls to benefit you. Miks Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind

m. Balloon ascension. Evening Session. Reception In all churches and lodge rooms. Free street attractions all evening. 8:00 p. m. Moving pictures, historical scenes, etc., by Joseph Clear. 9:00 p. ni. Grand ba'l at Armory. Historical and Archaelogical display at the city hall from 8 a. m. until 10 p. m. each day. Band concert all evening. July Fourth. 5:00 a. m. Firing of 100 guns. 9:00 a. m. Band concert by VanDoren's Famous Military band. 10:00 a. m. Reception by Gov. A. L. Harris and staff at fair grounds. 10:30 a. m. Chorus of two hundred voices. 10:45 a. m. Address by Gov. Harris. 11:30 a. m. Music. 12:00 m. to 1 p. m. Basket picnic and social at fair grounds. Afternoon Session. 1:00 p. 1:15 p. 1:45 p. 2:00 p. m. Music by band, m. Special attractions, m. Music, m. Patriotic address by Hon. O. T. Corson of Columbus, O. 3:00 p. m. Music. 3:15 p. m. Base ball, championship of Preble county. 3:30 p. m. Special attractions. 4:00 p. m. Music. 4:15 p. m. Special attraction. 4:30 p. m. Music. Evening Session. Band concert, at Court House park. 8:00 p. m Moving pictures, historical scenes, etc., by Joseph Clear. 9:00 j). m. Grand ball at Armory. Magnificent display of firforks of large st pieces, including thf old Bruse Mill and other historical scenes. Downward Course Fast Being Realized by Richmond People. A little backache at first. Daily increasing until the back is lame and weak. Urinary disorders quickly follow; Diabetes and finally Bright's disease. This is the downward course of kidney ills. Don't take this course. Follow the advice of a Richmond citizen. John Moris, of 438 Main street. Richmond, Ind., says: "I was a great sufferer from lumbago for several years, and these pangs and pains have given me many restless and nervous nights. I doctored wdth several different physicians and used remedies without success. Finally, being advised to try Doan's Kidney Pills, I went to A. G. Luken &. Co.'s drug store for a box. I was better in three days after beginning the treatment, and took in all three boxes. The lumbago has never bothered me since and I have often told people of this experience." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, solo agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. CENTERVILLE. iND. Centerville, Ind.. June 10 Clyde B. Lundy has received his commission as notary public. The Woman's Home Missionary so ciety of the M. B. church will hold the June meeting on next Thursday afternoon at the country home of Mrs. Dora Brumfield, a short distance southwest of Centerville. Miss Nellie Montrose of Boston, Mass., who has been the guest of Mrs. Frances Dc Noe, has returned to her home. "Children's Day" will be observed by the Melhodist church on Sunday evening. June 21. A program appropriate to the occasion, will be given. The Centerville Woman's Cemetery association has sent out tho soliciting vommittees for donations for the. June festival which will be held at the town, hall next Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Cornelius have gone to Nashville, Ind., where they will spend the summer visiting relatives and friends. Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Dawson ajid daughters. May and Gertrude, of Liberty, came Tuesday to spend the week with Mr. and Mrs. T. E. Nickels. HAGERSTOWN. IND. Hagerstown. Ind., June 10. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Stonecipher spent Sunday with the former's sister Mrs. Harold anl family at Greenfield. Mrs. Clara Crocker and grand daughter Grace Jenkins of Cambridge City, came Monday evening to visit Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Mundell. Miss Mary Clark went to Richmond Monday 'evening to attend a part of the commencement exercises at Earlham college. Miss Crystal Keys went to Sulphur Springs Monday evening to visit relatives and will also visit her sister Mrs. Fessie Hart at Middletown. Harry Davis of Purdue university came Monday evening to visit his sisters Mrs. Florence Nicholson and Mrs. Elmer Farlow. Mrs. George Geisler of Frankton came Monday evening to visit relatives and friends. Miss Leon a Bennett returned to her home at Greensfork Monday evening after a visit with Mr. and Mrs. Boyd. Miss Irene Addington returned Monday evening from Hope, Ind., where she has been employed as a milliner for the past three months. Miss Lora Rinehart who has been staying with her sister Mrs. Harry Parsons at New Castle, returned to the home of her parents Monday evening to spend a few weeks. Mrs. Henry w. Keagy will go to Ann Harbor, Mich., Thursday to visit her sister, Mrs. Elizabeth Deardoff and attend the commencepient exercises of the University of Michigan. Her niece. Miss Neva Deardoff graduates with the highest honors June IS. Miss Deardoff will return to Hagerstown with her aunt to spend the remainder of the summer, i Mrs. John Studebaker of Lewisburg,

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O., returned to her home after a visit: with her daughter Mrs. John Hahnj

and family. Mrs. John Hanseom and sons Ralph and Lester of Modoc spent Tuesday ; with her mother Mrs. Sara Bell. i Miss Grace Williams who has been j staying with Mr. and Mrs. Chas. j Smith has returned to her home near Germantown, on account of the illness of her father Frank Williams. CAMBRIDGE CITY, IND. Cambridge City, Ind., June 10. Miss Lillie Romer of St. Henry, O., is visiting her brother, Mr. Ferd and wife. The Helen Hunt club met with Mrs. Clayton Wagner, on Monday afternoon This was the last meeting of the year. After a piano solo bv Miss Lucile Petro, Mrs. M. R. Krahl read reports for the year which were approved and accepted. This was followed by a p'ano selection bv Mrs. W. B. tVarren. The new year books were, then distributed, and a review of next, year's work given. A special featu.e of this, is a list of books belonging to the Helen Hunt library. Mrs. George Hindman has returned after a visit with Hagerstown relatives and friends. Miss Lucile Petro is in Richmond for several days visit. M. a. Kreusch is at home for a vacation of several weeks. Miss Alma Hull returned from DoPauw Tuesday evening, where she has been in college the prist, winter. -Jacob Taylor, of Hagerstown. was in the city today. Dr. Robert T. Miller and wife, of Muncie, were guests of Miss Mary Mathews, at Norhorough Farm, Monday. Mrs. T. B. Miller, of Greenville, O., Mrs. Fred Mellinger and Mrs. Harry Miller Jr., of New Castle, spent Tuesday with Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Miller. Frank Ogborn was in Richmond Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Will Doney, and Miss Helen, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Luddington and Miss Lena. Mrs. Sue Bowman and Mrs. Charles Myers, attended the Earlham commencement. Airs. Matt Williams is at the Spiceland Sanitarium for several weeks stay. Herman Jones is spending the week at Culver Military Academy and attending the commencement exercises. There was no meeting of the Social union this week on account of the Illness of Mrs. T. P. Walter. Miss Esta Young, who has been attending Hanover college, is at home for the summer vacation. CHESTER. IND. Chester. Ind., June lo. Children's day program will be given next Sunday evening at Chester M. E. churcch. Mr. and Mrs. O. D. Acton and Mrs. Lizzie Hodgin, attended the funeral of Mrs. Bort Hodgin at Fountain City. Mrs. Harry Englebretch and little daughter Louise of Spring Grove are visiting at Chester this week. A. P. Williams of Muncie was here recently. WaJt Boswoll and family. Dr. Gist and famii. Mr. and Mrs. Laurence Gist, Mr. and Mrs. Ried. Lizzie Gist, Albert Anderson and family and Mr. and Mrs. Woods, were the gucrts of Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Gist recently. Charles Peitsmeyer is at Fountain City with his daughter Mrs. Voris. Clara Kendall is at Earlham this week. OIlie Boerner has been seriously sick. James Kerlin, Timothy Hart, John Ried. Samuel Robinson, Henry Hol'f. ITcnry Lahrman and Mrs. Ida Barker are having telephones put in. Mrs. Lydia HaJl is visiting at J. W. Halls. Aire You a Good Housekeeper? Most good housekeepers know how to select meats, vegetables and groceries, but when it comes to laundry soap, they take any kind just so it is cheap. A good housekeeper will take a soap between her thumb and forefinger, if the cake is soft she casts it aside. Easy Task soap Is the favor ite with most housekeepers, its purity makes it as hard as marble, yet the slightest rubbing produces soft creamy lather, just try a cake next wash day. STRAUGHN, IND. Straughn, Ind., June 10. Mr. and Mrs. Miller and daughter Inez of For est, C. are visiting with her daughter Mrs. Chesliegh Haskett and family. Frank Shockley came home last Friday from Shawnee, Okla. Several of our people attended the I. O. O. F. decoration services at Lewisville. L. A. Huffman visited relatives in Zionville recently. Jerry McCarty of Anderson was in Straughn recently. Nathan Gauker was in Greenfield, Ind.. recently. Miss Bargia Haskett will come home from Earlham college today. Alpheus Clayton was in Richmond calling on his sister, Mrs. Ed Rice recently. His little niece came home with him and is spending a few days with her grand parents. DUBLIN, IND. Dublin, Ind.. June 10 Misses Clara Zieglcr and Zenobia Wicker went, to Richmond Monday to attend Earlham commencement. Mrs. Frank Walton has been sick. The Friends' social committee will entertain the Friends Sunday school and church at Frank Sutton's, south of town Friday evening. Wilbur Wolfe, after a short is-t with his parents here, has returned to Chicago. IHnard Jyes of Marion, was the guest of Mrs. Jeanette Xeedham, at the home of her parents. B. F. Hatfield was fn Richmond Monday. j Miss Xellie Shidler of Kokomo is tlie ! guest of-Miss Emily Hall and Orange

Hall and family, for a few days. Misa Anna Lar&li went to Richmoa4

Monday to visit her sister, Mrs. Charles Smith. Misa Jeanette Needham has come to spend a few days with her parents and sister here. Mrs. Miller of Indianapolis, came Monday to visit her cousin. Mrs. George Frazee. Mr. Philip Horner went to Richmond on business Mondiy. John Gruell left Tuesday mormnig to spend a few days with his brother. Charles Gruell and family, at Bcthany Park Dr. Frank Mitchell, on his way

home from Chicago, spent a few hours here Thursday. Mr. and Rev. M. L. Scheidler of Kokomo. are spending a few days with relatives here. Miss Cora McMahon is spending a few davs at home. j ECONOMY, IND. Economy, Ind., June 1 Mrs. Jennie Gardner is visiting ielatives in Richmond. Mrs. Agnes Osborn and Mrs. Ethel Marshall and children went to Muncie for a short visit Monday. Willie Williams entertain d Parker house Sunday, Charley Mr. Marshall and Mr. Ellery, at the Heller, creamcry men of Greenville, Ohio. Artie Martin was transacting business in Richmond Monday. Rev. Dr. and Mrs. Singer are away for a week's vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Cal Smith of Carlos City, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. I. B. Stanley. Vine. Scott sheared seven hundred and eleven head of sheep. eocmmencing May 5th and ending June fith. Old fashioned shears were used. Mr. and Mrs. Tot. Cranord entertained at dinner, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Banks and daughter Jennet, Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Peterson. Mr. Banks returned to Richmond and Mrs. Banks and daughter will remain here as the gnosis of Mrs. Mary Peterson. Charles Gwln arrived here Monday evening from the south, where he has been for the past, two years. W. E. Oler spent Monday In Indianapolis transacting business. WILLIAMSBURG. IND. Williamsburg, Ind., June 1 Mrs. L. I. Cranor and little niece are spending a few days in Richmond, guests of Sheriff Meredith. Lester Meadows is working for Grint Watkins. Jno Green and Will Clements have returned from Chicago, where they purchased a car load of fine cattle. Charles Ladd, of Richmond, our nominee for Prosecutor, is visiting his brother James. Frank Oler is putting in cement walks. j Mr. and Mrs. L. I. Cranor entertain-1 ed Mr. and Mrs. II. K. Butterworth, ! Mr. and Mrs. Dick Kemp. Miss Laurel ! Roosa and Mr. George Kemp, all ofj Winchester, for dinner recently. Mrs. Van Bodkins of Muncie, Ind.. spent, the day with Mrs. James Ladd j Tuesday. ; Mart Knapp of Hagerstown is here ' working. Mrs. Georgia Kable of Iluntsville, Viciloa with James l.adcis this week. Mrs. Mattie Ladd is doing nicely after being operated on for appendicitis. MILTONJND. Milton, Ind., June 10. Homer Williams is home from Purdue university. Rachel Thomas is at Muncie to attend a wedding. Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Ferris and son Albert, spent -Sunday at Roy Mills, Straughn. i Re.v. F. A. Scott's tiaby son con tin-1 ties in poor health. A meningeal trouble followed scarlet fever. ! Rev. Aaron Napier will fill his reg ular appointment at Friends j church next Sunday. j Rev. J. T. Scull will preach at Mil- i ton M. E. church Sunday -morning and evening. Rev. F. A. Scott will preach at Bentonville next Sunday. Dr. Charles A. Roark was made an entered apprentice at Milton Lodge F. and A. M., los, Monday evening. There is prospect for work in the lodge all summer. Dr. and Mrs. Luke M. Gentle returned Tuesday from their wedding trip. Mrs. Warren Crawford of San Jose, Cal., is visiting Milton relatives and friends. C. II. Calloway attended Ihe postmaster's school of instruction at Greenfield today. GREENSFORK, IND. Greensfork, Ind., June 1). The weddinsr of Miss Opal Nicholson, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Nicholson of this place to Mr. Clay Brooks of Richmond, occurred Sunday evening at the home of Rev. Cyrus Baldwin, who performed the ceremony. They will make their home in Richmond. Mrs. Emma Hiatt of Economy spent Tuesday with her mother, Mrs. Potter. Miss Maude Wilson has returned from a visit, with relatives at Carlos City. George Mosep spent Sunday in Indianapolis. Mrs. Thomas Millikan is spending a few days with Abner Bond and family. Ora Smith left Tuesday night for Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, where he has a position. Miss Cloie Lunday has returned to Fort Wayne after a visit with relatives here. Miss Pearl Smith Is spending the week in Indianapolis. Miss Nellie Lamb spent Tuesday in Richmond. CHICHESTER'S PILLS t nt-eftoK-trr'a inun JM1I. la Ked and Nc scaled with frarit. A for cui-crft:s.TrHT: DIAMOJiO RU.D PIUA for i Tears kimu 8t. Safest. Always ReiiaM? TtL. . n atber. IfoT af To

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.0FFEE AS A WEDDING GIFT. A Custom Which Is General In Coffee

Growing Countries. "We have a custom In the coffee I raising countries," said a high Brazilian official, "which is unknown in I other parts of the world. When a child I Is born in the coffee country a sack of j the best grain is set aside as part of the Inheritance to be received on attaining its majority. Usually the sack Is the gift from some close friend or relative, and it is guarded as sacredly j as if it were a gift of gold or bonds. No stress would induce a Brazilian parent to use coffee which was mr.Je the birth gift of a child. As a rule, it is sealed with the private seal of the owner and bears a card giving all particulars about the variety of grain, its ase on keing sacked and the birth of the child to whom It is given and ! other details, which are very interest- ; lng when the gift is due. j "Generally the coffee Is opened for the first time when the child marries. The coffee for the reception or marriage feast is made from the legacy, and. according to precedent, this must be the first time the sack is opened. After the coffee is made for the wedding feast the sack is carefully closed and sent to the new home of the young people and should keep them in this staple for a yenr at least. When both bride and bridegroom have the birth gift of coffee they have started life under very hopeful conditions, so far as one necessity is concerned. Few people know that the older the unparched grain of coffee is the better the flavor. Like wine, it grows with age. and that which is over twenty years mellow ing"' under proper conditions will bring from $1.50 to $3 a pound from connoisseurs. The giving of pounds of green coffee is a common practice in the coffee belt Friends exchange these gifts and compare results. When one cannot afford to give a sack of coffee, it frequently is the case that ten pounds of the best green grain are packed in a fancy case and bestowed on a newly born child, with directions that It must not be opened until the wedding day." FIRST AMERICAN GLASS. Made at a Factory Built by a Boston Man In New Hampshire. The first American glass factory was erected in the town of Temple, N. II. Washington in his diary speaks of glass being made in New Haven, Conn., in the year 1780. One would suppose by the language he uses that ho considers it a new and quite extraordinary affair. It was nine years previous to this and during the very war whose issue first enabled the j country to commence its own manufacI turing that Robert Hewes of Boston ! began to carry out the project which ! he had long conceived, but had hith erto found impracticable if not impossible under English rule, that of making glass in-America for America. In 17S0 Mr. Hewes selected a site for his factory secure from the British forces (his glassblowers were Hessians and Waldeckers, soldiers who had deserted from the British army), and he must have had an eye for the beautiful In nature. He chose a spot on the north slope of Kidder mountain, near its base. To the northwest Mount Mo nadnoek rears Its granite crown, standing like a giant sentinel; to the north j and running east are the Temple mountains, ooici ana precipitous; to tue east a beautiful valley holds In Its embrace the towns of Wilton, Milford and Nashua, while to the northeast Joe English hill and the Uncanernucks mountains conceal the city of Manchester. The place is now reached by a two mile walk over an old road, long a stranger to travel other than by grazing cows and nature loving tourists. The stonework about the ovens and the foundations of the building are all that now remain to remind us that here was another example of the American people's struggle for independence. Crockery and Glass Journal. Commoners Not Wanted. No commoner, however distinguished, however great his worldwide fame us scientist, artist or musician, can hope to belong to the German imperial circle unless he be first dowered by his emperor with the magic patent of nobiiity. No wife or daughter of a great millionaire, however honorable the source of the husband's or father's wealth, can dream of being presented to the empress. The Prussian nobility form a caste entirely apart from the rest of society, and Berlin, socially speaking, is composed of many different worlds, none of which mingles with the other. Loudon M. A. P. Saving Himself. The owner of an estate had the misfortune to pet a charge of shot in his legs from the double barreled gun of mi inexperienced sportsman. The keeper hastened to his master. "You're not dead, are you?" he cried. "Of course I am not, you fooli" 6aid the squire, rising. "Well, sir, not seeing you get up after you were shot. I thought you must be dead"' remarked the keeper. "Get up after I was shot cot I!" responded the squire. "If I had got up, the idiot would have given me his other barrel:-' London Scraps. Very Thick. "I wonder why Damon and Pythias were such great friends?" queried th young lady who writes type between meals. "They were like a couple of girl chums. I guess," rejoined the bachelor with the Ingrowing hair. "Got so thik they couldn't see through each other." Chicago News. He who doubts his ability to win has already fallen behind In the race. Exchange. Little Harry, who is in dread of the bathtub, was reading about the Eskimos and came across the statement that bathtubs were unknown in the arctic circle. "Oh. mamma," he exclaimed, "I wish you was an Eski-ma and papa was an Eski-pal" Chicago News. There Is no medicine so safe and at the same tine so pleasant to take as Dr. Caldwell's Syrnp Pepsin, the positive cure far all diseases arising Trom stomach trouble. The price Is vary reas enable 50c and SI.

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