Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 33, Number 21, 7 March 1908 — Page 5

THE RICHMOND PALLADIUM AND SUX TELEGRA3I, SATURDAY, 31 ARCH 7, 10OS.

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LITTLE THINGS OF INTEREST TO WOMEN

CHECK VOILES POPULAR. One of the smart new fabrics is the checked voiles with inch-wide, plain Velvet stripes all in one tone. Those are taking like wildfire for late winter and early spring toilets. They corae in all desirable tones and in all black. Vo end of border materials are opening up. Among them the Shantungs arc offering a, wide choice of artistic design and modish color. Japanese deeigns toned down in outline and color for the Western taste are among the conspicuous new features. One of these, printed in large coin spots of characteristic colors, is especially choice. Ovals printed in Japanese effect, with soft tones, such as blue, green and tan color, are sprinkled over natural-colored pongee grounds find have a narrow border at the side for trimming. SMART HEADGEAR. Lace hats trimmed with huge tulle Vowb or rosettes and tulle hats similarly beautiful are intended to be the smartest headgear for the occasions when the thin frocks are donned. TSoth In black and white this holds good. BRONZE SLIPPER FOR THEATRE. Starting quite properly with the Flippers, the very newest thing in fancy foot covering for theatre wear is the bronze slipper, a deep, rich brown bronre. They come in both fancy and plain styles. A deft-fingered girl can purchase a pair of plain bronie slippers with medium high heels and bead the toes with fine bronze and gold heads. This is difficult work, but it can be done by using a fine leather needle. Or she can buy smart buckles in bronze or gold and fasten them on herself. She can buy bronze rlbron and set of smart, flat bows with pold or bronze buckles or beaded ornaments, like butterflies, in beads, on heavy net, wired around the edges. WEAR FLOWERS. A pretty fad that is popular in Paris just now in to wear the inevitable hunch of flowers, without which the Parisian is rarely seen, pinned to the muff, instead of the coat. Here is a hint for the girl who always likes to be ahead in the pretty fancies that mark the up-to-date young woman. What would bo prettier that a chinchilla muff with a big bunch of Russian violets pinned in the center of it, or a black lynx muff brightened with Tillies of the valley or a few carnations? Care must be taken, of course, in pinning these flowers to the muff, not to tear the skin, but if long, thin pins are used it can be done with little damage, even to the finest fur. This new frill is a boon to the girl who can nc wear flowers, much as Bhe would like to, because they fade on her almost as soon as they are put on. Sometimes the artificial flower is substituted for the real posies, both for the muff and the moutonniere. ORIENTAL BAG DESIGN. Very oriental is the design for a bag made to look like a Chinese lantern. Three yards of pompadour ribbon five Inches wide were used in making If. The ribbon was cut in six pieces of equal length pointed at one end. The pointed ends were sewed together, forming the full bottom of tho bag. A casing of white satin ribbon an Snch wido was sewed around the bag eight inches from the top. Into the casing was run featherbone 1hcn covered with fancy stitches of pink and green rope silk, matching the figures of the ribbon. The featherbone ring keeps the bag in shape so that when it is opened, all its contents are visible, which In itself is a boon to any one who has searched in an ordinary work bag for some elusive article that can not be found until the bag has been turned upside down and inside out. This would be a very sensible handkerchief bus. or developed in black, it would be convenient for shopping. WINGS ON A TOQUE. If you have a pair of fancy colored wings, do have them put on a velvet toque, one on each side. It is the lat est SLENDERNESS FASHIONABLE. ith an extremely slender figure. while apparently an effect is made to accentuate the slenderness, the lines of the figure are indicated under the straight folds of the drapery.A glimpse of a belt or girdle, a curve in at the waist, most cleverly and imperceptibly Indicated, is extremely becoming and if the figure be distressingly angular the material is draped or hung to hide the defects and sufficient of the fabric i; made use of to give the desired appear ance of not being really thin, but mere ly slender. To be slender is fashion able, but to be thin is not to be smart CONCERNING SPRING HATS. Early spring millinery includes stylish chrysanthemum straw turbans in various colorings. London lias introduced a. new motor bonnet the Quakeress. It is done in quaint taffeta, is accompanied by a veil and is most picturesque. ' A smart hat in a shape entirely new to this day, if not to preceding years lias a high crown and a deeply curved BETTER THAU SPANKIHG. Spanking does not care children of be3wretting. There is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Bo W, Notre Dame, lad., will send free to any toother her successful home treatment, with full instructions. Send no money, but write her today if your children trouble you it. this way. Don't blame the child, the chances aro it can't help it. This treatment also cures adults and aged peop1 troubles with urine difijcultics by day or night.

brim of upward direction all around. It is covered with black velvet and trimmed with a coq feather. The new spring styles brought out in hats seem to show that the cloche hat is to disappear. This one time favorite will not be mished when one sees the varied and beautiful designs exhibited. There is one model of bright cerise eutin covered with steel embroideries that has a high crown and no brim at all, but the hair is &o puffed and waved that the harsh line does not show. Moreover, the long and drooping handful of plumage that falls so softly over the hair and down the ba:k redeems the model from all but the piquancy of severity. So high are tome of the crowns and so rounded at the summit that they appear most noticeable. Among the high crowned hats the Puritan and the Brigand are pictorial models. With the passing of the Cloche and Cabriolet with strings tied beneath the chin,

comes into view, and the high crowned Vandyke will lead the picture hats. SHE CARRIED RUBBERS. This interesting conversation was heard in New York last week: (, (, "It's too bad you haven't your rub bers," said a New York woman to a Jersey friend who spent a snowy day in town. "Oh, but I have," returned Mrs. Commuter, who had learned a trick or two in her many journeylngs to and from shoppin gand visiting. "But where are they?" returned her friend In urpri?e. "Just wait and I'll show you." and the woman lifted her dress skirt a trifle. From two pockets, one ou each side of her underskirt, she extracted a pair of rubbers. Supporting herself beside the counter in the store where she happened To be, she calmly put on her sandals and sallied forth regardless of sloppy walks. A FEW FASHION HINTS. A trig little red English morocco bag is fitted with folding opera glasses, powder puff and mirror. An applied cloak tuck, three inches wide, furnishes a tunic effect on many of tho long cloth skirts. Some of the winter muffs are made of tippet pieces, laid on flatly and hanging like a flap. One of tho most striking gowns seen at a recent wedding was of bottle green satin trimmed with green lace and yellow panne. When the French woman wants her decollete gown for restaurant or the ater wear she adds a transparent guimpe of white tulle and a tiny cravat of fur. A new fad is the evening cloak of the same color of the gown, especially to wear at little theater and restaurant functions. The return of the tight skirt is per haps, the harbinger of tight sleeves and waists that have been banished so long, to say nothing of tho waist line and its natural position. How She Won Him It's the pretty winsome face that's leading most men to the altar. Girls get wise, take Hollister's Rocky Mountain Tea and get that clear, sweet look, happy smile that wins them. Begin now. 35c, Tea or Tablets. A. G. Luken & Co. THE CITY IN BRIEF Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Commons have returned from Florida, where they have spent several weeks. Mortgage Exemptions. Woodhurst's office. 3-5-7 J. W. Brannon of Bridge avenue, who has been ill for the past month, with stomach trouble, is very much better. WABASH RIVER CLOSES FACTORIES Peru Is Suffering From High Waters. Peru, Ind., March 7 The Wabash river is out of its banks. Tho Howe factory, employing 700 men. and other industries are closed as a result of severa feet of water In buildings. Much more damage is anticipated. A TERRIBLE REWARD. Cromwell's Paymer.t For tho Capture of Pembroke Castle. During tho struggle between King Charles and the parliament Pembroke thistle was so well fortified that Cromwell, with all his csnncn, could not take it. After many failures he gave up his Intention and began to march on for Teuby. But before he had proceeded far a country shoemaker came up to Cromwell and asked him whether he would reward him if he would te'.I him how to get the castle into his possession. Cromwell, very glad of this offer, consented. Then this old ahoemaker. glad to get some money, as no doubt be was rather poor, told him that there was a pipe through which they got their water and that if he were to cut tho pipe the castle would surrender. Cromwell said. "I thank you for tho Information you hare Riven me. but you have turned traitor to your coun I trymen the only reward I will give yon is that you shall be hanged on the Tery next tree that I corns to." Cromwell had the shoemaker hanged and cut the pipe he had told him of, leading to the eastie, which theu snrrendc red . Loudon Te legra h , lia.tv.buts is the great lumber market for Germany, and practically aji ; imported lumber pa5Pp throu'eh , ffp j hands of the bip dfaiprs at, that place.

Fate Decreed That Mirzel Morok, Famous for Looping the Loop Should Die Pouring Tea

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MITZEL MOROK. As She Was in the Act, a Gun In the Hands of a Friend Exploded and Bullet Lodged In Her Neck. New York. March 7. Fate destined i:-year-old Miizel Morok, whoso recklessly daring loop-the-loop act has been the feature of many a circus performance, to meet death while engaged in the common place duty of pouring tea for a friend. As the circus star filled a cup for her friend, tho latter, Miss Antoinette Defframe, toyeu with an old fashioned pistol, which exploded in her hands. A j cartridge ball from the weapon lodged in Miss Morok's neck, and she survived but a few moments. Young as she was, Miss Morok had appeared with circuses for several seasons, and her performance was always billed and proved to be one requiring a wild sort of bravery. PROHIS ANGRY AT T Say They Will Not Join 'With Republicans. Greenfield, Ind., March 7. The prohibitionists of Hancock county, in convention in this city yesterday, denounced as false the statement sent from this city, Monday, that the prohibitionists of the county had proposed to the republicans to join forces to defeat certain democratic candidates. JOHNNY'S CAREER. Tho Same That Was Started by tho Cornell Widow. Sheer nonsense rhymes and jokes without apparent reRsoo or object are frequently used to fill the pages of the Cornell Widow. If anything more footless than the "Man of Giegledorf' verse has ever been written, the WId ow wishes to state that her bump of credulity was Imported from Missouri and must be shown: There was a man from Gieeledorf Who. to save hie barber's fees. Would wet his hair and let it freeze. And when 'twas frozen break It off. The Widow claims the credit of originating the nonsense rhymes which dealt with the cleverness and precocity of the bright little lad who carelessly slaughtered his mother, father and immediate relatives. These poems, if so they may be called, appeared iu the Widow in October and November. 1900 The same year they were collected aud publisied in pamphlet form under the name of "The Johnny Book." Johnny started bis career by "an tragedy" as follows: Johnny taur.g hie llltl sister. She wa dead before they missed her. Johnny's alius up t" tricks. Ain't he cute'.' he'e only six. Next we find that Johnny with his little ax Dealt his brother orfui waeks. He don't care if mamma kicks Ain't he cute? he's only six. Later development of the little romp shows that John has gone from bad to worse. Now his father's in a hearse. Smeared him with a load cf bricks. Ain't he cute? he's only six. And so on until finally Johnny saw a bur.jsaw bv.zr. like a bike and thought it wise. Johnny's corpse is full of nicks. Ain't he cute? he's only six. These verses terminated the Widow's connection with Jehu, but papers ail t over the country took up his instructive and edifyincr career and pushed it to a finish. Still another verse which started in the Widow office and traveled all over this country and part of others was the bit of "Eb and Flo" doggerel. In this w-e discover that Flo was fond of Ebenezer Eb. for short, she called her beau. Task of "tides of love"' Great Osari You should see 'er.i. Eb and Flo. By itself this beautiful bit could i hardly claim a place in a volume of! gTeat American poets, but when it traveled far and wide and received an j extra verse at eaeu resting place it tie-., caiiie a pursuing niuuiujure. t ro.n ''Humorous College Journalism" in l".-i ! hernia n Magazine. Have you t--oaDl ft anr ic'-o arisui and M tfe or SI boOe of Or. Ca.rt-ve f. S-.-rur Wpmit;. -prhcti !fi(tivplT Ji:ara.ud : "J J ju ui4 kerp rca ie4L

MISS ANTOINETTE ISOCIAL I To Reach the Society Editor, Call 0 Mrs. Edward Ball of South Eleventh street, entertained a euchre club. The game was played at three tables and prizes were awarded to Mrs. Roy Taylor and Mrs. Kinder. Dainty refreshments were served. The club will meet in two weeks with Mrs. Roy Taylor, of South Tenth street. Two young girls, to whom the word "fun" embraces all that is worth living for, gave a luncheon to their companions on the first of last April. The invitations read: "Come, 'catch folly as it flies' at one o'clock, April first," to which one girl replied: " 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread,' " and another, " 'Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise." The guests, half suspecting a hoax, found the decorations of the table were intended to symbolize tho day. In Its centre was a large fool's cap of pale yellow satin, with narrow yellowribbons criss-crossed around it, to which were attached little round bells tho "badge of office" of fools and jesters. The name-cards were in the form of fishes; the fish is, in France, the type and expression of the custom of the first of April. As we use the term "April fool." they say, "Poisson d' Avril," in allusion to the fact that they are easily "caught." At each place appeared a round bonbonicre, about six inches across, surmounted by a doll's head and trunk, without arms, the dress being gathered around the neck with a lace ruffle, and the edge pasted around the cover of the box. Each one was different. One doll was dressed to rep- ! resent a king's jester. Another, j painted a dead white, with a closei fitting white kid bonnet, and a dross of white linen, was intended to suggest the French "Pierrot," their national clown, while another of papiermache had the hooked nose and prominent chin of "Punch." These boxes-, when opened, revealed peanut?, white beans, coffee-grains, etc., beneath which the sweets lay concealed, S The Mary F. Thomas. Women's Christian Temperance Union will meet Monday afternoon at two-thirty o'clock at the Morrison-Reeves library. All members are urged to be present. St St Miss May Shiveloy has gone to .New Orleans. While there she will be the h (.nist of Mrs. Fred Burden for ! Tvoks. Mr.-. Burden whs -lv Mi;-s S'ella Ronev of this i orme j Cltv. Si J 3!tSM''S Pearl Comh and Inez mon of Columbus, wi'l arrive in this citv some time next week. . The Ladies of the G. A. H. will cive a hpan Flipper at thf G. A. R. hall on Saturday. Maich 11. ? v Little Miss Winifred Coir.stock is celebrating hr fourth birthday aar.iversarv this afternoon at her heme. outh Fourteenth street. o Tho women teacher? of this city are makine preparations for a luncheon to K;Vt.,. n-dtiy. Mnrt-lt tw-ntv-firj-t vr ' )u,u-. All Up ;y wiUi s.-vern! for:uei a mm ial t is ii; tins t'i;y w;;n s.-vern; conniv teat-he!!-, have ration w'.'h MiVr. Ausus-ta Meii.;g as in i-i'i-r t. This is t h firs-t affair v li-h X h orsanirai ion has undrta-it-;n. and It premies so I1 fjnit

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NEWS Home Phons 1121, or Bell Phono 21. I cessful. Toasts and speeches will b( a feature. The luncheon will be served promptly at. one o'clock. Several Richmond people are mal ing preparations for a cotillion to b given on the evening of St. Patrick', day, March seventeenth. The hal will bo beautifully decorated and t Bpecial program will be given befor the cotillion. Mrs. Charles Kolp, i one of the members of the committc which has been selected. St St .t Miss Ethel Thomas and Edith Bov man will spend Saturday and Sunday with their parents iu this city. St . Mr. Preston Coggshell, who has bee spending several months in Texas an New- Mexico, returned bome yesterday. Si S ift Mrs. George Becker, who has bee: the guest of her mother, Mrs. Becker a Harrison. O., has returned home. 5 Lowell Wilson of Earlham, will vis! his grandparents at Spiccland ove bunday. St The Aid society of the First M. E church will meet Monday afternoor with Mrs. J. O. Harbor, 117 Soutl Thirteenth street. Mrs. Hicks is the leader. She has arranged for the fol lowing numbers: 'children of tho Sun" Mrs. Ella Luring Vocal solo Mrs. Dr. Hamilton Piano solo Miss Colvin Vocal solo Carolyn Karl Piano solo Mcbel Barber s s . The Aid society of the First Presby terian church met yesterday afternoon at two-thirty o'clock in the church pal lors, to elect officers for the ensuing year. They are Mtis. Leonard Lemon president: Mrs. W. A. Parke, firs vice president; Mrs. Hasting, second vice president; Mrs. Frank Reed treasurer and Mrs. C K. Haseltine. secretary. The members of the executive board will be appointed by the president and announced at the next meeting. si si st The Pansy club met yesterday afternoon with Mrs. Ellen Leonard, of 42 North Fifth street. The hours from two until five, were pleasantly spent a:, needlework. A dainty luncheon was served. The club will meet in two we'ks -with Mrs. Reua Thompson. i -U North Fifth street. j S S S ! The Craftsman announces that. Miss Kiizabeth C. Niemann, of Philadelphia is the winner of the firs: prize offered in a competition for the best design lor textile decoration. Her design was for a pcacock portiere, and is in tended to be carried out in applique Tnbroidcry of brilliant dark blue, light Muf. irrn and ivory upon a background of natural Russian crash. si si st The hostess for a bridge whist party given yesterday afternoon in honor of Miss Signworth of Chicago, was Mrs. George Dilks. Jr.. of Spring Grove. The diesis formed four tables and the prize vas awarded to Mrs. Ray Shiveley. A two course luncheon wa? served. ! v v I Mrs. T. Ii. Kuhn eiHertaUn-d the' members of her Sunday school clsss last evening at her hum- on South Thirtppmh street. A tffy puliinc j was a feature of the eveninc's amuse-; moni. A rrood o ial tim w enjoy- , M by all. The members f- the class '

are: Marguarete Wilson. CMve Leighton, Ethel Thomas. Josephine Weindart, Bessie Longstrewth, Muriel Self. Virginia Clements, Bessie Hunt. Grace Overman. Pearl Cheesman. Beulab. Eliaon. Laura Hoover. Bessie Burr, Carolyn Karl, Stella and Grace Hoover. v . Miss Signworth of Chicago i the guest of Mrs. George Love, at the Wcstcott hotel for a few days. Clara Heckert of Fort Wayne. Ind.. will be the guest of her sister. Mrs. W. U King of North Eighth street, over Sunday. ?45

Mrs. Henry Gennett has issued invittions for an informal dance to be giv en Thursday, March twelfth, at her nonie on East Main street. The dancing party will consist of the older society people of Richmond. Teu couples have been invied. . A dancing club composed of the older society folk of this city, gave an amateur theatrical at the home of Mrs. Guy McCabe, A and North Fourteenth street. There were between thirty and fortv guests and ail were iu fancy dress. After the theatrical, dancing furnished the amusement for the remainder of the evening. A two course luncheon was served. Miss Edna Johnson entertained a bridge whist club yesterday afternoon at her home on East Main street. At six o'clock dinner was served. Places were provided for tight. The table was beautifully appointed in white and pink sweet peas, with maiden hair fern. The club will meet next Friday with Miss Magdalena Engelbcrt of North Ninth street. v J St Miss Edna McGuire of East Main street, entertained in an Informal man ner yesterday afternoon, at her home. v St Mrs. Paul Ross of South Twenty-sec ond street, gave a dinner party Thurs day evening. Covers were laid for ten. The table was beautifully appointed with candles. Jt Mr .and Mrs. Frank Railsback enertined in honor of the home coming if their three sons from Seattle, Wash ington. The evening was spent in amc and music, after which a lunch vas served. Tho following were resent: Messrs. and Mesdames Win. ?rowe, Robert Pricec, D. Gard, Matt .oss, Joe Jenkins, Horace Ratliff, f'runk Austerman and daughter, Ora Vilson and son; Misses Grace Crowe, .ucy Gard, Ruby Voss, Emma McMath, '!ara Ratliff. Louise Haner, Ruth Evus, Cora Rohe, Veste Stinson; Messrs. for re st Kempton, Elmer Rohe. Harry 'vans. Lawrence Rohe. Donald ertschman, Clarence Jenkins, Daniel ard, Robert Jenkins, Jesse Gard. A NARROW ESCAPE Many people have a narrow escape om pneumonia and consumption as a isult of a cold that hangs on. Foley's ioney and Tar cures coughs and colds - matter how deep seated and pre--nts pneumonia and consumption, efuse substitutes. A. G. Luken & Co. ts:- .'. ,eiff. "In their w said the old fisherman, "fishes are not auch bad weather prophets. If a storm Is approaching he fish stop biting, and tty won't bite igain until the storm is well over. They appear to know when a storm is coining and when it has really parsed. And to fishermen and farmers living aloni the shore fiah foretell tho near anDroach of cold weather. Hours before It comes fishes leave tne snallow waters inshore and seek deeper water, which in its depths will stay warm andi keep an equable temperature after thej shallower and surface waters have turned cold. Oh. yes, fishes know a thing or two about the weather." Washington Post. The Ilnb Of The Body. The organ around which all the other organs volve, and upon which ther are largely denderit for their welfare. It the stomach, hen ttie functions of the stomach become Injured, tbe bowels and liver also become dengred. To cure a disease of tbe stomacb. liver bowels get a 50 cent or $1 bottle of Dr. Cald:ll's Syrup Pepsin at your druceist'n. It is e promptest relief for constipation and dye jpsia ever compounded. ALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY. Home Tel. 2062

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i t 3 6 31 STATIONS Exeept , Dally Dally Monday Sunday j Lr Chicago j 8.35am 9.30pm j S.CSaia Ar Peru 12.40pm l.S5am 1 I 12.40pm Lr Peru 12.;0pm 2.05ara 6.00am , 4.40pm Lv Marion 1.41pm 2.59am 7.05am 3.37ptn Lv Muncie 2.51pm 3. "am 8.10am 6.40pm Lv Richmond 4.05pm S.lJam $.3Sam S.OSpoi Lv Cot tape Grove 4 43pia o.53am a.i.Spm ArCtncinnati C.33pm 7.30am 10.23pm Westbound Cincinnati Chicago 2 4 S ! 22 STATIONS Except f Dally Dally Sunday Sunday j Lt Cincinnati 8.40am 9.00pm S.40am Lv Cottage Grove 10.15am 10.40pm 10.15am Lv Richmond 10.53am 11.15pia 6 20pm 10.55am Lv Muncie 12.17pm 12.45am 8 00pm 12.17pm Lv Marion 1.19pm 1.4 lam 9 00pm 1.15pm Ar Peru 2.1"pm 2."5ara lOOOrm 2.13pm Lv Peru 2.23pm 2.43aa 4.S0pn Ar Chicago (12th St. Station) 6.40pm ) 7.00am j 9.20pm

Through Vestibule! Trains between Chicago and Cincinnati over our own rails. Double diily service. Through Sleepers on trains Xos. 3 and 4 betweea Chicago an-i Cincinnati. Local sleeper between Munci, Marlon. Peru and Chicago, handled in trains Xos. G aoo C. betweea Munci aa4 Peru, thence trains No?. 3 and 4. ltwet-n Peru and Chicago. For train connections and other information call C. A BUVIR, P. & T. A. Home Tclphn 20fZ- illckmoai, 14.

Made to mix properly Cold Medal floor is so perfectly made that it mixes more readily than ordinary flour. Hence it not only makes better bread, but makes it easier and

quicker. I We know this because we bake bread every day in our own bake shop keep testing, testing, testing. We know Cold Medal Flour, And we Guarantee it Gold Medal Flour For Sale i.f tsrrcs 0 by Grocers .CouMiDAifious. SOCIALIST ORGANIZE AT CAMBRIDGE CITY Number of Men Have Signed Articles. Cambridge City, March 7. -The oolalls'ts of thin place and vicinity met iu the city hall and organized a loal society. A number of men signed th articles, aud as soon as a charier i received the organization will be nioia fully perfected. LLcC i u. L.J nfS. On of the Five SaUTna'ia ef New York City. New Tork has Eve saturnalia every year New Year's night. Decoration day. Fourth of July, election night and Thaoksgf ring and not the least of these is election night. If It Is a right first Tuesday of November, the day time wind will be veerlag from weit to south and kack, suu and clotid wl'.l equally share the hours between them and a not unnatural quiet, as of political passions hushed under the blanket of the Australian ballot will prevail. The streets will be rather emptied than filled, sod the litter of straw and scrap paper and the ordure and other filth of the great slattern town will blow agreeably about under your feet and into your eyes and teeth. But with the falling of the night there will be a rLsa of the urban spirits: the sidewalks will thicken with citizens of all ages and Rexes and nations, and if you will then seek some large center for the cinematographic dissemination of the election news you will find yourself one of a multitude gloating on the wenes ttf romedy and tragedy thrown up on tta canvas to stay your Impatience for the returns. Along the curbstones are stationed wajrons for the sale of the wind and string Instruments whose raw, harsh discords of whistling and twanlns will begin with the sight of the vote from the first precinct. Meantime pol Icemen, nervously fondling their clubs In their hands, hang upon the fringes of the crowd, which Is yet go good natured that It seems to bare no Impulse but to lift children on Its shoulders and put pretty girls before It and to caress old women and cripples Into favorable positions, so that they may see better. Tou will wish to leave it before the clubbing begins tni either go home to the slumbers which the whistling and twanging will duly attend or join the diners going into or coming out of the restaurants or the throngs strolling down Into the fairy realms of Broadway under the flare of the whiskies and the actresses. TV. D. IIowclls la Harper's Magazine. Rome Tel. 2062