Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 32, Number 316, 28 December 1907 — Page 4

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YOUNG QUENTIN

CUPID'S

VICTIM

fhe President's Son Is Badly

In Love With a Mail Carrier's Daughter.

ISllFTS AND GREETINGS.

Washington, D. C, Dec. 2S.-Tho Ttornance of the White Irouse" series has another addition. Quentin. the

t-ouneest eon of President Roosevelt

. has fallen in love and persists in stay

ing there, despite parental disapproval or secret service interference. The

parental disapproval is entirely theo

retical.

It -was not long ago that Quentin

failed to return from the Force public

chool which bo attends, within a rea-

lonable limit of the time at which he tnieht bo expected. A secret service

bian was sent to find him.

Ho found Quentin sitting on the

front steps of the home of little Mis

rolvln, daughter of Clinton K. Colvln, at 14.TO Rhode Island avenue. Colf In is a mail carrier. Quentin accompanied the officer without requisition papers. What happened afterward is not known publicly, but whatever It was it aidn't change any of Qucntin's plans. Yesterday the white house carriage stopped before the residence of little Miss Colvin and a liveried whitehouse Bervant took to the door a Christmas greeting. When Quentin went away to Pine Knot he had the answer in his inside pocket. It wished him a merry Christmas and a happy New Year

and was in the handwriting of the

young lady.

t 7T W

Will Newbold, Rushville Attorney Is Looking Toward The Position.

Considerable Interest Has Been Aroused Since Sailing of Big Fleet.

Over Twenty Thousand Pron Were Married by One Ceremony. The biggest vreddtns ever known to history was when Alexander the Great

HARRIS STILL IN THE RACE. WALTERS AND DADISMANJ ' lZlZZ

I Z

THE GREATEST WEDDING.

There would be a surprise if "Will

Newbold, of Rushville, announced him-

elf for democratic chairman of the

Sixth district. Newbold has not de-

b-;nc arous- : station for

The recent attention

centered on the navy by the sailing of

the Pacific waters has

Considerable interest ia ed in the local recruitln

marine service

stimulated young men to enlist. Ed- j

clared himself, but his name has been , tnp fleets for

heard freouentlv m connection vvita 1

Ih.a nlficp llr ia rr!:i rri il ;i -j :inti

raggartman. George Harris, chair- .gar N a.ters ana l narics A. uaumau.

man ot Wayne county, ana tjiyvesit r . oi iui. cn. die u- wax cmiouurui.-,

Meek, of Connersville, present district They have gone to the marine barracl s

chairman, would both like to have the office. Opposition exists to Meek be

cause of his action two years ago in voting for a Taggart man for state chairman when he was elected by the anti-Taggart wing of his district.

it Washington. D. C.

MANY CHILDREN FED BY PENNY CLUB

THE THERMOMETER. It Wae Invented by a Poor Man Who Had Failed as a Merchant. There is one little instrument in which the interest of all classes of people in this country never diminishes through all the changing seasons of the year, from the first day of January to the last day of December. It regulates the business puise of the nation aud is

the shrine to which men of all occu pa

rtus, king of Persia. afur the latter s eonuuest by Alexander, Twenty thousand two hundred and two persons were made husbands aud wives in cue eremony. The facts are these: After conquering King larius. Alexander determined to wed Statiro. daughter of the conquered king, aud issued a deer.-e thiit on that occasion 100 of his chief officers should marry 100 women from the noblest Persian and MeiJoau families. He further stipulated that 10.000 of his Greek soldiers should tke to wife 10.000 Asiatic women. For this purpose a vast pavilion was erected, the pillars being sixty feet high. One hundred gorgeous chambers adjoined this for the 100 uob'.e bridegrooms, while for the 10.000 soldiers an outer court was iuclosed. Outside of this tables were spread for the multitude. Each pair had seats and ranged themselves in a semicircle rouud the i royal throne. As it would have taken i several weeks for the few priests to

have married this vast number of eou-

Andrew Carnegio's laughing face. lie was pictured by the artist, just, at a time when Mark Twain tickled his humor by saying that Mr. Carnegie had committed a crime against the human race by inventing his pestiferous simplified spelling. Incidentally, it might be remarked that Mr. Carnegie has never laughed so heartily when he was praised for this or for that. Twain's simple, forceful language, and the "roasting he gave the iron king, furnished him great enjoyment.

The Annual Event for

Children Was Successful And Club Is Pleased.

- turn Ami this little instrument

is the thermometer, which bears the pies had the ceremony Deen pertoimeu ' name of Fahrenheit. ! in the ordinary way, Alexander iuvent-

Pf)0r: Before the seventeenth century men ed a simple way out of the dimcuny

could only Judge of the amount or neat

prevailing at any place by their per

He cave his hand to Statiro and kissed

hr m1 nil the remainiug bridegrooms

THREE HUNDRED ATTENDED

sonal sensations and could only speak j d;d the same to the women nesiae of the weather in a very indefinite i them, and thus ended the ceremony way as hot or very hot, cold or very j that united the greatest number of cold. In that century several attempts ; people at one time ever known, were made by scientific experimenters t Then occurred a five days' festival by means of tubes containing oil. spir- j which for grandeur and magnificence its of wine and other substances to es- I never has since been equaled.

A CLEVER RUSE. The Way an Ingenious Paris Merchant Saved Cable Tolls. A wealthy merchant in Farts who does an extensive business with Japan was informed that a prominent firm in Yokohama Lad failed, but the name of the firm he could not learn. He could have learned the truth by cabling; but. to save eijH.'DM', instead he went to a well known banker who had received the news and requested him to reveal the name of the firm. "That's a very delicate thing to do." replied th banker. ,-for the new is not official, and If I gave you the name I might Incur some responsibility." The merchant argued, but in vain, and finally he made this proposition: 'I will give you," he said, "a list of teu firms In Yokohama, and I will a?k you to look through It and then tell me, without mentioning any name, whether or not the name Q,f the firm which has failed appears in it. Surely you will do that for me?" Yes," said the banker, "for if I d not mention any name I cannot be held responsible in any way." The list was made. The banker looked through it and as he handed it back to the merchant said. "The name of the merchant who has failed is there." "Then I've lost heavily." replied the merchant, "for that is the firm with which 1 did business." showing him a nRtne on the list. Hut how do you know that is the i firm which has failed?" asked tb. ' banker in surprise. "Very easily." replied the merchant "Of the ten names on the list only one is genuine that of the firm with which I did business. All the others are fic

titious." STRANGE DISHES.

Sunday Services at the Churches.

LOCAL ROAD TO

FACE BAD CHARGE

First Presbyterian Thomas J. Gra

ham, pastor. Sabbath School, 9:15 a. m.. Public service of worship, 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Preaching by

the minister. Prayer meeting Thursday, 7:30 p. m. Messages in sermon and song appropriate for the last Sab

bath in 1907. The public invited.

South Eighth Street Friends' H. R. Keatcs, pastor. 9:00 a. m., Bible School. 10:30 a. m., Morning Worship. 6:30 p. m., Young People's meeting. A cordial invitation is extended to all, especially to any who may be without local church affiliation.

North Fourteenth Street Union Mission Sabbath school, 9:00 a. m. J. Ward, supt. Religious services 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. C. E. meeting, 6:30 p. m. David Loynd, pastor. Whitewater Friends' Church Corner of North 10th and G streets. Theodore Candler, pastor. Sabbath

iVkmnloint Uoe Roon Pilar! uith ! School, 9 a. m. Christmas Exercises.

VVIIIUiailK IIUO UbVII I IIVU (Villi , r T. Ellis, Supt.

:0:30 a. m.

Commerce Commission

Against G. R. & I.

Meeting for worship,

Richmond is affected.

UNION PAPER AND TWINE COMPANY SAYS RATE OF FIFTEEN CENTS TO RICHMOND IS UNJUST AND THERE IS DISCRIMINATION.

Washington, Dec. 2S. The Forest City Freight Bureau of Cleveland, O., today filed a complaint with the Interstate Commerce commission against & number of railroads doing business in Indiana, including tho C, I. & E., the C, H. & D., the Big Four, tho E. : I., the E. & T. II., tho G. K. & I, the Southern Indiana and the Vandalia.

The freight bureau alleges it is traffic manager for the Union Paper and Twine company of Cleveland, which

ships large quantities of paper in car

. load lots from Brokaw, Wis., to Indl

ana points. Among tho rates charged on car load lots are the following: Co

lumbus, 21Hac; Evansville, 17c; Indian

spoils, 14c; Muncie lVe; Noblesville,

23c; Richmond, 15c; South Bend, 14c;

Terre liante, 14c; Shelbyville, 13c, These rates for the most part are al leged to be unfair and riscrlminatory It is claimed that a rate of 15c to Co

lumbus, 15c to Evansville, 14c to Muncie and 14c to Noblesville would be

lust and reasonable. No complaint is

made ot the Indianapolis rate.

WILL WAGE WAR

ON SUPERSTITION

The Number Thirteen Consid

ered Lucky by Members.

Kokomo, Ind., Dec. 28. For the pur

pose of warring upon the superstition which hangs upon the number 13, the

Sunday school class at the Main street

Christian church taught by A. B. Kirk

patricX, will Initiate a series of socials

to be held on the 13th of each month.

The idea of the socials was inspired

by the disclosure of the fact that Mrs J. M. Wooley, a member of the class

who has led a ,happy. successful and xen-tempered life without misfortune to herself of family, was born on the 13th of December. In addition to this she was the thirteenth child of her father's family and was married on the 13th of June.

Second English Lutheran Corner Pearl and W. 3rd streets. Rev. G. E. Harsh, pastor. Sunday school at

:00 a. m. Preaching by the pastor at

0:30 a. m. and 7:00 p. m. Evening

theme, "The Conversion of zaccheus." On Tuesday evening, Dec. 31,

he young people of the congregation

will give a New Y'ear's Eve social In

ho church parlors. At eight o clock a

literary and musical program will be rendered. After the program, light re

freshments will be served. A good

ime for young and old is assured. An

admission of ten cents will be charged which will include entertainment and refreshments. Everybody is invited.

East Main Street Friends Ihbio

school at 9 a. m. meeting lor worship

10:30 a. m.; Christian Endeavor b:.0

m. A cordial invitation is extend-

ed to all these services on me ihsl

Lord's day of 3907.

St. Mary's Catholic Masses every

Sunday at S and 9 o clock and JUgn Mass and sermons at 10:30; Vespers and benediction every Sunday at 3 p.

m. Rev. J. F. Matting'y, rector, ReV. Thomas A. Hoffman, assistant.

St. Andrew's Catholic Fifth and

South C streets. Mass at :au; tngn Mass at 9:45; Vespers, sermonette and benediction at 3 o'clock. Rev.

Frank A. Roell, rector, Rev. II. J. Gadlage. assistant.

First Church of Christ Scientist

Sunday morning services at i'.:4o.

Subject: 'Christian Science." Children's Sunday school at 9:30; Wednesdav evening testimonial meeting at

:4r, in Commercial club rooms, sec

ond floor, Masonic Temple. Christian

Science reading room, 10 North Tenth street. Public, invited.

First Baptist II. Robert Smith, pastor. Preaching by pastor at 10:30 a.

m. and at 7:3

at 9:15 a. m.; Juniors at 2:30 p. m.; B. Y. P. U. at 6:30. All are cordially! invited to attend these services. I North A Street Friends First Day ; school at 9:15 a. m.; meeting for wor-J

ship at 10:30; Y. F. A. Round Table at 6:30. Discussion: "Iusist on Yourself, Never Imitate." Mid-week meeting for worship Wednesday morning at ten o'clock. First Christian Corner Tenth aud South A streets. Samuel W. Traum, pastor. Pible school 0:05 a. m Prof. Albert Jones superintendent. Christian Endeavor, 6:30 p. m. hours for worship 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.; Morning sermon: "Gather up the

Fragments." Evening sermon: "The Message of the Closing Year." St. Paul's Episcopal Corner Eighth and North A streets. Rev. David C. Huntington, rector. 7:30 a. m. holy communion; 9:15 a. m. Sunday school; 10:30 a, m. morning prayer

About 300 poor children partook of the dinner served at the Pythian Temple by the Penny Club Friday. To say that the children enjoyed the hospitality of the Penny Club is putting it mildly. The way they did eat! The tables fairly groaned with good things, and the children did also, before they finally broke away from the table. The members of the club are gratified with the results of the dinner and

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and sermon. Christmas Anthems and i feel that tney nave neen veu it-waiu Carols repeated. 7:30 p. m. evening j because of the cheer brought to nearly nraver and sermon. Christmas music 300 children.

repeated. Strangers and friends cordially invited. Universal ist Services at Pythian temple, Sunday, Dec. 29 at 3 p. m. Rev. Martha G.. Jones will preach on the subject of Glad Tidings. Sunday school at 2 p. nt. All are cordially invited to attend the services. St. Paul's Evangelical Lutheran C. Huber pastor. Sunday school at 9;

The Brotherhood of the congregation Local Dairymen Say I hey Are

will hold its quarterly meeting at 2 o'clock. Rev. Dr. Lyons will address the meeting. Young People's meeting at 6:30; English preaching service at

7. Subject: "Sweeping Down the Cob Webs." Second Presbyterian Robert Dunaway, pastor. Home Sabbath school at 9:15; Earlham Heights school at 2; Worship and church sermon at 10:30; Junior Endeavor service at 2:30; Senior Endeavor service at 6:15; song service and preaching at

INCREASE IH COST OF MILK

Not Contemplating Boost in Price.

INSPECTION TO DETERMINE.

7:00. Morning text: "Let us Press on." Evening text: "Wouldest Thou be Made Whole?" Tuesday evening lecture at 7:15; Thursday evening service at 7:15. Select, send, attend. Reid Memorial United Presbyterian Corner Eleventh and North A streets. Rev. S. R. Lyons, pastor. Preaching by the pastor 10:30 n. m. and 7:30 p. m.; Sabbath school 9:15 a. m.; Christian Uniou 6:30 p. ui. Grace M. E. W. M. Nelson, pastor. Sunday school at 9 a. m.; . preaching

by the pastor at 10:30 and 7:30; class at 11:45 a. m.; Junior League at. 2:15

p. m.; Senior league at t:sv p. m. A cordial invitation is extended. United Brethren Corner Eleventh and North U streets. M. Hobson pastor. Preaching by the pastor at 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m.; Sunday school at 9:30 a. ni.; Juniors at 2:30 p. m.; Y. P. C. U. at 6:30 p. m.; Prayer meeting Wednesday at 7:30. All will be welcomed to these services. Fifth Street M. E. J. O. Campbell, pastor. Sunday school at 9:15; preaching by the pastor at 1:30 and 7:30; class meeting at 11:45; Junior league at 2; Epworth League at 6:30; official board Friday evening. Friends and strangers are cordially invited.

First M. E. Corner Main and Fourteenth streets. R. J. Wade, pastor. Sunday school at 9:15 a. m.; morning worship at 10: SO a. m. Sermon subject of pastor: "Larger Lives." Class

i meeting at 11:45 a, m.; Junior League

at 2:30; Epworth League at 6:30; evening service at 7:30. The chorus choir under direction of Prof. J. L. Harris will give Handel's sacred oratorio "The Messiah." A cordial wel-

Local dairymen state that there is

no concerted plan being considered for raising the price of milk to Richmond consumers. The present price will be maintained, ?t is thought, unless inspection is established and in that case, as at Indianapolis, the price will probably be advanced. At Indianapolis, there is a probability of the price being advanced to 12 cents per quart for " pure"' milk, while tho adulterated will sell at the usual price.

tablish a satisfactory means of measuring heat, but none of them proved successful. Even Sir Isaac Newton, vhn nnnlied his ereat mind to this

work, and also the noted astronomer. Halley, failed in tbelr attempts to produce a heat measure. It was reserved to Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit, an obscure and poor man. a native of Dantzig, to give to the world the instrument which has proved to be so serviceable to mankind. He had failed in business as a merchant and, having a taste for mechanics and chemistry, began a series of experiments for the production of thermometers. At first he made these instru

ments with alcohol, but soon became convinced that the semisolid mercury was a more suitable article to use in the glass tube. Fahrenheit had removed from Dantzig to Amsterdam, and there about the year 1720 he made the mercury thermometer which has ever since been fashioned much like the original. The basis of his plan was to mark on the tube the two points respectively

at which water is congealed and boiled and to graduate the space between. He began with an arbitrary marking, beginning with 32 degrees, because he found that the mercury descended 32 degrees more before coming to what he thought the extreme cold resulting from a mixture of ice, water and sal ammoniac. In 1724 he published a distinct treatise on the subject of his experiments and the conclusions that had resulted therefrom. Celsius of Stockholm soon after suggested the more rational graduation of

a hunarea aegrees Deiweea irtreiiuj and boiling point. This was the centi

grade thermometer. Reaumur propos

ed another graduation which has been accepted by the French, but by far the

MAN AND HIS HORSE.

Lion's Flh, Tiger's Moat and Baked Elephant's Foot. T.ion's flesh is said to furnish a very

The Way to Show Approval That the gooj meal Tiger meat Is not SO paiaAnimal Will Appreciate. , table for it is tough and sinewy. In

Caress plays no small part in de- j judia nevertheless it is esteemed, bc-

veloping the best in any horse, but this is never to be by word of mouth. You may as well curse as bless for all your horse knows or cares. The caress of the hand addressed to the part with

which the animal has Just performed

some feat is always appreciated the , eating of flesh.

cause there is a superstition that It Im

parts to the eater some of the strength and cunning that characterises the animal. This notion is not. of course, held by the followers of Brahma and Buddha, whose religion forbids the

exnression shows that and one loves

to see a good man as be lands safe over a big place just reach back and give the clever horse a loving pat or two on that swelling muscular lolu which has been the chief agent in negotiating the obstruction. Do not pat neck or shoulder or any Dart not actively engaged In the under

taking. Caress may do no good, but it is pleasant to believe that it does, and we are quite positive that the voice simply diverts attention. The former mode of address is at least worthy of trial if only as a mark of appreciation between two gentlemen. The threatening tones appear sometimes serviceable, but this is so only when horses have been abused and associate punishment with the stern voice. The wild horse is as indifferent to the voice of affection as to that of rage. From "Schooling the Hunter," by Frank M. Ware in Outing Magazine.

Sun Power. There is one source to which all minds revert wheu this question is mentioned, a source most promising and yet one which has so far eluded the investigator. The suu on a clear day delivers upon each square yard of the earth's surface the equivalent of approximately two horsepower of mechanical energy working continuously. If even a fraction of this power could be transformed into mechanical or electrical energy and stored it would

do the world's work. Here is power

delivered at our very doors without

cost. How to store the energy so generouslv furnished and keep it on tap

for future use is the problem. That the next half century will see some

nintirm thereof, either chemical or

otherwise, seems likely. H. S. Trltch ett in Atlantic.

Drowned Manuscript. James Russell Lowell, the first editor of the Atlantic, was walking across Cambridge bridge when his hat blew off nnd fell into the Charles with half a

There appears to be considerable dif

ference of opinion among authorities on the subject as to the merits of elephant's flesh as an article of diet By some It is considered a dainty, but there Is the authority of at least one European against It. Stanley aald that he frequently tasted elephant's flesh and that It was more like soft leather and glue than anything else with which he could compare it Another explorer, however, declares that be cannot Imagine how an animal so coarse and heavy as the elephant could produce sacta delicate and tender flesh. All authorities agree in commending the elephant's foot Eren Stanley sdmitted that baked elephant's foot was a dish fit for a king. It is the greatest delicacy that can be given to a Kaffir. St Louis Republic.

Sincerity. In life sincerity Is the sure touchstone of character. The good sod valuable man is be who strives to realize day by day his own sincere conceptions of true manhood, Thousands are struggling to exhibit what some one else admires to reach the popular standard, to be or appear to be re-

dozen or more manuscripts with which

it was freighted and which he was re- gpectable and honorable, but few make turning to the Boston office. A boat- j jt their aim to live thoroughly up to

recovered the hat, but the scat-

a. j. ,.l ,,41 wrrlii I Jlian

jargeei puit v" xantn ' tcred manuscripts perished in those Fahrenheit's scale has been accepted , t Pq PJ and used, with 32 degrees as freezing. , .i,wf t,...

unities, n v.. fc "--'

for." said he, "we

55 degrees as temperate, 96 degrees as blood heat and 212 degrees as boiling

P01n' . . i fnr trash unfiles Kilt tlftW Cfl n VOtl tell

It is true that n.nrng contributor that his heit s scale is a so ecism since It does i ? 1 . , f 1 i . hich heat" manuscript has been not only rejected

u,t v 1 1 1 n i cv i ii'. v - i can be abstracted. This little blemish, j however, does not seem to have been j

of any practical consequence. Arctic explorers have persisted in de- j A Domestic Breakdown. ' tt, rn A well known lord discovered a thief

, rrZk,, ,.i0nt!Ct hv nro- in his London house. Aided by the

vi rauicuucn, " ! , i , . . iu .

been quite so bad.

might with some grace ask the writers

but sent to a watery graveT'Trowbridge in Atlantic.

their own individual convictions of what is right and good. Carlyle well says: "At all turns a man who will do faithfully needs' to believe firmly. If he have to ask at every turn the world's suffrage, if he cannot dispense with the world's suffrage and make his own suffrage serre, he is a poor eye servant, and the work committed to him will be miadone."

duced artificially temperatures far be- j

low any ever dreamed of by tho thermometer maker of Amsterdam. There is doubt as to the year of the death of Fahrenheit, but it is generally placed in 1740. Los Angeles Times.

come to all.

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:oU p. Ul., OUUUd Wrfh RiH A. M F Mitcm

Preaching at 3 p. m. and 7:30 p. m., by the new pastor, the Rev. A. Tiler. Sunday school at 2 p. m. Review of the International Sunday school lesson. On Jan. 5 Allen Jackson the superintendent will begin a series of lectures on the Ten Commandments.

Is Tie Stomaeh Dispensable? An operation for the removal of the stomach In a Chicago hospital recently, promoted discussion among the surgeons whether the stom uch could be removed and the patient be none he worse for it Before tbe discussion had wtli Hcd out. the patient had died. It demonstrated k conld not live without his stomach. To keep ha stomach in Brood condition, and cure eoostiation. indigestion, etc., use tbe great herb loxa ie compound. Dr. CsMwir Syrup Pepsin druggists sell it at 30 cents uxl 51 a bottle.

Leaving Richmond 11:15 p. m. via C, C. & L. lands yon In Chicago at 7:00 a. m. Through sleepers and

coaches. ?ou will Ilk it

apr6-tl

palladium want ads. pay

Victoria and Lady Millais. It Is related that when Sir John Mil

lais fell ill Queen Victoria sent the

Princess Louise to the dying man to inquire what favor she could accord him that could alleviate his sorrow if not his pain. Sir John thereupon called

for his writing tablet and Inscribed upon It tbe words. "I should like the queen to see my wife." Then the queen broke through her iron rule not to receive any woman whose marriage tie had been once dissolved, whether there be blame or not, graciously acceded to the request and accorded the 6orely tried lady a tender and sympathetic interview. St. James' Gazette.

DEFENSE 10 CLOSE CALEB POWERS CASE

butler, he secured the man and then rang the bell. A servant appeared.

whom the peer requested to "go into the kitchen and bring up a policeman ;

or two." The domestic returned and Jnone Qarn3 before he went out and said there were no policemen on the j a;ter ne came from the golfe, 45sh. 4d. premises. "What!" exclaimed his mas- j "item: to the boy who carried tny ter in incredulous tones. "Do you ; T Pft-9 dubs to the field. 3sh." '

A Historic Golfer. The following entries in tbe accounts of James Graham, marquis of Montrose, when he was a student at tbe University of St. Andrews are quite in

Falstaffian vein: "Item: for two goffe balls, lOsh.

"Item: my Lord taking ane drink In

Ambitions. The toiler in the city had been given an advance in salary. "Now." he said Jubilantly, "I can begin saving to buy a farm." The agriculturist looked at the check received for his season's wheat. "An

other such crop or two and I can

move Into the city," he mused. rhlla delphia Ledger.

Light Work. "Want a Job, Rastus?

"No, sah; no, sab. Done got a job,

aah." "Indeed! What ara you doing?"

Takln' In wasbin foab ma wife to

do, 6ab."Lippincott'B.

Grieving for the lost opportunity la the very worst way to find new ones.

Baltimore American.

Up-to-Date One Hundred and

Sixty-One Witnesses Have Been Examined.

GOES TO JURY NEXT WEEK.

Georgetown, Ky., Dec. 28 The tes

timony of the eighty-eighth witness in

the trial of Caleb Powers was heard yesterday, making a total of 161 for both the commonwealth and defense. It was expected that the defense would close yesterday, but Judge Sims an

nounced that two or three witnesses

had been delayed. The case should go

to the jury by Wednesday or Thursday.

mean to tell me that with a cook, two scullery maids, a kitchen maid and three housemaids in my employ there is no policeman in my kitchen? It la indeed a miracle, and our prisoner shall reap tbe benefit. Turner, let the man go Instantly T' London Standard-

True to Nature. "Are you satisfied with your dentist?" "Perfectly. lie's a real artist. His false teeth are perfect jewels." "Can't you tell the difference V "They are exact Imitations of nature. There is even one that's so good an imitation that It aches sometimes." Paris Journal.

With every allowance for change of

tariff, the roost completely refreshed giants of modern gold dwindle Into abstemiousness beside thaf'ane drink." London Athenaeum.

Henry Twele, three and a half years old, of Greenock, near McKeesport, is probably the moBt youthful smoker in Allegheny county and probably In Pennsylvania, The boy baa been using tobacco for more than a year. His father is a miner. The boy cries unlesa

given a pipe or stogie once or twice a

day and nothing else will satisfy him.

Milk and medicine axe spurned, and he

falls asleep soon after srookleg.

Many Sides. "That's the way the thing was told to me. but of course there's always more than one side to a story." "Of course. There are always as many sides to a story as there are people to blance," Philadelphia Press.

Crowded Out by Vain Man. "I went into the office looking like a fright," said the woman. "1 didn't have a chance to straighten my hat or pat my hair or anything. 1 had Intended to primp going up In tbe elevator, but there was a man standing before each mirror twirling bis mustache, and I couldn't even get a peep at myself." New York Press.

Innocent Childhood. Little William My father has charge) of over twenty men. Little Jimmy

: Hub! That's nothing! My father nas i charge over yonr fatherl Little Wil- ! Ham Well, my father makes more . monev than your father. Ue doesn't

own tho shop. Bohemian.

Quite a Difference. "What does Vernon do for a living?" "He works In a paint shop." "Why, I understood he was a writer for the magaalnes." "WelL you asked me what he did for a llTing.' Bohemian.

It Isn't so that woman is at the bottom of all trouble. It's money. Manchester Union.

COLDS CAUSE HEADACHE

LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE re

moves the cause. Used the world ov

er to Cure a Cold In One Day. E. W,

Grove's signature on box. 25c

A Wife's Dream. Step up. wifey, you and tho children," bawled Mr. Goodfellow. "and have a pair of shoes apiece on roe. Have another pair. They won't hurt you any." And then Mrs. Goodfellow wokePittsburg Post.

If thou faint in the day of adversitythy strength Is smaiL Old Testamaftt.

Pneumonia Followa a Cold but never follows the use of Foley'i Honey and Tar. It stops tho cough, heals and rtrengthens the lungs and prevents pneumonia. A. G. Lnken & Co,