Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 32, Number 230, 23 September 1907 — Page 2

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THE RICIIMOMJ PAOiADiU31AXlSUX-TEIEGKA3I,3IOXDAYt SEPTE3IREK 23, 1907.

LeAB.aWD GENERAL SPORTS

00IIKIRK WORSTED III SECOND CONTEST

(icJtnrc I carl ThrPP Pitr.hPrc Philadelphia 73

In an Effort to Hold the Quakers Down. HAY LACKED IN CONTROL HIS VIOLATIONS OF PASS LAW WERE HIS TEAM BUSH FUL BASE RUNNER. THE ANTICOSTLY TO IS WONDER(By Tort J Richmond, 7; Dunkirk, 4. Despite the fact that Dunkirk three twirlers of note on us Sunday af ternoon. Manager Jeesup's reformed. reorganized team took 'em 7 to 4. The game started out to be a Quaker swatfest and feast day, In fact Curls Car jnlchael was poled out of the box In the first inning, then Harry Hay was sub ttltuted and, as in the game Saturday, the lad with the submarine delivery had the locals up to the seventh, when Harry became liberal and began to holler for help. In that inning two hits, a fielders' choice and a base halls made standing room only on the hags. Harry then walked another man. forcing In a run. Harry wanted to quit at this stage, but Wolfe coaxed him to remain on the firing line. In the eiehth Burns led off with a hit. Johnson walked, Jessup sacrificed and Fisher breezed. With these two down Hay soared again and walked the next two men. forcing another run over the pan. Harry again became disgusted with himself and insisted on retiring, Gray went In the box and ended the In ning by forcing Plummer to die on an out to first Would Have Won Anyhow, Even had Mr. Hay not violated the anti-pass law, Richmond would have won 5 to 4. In the first the Quakers counted twice on a pass to Plummer and hits by Weaver and Parker. The Inning closed in a pretty double play, pulled off by Romine and Wills, Par ker and Burns being the victims. In the second Johnson hit to third. but Wills missed the assist anu Roily wended his way to second. Jessup sacrificed him to third and the fellow counted on Fisher's out to Grey In the first of the third with two down Dunkirk fell upon Mr. Fleming for two singles and a scorching three bagger by Grey. These hits counted for two runs Dunkirk presented the Quakers two runs in the local third. Bush led off with a single. Plummer lifted a short ne to left which Gray dropped. Weav r dumped a dinky to Hay ' and the fleet footed Mr. Bush brought the stands up howling by scoring from sec ond by a remarkable sprint. This stunt agitated Mr. Hay and he heaved high one which got past Wolfe and allowed Plummer to score. After this misfortune Dunkirk braced and retired the side. A base on balls and Gray's second three bagger counted one run for Dunkirk in the fifth. In the sixth Dunkirk brought in their fourth and last tally on a base on balls and two singles. Quaker Fielding Perfect. The game was not an interesting one to watch, but it had some redeeming features, the most pleasing of which was the perfect fielding of the Quakers. Bush ran the baes U'.te a wild man. He got to base every time up except once In the field he took six chances with out a wabble. Fisher made his Initial how before the populace, who were present in large chunks, as a first baseman. The southpaw was as kittenisn as a yearling and ate everything that came his way. Mr. Johnson, the Quincy third bagger, was in the game and he performed more than satisfactorily. Big Gray, the I. O. league slugger, gave one of his rare exhibitions of beating tip on the ball. The big fellow crack ed out two beaut triples, which brought In two runs. Score: RICHMOND. AB J3ush. ss., 2 R. 1 II. 1 O 1 1 1 O O 1 1 O. 3 O 4 3 3 O 4 10 0 A. 3 0 0 O o 3 O 0 E. 0 ( O O Plummer, rf., ."Weaver, cf., Parker, 2b., Burns, if., . . Johnson, 3b., Jessup, c, . Fisher, lb., Fleming, p., 4 2 2 1 3 4 3 4 3 O 1 1 O 0 1 O o 0 0 0

Total 27 7 G 27 10 O DUNKIRK AB. R. H. O. A. E. E'baugh, ss., ..5 O O 0 3 1 Perdleu. 2b., ... 4 2 2 1 3 0 Grey, If. p 4 1 2 1 O 1 Wills, lb 5 O 1 12 O 1 C'michael, p, rf., 3 1 0 1 O 0 Wolfe, c ..4 O 2 6 1 O B gardner, 3b., .3 O 1 0 3 O Romine, cf., ... 2 0 0 3 1 0 Hay, rf, p, If., . . 4 O O 0 2 0

Totals .34 8 24 13 Richmond 2 1 2 O O O 1 1 x 7 Dunkirk 00201100 04 Earned runs Dunkirk 2. Richmond JlllliillUilU k s. Rich1. Left on bases Dunkirk mond 7. Three base hit Sacrifice hits Romine, Jessup ver. Stolen bases Bush Double play Romine to Wills. Struck out Carmlchael 1. Hay 3. Fleming 3. liases on balls Carmlchael 1, Hay 7, Fleming 4. Hit by pitcher Baumgardner. Wild pitch Hay. Time uo,plre-L.n,. Attendance 1:30. 1,600. GUN CLUB IS ASSURED. Economy, Lnd., Sept 23 The or janlzlng of a gun club here is assured

THE BASEBALL RESULTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost PcL Chicago lO Pittsburg 84 New York 80 40 54 fil G2 76 S2 83 97 .714 .600

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Brooklyn fi.3 Cincinnati 53 Boston 54 St. Louis 43 .414 .394 .307 Sunday's Results. St. Louis, 14; Phlledelphia, 4--0. Chicago, 8-2; Boston ,7-4. Cincinnati, 1-2; New York, 0-1.

AMERICAN . LEAGUE STANDING. Won Lost Pet. Philadelphia 81 53 ,03 Detroit S3 50 .597 Chicago 83 57 .593 Cleveland SI 00 .574 New York 05 72 .474 St. Louis 59 i .425 Boston 58 82 .414 Washington 4G 31 .330

Sunday's Results. No games scheduled Sunday. GIANTS WIN ANOTHER; HAVE SPLENDID RECORD on They Have Taken 21 Out Of 25 Games Played. Cambridge City, Ind., Sept. 23. -The Little Giants defeated the Lewisville team Sunday afternoon In an interest ing and exciting game at the L. E. & W. park. Drischell and Dillon we're the battery for the Giants and had the visitors at their mercy all the while. This victory gives the Giants the dis tInctIon of havlng won 21 out of 25 games played. BASEBALL GOSSIP. (By Tort.j Manager Jessup states that his team will be reinforced by the additIon of Pitcher Yingling of the Dayton central league outfit, who has been sold to the Detroit Americans. Yingling is said to be one of the most promising recruits that the Central 'league developed last season. It was announced in the Palladium Sunday that the All Star American Association team would play here this weeK. i nis is a mistake. - The team that plays here Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday is the Cincinnati All Stars, a strong outfit made up of minor leaguers. This team will line up as follows: Benny, first base. Bateman, second base. Barton, shortstop. Tiemyer, third base. Prautt, left field. Decker, center field. Maloney, right field. Nippert, catcher. 1 Hollis, pitcher. Puttman, pitcher. Bushelman, pitcher. : Turner, pitcher. Bateman will be well remembered by the local fans. He played here In the palmy days of Bill Earle'a Entre Nous team. Nippert has also been seen here frequently. He is now ylaying In the O. P. league. Benny Is the manager of the Medicine Hat team. Canadian league champions Barton is the shortstop on the Baltimore Eastern league team. Tiemyer played the past 8eason with the st Paul Am. erican Association team. Maloney was with South Bend this season. Decker and Prautt are well known minor i league stars. Puttman was formerly with the New York Nationals but last season he pitched for Louisville In the American Association. The other three twirlers are minor leaguers. It can be seen that the All Stars have a fast lineup and there will be some great base ball at Athletic park Tues day, Wednesday and Thursdaj. Manager Jessup hopes to secure the Connersville team as the attraction at Athletic park the coming Sunday. It is quite probable that this fast team will be secured Connersville played here early in the season and took the locals in a hard fought ex tra Inning game. MINOR BALL SCORES. Kokomo, 12; Marlon, 1. Bluffton, 16; Huntington, 2. Connersville, 5; New Castle 4 (IS Innings). GOSNELL WAS SUCCESSFUL Returns From the East Where He Has Been Racing. Cambridge City, Ind., Sept. 23. Curt Gosnell returned Saturday from the ! East, where he has been drlrinsr n bunch of horses In the grand circuit races. He has been ouite snccpssfnl. r7T n 1 When you want a quick cure without any loss ot time, and one mat is loiiowed uy ng oa rcsuns, use Chamberlain's I Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy It never fails and is pleasant to take. It ia equally valuable for children. It is famous for its cures over a large part ol

NEW LISBON HMDS THE GRAYS DEFEAT

.540-won the Contest in First In.453 ning With Four Runs Secured on Errors. HARD FOUGHT AFTERWARD. CAMBRIDGE TEAM DID NOT SEEM TO' BE AT ITS BEST M ITCH ELL CAUGHT FOR THE NEW LISBON BUNCH. Cambridge City, Ind., Sept. 23. The Grays met with their first defeat at the hands of New Lisbon yesterday afternoon, New Lisbon cinching the game in the first inning by bagging four runs on errors. With the exception of the Initial inning the game was a hard fought battle, both teams playing good bail; score 7 to 2. Boyd, the Greensfork twirler, was in the box for the locals and pitched good ball, strik ing out 5 men, but did not get proper support. He was forced to retire in the seventh to right field, on account of an injury to his limb somewhat over a week ago. He was supplanted by Mur ley, who held the visitors down for the remainder of the game. He struck out i three men. Fink, formerly of Canton, Ohio, was the star player of the game. The visitors seemed to be afraid of him as they let him walk after his first time at bat. Paul seemed to be off in - every respect, as he did not cover the home plate with his usual agility and was only able to cut off one man at sec ond. The other members of the Grays played their usual game and the con test was lost by their not being able to - place the ball when at bat. Mitchell, of the Richmond Giants, caught a good game for the visitors, and his noodoo of walking around the Quaker, was their second sacker and protected it in a professional like manner, making several good stops and whipping the ball to first In time to cut off the runner. In several instanc es Cambridge was successful in getting three men on bases, but each time they died there. Grays. AB. R. H. O 1 1 1 o o 1 o o o. 1 o 15 o O 1 2 6 O E. Shiver., ss., .... 5 Fink, rf. sf., .. 2 Hickman, lb., . . 5 Dishman, cf, ss., 4 Enyeart, If., ... 3 Murley, ss, p., . 5 O 1 0 1 o o O O 1 o 5 4 O 4 Sebring, 2b o o o t . Paul, c, Boyd, p, rf., Totals as 2 4 27 13

New Lisbon. AB. R. II. O. A. E. Dare, ss 3 2 1 1 3 3 J. Brenner, cf., . .3 2 O 1 1 O Gilbert, p. 5 2 2 O 4 1 Mitchell, c 5 O 2 5 0 0 Connor, 3b., . . 5 1 O 4 1 0 Vanderbeck, 2b, 4 0 1 4 5 1 Shultneck, rf., .4 O 1 O O O Cain, lb 4 O 0 12 O O N. Brenner, If, . .3 O O O O O Totals 30 7 7 27 14 5

By Innings: New Lisbon 4 0000300 0 7 Grays 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 02 Earned runs New Lisbon 3. Left n bases-Cambridge City 13, New Lisotuicu uaes-;riuh, x,are, j. Brenner. Sacrifice hits-Enyeart, vanaeruecs, mnner. a wo Dase mis I - J r m ... Gilbert. Struck out By Boyd 5, by Murley 3, by Gilbert 4. Bases on ballsOff Boyd 1, off Murley 1, off Gilbert 5. Hit by pitcher-J. Brenner, Dishman, a. jraui. ume nours. ummre Goar. Attendance 500. QOIGLEY AND BABYLON TEAM TO NEW CASTLE Will Attempt to Take Measure flf V II C U UI Krell-rTenCh. TO PLAY CAMPBELLSTOWN. Sunday, September 20. the Qulgley and Babylon team of this city will go to New Castle, where the aggregation will again proceed to tae the measure of the Krell-French baseball team, supposed by New Castle fans, to be about the best in Indiana. The local aggregation defeated the Krell-French team a few weeks ago In an extra in ning contest by the score of 2-1. The Richmond team will go to New Castle Sunday expecting to meet a reinforced team, for the messages being received from the "City of Roses" Indicate that there will be "tall didings" in the office 5 the manager of theIr team daring ine Present, week. 10 loan on several cracK piayers, preparatory to tne onI slaught of the Richmond bunch. The Quigley and Babylon team will probably meet the Campbellstown, O., team in the near future as well as the strong team at Connersville. Manager Babylon said this morning that games would be scheduled as lone as it was possible to play baseball. "Waiter;" called the customer in the hs2. - ite. Kindly tell the leader of the orches tra to play something sad and low wnue i ame. I want to see it it won't nave a softening insaence on this touga steak." firoha n . . 1

ORGANIZE BOWLING TEAM One Formed That Is Willing to Meet All Comers. A bowling team confident of Its prowess, and desiring the gore of any within the near future, and desiring particularly to meet the old Entre Nous team, has been organized and gives promise of finishing the on coming season with an exceptionally good record. It is composed of Fred Hoover, Harry Parry, Ed Hunt, Bert Martin and Roy Carmen. All are good bowlers and good scores are expected. ; CITY'S LIGHT AND WATER PLANTS DP Financial Troubles Arising Fom Them Stir Up People Of Knightstown. PROVING TOO EXPENSIVE. e aaaaasanea COST MUST BE CUT AND AT THE SAME TIME IT IS DEMANDED THAT THE REVENUE BE MUCH INCREASED. Knightstown, Ind., Sept. 23. Unless tiA financial difficulties of the citv electric llght plant and the water plant - snpP(1ilv adi11RtPd some of the coun L,1rn. w,n hft eia(1 whPn their terms I c end and will not likely seek re-election. The financial troubles of the two plants Vi a i-o hsn the ctf vlp-nrmis rnntpn. tIon for several weeks and some of the linr,lmm havft hpAn the target of . ,., UiUtU VllliVlOUl. It Is obligatory upon the city to d crease the expenses of the two plants ana at the same time to increase the Income from them, which for some time has been running low. Officials having the electric lighting plant in charge report that it has been running steadily behind during the fiscal year and that something must be done to keep it In operation. There is at present not adequate power for the dynajmos and a new engine Is needed. Those who orieinallv favored munic ipal ownership, fixed the rates too low trk nleflcA ttiA ritt7ona o n r? if ia nrwr found that they are so low that an ad ditional rate in the form of taxes Is beinar taken from the DeoDle. The Dresent council, owln to the nlants' financlal difficulties, has had much trouble keeping them going and only by liberal loans from the city's general fund, have they been able to do so. As this takes money needed for other purposes there is much complaint and the councilmen have a problem on their hands. A uichmond minister not long ago was asked t- perforin a marriage cere mony by a young negro couple. As he had employed the groom for a year or two, he consented, knowing what pres tige would come to the couple by reason of having been married by a white minister. At the appointed time the happy pair arrived, and the ceremony proceeded: "Do you take this man for better or for worse?" the minister asked. For all her shyness the bride spoke up bravely. "No. sah; Ah don't," she said. "Ahll take him jest like he Is. If he was ter get any better I's afraid he'd die, an' If he was ter get any wnss Ah'd kill Mrs. Goodheart So you won't chop tne wood? The Hobo No. lad. I'm a kleptomaniac, rm afraid I might steal mom of K. Harper's Weekly,

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Mill 5 GOOD YEAH Season Just Closed Proved to Be the Best in History of The Organization. PROFITS WERE VERY LARGE. TREASURER'S REPORT SHOWS A BALANCE OF MORE THAN $265,000 FOR THE WORK OF THE SEASON. Chicago, Sept. 23. American Association magnates met here Sunday to wind up the affairs of the season.. President O'Brien said: "The American associtlon has just completed the most proserous season any minor league ever had. The attendance was big In nearly all of the cities and the earnings of the various clubs were far above the mark set last year. Complete harmony prevailed, and I do not think there is a happier baseball family in the country than this league. Prospects for next year could not be brighter." Practically all of the business was of a financial nature and the earnings of the league were shown to be enormously large. Toledo, Columbus, Indianapo lis and Minneapolis had exceptionally profitable seasons. The report of the treasurer of the association showed a balance of more than $263,000 for the season's work. The managers decided to give Columbus the pennant at the regular annual meeting to be held In Chicago during the holidays. It was also agreed to allow the Columbus club to play a series of games with the Toronto club, winner of the Eastern association championship. Games will be played in Toronto Sept 25, 26 and 27. The remainder of the series will be played in Columbus. ADMINISTERED A DEEEAT Beallview Put Campbellstown Out of Business. Campbellstown, O., Sept. 23. Beallview defeated Campbellstown Sunday by a score of 24 to 5. It was the most severe beating, ever received from an out of town team. Beallview simply outclassed and out played Campbellstown. There were many features on the part of Beallview. The home run hit by Allison, the pitching of Bulla, who allowed but two singles and striking out ten of the Buckeyes, and above all, the heavy hitting of the Beallviews who knocked out three Campbellstown pitchers. Beallview Is by far the fastest team that ever played on the local ball grounds. The score: Campbellstown 00010022 O 5 2 7 Beallview . ...13136145 O 24 16 4 Batteries Campbellstown, Bittelow, Pugh, Shafer and Frauntz; Beallview. Bulla and Rohe, Base on balls Off Bittelow 2; off Pugh 4. off Shafer 4. off Bulla 2. Struck out By Bittelow 2. by Pugh 2, by Bulla 10. Earned runs Beallview 15. Stolen bases Beallview 8; Campbellstown 1. Left on bases Beallview 11; Campbellstown 5. Th Part.-.er 1n Starder. He that by crafty significations of 111 will doth prompt th slanderer to vent his poison; be that by a willing audience and attention doth readily suck It np or who greedily swalloweth It down by credulous approbation and assent; he that pleasingly relisheth and smacketh at It or expresseth a delightful complacence therein; as he Is a partner ia the fact, so la he. a. sharer In the guIIL Isaac Barrow.

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Centerville Nationals Won Ov er Bentonville. Centerville, Ind., Sept. 23. The Cen terville Nationals met and defeated the fast Benton team on the Centerville dl amond; score 5 to 1. Batteries Tibbitts, Jones and Nicholson; Cregor and Caldwell. The Centerville Nationals have played 21 games and lost three during the season. The Nationals are claiming the championship of the county. THREE ASSAULT AKD BATTERY CASESPEHD All May Be Tried in the City Court Some Time Dur- , ing This Week. BOLLAND CASE TUESDAY. KEPLER MAY BE PUT ON TRIAL AGAIN ON THURSDAY FRANK SCHROEDER'S CASE IS THE THIRD ONE. Three assault and battery cases will be tried this week in the city court. It is thought that all of these cases will be tried before a Jury. Tuesday William Bolland will be tried for assault and battery on Frank Smith at the Ak ron hotel a week ago, Sunday. On the afternoon the assault was made Bol land was placed under arrest and he has been confined in the city jail ever since. Smith Is rapidly recovering from his Injuries and will be able to appear in court Tuesday as prosecuting witness. " It is probable that Alonzo Kepler will be tried a second time Thursday. Mr. Kepler is charged with assault and battery on Mrs. William Evans, a Cuban woman residing with her husband on a farm south of this city. The jury disagreed when he was given his first hearing last Friday. Attorneys T. J. Study and J. F. Robbins for the defense, claim that the Jury stood 10 to 2 for acquittal, but Prosecutor Jessup and Attorney H. U.' Johnson state that they have been Informed the Jury stood 9 to 3 for conviction. As the jurymen pledged themselves not to give out the result of their balloting, it Is impossible to learn how the Jury really did stand. Some day this week Frank Schroeder will probably be tried on a charge of assault and battery on Henry Issen, who Is a brother-in-law of Schroeder. Issen was assaulted several days ago and has been a serious condition as a result of the beating he received. He is said to be recovering rapidly at the present time and will be able some time this week to appear in the city court against Schroeder. The details of this fight have not been given out, but it Is understood that the assault was the result of family troubles. The . . ' rquest. The Irate housewife found the trarnj 6tretched out iu her new hammock. "You miserable hobo," she snapped reaching for the sprinkling can. yo: just wait until tay husband comes. II rrlll bring you to your senses." The tramp L'.ew a puff of smoke o a butterfly. "Madam," he yawned, "will you ?t me one favor?" "What?" "Yes, a favor. Instead of bringing me to my senses, kindly request his to bring my senses to me. I so

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Seatlaaeat mt Jm Ort AMmmt Pratt ( Dwatlmr Concerning the rich fruit of the lotus, which grew luxuriantly la the Nile, many charming legends hare been told. It was believed that it was so delight f ul that thoe who ate of it would neY er leave the spot where it grew, but for It would abandon home and friend to spend their .lives In a dream of serene delight. Homer, in the Odyssey, mentions the lotus eaters , who lived n the northern coast of Africa and records their attempts to detain the followers of Ulysses by giving them the fruits of the lotus to eat, so thai they should never wish to leave the 6 pot where it grew. The same poetical idea is known to the Arabs, who call it the "fruit ofi destiny," which is to be eaten in Tara disc, and It is on this foundation that Tennyson built his charming poem of the "Lotus Eaters." This mythical lotus has been identified by several botanists with that Indigenous to Tu nis, which is a thorny shrub, with berries the sire of an olive. Mungo Park found a species of lotus In Central Africa bearing berries of a delicious tante, which on being dried and pounded made wholesome and pleasant bread. The lotus fruit found In Tunis has a stimulating, almost intoxicating, effect, and it is therefore probable that this plant furnished tha foundation of the ancient leganda. WHEN WAGES WERE LOW. And m Trlty Dlaner For 8 la Ceat Oalr IT Oata. "Columbus," said an antiquary of Chicago, "got a salary of $320 a yearless than a dollar a day. Ills captains got $180 a year apiece. Ills crew got $2.25 a month. To equip the expedition that discovered America cost $2.600. The total cost of discovering America was $7,200. "Lawyers nowadays, especially corporation lawyers, think nothing of earning a million a year. In tha reign of Edward IV. a baronet entered In hla diurnal, or diary: "'Paid to Roger Fylpott, learned in the law, for his counsel, 3 shillings, with fourpence for his dinner.' "Ministers often make today $20,000 or $30,000 a year, yt John Knox only got $220 a year, or $4 a week, and that was a dollar more a weak than Scottish jadgea got. "Small salaries, those," concluded tha antiquary, "but we must remember that In that epoch there were no trusts to Inflate prices, and a dollar went a long way. In fact, a Christmas dinner for a family of six would have coat in John Knox's time: For the turkey, 10 cents; cranberry sauce, 2 cents; potatoes, 1 cent; turnips, 1 cent; celery, 1 cent; plum pudding, 2 cents; total, 17 cents, or less than 3 cents a head. V.l..il.l.l WKV WI1J If a fairy bad ever offered to grant me three wishes, "the full confidence of wild animals" would surely have been one of them and probably the friend wild creatures and take advantage of them, we Khali often find, as X have done, that there is no lack of re-. sponse on the part of the animals. X once walked up to a pine siskin, as he was feeding on the ground and picked him up in my hand. He did not seem a bit alarmed, and when a few minutes later I set him down he continued bis search for food within a few inches of my feet On another occasion a yellow throated vlreo allowed tne to lift her from her nest when I wished to count her eggs and nestled down comfortably on her treasures the moment I put ber back. .With a forefinger I onco stroked the bark of a red breasted nuthatch as he was busy feeding on a tree. Ernest Harold Barnes In 8L Nicholas. Am Aaawered Prayer. "I sent my little girl." writes a correspondent, "to the butcher's ' with 50 rnt in hnv mnram ateab. Sh rim home 10 cents short In change and was sent back for the missing coin. Presently the butcher's boy called with the dime and explained that his employer had found out his mistake, although they had seen nothing of xnj little daughter. The time went on, and i iii r i -.t iM t merrily In the garden. 'Did you go back to the butcher's? I asked. 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