Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 32, Number 182, 29 July 1907 — Page 2
PAGE TWO.
THE KICII3IOXD PALLADIU3I AXD SUX-TELEGRA3I, 3IOXDAY, JUL.Y 2). 1907.
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QUAKERS STARTED LEAGUE CONTESTS
WITH A VICTOR?
Fleming', p
Totals
7 2,
14
Richmond, Portland and Decatur Were Winners in the
Bluffton AB. B, II. O. A. E.
LaRue, 2b ....4 0 0 1 2 1 Ryan, If 3 0 0 2 0 1
Eichler, 2b 4 0 0 2 a 0
Carmichael, rf 4 0 1 0 0 0
Splcer, c 4 0 0 5 2 0
P'fferly. lb 3 1 0 14 0 1
Dona van, cf ..3 0 0 0 0 1
Zanerlin. ss 2 1 0 0 3 0
Guhl. n 3 0 1 0 3 0
Totals
2 24 15
GRAYS TOOK LOCAL
SQUAD INTO CAMP
Quigley and Babylon Aggrega
tion Was Defeated at Cambridge, Sunday.
THE BASEBALL RESULTS
Left on bases Bluffton 3, Rich-
fnitial Games of the Indiana 1101 7- . .
Struckout Guhl 5; Fleming z. OhiO Organization. Bases on balls Guhl 2, Fleming
Passed ball Spicer. Hit by pitcher Zanglin. Two- base hits Guhl, Cameron. Sacrifice hit Cameron.
Stolen bases Minzler, Fleming,
I Cameron.
Umpire Runion. . Time 1.25. Attendance SOO.
SMITH WAS KNOCKED OUT
FLEMING PITCHED HIS
SECOND TWO HIT GAME.
CROWD ESTIMATED AT SEVEN
HUNDRED SAW THE CONTEST
THE SCORE IS GIVEN IN
DETAIL.
His Effectiveness Combined
With Fine Fielding and
Over Bluffton Possible.
1. O.
LEAGUE STANDINGS. Won. Lost.
Richmond 1 Decatur 1 Portland 1 Kokomo 0 Van Wert - 0 Bluffton 0 Games Tuesday. Bluffton at Richmond. Portland at Kokomo. Van Wert at Decatur.
0 0 0 1 1 1
Pet.
1.000
1.000 1.000
.000
.000
.000
Cambridge City, Ind., July 20. The
Grays took the Quigley & Babylon
Portland 9: Kokomo 2. team or Kicnmona into camp ai u r-
'. A fact ; hnnrh a -xx -- o ..ir o r v-rL-? o-
I imeiy nilb IViaUC IIIUIIipil of hlttera from Portland outplayed the . . f. Q , .
. j r v. I 1 - - - w
Combines of the new inaiaua-uu.u
e!gU.f iJ bLl SCrved Uuhlenbeck replaced Smith and die
lu , w. aU hp;n for better, allowing the Grays but four hits an errorless game had it not been ior 0 ' an tiiuiit , and one run during the rest of the
the error 01 mourns. " ; "" .. .rprTtia7U... qhivprderker i . a nithPrs T.a- Same. L.erman bnneraecKer
Primp ronld not save the box work for the Gra's and he dfd drfoT'hSbior1 re;: ely until the sixth, allowing but one lue 1 y . . . errata iit nnH nr runts Tn thp sixth
n-ith mnnv m " -t-
iney auie w . tt, r. c t t ffnt r,ovt (n slants
- . ot, chnnts in tne r"1- v- -
T,aKuCia i,u., 1 , ..J. .Rl) nnmHpfl n,.r fnnr hitft and four
sixth innincr Portland distinguisnea . " 1 -,
herself with four hits. Score: Portland . . M O 2 3 4 O O 0-J 1
Combines . o o 1 O 1 " --
noriM Portland. Watmer and
J.U t-W v.y - " ' "
iinrmsr Combines iacey, un",
Grimes and Orr. Umpire inompson
Attendance 2,200.
(By Tort.) Richmond 3; Bluffton, 2?.
runs, three of these being earned.
Although the weather was very
threatening, the fans were not frightened, and a crowd estimated at 700 was on hand to witness the defeat of
the Quaker amateurs by their pets
The Grays began the second by land
ing on the ball and to add to the run-
1 t ; , . i, 1 I 1
r-, C - AJ t rT 1. I ..j,, .
Decatur. Ind'., July 20The Indiana- fin, the Q. & B team blew up play-
Richmond nrmullv rnoafs with thp Lu i iir Snnriav before MnS a very poor game.
Tf;;, . r.,: The "pass the ball- amongst themselves In
. . . 1 i infoocri Van Wert easily
wnicn was given an auspicious open- ir . ' , VrTorked out of the speedy Grays were running the bases inrr SnnHav . Portion j tr.,,, rr. Pitcher Ilav was knocked out Ol ine I r
inning hplne reliev- like scared deer, piling up o runs
noma on us own grounds, Decatur 111 ... . Thp crarnp was delayed from the fact ti .1 t' nr- x '. . .. .i AtAnro uhn did not ailow the lo- lne game was aeiajeu lroiu me it.L
: fliJeCaUr' WnUf " that "Toad" Kelly, the Q. & B. short-
h n "r ' looK r l;, ; o O O l O O O O-l stop left his uniform in the car. After the fast Bluffton outfit 3 to 2. thanks Van Wert O o 0 u 1 " " 'l . . .
t-., 1 , , . . t i A n 1 n O O O O wailing ior mm 10 miuw uy, me same !a. ,tmln! T"?erfu .pltc" P61"'' Shrill" 111 on was started with Kuhlenbeck at short.
aun mis uy me locals wnen nits i wu uaoc 111!....-. ;; x.'n,r or,ro th r Tt -no. k.ii.-rkrr lmiiinfr 4- off llav. 2: off ben Kelly did arrive, the Q. & B
,tk . , ,!,- (.,,,,. n,,tnr T?atllns 7: team was "shot to pieces." making the
for the first two nr thr innn f hv tlv. 2: by Moore. 1. Left on bases score book look like a Chinese puzzle.
tho Q ,,.0. .u. rvot, j vT.wprt. 11. Wild pitch Both teams ut up a miserable field
Th ter tv, ,,ttr,,i ,,. I ,T n inr hv nitchpr Conklin. UnS game, the Q. & B. s leading in mak-
little over 800. Had the sun smiled Bnrkerwitz. McCann. Stolen bases
on the league opening the largest Burns, Weber
crowd of the season would have filled 1-:; innings.
Athletic park. France,
i
Two-Hit Exhibition.
Mr. Fleming was feeling a trifle Indisposed Sunday when he went into
the box so he only pitched a two-hi
game, his second two-hit exhibition within three days' time. It was not until the seventh Inning that a visitor was allowed to rest in peace on first base. The second man to face Nat in
ing errors. The Grays are very much
Hits Off Hay, 7 in 3 pleased over their victory and are still
Time 1 :40.
Umpire
claiming the amateur championship
I and it is doubtful if they will have any I trouble in holding it. Score:
NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost Pet
Chicago t 04 Pittsburg ... .. ...",2 New York ....r0 Philadelphia .. .. ..-45 Brooklyn 4i Boston 3t; Cincinnati c; St. Louis '21
2 :i2 34 .17 -4S 51 71
.J19 .r75 ..-,4:) .401
work, Mr. Runion, and we will have no holler coming.
Sunday's Results. Cincinnati, S; New York, 3; first game. Cincinnati, 3; New York 1; second game. St. Loui3, 1; Brooklyn 0; first game. Brooklyn, 4; St. Louis, 2; second game. Boston, Z; Chicago, 2. AMERICAN ASSN. STANDING.
A peculiar play came In the eighth. Morris got his base on an error and was advanced to third by Wiltermood s singler. Minzler tapped one to Guhl and Morris started home. Guhl threw to Catcher Spicer to nail him and Spicer started out to meet Morris, but the latter side stepped him and darted
.429 'back to third. Spicer tossed the ball
414 lover Morris, so that Laliue at third
22S; could nail the fleet footed base runner,
but Morris dodged LaRue and perched
safely on third.
Won Lost Pet Toledo D7 3S .Xm) Minneapolis 4 43 ."7 Columbus 52 42 .'CM Kansas City .49 47 .D10 Milwaukee 47 4S .4!C. Louisville 4." ."1 .459 St. Paul " 44) . ."7 .412 Indianapolis 40 S AOS
According to the schedule. Richmond and Van Wert play at Van Wert Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday and Friday both, of these teams lay off and Saturday and Sunday Van Wert U the attraction here.
Sunday's Results. Indianapolis, 7; Toledo, 5. Columbus, o; Louisville, 4. Kansas City. 3; Milwaukee, 2. St. Paul, 5; Minneapolis, 1.
AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won Lo3t Pet Chicago .o-l V", .007 Cleveland .. 53 .".5 .002 Detroit TiO 34 .."95 Philadelphia 49 30 .570 New York 41 45 .477 St. Louis 30 51 .414 Boston 33 52 .3SS Washington 27 55 .329
DUNKIRK TEAM MUST GIVE UPTHE GHOST Failure to Get Into League Ends Disastrously.
RECORD FOR THE SEASON.
Sunday's Results. No games scheduled Sunday. CENTRAL LEAGUE STANDING.
Won. Lost. Pet Springfield 49 35 .583 Evansville 48 39 .552 Wheeling 40 38 .548 Canton 43 35 .551 Dayton 41 44 .482 Terre Haute .... ....42 47 .472 Grand Rapids 38 4 .452 South Bend 33 50 .371
Sunday's Results. Springfield. O; South Bend, Grand Rapids, 10; Dayton, 1. Canton. 4; Terre Haute, 1. Evansville, 3; Wheeling, 1.
MINOR BALL SCORES. Miamisburg 12; Connersville, I. Hartford City 3; Dunkirk 2. Muncie Shamrocks 2; T. T.'s V Lebanon 11; Rushville, 0.
s JENKINS' PLAY WAS
OP SPECTACULAR KIND
Tennis Champion.
had faced the miniature iceberg and had been frozen to death one, two,
three order. Fleming should have had
a shutout to his credit but the only SCORES IN THE SINGLES.
'nur maue uy me mcais ana one or the two hits he allowed, a double,
came in a chunk and resulted in two The July tournament in tennis at
Blurrton tallies Fleming had wonder- the pubIic school grounds was well ad-
jut 1nm.111 aim ojifcu n mull, Willie
pitcher dreams about. Tho new in
field worked like clockwork and right here let it be stated that infield has
any in the league backed off the map
Locals Made Two.
In the kickoff Ritter drew his base
and was sacrificed to second by Cam
eron. Capt. Jessup then came to bat
and poled a hot single which the
Rabbit scored under, amidst the
howls of the happy populace. Jessup
was caught pilfering second and Mor-
tIs popped to LaRue. We came back
at 'em again in the second for another count. With one down, Minzler got a
life on LaRue's error. Cunningham
advanced Minzler with a single and the little second baseman romped
home on Fisher's clean hit. Cunny
tried to count on Fleming's tap to
third but died three feet off the
plate. Ritter breezed. Guhl's Lucky Hit.
The enemy pegged along without a sign of a run, then came a rally which made us all wako up with the nervous
prostration and the night sweat. Mr.
Tfefferly biffed a warm one to Fisher
who failed to handle it. Donavan skied to left, then Zanglin got belted
In the slats by one of Nat's fast ones
Mr. Guhl, the peevish pitcher, came to bat with the determination that if
his support would not land the game, he would, henco he leaned against ono of his contemporaries high ones
and it went about a half mile over Wiltermood's head, Pfefferly and Zanglin scored under this vicious drive, which was held to a double by Wiltermood's fast fielding. Jim Did the Business. In the last half of the eighth, with the score 2 to 2, reliable Jim Cameron started a successful rally by biffing out an exact duplicate cf Guhl's twobagger. Jessup advanced him to third on an infield tap, while Morris put the game on ice by lifting a high fly to deep left center, which was miscued by Donavan. Jim scored under this drive. He would have scored whether or not Donavan caught the ball. In the ninth Bluffton went out one.two, three. Umpire Runion of Marion, one of President Kling's selections, officiated, and his work was most satisfactory. He judged balls and strikes well and hi3 base decisions were good. Tho score:
Richmond. AB. R. H. O. A. E. Ritter, cf 2 10 10 0 Cameron, lb ..3 1 1 11 0 0 Jessup, c 4 0 1 2 0 0 Morris, ss ....4 0 0 2 6 0 Wlltermood, If 4 0 3 4 0 0 Minzler, 2b ...4 1 0 1 1 0 Cunnlng'm, rf 4 0 1 1 0 0 Fisher, 3b 4 0 12 3 1
of matches being played.
als.
C. City. AB. R. H. O. A. E. Hickman, lb., . 5 2 1 9 1 O Paul, rf ,.4 O 1 O O O Dishman. c, ... 2 O 1 7 O O Burk, ss., 3.1 2 1 1 1 Shiverdecker, p 4 1 2 2 7 O Sebring, 2b., . . 4 1 1 4 2 1 Stombaugh. cf., 3 2 2 1 O o Enyert. If., ... 4 O 1 2 O O Palmer, 3b 4 1 1 1 1 1 Totals 35 5 7 23 15 5 Q. & B. AB. R. H. O. A. E. Wharfel, 3b ... 3 1 O O 1 1 Kuh"bk. ss, 2b p 5 1 1 2 4 o Ray, 2b., lb., .3 O 1 9 1 O Sitlow. c. cf 4 1 O 1 O O Sutters, rf 4 O O 2 O 1 Smith, p., 2b., . 4 0 2 3 3 1 Kluter, If 4 O 1 2 1 1 Rohe, cf., c. ... 4 O O 3 2 O Cassel, lb., ... 1 0 1 1 0 O Kelly, ss. 3 2 1 O 3 1 Totals 35 5 7 25 15 5
Jenkins' play was quite spectacular
and marks him as the very probable champion in singles for July. After
having one set against him which Tom Only two men out in second
Campbell won by a score of 6 to 0, c. City O601O001 x 8
1
Jenkins pulled together and beat Q. & B O O O O 0 4 1 O 05
Campbell the two remaining sets, one Earned runs Cambridge City, 2; Q
by a score of 8-6 and the other 6-4. The & B., 3,
8-6 set was as pretty event as has been First base on errors Cambridge City
seen at the playgrounds this summer. 3. q. & p., .
Campbell is strong in tennis this year Left on base Cambridge City 6; Q
and both players fought hard for hon- & B. 5.
. . 1
ors in the deciding matcn. Sacrifice hits Warfel. 2.
After finishing wun wmpoeii, stolen bases-Paul. Dishman. Burk.
Jenkins beat Brunson, who naa won Sebring, Enyert, Kluter, Smith 2.
over bherman, o-b, t- ana 0-1. mt Two base hits-Hickman.
jenkins-iirunson scores wtie o-v uu Double piays-Hickman to Sebring
6-0. tn TTii-k man
Rtrnclr nut fih ivtrflprU er S Smith
CAMPBELLS I UWN WUN Z. 2; by Kuhlenbeck, 1.
Base on balls Off Smith, 1
BASEBALL GOSSIP. (By Tort.)
Dunkirk. Ind., July 29 Notwithstanding the efforts put forth by Manager Frazee, of the Dunkirk ball team to secure for the bunch a berth in the new Indiana-Ohio league, he fin
ally had to give up and let tho team scatter. Frazee had a winning aggregation and It was his intention to keep the bunch together for the season by all means. After arrangements had been made to transfer tho club to Marion, the boys were anxious to go, and all remained here with tho exception of Morris, until Saturday, when it was difinitely announced that there was no chance in the league. Manager Jessup of Richmond, and Hunt of Portland were up in arms against the Crown City team even having a look-in and finally trio team was dropped. After receiving the final announcement the team disbanded and the boys went to other clubs.
Center Fielder Campbell and Left Fielder Hall went to Kokomo; Pitcher Carmichael to Bluffton; Shortstop and Captain Stewart to Lebanon; Pitcher Hay to Van Wert; Second Baseman Perdieu returned to Roanoke in the
Virginia league, where he was under contract; Catcher Wolfe and First Baseman Willis are wanted by the Terre Haute Central league management, but are yet undecided. That the team had a record that could not have been beatan is shown by the series of games which they won. From Portland, 11 out of 1C games: from Richmond, 7 out of 10; from Kokomo, S out of 12; from De-
We are certainly excelling ourselves and, everybody else in the present quality of Arbuckles' Ariosa Gof fee. I No such quality of coffee can be sold out of a bag, bin' or tin, or under any otherj name by anybody in this town,' for anything near the same! price. That's a strong statement, but you can lake our word for it, and we arc the largest: dealers in coffee in the world. Another thing; j the egg coating on ARIOSA COFFEE' does not improve its appearance but preserves; the flavor and aroma. Remember that ARIOSA is, not sold to look at, but to drink, Complies with all the requirements of thej National Pure Food Law. Guarantee 204J ! Filed at Washington.
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FOOTBALL OUTLOOK
IS A SPLENDID ONE
Prof. E. P. Trueblood Is Highly Pleased Over Earlham College Outlook.
GOOD BUNCH OF MATERIAL
NEARLY ALL OF LAST YEAR'S TEAM WILL BE BACK AND IN ADDITION THERE WILL BE NEW MEN ON HAND.
Prof. E. P. Trueblood, faculty football manager of Earlham college, thinks the Quakers have bright pros
pects for the coming season on tho
catur, 3 out of 3. They played even gridiron. He feels that Coach Vail
Richmond and Centerville Teams De
feated on Sunday.
Campbellstown, O., July 29 The
double header baseball game at CampKnllcfnun Sun (lav afternoon resulted
in two victories" for the Campbells- STRENGTHEN COMBINES.
town team. It defeated The Rich-
Hit by pitcher Dishman 2.
Passed balls Rohe, 2; Dishman, 2. Tme of game 1:35.
Umpire Ed Elliott.
monds 16 to 4 and Centerville, 7
GREENSFORK, 16 TO 1.
to 2. 1 Kokomo-Sharpsville Ready to Put Up
Fight for I.-O. League Flag.
Kokomo, Ind., July 29 The Com-
Hsgerstown Ball Team was root in Dines have not only strengtnenea tne
infield, which they claim is one of the
strnncest rf tho newlv formed Tnd
July 29 Hagers- iana.0hIo league, by the addition of
The Running.
Hagerstown, Ind.
town was pracucauy aeaa ouuuay Dilu as pitcher, but have recruited
ernoon as every one uo um th outfield bv sitrnins Gillis and Hall.
cure a conveyance went to Greensfork. Jn DntZ( and Grimes the Com-
However tneir presence mere am noi b,MS caim a battery of ball twirlers
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Of course the pestiferous weather man had to dish up a lot of damp for
the get away event, still all the bad
looking black clouds and the slight
drizzle did not prevent the faithful from turning out. Manager Runyan
of Bluffton, was more than pleased with the attendance. His team played at Van Wert Friday and Saturday and he states that there were big crowds in attendance. "This trip to Van Wert
and Richmond has been more profit able to our club than any we have tak
en this season," remarked Runyan
after the game.
Charles Wentz, the crack pitcher on
the Wapakoneta, O., independent club, who has pitched sensational ball for hat outfit this season, has been signed
by Manager Jessup for the locals. In response to a telegram sent him Wentz
wired to Manager Jessup: "Terms ac
ceptea. wire ticket, will report Tuesday." Wentz will be a valuable
addition to the quaker team. Early in
the season Manager Jessup tried to secure him, but Wentz failed to report.
Manager Jessup is also after Pitcher
Boyd, of the defunct Frankfort team. Boyd is a splendid slabman and if he 13 secured Manager Jessup will have in Fleming, Wentz and Boyd, as good a pitching staff as any in the league. Fisher, Morris and Cameron again put up a wonderful fielding game Sunday. What, few chances little Minzler had to do he handled gracefully. You will have to go some to beat that infield. Cameron was digging throws out of the dirt and spearing high ones like a Tenney. Morris accepted eighl chances without a wobble, pulling off one sensational play back of second, after Fleming had fooled him by acting as though he Intended to field the ball. Morri3 speared the ball with one hand and nailed his man at first by
an eyelash.
Bluffton looks like a team that will
finish strong. This outfit carries five pitchers, all of them stars. With the
team is Carmichael, the crack young
ster, who made such a fine record with Dunkirk. He played right field Sun
day.
Every time Fleming came to bat he
was given the glad hand by the fans. The little fellow has proven himself
both an iron man and a gold mine. He
pitches heady ball and a dynamite bomb at his feet would fail to ruffle his
composure. Two two-hit games with
in three days time is a record that ev
ery pitcher cannot boast of.
Mr. Runion. the new Umps, made a
splendid showing. The Bluffton bat
tery accused him of being blind from birth, but he calmly Instructed them
to play ball and cut out unnecessary vocal exercise. Runion was clad In a
sassy blue makeup, cut princesse, and wore a mask and wind pad as trimmings. He stood back of the catcher
when men were not on bases and bawled out his decisions in a clear-cut,
contralto voice. Keep up the good
with Bluffton and Lebanon, Frankfort being the only bunch capable of tak
ing them over a series, making three
straights. All by one score's differ
ence, one 17-inning contest, one 12
and ono 9.
Got Thtrs ly a Scratch.
Ona of our friends i suffering from the result of a bad mistake. The other
night he heard a racket In the barn, and, springing out of bed, he grabbed
hl3 pants, pulled what he thought was a match out of his pocket and drew it
across the place where a man always lights his matches. An unearthly howl announced the fact that it was a nail he was trying to light and that he had torn up about two feet of good flesh. He now sleeps on his left side and pays no attention to any noises he hears In the night. Fairfield (Me.) Review.
The leader of fashion was stricken with pneumonia. "Madam," said the doctor, "your low necked dress is responsible for this." "I knew that costume would be effective," murmured the patient weakly, but with a satisfied smile. Pittsburz Lead;-
Few people are snaitr that Cornwall, England, is an island. The Tamar river and the Bude and Launceston canal cut it off f1-' " Piv!i?h.ir
will do wonders with the likely bunch of material with which he will have to . work. Practically all of last year's team will be back and in addition' some former stars and prospective freshmen. "Happy" Wann is acting In tho capacity of Earlham football scout and he has a number of high school football players in the notion of coming
here.
Lindley, the strong tackle of two
years ago will be in school to strength
en the line. With Capt. Thlstlethwaite on the other tackle and Wann at center, three places in the line are about as strong as any eleven In the state. Tho guards are yet to bo pick
ed, even on paper, but there Is much
end material. Guyer is assured of a
place while Brubaker and Grimes are both good. Lawrence, a former end
on Earlham's team and a splendid
punter will be in school again.
For back of the line Earlham should
be able to pick fast ground gainers from White, Chambers, Carey, Birch and Elliott.
The team's quarters will be better
this year than ever before. The dress
ing rooms and baths will be In the
basement of the new dormitory and
every provision will be afforded for keeping the gridiron warriors In
splendid physical trim.
A LESSON IN LAW. Several Things the Philadelphia Drum, mer Didn't Know. "Most of us thiuk we know the law pretty well," said the Philadelphia drummer, "but I had a little experience to show me that there are everal tklngs In the statute books that I don't know. I was in a New England town and dropped into a barber tdi op to get shaved. There was only one barber, and he didn't look as if fc knew putty. He turned out to be a pretty good shaver, however,, and as I had had a drink Just before entering the shop I fell asleep In the chair. I slept for half an hour, and when I awoke he was through with me. Tho first thing I missed on getting out of the chair was my roll of money, next my watch, next my overcoat, next aud lastly my scarfpin. I went for that barber for all I; was worth, but ho denied robbing me, and bis face woro a smile. Then I got a gait on me and went to a lawyer's office. "'Can you prove by a credible witness that you had f'JO In cash when you entered the barber shop? he asked. "I couldn't. "'Can you prove that your watch was taken in the shop Instead of being lost on the street?' "I couldn't. "Are you sure that you had your
pin ou as ypu opened the door to enter? "I wasn't. " As to your overcoat, continued tha lawyer, havo you a bill of vale of it, or was any one with you when yod bought it? In other worda, can you swear to the ownership In law of an particular overcoat? "I couldn't. " 'Then I can do nothing for yoa, na paid, and I went to a second lawyer td be told the same thing. I had left thj Bhop without paying for my shave, and I was even told that the barber could arrest me for beating him ou? of 15 cents and have me flncd $5. t believe I can quote Shakespeare correctly and distinguish between tea and sugar, but when it comes down to th law I am not in it. It's too kinky. Rochester Democrat and ChronlcU.
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