Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 32, Number 165, 8 July 1907 — Page 2

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THE KICIOIOXX PALLADIUM AXD SUX-TELEGKA3I, 310XDAY, JULY 8, lli()7.

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PUTRID EXHIBITION OF IIATIOiL GAME That Put on at Athletic Park Sunday, Outdoes Bloomer Girls' Stunt. 1NFIELD HAS AN OFF DAY. FLEMING WON THE GAME, DE SPITE TEN ERRORS BEHIND HIM AS PIQUA REFUSED TO WIN THE CONTEST. (By Tort.) . ' Richmond 4; Piqua 3. . Despite the fact that ten errors were Larlfi hphtnd him. Nat Fleming won fa game Sunday from the Piqua team which from a point of putridness has kny bloomer girls team that ever tour d the country fried to a crisp. In the opinion of the one thousand people who witnessed the game it was about the worst contest seen on Athletic ffield thia season, ant? that is saying few. Time and again the locals pre sented the contest to the visitors, who absolutely refused to take it. With the exception of Cameron, the entire Richmond infield had an off !ay. The reliable Justice booted two easy chances. Miller messed up three 'chances, which wer-s laughably easy. At shortstop. Squibb rattled about in iMinzler's boots. Even Cap Jessup had two errors charged to him. Besides fielding yellow, the locals played fttipid ball. How Rune Were Made. In the first Richmond made its only tamed runs, two singles and a double, inettine them. Three errors in the rthlrd netted one run for Piqua. Two rinore errors and a hit in the seventh made Piqua's second run. The third ?run for the visitors came In the ninth jon two errors and a single. In the Ueventh Fisher drew his bn.se on balls. stole second and third and scored on 'Cameron's long fly to center. In the eighth. Cunningham got a base on errors and scored on hits by Wilier and Squibb. Fisher held down renter field Sunday in the absence of Hitter, who forgot to return from New Castle. Score: .

Richmond. AB. R. H. O. A. E. Cameron, lb., .4 1 - S O o Justice, '2b 4 o a :j Jessup. c 4 t 2 4 .": 2 Cun'ham. rf., .4 1 1 '2 o o Wilier. 3b 4 O '2 '2 4 3 Squibb, ss V. O o '2 : 2 ."Wiltermood, If.. .". O 1 2 o 0 Fisher, cf '2 1 o 1 1 Fleming, p ." o o 1 1 Total VA 4 S '21 17, JO

Piqua. . Mason, If., . . Kiddle, ss., . . ; Gerst'm'r, c, . Thomas, Seaman, p., . . ,Jtletz, lb jBadatcher, 2b.. . Kronenberg, rf, . Itohe, cf AB. R. 1 o o O o n o H. o o o o o. o 1 1 o 1 4 1 A. o 4 E. O 1 o ( o 1 1 o o 4 4 4 4 1 o o o Total .... ..34 3 f, 23 12 3 "Richmond 2 o O o o O 1 1 x 4 Tiqua (I l 1 O o o 1 O 13 Earned runs Richmond '2. Left on bases Piqua H; Richmond .". Two base hit Jessup. Stolen bases Jessup. Miller. CunJiingham, Squibb, Fisher 2, Riddle. Double plays Squibb, Justice, Camferon; Miller, Cameron; Fisher, Jusice, 'Cameron: Gerstcrmeyer, Rietz. Struck out Fleming 4; Seaman. 3. Bases on balls Fleming 3; Seaman Hit by pitcher Badatcher. " Wild pitches Seaman 2. Passed balls Gerstcrmeyer. Umpire Lally. Attendance 1.hx. GREENSFORK WINS W f'V: Smeared Whitewash All Over Fountain City. LACEYWAS BATTED HARD. Greensfork. Ind.. July 'N.-Orernsf.i... took the fast Fountain City team into .tamp Sunday afternoon, smearing the (Whitewash all over them. Ridge Mas jln the box for the locals and the visit ors were unable to solve his delivery, flacey. the Fountain City pitcher, was pounded often and hard. Score: ! R. II. E. iureensfork ....! j, s IFouuntain City o 4 Batteries Ridge and Wise; Lacey tand Davis. Two base hits Davis, Gunekle, Ellis. Struck out Ridge .1; Lacey 0. Attendance loo. Messrs. and Mesdames Frank Murray of East Germantown. and Harry jWinsett and daughter, of Richmond, i were guests of their aunt. Miss Nora Campbell, at Milton, Sunday. .

The Noonday Of L.I re. Married peopla shoald learn what to do for ca j another's little HI, and for the ills of the children that mar come. They are ure sooner or later to have occasion to treat constipation . or indigestion. When the opportunity comes remember that the quickest way to obtain relief, and finally a permanent core, is with lr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, the treat herb laxative compound. A bottle should always-be in the bouew. ItcostsonlySOcentaorflfttdrusrstjres. PALLADIUM WANT ADS PAY.

BaBI Results, NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.

I Won. Lost Pet. Chicago .. .-. 17 .757 New York 4 '27, .HHj Pittsburg u l'i ; JV'Hi Philadelphia 37 '20 .50 1 Cincinnati '2'. 40 .431 Boston 28 ' 37 .431 Brooklyn 20 41 .414 St. Louis l(j ,17 .219 (No games scheduled yesterday.) AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost PcL Chicago .....41 23 .057 Cleveland 41 2" .Oil:) Detroit .. .. ...... ...37 2H .,";: Philadelphia 37 2! .5(51 New York 31 34 .477 St. Louis .. 2S 43 .204 Boston 27, 42 .373 Washington 22 41 .310 Yesterday's Results.

Chicago 0; Philadelphia o.

Washington, 12; St. Louis f. AMERICAN ASSN. STANDING. Won Lost Pet. Toledo . . 20 .013 Columbus 41 2S .011 Minneapolis 42 32 Kansas City ..30 3N .487 Milwaukee 3' 41 .401 Louisville 31 40 .47,0 St. Paul 31 41 .413 Indianapolis 32 48 .400

Yesterday's Results. Columbus 3; Indianapolis 2. Milwaukee 0; Minneapolis 1. Kansas City 7; St. Paul ame.) St. Paul, 4; Kansas City 3 (first (second game. Toledo 0; Louisville (first game.)

Toledo 11; Louisville 4 (second game.) CENTRAL LEAGUE STANDING.'. Won Lost Pet Springfield 30 20 .5S1 Wheeling 3." 2S .550 Evansville 3T V,2 ..23 Dayton 31 31 .."23 Canton .i '20 27 ' .."IS Terre Haute 33 V7, ,4S7 Grand Rapids 27 37 .422 South Bend 20 30 .400

Yesterday's Results. Grand Rapids 0; South Bend 5. Terre Haute 3;EvansvilIe o. Canton 4; Wheeling 3. Dayton 4; Springfield 3 (10 innings.) MINOR SCORES. (Saturday) Dunkirk, 4; Kokomo, 0. (Sunday) Dunkirk 2; Kokomo 1. Bluff ton 5; Frankfort 4. Connersville 7; Miamisburg 4. Anderson 5; Atkins 3. T. TVs 3; North Vernon 0. EARLKAM SECOND l WINCHA FINAL MEET 'urdue Scored Thirty-seven Points and the Quakers Thirty-one. SMELSER BROKE RECORD. HE ALSO TOOK SECOND IN THE DISCUS HURL, VITH ONE HUNDRED FOUR FEET TO HIS CREDIT. In the field meet at Winona Lake on July 4, Purdue won with o7 points, Earlham getting second with CI points. Darlington II. S. got 2'). Wabash college ." and Winona A. A. .1 points. lonran, or jJarnngton, was :-tar. winning both jumps and the 'ashes. Purdue sent six men, : winning the three distance runs, and Stcffins the discuss. Winslow, of Earlham ran White a close race in the mile and really won second in the half. White, of Earlham. won the low hurdles, and would have taken the high hurdles from Fifield of Purdue had he been in practice. He also not second in the quarter mile run and high jump. . Conrad took this at T feet inches. White just missing it. The fast time of ,.! seconds was made in the quarter on a slow track. Smelser, of Earlham. broke his hammer record. ! feet, by tossing it II; feet, S Inches. He also took second in the discus hurl, with lot feet, Stcffins of Purdue, winning with lis feet. Smelser also took third in the shot put and broad jump. Trester, a former Earlham star, got second in the shot and hammer throw. Most of the records were unusually good. Have yott tremble of any ktad arising: frora a disordered stomach? to to your drugrjfisp and et a 50a or SI bottle of l3r. Caldwell's, Syrup Pepsin, which is positively guaranteed to cure you and keep you weiL Antiauity of Slavery. Slavery is pretty nearly as old as tie race. It began so far br.ck that the memory of man, assisted ly the still greater memory of history, can recall no time when it did not exist. It would be difficult t say who were the first slaves. In all the nations arouud the Med i terra uoan, where civilization Is supposed tr Ji.trfl started, the Institution b"an e:ir!y L flourish an! held on right down thr.rsii.-h fYmialisin to rnndmm. tiateCr

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i luiI GOLFERS MEET THIS WEEK Annual Tournament of the Indiana Golf Association At Terre Haute. CONTESTS TO BE SHARP. DR. CHARLES BOND, PROF. J. F, THOMPSON AND OTHERS WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE FROM RICHMOND. Tho best amateur golfing talent of the State will be assembled at Terre Haute tho latter part of this week in the eighth annual tournament of the Indiana Golf dissociation. Many form er title holders and runners-up will try to regain or maintain their honors, while a number of promising players will come for the first time to attempt to wrest away the State championship trophy. The program as usual has been arranged to provide interesting competitions for the men who are defeated in the earlier rounds of play. There will be the Consolation Match for the Pres ident's Cup, offered each year by the presiding officer of the association, to be contested for by the sixteen men who are defeated in the first round of match play for the chamnlonshin. The second consolation will be open to those defeated in the first round of play for the President's Cup and the second round of the championship. The fourth event will be a Bogie Competi tion, open to all those defeated in prior events. For each of these two events a prize of a box of golf balls is offered. At the close of the first four events, there will be driving and putting con tests for all players, which will end the tournament. Play will start Wed nesday morning and close Saturday afternoon. Dr. Chas. S. Bond, Prof. J. F. Thomp son and others will go from Richmond. HARE MAYJE A COACH Base Bali and Foot Ball Play er Has an Offer. HIS DECISION UNCERTAIN. "Bunny" Hare, the former Indiana University football celebrity, who is now managing the Lebanon baseball team, will in all probability coach the Rose Polytechnic football eleven this fall. When Hare left Indiana this spring to join the Indianapolis baseball team, it was thought that he hid retired from the gridiron, and that he would give all of his attention to baseball. Hare has not yet accepted the position offered by Rose Poly, but he says that he is considering it favorably. In the event that he does not go to Rose, it is rumored that he will assist Sheldon in coaching the Indiana eleven. IRA STOHER. YOUNG FARMER, GETS INTO A SERIOUS SCRAPE (Continued From Page One.) cessful in locating Smith, as several people had seen him near Lynn, near which place his sweetheart, a daughter of Elwood Saucer resides. Chief Bailey also ascertained that Ina Manning, daughter of Tom Manning, bad also seen Stoner get off the train at Lynn on the afternoon of July third. Bailey went to Lynn Sunday morning and went to the home of Elwood Saucer, and found the young man there. Taking him to the barn where he could talk to him. Bailey closely questioned Stoner. who stoutly denied having been in Richmond July and furthermore stated that he was working in the hay field all day the third for Luther Baldwin. He said he knew nothing of any checks except those three which were given him by Smith a few months back. Admitted the Forgery. When Bailey asked him why it was that he was in Lynn on the afternoon of the third of July. the young man stated that he had been sent there to meet Erie Barnes of Richmond, who was going to visit Baldwin. When Stoner was taken before Luther Baldwin, however, the latter stated that Stoner had left early in the morning of the third and did not return until evening. Stoner, after some persuasion, admitted that he had forged the check. for several weeks. He made his confession very plain and did not seem to realize the penalty which attaches to the crime. He was taken to the station at Lynn by Bailey. His sweetheart, hearing of the arrest of Stoner, arrived at the station, and a touching scene transpired. This was the only time that Stoner in the least broke down. Since his confinement in jail he has said nothing pertaining to his case, being entirely non-committal. The surprise manifested over the arrest of young Stoner in Lynn, was great, according to the statement of Bailer. The young man has alwas borne a good reputation and was gen

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ABYSSES OF OCEAN.

Extent of the Deep Waters and Thir Tremendous Pressure. More than half the surface of the globe is hidden under water two miles deeD. Seven million eauare miles lie at a 'depth of 13,000 feet or more. Many places have been found five miles and more in depth. The greatest depth yet sounded is 31.200 feet, near the island of Guam. If Mount Everest, the world's high est mountain, were plucked from its seat and drooped into this spot the waves would still roll 2,000 feet above its crest. Into thia terrlflc abyss the waters press down with a force more than 10, 000 pounds to the square inch. The fctanchest shiD ever built would be crumbled under this awful pressure like an eggshell under a steam roller, A pine beam fifteen feet long which held open the mouth of a trawl used in making a cast at a depth of more than 18,000 feet was crushed flat as if it had been passed between rollers. The body of the man who should at tempt to venture to such depths would be compressed until the flesh was forced into the interstices of the bone and his trunk was no larger than a rolling pin. Still the body would reach the bottom, for anything that will sink in a tub of water will sink to the utter most depths of the ocean. Exchange. SECRETS OF SAVAGES. Some Things That Dtk the Ingenuity of Civilized Man. The head was no bhjger than an orange, the black, bearded head, perfect ly preserved, of a man of forty or so. "The Dyaks alono," said the ethnologist, '"have the secret of taking an adult human bead and reducing it, like this, to less than half its size. Their houses are ornamented profusely with these reduced heads of enemies slain in battle. No one knows how the re duction is accomplished. It is a marvelous secret that the Dyaks refuse to give up. "Savages, degraded as they are beside us, possess a number of marvelous and unfathomable secrets. One is the making of fire by the rubbing of dry twigs. Only a savage can do that "Another is the construction of fishskin suits. The natives of the Siberian coast make suits of fishskln that are softer, finer and far more waterproof than any fabric known to us. What could be so waterproof as fishskln? "A third is the secret of arrested life. There are aborigines in India who can die temporarily, can be burled a week or more and on being dug up come to life again. "Tho best blankets, the best baskets, the best canoes and the best dyes are all made by savages." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Swans Defeat a Fox. A correspondent of the Colwyn Bay Herald tlescribes a fierce fight between a fox and a number of swans. The fox, after hiding for awhile among some reeds, boldly swain toward a number of swans. The latter were on the alert, howevpr, and when within a yard the biggest bird attacked him with whig and beak, entirely submerging him for two or three seconds. Nothing daunted, the fox made a final attack, but ignominious defeat awaited him, as all the swans arrayed themselves In single file and made a desperate attack on their assailant, which eventually landed at the south side of the lake, his blood covering the felt of heather at the far end. The swans appeared to have sustained no injury whatever. Where They Were Not Bad. A visitor who wa3 going through the penitentiary one day turned to the warden and said: "I suppose you have a good many bad people here?" "Bad! Bad people here!" ejaculated the gray haired warden, with an air of comic surpri.se. "Yhat put that Into your head? There are no bad people here. Why, if they wanted to be bad. we wouldn't let 'em." The warden smiled grimly, and the visitor awakened ta the fact that the "pen" was not the place where people could afford to be bad, even if they wished. Brooklyn Eagle. Cosmopolitan Dinners. "You can pay your money in New York and get any sort of dinner yon like snd of every possible national ity," declared the man about town "You can get an Italian dinner with spaghetti, a French dinner with frogs' legs, an Irish dinner with some sort of stew, a Hungarian dinner with goulash, a Russian dinner with caviare, a Spanish dinner with frljoles and a southern dinner with corn pone." New York Tress. Accounts Squared. Hicks I owe you an apology. The fact Is, it was raining, and I saw your umbrella, and, supposing you had gone home for good, I tock IL Wicks Don't mention it I oweyou fin apology. You left your new hat, you know, and wore your old one. -V I had no umbrella and as I didn't want to wet my hat. I put on yours. Hope you don't inind. Pearson's Weeklv. Tha Dust. They were celebrating their engagement by d;r.ing at a swell cafe. "Do you believe," she queried as the conversation lagTecl, "that man is really made of dnst?" "Well." he rejoined, glancing at the dinner check, "he wouldn't be able to travel far in yonr company if he wasn't." Chlngo Xew. MULDOONS DEFEAT G. M.'S The Muldoons won from the Glen Miller team 20 to 11. the Muldoons playing without the full lineup. Lineup:: Muldoons H. Sharff. IB: R. Sharff, 2B; C. Brown, SB; R. Brunely. LF; V. Appleton, CF; R. Bailey, RF G. Newton, C; J. Gee, P. Glen Miller Young, SS; Hasemers, F B; Chestnut, CB; Morrow, RF; Scheweml, C; Minner, 2B; Craig. LF; Miller. RF; Hawekatte, P; Miller, P. Three-base hits Newton, R. Sharp, Young. Schewml. Two-base Hits Newton 4; Gee 3, R. Sharp 2; Brown 1; Young 2. Earned runs Muldoons 2; Glen Millers .7.

J Krrors MuldoonsGIcn-JIillers S.

W. B. LEEDSJS IMPROVED Indications Are That He Will Fully Recover.

New York, July S. It will be an interesting bit of news to Indiana and Ohio friends that W. B. Leeds, who, with his wife, a short time ago returned from Europe, when it was thought Mr. Leeds' health was broken beoml recovery, is improving rapidly. His friends in New York and his physicians now believe that full recovery is certain. Mr. and Mrs. Leeds are at Newport. RED CROSS BALL BLUE Should be in every home. Ask your grocer for It. Large 2 oz. package on ly 5 cents. A Pointed Prayer. Aunt Dinah had come to see her old mistress, who had just recovered from an illaees. "Yes, Miss Lila, I sho'ly done prayed fer yer to git well all de time, and now yer see how it done turned out." "Then you believe thut your prayers are always answered, Dinah?" "Sho'ly, sho'ly!" Then, with a sly glance: "Yer see, I neber tempts de Lord, 'case I don't pray fer nothln' dat I don't know I'll git. Dr. John, he done tol' me he tort yer was on de recovery road." After a pause she went on: "Say, Miss Lila, yer know what I prayed fer last night?" "No." "Why, 1 Just , p'intodly begged de Lord tcr put it Into yer heart ter give me dat brown silk dress yer done outgrowed." Brooklyn Eagle. In the Matter of Tips. The mp.n who tips the highest gets the best service and the most ostentatious deference. "Give this to the cook," said a St. Louis parvenu, handing a dollar to the waiter with his order, "and tell him to cook it my way." "Give this to the cook," said a scribe at the next table, handing a two dollar bill to the waiter with bis order; "and tell him to cook It his own way, for he is a better cook than I am." We will not be outshone. We will not shrink in any man's shadow. At the same time the pace is too hot and fast for most of us. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Localized Him. A stranger wishing to play golf at North Berwick saw some one in authority upon the matter. "What name?" asked the dignified official in charge. "De Neufeldt," the stranger replied. "Mon," said the official in a tone of disgust, "we canna fash oorsels wl names like that at North Berwick. Ye'll stairt In the morn at ten fifteen to the name of Fairgusson." Blackwood's Magazine.

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JAILED FOB DEBT. At One Time the Law Was Severe on Those Who Owed Money. In nearly every country until comparatively went times debtors hare been subject to imprisonment. After tho panic of 1S23 101.000 writs for debt were Issued In England. In 1S30 7,000 persons were sent to London prisons for debt, and on Jan. 1, 1S40, 1.700 persons were held for debt In England and Wales, 1.000 In Ireland end less than 100 ia Scotland. From time to time modifications in the laws governing the imprisonment of debtors Lave been, made, so that fewer debtors are imprisoned for this crime each year. In 1S20 there were ".000 debtors In prison in Massachusetts, 10,000 in New York, 7,000 in Pennsylvania, 3,000 In Maryland and a like proportion In other states. Many of these persons were jailed for debts of $1. The law providing for the imprisonment of men who could not pay their debts was shown to be impracticable by statistics taken from Philadelphia, where in 1S23 there were 1.0S5 debtors imprisoned for debts amounting to ?23,000. The expense of keeping these persons in confinement was $3G2.O0O. which was paid by the city, and the amount recovered by this method was $2'.X. Imprisonment for debt was abolished by congress in the United States In 1S33, though this measure was not fully enforced until 1839. New York Tribune. WIFE OR CHILD, WHICH? An Ingenious Problem With Two Interesting Equations. Some time ago George was bragging about never having told a lie, and he said he never would. An Irishman, hearing the assertion, made a wager with George that he could make him tell a lie in two minutes. So Pat began: "Supposing you and your little child and her friend were out in a boat for a row; the boat suddenly capsized, and you were all thrown into the water. Now. which child would you save?" asked Pat. "Well," answered George, "under the circumstances I should save ruy own In preference to any one else's child." "Very good," answered Pat. "Now, suppose you and your wife and child were out for a row and the boat again capsized. Now, which of them would you save, your wife or your child?" After a thoughtful pnuse, George answered that he would save his wife. "There you are," cried Tat. "You said at first that you would rather save your child in preference to any one else's, but now you say that you would pare your wife, who Is somebody else's chlldf" Pearson's Weekly.

From Obscurity to Renown. An ancient well, once surrounded by walls eight feet high. In "Yeoing field." Trewsbury Mead, a valley about three miles from Cierencester, near the village of Kemble, is the source known as Thames Lead. In summer no 6lgn of water or of water plants can be found near it Its walls. are now. down,

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BASEBALL AHD -SALOONS Chief Metzger Says Former Offsets the Latter.

FAVORS SUNDAY PLAYING. Indianapolis, July S. "Legiflators who voted for the laws making the sale of Injurious explosives and tuch things as the cap pistol and the toy cannon illegal, should feel that they have been vindicated. The records of Injured and the showing as to how they were injured is evidence that the laws are good ones. The Fourth however, showed the need of another law, or rather the amendment of law already made. That Is the Sunday baseball law," said Chief Metzger, of the Indianapolis police. "I've concluded." he continued, "that the reason the men are loafing on their beats and there is so little doing that it's because all of "the boys are at the ball game. I dropped In there a minute and think I met a score or more of men we arrest Sunday after Sunday. "And that's the very reason there should be Sunday baseball. When I said I was for Sunday baseball during the last session of the legislature some of the ministers in the lobby looked aghast at me." and t; ..v.. ....... uud irusli hide It from view. In winter It overflows, Coods tho valley and contributes its little force to the greatest of Island rivers. Thus from an obscure, hidden and neglected origin England's historic river swells and Cows on until, upou Its pellucid bosom above Folly bridge to its brackish waters below the Tower of London, It nnrses everything from an Infant's gentle pleasures to the sinister tragedlca of the greatest city In the world. From "la Thamssland. A Trade In Learning. "I want you," said the old fanner, "to give the boy 'bout six or eight dollars' worth ' leamln. Fer Instance, I'll start hlna on three bushels o corn; then, when that's out, I'll keep him a-movln' on a couple o smokehouse hams, an I may decide to give you a young heifer to 1'arn him writin an & home raised cow for a leetlo 'rtthmetlc." "Do you want him to learn any of the higher branches?" "Well, after he climbs a leetle you might throw in 'bout a bushel or two of 'em, or say 'bout a quarter o' beer worth." Atlanta Constitution. Progressing. Miss Weston And have you played much golf, Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones Well, no; can't say I've played much, but I'Te walkexl round the links several times in golf clothe, and I'm bejdnnlng to understand the language. Illustrated Bitt." The best part of beauty Is that which no picture can express. Bacon.