Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 362, 12 February 1907 — Page 6

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The Richmond Palladium, Tuesday, February 12, 1907, Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN H. SMITH Notice, fcinriers ! "Doddo" 22721 the imported French Percheron Stallion, better known as the Clevengerw horse, and Prince Wilkes, will be at my farm this season, 2y2 milea north of Richmond, on the Middleboro pike. The public is Invited to call. A. H. PYLE, Phone 805-C. R. F. D. No. 4. 4 Provisions , Live Stock, Grain and Stock Markets Indianapolis Chicago Cincinnati, Hew York and Richmond. THE PALLADIUM MARKET REPORTS ARE THE LATEST AND ARE ABSOLUTELY RELIABLE. NO NEWSPAPERS IN INDIANA, THOSE OF INDIANAPOLIS NOT EXCEPTED, GIVE MORE COMPLETE MARKET REPORTS THAN THE PALLADIUM. PERT PARAGRAPHS. It takes an heiress to reform a man J by marrying him; she makes him plas-1 tic by working pure gold into him. I i In the game of life, as in a barrel of t lotatoes, the good uiios get on top j RICHMOND MARKETS INDIANAPOLIS MARKETS CINCINNATI MARKETS CHICAGO MARKETS NEW YORK MARKETS ways found at the bottom.

"They're off in a bunch, such wa3 the statement of a stock dealer yesterday when sqeaking of the hog market, as the coarse grades of hog3 closed in on the better and choice animals, the price of heavy select packers raising from 6.S0 to $G.90. Those animals tipping the beam at S50 pounds, common and rough raised from $6.75 to $6.83 while tiie 200 and 250 pound average hogs, of which the farmers are holding many stood stationary at $7.00, although the butchers and packers are offering seven cents for all hog3 which fall within this class, no minimum price being quoted. The cattle market remained normal yesterday. The supply of good butcher cattle still remains ihort us many farmers who heretofore raised large numbers of butcher cattle are now turning their attention to stock cattle. In the grocery market butter that

brand made in suburban districts and labeled "pure unadulterated country butter, rose from twenty to twentylive cents yesterday. According to tbo statement of a prominent grocer yesterday good country butter is a scarce commodity. THE LOCAL. MARKETS. (The prices quoted below are those paid by J. M. Eggemeyer. Main & Fourth streets, for produce, vegetables and fruits. Thrs gives the farmers and gardeners the accurate Quotations for their products; also gives the merchant if the smaller towns the wholesale prices pa.d In Richmond on al! fruits, etc., bought from Commission rr"nO Butter. Butter, (extra creamery) 34c. Butter, (fancy country) 25c. Butter, (packing stock) ldc. Eggs. Kggs, (fresh country) 20c. Eggs, (storage Aprils 18c. Poultry. Chickens, (frys) ....23c each. Chickens, (old hens) Sc lb. Chickens, (roosters) .....25c each. Turkeys, (live) .12c lb. Geese, (live) 6c lb. Ducks, (live) 8c lb. Fruits. Lemons, (Cal.) $J.o. Oranges, (Floridas all sizes) $2.50 box. Cra berries, (fancy Howes) SS.50 bbl.Cranberries, (Pride of Cod) .. .. .., 4 $15 bbl. Apples, (faucy cooking varieties).. .. '.. ..$2 bbl. Applea, (greenings) . . ..$2.50 bbl. Apples, (Baldwins) $2.50 bbl. Apples, (Northern Spys)..$3.50 bbl. Apples, (Kings) $.75 bbl. Apples, (Grimes Golden) $4 bbl. Apples, (Belief lowers, extras.) box. 1.25 Apples', (Jonathans, extras) $5 bbl. Grape fruit, (Florida fancy) box... $3.50. Malaga grapes $8 50. Tangerines, (Floridas) $2. Chestnuts, (Italian) 5Ac lb. Vegetables. Endive lettuce, per doz 70c. Leeks, per doz 2530c. Carrots, new, per doz 60c. Beets, new per doz. bunches. .50c. Turnips, new, per doz. bunches, 60c. Spinach, per doz. bunches. 505j.55o. Radishes,' hot house, per' doz... 60c. Cucumbers, hot house, per doz. $1 50 Shallots, per doz. bunches 55c. lettuce, leaf, per case . . . . !0!f 45c. Iettuce, head, per box $1.00. Cabbage, red. per bbl $2.50. Cabbage. Holland seed, extra f&ncy per bbl 1.15. Beets, per sack, 75c. Beets, per bbl $1.45. Carrots, per sack 75c. Carrots, per bbl $1.35. Turnips, white,' per sack 75c. Turnips, white per bbl.. ....$1.50. Parsnips, washed, per sack ....75c. Persnlps, per bbl $1 50. Squash. Hubbard, per bbl $1.50. Garlic, in baskets, per lb 12c. Oyster plant, per doz ..55e. Parsley, per doz 303t'35c. Rutabagas, Canadian, in sacks, per bushel -. .. ..40c. Horse radish, root, per bunch.. S5c. Horse radish, root, per bbl.. $5.75. WHEAT AND CORN. Pa?d by Rrchmord Roller Mills.' Wheat 75c. New corn per bu 40c. Old corn, per bu 40c Oats, per bu 2oc. Rye 60c WAGON MARKET. (Paid by H. J. Ridge & Son.) Timothy Hay. Baled $16 Loose $14 Mixed Baled 12 13 Miscellaneous. Straw, bailed $6 ClOVEr. SEED (Paid by John H. Runge & Co.) Clover Seed. Little Red or Bis English, per bu, (cleaned) $7.25 7.50 Timothy seed., ..$2.05 2.10 RICHMOND LIVESTOCK. (Paia by Richmond Abbatiir.) Cattle. Choice butcher steers .... 4.50 Bulls 3.00 Cows, common to good ..2.75 Calves 6.50 4.75 3.50 2.75 7.00 Hogs. Hoga, fce-ary select packers 6,751? Hogs. E50 lbs. common and tough C.75 C.S3 .Hogs, 200 to 250 lbs aver 7.00 Artificial gas, the loth Century fueL JO-tf

Publishers' Press. Indianapolis, Feb. 11. Today's quotations were as follows.

STEERS Good to cnoice steevs 1,300 lbs and upward Common to medium steers 1,300 lbs and upward Good to choice steers 1,150 to 1,250 lbs .. .$ 5.50 6.50 5.25 5.75 5.00 5.60 Coin icon to medium steers, 1,150 to I..25C lbs 4.75 Good to choice steers 900 to 1,000 lbs Common to ruedlom steers 900 to 1,000 lbs Choice feeding steers steers, 900 to 1,100 lbs Good feeding steers, 800 to 1,000 lbs .. Medium feeding steers 700 to 900 lbs Common to best stockers . HEIFERS Good to choice heifers . . 4.50 5.00 4.00 4.60 4.25!?z 4.50 4.00 4.25 3.50 4.00 .2.75 3.75 4.25 4.75 .3.75 4.UU .2.75 S.bO ,3.60 4.65 3.25 3.50 Fair to medium heifers . Common light heifers .. . to choice cows . . . Fair to Medium cews .... Canners and cutlers .... 1.50 3.35 Good to cnoice cows asa ad calves 30 00050 00 Common to medium cows and calves 20.OO30.00 BULLS AND CALVES Good to prime bulls . . Fair to medium bulls Common bulls Fair and good heavy . 3.75 4.25 3.25 2.50 2.50 3.00 3.00 7.00 Hogs. Best heavies 210 lbs. and upward 7.15 ( 7.25 Medium anl mixed. 190 lbs and upward .. .. ..7.10 7.20 Good to choice lights. 160 to 180 lbs 7.10 7.15 Common to good lights, 130 to 150 lbs 7.05 7.10 Best pigs C.50 7.00 Light pigs 5.50 6.25 Roughs 6.00 6.50 Bulk of sales 7.10 7.20 Sheep. Spring lambs 5.000 7.50 Good to choice yearlings ..5.50(jj G.00 Common to medium.. .. 4.7o 5.50 Good to choice sheep ... 4.50Q) 5.25 Culls to medium 2.50r 4.25 Stockers and feeders .. 2.500 4.00 SOME HEALTH tfiNTS. A Bunch of Suggestions For Those In Need of Them. Never get cold feet, especially in politics. For palpitation of the heart, qui?; reading market quotations. Avoid late hours. When the clock strikes 23 it is time to go to bed. Maladies which fail to respond to any Other treatment should be treated with client contempt. Remembc. that care killed a cat, and the man who has no more than nine lives can't afford to Worry. Nosebleed is frequently caused by not minding your own business. It may be cured by calling the police and diving into the nearest drug store. Bohemian Magazine. What He Would Do. A German lieutenant probably hypothetical has been examining a recruit as to his maneuvers In case of war, and Lnstige Blatter reports the result. "What would you do if you met an enemy on the field of battle?" asked the examiuer. , "Shoot him dead, sir." "Right And what If you met a whole battalion of the enemy? "Shoot them dead, sir." "Nonsense! Yon couldn't do It. You should fall back and give warning. What would you do if you met a cow belonging to the enemy?" "Shoot It dead, sir." "Wrong." "Fall back and give warning, sir. "Wrong again. You should catch hold of It by the horns and lead It into camp. What would you do if you met me on the field ?" "Shoot you dead, sir." "Rubbish! I'm not an enemy. I wear the same uniform you do." "Fall back and give warning, sir." "Wrong, stupid! I'm not a battalion of the enemy." "Then. sir. I would take yon by the horns and lead you Into camp. The Well Knit College Chap. Ethel's big sister has an ardent admirer who is a college athlete, a big. broad shouldered chap. Etbl overheard her sister say that he was well knit. The next evening, when the young man called, Ethel went into the parlor to entertain him. "Do you know what sister says about you?" demanded Ethel. "No. Something nici I hope," said the young man. "Oh, yes; it's very nice!" replied Ethel. "She says you are' beautifully crocheted." Judge. NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT. State of Indiana, Wayne County, SS. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned has been duly appointed by the Wayne Circuit Court as administrator with the will annexed of the estate of Maria E. Shute, deceased, late of said Warrue county. Said estate Is supposed to be solrent. A. M. Gardner, -Atty. Dickinson Trust Company, Administrator with the will annexed. 5-12-1

Publishers Prss.l Cincinnati, Feb. 11. Today's quotations were as follows:

CATTLE. HEAVY STEERS Choice $ 5.60 Fair to good 4.65 Oxen 2.00 BUTCHER STEERS c 50 Extra Good to choice Common to fair .. HKIFEItS Extra Good to choice 5.40 4!63 3.25 5.25 4.60 5.00 4.S5 3.S5 4.50 3.25 4.90 .4.00 Common to fair 2.00 COWSExtra 4.35 Common to fair 1.25 Canners 1.00 2.65 j Stockers and feeders .1.75 4.50 BULLS Thin and light ; 2.50 Bologna 3.35 Fat bulls 3.75 CALVES 4.00 4.50 Common and large . . Choice to extra .. .. ..3.00 7.75 8.50 Hogs. Good to choice packers nnr? bntrhr 7 lffi) If ml noLuM. 7 1fi ; . 711 Common to choice heavy fat sows 5.75 6.65 Light shippers y.. 6.80 7.10 Stags .. 4.75 5.60 Pigs, 110 lbs and less .. ..5.50 6.50 Sheep. Common to fair 2.25 4.25 Lambs. Common to fair 4.25 7.00 PLAY'S AND PLAYLRS. Jacques Kruger of "The Vanderbilt Cup" fought as a boy in the civil war. Harry D. Carey, the author of "Mon tana," is a lawyer of standing In New York. Elsie Janis carries two maids, a secretary, two autos and a big "Teddy bear" on the road. A ship and a troup have much in common. Both require skillful naviga tion else they "go on the rocks." Richard Golden has rejoined "The Tourists." His Timothy Todd Is the very best thing that Golden has ever done. Madge Crlchton, lately with "My Lady's Maid," has assumed the leading feminine role, that of Dora Blossom, in "The Tourists." Edythe Chapman, whose fine performance of Princess Artemia in "The Light Eternal" at the Majestic theater. New York, has won praise, made her debut as Rachel McCreery In "Held by the Enemy." Cheyenne. Cheyenne Is a word of doubtful origin. Some say that It is from the Indian sheyenne, meaning stranger; oth ers that it - is French, from chien dog and that the town in Wyoming of that name was called so from the prairie dog villages common on the plains. Agriculture In Paraguay. Agriculture has been about the sole Industry of Paraguay since the estab lishment of the Jesuit missions in 1557, All the field work is done by women. Lake Borgne. Borgne, the name of a Louisiana lake, is a French word meaning "blind of one eye." The name was applied to the lake bocause Qf. a wonderful mon ster said to have been seen in its wa ters. Pea Coal. Pea coal is cheaper a ton than nut or stove coal and can be mixed with other coal or nsed alone in a small stove or with a woven netting in the bottom of a grate. It kindles quickly, is easy to handle, forms no large clinkers and may be used to bank a Herod's Love of H"ia Wif. Herod the Great loved Mariamne, his wife, so devotedly that when he was summoned to Rome by Augustus to an swer certain charges made against him and was afraid he might never return he left her In care of three trusted servants, with orders that if he himself were put to death by Augustus she was to be immediatelx killnL. Xot a Local Hero. During a third grade recitation In a country school three came up some thing about the physical exercise. The teacher asked, "How many have heard of a gymnasium?" "Jim who?" said one little girl. Lit tle Chronicle. Fifteen Urrrit Cities In the World. London." New York. Paris. Berlin. Chicago. Vienna, Canton. Tokyo. Philadelphia. St. Petersburg, Calcutta. Constantinople, Peking. Moscow and Buenos Ayres. The Culprit "Who wliistled In school' 'Twas the vole? of the master In tones sa prophetic of certain disaster That each little boy and sirl. ceasing from labor. Looked somewhat suspicious at his or her neJsrLbcr. But no one arose, and no band was uplifted. I never shall rest tin this matter la sifted. The culprit I'll speedily brine to confession And make him ashamed cf thin awful transsTessicn.JL eilrrTice rrotovTA reigned. Said timid T-criTvIa. "Pleefh. th'.r. "thwath an oriole onttMde tha -window." Washington Star.

I Publisher' Presel Chicago, Feb. 11. The wheat market opened strong on a good general demand which was based on firm cables and small shipments from Russia. Later the market eased off on

! realizing sales but the tone of the market continued strong. . i '-rt -1- . - . be weak on selling by pit traders, which was based on increased local receipts. Later the market rallied on covering by shorts. The oats market was Quiet and prices easy. The provisions market was quiet and prices easier. (By O. G. Murrav8 Special Wire.) OPEN'. CLO. Wheat. May ., July. . Sept. . SOfi 79 7S7i 4G 46 46 40 378 32 .79 Corn. May. . July. . Sept . May. . July. . Sept. . May. . 46 46 46 41 37 32 Oats. Pork. .17 90 17 75 17 S5 Jliy.. .. .. .. 17 97 Lard. May.. July. . Sept.. 10 12 10 15 10 25 10 10 10 12 10 22 MARKET SUMMARY. CHICAGO Cattle: Common to best steers, $4 007 25; cows, $3 255 00; heifers, $2 T655 25: bulls. $3 004 50; stockers ani feeders, $2 504 50. Sheep and Lambs Sheep, $5 00(38 00: lambs. JS 7567 75 jearlinss, $8 006 65. Calves $2 503 S . ). Hogs Choice heavy shipping;, $7 107 12i: lUrht butchers', J7 05 7 10; light mixed, 6 957 05; choice light, S6 9o7 0; packing, $7 007 05; pii?s. ?5 25 85. Wheat No. 2 red. 7SVic. Oats No. 2, 39c. Corn No. 3, 4243c EAST BUFFALO Cattle: Kxport cattle, J5 3506 10; shipping steers, $4 75f; 5 35; butchers' cattle, S4 75S5 25; heifers. $3 255 00; cows, It 504 50; bulls. $2 754 50; milkers and springers, $25 00 55 00. Sheep and Lambs Yearlings. J6 256 75; wethers, $5 605 75; mixed, $5 005 50; ewes, 14 755 35; spring lambs, $6 508 00. Calves Best. $9 50 010 25. Hogs Mediums and heavies, $7 40; Yorkers, $7 337 40; stags. $4 50 5 50; roughs, $6 00 6 75. PITTSBURG Cattle: Choice, $5 75(3 6 00; prime, S5 405 70; tidy butchers',. $4 60o 00; fat cows and bulls, $2 00 4 25: fresh cows, $25 0050 00. Sheep and Lambs Prime wethers, $5 50(35 75: good mixed. $5 205 40: lambs. 55 00(3 7 85. Calves $6 0(38 75. Hog Mediums and heavy Yorkers, $7 40; heavy hogs, $7 40; light Yorkers. $7 25 (3 7 30; pigs, $7 00. CLEVELAND Cattle: Prime dry-fed, $5 50 5 75: fat steers, $4 005 25; cows $3 00? 75; heifers, $3 854 75; bulls J3 504 25; milkers and springers, $30 0(' (350 00. Sheep, and Lambs Choice lambs $7 6o7 75; wethers, $5 255 60; mixed U 755 25; ewes, $4 7535 -5. Calves $8 50 down. Hogs Yorkers, $7 257 33: mediums, $7 25; pigs. $7 15(37 20; stag3. $5 50 5 5; roughs. $6 25 6 50. CINCINNATI Wheat: No. 2 red, 78 7914c. Corn No. 2, 46e. Oats No. 2, 4iy22c. Rye No. 2, 70(f?71c. Lard 9 70. Bulk ments $9 37. Bacon $10 25. Hogs $5 W7 25. Cattle $3 25 r5 50. Sheep $2 25g)5 25. Lambs $4 25 7 75. BOSTON Wool: Ohio and Pennsylvania XX and above. 3434c. X, 3233c, No. 1, v (fJ4lc; No. 2, 39(d!4c fine unwashed, 2S27c; unmerchantable, 29Q oc; delaine washed, 3738c; delaine unwashed. 30c; Kentucky and Indiana sombing ?i-blood, 34035c TOLEDO Wheat, 78Uc: corn. 45Hc; oat. 4ic; rye. (57 c; cloverseed. $8 0 HOUSE PLANTS. Ferns, palms and nearly all foliage plants are suitable for semishaded or deeply shaded windows. Don't forget to turn your windowplants around at least twice a week so that all sides will get the sunlight. Vessels of water kept standing among your plants will prove beneficial In supplying moisture. They can easily be hidden behind the foliage so that they will not appear unsightly. If house plants droop from no appar ent cause and refuse to thrive try wa tering them solely by pouring warm water Into the saucers every day Plants love bottom heat, and it will sometimes give them a new lease of life. AIRSHIPS AND TARIFFS. If we are going to invade successfully the realms of ether, what Is to stand in the way of the abolition of tariffs and all such man made obstacles to human intercourse? Philadelphia Ledger. Tariffs may not be completely upset by aerial navigation, but smuggling is likely to become too easy to be interesting. Criminals will be able to work comparatively without fear unless the police also take to flight. Los Angeles Express. MODES OF THE MOMENT. Velvet dotted veils with borders of velvet ribbon are pretty and becoming. Among the dark colors which are most popular with milliners is a warm, golden brown, or "mordore," which looks equaily well in velvet and felt. Bretelle and suspender effects figure conspicuousiy la tue designs for soft 6ilks, and silks incidentally are enjoy ing an unwonted prestige for semidress as well as for full dress wear. The vogue for embroidery has spread to headgear, and one of the most recent Innovations consists In covering the hat of felt, beaver or velvet with the same embroidery which U seen on theEotm The Cetton Gift. The first cotton gin in thi country was put in operation by Ell Whitney, the InvntM in 1733.

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Xew York, Feb., 11. First prices of: stocks were little changed from the Saturday level and the trading was dull. The small gains and losses were about evenly divided, a decline in Reading being the most conspicuous change. : TV,A 1 . c , was uninteresting, the absence ofsa definite tone to the market keeping the fluctuations within narrow limits. Some effort to bull prices was defeat ed when the Hill stocks weakened, i but the market afterward developed a better tone. Induced Buying. The report from Washington that the secretary of the treasury would buy $25,000,000 of the short-time gov ernment 4 per cents induced general buying of stocks. Bonds were heavy. The active bidding for stocks. which followed the announcement of Secretary Shaw's -offer, ceased, and the market became almost lifeless. .no weaKness resulted rrcm the sus pension of buying, scarcely any of the leaders going back more than a tri vial fraction. CAPTAIN BILL M'DONALD. Noted Texas Ranger, Who Figures Ir the Brownsville Incident. Captain 151 II McDonald, the Tera? ranger who figures in the Brownsville (Tex.) incident, was mentioned in 1 Afiilrtr rtlnrlr iSrtm'ii rfn-rt a a tha mnn who "would charge hades with a buck et of water!" He was sent by Govern or Lanham of Texas to the scene of the shooting as soon as the executive learned of the affair. He is one of the most noted peace officers In the south west anu uas been commander or a company of Texas rangers for nearly twenty years. He has been under fire so many times that he has become hardened to the dangers Involved In his occupation, has killed many men in the course of his discharge of duty and has been wounded so often that he is scarred all over. Only a few weeks ago he and three members of his company had an encounter with Mexicans In ambush. The Americans were fired on In the darkness, and they returned the fire, being guided In their aim by the flashes of the guns of the attacking party. They killed four Mex icans and wounded others. u.en years ago tne captain bad a fierce encounter with Sheriff Joe Matthews of Childress county and two deputies over the custody of a prisoner whom McDonald had arrested in an adjoining county. The sheriff and his men avowed their Intention of killing McDonald, and, hearing of their threat. he was ready for them. They met in the public square and pulled out their i pistols at once, Matthews getting in the first shot, penetrating McDonald's right lung. The wound did not finish hira, and he fired at Matthews, the bullet striking a piece of plug tobacco I and a notebook that shielded the latter's heart. The two men fired again. and Matthews sank unconscious from a bullet wound near the heart. Mc Donald got a bullet in the neck, but was not put out of business and. being attacked by the two deputies, fired at j them and sent them flying down the street. Handlf-ifr the Apple Crop. More farmers ana orcnardlsts are now equipped with storage facilities than ever before, yet the greatest care tnust be exercised In picking, sorting, packing and storing, to say nothing of the uecessity of closely studying taarket conditions. Many in the heavy apple producing sections of New York. Michigan and the southwest are plan ning to evaporate apples in a large way. marketing In that form, yet care must be here exercised that this Is no Entombed. Borns (struggling author) Naggns, that last book of mine isn't meeting with rjuch success, but don't you think it will live? Naggus (book reviewer) It will, my dear fellow, if there is such a thing as general literary resurrection. Chicago Tribune. urtai ratlenc. Hicks If patience is a virtoe Loeffet is one or tne most virtuous men on earth. Wicks Got lots of patience, eh? Hicks Yes, he's been sitting art-ond for at least ten years waiting for work. Catholic Standard and Times. Horrible Threat. The Hobo Say, boss, I uster be a prize fighter, an if youse don't gimme j a dime I'll I'll The Pedestrian Well, what will jov do? The Hobo I'll tell youse all erbout it. See? Harvard Lampoon. II if fTeatf nesa. Toothpick I think Mr. Match Is the most brilliant fellow I ever knew. Shoepeg Yes, he's brilliant, but he Is ao hot headed. Kansas City Star. Herat Rondeau. Jest about the beat, b'gee. Of the thir.es I ever eee the ainr.frs I recall Down upon the farm !r fall. Chucks, they tasted good to me? There vnxz SI 'n-3 Hc-ner-ee. ,Kd my ra he sez. s&x he: "Aia't then dlr.r.ers best f HT Jest aboat; Rural poet, twentr-tfcree! Can your stock of roe tree: Drop your dialectic dravrl; Cease to hand us out the etall Ot that "dear old" etufit that we Jest aboutt Pack aiauy a girl eets evtii with a Tonne man who jut rv-sisti in paying her attention hj marrytag rnrn.

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All strap hangers look alike to the struct car companies and look like 5 cents. Merit is not always rewarded or vir tue crowned, but pure nerve gets in the ppotlight every time. People ought really to consider what sort of actors they are lefore they start out to make a holy show of themselves. The ordinary brand of hot air isn't guaranteed to keep the frost out In January. People don't tumble over themselves to find a cure for worry; it would put too many of them out of business. A man measures others by what he thinks thej' can't do, himself by what he thinks he can. Surgical Reform. If you have a naughty habit That annoys your charming wife. Have tho doctor amputate It With his sharp and pointed knife. If you see a sawbones passing Ca'l him in without delay For a trifling operation; It's the new and modern way. They can take a naughty youngster Who has learned to smoke and chew And by cutting out some pieces Make him over nice and new. If his mother could not make hira Brush his hiir and fix up neat Ker would after one strong treatment Rather do that thine than eat. Let a skillful fabricator On the surgeon's table He, If the cutting is successful. Then he cannot tell a He. If he runs to stealing chickens They can do some things to him That will make him leave a rooster. Though It's on the lowest limb. Do not waste your precious moments Doing- foolish things and cheap. Making idle resolutions , That you know you cannot keep. Take your troubles to a surgeon. Sternly bound to see It through. And for several hundred dollars He will make you good as new. Weeding Them Out. 'I'd make everybody work If I had my way." "Gee, but that would be hard on the world." "Why?" "roets, philosophers and geuiusef wouldn't last half an hour. Dividing Time, "Jones and Brown appear to be fast friends." "Yes, they have a working agreement that Jones shall talk half an hour about his baby and that Brown shall then have the next half hour to talk about his automobile. By that means neither Is bored more than half the time." When He Could See It. That fellow doesn't look very bright" 'He knows a lot, though." "What about?" "About twenty miles from the center of the city and under the water alx months out of the year." Lame Intellect. "Aw, let's drop the argument, "Why?" "I've sprained my brain." "How?" "Trying to follow your crooked rea soning." Pair to Draw To. "What's more exasperating than a woman with a grievance?' "Easy." "Well?" "A woman trying to find oner Not Vain, Oh, No. "What sort of a man is he?" "One of those guys that's alwayi having his picture taken." Cheap Philanthropy. "What are wishes good for? "To circulate among the poor. See It la Your Sleep. "What's a nightmare?" "The horse you lost on. Jesse II. Ryder to Joseph A. Ryder, part of lot 21 in Lamb and Boslow's addition to city of Richmond; consideration $250. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Hare Always Ec:?ht Bears the Signature of

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IFOR SALE. Idence at northwest corner ot .j. 2 Main and West Seventh streets. W. H. Bradbury A Son S. ' 4. 1-3 V-tcctt Block .g. I GIB H. SCOTT INVESTMENTS REAL ESTATE RENTALS LOANS. and General Brokerage 707 Main St. RICHMOND, IND. IREDELL&FERGUSON Real Estate and Loans..; INSURANCE 4N. 9th St. Oorae 626 X X : Richmond Monument Co. t 33 North Eighth Ct. f rhone 1457 Richmond, Ind. CABINET MAKER AND REPAIRER Make your old brcken furniture like new ,and make new If you want It. S. A. L0TT. 0 South 6th. Phona 1219 Moore Cc Ocborn Writ Flra and Tornado Insurance. W will bond you. Loans from $100 to $2,500. Phono Home 1589, Bell 53 R. ROOM 16 I. O. O. F. BUILDING. GOLD THAT IIAIIGS ON is more dangerous than most people imagine Why not try COLD TADLETG? They drive a cold right out of your system and it does 1 not come back. If they do : 4 not we refund the money. : , Price 15c Per Dottle : I ADAMS' DRUG STORE. 41 ' How Dcliciouo That HOT CHOCOLATE is at Greek Candy Store. It's just like all their y Chocolate Candies . They are so H. R. DOWNING & SON ..UNDERTAKERS .. 16 N. 8th St., Richmond '-t. Both Phones 75 WM. WAKING t Planter wi Gas fitter - - r 4 Bicycles and Sendries Phone 1482. 406 Main Ct. -non. -..nu