Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 294, 19 November 1906 — Page 3

The Richmond Palladium, Monday, November 19, 1906

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KIDKEY TROUBLES Increasing Among Women, Bat Sufferers Need Wot Despair

THE BEST ADVICE IS FREE Of all the diseases known, with which the female organ ism is afflicted, kidney disease is the most fatal, ana statistics show that this diseaae is on the increase amsg women. Unless early and correct treatment is applied the patient seldom survives when once the disease is fastened upon her. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the most efficient treatment for kidney troubles of women, and is the only medicine especially prepared for this purpose. When a woman is troubled with pain or weight in loins, backache, frequent, painful or scalding urination, swelling of limbs or feet, swelling' under the eyes, an uneasy, tired feeling in the region of the kidneys or notices a brickdust sediment in the urine, she should lose no time in commencing treatment with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as it may be the means of saving her life. For proof, read what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did for Mrs. Sawyer. " I cannot express the terrible suffering 1 had to endure. A derangement of the female organs developed nervous prostration and a serious kidney trouble. The doctor attended me for a year, but I kept getting worse, until I was unable to do anything, and I made up my mind I could not live. 1 finally decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as a last resort, and I am to-day a well woman. I cannot praise it too highly, and I tell every suflfaring woman about my case." Mia. Emma Sawyer, Conyers, Oa. Mrs. Pinkham gives free advice to women ; address in confidence, Lvmj, Al TL'.IELV warning.. Tiny your Christmas presents earlyt Krc the final Jamboree And the grand rush for the didoes To adorn the Christmas, tree; Ere tha women of thfe nat'on Sally forth in grim arrav And play football round the counter Where the goods are on display. Get a ll!t of people likely To send painted plaques to yen Or lome article so useless They fetl certain it will do. Co d'fivn early Monday morning And! the bargain sales attend And buy something: quite as worthless As the artlole they'll send. If you haven't any money. Do not let that interfere; You can purchase things on credit Almost anywhere. I hear. It will make your husband happy. Confidently I can state. If he cts the bills for Christmas Thirty days before the date. Buy your Christmas presents early. When you've landed a supply Tou can feel that you are. brighter Than the ones who still must buy. Rut. my dear. If you neglect it And these friendly "counsels spurn. Don't blame us. because we warned you When you still had time to burn. Hard to Decide. "We are in such a quandary." -What's the trouble?" "We don't know whether to pay the plumber or take a trip to Europe." Seeing Things. Every once In awhile some active magazine writer climbs a tree and, looking carefully Into the future through a two dollar spy glass, sees a panic relentlessly bearing down on us at the rate of forty miles an hour, with no stops for coal or water. Of course panics come occasionally, but not at the moment when the man with the g33d eye Is looking. It wouldn't be a panic if we could see find prepare for it. It would only be tin i dc-os veulence. The very nature of a panic prevents .Tohnny Wise from outlining Its comInj: in advance in Li dote sheet. It Is when the rent is overdue r.nd jobs are few. with none for you. that this black bird cf disaster drops down and asks bow the roost ins is In these parts. In other words, it isn't a panic If you lanw where th n?::t menl is coming from and hare a dollar ar.d a quarter In your pocket far spending monev. Can't Appreciate the Kicker. Oh. for the youth who courts a girl Jut f;r her own dr ?ak?. Who riRhtly he sallies forth Ilia life in hand nuft tnk; -What a poor prospective f ather-in-law The football player would make! She Was Conservative. "Rridently you do not believe in the policy of expansion:"' exclaimed the new boarder. "I don't pay r.o attention to politics," cautiously replied the landlady. "I just Judged." replied the new boarder, "from the fact that I have been here a week and have not been ob!lgHl to let my belt out another Even XTorse. "What do you think of fasting as a nre for disease? "No good. "Ever try It?" "WelL I lived six months In a $2.50 boarding house. ien who really need reforming are 4iot worth it. Run when temptation appears. ;man who stops to fljpht it Is lost. The

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The famous church scene from 'The AT THE THEATERS Murray Comedy Company Gennett The Murray Comedy Company opens tonight at the Gennett. The company numbers eighteen of the best people known to reportoire, with a number of first class specialty artists. Tonight one lady will be admitted free with each paid 30 cent ticket, if purchased before o'clock. Vaudeville at the Phillips. Some entirely nsw features will be introduced in the vaudeville bill at the New Phillips this week, beginning this afternoon. One of these will be the novel and sensational bicycle act put on by Varno and Valdare, brother and sister, who are said to have a most lively offering in this particular line. It has been several weeks since the New Phillips patrons have seen a biC3'cle stunt and for that reason,there will be more than ordinary interest in this feature. Another new feature wilt" be the presentation of the only Reservation Indian in vaude ville. She is Princess Chinquille, who has the able assistance of Ed. Newill, cowboy entertainer. Advance reports in reference to this number indicate that it will be- a most pleasing one. The full program for the week is as follows : Overture, Miss Ruby Cohen; Earle Sisters, Singing, Dancing and Character Changes; Illustrated Songs, Miss Ruby Cohen; Varno and Valdare, Brother and Sister, presenting a novel and sensational bicycle act; The Original "Jimmy Rose", the Man with the funny Noise, Blackface, Singing and Talking Comedian; Princess Chinquille, the Only Reservation Indian in Vaudeville, assisted by Ed.! Newell, Cowboy Entertainer; Philoscope, "The Paris Students"; "Fakir and Footpad." Wednesday there will be a souvenir matinee and Saturday a special matinee for children. Each Saturday evening there is a double performance j to better accomodate the public. "Gay New York" Gennett. "Gay New York," will doubtless reach the cordial approbation of a

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ENRICO CARUSO, THE CELEBRATED TENOR. r Slgnor Caruso, famous Italian singer who was arrested In New York on a charge of insulting a woman, his'specific act being three severe pinches declares that a great mistake has been made. The opera star was in the monkey house at Central Park when it is alleged that his act was committed and he says that a monkey surely pinched the woman and not he. Prominent attorneys have been secured to defend Caruso, whose case will come up next Wednesday. Detective Kane who arrested Caruso says that he can prove that the accused man has annoyed little girls. Caruso's prominence in musical world makes his case of special interest.

Volunteer Organist," an American play

Gennett Monday night, Nov. 26th. large audience at the Gennett Tuesday night, November 27th and ' already the indications point to a marked substantial reception for its many suprlsingly novel features.

"The Volunteer Organist" Gennett. country for a short trip. One play which can really boast as Admiral Prince Louis is said to have being the best of its kind is "The been much astonished when he asked Volunteer Organist" which is to be General Fred Grant for a cigar and produced at the Gennett .Monday learned that the son of General U. S. night November 26th. It is f absorb- Grant did not smoke, ing from the rise to the drop of the J. Ogden Armour of Chicago has ancurtain and is' certain to live longer nounced that he will make an annual than the clap-trap productions which donation of $5,000 for scholarships to have suffeited our theaters of late. It be competed for by the state agriculis pastoral in atmosphere, yet it tells tural colleges of Illinois at the live a human, engrossing story. The char- f stock shows. acters are true to life and with every j William Wallace Spence, the well tear there is a laugh. Sunshine is j known Baltimore merchant and philanblended with gloom and it teaches a thropist, recently celebrated his ninety-

moral which goes straight to the heart. A cast of prominent actors are cast for this beautiful play, and the chief character, a Methodist minister, is well drawn and natural, and portrays the minister in an entire new and novel manner to the stage. PLAYS AND PLAYERS. Cheridah Simpson, starring in "The Red Feather," has made such a success that her mauager is negotiating with a well known librettist and composer to write a new opera for her, in which she will again be seen in tights. Statistical research by the executive staff of the Manhattan theater, New Vork, reveals the fact that fully twice s many women as men have been there since Grace George started in ' "lothes." A possible explanation lies i the name. Mary Marble, who supports Little Chip in Joseph M. Gaites' fine production of Julian Mitchell's "Wonderland." has become such a favorite with the ladies of the south that she has been elected an honorary member of the Daughters of the Confederacy at Augusta, Ga.' Thomas W. Ryley has finished the cast for "The Belle of Mavfair." which ?oes to Daly's theater. New York, in a few days, by engaging for the principal feminine part' Miss Christie McDonald. This is the character that was played by Miss Edna May in-London before her resignation.

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THE HALL Of FAME. Joy represents Eden, Me., in the state legislature. M. Delcasse, ei;minister of foreign affairs of France, intends to visit this first birthday. No man in Baltimore has done more for the beautifying and Improving of that city. The old Indian chief Goronimo has written his autobiography, and In spite of some objection on the part of the war department the book Is to be published. The autobiography Is dedicated to President Roosevelt. W. D. Ilinds of Portland, Me., has received a moose head from New Brunswick which was the largest that has been killed there this year. The spread was flf ty-nine and a half inches, and there were thirty-two tips. Ray Vannettisch, a newspaper man, broke the world's typewriting record at Pueblo, Cal., taking 2,600 words during the first thirty minutes and finishing the hour with 4,917 words over the long distance' telephone from Denver, 120 miles away. Secretary Root brought with him a unique memento of his trip to South America in the form of a gold plate presented to him by the sailors of the Peruvian navy at Callao, Peru. The plate Is handsomely inscribed and contains the coat of arms of Peru. Mr. Guy Laking. in charge of the famous collection of armor at Windsor castle, has come to America to study ancient armor. Mr. Laking, who is an armor expert, says the Metropolitan museum. New York, with the Duke de Dino collection, has the finest (assemblage of old armor in the world. ENGLISH ETCHINGS. In some of the English towns striking a match on a lamp post means a fine if a policeman sees you. The British government gets an income of $25,000,000 from the railways, river boats and forests of India. London pays 1,600,000 a year to keep criminals in check, that being, the sum paid out for police courts, prisons and prosecuting oflicers. A London magistrate in discharging a man and his wife charged with "conspiring" to defraud an insurance company said that in law a man and his wife were one person, and one person could not conspire. Fewer widows are sought in matrimony by Englishmen than formerly, according to official statistics. In 1S70 the percentage Mas 21.1 per thousand marriages. - Now the widows led to the altar number ouly 12.5 per thousand. Forty years ago the Marquis of Bath placed three lily roots in the lake of his estate at Longlent. Now the lilies oc cupy the water for three-quarters of a mile and have proved such a tenacious nuisance that the whole lake will have to be drained and dredged to get rid of them. MODES OF THE MOMENT. Stamped and striped velvets are to be much worn both for coats and for entire suits. Many of the pale shades in cloth formerly seen only in warm weather will be worn throughout the winter. Skirts fit snugly over the hips, even though laid ia tucks aud plaits, but they flare very much over the feet, ? Leather belts will appear in great variety and in fanciful designs. A novel idea is a belt of paten tlestber with Scotch plaid design in the regular clau colors. Dark blue broadcloth surfs will be furnished with jacqueminrf red vests. and vests more or less in all of the smartest y are found ssy costume, coats of whatever In negligees aa a wrapper is to have collar and c or a front of washable material. Embroidery or white woolen stuff at will respond readily to the clean touch Is attractive and trives a of daintiness that Is desirable In a hpff y gown

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DELIRIUM TREMENS.

Omnme and Syrjidonn of m Drradfol Disease I'rom Alcohol. . The conclusive symptom of chronic nebrlety is de'.irium tremens, "the horrors," says Mr. unburn. None but the true inebriate gets it. and most inebriates get It sooner or later, thot-.gh some escape the actual delirium that is its typical feature. It mi:st not be confused with alcoholic insanity, the violent demeatia brought on in some perJ sons by amounts of alcohol often toe small to cause intoxication. True de lirium tremens is literally the result of soaking. It comes on when the tissues are saturated with alcohol. Usually it appears at the end of a long spree, or, in the case of a steady drinker, when tc has been taking more than his usual allowance. But as alcohol remains ia the tissues from three to eight days, the delirium may develop some time after tb3 spree, whereupon the victim usually ascribes It to the fact that he gave up alcohol and took to water. It is a state of Elapse, insomnia, trembling, acute terror and usually violent delirium, which lasts from I two to five days. "Menagerie deliri um, the vision of violet mice and iridescent snakes, generally supposed to prevail, is not very common, snakes being rarer than other animals. The ordinary delirium ceuters aboutv' the usual occupation of the patient. Its violence cr.n be judged by the degree to which his visions are independent of his will, and by the terror they cause him. A teamster, for instance. usually drives horses in his delirium. If they obey him. he will get well, but if they back against his orders or bolt. he ia thrown into a state of extreme terror and is pretty certain to die. The delusions of a first attack are always terrifying, but in later recurrences the experienced drinker is often aware of his condition and watches his own hallucinations with a sort of impersonal amusement. The. supposedly harmless malt liquors are slower in bringing on delirium tremens than whisky, but usually bring on uglier attacks. Contrary to general opinion, they are responsible for a considerable share of the inebriety of this country. Some years ago Dr. Charles L. Dana, at that time visiting physician to Bellevue hospital, recorded the form of liquor used by nearly 200 Inebriate patients. A third drank whisky, nearly a third beer and whisky and a quarter malt liquors altogether. The rest took anything that contained alcohol. There are virtually ' no wine drinking inebriates in this country. American Magazine. House Plntluir Proliltm. "Since we've moved to Jersey and liyed In a wooden house," said the bride, "I've evolved a new theory as to house painting. I'm thinking of writing a book, 'Every Man His Next Door Neighbor's House Fainter.' I think red with cream trimmings is the prettiest color for a house surrounded with green grass and trees, and we've had our house at Fusilade painted that way. The neighbors, we find, all agree that it is hideous. Now, why should I, who comparatively seldom get a view of the outside of my own house, be allowed to- Inflict a nightmare on those who regard it as such, yet have to gaze at it by the hour perhaps? My next door neighbor, a poor, pallid invalid who ought to rejoice in red, loathes It, yet is obliged to see our house every time she looks from the sitting room where she spends her dreary life, while I, in turn, from the windows of my sewing room have to look directly at the cold, inhospitable gray of their house, which gives me the blues. We could enjoy their house if it were'painted to suif' us, and they could enjoy ours if it tvere according to their taste, so I'mAoing to start a reform, and everybcUfy shall paint not his own house, butjfis next door neigh bor's." New YorMr Pres3. Ask your fcer for Mrs. Austin's Pancake floi Fresh and delicious. - Fortunate Mlssourians. "Wnen Lias a druggist, at Livonia, Mo.," writes T. J. Dwyer, now of Graysville, Mo., "three of my custom ers were permanently cured of con sumption by Dr. King's New Discov ery, and are well and strong today. One was trying to selj his property and move to Arizona, but aftar using New Discovery a short time he found it unnecessary to do so. I regard Dr. King's New Discovery as ( the most wonderful medicine in existence." Surest Cough and' Cold Cure and Throat and Lung healer. Guaranteed by A. G. Luken Co., druggists, 50c and $1. Trial bottle free. piiepsy Fits St. Vitus Dance Are nerve diseases, and unless checked, lead to destruction of both minti and bod'. The weak, shattered nerves must have something to strengthen and build fthem back to health. Dr. Miles! Restorative Nervine is a remar stimulant. able nerve tonic and It strengthens the ieves the nervous influences refreshnerves, rt strain, an ing bodj" rest. PcT buildinsr sleep and istent use ?eldom fails to rel eve these afflictions. "I was tak with epileptic fits; had than 12 hours. ilv eleven in I father sent but he coul J I grew vrors r our familv physician. very littlAfor me. and every day. tnd at last they had doctors -with me. and I still cot w My father heard of Dr. Sfiles tdlcir.es and bougrht a bottle of Ns ne and a box cf crve and Liver I'i 1 had taken only a I beean to feel bfttsr. few doses unt I took 12 bottles, and it cured me sound and w!L It has b?en worth all the world to rn. I recommend it wherever I pro. Tou may .use tbis aa a life-Ions testimonial ' to the merits of your medicine, for I ara enjovir.ff the best of health, end feel that" my life and health is due to this wonderful medicine." LEVY WILLIAMS. R. F. r. No. Boston. Ga. Or. Miles' Nervine I sold by your druggist, who wilt guarantee that the first bottle will benefit. If It fails, he will refund your money. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind

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JUST FOR RELIEF. The Russian peasant's cheap tin cup With bitterness is quite filled up; He leatfa a most unhappy life Of misery and pain ami strife. Of hard and never ending toll. A weary wrestle with the soil, liut he would happier be by far If he could throw things at the csar, lie never has enough to eat. Ho seldom seas a piece of meat. His scanty parmen.:i are co thin That hardly ;o they hide his pkin. Il!s home, on h::oible lines designed. Is ;ulte unfit for hvtnankind. Not strange, since things are as they are. He wants to throw things at the czar. He doesn't use a telephone. The auto is to him unknown. The phonograph a merry lay Don't chat ta while the time away. Cut glass donters do not dot The sideboard that he, hasn't got; Since life ia hardly up to par. He wants to throw things at the czar. No servant answers to his call. He has no old ancestral hall. His wife don't wear a sealskin coat Nor diamond clusters at her throat. Indeed, beyond the slightest doubt. The truth is he Is down and out. And, as Utopia seems far. He wants to throw things at the erar. Feeling a Touch. A Ixmdon professor has determined by some method of measurement known only to himself that it takes one-seventh of a second before there Is consciousness of touch. Of course there are different kinds of touches. When a vulgar cad who is making a nuisance of himself in polite society receives a biff on the jaw from Bome amateur pugilist very often he doesn't know what hit him for ten or fifteen minutes after it happened. On the other hand, the soft touch of the finger of a beautiful lady any man who is at all sensitive can feel that several seconds before her band comes to contact with his own. Tint It is the touch of a busted friend to which we may not be at all responsive, that gets in Its work early in the game, for any man of discernment can feel that at least a block away. Wanted Him Classified. . "What is your idea of a perfectly happy condition so far as personal tastes are concerned, Miss ClcvergirlV" "Plenty of leisure to investigate freaks aud a faithful dog for a companion, Mr. Snltor." "And and would you be so good as to include me?" "Well er to which class do you belong?"

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WEEK OF NOV. Saturday 3, 7:45 A. Overture, Miss Ruby Cohen. B. Delia Earl Sisters Verna. Singing, Dancing and ORiracter changes. C. Illustrated Songs. Miss Ruby Cohen. D. Verno and Valdara. Brother and Sister Presenting a Novel and Sensational Bicycle Act. x Special matinee eacn Saturday; 10c, except to children under 5 years.

GEMWETT THEATRE

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ties. 1 car load of scenery. Changes of piay and specialties daily. Opening play Monday night, "Nature's Nobleman. Prices, Nights 10. 20. 30c; Matinee, 10 cents.

On Monday night cne lady will be admitted free with each paid J 30 cent ticket. Seats ready Saturday at Westcott Pharmacy.

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rori&nl Sold on Easy Payments Nothing Like It. But does the -course of nie loveever run smooth;" "Certainly." "When?" "When it has a running account at the best shops." Wrong Sex. "lie lost his money in the mail order business." "Might have known it. Females Srtye most of the orders these days." The Cause ol It. "Life is only a losing game at the best." "Yes? Which horse did you bet on? PERT PARAGRAPHS. Some invalids appear to get positively angry at the idea of getting well. Being too much in the sunshine or prosperity is apt to make a man so squint eyed that he can't see straight. There are women who are entirely capable of keeping the family In hot water without recourse to the janitor. All things come round to him who runs in debt except cash. No woman ever avoided a tailor's bill by getting a coat of paint. Most men are so thankful just to hear the last word that they are entirely willing that the woman should have it. Never judge a man by what his next door neighbor says. He may own hens. A late fall into bed Is a bad outlook for an early spring in the morning. A man with a new' winter outfit has no use for the alley when he goes for an airing. " A distant relationship to bank sc count has helped ma an to put np a cood front. Use artlfi light and heat x 10-tf The easiest wj o prepare a quick breakfast is to rs. Austia'is Pancake flour. Ight and heat. 10-tf 77 804 Street VaudevilleTheatre 19; 3 and 8:15 pr and 9:15 p. m. E. The OriginATI 'Jimmy Rose The Many vM.h the Funny Noise. BlackfaceAsinging and Talking Comediaij F. PricessChinquilla. The oy Reservation IndJan in Vaudlle assisted by led New ell Cowboy Entertalne: G. Philoscope. "The Paris Students." Fakir and Footpad. children 5 cents.' All ot r matinee Souvenirs Wednesday atinee. Swisher Manager j' Monday, November 19. Starting T edy Co. all 18 People. 6 Big Special-

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