Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 231, 17 September 1906 — Page 3

The Richmond Palladium, Monday, Sept. 17, 19061

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for all the ingredients entering into them are printed on the bcttlewrappers and their formula are attested under oath as being complete and correct. You know just what you are paying for and that the ingredients are gathered from Nature's laboratory, being selected from the most valuable native, medicinal roots found growing in our American forests. - While potent to cure they are perfectly harmless even to the most delicate women and children. Not a drop of alcohol enters into their composition. A much better agent is used both for extracting and preserving the medicinal principles used in them, viz. pure triple-refined glycerine of proper strength. This agent possesses intrinsic medicinal properties of its own, being a most valuable anti-septic and anti-ferment, nutritive and soothing demulcent. Glycerine plays an important part in Dr. Pierce's Golden MedT ica! Discovery in the cure of indigestion, dyspepsia and weak stomach, attended by sour risings, "heartburn," foul breath, coated tongue, poor appetite, gnawing feeling in stomach, biliousness and kindred derange

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In coughs and hoarseness

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Something else that pays them upon you as "just as good," or even

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caused by branchial, throat and lung Discover - " is not so good for acute couVns, which, if neglected, or badly Tihe best medicine that can be taken. ' j t ii . the ingredients employed are among for like purposes can be made of. a little greater profit will be urged better. You can hardly afford to forty years of cures behind them. the dealer's business to supply that Balldoprs a Menace to Health. The bulldog is a menace to health. We have this on the authority of a noted French physician, who says that because of his large mouth the bull dog is a great purveyor of disease, es-1 pecially of consumption, diphtheria and the like, as the dribbling from the heavy, loose jaws is incessant. Those who fondle bulldogs do o at a great risk. He traces many cases of Infectious disease, especially among young children, to households In which bulldogs are kept as pets. YV hen we add to this the invariable ferocity of the beast, the danger tr which children and other innocent and defenseless people are exposed whenever he roams the streets or highways, we have an argument in favor of his disposal that cannot be gainsaid. Away with bull- i dogs! If Citr Noises Jar Von. Get some spermaceti, roll a wad large enough to fill the ear orifices, put It in a piece of fine cotton. cloth tied with thread and insert Into ears on retiring, pressing it quite firmly therein so that the ball of spermaceti will closely fill up all the air space in the ears. You will find it quite effective for barring noises, and hence inducing "nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep," to get in its good work. This ear plug is harm less and cheap. It helped me out great ly years ago amid the city's am, my sense of hearing being intensely keen and temperament neurotic. It is worth a trial, and I have no patent on itNew York Herald. . , Usually. "What is dignity, anyway?" jiue demeanor a man puts on when he is obstinate and clearly in the wrong" Sure Test. "This lamp must be mascu line." "Pshaw, a lamp Is neuter." "But it smoke PERT PARAGRAPHS. If men were more liberal with bi;' of large dimensions perhaps their wive would not sigh for change so much. The man who is in love with a fz'v knows better than to try to please hixr self. Virtue suffers long and is unkind. They wait long for their pay serve a time server. Wi A man with a contented mindls company. : f T PEN?iYROYAWlLLS THE IHAMOXIMBRVXD. I.tidfcr! Ask yen.-: PILLS, frr f Best. Safest. Always kiat, fa.

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Mrs. Fairbanks is a frequent occupant' of the vice presidential seat in the reserved senate gallery, being accompanied usually by several friends. Miss Marery Beil of 'Chicago has "broken the world's record" by throw ing a baseoall 2G4 feet 4 inches. She is a member of the University high school In Chicago. Japan has its first female professor. The title has been bestowed by the government, honoris causa, on Miss Tada Urata, the first Japanese woman who studied medicine In Germany. There are a few women chemist, but In the specialist line of a "food chemist" there is but one woman in this country who occupies that distinction, and that is .Miss Lucy Doggert. Mrs. William McKinley continues he daily drives to the tomb of her mar tyred husband and always carries flowers with her. Sb is constantly attended bvnurses and5 few people ever see Miss Martha E. Johnson, T. C. (which means tax collector), is the proudest woman in the state of New Hampshire. She has the honor of being the first woman tar collector in the staid old Granite State ami .perhaps in New England. Miss Lucy E. Ernst of Philadelphia has received a Carnegie medal on ac count of the bravery she showed in Pike county. Pa., last summer.. A boy was bitten in the ankla by a rattlesnake. Miss Ernst opened the wound slightly with a penknife and with her lips drew out the poison. The Carne gie medal is the second sue nag re ceived, the boy's parents having given her a handsome one shortly after the lad was bitten. Could Not Be Ezebangea. "Well. Bobbie." said a kindly old gentleman to a little friend of his, aged five, "whats new up at your house?" "Nothin' much 'cept I ve got a new baby brother." "You don t mean It! Well, I suppose you're very fond of him?" "Nope: he's no good: yells all the time." "Why don't you send him back?" "Can't; we've used him four days al ready." Philadelphia Ledger. It All Depends. Mrs. Nurich The impudent thing called me a kitchen mechanic, and didn't do a thing but scratch her face and pull out a few handfuls of her nair. Mrs. Uppson But even a remark like that hardly justified your strenuous ac tions. You should have Ignored her. Mrs. Nurich Yes, but, never having been a kitchen mechanic yourself, you can't realize how mad it made me. Chicago News. An Expert. "It is very difficult," said the literary man. "to accurately adjust words to the expression of fine differentiations of thought in other words, it is hard to say exactly what we mean." "It is, eh?" rejoined Mr. Meekton You just ought to hear Henrietta tell what she means." Washington Star. Dead Sore Case. Pat Oi say, Moik, wuz yez iver sthruck by loightnin'? Mike Manny's th' toim, me b'y. Pat Yez don't mane it! Mike Shure an' Oi do. Haven't Oi been married these tin years? Hons ton Post. Getting Rid of It. While Mrs. Russell Sage has not had a large and varied experience in giving away money, yet there is no danger that she will be obliged to take lessons from a correspondence school in the art of giving away a large fortune. Thousands of persons, who know all about it in theory, if not in practice will be willing to assist her either with liberal advice or ablebodied help, pref erably the latter. Of course, she may' not take all of the advice that is offered to her by mail and otherwise, but If she prefers to struggle along unaided with the task that is her own lookout. But If she doesn't find any way in which she can use the proffered help, it Is to be hoped that she will appreciate the truly noble and self sacrificing spirit in which It Is offered by her unknown wellwishers. Natural Inference. "How old is Miss Juvenile?" "I believe she has seen twenty-five summers. "Do you mean to say that the ladv has been blind a part of her life?" Not Then, "Experience keeps a dear school." "Not if yo acquire it at the other fellow's expense." Human Nature. The man who fights and runs away. Though no one is pursuing-. Brings back his gang with him some day And there Is something doing;. As They l)o With Silas Hayfield That Potatoes. stuff growing over there Is cattails. Miss Summergirl Do they have v pull them up to get the cats? Nr York Life. The Palladium will pay 10c for qp ies or tne Kicnmond Palladium of.' the dates of January 1st and 2nd, 106. NOTICE. Notice is hereby given at Hond number one (1), known the City Refunding Bond, issued the City of Richmond, Indiana, ctober 1st 1902. and due on and fter Octobei 1st, 1906. will - be red Octobei 1st, 1906. and thereon wil5 date. cease on ana :R PARRY. City Controller. 5-10-19-24 It each.

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AT THE THEATERS THEATRICAL CALENDAR. new Phillips. Week of September 17 Vaudeville. . Thursday Bryant's Extravaganza Company. THE GENNETT. Monday "A Thoroughbred Wednesday Pete Baker in Tramp." "A Race for a Widow." Friday Wilton Lackaye in "The Law and the Man." Saturday Stetson's "Uncle Cabin." Tom's Richmond begins another week of her fall and winter theatrical season with the promise of a good line of entertainment. At the Phillips the customary high class of vaudeville will be found with a break Thursday night for ann extravaganza. At the Gennett the week's bill contains four shows. Wilton Lackaye is, of course, the big attraction and the other shows are all well known and come with god casts. VAUDEVILLE AT THE PHILLIPS. " This afternoo.i vaudiville will be resumed at the New Philips and it will no doubt be warmly welcomed, as repertoire lias occupied the p'.tst week. There will be one break in the week, on Thursday night, to allow the Bryant Extravaganza Comedy to appear. Friday night the amateurs will be given a chance. Manager Murray announces a special matinee for each Saturday and souvenirs at the Wednesday matinees. The program for this week is believed to be es pecially pleasing. In full it is as follows: Miss Ruby Cohn, Piano Overture. John Murtha, Instrumental, Sing ing and Story-Telling Comedian. The Two Feather Weight Kids, John Waller and Alice Magill in a refined Comedy Kid Act entitled, "A Pistol Card." Miss Ruby Cohn, Illustrated Songs. Harbach and Harris, Novelty Sing ing Sketch. Miss Howell, Singing and Talking Comedienne. Ester Barr and Co., Presenting the Comedy Drama, "The Third Generation." The Philoscope "Wet Paint." "Motor Car for Sale." "Rival Brothers." WILTON LACKAYE Gennett. Wilton Lackaye will be seen in his own version or victor Hugos epocnmaking masterpiece "Les Miserables," at the Gennett on Friday evening, September 21st. Mr. Lackaye calls his play "The Law and the Man", which will strike theatre-goers familiar with the work of the great French novel' st as being particularly appropriate. In his work of adaption, the actorplaywright has followed with remarkable fidelity' and skill the story as told in the five novels which are aggregated under the one title. In many instances and really as far as practical for stage xise the dialogue is that of Hugo himself. The piece is in a prologue and four acts and opens with'Fantine and her irl companion ant! their lovers in a village near Paris. It is here that the poor Fantine is deserted by Felix; and that wonderful man of iron deter mination arid who follows his course as truly as the compass points to magnetic North, Javert, makesvhis appear ance, .also Jean vaijean, wmcn is tne roIeMr. Lackaye is portraying this season. After being driven from the inns f the place, Jean approaches the acme of the bishop of Diton, and is aken in .given food and shelter. The obbery occurs, the ex-convict is capured by Javert and brought back to he house of Bishop Wedcome. Then omes that famous scene where the :entle man of God presents the misrable wretch with the silver candleticks, saying, "I have brought your joul and given it to God." In selecting the large and well baltncen supporting company, m. A. iradv has been fortunate in securing he service of Melbourne MacDowell, vho used to star with his wife, the ate Fanny Davenport in the Sardou Iramas. Mr. MacDowell plays the ole of Javert, that blood-hound of the police. It is a far cry from society

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plays like "La Belle Russe" to the part of Madame Thenardier and yet this is the role Jeffreys Lewis will be seen in this season. Another startling actor is George W. Denham, a comedian of unquestionable power, will play Thenardier, the rat. Wil ham Lamp who was last seen in "Mrs. Temple's Telsgrsm '. as Marius. BRYANT'S EXTRAVAGANZA. When the stars of the legitimate drama, sought the vaudeville stage, many of the leading vaudeville lights entered the ranks of burlesque and naturally this Influx of talent had a healthy effect upon that sort of entertainment. The penlmal equipment, stage and scienic effects, have been elaborated and in its refined form it is now known as extravaganza. It is a lively construction of merry and sunny nonsense deftly and acutely arranged, keeping the pace from start to finish. And from the box office standard Harry Bryant's Extravagan za, which will be seen Thursday, September 20th. at the New Phillips, is the real article. His present produo tion is built on the fun theory and furnishes enpugh laughter to trans form any caae of blues into a joyous hysterical carmine. A number of high class artists furnish the inter lude, two of the acts being direct im portations by Mr. Bryant from the other side Los Rossignols, a quir tette of high class lady vocalists from Berlin, and the Sisters Albert, a due of singing comediennes from the London Theatres. This will be the Initial appearance of both acts in this country. Hatch Bros., George Wilson, Darmody, Edna Berri, Banks & New ton, Martha Habelman, Marion & Thompson and others will be found amongst the native contingent. "A Thoroughbred Tramp" Gennett Elmer Walters ever popular com edy drama "A Thoroughbred Tramp' will be seen :il the Gennett to night. The piece deals with Colorado folks and is not lacking in action and, though the central figure is that of a vagabond, is none the less inter estmg as tne part has been so con structed so as to lend both comedy and pathos. T. Rush Thompson, the tramp, prior to his downfall, was a college graduate and successful East erner who invades the Colorado atmosphere with a view of hunting down those responsible for his pres ent position in life. In the play is depicted naturally the humorous sides of the vagabond as well as the pathe tic the play fairly bubbles over with rich fun and great care has been taken not to overdraw the dramatic situa tions. Considerable special scenery is carried by the company and it is said the company considerably above the average. Pete Baker Gennett. There is a man seita "A Race For a Widow"- Company, which comes to the Gennett next Wednesday night, who traveled 50,000 miles, equivalent to a journey twice around the world, to get the material for one little song with which he makes one good hit at each appearance. The man is Pete Baker, the famous comedian of Chris and Lena Fame, and the song is one of ten nations and ten verses, each voice being devoted to exploiting the oddities of a national type. "When the actor gets tired of see ing the country and he gets tired at about the third season, he begins to study types", said Mr. Baker. "Then he begins to gethef material. My little song was developed through years of travel, during which I almost unconsciously assimilated some of the material which in its present form appears to please my audience so much. - T J In "A Race for a Widow," at the Gennett Wednesday night of this week.

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VAUDEVILLE! THEATER O. G .M'JRRAY 'MANAGER. Daily at 3 and 8:15 P .M. (Special Matinee each Saturday; children. 5 cents. Souvenirs Wednes day matinee. All matinees 10c. ex cept, to children under 5 years.) WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 1 A MISS RUBY COHN, Piano Overture. B JOHN MURTHA, Instrumental, Singing Telling Coiiedian. C -TH E TVAO FEATI Story :r-weight KfDS, John WALLER & AM AGILL Alica In a Refine CoyVdy Kid Act.ea titled. A Pil'Card." O MISS RUBY COHN. Illustrated Songs. E HARBACH AND HARRIS, Novelty Singing Sketch. F MISS HOWELL, Sing and Talking Comedians. G ESTHER EARR &. CO., Presenting the Comedy. Drar Third Generation. H THE PHILOSCOPE "Wet Paint." "Motor Car For Sale. "Rival Brothers. AL. 7 N Ninth ihan om seed vaToes In Real Eav; late. Rents collected and ewerj .attention given lbs llrcrpertjK. DON'T Ml S THE Fall F tival At Cincinnati AUGUST 28TH Q SEP. 22D The most glgantil undertaking oi its kind ever attemflted by any cltjf west of New York. Among the manj features will be an Iptn air produo tion of The Bli3 Moon brought to this ec intry at a cost oi $60,000. 300 peop phants. Camels, in the cast. Ele orses, etc., in a huge stage pageant Low Via C. C. xates I D D r y Tuesday, ThursSellina dates evd dy and Saturday,! from Aug. 28th te Sept. 22nd, at $2.60found trip. Thes tickets good for 5 cHys. Going, traini leave 9:05 a. m., lid 4 p. m. Foi particulars call ll C. A. B LAI Ft) P. & T. A., Richmond Home Tel. 44. See how what you have head lookt in print and get a dollar fordoing it Win the news "tip" prize.

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I 1E - - Ltsv and Meneocr Time Here. !1st, Lackaye ltd ttfe Man,' 1 y centsVSeet Sale opens Wednesday THEATRE...,! SEPT. Vj 44" 4Manager. A MIDOW : BAI t (Ire at Cam; New Songs, New Spec- J saleTt the Westcott Pharmacy. Thursday, SrTbt. ?Q of Fun and Bea ' A it rVTT) KIT ATA TT7 A 5? Li A 1 LVL1 f MUilll IaH. ; J Clever LSghmakers And Pretty f MirthMakes Bryant's Show a WeWC e Alford's Drug Store. .