Richmond Palladium (Daily), Volume 31, Number 226, 12 September 1906 — Page 2

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The Richmond Palladium, Wednesday, Sept. 1Z, 190&.

lit Takes' Nerve ; Everything; depends upon .your nerves. --It is nerve force that causes the brain to direct the motion of your body; .it is nerve force that causes your heart to pulsate, and send the blood through your veins ; it is nerve force that causes your stomach to digest food, your kidneys to filter the blood, and the liver to secret? bile. In fact, nerve force is. the power that runs your body, so if you feel worrj-out, irritable, nervous, Vrannolr sleep, or eat .well,- haye pain or misery anywhere your nerves are weak, and yqur system rundown, uto restore this vitality .take Dr. Miles' Nervine which will strengthen and build up the nerves. You cannot be healthy without strong nerves. For eif?htnn years Dr. Miles' Nervine and AMi-Pala Pills hare been my cloce coftiyanlons. Early In married life, whge raising children, my nerve became all worn-out could not Bleep; had no appetite; Indigestion very bad. and had such awful dizzy ppells. Then I began using: Ir. Miles' Kervlne, and at once I bepan to Improve, and soon found myself in perfect health." MttS. S. L. YOtTNO. 324 Pittsbur St.. New Castle, Pa. Dr. Mites' Nervine Is sold by your druggist, who will guarantee that the first bottle will benefit. If It fails, he will refund your money. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind

Dion HUNS Yhe Contest For Chairmanship of the State Executive Committee. Dayton, O., Sept. 11. That United States Senator Dick won the contest for chairmanship of the Republican state . executive committee, carrying with it the state leadership, was apparent when the district delegations met at 2 Pv m. Enough had been learned during the early part of the day to show that with two districts classed as in doubt, he lacked but one vote of the number needed to win. Wbea the Third district committee men "who had been heretofore classed with the anti-Dick forces, came out in favor of the senator, the necessary Votes had been lined up and victory was apparontly assured. The district meetings simply confirmed the earlier polling of tha state in Dick's favor and assured his victory. A AI R QUEEN." kflaa Julia Doremu. Who Will Reln txt Aabcry Farlc Carnival. The young girls of too summer city of Asbury Park, N. J., esteem It a great hoair to be selected Queen Tltania of the carnival which occurs every year it this resort. The carnival lasts five days and includes, besides the corona tion of the queen, the queen's court ball, tho masque fete, the baby parade and tbo Deal Lake carnival Queen Tltanla presides over all the gsjetio. and for the time being her i Sat r lOBS VOBS3SVB. way la absolute. This season the queen is Mlaa Julia Doremus, daughter of Mayor and Mrs. Henry M. Doremus of Newark. N. J. She is a beauty of the blond type aad4s.6ne.of the youngest queens ever-selected for this popular post. Her coronation wiH take Elace on Aug. 23, and the spectacle will e one of much brilliancy and pomp. SHORT STORIES. 'Bandbox is really a riband box. San Francisco drummers now on the road sign themselves on the hotel register as from Greater San Francisco. In the stomach of a large shark recently caught In the Adriatic sea many ox bones and a dolphin were found. A Chicago money lender who had a working capital of $2,500 was shown up in court the other day, and it was proved that be was making $15,000 a year. In the town of Savoy, which Is perched over Hoosac mountain, and the Hoosac tunnel, the census taker found sot a house that had been painted In ten years. Professor Thomas B. Stillwell of II oboken, N. J who recently gave a world renowned chemical dinnert purposes to give another meal soon, consisting chiefly of artificial eggs, whick he will prepare with the aid of different chemicals. Dates of County FairsLafayette -- w .SepL S Portland m-m tr w ....... Sept. 3 Princeton . ........ Sept. 3 Indiana State Fair ...Sept. 10 Huntington ......Sept 10 Valparaiso ....r-t.. .Sept. 11 tVIneennea ........ Sept. 17 Covington . Sept. IS Ft. Wayne n , . Sept. 18 Kendallville . Sept. 24 Hontpeller .. .. ....... ....Sept. 25 Sorth Manchester m vOct. 2 Bourbon m ... .Wy.Oct. 9

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Local HIGHLANDERS Will WHITE SOX LOSE Now Begins to Look as If Pen nant in American League Would Go East. NAP0LE0NITES ALSO LOSE CLEVELAND TEAM HAS GREAT FIGHT WITH DETROIT AND DROPS GAME IN THE ELEVEN INNINGS. NATIONAL LEAGUE STANDING.

Won. Lost. PCt Chicago .. 100 32 .758 New York . . 84 45 .651 Pittsburg SI 48 .628 Philadelphia w .. 60 70 .462 Cincinnati . 66 .76 .424 Brooklyn .. .!..... 51 77 .399 St. Louis ... ....... 40 84 .364 Boston .. 42 90 .318

Publishers PressJ New York. Sept. 11. The New York Americans recovered their win ning gait today when they walloped the Bostons 11 to 3. The victor gives them an additional boost in the championship race. Score: R. H. E Bos ... 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 9 ! N. Y. ..03103400 x 11 12 1 Batteries Barry and Armbruster; Clarkson and Thomas. Umpire, O'Laughlin. WHITE SOX WEAK IN BOX. Chicago, Sept. 11. St. Louis add ed another defeat to the Chicago Americans list this afternoon. The Browns touched up the Chicago pitch ers for 14 hits. Score: R. H. E. St. L. .. 3 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 17 14 1 Chi 20000001 03 9 1 Batteries Jacobsin, Powell, Rick cy and O'Connor; Owens, Smith and Roth. Umpires Sheridan and Evans. NAPS LOSE IN 11 INNINGS. Detroit Sept. 11. The Detroit Americans managed to defeat the Cleveland team this afternoon in an eleven inning contest. The locals tied the score by a rally in the ninth, netting 2 runs. Score: R. H. E. Det .0 000001020 14 10 1 Cle .0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 03 12 0 Batteries Donovan and Schmidt; Bernard and Clark. Umpire Connolly. WADDELL A WINNER. Philadelphia, Sept. 11. The Athletics had no trouble in drubbing the Washington Americans this afternoon. Waddell was the slab artist for the locals. Score: R. H.E. Phil 00012010 x 1 6 1 Was 01000000 01 7 3 Batteries Kitson and Wakefield; Waddell and Schreck. Umpire, Hurst. CURRENT COMMENT. It Is easy to arrest editors In Russia, but arresting a national propaganda is quite another thing. Chicago Recordlierald. France has reached the point where a president can be elected without putting up barricades in the , streets of Paris. Baltimore Herald. Mr. Roosevelt wishes to send some American athletes over to Greece to take part in the Olympian games in the Stadium. We need these athletes more urgently at Panama to compete in the game of the spadluxn. Columbia State. As the great obstacle to polar research has been the difficulty of the ground to be traversed, It Is obvious that the perfection of aerial navigation ought to afford the most simple and di rect means of overcoming that obsta cle. Chicago Record-Htrald. It Is said that more water is taken from the Niagara river on the Canadian side than on the American side, and this Is only a fact sustaining the con tention that nothing short of Interna tional effort can be depended on to save the cataract. Binghamton Press. GOWN GOSSIP. It Is said that the shirt waist suit, or a glorified reincarnation of it. is to be a feature of the coming season. It is evidently to be a silk year, and certain American silks on the order of pongee are to have a wide popularity, according to the buyers. The spring colors so far seen are very cool and quiet, in tone, the grays, mauves, soft yellows and shades of green and blue removed from brilliancy being conspicuous. The long coat suit lias evidently gone where the old moons go. As soon as spring comes the short, Jaunty coat. the bolero and Eton will hold full sway If advance styles are to be be lieved, OLD FASHIONED. What has become of the old fash ioned man who wore bed ticking sus penders? A real old fashioned woman never uses the word "mattress;" she always calls it a tick. What has become of the old fash ioned country church that gave 'Mrs. Jarley 's . Waxworks ?" What has become of the old fash ioned child that had; to go to "meeting twice every Sunday? We suppose that if ever a real old fashioned woman travels she makes up her bed when she leaves her berth In the Pullman Jajtbe ' morning. Atch-toonGlob--3" -

Results Yesterday. . NATIONAL LEAGUE. New York 3; Boston 0. Philadelphia 5; Brooklyn 3. Pittsburg 0; Cincinnati 0; (10 nings.)

in AMERICAN LEAGUE. Boston 3; New York 11. St. Louis 7; Chicago 3. Detroit 4; Cleveland 3. Philadelphia 4; Washington 1. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. ' St. Paul vs. Minneapolis, no game wet grounds. Indianapolis vs. Louisville, no game until Thursday. Milwaukee 4; Kansas City 9. Columbus 3; Toledo 5. i AMERICAN ASS'li AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Columbus.. ..... 89 55 .618 Milwaukee .......... 82 64 .562 Minneapolis .. .. .. 77 67 .535 Toledo .. .. : 77 67 .535 Louisville 6978 .469 Kansas City .. . .. 68 77 .469 St. Paul .. ta. 65 78 .455 Indianapolis .. ... .. 52 93 .359 AT ST. PAUL.

St. Paul, vs. Minneapolis, no game wet grounds. AT LOUISVILLE. Louisville vs. Indianapolis, no game until Thursday. AT MILWAUKEE. R. M. E. Kansas City .. .. ..... 9 7 Milwaukee 4 10 Batteries Swann and Sullivan Oberlin and Beville. Umpire Owen AT TOLEDO. R. H. E Columbus .. ..... i...... 3 8 Toledo 5 8 Batteries Groth and Blue: Minnehan and Abbott. Umpire Kane. MAY PLAY THREE GAMES Shilos of Dayton and Giants Want to Settle the Championship of This Section. The Giants and the Dayton Shilos are trying to arrange a series of three games for the championsihp of South Eastern Indiana and Southern Ohio. The first game of the series will probably be played September 23 or the 30th and the first Sunday in October two games will be played. All the contests will take place at the Athletic Park. Complaint is being made by the owner of the cornfield north of the Athletic partk that persons are going through his field and breaking down corn in order to get to the games. He threatens to prosecute those trespass ing" unless it is stopped. - No Compliment. Some men are like a rtver. It has been truly said. The-stream Is largest at the mouth And smallest at the head. Couldn't Beer to See Him Suffer. "I feel that I could die in a gosx cause." "WelL I will try to hunt you p one No Equality of Sexes, ftthel Do you think It is wrong tr lirt? MAUd Yea. for men. Hero's CroTraa. When Nero made his artistic tour as a musician and actor through the cities of Greece, more than 400 crowns were bestowed upon him, and when, he re turned to Rome he decreed himself t triumph and entered the city with these crowns borne in solemn proces sion. Witch HueL The witch hazel in all parts of Grem Britain is considered as a mgrgic plant In many local traditions it 'is allude' to as playing- a part in charms and in cantationa. EDITORIAL FLINGS. Now let's pull for a safe, and sant Christmas. Milwaukee ' Journal. Count Boni de Castcllane has lost bis wife and her money, and his seat In the French chamber, of "deputies, but he still has his reputation. Springfield Union. The doctors have now decided that there is no such thing as sunstroke. But if you make, a soed hustle for it yon can die of shock? consequent upon' excessive caloricNew York Mail. No doubt most people who Insist on having dogs and keeping' them muzzled regard It. as the. duty of other people to wear armor plate in order to avoid being ehowtd up. Chicago Record-Herald. . Dr. Andrew D, White wants criminal laws "with teeth in them." Our criminal laws, have plenty of teeth. The trouble la our officials don't give the teeth enough to 'chew" on. Arkansas Gazette. "We know how to accumulate wealth, but not bow to distribute it," says Sen a tor Elktns. Hi ere are,-hundreds of young mjea who would 'be glad to give the senator t&e. benefit of "their experience in that line. Washington Post. Aj average efcUd - measures about nineteen-ud:rvblWhifihea at birth if a boy.and M$fgjineh"lfess if a girL A child tacreasemore, "rabidly in length during theSrtjeekrtfcao at any sub-

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Cincinnati and Pittsburg Bat- . tie Till Darkness Ends Their Struggle. EWING IN BOX FOR REDS MATHEWSON IN GOOD FORM AND NEW YORK ADDS ANOTHER VICTORYCHICAGO DID NOT PLAY. J " AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING. Won. Lost. PCt New York .. .. .... 78 49 .614 Chicago .. ... 76 51 .598 Cleveland .. 69 55 .557 Philadelphia .. 70 56 .556 St Louis 66 61 .520 Detroit .. .. 58 67 .464 Washington . . 49 78 .386 Boston .. 41 88 .318 Publishers' TressJ Pittsburg, Sept. 11. The Pittsburg and Cincinnati Nationals fought for fifteen innings today without a run being tallied by either side. Ewing was well night invincible for the Reds and Phillippl and Willis twirled stead ily for the locals. The game was call ed on account of darkness. Score: R. H. E. Pitts 000 000 0000000000 8 5 Cin .00000000000000 00 10 3 Batteries Ewing and Schlei; Phil lippl, Willis, Gibson and Phelps. Umpire Klem. PITCHERS' BATTLE AT BOSTON. Boston, Sept. 11. New York shut out the Boston Nationals today in a pitchers contest in which Mathewson had a shade the better of Young. Score: R. H.E. N. Y. . ..0 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 3 9 Bos. . ..0 0000000 0 0 6 Batteries Mathewson, Bresnahan and Bowerman; Young and Needham Umpire Carpenter. PHILLIES BEAT BROOKLYN. New York, Sept. 11. The Philadel phia Nationals beat the BrooUSJis this afternoon, 5 to 3. The visitors outbatted and out fielded the locals Score: R. H. E. Phila. 00001201 1 5 10, 1 Brook. . .0 00102000 36 Batteries Stricklett and Bergen; Richie and Dooin. Umpires John stone and O'Day. rtke'i remit. The birthday of a mountain peak ha; seldom, if ever, been observed ir America, but' in September the birthday of Pike's peak, so far as history Is concerned, will be observed by the state of Colorado, with President Roosevelt and some of the members? of his cabinet as guests. The occasion will mark the one hundredth anniver sary of the discovery of the mountain by Lieutenant Zebulon Pike and may possibly be the occasion of an inter national event of some interest. When Lieutenant Pike was captured by Spanish soldiers In February, 1807, he was relieved of several maps and manuscripts, which were never recov ered. They are supposed to have been sent by the governor of SanM Fe to the viceroy at the City of Mexico and by him forwarded to Madrid. As the Spanish are careful about the preser vation of historic documents and rec ords, it is believed that Pike's papers are still in existence. At the sugges tion of Representative Brooks of Colorado Secretary Root has requested the Spanish government to Institute a search for them. If found they will probably be returned. Forest Klres. Last year forest fires in this country burned over an area of 150,000 acres. This area is great, yet It is less than half of that which was swept by fire the year before. One reason for the difference is the Increased efficiency of the fire patrol under the United State forest service. Its Jurisdiction is lim ited to national reservations, but th Influence of the forestry service ex tends to many private wooded tracts. The professional foresters are teaching tho people how to care for the trees. One simple rule, which the owner of a few trees can easily follow and the wnet of many trees cannot afford to neglect is to keep the underbrush Heared. Most forest fires start Ip brush. A wood clear of brush has, bo to speak. Bo kindling in which a fire can start. Bmah Cattlnar Time. Bushes in pastures have now made most of their growth for the season and when cut will not have vitality to start up again to any great extent this fall; hence the advantage of doing this work in August. When the practice of cutting every year is. followed it will be found that the growth will decrease, and in this way they can be gradually got rid of. If there are any bushes, briers or rank growing weeds along the fences, in the meadows or by the roadside they would also receive attention. Golden. Seal. The - demand for the dried root of golden seal continues good, the quota tions Indicating ready sale at from $1 to $1.50 per pound. Our experiments seem to show that the outlook for a email. Industry inthe growing of this plant is bright. It la to be hoped, however, , that overproduction may be avoided. At present several firms are growing golden seal in small areas. R. H. True, Buwa of-PlaIndustry.

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RICHMOND TO HAVE FUST BALL TEAM Manager Huckins of the Dayton Shilohs Decides to Come to This City.

HE WAS HERE YESTERDAY V SECURED OPTION ON SUITABLE PIECE OF GROUND AND WILL MAKE IT INTO AN UP TO DATE PARK. Richmond is to have a first class ball team next year, which will play ball in the best ball park the city has ever had. Manager Huckiins of the Dayton Shilohs, was in the city yesterday to canvass the situation. He was satisfied that he could make a financial success of a fast Independent baseball team here, and he secured an option on a suitable piece of ground within walking distance from the central part of the city and near a car line. He will fit up a fine ball park and intends to give Richmond an exhibition of ball similar to the best days of the sport in the city. A grand stand will be built by Man ager Huckins and he intends to have a grass diamond. He said yesterday that he would secure a team that was even faster than the present Shilohs which aggregation has won five games in this city this year and has not yet lost a contest. Gets Backing of Fans. Manager Huckins consulted with a number of well known baseball fans and men formerly connected with baseball enterprises here. He was assured of their hearty support in his venture and he feels confident of suf cess. Mr. Huckins is a thorough gentle man and has had much experience In managing ball players. He was un able to secure a park In Dayton this year and for that reason he Intends to come to Richmond. He says that he believes Richmond ball fans wll heartily endorse clean ball players and he will use none but that kind. Mr. Huckins said yesterday that In selecting players for his team he had always looked at more than the man's mere ability to play ball. He said that he must be a gentleman both off and on the diamond. Following out this policy he said that he had always been able to get first class sports men. He now has a number of col lege men on his Shiloh team. Estrnsiuu . of ilr Sort. Somethi&g original in the way of a dining room table has been made by a skUlful- cabinetmaker for Mrs. narry Payne Whitneya home in-Newport. In Its first form It Is a perfectly plain round table, six feet in diameter, made of the finest and most beautifully grained mahogany, with simply carv ed legs. Belonging to it are a series of pieces of the mahogany, the shape of eight sections of pie, with the point cut off in a carved line. They are matched so beautifully that a series may be added to the table, making it ten feet In diameter, without any one not acquainted with Its mysteries knowing it was not made in one piece. Still another series of pieces to be add ed In the same way make the table fourteen feet in diameter. The legs are arranged so that their tops unfold and extend to support the added pieces. New York Press. Bow ne Got Tli ere. Two Germans met in San Francisco. After an affectionate greeting the following dialogue ensued: "Fen you said you hev arrived V "Yesterday." "You came dot Horn around?" "No." ' "Oh, X seel You came dot Isthmus across?" "No." "Oh, den you come dot land over?" "Deu'yoa. hev not arrived?" "Oh, yes; I hev arrived! I come dot Mexico thru." PhUcdelphia Ledger. and Effect. SaM th arsajg'Soa roan, wfth a elgh. Tw sat a sQo& moath for plgrh. J?ut 1 rt Tpstixss and aches Z?it5ircy tteeee ojr frtfe maehes. AdA tbat &3 beer m. rro Ugh." CSrlcaa News. VettxaSaeaceir Profit. Mrs. Gfsfcdtab Dtd your daughter marry ire2J? Mrs. FRmSpTes. Sageedi She had ft trip; til ovtt kZaiTp before the d all Up

WANTED. WANTED Girl at New Method Laundry, 151$ Main street. 12-2t WANTED Girl to assist In housework at 26 South 9th street. ll-3t WANTED A position doing house work, 515 South C street. ll-3t

WANTED Janitor at Reid Memo rial Hospital, capable of nursing and taking care of steam heating plant; also wanted girl or woman to assist in laundry, work at hospital. Apply to Geo. H. Eggemeyer or John L. Rupe. 11 2t WANTED I have a tenant for farm of SO or 100 acres, suitable for dairy. Will pay cash rent. Gib H. Scott. 29 N. 6th street. 11-2L WANTED To trade a Jmlth Pre mier Typewriter In god condition for a Remington cr Fc or any other shift key macjffne of equal standard. Call atthe Palladium office. 19-3L FOR Richmond proderty a specialty. Porterfleld. Ketfy Block. Phone 22V. tl FOR SALE Two good yearling colts and good two year old mare, reasonable. Call on E. Harris, Route 3. New Paris. dlt. FOR . SALE One cheap horse. Inquire of Fred Blinke, Route 3. New Paris, O. d ltFOR SALE Cheap for quick cash. Sale price 35.00. C. Jarvis, 409 North 11th street. 12-2t. FOR SALE Some very desirable George Was Too Laft To See Baby's Tricli ITT was on a Sabbath morn, and George Murgatroyd had just turned over to aleep again after making his sixth resolution to get up. But the cry, fraught with anxiety and trepidation, that came from 'the room below banished sleep 'instantly. It was his, wife's voice the dear. girl whom be bad taken from a parent! or, rather,' two parents' care. "George! Come quick f What could be the matter? "George! Why don't you come) Come! Comer In his frantic haste he had on his trousers hind part before and his shirt was a wreck, but what of that? Like a flash it came to him, the tale of yesterday, told by his little wife, at which he had scoffed a tale of a dark, browed man who came to read the gaa meter and who had behaved so strange ly that Maud suspected him of being a burglars spy. The man had come again. Even now, perhaps "George! If you don't come ifll be too late!" What were collar studs now that he should search for them? With one bound he overturned the rocking chair and smashed the water Jug; in another instant he had collided, with the opep door of the wardrobe; at the third step he tripped over his braces and came down on his elbows and countenance. "Courage, Maud!" he cried. "I am coming;" Fie was only a pale bookkeeper and unarmed save with nature's weapons, but not for a moment did he falter. "You're too late," said Maud, with a pretty pout, as George dashed into the room with a fire in his eye that the blood on his nose could not dim. "What where Is he?" be gasped, looking around with an awful faintness at the heart. "I wanted you to see the baby," said ehe in a disappointed voice. "lie had his foot In his mouth, and you've no Idea Jjpw pretty the little dear looked.' Tit-Bits. Tito Perfect Lover. Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt. the fa mous woman's rights leader, said of an untactful motion at a woman's club: "This motion, in its delicacy reminds me of a Rlpon man. "The man got married, and after he had been married several years bis wife said to hfm oae night: M 'Yon do not speak as affectionately to me as you used to, Hal. I fear you have ceased to lave me.' "Ceased to tore your growled the man.. nere you g ag&nu Ceased to love yoa I Why, I tor you more than life Itself. Now. sfrur up and let me read the pep-sr." "Philadelphia BuHe tin.

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building lots, well located, prices right. No trouble to show them. Gib H. Scott. 29 N. 6th street. 11-2L FOR SALE Garland heating stove and other household goods, S4 N. 7th street. 11 3L FOR SALE Garland soft coal burner In good condition. Nickled rims, foot rests, etc, good as new. Plenty of, pipe and polished ready to put up. 40 N. jftth Btreet. 11-2L

FOR SALE Boigy for sale at. a bar gain, $12. Address P. O. box 264 FOR SALE-, Richmond Elo 510t t vator. s property from JlSfMain St Telephone june5 tf JF FOR SALE-ZFox terrier pups. C P. Jenkins, Jfifew .Phono 901 C. , 6 7t FOR RENT. rniahed room at the Grand tlemcu only. tf LOST. LOST Brown Peter Pan purse containing 25c. Finder return to Palla dium office. 11 3t. LOST A buggy duster or robe between Hagerstown and Cambridge City. Finder please return to Mr. Ed. Porters, Hagerstown, Grocery. 12-3L LOST A Locomobile Hub Cap on Main street or National road. Return to 18 N. 13th street or phone 986 and get reward. ll-3t Wooxlwrml TTioJtty of taseeto. It is a staodtajr puzzle to the entomologists and others brferested In the study of Insects how the frail nttl creatures of the taosqufto and the but terfly order caa brave tho cold of an. arctic winter and yet retain their vitality. A London naturallat took the larva of the com don milkweed butterfly and exposed ft tt an artificial blast 6$ degrees below ncvou. Upon taking It out of the range of this artificial blizzard, and gradually thawtnz the creatureout the naturalist was,surprised to find that the worm was' able to creep lu less than half an hour afterward. According to the testimony, ef all the arctic explorers, bu&arf!aA and mosquitoes, as weLT aaajf great variety of other insects, have, bean, found flitting joyously about In aJibj highest latitude ever penetrated) By. man. 'It is even declared by those who. have made tours of exploration to the far north that the A M 41. t t. largest and healthiest varieties of that species of pest that have ever been discovered "by man. . What lie Wanted. The crowd of passengers seemed to buffet him from one end to the other when the little man. who had something of a jag, got the conductor's ear. "Say, conductor, let me off at 370 Main street!" ha bawled. ' The fare gatherer did not speak, but in a moment the small man again spoke up and said; "Don't forget me at 376 Main street" "All right," said the conductor. In a moment the little chap was again repeating the number. The conductor, now somewhat nng--ed, yelled: "What's the matter with yoi? What are you worrying about 370 Main street' for?" "WelL" said the passenger, "because here's a sign that says. "Space to rent In this car at 371 Main street. "Kansas City lndpendcL the: alttomobile. An Ecsfish medWl authority ear fast automK&Qe rfcfinc has much tb& ' same psyrftdhc?frl effect as getting drunk. Automobile temperance might tot be a bad plan. Buffalo Express. A bill In. the German reiebstair nro . Tides that antomcbllists must pay Ufa annuities to those dependent on persons killed br thefr motor cars or t i persons peTmsrneutiy injured by suck accidents. It sounds like an extreme ' measure. But ttt New York World. Legislation respecting: the automobile : Is new and experimental, but brief experiment has demonstrated the necessl- : ty of broader pxtfeBc safety legislation. legislation that vCl cover all possible conditions. Jeristetion that will protect ' the prudent automobllist and punish j Che reckless cad negueD.-Scbeir Phone

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